Gene pool diluted; the Brits may now get a healthy heir [Archive]

HoreTore

11-17-2010, 19:26

So, William is engaged to Kate Middleton, a commoner.

But the big question is, will this be enough to create healthy offspring, or will the centuries of inbreeding be too much to erase in just one generation? Only time will tell....

Discuss.

EDIT: Oh, and a linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11776941) for those who don't know or care what I'm talking about(cudos to you!).

Rhyfelwyr

11-17-2010, 19:29

None of the current British royals look inbred to me. Gone are the days of the Hapsburg chin!

HoreTore

11-17-2010, 19:35

None of the current British royals look inbred to me. Gone are the days of the Hapsburg chin!

Yes, well, a quick look at their sexual morals should give a clue as to why that is............

gaelic cowboy

11-17-2010, 19:38

None of the current British royals look inbred to me. Gone are the days of the Hapsburg chin!

Anyone who thinks William and Harry are actually Charles progeny needs an eyetest, I bet there is some secrert Illuminati, NWO, Bildergerg treaty that ensures every thirty years Euro royals secretly have a bit of commoner rough.

Rhyfelwyr

11-17-2010, 19:39

The Queen is of good stock, please do not tarnish us with your Scandivanian looseness of morals! And I am absolutely not biased.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 1690 NO SURRENDER WATP

HoreTore

11-17-2010, 19:41

Anyone who thinks William and Harry are actually Charles progeny needs an eyetest, I bet there is some secrert Illuminati, NWO, Bildergerg treaty that ensures every thirty years Euro royals secretly have a bit of commoner rough.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

gaelic cowboy

11-17-2010, 19:47

The Queen is of good stock, please do not tarnish us with your Scandivanian looseness of morals! And I am absolutely not biased.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 1690 NO SURRENDER WATP

Ha ha too late on the loose morals line Rhy he has be going out with her for a couple of years now there effectively shacked up together in the best of UK tradition.

Cute Wolf

11-17-2010, 19:49

I just want to say congratulations for William...
hope he will be nice enough king...

Rhyfelwyr

11-17-2010, 21:31

Ha ha too late on the loose morals line Rhy he has be going out with her for a couple of years now there effectively shacked up together in the best of UK tradition.

Disgraceful behaviour for a Christian magistrate! I must make a national Covenant and ensure the person of the king (should he become so) respects his office as the power by God appointed, things worked out really well the last time the Scots did that...

gaelic cowboy

11-17-2010, 21:40

Disgraceful behaviour for a Christian magistrate! I must make a national Covenant and ensure the person of the king (should he become so) respects his office as the power by God appointed, things worked out really well the last time the Scots did that...

It'll be grand the last time I checked lately Huntingdon in East Anglia was pretty sleepy these days.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

11-17-2010, 21:42

Disgraceful behaviour for a Christian magistrate! I must make a national Covenant and ensure the person of the king (should he become so) respects his office as the power by God appointed, things worked out really well the last time the Scots did that...

And I must stop you.

I knew I should have started this topic to prevent HoreTore from hating on our Royal Family.

William is clearly Charles' son, Harry probably is (they will have had a DNA test) and in any case it doesn't matter because he's not going to be King.

Congratulations to my future Liege Lord and his new possession.

Rhyfelwyr

11-17-2010, 22:00

And I must stop you.

I knew I should have started this topic to prevent HoreTore from hating on our Royal Family.

How sad it is too see the English, once a beacon of liberty to the world, these days bow under tyrants, and have all sorts of heathen for kings over them. What of the ancient liberties? What of the Witan?

Sheesh I thought we sorted things out when we got good King Billy on the throne, how did things come to this. What's left of Christianity in England is a poor crypto-Papist excuse for a church, the Turks (or Mohametans to be more modern) will be the only religious folk left!

And the royals openly live in sin! Like a good Covenanter, I must form a completely self-contradictory movement that makes no sense to anybody in order to combat this evil, so I can attack the king while defending his majesty, fight for freedom of religion while imposing a theocracy, and secure political freedom for all by reinstating the rights of the nobility!

It'll be grand the last time I checked lately Huntingdon in East Anglia was pretty sleepy these days.

