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Strike For The South
02-09-2011, 04:07
More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

Srsly

There is plastic surgery for a reason.

But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

Amazing
pevergreen
02-09-2011, 04:12
More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

Srsly

There is plastic surgery for a reason.

But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?


Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

Amazing

Tuckshop lady arms?

Gals get old, deal with it.
Strike For The South
02-09-2011, 04:17
The whole point is shes not old, fosters
Major Robert Dump
02-09-2011, 04:24
Arm flaps are great riding rear on a motorcycle in a tank top, almost as great as my little gorilla belly, booga-booga. Ruins gas mileage, though
pevergreen
02-09-2011, 04:33
The whole point is shes not old, fosters

Thats what you get for living in Texas?

:shrug:
Populus Romanus
02-09-2011, 04:36
This sounds kind of mean, if you ask me.:laugh4:
pevergreen
02-09-2011, 04:50
This sounds kind of mean, if you ask me.:laugh4:

This is kind for Strike.
PershsNhpios
02-09-2011, 04:56
Strike, you should refer to Pevergreen as Four-ex, not Fosters.
drone
02-09-2011, 06:02
More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

Srsly

There is plastic surgery for a reason.

But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

Amazing
This may be a warning sign of things to come for her. She may end up pushing maximum density.
pevergreen
02-09-2011, 06:06
Strike, you should refer to Pevergreen as Four-ex, not Fosters.

pevergreen

Four-ex?

You mean:

http://www.harryredford.com.au/userfiles/image/XXXX%20Gold%206x3.jpg
jabarto
02-09-2011, 07:06
i have a solution

stop posting
Decker
02-09-2011, 07:25
I wonder... if people are having such girl trouble... they know that there exists a babes thread at the top of the Frontroom. I'm quite positive it would solve most problems.
LeftEyeNine
02-09-2011, 10:07
I wonder... if people are having such girl trouble... they know that there exists a babes thread at the top of the Frontroom. I'm quite positive it would solve most problems.

It augments the problems.

- Wooohaaaai ? wohai is she like Mrs. Poteiiito Hæææd ? :bigcry:
Hosakawa Tito
02-09-2011, 11:40
Hmmm, if she had a flat head at least you'd have a place to set yer beer.
Louis VI the Fat
02-09-2011, 12:27
More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

Srsly

There is plastic surgery for a reason.

But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

AmazingDUDE I TOLD YOU I WOULD GO ON DIET AGAIN LET IT GO WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY OKAY!?
Strike For The South
02-09-2011, 18:16
i have a solution

stop posting

Here is my counter offer

No


DUDE I TOLD YOU I WOULD GO ON DIET AGAIN LET IT GO WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY OKAY!?

See you jest but a diet won't work, it looks fluid like. Such a shame to waste a cute face and a good intellect
jabarto
02-09-2011, 18:34
Here is my counter offer

No

:disappointed:
a completely inoffensive name
02-09-2011, 20:04
Hit the gym, lawyer up and delete your facebook account.
Major Robert Dump
02-09-2011, 21:08
goodness the hate is overwhelming in here.

Actually Strike, Liposuction will take care of it. Only costs around $1200 per arm, but since you are so close to Mexico she could probably get both done for about $17. May be difficult to bring up in conversation, though.

Maybe strongly hint that she go to the gym with you, then brutalize her with power sets of bicep/tricep?
Togakure
02-09-2011, 21:15
Hit the dance floor for a couple of hours straight, two or three times a week, and moderate her beer. She'll sweat that off quick. Afterwards ... well, nvm.
Yoyoma1910
02-10-2011, 05:09
See needs to start doing sun gods, that should tighten those muscles up for her.



Or you can embrace the strange awesomeness of her human wings.







-Gator
Strike For The South
02-10-2011, 05:28
Meh, I know people who are firm belivers in spot reduction but I haven't bought into yet
al Roumi
02-10-2011, 17:10
Take her running or something. The trick will be to persuade her without putting your foot in it: the line is a very fine one!

Witness louisette's bruised pride.
PanzerJaeger
02-10-2011, 17:44
Indeed.

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe-1.jpg

Not bad, right? A solid 6 or 7, depending on your individual scale.






Wrong!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe.jpg
Megas Methuselah
02-10-2011, 17:46
https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe-1.jpg

Not bad, right? A solid 6 or 7, depending on your individual scale.






Wrong!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe.jpg

Well. There goes my day.
Rhyfelwyr
02-10-2011, 18:41
6/10 face 9/10 body, could get another couple of stone on there I reckon...
Decker
02-10-2011, 23:32
Indeed.

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe-1.jpg

Not bad, right? A solid 6 or 7, depending on your individual scale.






Wrong!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe.jpgAs I was reading this, an add at the bottom said aloud, "congradulations, you won!" I feel depressed.
Major Robert Dump
02-11-2011, 02:01
Meh, I know people who are firm belivers in spot reduction but I haven't bought into yet

I , too, have seen lack of proof, but manly triceps and biceps tend to make the arm flaps less prominent. What I find odd about the arm flaps is that usually the body burns fat from the top down and botom up...face and shoulders is always the first, with belly and butt last. Strange her shoulders and arms should be skipped, if she is working out
Prussian to the Iron
02-12-2011, 00:34
Indeed.

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe-1.jpg

Not bad, right? A solid 6 or 7, depending on your individual scale.






Wrong!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe.jpg

Thanks. Now my day's gone down the toilet. Why? Why panzerjaeger?
jabarto
02-12-2011, 20:41
Indeed.

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe-1.jpg

Not bad, right? A solid 6 or 7, depending on your individual scale.






Wrong!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/milla-monroe.jpg

Hey, don't diss fat girls. They're great once you get past the hideous appearance and oft-accompanying neurosis.
Ice
02-12-2011, 23:52
I you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, cuz I got 99 problems but....

Sorry I had to.
Megas Methuselah
02-13-2011, 01:46
I you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, cuz I got 99 problems but....

Sorry I had to.

An accountant's humour.

Heh heh.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
02-14-2011, 13:58
More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

Srsly

There is plastic surgery for a reason.

But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

Amazing


STFS is having girl problems,eh?:inquisitive:
a completely inoffensive name
02-26-2011, 15:59
I you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, cuz I got 99 problems but....

Sorry I had to.

had to what? WHAT IS THE "BUT" REGARDING FOR YOUR 99 PROBLEMS!?!?!