Dirty Little Secrets

[Major Robert Dump]

I don't want it too dirty, as this is the front room. What I am looking for are the types of things you would keep from your co-workers, professional contacts, potential girlfriends and maybe even your grandmother.

I will start.

1.
I have a deep, unhealthy fascination with two musicians/groups:

Alice Cooper, particularly his 70s music, like Only Women Bleed and The Ballad of Dwight Fry

....And GWAR. Yes, GWAR. They put on great shows, their showmanship is amazing, their backstories are hilarious, a lot of their songs are funny, and several of their songs are just really, really good. For example, this song:
"I'm gonna kill you"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M00GLGhYzkM

And this song, "The Road Behind"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_CVvyjxgM

2.
Whenever I stay in a motel/hotel, I take every last roll of toilet paper, bottle of shampoo, soap and coffee package I can get my hands on. Furthermore, I know all the major chains who offer free breakfasts without tokens, and I often randomly stop at these establishments when travelling despite not having a room there. When one wears a nice suit and combs ones hair, people tend not to question ones presence. I know that technically this is stealing, but so is the Hampton Inn charging 109.99 for a single.

3.
I have a phobia of beavers, and seeing a beaver sends me into a homicidal rage where I must hunt and kill the beaver as a matter of pre-emptive self defense.

Your turn

[pevergreen]

3.
I have a phobia of beavers, and seeing a beaver sends me into a homicidal rage where I must hunt and kill the beaver as a matter of pre-emptive self defense.

Your turn
I played a game yesterday with a phobia of badgers.

Sometimes I dream of Reenk Roink. Thats dirty enough for the front room.

[GeneralHankerchief]

I am absolutely terrified of telephones. Talking on them is the most awkward thing in the world and half the time I won't pick up even if it's somebody I know really well who's calling. In addition, I will full-out refuse to make a phone call unless I know exactly who is going to pick up the phone (to avoid awkwardness) or if I'm ordering a pizza or something. This stance has gotten me into some sticky situations at times.


Whenever I stay in a motel/hotel, I take every last roll of toilet paper, bottle of shampoo, soap and coffee package I can get my hands on. Furthermore, I know all the major chains who offer free breakfasts without tokens, and I often randomly stop at these establishments when travelling despite not having a room there. When one wears a nice suit and combs ones hair, people tend not to question ones presence. I know that technically this is stealing, but so is the Hampton Inn charging 109.99 for a single.

Nice, I never knew that. :yes: Any in particular? For, uh... academic reasons?

[Megas Methuselah]

2.
Whenever I stay in a motel/hotel, I take every last roll of toilet paper, bottle of shampoo, soap and coffee package I can get my hands on. Furthermore, I know all the major chains who offer free breakfasts without tokens, and I often randomly stop at these establishments when travelling despite not having a room there. When one wears a nice suit and combs ones hair, people tend not to question ones presence. I know that technically this is stealing, but so is the Hampton Inn charging 109.99 for a single.


Wow. Uhm. Dirty secret of mine.... I think my neighbour is a hot woman?

[Fragony]

Can't resist smelling my fingers after scratching my butt

[naut]

I am absolutely terrified of telephones. Talking on them is the most awkward thing in the world and half the time I won't pick up even if it's somebody I know really well who's calling. In addition, I will full-out refuse to make a phone call unless I know exactly who is going to pick up the phone (to avoid awkwardness) or if I'm ordering a pizza or something. This stance has gotten me into some sticky situations at times.
I wouldn't say I'm terrified, but I guess I also have an irrational aversion towards telephones.

[Fragony]

I wouldn't say I'm terrified, but I guess I also have an irrational aversion towards telephones.

Hate them as well, I like to see who I'm talking to. And NEVER call me over something like hi how are you

[Husar]

2.
Whenever I stay in a motel/hotel, I take every last roll of toilet paper, bottle of shampoo, soap and coffee package I can get my hands on. Furthermore, I know all the major chains who offer free breakfasts without tokens, and I often randomly stop at these establishments when travelling despite not having a room there. When one wears a nice suit and combs ones hair, people tend not to question ones presence. I know that technically this is stealing, but so is the Hampton Inn charging 109.99 for a single.

They only charge that much because they have to buy so much new toilet paper, soap, coffee, towels etc.
You could say you only get what you paid for but then you gotta wonder whether it doesn't increase their profit margin a bit as well ansd whether if noone took anything, the price wouldn't be so much lower that for the difference, you could easily buy the coffee etc. elsewhere and still save some money?
Just because you take something that you shouldn't take there is no reason to think that you save money in the long run/bigger picture.

