Speed mafia tonight @ 10:30pm GMT: Warband.

[johnhughthom]

I'm planning to host a speed mafia tonight at around 10:30 pm GMT (5 hours from this post).

Interested parties, looking for nine players:

8/9
Double A
Zack
Diamondeye (saves me having to use random.org for my mafia)
Ibn-Khaldun
Csargo
Sasaki
slashandburn
Chimpyang

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Not sure whether I'll join. It's 2.30 am in here then. ~:(

[Zack]

Vote: Diamondeye

[johnhughthom]

Not sure whether I'll join. It's 2.30 am in here then. ~:(

Estonia is 4 hours ahead of the UK? I thought it was 2.

[Double A]

You should probably say "in x hours" to not confuse everyone.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Estonia is 4 hours ahead of the UK? I thought it was 2.

Yes, you are right. Next time I should wear my classes.. :laugh4:
Anyway, in that case I'm in!

[johnhughthom]

Yes, you are right. Next time I should wear my classes.. :laugh4:
Anyway, in that case I'm in!

Excellent.


You should probably say "in x hours" to not confuse everyone.

Good idea. Done.

[Diamondeye]

Diamondeye (saves me having to use random.org for my mafia)

This is funny until I'm lynched and the game's over. :sad:

[Csargo]

I should be able to play in two hours. Count me in.

[robbiecon]

I wish I was gonna be home a little later, I'm afraid I'm going to miss out. Otherwise I'd definitely have been involved. Definitely interested some other time though.

[Double A]

So... unless we get 4 players in 3 minutes, you might want to make this a Dethy game.

[Zack]

You're an hour too early, Double A.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I'm in...but when is "x hour"??? We use numbered hours here in the states.

[slashandburn]

It's at 5:30 Pm EST Sasaki, also I'm In

[Double A]

You're an hour too early, Double A.

Ug, I saw 4 hours not 5.

So it starts in 30 minutes. Awesome.

[Chimpyang]

I'm in, anything to break up the essay writing.

[johnhughthom]

Starts in 20 minutes, one more slot open but can work with 8.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

vote:chimpyang

[Double A]

Rule # 1.

vote: Sasaki

[Ibn-Khaldun]

When ever Sasaki looks mafia he actually is mafia.

Vote: Sasaki

[Csargo]

Vote:DE

[Zack]

Vote: robbiecon

Napoleon = bad.

[Chimpyang]

Vote: Csargo

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/images-6.jpg

johnhughthom, noble lord of the Nords, was trapped. Raiding the village of Saren, eight Rhodok Lords with huge armies had come from all directions trapping him and his men. Clearly one of his troops had tipped off the Rhodoks, who knew they would have to outnumber him at least twenty to one to stand a chance. He was still confident of victory in the battle ahead, he would need to eliminate the traitor though and what better way than by having his main companions vote to have the traitor lynched? Then to kill some Rhodoks.


All role pms out, game starts with a night phase. 5 minutes for night orders.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

ah I see, game begins at night.

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/nizar-1.jpg

As they woke up for breakfast, ready to decide who to lynch they realised they were one down. Thinking he was off with a camp woman they waited for a while. Eventually it was clear something was wrong. A search turned up Nizar's body with his throat slit.

Zack is dead.

Alive:

Double A
Diamondeye
Ibn-Khaldun
Csargo
Sasaki
slashandburn
Chimpyang


5 minutes for votes.

[slashandburn]

Vote I-K Random. Org anyone?

[Zack]

:furious3:

Come on! I just died Night 1 on CFC!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

hypothesis: only the scum knew that the game didn't start with a day phase, because his pm said to send in orders.
conclusion: everyone who voted is a townie

suggested plan of action: lynch slashandburn and then diamondeye if the game isn't over.

vote:slashandburn

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote I-K Random. Org anyone?

HHAHAHAHAHAHHA

WAY TO CLAIM MAFIA SLASH

[Ibn-Khaldun]

I still Vote: Sasaki

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I still Vote: Sasaki

We already caught the mafia.

[slashandburn]

How am I Mafia, I was playing M+B until the post with the night phase thing came out. I'm Innocent.

[Double A]

Step 1) vote: S&B
Step 2) lynch Sasaki if game doesn't end

[Ibn-Khaldun]

We already caught the mafia.

Well, I didn't see your posts. They make sense though.

Unvote; Vote: slashandburn

[johnhughthom]

Round over, tallying votes.

[Double A]

Weren't lynch rounds in Pizza's game 10 or 15 minutes?

[slashandburn]

Being able to say I told you so will be cold comfort.

[Chimpyang]

Oh come on...I was still reading! Vote S&B

[Ibn-Khaldun]

This is speedy mafia indeed!

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/katrin-1.jpg

Despite her protests Katrin was led to the gallows and lynched as the traitor. Was she the one they were after, the next night would surely tell us.

slashandburn has been lynched

Night 2, 5 minutes for night orders.

[Chimpyang]

I read Sasaki's 'Night action' post, about to post a rebuttal to that. Then boom....day phase...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

How am I Mafia, I was playing M+B until the post with the night phase thing came out. I'm Innocent.

Bull.

Although actually the last sentence gives me pause, but now I see that votes are over, if you aren't scum then I-K is.

[johnhughthom]

Weren't lynch rounds in Pizza's game 10 or 15 minutes?

Pah, ten minute rounds are for amateurs. Don't you have an F5 button?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Well, I didn't see your posts. They make sense though.

Unvote; Vote: slashandburn

What makes sense?

[Diamondeye]

Wow. Speedy indeed. I was completely absorbed in a chess problem so I haven't checked until now. Seems like I missed the vote :shame:

I say Sasaki tomorrow.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Wow. Speedy indeed. I was completely absorbed in a chess problem so I haven't checked until now. Seems like I missed the vote :shame:

I say Sasaki tomorrow.

AND I'M SURE YOU MISSED SENDING THE NIGHTKILL TOO

[Double A]

vote: Dieyes


Pah, ten minute rounds are for amateurs. Don't you have an F5 button?
I don't know how to respond to this, so here is the stock reply:
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

[slashandburn]

F5 refreshes the page

[Chimpyang]

IF WE USE CAPSLOCK, IT GIVES THE SENSE OF URGENCY :D

[Double A]

F5 refreshes the page

I know.


IF WE USE CAPSLOCK, IT GIVES THE SENSE OF URGENCY :D

I KNOW.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

IF WE USE CAPSLOCK, IT GIVES THE SENSE OF URGENCY :D

USING LEFT SHIFT MAKES IT EVENMORE URGENT

[Diamondeye]

AND I'M SURE YOU MISSED SENDING THE NIGHTKILL TOO

I actually spent a minute to think up the MOST scummy post I could possibly post. It's golden, isn't it?

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/deshavi-1.jpg

The rest weren't sure if it was a guy or a girl, but whatever it was Deshavi was dead.

Double A is dead

Alive:

Diamondeye
Ibn-Khaldun
Csargo
Sasaki
Chimpyang

Day 3, 5 minutes for votes.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: Sasaki

[Diamondeye]

Okay Vote:IK - he's the mafia, not Sasaki.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Double A was killed, what's the world coming to.

I really don't like Csargo's absence.

[Chimpyang]

Vote: IK Unnaturally interested in Sasaki.

[Double A]

Kill the lurkers!

[slashandburn]

tie it see what happens

[Csargo]

Vote:DE

Yet again food causes me trouble in a mafia game.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote: Sasaki

Where were you during the night phase? Your last post is you being happy that slash was lynched quickly, and then you start today with just a vote.

[Double A]

Double A was killed, what's the world coming to.

I really don't like Csargo's absence.

Protip: Wait to kill Double A last. He will usually either inadvertently divert the town's attention and/or end up doing absolutely nothing

[Chimpyang]

Vote:DE

Yet again food causes me trouble in a mafia game.

[Citation Needed] You get my point.

[slashandburn]

I'm just knocked unconscious anyway all I have to do is wait until John wins the battle and I'll heal in approxiamately 2 days( varying on healing skill of best medic).

[johnhughthom]

Round over, tallying votes.

[Chimpyang]

Unvote, Vote Csargo

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I never even got to vote, was going to vote IK though.

[Csargo]

[Citation Needed] You get my point.

Not really

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/alayen-1.jpg

Alayen, the noble knight, was chosen as the traitor, beheaded with his own sword. This was getting serious, was the traitor going to get away with it or had they got their man?

I-K is lynched

Night 3, 5 minutes for orders.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

hmm I think we got our man, or so my role pm leads me to believe.

[Csargo]

I never even got to vote, was going to vote IK though.

You MURDERER

[Diamondeye]

Well :daisy:, it really is Sasaki.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

So, Sasaki or DE is the mafia.

[Diamondeye]

So, Sasaki is the mafia.

:yes:

Seriously though, it's Ichigo.

[Double A]

It's obviously Beefy.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It's DE, he's joking too much.

[Chimpyang]

I still dont trust Csargo, food excuse is equally weak as playing M&B.

[Diamondeye]

It's DE, he's joking too much.

How is that a scumtell. I always stay quiet as scum.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

How is that a scumtell. I always stay quiet as scum.

No you don't always. And joking is staying quiet. So either way.

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/bunduk-1.jpg

Bunduk would never get to lead the rebellion against the nobles he had dreamed of, shot through the head with his own crossbow he never woke up this morning. This would be the pivotal vote.

Sasaki Kojiro is dead

Alive

Diamondeye
Csargo
Chimpyang

Day 4, 5 minutes for votes.

[Csargo]

CHIMPYANG DID IT

[Diamondeye]

No you don't always. And joking is staying quiet. So either way.

Watch me be the victim tonight.

[Chimpyang]

No, you did it: Vote: Csargo

[Diamondeye]

Also, not editing in a vote. Just vote:Csargo.

[Csargo]

Vote:Chimpyang

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I don't think it's chimpyang, but unfortunately my hope to be alive the last phase and to vote whoever wasn't him has failed.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Also, not editing in a vote. Just vote:Csargo.

:stare:

[Double A]

Either the usual scum, a lurker, or Csargo.

This game is in dire need of a triple lynch.

[Diamondeye]

I don't think it's chimpyang, but unfortunately my hope to be alive the last phase and to vote whoever wasn't him has failed.

We think alike. It was my plan aswell. It's Csargo.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

But no, csargo probably is the most suspicious I guess. GAME IS TOO SHORT

[Csargo]

DE did it? Unvote:, Vote:DE

[Diamondeye]

There, he flinched. Csargo it is.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

DE did it? Unvote:, Vote:DE

No, you did.

[Diamondeye]

No, you did.

:bow:

[Double A]

Dump the cargo into the ocean before the plane crashes!

[Csargo]

No, you did.

This is why we lost.

[Diamondeye]

This is why I lost.

Fixxed.

[Chimpyang]

Wait, you want me to act like a scumm and change my vote? So then you'd convince DE into voting me? SCUM!

[johnhughthom]

Round over, tallying votes.

[Csargo]

Fixxed.

You sir, killed an innocent man today. How does that make you feel?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Wait, you want me to act like a scumm and change my vote? So then you'd convince DE into voting me? SCUM!

?????????????

[Diamondeye]

Wait, you want me to act like a scumm and change my vote? So then you'd convince DE into voting me? SCUM!

Well it's almost scummier that you're keeping it there since to the scum only yourself matters. Krapotle, it just might be you :shame:

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/artimenner-1.jpg

Artimenner walked despairingly toward the gallows, "but I've told you who it is, why don't you believe me?"

Csargo has been lynched

[Csargo]

And so ends this game. Chimp wins it all. Or DE Idk, probably DE

[Diamondeye]

:daisy: my last post was right. GAH! Why are these phases so short.

