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Hosakawa Tito
02-17-2011, 00:34
Can sex, shaving boycotts save Belgium (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110210/ts_afp/belgiumpoliticssexoffbeat_20110210095330)? Seems with all the Mid-East hoopla commanding international attention, another country is about to suffer a fate far worse than some itty bitty revolt. Belgium is about to end up "sleeping on the couch" enmasse. Gentlemen, they got you by the short-hairs. Git er done.:laugh4:
Furunculus
02-17-2011, 00:56
i'd imagine that stopping shaving would be an excellent way to take the edge of the sex boycott for the members of Belgium's parliament...........

which is considerate when you think about it.
Major Robert Dump
02-17-2011, 03:25
LOL like anyone has sex with Belgium women in the first place.
drone
02-17-2011, 05:23
Do you really want sexually frustrated men making these kinds of decisions?
al Roumi
02-18-2011, 13:10
More public funds vanishing up prostitutes' :daisy:?
Fragony
02-18-2011, 14:01
LOL like anyone has sex with Belgium women in the first place.

Are you kidding me I'm still looking for a beautiful fair-haired woman named 'Veerle'.

Surely there is one.

edit Neukie HT, neukie. Get your Belgium facts straight
ICantSpellDawg
02-18-2011, 17:17
Sex boycotts would never work with me because I have internet pornography and video games which are better than sex any day. I was pretty sure Belgians never shaved anyway, so this would effect me in absolutely no way. My solidarity is with men everywhere who are faced with women using their diminishing sexual power over them. And body hair.
Peasant Phill
02-19-2011, 18:44
Belgian female students just celebrated our world record 'government forming' by giving a public striptease. They're really sticking the knife in deep or is nobody actually caring?
Though I must admit that it's been at least a few days since ... would she ly about having her periods?
Strike For The South
02-19-2011, 18:45
IS THE BEER SAFE
Peasant Phill
02-20-2011, 16:39
IS THE BEER SAFE

At least someone is posing the right question.
Ice
02-22-2011, 23:31
Sex boycotts would never work with me because I have internet pornography and video games which are better than sex any day. I was pretty sure Belgians never shaved anyway, so this would effect me in absolutely no way. My solidarity is with men everywhere who are faced with women using their diminishing sexual power over them. And body hair.

The first sentence is sig worthy.
Don Corleone
02-23-2011, 04:12
Too many damn Belgians in the world already, I say. One Hercule Poirot is one too many.....




Sex boycotts would never work with me because I have internet pornography and video games which are better than sex any day. I was pretty sure Belgians never shaved anyway, so this would effect me in absolutely no way. My solidarity is with men everywhere who are faced with women using their diminishing sexual power over them. And body hair.
Dude, buy your girlfriend a book or something... Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson cannot possibly touch the real thing if she even knows 10% of what she's doing...
Strike For The South
02-23-2011, 04:32
Pr0n/=/ sex