I would

[Strike For The South]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1325509/34st-Georgia-Britains-fattest-teenager-piles-16st-on.html

[SwordsMaster]

Would... what exactly?

[Strike For The South]

IYKWIMAITYD

[Ronin]

Would... what exactly?

hit it I guess.

strike....calm down....don´t do that to yourself buddy...there are options!!

[Louis VI the Fat]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1325509/34st-Georgia-Britains-fattest-teenager-piles-16st-on.htmlWait for her and swear to God in heaven that if she doesn't lose sixteen stone you will cave her head in with a sledgehammer.

Or, seeing as how any hammer will probably only bounce off of her, take up a sport together, like sledgehammer throwing.

Failing any of that, tell your sister in the UK to lay off the fish and chips and to come back home.

[Strike For The South]

Wait for her and swear to God in heaven that if she doesn't lose sixteen stone you will cave her head in with a sledgehammer.

Or, seeing as how any hammer will probably only bounce off of her, take up a sport together, like sledgehammer throwing.

Failing any of that, tell your sister in the UK to lay off the fish and chips and to come back home.

Jokes, this guy has

[Megas Methuselah]

lol