Senior Texting Codes

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

For you old cootes here. Father got this from a former co-worker yesterday.

STC (Senior Texting Codes)

Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears
to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior
discounts, these are the codes for you:

a.. ATD: At The Doctor's
b.. BFF: Best Friend Farted
c.. BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
d.. BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
e.. CBM: Covered By Medicare
f.. CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
g.. DWI: Driving While Incontinent
h.. FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
i.. FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
j.. FYI: Found Your Insulin
k.. GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
l.. GHA: Got Heartburn Again
m.. IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
n.. LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
o.. LOL: Living On Lipitor
p.. LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
q.. OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
r.. OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
s.. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
t.. TTYL: Talk To You Louder
u.. WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
v.. WTP: Where's The Prunes?
w.. WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
x.. GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

[Rhyfelwyr]

https://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4791/loldy.jpg (https://img155.imageshack.us/i/loldy.jpg/)

[Cute Wolf]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b0/FailTurtle.jpg

[Centurion1]

securas mean

[Hax]

Are you talking about Cute Wolf?

[Cute Wolf]

securas mean


Are you talking about Cute Wolf?

sharpening a claymore

[Centurion1]

ohhhhhh awkward.....

[Hax]

Gettin' popcorn and sitting back for the show.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Cute Wolf is the only one here that is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a female avatar.

What are you all compensating for? :stare:

[Secura]

ohhhhhh awkward.....

That'll teach you for judging people by their avatars, Cent! :laugh4:

[Centurion1]

i know you missed me secura

[Secura]

i know you missed me secura

Don't you mean Cute Wolf? :laugh4:

[pevergreen]

Cute Wolf is the only one here that is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a female avatar

I thought he changed so he could win the ".org Avatar Lookalike" contest.

[drone]

Cute Wolf is the only one here that is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a female avatar.

What are you all compensating for? :stare:
Some of us don't have the option. ~;)

[Lord of Lent]

Some of us don't have the option. ~;)

How are you sure there's no female behind that classy veil of yours, drone?

[Cute Wolf]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/m2tw/euroyoung-prn/euroyoung-prn047.jpg compared with https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/m2tw/euroyoung-prn/euroyoung-prn035.jpg

I wonder, mine has black hair, different from secura...

and about this http://www.twcenter.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=3803&pictureid=46578

everyone who has me in FB knows that I did have long wavy hair, just like that cartoonized pics of mine, too bad, looks like I have bad luck when it comes to beard and moustaches, still have too smooth face.... for a man...

[a completely inoffensive name]

https://i.imgur.com/Twpzs.jpg

[Centurion1]

i just dont know whos who anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cute Wolf]

i just dont know whos who anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one month, and you'll get used with that....
actually I keep avatar for a year things, but the last december, I and Jebi decide to switch each others for christmas pranks at EB subforum, and now, when he's back, I think I should try a pretty one

[Yoyoma1910]

forum actions>general settings: scroll down and click Display profile picture in forumposts.: on.

You'll make the mistake less often.

[Rahwana]

and about this http://www.twcenter.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=3803&pictureid=46578

everyone who has me in FB knows that I did have long wavy hair, just like that cartoonized pics of mine, too bad, looks like I have bad luck when it comes to beard and moustaches, still have too smooth face.... for a man... I was a real girl, and I love to think myself as a man. But right now I'm confused, what gender identity should I take because if I was a girl I can't play games all day long.

fixed

[Prussian to the Iron]

fixed

i can't stop laughing!