Last time I checked Cromwell wasn't a Covenanter. :tongue2:

gaelic cowboy

11-17-2010, 22:05

How sad it is too see the English, once a beacon of liberty to the world, these days bow under tyrants, and have all sorts of heathen for kings over them. What of the ancient liberties? What of the Witan?

Sheesh I thought we sorted things out when we got good King Billy on the throne, how did things come to this. What's left of Christianity in England is a poor crypto-Papist excuse for a church, the Turks (or Mohametans to be more modern) will be the only religious folk left!

And the royals openly live in sin! Like a good Covenanter, I must form a completely self-contradictory movement that makes no sense to anybody in order to combat this evil, so I can attack the king while defending his majesty, fight for freedom of religion while imposing a theocracy, and secure political freedom for all by reinstating the rights of the nobility!

Last time I checked Cromwell wasn't a Covenanter. :tongue2:

Last time I checked he had no problem getting all stabby in the back with them though.

HoreTore

11-17-2010, 22:07

I knew I should have started this topic to prevent HoreTore from hating on our Royal Family.

William is clearly Charles' son, Harry probably is (they will have had a DNA test) and in any case it doesn't matter because he's not going to be King.

:laugh4:

Rhyfelwyr

11-17-2010, 22:09

Last time I checked he had no problem getting all stabby in the back with them though.

Nah Cromwell was cool the Covenanting movement was split up by that point, him and his New Model Army crew were with the Kirk Party (against the Engagers), which IMO were more in line in keeping to the National Covenant/Solemn League and Covenant.

HoreTore

11-17-2010, 22:20

Nah Cromwell was cool the Covenanting movement was split up by that point, him and his New Model Army crew were with the Kirk Party (against the Engagers), which IMO were more in line in keeping to the National Covenant/Solemn League and Covenant.

.....It's at times like this I'm very happy with the Union with Denmark....

It's quite easy to learn the Norwegian history when it's just king dies->danes take over->swedes take over->modern times. None of this dynastic and revolutionary sillyness....

gaelic cowboy

11-17-2010, 22:21

Everything should be grand as long as ye keep down the Levellers :book:

drone

11-17-2010, 22:28

I, for one, welcome our new tabloid monopolizing overlords!

Rhyfelwyr

11-17-2010, 23:18

Everything should be grand as long as ye keep down the Levellers :book:

One man one vote would surely lead to anarchy!

Furunculus

11-17-2010, 23:52

speaking as a monarchist; i don't give a damn........................

.........although it will be highly entertaining to watch the legions of lefty republicans agonise and moralise and posture over every second of the endless tv coverage of the wedding for the next year.

normally it is not considered nice to laugh at torture, self-inflicted or otherwise, but in this instance I think i will make an exception.

Strike For The South

11-18-2010, 03:44

I want to marry a royal

Megas Methuselah

11-18-2010, 07:49

I want to marry a royal

I'm kinda handsome.

Say, you wanna get... wet?

Louis VI the Fat

11-18-2010, 13:31

I'm kinda handsome.

Say, you wanna get... wet?Are you sure you are royalty?

An ancestor of yours having sold the lands of your tribe to the British in exchange for some trinkets and a few dollars does not mean you are royalty. That he and the other headmen of the tribe signed a treaty with 'Queen Victoria' does not imply they are her equal, nor even, perhaps, that he was a sovereign.
I must confess I am not aware of sovereignity in tribal North America. Is there a sovereign to every tribe? Hereditary? Combined with title to territory?

I myself am no doubt descended from Charlemagne, but that does not mean I'm emperor. I must have countless Gaul chieftains as my ancestors, who all signed away their lands to Caesar. This does not mean that I'm Celtic royalty and that my family dealt with Roman Emperors on an equal footing.

al Roumi

11-18-2010, 14:29

Are you sure you are royalty?

YES, we get to talk about Genghis Khan - 8% of the men in a large region of Asia (about 0.5% of the men in the world) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_from_Genghis_Khan) are apparently descended from him. That's quite an achievement, never mind the sack, rape and pillage of the world's largest continent.

The Stranger

11-18-2010, 15:17

YES, we get to talk about Genghis Khan - 8% of the men in a large region of Asia (about 0.5% of the men in the world) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_from_Genghis_Khan) are apparently descended from him. That's quite an achievement, never mind the sack, rape and pillage of the world's largest continent.

aparantly same goes for charlemagne in europe...

al Roumi

11-18-2010, 16:26

aparantly same goes for charlemagne in europe...