As for my dirty secrets, I have none of the kind you posted that I can think of now.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Whatsa matter Dump, run outta short eye magazines?

[Andres]

2.
Whenever I stay in a motel/hotel, I take every last roll of toilet paper, bottle of shampoo, soap and coffee package I can get my hands on. Furthermore, I know all the major chains who offer free breakfasts without tokens, and I often randomly stop at these establishments when travelling despite not having a room there. When one wears a nice suit and combs ones hair, people tend not to question ones presence. I know that technically this is stealing, but so is the Hampton Inn charging 109.99 for a single.



As a student, me and a friend once dressed up in our best suit and went to a wedding party in some expensive place (we weren't invited or didn't know the couple of course). There were over 300 people or so, nobody asked questions. Didn't make it to the dinner table, because they had some system to attribute places to people (apparently, each group consisted of people who really knew each other), but we managed to drink about 10 glasses of champagne each and to eat plenty of small snacks at the wedding reception.

You'd be amazed at what you can get away with when wearing a good suit and showing good manners :2thumbsup:

[Subotan]

Glitter makes me flip the **** out.

[Fisherking]

Glitter makes me flip the **** out.

please explain.

In what way? Do you become sexually stimulated? Or maybe you go screaming from the room?



:laugh4:
I just don’t like spiders. I try not to kill them but sometimes it is hard.

I guess it comes from growing up where there were loads of poisonous spiders and tarantulas. Still I had a traumatic experience with a huge writing spider. Not poisonous but still, when she was doing agitated pushups on my chest it didn’t make her look less threatening.

Still sometimes I will feed them other bugs I dislike and when they come in the house...well, I introduce them to my cats...

[pevergreen]

I guess it comes from growing up where there were loads of poisonous spiders and tarantulas.

Throw a rock anywhere there is shade and you could probably hit one of these around here:

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2006/12/22/va1237227021795/Redback-5340496.jpg

[Fisherking]

LOL That is why I don’t plan any trips to Australia or the Amazon.

I’ll take my chances with Irish black house spiders and the wolf spiders from around here thanks.

[Subotan]

please explain.

In what way? Do you become sexually stimulated? Or maybe you go screaming from the room?

Don't be daft of course it's not sexual. I just really really don't like it. If somebody threw some in my face I would probably go mental.

[pevergreen]

LOL That is why I don't plan any trips to Australia or the Amazon.

The spiders won't kill you, but the snakes might. :beam:

[Fisherking]

Don't be daft of course it's not sexual. I just really really don't like it. If somebody threw some in my face I would probably go mental.

Well, it seems like it is rather a problem for you.

I asked about sexual because of the glitter put in makeup sometimes.
Evidently you feel better not discussing why you have the problem with it.

I know people so afraid of fire and sparks they can’t hang out around a BBQ grill.

And pevergreen, only moving spiders bother me. Pictures or those sitting docilely in a corner are just fine. So long of course it isn’t in the bedroom.

I even have caught them and put them outside, alive. But having cats saves me the bother. Especially since a few have been too large to fit into the jars around here and drinking glasses are all too small.

No fear of snakes but you can keep all the ones from there, ok!

[Rhyfelwyr]

In what way? Do you become sexually stimulated? Or maybe you go screaming from the room?

Both.

I used to have loads of things due to OCD that put any other quirks here to shame. Nowadays though I'm just boring... I guess I still have a dislike of glasses (as in glass ones you drink from) because I'm paranoid it might be broke and I might swallow a shard... I have this image of it tearing my insides apart.

[Subotan]

Well, it seems like it is rather a problem for you.

I asked about sexual because of the glitter put in makeup sometimes.
Evidently you feel better not discussing why you have the problem with it.
No, I'm fine discussing it, It's just I can't really justify it. If it's just around me it's fine, but if I come into contact with it then I feel really uncomfortable. Girls with glitter make up are a total turn-off for me, but that's definitely the effect rather than the cause of my abhorrence to glitter.

[Fisherking]

That is ok.

Not all of us can control our fears even when they can be explained away.


I have known guy it was dangerous to wake for the next watch because you didn’t know if they would scream or try to kill you.

I hope they got over them, or there must have been some wild cases in Divorce Court.

[miotas]

Glitter is disgusting, I hate it! I will do just about anything to avoid touching it. If people are using glitter I will immediately leave to avoid touching it. It sticks to everything and it's so hard to get rid of. I don't know how anyone can stand to touch it!

[Major Robert Dump]

They only charge that much because they have to buy so much new toilet paper, soap, coffee, towels etc.
You could say you only get what you paid for but then you gotta wonder whether it doesn't increase their profit margin a bit as well ansd whether if noone took anything, the price wouldn't be so much lower that for the difference, you could easily buy the coffee etc. elsewhere and still save some money?
Just because you take something that you shouldn't take there is no reason to think that you save money in the long run/bigger picture.

As for my dirty secrets, I have none of the kind you posted that I can think of now.

Now, now, I do not take things like sheets or towels, that is illegal (and white trash) and they will charge your credit card for those. I only take things that are complimentary, which includes me asking the front desk if they have complimentary razors, sporks, etc. I travel a lot and these things become invaluable on the road. Hotels providing coffee for the little in-room coffee pots is a relatively new thing around here, and all the little soaps and sandpaper TP is bought in bulk at very low cost, so I doubt these things contribute significantly enough to the cost to justify a high price for a room. They put those items in the rooms to be used and consumed, I am just helping them out.

As for the free breakfasts, GeneralHanky, almost all the major and medium chains are franchised, so the rules vary by location. Never been hassled at a continental breakfast at places like the Hampton, Executive Suites, Fairfield, Super 8, Ramada or Days Inn. It's the fancy breakfasts like buffets where the host sometimes asks for vouchers.

There are some crazy secets here. Fragony and Subotan are especially interesting. FYI Hosakawa, still have plenty of magazines.

Now if you all will excuse me, I have to drive from OKC to Dallas and need to hit the Hampton Inn for some bagels and fruit :)

[Fisherking]

Gosh! We may be onto something here.

Does it matter what color it is?

Is silver and gold worse or better than green, red, or blue?



Here is one, not mine, but if I told who’s’ it was they would be upset....

A fear of toilets, including nightmares about toilet attacks and attempting to eat them.

As I know several people with this fear, I just wonder if it is more wide spread, like glitter?

[Fisherking]

2x

wonder why?

[miotas]

Gosh! We may be onto something here.

Does it matter what color it is?

Is silver and gold worse or better than green, red, or blue?

Colour doesn't matter just keep that shiny sticky **** away.

And to clarify, it's not a fear, I just hate it. Like say vomit. I'm not afraid of vomit but I sure don't want it on my skin. Except vomit washes off easy, glitter sticks to you all day.

[Hooahguy]

I have a fear of bikes.
Not sure why but I really hate riding them and I avoid them like the devil.

[Fisherking]

I have a fear of bikes.
Not sure why but I really hate riding them and I avoid them like the devil.

Humm...

Don’t go to the Netherlands...You might want to avoid Europe and the rest of the world all together...

[Subotan]

Gosh! We may be onto something here.

Does it matter what color it is?

Is silver and gold worse or better than green, red, or blue?
Miotas sums up my thoughts on this pretty well. I just hate the stuff.


A fear of toilets, including nightmares about toilet attacks and attempting to eat them.
Huh, that's interesting. Is it just flushable ones or does it include French/Japanese toilets?



As I know several people with this fear, I just wonder if it is more wide spread, like glitter?
I've never heard it before, so I wouldn't know...



There are some crazy secets here. Fragony and Subotan are especially interesting
Oh man that means I'm especially crazy.

EDIT:


I have a fear of bikes.
Not sure why but I really hate riding them and I avoid them like the devil
That must be a society thing, as your roads must be scary for bikes. If you lived where I live, then you would love bikes to bits (literally).

[TinCow]

I have both sold and grown marijuana (note: I no longer do either).

[Hooahguy]

Humm...

Don’t go to the Netherlands...You might want to avoid Europe and the rest of the world all together...
I know, I dont plan to go. Or if I do Ill just walk everywhere. :hide:



That must be a society thing, as your roads must be scary for bikes. If you lived where I live, then you would love bikes to bits (literally).
Nah, lots of people ride bikes here. Im just scared of them.
But dont be mistaken, I know how to ride one. Im just scared to. :embarassed:

[Fisherking]

I have both sold and grown marijuana (note: I no longer do either).

And you are safe from the war on drugs?



Subotan

I think it is flush toilets. But who can tell. I can remember some scary outdoor toilets. You never knew what was in there. Snakes, spiders and so on. Knew one guy who met a tiger in one, one night... that is a little worse than nightmares.

[johnhughthom]

I have both sold and grown marijuana (note: I no longer do either).

What about smoking it?

[TinCow]

What about smoking it?

You can smoke it?!

[Fisherking]

You were just replacing that hard drive, right? The old one is going in the river?

Hemp deserves its own thread. Not mj but just plane hemp.

[Subotan]

Nah, lots of people ride bikes here. Im just scared of them.
But dont be mistaken, I know how to ride one. Im just scared to. :embarassed:
I was a bit scared at first when I came to uni here, but after a few commutes, it's fine. You just need experience in a good enviornment more than anything else.



Subotan

I think it is flush toilets. But who can tell. I can remember some scary outdoor toilets. You never knew what was in there. Snakes, spiders and so on. Knew one guy who met a tiger in one, one night... that is a little worse than nightmares.
Oh my God, you know Zach Galifianakis?!?

[Vuk]

Sometimes if I am feeling really crazy, I will bathe...but not too often...

[Fisherking]

I was a bit scared at first when I came to uni here, but after a few commutes, it's fine. You just need experience in a good enviornment more than anything else.


Oh my God, you know Zach Galifianakis?!?

No, but if you hum a few bars I’ll try and fake it.


Was he in tanks?

[Centurion1]

when i was seven i tried to submit a will to the lawyers office that i wanted to be euthanized if i was paralyzed or lost more than one limb or went blind. he called my parents.

[Togakure]

The thing about glitter is trippy ... hard to imagine why it would trigger such a strong reaction.

I used to be afraid of the toilets in old Japan (non-flushing, dark room of polished wood with a waist-high platform and holes cut in it). The smell was awful and I was just a wee lad, worried that I might fall in. But these were on the out even then; nowadays my understanding is they have even more ... sophisticated flushing toilets that the typical western ones. Not that I particularly relish the idea of being squirted much; never could understand the need for that.

Pitbulls. The breed, specifically. Two big free-roaming beasties once tried to break through the screen door of my home to get at my beloved cat. I ended up putting the first one down, and the other fled. Ever since, when I see one, I immediately go into red alert mode, even when there is obviously no threat. I've known many pet bulls that I got along with well; I loved to rough house with them as they sometimes play very tough. But the incident has since put a stick in my spokes. Need to work on that.

[Subotan]

No, but if you hum a few bars I’ll try and fake it.


Was he in tanks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI3oRil4LHM

[Prussian to the Iron]

I have frequent issues with wimminz.

JK obviously not a secret :P


But for real. And for the record, none of this leaves the thread. And I refuse to be judged.


I use cheats on an online game called Combat Arms.

I once touched my half-sisters butt. I was 10, I didn't know.

I am slightly scared of mexicans. Not racist at all, I'm just....scared.

I have a hearing problem (not a condition, just don't have very good ears), and thus often have to ask people to repeat themselves multiple times.

When the above doesn't bring about results (such as my friend in chemistry who blends his words together very ghetto-like) I simply nod my head and agree.

I once touched a girls boob. While she was asleep. In a synagogue. Again, I was only in like 6th grade.

Whenever I play online on my PS3 or Xbox, I constantly resort to incoherent streams of cursing and slurs regarding their sexuality.

I totally cheated on my Trig mid-term.

I think about a Canadian far, far too much.

I have an unhealthy aversion to treating my mom nicely.

Sometimes I take picturs of my feces and send them to my friend.

I sometimes dance to Rihanna songs.

I listen to Ukrainian metal regularly.

All last year, I paid a senior to do my biology projects for me.

I have cut myself shaving the last 3 times I've tried.

I keep regular correspondence with a girl who I know likes me, but still talk to her about a Canadian.

I have seen 2 girls 1 cup.

I regularly play my PS3 at night far past my fathers appointed shut-off time.

My name on PS3 is iNK-_BLACKPEN1S.

I am an extremely insecure piece of ****.

I constantly berrate my siblings with insults, regardless of whether or not they deserve them.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a woman.

I scratch my butt and sniff my fingers.

When I wake up, I immediately put toothpaste on my brush, start brushing my teeth, then proceed to piss, while brushing my teeth.

