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Rhyfelwyr
12-04-2010, 01:23
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Louis VI the Fat
12-04-2010, 01:37
Put on a suit and tie, go see her father, and tell him your career prospects. Then if he gives you permission, you can talk to the girl. Bring her some flowers and a box of chocolate. Ask for her hand.
But depending on personal taste, that may feel slighty too dated.
If so, instead burst into your classroom / workplace a bit too late, at a moment when there's silence and concentration, wipe the sweat from your forehead to show you've ran there as fast as you could, and yell at the top of your lungs: '*girl's name*, I'm sorry! I won't do it again! I'm sorry I cheated on you last night with that midget and his bearded friend! I won't do it again I SWEAR!'
Then look in bewilderement at everybody else as if you hadn't noticed them before.
It works every single time.
If that is not your thing, plan B would be do the above, but to shout it in your cellphone while you pretend you're talking to somebody. Then go over to the girl, and say: 'Would you believe that? She bnroke up with me! What's wrng with girls nowadays!?'
Rhyfelwyr
12-04-2010, 02:28
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Yoyoma1910
12-04-2010, 03:44
Well, ask her to go do something with you. What's she interested in?
Also, make sure you don't set yourself up for being a bore. If she's into sculpture, and you hate it, don't start there.
Stop acting like your Texan friend, I need your French expertise right now!
You are asking a Frenchman for tips about not having sex?
Rhyfelwyr
12-04-2010, 11:42
You are asking a Frenchman for tips about not having sex?
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
Bah!
a completely inoffensive name
12-04-2010, 12:15
Show her Strike's posts in the Frontroom and ask her if she is intrigued.
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
Bah!
Well they have sex :laugh4:
They go to a bar, get drunk, have sex. That is the average 21 year old.
Since you ruled out going for a coffee, you can't do that option. What about the cinema? Perhaps she is a Harry Potter. Though, Harry Potter might have magic which conflicts with your religious view, so you don't want to see that either...
So no social places... no wonder you are in a pickle. Hmm.. would be far easier if you found a 'nice church girl'.
They go to a bar, get drunk, have sex. That is the average 21 year old.
Since you ruled out going for a coffee, you can't do that option. What about the cinema? Perhaps she is a Harry Potter. Though, Harry Potter might have magic which conflicts with your religious view, so you don't want to see that either...
So no social places... no wonder you are in a pickle. Hmm.. would be far easier if you found a 'nice church girl'.
They have a problem with that in England as well? Here the bible-munchers wanted to have it BANNED FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION. Go midget-golfing you can be Harry Putter.
They have a problem with that in England as well? Here the bible-munchers wanted to have it BANNED FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION.
They do. Because Harry Potter uses magic and magic is the power of Satan, it says in the bible, apparently.
InsaneApache
12-04-2010, 13:35
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
Bah!
I don't know what you whippersnappers do nowadays but when I was 21 a night out would look something like this.
Wash, shave, clean teeth, iron shirt. Get dressed.
Meet up in the pub about 8pm.
After two or three swift gills get the 8:30 pm train to town. Find another pub and ensconce.
About 11pm stagger walk down to the club. Effect entry to said club.
Drink a couple more and dance, dance, dance.
Pull bird and snog.
Leave club around 2am. Preferably with the bird.
Go for a vindaloo.
Back to hers/mine.
Wake up in the morning and wonder where the hell you are.
Get dressed and go home.
Back to the pub for midday drinkypoos.
Go play football at 3 pm.
Repeat the following week.
Hope that helps. :laugh4:
Rhyfelwyr
12-04-2010, 22:22
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Yoyoma1910
12-05-2010, 01:05
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
And no, Prussian Iron has not hacked my account.
And I would not want to see Harry Potter. Nothing to do with religious reasons, it is simply because a) I'm not 10 years old b) it's crap.
Excellent chance then to show her your boxing skills!
Megas Methuselah
12-05-2010, 16:58
Bro, you need to get the hell out the house and have some fun with your life. Jesus, man. Religion can wait. You are a young man, you only get this chance once in your life.
God will forgive you.
InsaneApache
12-05-2010, 17:40
Blimey I agree with Megas. Nurse! nurse! The curtains! :laugh4:
pevergreen
12-05-2010, 17:47
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
And no, Prussian Iron has not hacked my account.
And I would not want to see Harry Potter. Nothing to do with religious reasons, it is simply because a) I'm not 10 years old b) it's crap.
You sure thats not PIron in there? :laugh4:
Man, this reminds me of the org drama we had a few years ago.
Well, whats the plan of action now?
Bro, you need to get the hell out the house and have some fun with your life. Jesus, man. Religion can wait. You are a young man, you only get this chance once in your life.
