more girl trouble

[The Stranger]

this is the case...

this morning when i went to school to follow class it turned out that the class had been resceduled to a different location. ofcourse i was unaware of this so i went to the wrong place and found the wrong people in the room. lucky for me there was a girl who i vaguely knew (well i didnt know her personal, but she was quite hot so i did know who she was :P) from other classes (she is a year my senior, so she only follows classes she hasnt got a good grade for last year) but had never seen in this one. she asked me if i knew where the class was being held, i told her that if i knew i wouldnt have been here XD so we started asking around and eventually we found out it was just one floor upstairs. so when we walked upstairs a bottle of booze fell from her open bag and broke on the floor. it took me one look at the bottle to realise what i hadnt realised during our conversation: this girl was drunk... 11 in the morning on university. we had a laugh about the broken bottle and continued to walk the stairs. then halfway she suddenly slams me into the wall and comes on to me. i try to push her off and say no. it seems as if she tried to kiss me and eventually she settles for a kiss in the neck.

my question for you guys are many

1) do you think she likes me? that i have a good chance with her?
2) i found out that she is bisexual and married (in some kind of open marriage) how should i deal with this
3) i have a girlfriend. is this whole business unethical?
4) do you also have to fight off the ladies like i do? cuz believe it or not, this is not the first time something similar happened to me.

[Hax]

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[Major Robert Dump]

I'm gonna be frank with you, guy.

If this were some summer vacation where "what happens at Dollywood stays at Dollywood" I would totally say sieze the moment.

But look at the facts:
-You see her at school
-She is an alcoholic. Such an alcoholic, in fact, that she not only comes to school drunk but apparently drinks at school.
-She tried to manhandle you in the stairs
-She is allagedly "bi" and in an open marriage. Open marriages are very rare, and rarely work, and usually involve swingers who meet one another, not two people picking up random folks in secret in stairwells. unless that info comes directly from the husband to you then the info is coming from the alcoholic girl, which makes the info highly unreliable. In addition to that, cheaters will often justify their actions by grooming observers to believe that he/she is utterly mistreated etc, so I would suspect the next tidbit you get from her is that her husband beats her or that she was molested as a child and just needs attention. And people who get married in college almost always end up divorced. If she can't take the pressures of school and has to sleep around and be a drunk, I can only imagine her when she enters the real world. She is a train wreck

And if you mess around with a married woman, you could get killed. As tough as you may think you are, you could still get killed and since you knew she was married you would have it coming.

Stay away from this one. Coming from me I know that is shocking.

[Husar]

What the mad arab says, but to answer your questions:

1) no, she obviously hates you and that is why she is playing cruel games with you while drunk
2) you shouldn't
3) depends on whether you actually love your girlfriend
4) no, I'm incredibly jealous now if it makes you happy
5) you don't really want anything from a girl who is "married" and drunk at 11 in the morning, sit down for a second and think about this

[The Stranger]

what about points 3 and 4?

[Major Robert Dump]

I forgot about point 3 and 4. the fact you have a girlfriend is a big no-no.

As for 4, maybe they love you for your wit, or perhaps they feel sorry for you because of your lazy eye and that little drool thing you do with your mouth, or maybe your town is just full of sluts. It is irrelevant, and I feel this is all a sham now.

[The Stranger]

its not a sham. i swear it all happened. not that i am really troubled by it tho

[Togakure]

... I feel this is all a sham now.:yes:

[The Stranger]

:yes:

:no:

[Rhyfelwyr]

Interesting that the current girl-thread craze I started lookes like it will continue into Valentines day, maybe it will go crazy and the whole .org will go down...

[Togakure]

:elephant: Vacation!

[Decker]

To the Stranger, I figured the married, drunk at 11, attempted molestation, and the fact you have a girlfriend parts are enough warning signs to stay away.


Interesting that the current girl-thread craze I started lookes like it will continue into Valentines day, maybe it will go crazy and the whole .org will go down...
Haven't visited in a while and found 3 on the front page. Lovely! However, I just realized that Valentines Day is this coming Monday ****.