[Diamondeye]

It's Chimpyang... I am this close to swearing even though it's not allowed.

[Diamondeye]

Well played, Ymira.

Apologies for the triple post.

[Chimpyang]

Phew. Desktop clock is out sync. Deliberately posting at phase change almost backfired.

[johnhughthom]

As the final two watched Artimenner's corpse twitching on the line one stepped behind the other and swiftly slit her throat. Matheld the Nordic princess was dead.


https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/matheld-1.jpg

Diamondeye is dead.

[Double A]

You can swear here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php) and here (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/). The first one has mafia that I haven't tried, the second one has awesome videos.

[Diamondeye]

Well played, Chimpyang. I would have changed my vote from Csargo but that would make it a threewaytie. We needed more time.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Problem with these games is by the time you start having doubts about someone it's too late to do anything.

[Csargo]

Good job Chimpyang

[Chimpyang]

Kill JHT The Rhodoks will rule the land!

GG all, the short timer helped a lot, I got away with not saying very much.

[johnhughthom]

Mafia victory


https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/marnid-1.jpg

Marnid smiled as he watched the Rhodok army destroy johnhughthom's band, without his companions his forces were no match for so many crack crossbow men. After the slaughter the Rhodok King elevated him to a Lord of the Rhodok nation with villages and a castle of his own.


Chimpyang is the winner.

[Diamondeye]

Kill JHT The Rhodoks will rule the land!

With their... idiotic pikes and useless crossbows? NEVER!

Call in the Nords, JHT! Show these n00bs how to melee.

[Double A]

vote: Chimpyang

[Chimpyang]

Marnid: Traitor
You are the most useless member of the band, a trader with no charisma you can't fight well either. Even when somebody takes you in and gives you good equipment you still end up whinging. The only way you can make your own way is to betray your friends to the highest bidder. Each night phase send me one
player to kill.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

DE, I think our plans for the final phase had a slight flaw in them.

[Diamondeye]

Marnid: Traitor
You are the most useless member of the band, a trader with no charisma you can't fight well either. Even when somebody takes you in and gives you good equipment you still end up whinging. The only way you can make your own way is to betray your friends to the highest bidder. Each night phase send me one
player to kill.

Haha this is so true an assessment.


DE, I think our plans for the final phase had a slight flaw in them.

I tend to agree.

[johnhughthom]

5 minute rounds really didn't work there did they? 5 minute nights and ten minute days probably would have been much better.

[Chimpyang]

Yeah, I had no problem deciding who I wanted to kill during the day phase, but a lack of activity (apart from missing whole votes without posting) wasn't much noticed. Even with the little posting I did, I had a job to keep up with the accusations flying around.

Anyhow, back to Rheumatoid Arthritis. Joy.

[Csargo]

5 minute rounds really didn't work there did they? 5 minute nights and ten minute days probably would have been much better.

Indubitably

[Sasaki Kojiro]

5 minute rounds really didn't work there did they? 5 minute nights and ten minute days probably would have been much better.

Yes.

I had chimpyang as town because his talk day one about how he was responding to my night action post, and his vote for S&B after the deadline didn't seem like things mafia would do.

But his absence on the final day was very suspicious and I was about to post about and then he posted that weird post, but by then it was over.

[Double A]

5 minute rounds really didn't work there did they? 5 minute nights and ten minute days probably would have been much better.

:smug:

[johnhughthom]

:smug:

If I do another one with ten minute days I'll only count your votes if they're in the first five minutes.

[Chimpyang]

How about 5mins Night, followed by 5 mins Discuss and then 5 mins Vote

[johnhughthom]

Well played, Ymira.


No way my Ymmie would have been mafia.

[Double A]

If I do another one with ten minute days I'll only count your votes if they're in the first five minutes.

Seven.

[classical_hero]

This was done and dusted before I even had to chance to see this, since I was a sleep for the whole time, which is generally the case for such games.