I TALKED TO 3....... [Archive]

Hooahguy

02-10-2011, 16:39

I talked to god knows how many girls yesterday. A few blondes, a few brunettes, even a redhead. I also talked to a bunch of guys. A few londes, a few brunettes, even a redhead or two.
Congrats. You have friends.

The Stranger

02-10-2011, 16:47

you know girls actually like it if you talk to them. they are not so strange did you know that?

PanzerJaeger

02-10-2011, 16:54

Congratulations!

Here is Megan Mullally in a music video about a butter substitute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bo5DhUxtTw

al Roumi

02-10-2011, 17:04

GIRLS YESTERDAY, A BLONDE AND TWO BRUNETTES.

BEAT THAT.

Did they steal your lunch money?

Megas Methuselah

02-10-2011, 17:44

Did they steal your lunch money?

Yeah, they can really ruin a guy's day sometimes. Especally when it comes to condoms.

A Nerd

02-10-2011, 18:11

Good job warman! I tip my glass of milk to you as I eat a few cashews.

Subotan

02-10-2011, 18:12

:wall:

Rhyfelwyr

02-10-2011, 18:37

I did not literally talk to three girls in about a year until I got a job...

The Stranger

02-10-2011, 20:56

Good job warman! I tip my glass of milk to you as I eat a few cashews.

i am actually eating cashews now. dont like milk tho. makes me think of boobies.

thefluffyone93

02-10-2011, 22:21

Yeah, they can really ruin a guy's day sometimes. Especally when it comes to condoms.
Wait a second........
:devilish:
I see what you did there.
Good one.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

02-10-2011, 22:44

Yeah, they can really ruin a guy's day sometimes. Especally when it comes to condoms.

........ :pimp: :pimp:......

Good job warman! I tip my glass of milk to you as I eat a few cashews.

:balloon2::balloon2:

:wall:

Jealous? Don't be, today was the complete opposite. I just smiled and waved at 1 girl today and she has a boyfriend. God, I hate my pathetic life.

I did not literally talk to three girls in about a year until I got a job...

:juggle2::juggle2:

i am actually eating cashews now. dont like milk tho. makes me think of boobies.

I got a real soft spot for pretty women. :book::book:

Cute Wolf

02-11-2011, 00:07

Meh, getting so happy with merely talking with girls? I wonder what live did you have. Must be either male only prestigious military school, or .....

Hax

02-11-2011, 01:03

Meh, getting so happy with merely talking with girls? I wonder what live did you have.

This post coming from our very own ladyman, of course.

edyzmedieval

02-11-2011, 02:39

3 girls? Good job man. I'm gonna talk to 30+ this Saturday, three parties to attend.

a completely inoffensive name

02-11-2011, 05:34

BEAT THAT.

Please don't describe your "private time" after you had talked to them please, thank you.

Hooahguy

02-11-2011, 05:45

You know whats better than talking to girls?
"Study sessions" with them.

Now let me tell you, they are awesome.

Megas Methuselah

02-11-2011, 05:54

You know whats better than talking to girls?
"Study sessions" with them.

Now let me tell you, they are awesome.

Brought to you by the guy who checks out his cousins.

Hooahguy

02-11-2011, 05:59

Brought to you by the guy who checks out his cousins.

I will repeat: I didnt know she was a cousin when I checked her out.
Now shut up.

Megas Methuselah

02-11-2011, 06:12

I will repeat: I didnt know she was a cousin when I checked her out.
Now shut up.

It's not all that bad, though. Jacob married a couple cousins, after all. I suppose if you think of it, it could be considered hot. :smile:

What did she look like?

Hooahguy

02-11-2011, 06:16

Because I dont want to dig myself into the hole deeper, Im saying nothing.

Prussian to the Iron

02-12-2011, 00:38

Please don't describe your "private time" after you had talked to them please, thank you.

I nearly crapped myself laughing at that!

But Warman, I got a picture with 3 more pro cheerleaders on wednesday. And slapped ones booty. Very firm.

Megas Methuselah

02-12-2011, 04:46

But Warman, I got a picture with 3 more pro cheerleaders on wednesday. And slapped ones butt. Very firm.

You know what? I liked this post. Was she black? That'd be hot.

Motep

02-12-2011, 05:00

Please don't describe your "private time" after you had talked to them please, thank you.

I am glad I am not the only one who thought that....though now I have nothing funny to say in a post here.

Warman, we love you.

Tuuvi

02-12-2011, 07:08

Warman I don't get what the big deal is don't you talk to your mom and sisters everyday?

Strike For The South

02-12-2011, 07:14

This thread makes me cringe

Ice

02-12-2011, 07:43

GIRLS YESTERDAY, A BLONDE AND TWO BRUNETTES.

BEAT THAT.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/bawanaal/HomerSimpsonFacepalm.jpg

Prussian to the Iron

02-12-2011, 19:42

You know what? I liked this post. Was she black? That'd be hot.

nope.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/MeandWizardsCheerleaders.jpg

the one closest to me (I'm the sexy beast on the left wearing a red hoodie and beanie, FYI)

Strike For The South

02-12-2011, 20:10

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THERE CONSENT

Prussian to the Iron

02-12-2011, 21:00

theyre on national tv shaking their butts constantly. i dont think they mind.

Hosakawa Tito

02-12-2011, 21:38

I believe I detect some envy here. Da proof is in da pics...

Centurion1

02-13-2011, 00:04

this thread makes me sick.

a completely inoffensive name

02-13-2011, 00:25

this thread makes me sick.

The girls are not that ugly Cent.

Megas Methuselah

02-13-2011, 01:43

nope.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/MeandWizardsCheerleaders.jpg

the one closest to me (I'm the sexy beast on the left wearing a red hoodie and beanie, FYI)

Omg wow!!! Which :daisy:did you slap?!

Prussian to the Iron

02-13-2011, 01:48

Omg wow!!! Which :daisy: did you slap?!

as i said, the one closest to me.

pevergreen

02-13-2011, 01:53

as i said, the one closest to me.

So why did you sexually harass her?

Megas Methuselah

02-13-2011, 02:03

as i said, the one closest to me.

That's cool, but the black cheerleaders you posted not long ago were hotter. Man, they were amazing.

Prussian to the Iron

02-13-2011, 02:06

So why did you sexually harass her?

tbh it was sorta an accident; as i was leaving, my hand like half-hit/half-slapped her butt. subconcious at work? maybe.

pevergreen

02-13-2011, 02:08

So as you walked, your hand accidentally brushed past her.

Maybe say that next time, instead of claiming you sexually harass people.

Prussian to the Iron

02-13-2011, 02:11

So as you walked, your hand accidentally brushed past her.

Maybe say that next time, instead of claiming you sexually harass people.

no, it wasnt a brush. it was definitely a slap. but not an intentional slap.

a completely inoffensive name

02-13-2011, 04:47

no, it wasnt a brush. it was definitely a slap. but not an intentional slap.

Too late, I have already reported you, you perverted ****.

EDIT: Next time, you respect women like a modern man and get them drunk before you take advantage of them.

Megas Methuselah

02-13-2011, 05:35

But the black ones were still hotter.

Prussian to the Iron

02-13-2011, 13:43

hotter than the one closest to me, yes. but the one on the end is totally hotter, and the one in the middle has really, really nice tits. am i allowed to say that?

a completely inoffensive name

02-13-2011, 14:11

hotter than the one closest to me, yes. but the one on the end is totally hotter, and the one in the middle has really, really nice tits. am i allowed to say that?

No, this is the internet. You don't say that kind of stuff on it.

gaelic cowboy

02-13-2011, 17:06

I talked to one girl last night and this morning I said goodbye to her.

Rhyfelwyr

02-13-2011, 17:33

I'll be talking to dozens of girls tonight...

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

02-14-2011, 13:57

Warman I don't get what the big deal is don't you talk to your mom and sisters everyday?

:inquisitive:

I am glad I am not the only one who thought that....though now I have nothing funny to say in a post here.

Warman, we love you.
I love you to!! :balloon2::balloon2::balloon2:

This thread makes me cringe

So does IHOP'S Pancakes! :balloon2::balloon2:

nope.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/MeandWizardsCheerleaders.jpg

the one closest to me (I'm the sexy beast on the left wearing a red hoodie and beanie, FYI)

Can you hook me up with one of them? :pimp:

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THERE CONSENT

STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY THREADS

You guys are disgusting though, trying to harass pretty women, shame on all of you!