Really? Good for Carlomagno aswell then!

What about a game of Top-Trumps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Trumps) with despotic/absolute rulers: Population ruled = 2 million people, Genealogical descendancy -unbeatable!

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

11-21-2010, 21:19

:laugh4:

Harry has the Windsor mouth (developed from the Hapsburg lip), his red hair and fair skin probably come from his maternal Uncle - the likelyhood is that he is Charles' son because Dianna was required to produce "heir and spare" before she was aloowed to go and play with her toys.

Callous way of looking at it, I know, but the real problem was not the affairs she engaged in - it was the way she used them to embarress the Royal family.

Ronin

11-21-2010, 21:21

Rhyfelwyr

11-21-2010, 21:24

Harry has the Windsor mouth

So there's a name for it, wondered what the deal with it was...

Louis VI the Fat

11-21-2010, 23:06

judging by how goofy he is starting to look as he grows older I say no chance.He was such a handsome young men a few years ago! Now he's starting to resemble his father.

Kate does have a fine pr0n body. I'd hit that too. Good legs, fine tits, all sure to attract William' attention.

Normally I wouldn't be this sexist, but on the lure of her thighs depends the political stability of sixty million Europeans, so the exact attractiveness of her bossom is a matter of international diplomatic concern. :book:

https://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2830/katemiddletonandprincew.jpg

HoreTore

11-21-2010, 23:14

I say, Louis, that pic reminds of Peter Crouch' legendary quote:

I'd be a virgin if I wasn't good at football.

That picture proves that the same is true for dear Willy...

Louis VI the Fat

11-30-2010, 01:44

The leaked US cables provide us with an insightful peek behind the scenes of this dreadful family.

The French are corrupt, Americans are stupid, corruption is fine, and those :daisy: journalists should mind their own business.

What a terrible man. Apparantly, of limited intellectual capacity to boot.

WikiLeaks cables: 'Rude' Prince Andrew shocks US ambassador

Duke railed against France, British anti-corruption investigations into BAE and American ignorance, leaked dispatches reveal

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/nov/29/wikileaks-cables-rude-prince-andrew

Furunculus

11-30-2010, 11:08

he is right on BAE.

HoreTore

12-01-2010, 15:39

he is right on BAE.

......you don't believe corruption should be investigated....?

Furunculus

12-01-2010, 15:49

i believe if the foreign country you are doing business with has a culture of 'gifts' and it represents a multi-billion dollar deal that helps support what is considered to be a strategic industry, then we shouldn't ask too many questions.

do i care that a bunch of saudi princes got millions in kick-backs after an endless round of parties involving coke and hookers? no, i care that we got to sell them hundreds of tornado fighter/bombers and a bunch of warships, along with support contracts that span decades!

would i start making an embarrassing fuss just before we agree to sell them over a hundred eurofighters, an act that may keep defence-aerospace alive in this country long enough to market UCAV's such as Taranis? hell no!

Fragony

12-06-2010, 11:03

HoreTore

12-06-2010, 12:25

LOL Horetore you are such a hypocrite at times, suddenly inbreeding matters after all? Just as forward thinking when it comes to French shave mind you.

hm?

Fragony

12-06-2010, 12:45

hm?

Ha don't act as if you don't know what I'm talking about, our Turkish and Maroccan immigrant naturally. So how does inbreeding affect royals but not others who really care about family matters

HoreTore

12-06-2010, 12:57

Ha don't act as if you don't know what I'm talking about, our Turkish and Maroccan immigrant naturally. So how does inbreeding affect royals but not others who really care about family matters

Why Moroccan, but not Algerian or Tunisian?

Why Turkish, but not Kurdish?

Beskar

12-06-2010, 12:59

To quote last time this came up:

Let me be very clear: Blatant racism is against forum rules.

If you wish to make a point against whole racial or national groups, at the very least back it up with research or statistics. Unsubstantiated generalisations are a sign of feeble thinking and unwelcome on this board when insulting entire groups.

rory_20_uk

12-06-2010, 13:23

Playing Devil's Advocate, as Horetore has already touched on, this is not Racism as it is based on National boundaries, and not just those of a specific racial heritage.

But still, seeking therapy as to the root cause of this hatred might be more profitable than lashing out in this manner.

~:smoking: