German and French

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Does anyone here speak fluent German and French?


:help:

[Husar]

I speak fluent French and Louis speaks fluent German I suppose. Why do you ask if I may ask?

[PershsNhpios]

Schönen Weinachten zu Dir.

[Secura]

I actually have a grade A at GCSE-level French, though the 'qualification' was earned over seven years ago now. xD

However, I can still speak and understand French when it is spoken to me, to a decent level of competency, in addition to being able to read French and understand it to some extent... however, I'm absolutely awful at writing it; I'm always forgetting where accents are supposed to be or whether a word is masculine or feminine, for example. That was always my weakest part back in school. >.<

As for German, most of what I know comes straight from the history books; however, I do know a few of the rudimentary phrases such as "hello", "thank you", "you're welcome" and so on, in addition to a few choice insults and expletives.

[naut]

Sí, puedo hablar alemán. No es obvio?

[PershsNhpios]

No es obvio ni necesario - eh tú, ¿has oido estas frasas en castellano?

¿Chocolate con tomate? ¡Que disparate!

Santa Rita, Rita lo que se da, no se quita!

Jugaremos en la bosque,
Porque lobo no está,
Pero si lobo descubre,
A nos todos comerá!

¿Lobo lobito estás aqui?

"No"

¿Que estás haciendo?

"Estoy poniendo los pantalones"

[Fragony]

Howdy Glenn how you've been

[naut]

¿Chocolate con tomate? ¡Que disparate!

Si. A todo le sienta bien el tomate; pero al chocolate, qué disparate.


Santa Rita, Rita lo que se da, no se quita!

Santa Rita, Rita, Rita,
Lo que se da no se quita,
Con papel y agua bendita,
En el cielo ya está escrita.
Si me la das, al cielo;
Si me la quitas, al infierno.

Entonces qué?


Jugaremos en la bosque,
Porque lobo no está,
Pero si lobo descubre,
A nos todos comerá!

¿Lobo lobito estás aqui?

"No"

¿Que estás haciendo?

"Estoy poniendo los pantalones"
"¿Lobo lobito estás ahi?" -- qué te refieres?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVLgrmGBFM0

[Ronin]

I took 2 years of French in high school and am very fond of French porn movies.
does that count?

[Fragony]

Gonna need links to form a well ballanced opinion, as for now NO

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

No es obvio ni necesario - eh tú, ¿has oido estas frasas en castellano?

¿Chocolate con tomate? ¡Que disparate!

Santa Rita, Rita lo que se da, no se quita!

Jugaremos en la bosque,
Porque lobo no está,
Pero si lobo descubre,
A nos todos comerá!

¿Lobo lobito estás aqui?

"No"

¿Que estás haciendo?

"Estoy poniendo los pantalones"

Welcome back Glenn. :balloon2:


I speak fluent French and Louis speaks fluent German I suppose. Why do you ask if I may ask?


Maybe I'll PM you two and ask you guys some questions I had.

[Peasant Phill]

I took 2 years of French in high school and am very fond of French porn movies.
does that count?

That's a coincidence, I learned my German from porn movies.
"Ich wolle deine Schwanz blazen." and all that kind of thing.
and of course Jean-Marie Pfaff (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1Y4hHCszc)

But in all seriousness I'm quite decent in French and German. What the reason you're asking?

[PershsNhpios]

Hey thank you Psychonaut! I never knew the rest of 'Santa Rita'!

Spanish morals and fables are always very cute.

I am magnificently well, Fragony, and I see that you have become much more politically controversial than ever before within the confines of the Backroom!

Sorry Warman - I am sufficiently fluent in German, yet I speak it with a strong Austrian accent.
But French is better left to Francemen and cheesy romantics.

You know what a synonym for 'horse' is in German? 'Gaul'!

[al Roumi]

Well not that I like to blow my own trumpet or anything (unrelated to previous alusions to porn in this thread), but I'm fluent in French, Castilian, Italian -and can just about make myself understood in English. My German is a little rusty however.

[Fisherking]

I speak fluent French and Louis speaks fluent German I suppose. Why do you ask if I may ask?

:dizzy2: Ok, if you say so.:laugh4: