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Prussian to the Iron
02-23-2011, 21:01
With a bloody, bruised, and swollen nose, severely swollen and lacerated lip, tooth pains, and scrapes on my leg.

Basically, this guy that I've been having trouble with all year decided that, rather than be a man and try to fight me for real, he would simply come up from behind and sucker-punch me in the face.

I honestly don't know what the **** happened, I just remember walking on the pavement, I got hit from somewhere, i hit my head on the ground, and I saw him jumping back. I've already beat the **** outta him this year, which is probably why he didn't wanna fight me like a man.

When my head hit the ground, my head was sooo disoriented and dizzy I couldn't get up for several seconds. Unfortunately this meant that by the time I was up, he was long gone and I couldn't do anything else.


However when he does get off of suspension, the moment he says something to me other than "Sorry I was a dishonorable little p****", rest assured his ass will be laid out on the ground. I don't fight dirty like him, but I'm better than him.


Just wanted to let you guys know. God, I'm alot uglier than before :embarassed:

Populus Romanus
02-23-2011, 21:33
You must be mad. I never even knew there was a p-word.:shocked:
Why do hate each other? Violence typically is not the answer.

The Stranger
02-23-2011, 21:34
how old are you? :O

Prussian to the Iron
02-23-2011, 21:36
.........16 why?

Hax
02-23-2011, 21:41
If he were a real man person, he would've talked it over. But apparently he's not a real person! He's a robot! KILL HIM!

Prussian to the Iron
02-23-2011, 21:52
doesnt that mean i should talk it over with the robot? lol

Hax
02-23-2011, 22:04
No, they are abominations that deserve purging.

drone
02-23-2011, 22:17
Instead of beating him up and getting suspended yourself, just have sex with his girlfriend.

Megas Methuselah
02-23-2011, 22:41
Instead of beating him up and getting suspended yourself, just have sex with his girlfriend.

And make sure she gets pregnant, too.

Prussian to the Iron
02-23-2011, 22:51
Instead of beating him up and getting suspended yourself, just have sex with his girlfriend.

he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him but he never leaves some girls alone like ever. he actually asked out one chick 15 times. she told me.

Megas Methuselah
02-23-2011, 22:56
he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him but he never leaves some girls alone like ever. he actually asked out one chick 15 times. she told me.

Then go after his mom, and impregnate her. It doesn't matter if she's ugly, right? Pleasure aside, this is for vengeance.

drone
02-23-2011, 22:57
he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him but he never leaves some girls alone like ever. he actually asked out one chick 15 times. she told me.
Do her.

Megas Methuselah
02-23-2011, 22:58
Do her.

And get her pregnant.

Veho Nex
02-23-2011, 23:13
Tell him, you'll see him on field, show him whats up in a little game of American Football. Preferably a suplex, just so he gets the message. If that doesnt work, follow him to his house, touch the door then proceed to beat the crap outa him. Can't get suspended if you have already been home.

Hooahguy
02-24-2011, 00:02
He was one of my agents that I sent to exact revenge on you for copying my username.

Paltmull
02-24-2011, 00:47
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Raz
02-24-2011, 01:08
TB(brutally)H, c'est la vie.

Reasonable people only fight to defend themselves physically, or to bloody up another on 'principle' or 'honour' or on 'moral grounds' or some other indefinite concept. In the latter case, these just causes for violence are merely labels to justify their uncouth savagery. In the former case, there are no rules, no morals and no principles. But ultimately, it's survival and likewise people become animals, not as bad as those that take the moral high ground, but an animal nevertheless. It's not pretty, but face it, there's no medal for gallantry or 'playing by the rules', and if to survive you've gotta fight dirty then so be it.

This holds true in your case OP. Now you can lower yourself to the barbarism of your assailant by punching him in the face after the absence of an apology.
OR:
Bearing in mind that the status of a human being is subjective, you can refuse to acknowledge him as such. You can accept that justice has been served with his day(s) off of school (I know that sounds more like a vacation) and you don't have to take matters into your own hands. You turn it into a war of attrition, degrading his self-worth piece by piece. You can do it verbally if you wish, just make sure you're not the instigator. Make him redefine his vocabulary. Turn "Fear" into a synonym with "Jonathan" over time and if ever he tries to assault you again, well, defend yourself of course, but consider it a success - you didn't lower yourself to raw and crude forms of dispute resolutions first. :)

And then you can impregnate every female he knows. ;)

Prussian to the Iron
02-24-2011, 01:26
He was one of my agents that I sent to exact revenge on you for copying my username.

damn you're sneaky.

Populus Romanus
02-24-2011, 02:41
If you are 16, that means you are in High School, right? (unless you dropped out...) Wha you should do is A) purchase a Claymore Anti Personal Mine, B) crack the lock on his locker, C) open the locker, D) place the Claymore Anti Personal Mine in his locker, E) run away, F) hide behind something, G) wait for him to show up, H) watch him get blown to smithereens when he opens his locker, I) laugh, J) run out and urinate on his carcass, K) flee to Mexico.

Husar
02-24-2011, 03:47
He could just as well just start with K), that would probably make him sleep a lot easier for the next 20 or more years.

Populus Romanus
02-24-2011, 04:21
But then he wouldn't be dead.

Megas Methuselah
02-24-2011, 05:00
He could just as well just start with K), that would probably make him sleep a lot easier for the next 20 or more years.

Lol, not with a drug war going on down there, it won't.

Husar
02-24-2011, 11:58
But then he wouldn't be dead.

That's the advantage.


Lol, not with a drug war going on down there, it won't.

That drug war will be there anyway. Killing that guy won't make it go away, it just adds even more stress.

Should be happy that he didn't do what's being advertised here and kicked your head even more while you were on the ground. :no:

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
02-24-2011, 14:38
If he were a real man person, he would've talked it over. But apparently he's not a real person! He's a robot! KILL HIM!



DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!

Sorry man,though. Go get a baseball bat and meet him in a alleyway and teach him some respect :yes:.

A Nerd
02-25-2011, 19:44
Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.

Populus Romanus
02-25-2011, 19:47
Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.Make sure his gun is loaded with blanks.:wink:

A Nerd
02-25-2011, 19:49
Then the first to flinch is the loser. Seems that is the safer avenue to follow.

Prussian to the Iron
02-25-2011, 21:17
Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.

lol I couldn't trust him to go all 10 paces, he'd take 3 and turn.




Apparently, basically everyone who knows him thinks hes a lil beotch and isn''t surprised that he did what he did. He is now known school-wide as a coward and dishonorable ****.

Aaaaaaand, next time I see him (and a good amount of people who dislike him know this as well), I plan on simply letting him know that I'm there, and then proceed to drop-kick him squarely in his man-boob, recovering, and pounding his face in. At this point I'm angry enough to where I don't care about suspension. He's been beaten to hell more than once by other people this year, and he still hasn't learned his lesson. I won't be the one who lets him beat me and be done with it.

Hooahguy
02-25-2011, 21:37
Or you could prove to him and the world that you are a stronger person than he is by letting any notion of retaliation go.
So exercise some self-control and let it go.

If your really want to be a Marine, then show some discipline and next time you see him, wave and say hello. If you are lucky he will be so caught off guard by your actions that it would be equal to beating him up.

Besides, beating him up solves nothing. All it does it further the conflict. Violence is a horrible thing that should only be used when there is no choice.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” – Mark Twain

Megas Methuselah
02-25-2011, 22:28
And then you can impregnate every female he knows. ;)

Damn right. He will have to live the rest of his life sorrounded by your creations.


Or you could prove to him and the world that you are a stronger person than he is by letting any notion of retaliation go.
So exercise some self-control and let it go.

If your really want to be a Marine, then show some discipline and next time you see him, wave and say hello. If you are lucky he will be so caught off guard by your actions that it would be equal to beating him up.

Besides, beating him up solves nothing. All it does it further the conflict. Violence is a horrible thing that should only be used when there is no choice.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” – Mark Twain

Wow, someone's growing up.

Strike For The South
02-25-2011, 23:15
Vengefulness is an ugly quality

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 00:12
Vengefulness is an ugly quality

And not one I exhibit often. In an extreme case extreme action is required.


Or you could prove to him and the world that you are a stronger person than he is by letting any notion of retaliation go.
So exercise some self-control and let it go.

If your really want to be a Marine, then show some discipline and next time you see him, wave and say hello. If you are lucky he will be so caught off guard by your actions that it would be equal to beating him up.

Besides, beating him up solves nothing. All it does it further the conflict. Violence is a horrible thing that should only be used when there is no choice.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” – Mark Twain

It may not solve anything, but I'll retain/gain my cred and I'll feel better about myself. I've put up with his crap all year long, and done nothing but smile at him. He actually pushed me earlier that day and got right up in my face (without doing anything), and I just smiled at him, a big smile in response to his hate-filled expression. Where has that gotten me? Nowhere. Where will beating the ass outta him get me? Still nowhere but like I said, it'll make me feel better.

miotas
02-26-2011, 00:49
It always strikes me as odd that people like to claim a person who beat them wasn't "playing the game" correctly. He beat you plain and simple. Accept it. You can either try to settle it like a real man or you can try to get in a fight again. If you go with the latter, this time you should try and get the drop on him.

Hax
02-26-2011, 00:53
Still nowhere but like I said, it'll make me feel better.

No it won't, believe me. It won't.

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 01:23
It always strikes me as odd that people like to claim a person who beat them wasn't "playing the game" correctly. He beat you plain and simple. Accept it. You can either try to settle it like a real man or you can try to get in a fight again. If you go with the latter, this time you should try and get the drop on him.

beat me plain and simple? no. I've already beat him "plain and simple" earlier this year. Obviously he didn't learn, and decided that rather than try it again he would come up behind me. I will most certainly not try to get the drop on him like he did, because regardless of who he is I am honorable and I don't fight dirty.

pevergreen
02-26-2011, 01:37
Dude, you lost.

You don't get do-overs because you don't think he fought fairly. This aint the middle ages boy.

Your entire attitude, both here, and on facebook screams of "NUH UH, HE COULDNT BEAT ME, IM THOUGH WAAAAAH"

Especially when your recent attitude includes doing this:

"Just ran into my little brothers room, yelled "DAS BOOT", slapped him in the face, ran out."

Woah, theres some pictures I wish I didn't see.

Megas Methuselah
02-26-2011, 03:19
"Just ran into my little brothers room, yelled "DAS BOOT", slapped him in the face, ran out."

Woah, theres some pictures I wish I didn't see.

Yeeeaaaah, I don't think I'm going to be adding you on facebook, PI.

A Nerd
02-26-2011, 03:55
Why do you and the other fella have a disagreement in the first place? Is there trouble in paradise?

Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 07:32
If you beat him, then he'll beat you up, and then you'll beat him up, and then he'll beat you up, until one of you ends up killing the other. So you have two options: stop the cycle now, or kill him now before he has a chance to get you!

Samurai Waki
02-26-2011, 08:57
Anger is like drinking poison but expecting the other person to die. Count your losses and move on, this is petty, and ultimately degrading.

Raz
02-26-2011, 09:05
It may not solve anything, but I'll retain/gain my cred and I'll feel better about myself. [...] I just smiled at him, a big smile in response to his hate-filled expression. Where has that gotten me? Nowhere. Where will beating the ass outta him get me? Still nowhere but like I said, it'll make me feel better.

Because having blood on your hands is the 'cool' thing to do and makes you 'feel good' and retains your 'street cred'.

It's savages that believe in such primitive values, and it's savages that deserve to consign themselves to a cycle of violence.
But if that's what you want, if that's what your heart desires and you have nothing better to do than resolve a petty dispute (and I can assure you: it's school, it's petty), just provoke him until he snaps and make sure he's covered in more blood than you.

have.... fun... I suppose.

miotas
02-26-2011, 10:11
I always enjoyed grinning like an idiot at any agressive people I met during my school years. On the two occasions that two sepparate kids tried to attack me I still kept smiling. One was quite scary I'm told since I was grinning through a face full of blood from my nose. This just caused them to look completely irrational and stupid since because I didn't hit back the situation clearly didn't call for violence.

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 13:22
Why do you and the other fella have a disagreement in the first place? Is there trouble in paradise?

I don't know TBH. Like I said, most people don't like him, and that's probably why. He's just a hostile person for no reason.



Dude, you lost.

You don't get do-overs because you don't think he fought fairly. This aint the middle ages boy.

Your entire attitude, both here, and on facebook screams of "NUH UH, HE COULDNT BEAT ME, IM THOUGH WAAAAAH"


It's true though. If you knew this guy you would know that he is a total puss, like everyone else says. It doesn't matter that it's not the middle ages, he's the embodiment of all that goes against the creed he says every day at JROTC (dishonor, disrespect, physically unfit, a liar, etc.) and most of all he jumped me from behind. So regardless I'm going to get a rematch and I'm going to kick his ass. and that's final.

Cute Wolf
02-26-2011, 13:37
if you decide to be a demon

next time, carry a prussian iron pipe inside your bag, stalk him in the night, and bludgeon him from behind.

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 14:01
i chuckled

Husar
02-26-2011, 14:01
I don't know TBH. Like I said, most people don't like him, and that's probably why. He's just a hostile person for no reason.

That's always a good sign to stop and rethink the situation from scratch.
It sounds like you just accept the situation as it is and don't think a lot about it, maybe he's just that way because nobody likes him and not the other way around?
Of course you're angry at him and what he did was wrong, but now's the time to rethink the situation.

Of course you may have already done so and still come to the conclusion that he is angry for no good reason, but consider that he gets punished for his aggression, you want to become a marine helicopter pilot, you have a goal. I don't know whether or not the marines are looking for brutal thugs but in case they're not I wouldn't risk that goal just to get back at some guy, imagine you hurt him a little more than you actually wanted or he falls the wrong way and then your whole future is that of a convicted felon or whatever it's called in the USA. Maybe this isn't likely but it surely has happened to people before and you should think about whether exacting revenge is worth risking that you ruin your life.
You can always do or not do, but you cannot undo what has been done.

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 14:12
Beating someone up in high school isn't going to stop you from getting into college or the Marine's though...

Cute Wolf
02-26-2011, 14:15
Beating someone up in high school isn't going to stop you from getting into college or the Marine's though...

if you don't get caught.
:wink:

pevergreen
02-26-2011, 14:36
Beating someone up in high school isn't going to stop you from getting into college or the Marine's though...

But doing it for the reasons you are makes you a total tosser.

miotas
02-26-2011, 14:38
Beating someone up in high school isn't going to stop you from getting into college or the Marine's though...

You have been in two fights within the last year, so you should know already, but in case you don't, the human body can be surprisingly fragile at times. You hit him in just the wrong/right spot or you knock him down and he lands on something and you could go down for GBH or even manslaughter/murder. Granted you are a minor so you won't go to gaol and it may not influence your career, but then again it might.

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 14:47
You have been in two fights within the last year, so you should know already, but in case you don't, the human body can be surprisingly fragile at times. You hit him in just the wrong/right spot or you knock him down and he lands on something and you could go down for GBH or even manslaughter/murder. Granted you are a minor so you won't go to gaol and it may not influence your career, but then again it might.

1. whats the other fight? I've been in one in the past year and it was off-the-record aka only a few people know about it.
2. you're talking about a 1-in a-million chance. I'm certainly not going to kill the guy, especially not in a fist fight. don't be ridiculous.

Husar
02-26-2011, 15:08
you're talking about a 1-in a-million chance

People have also won the lottery before.


don't be ridiculous.

Yeah, because you totally weren't unable to move for a few seconds after he hit you and you fell on the ground.
There also aren't just the legal consequences, imagine you make him fall even harder than you did, he gets permanent brain damage of some kind, he becomes the living proof of your aggressiveness, you will have to explain this to your future wife and kids etc. Your whole family will know that you are the one who permanently hurt someone over some petty issue where you can't even say how it started.

Of course it may be unlikely, but it's also a petty issue. The risks may be low, but so are the reasons to beat him up in the first place.
And then consider the gains, if he finds out you have a strong character and don't exact revenge, well, let's just say I used to get into fights with a guy at primary school, but one day I learned that beating him up at the first sign of aggression was not the best way to go and I changed my approach.
In the end I even got invited to his birthday party...

We didn't exactly become best friends but a friendly atmosphere is usually preferable to a violent one and it does feel good when you see that some simple action or inaction can completely change certain things, that your decisions have an impact on others, sometimes in ways you wouldn't expect.

If you do however choose to beat him up, the chain of violence is likely to continue, maybe next time you're even the one who won't get up anymore, considering that you already had some problems last time...

Give it some thought instead of one-liners.

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 15:17
Like I said, the chance is so slim that it's not worth taking into account. I mean come on. That's like saying not to go skiing because some people can get seriously injured.

We are talking about a FISTFIGHT. and one that probably wont last long anyways. UFC fighters beat the living hell out of eachother for minutes on end and don't die or get life-long injuries. A high school fistfight isn't going to end up with someone getting permanently injured.

Husar
02-26-2011, 15:25
Like I said, the chance is so slim that it's not worth taking into account. I mean come on. That's like saying not to go skiing because some people can get seriously injured.

Skiing is a pleasure for everyone involved if noone gets seriously hurt.
Hurting someone for revenge isn't, you already go there with the aim that someone comes out of the affair with serious pain.
Also keep in mind that sooner or later you will hit the pavement again as he sounds like someone who would then get revenge again, but hey, if you like that, go ahead.

a completely inoffensive name
02-26-2011, 15:29
Hit the gym, lawyer up and delete your facebook profile. Then buy a taser and tell him to ride the lightning!

Prussian to the Iron
02-26-2011, 15:46
Hit the gym, lawyer up and delete your facebook profile. Then buy a taser and tell him to ride the lightning!

As always, ACIN has the most wise solution to every problem in the universe.



Skiing is a pleasure for everyone involved if noone gets seriously hurt.
Hurting someone for revenge isn't, you already go there with the aim that someone comes out of the affair with serious pain.
Also keep in mind that sooner or later you will hit the pavement again as he sounds like someone who would then get revenge again, but hey, if you like that, go ahead.

The point is that, while the intent is to hurt him, nothing is going to happen where anybody gets seriously injured. It's ridiculous to think that it will.

a completely inoffensive name
02-26-2011, 15:47
As always, ACIN has the most wise solution to every problem in the universe.

Thank you. :bow:

Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 19:01
Find where he lives.
Creep into his room in the dead of night.
Balance a lit molotov cocktail on his face.
Run away.
Cackle evily

Lord of Lent
02-26-2011, 19:38
Find where he lives.
Creep into his room in the dead of night.
Balance a lit molotov cocktail on his face.
Run away.
Cackle evily

Like he said, but make someone do this for you...

Rhyfelwyr
02-26-2011, 20:40
You should only use physical violence to defend yourself. Picking a fight with him will just make you look petty, because it is petty.

Togakure
02-26-2011, 21:09
Using force to accomplish something is not a good Way. Rather than harm yourself with thoughts of violence and vengeance, consider how to better protect yourself from unjust aggression. Practice your zanshin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanshin); continuous awareness of yourself and your surroundings will go a long way in avoiding situations like the one you have described.

Nothing will frustrate an aggressor more than them not being able to harm you. Remaining calm and in total self control will frustrate them further. Many who resort to such aggression will quickly become disenchanted and look for easier prey. Consider learning how to neutralize aggressive energy by directing it in such a way that it does no harm, or when absolutely necessary, is redirected back at the aggressor.

The ultimate goal of an honorable warrior should always be to restore harmony. Sword of No Sword; win without aggression. An aggressor has already lost.

Paltmull
02-26-2011, 21:11
he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him


Apparently, basically everyone who knows him thinks hes a lil beotch and isn''t surprised that he did what he did. He is now known school-wide as a coward and dishonorable ****.


beat me plain and simple? no. I've already beat him "plain and simple" earlier this year. Obviously he didn't learn



Why do you and the other fella have a disagreement in the first place? Is there trouble in paradise?
I don't know TBH. Like I said, most people don't like him, and that's probably why. He's just a hostile person for no reason.

Hmm... I wonder why...

Beefy187
02-27-2011, 01:27
If all hope is lost, ask uncle Beefy and his Yakuzas to help you out

Anyhow the fellow punched you first instead of punching few hundred other school mate of yours.
There must be a reason why he hates you.

Be careful though. He can't win against you in a fight head on, and if this assault didn't satisfy him. He try to kill you next time.

a completely inoffensive name
02-27-2011, 01:33
If all hope is lost, ask uncle Beefy and his Yakuzas to help you out

Anyhow the fellow punched you first instead of punching few hundred other school mate of yours.
There must be a reason why he hates you.

Be careful though. He can't win against you in a fight head on, and if this assault didn't satisfy him. He try to kill you next time.


Remember kids, school yard fights are always to the death.

Crazed Rabbit
02-27-2011, 01:35
Consider legal avenues as an outlet for your anger ; ie getting charges pressed and getting him forced to pay compensation for any medical costs, pain and suffering, etc.

Also, this guy's in JROTC? Could he not get kicked out for this?

CR

Hooahguy
02-27-2011, 02:24
beat me plain and simple? no. I've already beat him "plain and simple" earlier this year. Obviously he didn't learn, and decided that rather than try it again he would come up behind me. I will most certainly not try to get the drop on him like he did, because regardless of who he is I am honorable and I don't fight dirty.
So if you already beat him up once before, what makes you think he will learn this time around?

Prussian to the Iron
02-27-2011, 04:17
I don't. But like I said, it'll make me feel better.

If it makes anyone feel better, my final decision will be based on what my girlfriend says about it. If she doesn't want me to I won't.

Hooahguy
02-27-2011, 04:25
If it makes anyone feel better, my final decision will be based on what my girlfriend says about it. If she doesn't want me to I won't.
Wait, what?

First off, I didnt know you had one.
Second, dont let her control your life.
Based on everything Ive seen (Im a senior in HS and you seem to be a sophomore), HS relationships rarely last. I only know of one relationship which has lasted more than a year. So dont let her control your life until college (when relationships are more mature and more likely to last, maybe even end up in marriage)- at least.

Its your life. Not hers. You run it the way you want to.

pevergreen
02-27-2011, 05:09
I don't. But like I said, it'll make me feel better.

Beating the crap out of some person would probably make me feel better as well.

So would having sex with my friend.

Assault in the first case, rape in the second.

You may be in America, but you can't assault people because you feel like it.

You're showing the type of behaviour that gets you kicked out of anything that has discipline.

If you do it, you're no better than the guy at the end of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRX1ULuPRw&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dperth%2Bpolice%2Battack%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1

What that guy did at the end there left the man disabled.

think about that.

Populus Romanus
02-27-2011, 05:09
However, she is less likely to be subject to the derationalizing effects of emotions such as anger and hurt pride, and can make more sensible decisions. So I think it is a good idea.

Hooahguy
02-27-2011, 05:12
However, she is less likely to be subject to the derationalizing effects of emotions such as anger and hurt pride, and can make more sensible decisions. So I think it is a good idea.

Do we even know what type of person his girlfriend is? For all we know, shes a "go get 'em tiger" person.

Prussian to the Iron
02-27-2011, 15:07
Wait, what?

First off, I didnt know you had one.
Second, dont let her control your life.
Based on everything Ive seen (Im a senior in HS and you seem to be a sophomore), HS relationships rarely last. I only know of one relationship which has lasted more than a year. So dont let her control your life until college (when relationships are more mature and more likely to last, maybe even end up in marriage)- at least.

Its your life. Not hers. You run it the way you want to.

It's not about controlling me and don't you dare think for a second that it is. I want her opinion on it and that weighs very heavily with me, and thus will probably be my decision on the matter.

Hooahguy
02-27-2011, 16:19
And I quote:



If it makes anyone feel better, my final decision will be based on what my girlfriend says about it. If she doesn't want me to I won't.

Plus we didnt even know you had a girlfriend, so she clearly must be new.

Secura
02-27-2011, 16:36
Plus we didnt even know you had a girlfriend, so she clearly must be new.

Isn't it that Canadian lass that he met in Disneyland?

Hooahguy
02-27-2011, 16:54
Im more curious as to why he didnt make a "I GOT A GIRLFRIEND" thread.

Cute Wolf
02-27-2011, 16:58
Im more curious as to why he didnt make a "I GOT A GIRLFRIEND" thread.

he was affraid if someone hit her

of course

Hax
02-27-2011, 17:49
Don't attract Megas to this thread -- oh, wait, I think it's already too late!

Megas Methuselah
02-28-2011, 00:22
Isn't it that Canadian lass that he met in Disneyland?

Ah. Canadian, eh? Niiiiice.

*throws out condoms in the garbage*

Hey, PI, bro! Where does this girl of yours live? What province? City?

pevergreen
02-28-2011, 09:36
Ah. Canadian, eh? Niiiiice.

*throws out condoms in the garbage*

Hey, PI, bro! Where does this girl of yours live? What province? City?

Weird thing is, I could answer that...

Beefy187
02-28-2011, 12:43
Weird thing is, I could answer that...

Was it on Wikileaks?

Prussian to the Iron
02-28-2011, 20:55
Weird thing is, I could answer that...

tell me you didn't add her.



and she brought a very important issue to my attention: if i get in trouble for it with my parents, it might keep us from seeing eachother. so, as much as it hurts to not do anything, I'll back off. she really doesn't want me to, and I won't, plus now I have an excuse to tell people why I won't fight him.

Cute Wolf
02-28-2011, 21:03
hmm, your parents will intervene on your personal relationships? that was soo... good of them :grin:

Megas Methuselah
03-01-2011, 03:29
tell me you didn't add her.



and she brought a very important issue to my attention: if i get in trouble for it with my parents, it might keep us from seeing eachother. so, as much as it hurts to not do anything, I'll back off. she really doesn't want me to, and I won't, plus now I have an excuse to tell people why I won't fight him.

Tell her I said, "Hi."

pevergreen
03-02-2011, 13:59
she really doesn't want me to


Tell your boyfriend not to fight the other kid

Me and her run your life boy. :whip:

I didn't know Canada had dolphins...

Centurion1
03-02-2011, 14:31
pi you need to face the facts about this girl man jeez.

Strike For The South
03-02-2011, 14:46
This thread makes me sad

Prussian to the Iron
03-02-2011, 19:49
Me and her run your life boy. :whip:

I didn't know Canada had dolphins...

Dude. I'm not even kidding. Do not. Talk to her. I care too much about this girl for some guy I know on an online forum to say something that could **** me over. Please, I am asking you from the bottom of my heart, do not be her friend on Facebook, and don't try to contact her.

Hooahguy
03-02-2011, 20:21
Took a look at your FB page, PI.
You're a Taylor Swift fan?
You lost your man card.
Again.

Plus I see no reference to a girlfriend.
In fact, your profile pic is of you and those cheerleaders. How does your GF feel about that? Or is your GF one of them?

Prussian to the Iron
03-02-2011, 23:31
Took a look at your FB page, PI.
You're a Taylor Swift fan?


Damned proud of it too.


Plus I see no reference to a girlfriend.
In fact, your profile pic is of you and those cheerleaders. How does your GF feel about that? Or is your GF one of them?

She doesn't get on facebook more than like once a week usually, and shes been so sick lately she hasnt gotten a chance to do anything.

that's my profile pic because i dont have a pic of us together unfortunately. she likes that I'm cool enough to take pics with pro cheerleaders, and doesnt take it as more than what it is.


anyway, I'm done discussing my girlfriend here, because like I said I'm not risking her because of some guys on the internet. it's past the point of conversation here, and nobody needs to bring her into anything or talk about her.

Hooahguy
03-03-2011, 00:21
Awww... PI, you never let us have any fun... :no:

Prussian to the Iron
03-03-2011, 01:39
I gave you some rope and you choked yourselves with it. id like to discuss her with you, but if the orgahs are going to be like this then im not going to and i wont let any conversations go on where it does.

Hooahguy
03-03-2011, 02:18
I say we discuss PI's girlfriend without his approval.

Secura
03-03-2011, 02:24
I say we discuss PI's girlfriend without his approval.

I say we play nicely and respect his wishes! :bow:

Hooahguy
03-03-2011, 02:36
I say we play nicely and respect his wishes! :bow:

Where's the fun in that? :beam:

Just kidding.
But really, I also say that he should change his name back to PI.

Secura
03-03-2011, 02:43
Where's the fun in that? :beam:

Well, it seems that he wants to talk about her, he's just apprehensive in doing so; I think that there needs to be a little more respect for where PI personally draws the line between a lighthearted joke and something more upsetting.


But really, I also say that he should change his name back to PI.

It can get mighty confusing, yes! :laugh4:

Prussian to the Iron
03-03-2011, 03:25
Where's the fun in that? :beam:

Just kidding.
But really, I also say that he should change his name back to PI.

if you can stop talking about her, i can do that.

Hooahguy
03-03-2011, 03:27
Deal.

pevergreen
03-03-2011, 07:02
Deal.

No Deal.


Silly boy PI, I'm not out to interfere, I simply was making sure you don't get into a stupid fight.

You can see my friends list, you can see she isn't there...

Megas Methuselah
03-03-2011, 07:59
Did you remember to tell her I said, "Hi"?

Populus Romanus
03-03-2011, 08:24
I never discussed your GF. :snobby:

Hooahguy
03-03-2011, 16:05
No Deal.



Well, its a deal for me. Ill stop talking about his gf if he changes his name back to PI.

BTW, PI, have you noticed how no one calls you "Oorahguy"?

The Stranger
03-03-2011, 17:24
who is PI?

A Nerd
03-03-2011, 19:30
I think PI should change his name back to PI or something else, perhaps, Spanky Spangler or Zippy Zambowski or something to that effect.

Hooahguy
03-03-2011, 19:45
who is PI?

Prussian Iron.

Prussian to the Iron
03-04-2011, 00:23
Deal.

You like my phresh new name?

A Nerd
03-04-2011, 02:45
It's better than Oorahguy. :P Not as good as Spanky Spangler would have been though.

Motep
03-04-2011, 02:50
It's better than Oorahguy. :P Not as good as Spanky Spangler would have been though.

XD

PttI. How appropriate.

The Stranger
03-04-2011, 03:24
Prussian Iron.

who is prussian iron?

Megas Methuselah
03-04-2011, 03:31
who is prussian iron?

The lover boy. :smile:

Prussian to the Iron
03-04-2011, 04:03
The lover boy. :smile:

Truuuuuuuue


who is prussian iron?

moi

Hooahguy
03-04-2011, 04:54
You like my phresh new name?
God bless you!

pevergreen
03-04-2011, 06:39
OMG WHY FRIEND REMOVE ME?

Megas Methuselah
03-04-2011, 07:03
OMG WHY FRIEND REMOVE ME?

Forget the romance, stand up and let's dance.

Populus Romanus
03-04-2011, 07:25
This thread is Epic. All the chaos it has unleashed upon this subforum can only be described as Homeric in its scale.

Hax
03-04-2011, 10:51
This thread is Epic. All the chaos it has unleashed upon this subforum can only be described as Homeric in its scale.

Not yet, then he'd have to find out that that girl from Canada is his sister and pever is his father. That'd work.

Ice
03-04-2011, 21:33
Honestly dude, if this was me, I'd get three of my scariest, biggest looking friends, corner the kid OFF CAMPUS AND AWAY FROM SCHOOL, and beat him to a living pulp. Normally I wouldn't advise this, but the kid was a coward and sucker punched you. It's time to return the favor.

Rhyfelwyr
03-04-2011, 22:59
This thread is Epic. All the chaos it has unleashed upon this subforum can only be described as Homeric in its scale.

Actually it was my girl thread that triggered off this spectacular chain of events. :snobby:

A Very Super Market
03-05-2011, 06:30
Modern US Americans need to learn from the ancestors. Go'on and round up some of your extended family, gang-rough-up the suckers puncher's uncle or 'summat, and start a vendetta.

It's cool, you can build, like, siege towers all over the village. Seriously, the Greeks did it.

Populus Romanus
03-05-2011, 07:32
Honestly dude, if this was me, I'd get three of my scariest, biggest looking friends, corner the kid OFF CAMPUS AND AWAY FROM SCHOOL, and beat him to a living dead pulp. Normally I wouldn't advise this, but the kid was a coward and sucker punched you. It's time to return the favor.Corrected. Dead men tell no tales.:skull:

Megas Methuselah
03-05-2011, 07:33
Modern US Americans need to learn from the ancestors. Go'on and round up some of your extended family, gang-rough-up the suckers puncher's uncle or 'summat, and start a vendetta.

It's cool, you can build, like, siege towers all over the village. Seriously, the Greeks did it.

I am inclined to agree.