Ungrateful audience

[Andres]

So, I danced and sang like an idiot for him, giving an exclusive performance for his Highness the Baby and what did I get as a reward?

Hysterical crying.

Ungrateful audience :snobby:

Lessons learned:

a) the young ones don't appreciate art;
b) the young ones don't appreciate the efforts you go through to make them happy;
c) the young ones don't have taste;
d) the young ones are ungrateful;
e) I'm a great performer, but just like what happened to many other artistic geniuses, the people of my time do not appreciate it. Videos of me will probably be sold for millions of euros after I died, by the very same ungrateful one.

As an artist, I am deeply insulted :mean:

[Monk]

That's why I went with a cat. Cats are nice ~D

Most of the time.
some of the time.
God i hate this little :daisy:

[Secura]

What did you sing? :P

[Andres]

What did you sing? :P


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

It was on the radio yesterday evening and I can't get it out of my head since then. I've been humming it all morning now :shame:

There's something about that song. Every time I hear it, it takes days to get it out of my head.

[Andres]

That's why I went with a cat. Cats are nice ~D


At least the cat just stared at me.

In a very disapproving way.

And then jumped onto something that he very well knows he's not allowed to jump on. I've explained to my cat Socrates at least 500 times that a decent, law abiding and God fearing cat, does not sleep in the kitchen sink. Monsieur refuses to understand, allthough he has been chased away out of the sink with ice cold water many, many times.

[Secura]

There's something about that song. Every time I hear it, it takes days to get it out of my head.

Crikey... you didn't go for those painfully high notes, did you? :laugh4:

[Monk]

Crikey... you didn't go for those painfully high notes, did you? :laugh4:

It'd be offensive to the Bee Gees if he didn't! You sing the stayin' alive, you gotta feel it!

[phonicsmonkey]

See that's where you went wrong. Babies, not so into the late seventies vibe. Try something more up to date next time. My little guy likes dancehall and dubstep. :clown:

[Andres]

Crikey... you didn't go for those painfully high notes, did you? :laugh4:

Of course I did! That's the fun in singing that song! But apparently, His Highness the Baby, is a harsh critic and described my refined voice as a tool of torture. He's probably too young to understand true art :shrug:


It'd be offensive to the Bee Gees if he didn't! You sing the stayin' alive, you gotta feel it!

Indeed.

[Andres]

See that's where you went wrong. Babies, not so into the late seventies vibe. Try something more up to date next time. My little guy likes dancehall and dubstep. :clown:

You mean, something like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYFCcRE25XI

[InsaneApache]

You know where you went wrong don't you? You didn't wear a white suit and a chest wig. Detail dear boy, detail.

[Ronin]

go Bill Hicks's on his ass......yell at him at the very least.

[Populus Romanus]

Try Beethoven. Babies love Beethoven.:yes::baby:

[LeftEyeNine]

You mean, something like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYFCcRE25XI

Your son was ungrateful but we get punished instead.

*notes down to stay away from Dutch way of justice*

[Megas Methuselah]

Try rapping for the kid next time. My nephew loves it.

[Hax]

*notes down to stay away from Dutch way of justice*

Belgian.

We of the Dutch Liberation Front for the Frontroom don't have any connections with this new Belgian form of torture.

[A Nerd]

Caress the child as you sing. Sing softly, he might like that.

[Togakure]

When I was younger I would have cried if you tried to sing Bee Gees to me also. Heathen disco, gah! ... he must have a rock 'n roll Heart. Kitteh too. :smiley: Try some Led Zeppelin.

I like your lil 'uns!

[phonicsmonkey]

Aargh my brain


You mean, something like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYFCcRE25XI

[Beefy187]

You mean, something like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYFCcRE25XI

Hey, awesome video!

[Prussian to the Iron]

sing this for him:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9kT37eIkaY

and yes, you have to have the sinstruments as well.

only then will he be truly happy.


EDIT: I noticed that I accidentally misspelled "instruments" as "sinstruments". However I feel it is actually sorta applicable and will thus leave it as is.

[Hosakawa Tito]

I always find that things are funnier if I'm drunk and my karaoke skills are much improved also. I suggest you do jello shots (http://www.ehow.com/how_2042984_make-jello-shots.html) with junior and try again. Lime in the Coconut is my personal favorite.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Should have put on some Susan Boyle.

[Populus Romanus]

Requiem for a Dream!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKLpJtvzlEI
However, you must be doing something epically violent for this to be applicable.

[Moros]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QksP2YIHjs

That'd do it.