[Fragony]

Never happened, never believe a poet's story

[The Stranger]

Never happened, never believe a poet's story

-_- thank you frag, i wouldve expected a little more help from you in my attempt to recover from this serious trauma. it really happened and im confused and frightened. ok yes i understand that i should stay away, and the questions are only meant to shed a little light of fun onto something so dark and devious that i barely dare not speak of it.

[Major Robert Dump]

Show us on the cabbage patch doll where she touched you

[Andres]

:laugh4:

I love you TS :laugh4:

But since you're traumatized, I'll try to answer your questions:


my question for you guys are many

1) do you think she likes me? that i have a good chance with her?
2) i found out that she is bisexual and married (in some kind of open marriage) how should i deal with this
3) i have a girlfriend. is this whole business unethical?
4) do you also have to fight off the ladies like i do? cuz believe it or not, this is not the first time something similar happened to me.

1) Yes, you like me. Indeed, TS, you were so drunk that your story is completly wrong. It was you who was drunk. You were wearing a wig and a short skirt. I tried to calm you down, but when you bit me in the neck, I punched your lights out. Sorry, I feel terrible about it, but you left me no other choice.
2) Yes, you're obviously bisexual. You also got married during your tavelling around the world. It happened in San Francisco. The transsexual body-builder Tony is getting angry because you aren't writing. I'm afraid he'll visit you in the near future. He'll bring flowers and two dumbbells; apparently, those were the attributes you used during your wedding night. Weirdos.
3) I'm pretty sure Tony will find it unethical. He benchpresses 500 kg and has a collection of machine guns.
4) Usually yes. So, it was a nice diversion, having to fight off a drunk dude wearing a wig.

[The Stranger]

Show us on the cabbage patch doll where she touched you

say what? she kissed me in the neck how can i show u

[The Stranger]

:laugh4:

I love you TS :laugh4:

But since you're traumatized, I'll try to answer your questions:



1) Yes, you like me. Indeed, TS, you were so drunk that your story is completly wrong. It was you who was drunk. You were wearing a wig and a short skirt. I tried to calm you down, but when you bit me in the neck, I punched your lights out. Sorry, I feel terrible about it, but you left me no other choice.
2) Yes, you're obviously bisexual. You also got married during your tavelling around the world. It happened in San Francisco. The transsexual body-builder Tony is getting angry because you aren't writing. I'm afraid he'll visit you in the near future. He'll bring flowers and two dumbbells; apparently, those were the attributes you used during your wedding night. Weirdos.
3) I'm pretty sure Tony will find it unethical. He benchpresses 500 kg and has a collection of machine guns.
4) Usually yes. So, it was a nice diversion, having to fight off a drunk dude wearing a wig.

nono tony has nothing to do with it. i already settled with him long ago. btw it wasnt san fransisco, ive never been there. it was melbourne.

[pevergreen]

I knew you hooked up with Captain Blackadder.

To think, I left you alone in my bedroom with my laptop for how long? :no:

[The Stranger]

i swear nothing happened. ask your laptop. she was all game.

[pevergreen]

i swear nothing happened. ask your laptop. she was all game.

Shes dead...

My laywer will contact you shortly...

[The Stranger]

she told me all about your physical and mental abuse. you made her do dirty pornographic stuff. my lawyer will contact your lawyer and the brisbane mafia shortly...

[drone]

If you do decide to mess around with this girl, be sure to wrap it. :yes:

[The Stranger]

If you do decide to mess around with this girl, be sure to wrap it. :yes:

probably the first sane advice that has been given... bar what mrd said maybe but then he doesnt believe me

[Husar]

probably the first sane advice that has been given... bar what mrd said maybe but then he doesnt believe me

I was quite serious about points 3 and 5 and what drone said should be obvious, I thought you dutch were quite educated on such things?!?

[Megas Methuselah]

Carpe diem, mon freur. Nichie!

[The Stranger]

I was quite serious about points 3 and 5 and what drone said should be obvious, I thought you dutch were quite educated on such things?!?

ok ill add you to the list of sane advice :P though i could argue that what you said should be obvious too. tho i asked questions with obvious answers.


ps: my girlfriend is much hotter than this girl. (she forced me to post it, but i agree)

[Megas Methuselah]

You should have taken advantage of her, though.