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The Stranger
12-17-2010, 14:02
you got roughly 2 years more to live... what will YOU do with the time that is left for you? :inquisitive:
Reenk Roink
12-17-2010, 16:03
Even the Mayans don't believe this ****
2012 is the year that comes after 2011 and before 2013.
I don´t take seriously prophecies made by a people that couldn´t see the Spanish coming.
pevergreen
12-17-2010, 16:46
Silly boy TS.
Agree with RR. The calender just ends because it switches to 13 yeah?
Silly boy TS.
Agree with RR. The calender just ends because it switches to 13 yeah?
it ends in 2012 because that's what they just finished writting when Cortez came in and slaughtered everyone.
Rhyfelwyr
12-17-2010, 17:13
Planet x is going to cause a magnetic polar shift (or something) that will cause the earth to flip itself round...
The Stranger
12-17-2010, 17:42
just answer the bloody question...
pevergreen
12-17-2010, 17:57
just answer the bloody question...
1. Save up lots of money
2. Fly to TS and RR.
3. Make hot threesome tape
4. Become worlds richest man
Win/win!
The Stranger
12-17-2010, 18:03
haha :P i hope u wont make the hot threesome tape with me and reenk XD
but if u have plans to come here u are welcome :)
I was going to say something stupid, but everyone beat me to it.
And so:
I will eat some peaches, sleep to my heart's content, and ..... well, the rest, I fear, is obvious.
The Stranger
12-18-2010, 11:53
eh... rape and plunder and murder?
Veho Nex
12-18-2010, 22:03
Well since i dont believe in it im going to continue to live my life as normal and only regret something if a series of interesting events goes down that results in the extinction of humanity.
1: steal underpants
2: ?
3: profit!
Sasaki Kojiro
12-18-2010, 22:46
Recent studies in quantum mechanics (google 'quantum entanglement') actually support the 2012 hypothesis.
Louis VI the Fat
12-18-2010, 23:48
In 2012 the the fully functioning CERN Large Hadron Collider proton particle accelerator near Geneva on the France border might produce a black hole or strangelet particle. These will swallow earth. :book:
Not that we need to be too concerned about that. Best to make it quick. For 2012 is the year the euro is calculated collapse. This will destroy the EU. Plunging Europe into civil war, causing WWIII. We will all die.
I don´t take seriously prophecies made by a people that couldn´t see the Spanish coming.:laugh4:
The Stranger
12-19-2010, 03:57
Well since i dont believe in it im going to continue to live my life as normal and only regret something if a series of interesting events goes down that results in the extinction of humanity.
gah... who is saying anything about any prophecy... there is nothing to believe in. u got 2 years to live. what will you do?
a completely inoffensive name
12-19-2010, 10:21
Making money off of stupid people. Btw, have you guys seen my "I survived the 2012 Mayan prophecy" T-Shirts? Only $19.99 I also have the necessary survival kits so you can earn the T-Shirt when the time comes. Only $39.99 and it comes with everything the standard first aid kit Target sells has, but also includes a packet of emergency jelly beans and an assortment of pills (possibly Tic-Tacs) that will probably make surviving the apocalypse easier.
The Stranger
12-19-2010, 14:24
is it wrong to wake up in the bed of a totally strange women, who is possible a hot sexy and mature redhead, while u have a girlfriend? not anything sexual happened though... i think.
I know that the day before the world ends I will be getting insanely drunk. No hangover to worry about.
Yoyoma1910
01-01-2011, 03:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs
Beefy187
01-02-2011, 01:45
1. Save up lots of money
2. Fly to TS and RR.
3. Make hot threesome tape
4. Become worlds richest man
Win/win!
Join this
Samurai Waki
01-02-2011, 02:55
Wait, no. That's when the Aliens return to guide us into the future. Erich von Daniken substantiates this by providing absolutely zero evidence.
you got roughly 2 years more to live... what will YOU do with the time that is left for you? :inquisitive:
well, I'll go into grad school, get my diploma in 2014-15 hopfully, and the PhD no later than 2018-19.
as you can tell, I don't take this question seriously.
Hooahguy
01-02-2011, 08:08
Im going to watch even more Chuck and somehow meet Yvonne Strahovski...
:love:
Ha, just kidding. Kinda.
a video in which lies a quote that sums up my feelings on the whole matter
I will live as I always have. I will live for a better tomorrow. And if there is no tomorrow? I won't really care about that now, will I? I will be dead. I plan for a future in the event that I do not die, which is the only event worth planning for. It is the only one with rewards.
I am going to party like it is 1999, even though it is 2012. Whilst sipping something to good health...
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
01-05-2011, 00:06
Doesn't matter does it? :laugh4:
is it wrong to wake up in the bed of a totally strange women, who is possible a hot sexy and mature redhead, while u have a girlfriend? not anything sexual happened though... i think.
if nothing sexual happened...then yes...that's wrong!
The Stranger
01-06-2011, 21:01
well, I'll go into grad school, get my diploma in 2014-15 hopfully, and the PhD no later than 2018-19.
as you can tell, I don't take this question seriously.
well but what if a doctor would tell you you had 2 more years to live. ok the title is 2012 but i havent said a word about the mayans thats all your doing. the only reason i said 2012 is when i posted this thread it was 2010 so plus the two more years you got to live is 2012... if couldve chosen 1 year and 2011 or 4 years and 2014...
Fools! While you're all spending your cash on parties celebrating the end of the world, I will be ensuring that my children are genetically superior to yours.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/nasa-names-2012-as-the-silliest-scifi-film,49699/
As the year 2012 approaches and the omens of impending apocalypse become more frequent, people are increasingly heeding the prophecies of our future—like Roland Emmerich’s 2012, which posits that the only hope for surviving the Mayan-predicted end times involves being rich enough to get a seat on a giant hovercraft. Perhaps hoping to book their tickets early, many people have been turning to NASA with their concerns; in fact, according to Donald Yeomans, head of NASA’s Near-Earth Asteroid Rendezvous mission, “The agency is getting so many questions from people terrified that the world is going to end in 2012 that we have had to put up a special website to challenge the myths. We have never had to do this before.”Accordingly, that site addresses the many supposed catastrophes the film says are headed our way, using science and skepticism to allay apocalyptic fears and assure us that none of the cinematic catastrophes predicted by Emmerich’s film will happen next year. Which is just what they want you to think. There are only so many seats on those ships, after all.
...
Anyway, here’s the complete list of the most absurd sci-fi films as drawn up by NASA during a recent conference where it “pleaded with Hollywood bigwigs for more rational plots,” which we’re sure will happen very soon now:
1. 2012 (2009)
2. The Core (2003)
3. Armageddon (1998) (NASA clearly does not like films about using strategically placed nuclear bombs to solve our astronomical problems.)
4. Volcano (1997)
5. Chain Reaction (1996)
6. The 6th Day (2000)
7. What The #$*! Do We Know? (2004)
In the interest of fairness, the group also praised a handful of films for their plausibility; intriguingly, the “most realistic” list extends much further back than the list of silliness, suggesting Hollywood’s abuse of science is actually getting more flagrant over the years. Or that no one at NASA has seen, for example, Robot Monster.
1. Gattaca (1997)
2. Contact (1997)
3. Metropolis (1927)
4. The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)
5. Woman In The Moon (1929)
6. The Thing From Another World (1951)
7. Jurassic Park (1993)
The Stranger
01-06-2011, 21:09
the core was a very bad movie apart from the fact that it was unlikely...
im surprised that what the bleep do we know is that list because it presents it self as a movie about how it really is. though i couldnt watch beyond 30 min and then i got bored...
gattaca is a good movie.
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