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ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
01-27-2011, 17:20
For you old cootes here. Father got this from a former co-worker yesterday.
STC (Senior Texting Codes)
Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears
to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior
discounts, these are the codes for you:
a.. ATD: At The Doctor's
b.. BFF: Best Friend Farted
c.. BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
d.. BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
e.. CBM: Covered By Medicare
f.. CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
g.. DWI: Driving While Incontinent
h.. FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
i.. FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
j.. FYI: Found Your Insulin
k.. GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
l.. GHA: Got Heartburn Again
m.. IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
n.. LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
o.. LOL: Living On Lipitor
p.. LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
q.. OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
r.. OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
s.. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
t.. TTYL: Talk To You Louder
u.. WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
v.. WTP: Where's The Prunes?
w.. WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
x.. GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Rhyfelwyr
01-27-2011, 19:18
https://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4791/loldy.jpg (https://img155.imageshack.us/i/loldy.jpg/)
Cute Wolf
01-27-2011, 19:57
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b0/FailTurtle.jpg
Centurion1
01-27-2011, 20:54
securas mean
Are you talking about Cute Wolf?
Cute Wolf
01-27-2011, 22:52
securas mean
Are you talking about Cute Wolf?
sharpening a claymore
Centurion1
01-27-2011, 23:00
ohhhhhh awkward.....
Gettin' popcorn and sitting back for the show.
Rhyfelwyr
01-28-2011, 01:31
Cute Wolf is the only one here that is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a female avatar.
What are you all compensating for? :stare:
ohhhhhh awkward.....
That'll teach you for judging people by their avatars, Cent! :laugh4:
Centurion1
01-28-2011, 02:44
i know you missed me secura
i know you missed me secura
Don't you mean Cute Wolf? :laugh4:
pevergreen
01-28-2011, 05:50
Cute Wolf is the only one here that is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a female avatar
I thought he changed so he could win the ".org Avatar Lookalike" contest.
Cute Wolf is the only one here that is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a female avatar.
What are you all compensating for? :stare:
Some of us don't have the option. ~;)
Lord of Lent
01-28-2011, 16:28
Some of us don't have the option. ~;)
How are you sure there's no female behind that classy veil of yours, drone?
Cute Wolf
01-28-2011, 16:35
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/m2tw/euroyoung-prn/euroyoung-prn047.jpg compared with https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/m2tw/euroyoung-prn/euroyoung-prn035.jpg
I wonder, mine has black hair, different from secura...
and about this http://www.twcenter.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=3803&pictureid=46578
everyone who has me in FB knows that I did have long wavy hair, just like that cartoonized pics of mine, too bad, looks like I have bad luck when it comes to beard and moustaches, still have too smooth face.... for a man...
a completely inoffensive name
01-28-2011, 20:04
https://i.imgur.com/Twpzs.jpg
Centurion1
01-28-2011, 20:06
i just dont know whos who anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cute Wolf
01-28-2011, 23:36
i just dont know whos who anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one month, and you'll get used with that....
actually I keep avatar for a year things, but the last december, I and Jebi decide to switch each others for christmas pranks at EB subforum, and now, when he's back, I think I should try a pretty one
Yoyoma1910
01-30-2011, 06:11
forum actions>general settings: scroll down and click Display profile picture in forumposts.: on.
You'll make the mistake less often.
and about this http://www.twcenter.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=3803&pictureid=46578
everyone who has me in FB knows that I did have long wavy hair, just like that cartoonized pics of mine, too bad, looks like I have bad luck when it comes to beard and moustaches, still have too smooth face.... for a man... I was a real girl, and I love to think myself as a man. But right now I'm confused, what gender identity should I take because if I was a girl I can't play games all day long.
fixed
Prussian to the Iron
02-01-2011, 03:12
fixed
i can't stop laughing!
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