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ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-02-2010, 23:18
Going small game hunting in the upcoming days. Rabbits beware!!!!:balloon2:
Anyone here like to hunt as much as me? :balloon2:
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2010, 23:23
Rabbit soup is so good, you lucky 'ole bastard! :yes:
Cute Wolf
11-03-2010, 07:57
don't go rabbit hunting with a gun, it will overkill them. Try rabbit hunting with your bare hands (Like Real Men do FTW), catch them and broke their neck on the site :skull:
Some tips:
In this day and age, if a gentleman is trying to impress the Lady of the manor, he should opt for the hunt of wild geese or other water fowl. It is not enviable for a gentleman to hunt larger game, such as rhino or elephant, nor for him to hunt inferior mammalian, such as rabbit, as this is rarely seen as desirable with a finer Lady of a fitting breeding age. It is highly recommended that, prior to the commencement of the hunt, the hunter bless his firearm with the aid of a New World voodoo high priestess, ensuring the firearm will not succumb to the machine-demons within. Lastly, a hunter should always make certain that a trusty bayonet be attached to his person in the event of close-quarters combat or other ungraceful crisis.
But hey, these were only valid back in the day when I thought hunting was customary. I don't understand why people do it any more (unless it's for pest control).
Louis VI the Fat
11-03-2010, 12:46
Anyone here like to hunt as much as me? :balloon2:I don't hunt. Because I cry when a little wabbit hurts his cutey little paw. And because I get bored in the great outdoors. I need a city, need to be surrounded by lots of things that use electricity and do beep a lot.
But do have fun! :balloon2:
Cute Wolf
11-03-2010, 13:05
I don't hunt. Because I cry when a little wabbit hurts his cutey little paw. And because I get bored in the great outdoors. I need a city, need to be surrounded by lots of things that use electricity and do beep a lot.
But do have fun! :balloon2:
hmm.... I wonder what kind of relationship you had with Crazed Rabbit :wink:
gaelic cowboy
11-03-2010, 16:35
Going small game hunting in the upcoming days. Rabbits beware!!!!:balloon2:
Anyone here like to hunt as much as me? :balloon2:
Pheasant is back on the menu again now it's winter here the gunclub were up asking me the weekend if I saw any, I had seen two cock pheasants and two maybe three females I lied and said no but they were welcome to check anyway.
We both knew they are there so it's not like they wont get one or two and I didn't see the point in practically doing the work for them at all at all, let them rise the bird and shoot it the old fashioned way. :yes:
I've never been hunting before, but someday I want to make some stone tipped arrows for my longbow and go deer hunting with it.
Veho Nex
11-04-2010, 02:23
Though my lack of a hunting license means i cant carry a gun i do enjoy hiking with my dad and brother and when they go north camping with them. I fish while they hunt and 9/10 times I bring home dinner.
Megas Methuselah
11-04-2010, 04:48
I envy you; I don't eat enough fishies, yo!
Tristuskhan
11-04-2010, 13:37
Well, I'm the village's marksman. I hate Roe Deers and never miss a shot.
And I'm a vegetarian! But since there is no proper predator around and hunters are usually old and almost blind (and hunt only to spend days away from their wives), I had to begin hunting for pest control - any european forest manager can tell you how roe deers can be a pain.
I wish there were wolves around.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-04-2010, 15:10
hmm.... I wonder what kind of relationship you had with Crazed Rabbit :wink:
I think he hates me :laugh:.
Everyone ever hunted Bear before?
Gregoshi
11-05-2010, 00:33
I hunted small game and deer in my teens. I liked walking in the woods, but the actual hunting part I was indifferent to and eventually found other more interesting things to do on a weekend. However, one of my fondest memories from my youth came about via hunting. And the best sandwich I ever had was one I had sat on for several hours while deer hunting. :2thumbsup:
I hunted small game and deer in my teens. I liked walking in the woods, but the actual hunting part I was indifferent to and eventually found other more interesting things to do on a weekend. However, one of my fondest memories from my youth came about via hunting. And the best sandwich I ever had was one I had sat on for several hours while deer hunting. :2thumbsup:
Can understand the being in nature part but wouldn't it be more sportive to spray graffiti on bambi-butt and buy a ham-sandwich instead? Bonus-points if it resembles the Mona Lisa.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-08-2010, 22:03
:daisy::daisy::daisy:
Hunting is a real man sport. :balloon2:
Hunting is a real man sport. :balloon2:
Who is it that hunts rabbits with assault rifles, grenade launchers, and oversized knives?
THE SWISS DO!
Skullheadhq
11-09-2010, 16:56
I want to hunt some beautiful girls and put em as trophies... Alas, this is 21st century, that wouldnt be allowed...
Who is it that hunts rabbits with assault rifles, grenade launchers, and oversized knives?
THE SWISS DO!
I heard that warman goes all Rambo in the woods. Fights off his demons as he hunts rabbits and the like. Even the mighty grizzly cowers at the sight of a upset and disturbed warman spraying the woods with an M60 in one arm and a belt of shells over the other!
woad&fangs
11-09-2010, 18:34
But hey, these were only valid back in the day when I thought hunting was customary. I don't understand why people do it any more (unless it's for pest control).
Because a well prepared venison tenderloin is the tastiest piece of meat this planet has ever produced. However, since my family already got a deer during the early hunt, I think my hunting experience this year will consist of drinking hot chocolate in the woods while admiring nature.
Alas, rabbit hunting is no longer an option for me since my girlfriend has a pet rabbit. It would be akin to shooting a dog, in her eyes. Squirrels are still fair game though. They make a tasty stew but everyone gives me weird looks when I say I eat squirrel.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-09-2010, 18:35
I want to hunt some beautiful girls and put em as trophies... Alas, this is 21st century, that wouldnt be allowed...
No, but you can chase them down and smakc their buttocks. :balloon2:
I heard that warman goes all Rambo in the woods. Fights off his demons as he hunts rabbits and the like. Even the mighty grizzly cowers at the sight of a upset and disturbed warman spraying the woods with an M60 in one arm and a belt of shells over the other!
The Swissland AK-88! :knight:
The Swissland AK-88!
Shooting silver, hallow tip cashews! The animals are so frightened they wet themselves with milk! How would warman know? Why should he care? Because as said, THIS IS SWISSLAND!
THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE
but where
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-09-2010, 21:04
Sad what some of us hunters do to animals!
Cute Wolf
11-10-2010, 10:30
never trust mere guns, always have some kind of machette or daggers to back em up
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