Getting laid

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I wonder how I can get laid without getting slapped, a STD or getting a girl pregnant.

[gaelic cowboy]

Turn gay and were a condom

[Lemur]

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

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