God will forgive you.
This one has the wisdom of the hawk
Rhyfelwyr
12-05-2010, 20:18
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Hooahguy
12-05-2010, 21:23
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
Sorry to hear that bro.
Ive had that situation before. Trying to hit on a girl just to find out shes taken.
Crazed Rabbit
12-05-2010, 22:50
For next time, a nice local restaurant is often a good choice.
Also, you shouldn't be spending time watching TV when you're at university, man. Get out there and enjoy life. I'm not saying to go and drink and party, but participate in some of the activities and groups at college!
CR
InsaneApache
12-05-2010, 23:28
Sorry to hear that bro.
Ive had that situation before. Trying to hit on a girl just to find out shes taken.
You know, that's how I pinched my first wife.
:)
I heard that this mysterious KFC girl's new boyfriend is infact Prussian Iron. He made his move on her while you was too busy asking for our advice! :O
pevergreen
12-06-2010, 04:27
I heard that this mysterious KFC girl's new boyfriend is infact Prussian Iron. He made his move on her while you was too busy asking for our advice! :O
Next week on the org drama: Will the two males come to an agreement over 'KFC girl'. Will Beskar fix his internet? Will Megas and Fragony finally do it?
Find out all that and more, next time.
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
And no, Prussian Iron has not hacked my account.
And I would not want to see Harry Potter. Nothing to do with religious reasons, it is simply because a) I'm not 10 years old b) it's crap.
oh, so you too despise harry potsmoker? oh good, I thought I was all alone.
Next week on the org drama: Will the two males come to an agreement over 'KFC girl'. Will Beskar fix his internet? Will Megas and Fragony finally do it?
Find out all that and more, next time.
the show IMHO should be "as the Fragony turns"...just because Fragony's user-name works better for that. It's like Spoony's made up title from his review of "Ripper": "as the Walken turns"
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
Bah!
well, don't turn to me for advice: as my sig will suggest, I'm not exactly a Romeo:. and being 21, I though YOU would know....well, if you don't, then google-fu is the way forward, as one person put it.
Strike For The South
12-06-2010, 17:45
The Op is quite possibly the most depressing thing I have ever read.
I mean I am blue just reading about your life
Put on a suit and tie, go see her father, and tell him your career prospects. Then if he gives you permission, you can talk to the girl. Bring her some flowers and a box of chocolate. Ask for her hand.
+1....but really I just get hammered and run around with my pants off until I fall into something.
al Roumi
12-06-2010, 18:15
Not sure any advice we can provide will come close to Louis' but god man, you need to relax. 21 and at uni should be the time of your life, not that what comes after won't be good, just that you have a lot of opportunity now.
As for girls, make them laugh and take them somewhere you like (and that they stand a fair chance of liking too). And I would also strongly recommend you avoid any sort of creepy social behaviour such as that which Peepshow on Channel 4 does such a good job of demonstrating.
Megas Methuselah
12-07-2010, 06:57
I know, lol. As for the plan of action, there no longer is one. Meh.
Yes, there is. You are a Scot. Use force, damnit! :evilgrin:
oh, so you too despise harry potsmoker? oh good, I thought I was all alone.
lol, trust me Ibrahim, you are not alone. I despise that stupid movie (and the stupid books that they were made after).
Yes, there is. You are a Scot. Use force, damnit! :evilgrin:
Uh oh, a Neo Nazi is giving you advice. LOOK AT HIS BALLOON COUNT!! LOOK! ~;) lol
Oh yeah, I am naughty.
Yoyoma1910
12-08-2010, 04:03
Sometimes you need to practice asking out ugly girls before you move on to the pretty ones. Maybe you need to get your chops up.
Rhyfelwyr
12-08-2010, 15:47
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Strike For The South
12-08-2010, 17:17
Sometimes you need to practice asking out ugly girls before you move on to the pretty ones. Maybe you need to get your chops up.
In my neck of the woods this is known as "slaying hood rats"
Yoyoma1910
12-09-2010, 02:59
Dans la nuit, tous les chats sont gris.
Megas Methuselah
12-10-2010, 07:31
Dans la nuit, tous les chats sont gris.
Mon freur, I swear I heard a quotation like that in Latin, too. Something along the lines of "in the night, all women are -famous classical actress goes here-." My French, nowadays, is pretty rusty, so I won't even try conversing in it out of fear of mocking.
That aside, I don't really agree with these proverbs. You can obviously still notice the difference between nice, big, juicy tits and a surfboard-chest. And it'd be scary going down on someone with the possibility that they aren't well-trimmed; you wouldn't be pre-warned by your sight, right? Not to mention, an obese woman. That'd be an awful experience. But at least the lights would be off.
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