When I was about 3 I stole a dinosaur toy from the kids house across the street. And never gave it back.

When I was about 6 I stole a Scyther toy from my friend Brian's house, broke it, and then lost it.

I often have doubts about those things about which I seem to have the most conviction.

That should cover most of it.

[Centurion1]

i secretly think that PI is a complete idiot for telling us these things.

[Prussian to the Iron]

i secretly think that PI is a complete idiot for telling us these things.

I publicly think Cent is more than a bit annoying to me.

[Centurion1]

the syntax of that sentence was a little weird but i get the gist.

i publicly think PI needs to tread carefully with his Canadian female. I also publicly think he just disbelieves me because for some reason he thinks I am jealous of him and his 16 yr old love interest. The fact of the matter is that im ecstatic for him but he needs to be careful.

i also worry he will be a victim of sexual assault for letting random people know his real name through his desire to gain more friends on facebook

[Prussian to the Iron]

I publicly don't think Cent is jealous, that comment was in reference to the friend zone escape which I don't think he's done. I also believe that, especially since my profile picture isn't very reliable for identifying my person and my profile is locked to non-friends (thus keeping location hidden), as well as the fact that I'm definitely not helpless in a fight, sexual assault is the least of my worries.

[Beefy187]

I wrote a essay about how pajama makes womens pretty and sent it to a female friend of mine.
She liked it.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I wrote a essay about how pajama makes womens pretty and sent it to a female friend of mine.
She liked it.

theres no chance we could see it, is there?

[Megas Methuselah]

I once touched my half-sisters butt. I was 10, I didn't know.


Tell us more!

[Major Robert Dump]

Why do you call Oorahguy PI? I thought you were talking about me at first.

Anyway, this thread is greater than I could have ever imagined. I'm getting some new ideas.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Tell us more!

...w.....i......uh.......ah........achem....

[Centurion1]

I dont place myself in the friend zone and so have never dealt with it. tbh im pretty sure i could deal with it...... and it would be more impressive.

[Prussian to the Iron]

As if! Get stuck as deep in the friend zone as everybody in the thread thought I was, and see if you can get her to dump her current boyfriend for you. Internationally. Now tell me you did it more impressively.

[Rhyfelwyr]

I have a hearing problem (not a condition, just don't have very good ears), and thus often have to ask people to repeat themselves multiple times.

+1

Due to having lots of ear infections and associated problems when I was younger.

[Beefy187]

theres no chance we could see it, is there?

Its in Japanese sorry.
And it was only good because I saw her in pajamas and kept on telling her that she looks good in it.

[Centurion1]

my current girlfriend was in a relationship when she came to school. she had sex with me five days after meeting me. she was thne my bootycall for three months. i only actually officially went out with her in november.

i win.

[Samurai Waki]

1. I still have nightmares about not graduating from High School, despite now having a Masters Degree.

2. I lost my enthusiasm for bird hunting after having clipped a grouse in the wing and not killing it, unaware of easy and humane ways in which to kill an animal I bashed it's head into the side of a tree until it was dead. I can still see the look of "Why!!!" in it's eyes.

3. I still watch Cartoons and drink Chocolate Milk.

4. I occasionally answer my work phone with a "Scottish" Accent.

5. I've faked orgasms...

[Prussian to the Iron]

4. I occasionally say/do anything with a "Scottish" Accent.


fix'd.

[Centurion1]

waki its okay ive done the exact same thing on number five.

ive peed sitting down before

and i sit down in the shower all the time

[Prussian to the Iron]

ive peed sitting down before


*ashamedly*
I......I......have too...

it really is a crime against nature. We're gifted with the ability to piss any direction from any position but we sometimes choose to throw that all down the toilet, and sit down to do it.

[Subotan]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02719.gif
Pretty much sums up my reaction to the posts after my last.

[pevergreen]

Oh PI...

Should I call your parents about this?

[Major Robert Dump]

Sitting down to pee is awesome!

No cleanup, it's called a restroom, so take a load off and relax. Even better is sitting down to pee....in the shower.

Always stand in public restrooms, but I am very OCS about my bathroom, so I always sit to tinkle at home. Unless I'm drunk, then I pee pretty much anywhere.

[Megas Methuselah]

...w.....i......uh.......ah........achem....

Common man, we're bros! Nothing to be ashamed of, nothing to hide. Tell us, bro.

[Fragony]

Sitting down to pee is awesome!

No cleanup, it's called a restroom, so take a load off and relax. Even better is sitting down to pee....in the shower.

Always stand in public restrooms, but I am very OCS about my bathroom, so I always sit to tinkle at home. Unless I'm drunk, then I pee pretty much anywhere.

Why bother sitting down to pee when there's such a thing as a sink. Can even say LOOK MAMMA WITHOUT HANDS for fun without having to clean things up afterwards. Most of the time

[drone]

Sometimes I take picturs of my feces and send them to my friend.

I sometimes dance to Rihanna songs.
I'm not sure which one of these is more disturbing. :inquisitive:

Edit->
Why bother sitting down to pee when there's such a thing as a sink. Can even say LOOK MAMMA WITHOUT HANDS for fun without having to clean things up afterwards. Most of the time
I see we have a devotee of Adam Carolla here...

[Fragony]

I'm not sure which one of these is more disturbing. :inquisitive:

MUHAHA we also did that at the company I worked at the time, why not take pride in a really big one and share it. It was fun until the female co-workers joined. Was gone by then but the madness never ended. One was incredibly hot. Had a lot of fun there. Most fun was sending the YOU HAVE BEEN BEARDED attached e-mail that replaced your desktop with a big hairy :daisy:.

[lars573]

ive peed sitting down before
Pffffft! That's nothing, I EXCLUSIVELY wiz sitting down. I have good reasons though. Not being circumcised my stream is minimum 5 degree's off from the center line at all times. And on cold days it can approach 90. Which is miss the turlet entirely territory and get it all on your boot/pant leg.

I have a very hard time regarding down syndrome persons as human. They invoke a very strong kill it with fire reaction in me.

The better my over all mood the more deviant my pr0n consumption becomes. I have an entire folder from the company that brought you two girls one cup for such occasions.

[Rhyfelwyr]

4. I occasionally answer my work phone with a "Scottish" Accent.

I'm guilty of that as well.

[Fisherking]

I have frequent issues with wimminz.

JK obviously not a secret :P


But for real. And for the record, none of this leaves the thread. And I refuse to be judged.


I use cheats on an online game called Combat Arms.

I once touched my half-sisters butt. I was 10, I didn't know.

I am slightly scared of mexicans. Not racist at all, I'm just....scared.

I have a hearing problem (not a condition, just don't have very good ears), and thus often have to ask people to repeat themselves multiple times.

When the above doesn't bring about results (such as my friend in chemistry who blends his words together very ghetto-like) I simply nod my head and agree.

I once touched a girls boob. While she was asleep. In a synagogue. Again, I was only in like 6th grade.

Whenever I play online on my PS3 or Xbox, I constantly resort to incoherent streams of cursing and slurs regarding their sexuality.

I totally cheated on my Trig mid-term.

I think about a Canadian far, far too much.

I have an unhealthy aversion to treating my mom nicely.

Sometimes I take picturs of my feces and send them to my friend.

I sometimes dance to Rihanna songs.

I listen to Ukrainian metal regularly.

All last year, I paid a senior to do my biology projects for me.

I have cut myself shaving the last 3 times I've tried.

I keep regular correspondence with a girl who I know likes me, but still talk to her about a Canadian.

I have seen 2 girls 1 cup.

I regularly play my PS3 at night far past my fathers appointed shut-off time.

My name on PS3 is iNK-_BLACKPEN1S.

I am an extremely insecure piece of ****.

I constantly berrate my siblings with insults, regardless of whether or not they deserve them.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a woman.

I scratch my butt and sniff my fingers.

When I wake up, I immediately put toothpaste on my brush, start brushing my teeth, then proceed to piss, while brushing my teeth.

When I was about 3 I stole a dinosaur toy from the kids house across the street. And never gave it back.

When I was about 6 I stole a Scyther toy from my friend Brian's house, broke it, and then lost it.

I often have doubts about those things about which I seem to have the most conviction.

That should cover most of it.



Guy, I know you are Jewish but you know you would make an outstanding Catholic.

You really have a talent for it.

I am sure everyone here would willingly grant you absolution.

Even the ones that razz you. The main difference is a Priest can’t tell anyone.


Anyway, its cool.

[PanzerJaeger]

I have a very hard time regarding down syndrome persons as human. They invoke a very strong kill it with fire reaction in me.


:laugh4:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Did you manage to retract your foreskin yet, Lars? It's not healthy for an adult man if he's never managed that. Doctors can help you out if need be.



:laugh4:Trouble supressing the inner Nazi there? :smash:

[Andres]

I have a very hard time regarding down syndrome persons as human. They invoke a very strong kill it with fire reaction in me.



:laugh4:

I have a very hard time regarding people as human who don't consider people with down syndrom as human or who make fun of them because of their handicap . They invoke a very strong kill it with fire reaction in me. They also utterly disgust me.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Well they do all kind of look the same. It's a gut reaction, doesn't mean we don't know they're really human. Lars only posted it because he feels guilty about his natural reaction, not because he actually believes that.

[Beefy187]

I normally sit to pee. Much cleaner that way.
Though, I'm training my self to pee standing up. Just can't do it when theres people around....

I also stole few toys from friends.
Still got one of the toy that I stole and I still play with it.

I work at a pub, but I don't like customers in general. I dislike my manager as well because he bullies me. Hopefully that will change.

I hate my self... Since I was 10 years old or something. But I'm not depressed.

[pevergreen]

I hate my self... Since I was 10 years old or something. But I'm not depressed.

When you come back to Brisbane, we're going to have a talk about this, my friend.

[Hooahguy]

drink Chocolate Milk.



No shame in that!

[The Stranger]

2.
Whenever I stay in a motel/hotel, I take every last roll of toilet paper, bottle of shampoo, soap and coffee package I can get my hands on. Furthermore, I know all the major chains who offer free breakfasts without tokens, and I often randomly stop at these establishments when travelling despite not having a room there. When one wears a nice suit and combs ones hair, people tend not to question ones presence. I know that technically this is stealing, but so is the Hampton Inn charging 109.99 for a single.

Your turn

lmao, i kinda did that when traveling with a van through new zealand with 2 friends. we would just walk into hostels and take showers, use the cooking equipment and toilets. usually we would watch a movie or play some games with the people who stayed there and then go out again at night to sleep in our van. untill i got caught in one during one of our last days in new zealand and the guy went totally crazy and threathened me with all kinds of stuff, so then the fun was over hehe. probably karma getting back at me since the whole thing was my idea :S

[The Stranger]

I work at a pub, but I don't like customers in general. I dislike my manager as well because he bullies me. Hopefully that will change. .

that is perfectly normal XD as long as you dont hate your other co-workers (not the manager) than you are fine.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I have no self-confidence to talk to pretty women.

Otherwise, you don't need to know anything else. :laugh4:

[Andres]

I have no self-confidence to talk to pretty women.


Does that mean you have no problem talking to ugly women?

[Louis VI the Fat]

I have no self-confidence to talk to pretty women. Maybe you aren't going to win over then that busty blonde with the legs that won't end.


But maybe that slightly insecure, slightly overweight girl, with sometimes slightly unfashionable clothes - maybe she plays a lot of computer games too, maybe the two of you have a lot in common. And maybe, like you, she is really nice but just a bit shy and if only a member of the opposite sex would get to know her a bit better....

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Does that mean you have no problem talking to ugly women?

Uhhh........ No comment.


Maybe you aren't going to win over then that busty blonde with the legs that won't end.


But maybe that slightly insecure, slightly overweight girl, with sometimes slightly unfashionable clothes - maybe she plays a lot of computer games too, maybe the two of you have a lot in common. And maybe, like you, she is really nice but just a bit shy and if only a member of the opposite sex would get to know her a bit better....



Point 1: Wi Wi Napoleon, True on that point, but it doesn't matter if they have a boyfriend.....


The second option is good, just drop the slightly overweight part.


:balloon2::balloon2:

[pevergreen]

The second option is good, just drop the slightly overweight part.


:balloon2::balloon2:

You aint no spring chicken yourself.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

You aint no spring chicken yourself.

Never said I was and I doubt majority of the people here are either. Just saying.

[naut]

that is perfectly normal XD as long as you dont hate your other co-workers (not the manager) than you are fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPLNK3mn7zE

[The Stranger]

Never said I was and I doubt majority of the people here are either. Just saying.

i am.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Never said I was and I doubt majority of the people here are either. Just saying.

*ahem*

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132913-Dude-I-m-so-sexy!

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

*ahem*

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132913-Dude-I-m-so-sexy!



Ummmm.... Would this make everyone happy?

https://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq147/Warman8/Cheerup.jpg

[pevergreen]

i am.

Should I comment?

:beam: