View Full Version : What is the least practical martial art (for seld-defense purposes)?
You tell me what you think (with your country in parenthesis beside it), and then I will put up a poll with all the answers for people to vote on. I am simply trying to gauge public perception. I have a good idea that I know what it will be (at least for the US), but I am curious as to know what others think.
EDIT: Oh, and please do not bash people for their opinion. It would be nice if this could be free from the discussion of the relative strengths and weakness of all martial arts (even the ones that suck, like Judo ~;)).
Beefy187
02-27-2011, 01:08
Judo has the strangling. Its not just what you see in those pesky competition. I think its one of the best.
Visually it looks cool, but the least practical might be Capoeira
Togakure
02-27-2011, 01:23
I'm of the opinion that there is no "least," no "best" (USA). All martial arts have their strengths and weaknesses. Practicality lies more in the nature of the practitioner. A martial art is least effective as a form of self-defense when a practitioner clings to beliefs, habits, and expectations which work contrary to achieving what an art offers.
A related discipline in this context: I have known many musicians who are technically competent, who possess degrees from elite music schools. They are walking music theory, harmony and history computers, they play their notes to near-perfection, yet, they don't understand why judges and other established musicians rate them poorly. Mechanics are only the beginning, a foundation; the art is in making music, and some simply don't understand this or how to go about developing their true musicianship. Aside from those who simply lack that golden spark of true talent, usually it's because egos and self-justifications prevent. There's no room for more water in a glass that's already full.
Kyudou. Coming from someone that has practiced it. Although it's less of a martial art and more a form of meditation.
I'm of the opinion that there is no "least," no "best" (USA). All martial arts have their strengths and weaknesses. Practicality lies more in the nature of the practitioner. A martial art is least effective as a form of self-defense when a practitioner clings to beliefs, habits, and expectations which work contrary to achieving what an art offers.
A related discipline in this context: I have known many musicians who are technically competent, who possess degrees from elite music schools. They are walking music theory, harmony and history computers, they play their notes to near-perfection, yet, they don't understand why judges and other established musicians rate them poorly. Mechanics are only the beginning, a foundation; the art is in making music, and some simply don't understand this or how to go about developing their true musicianship. Aside from those who simply lack that golden spark of true talent, usually it's because egos and self-justifications prevent. There's no room for more water in a glass that's already full.
That is a very interesting take on it Togakure. I will agree with you to a degree, but not completely. You are right that the martial art itself is only part of it, but I do not believe that that makes them irrelevant. Definitely the way that you train will determine how good you can do with the tool that you have, but it is also true that some tools are better than others for their purpose.
Samurai Waki
02-28-2011, 05:47
The least practical? Kung-Fu. Unless you plan on devoting your life to it, it's pretty much a forgone conclusion that you'll only be mediocre at best. Effective? Most definitely.
Jiu Jitsu. If you want to be positively sure you are going to get beat up try using it. Best are kickboxing and judo. Period
The least practical? Kung-Fu. Unless you plan on devoting your life to it, it's pretty much a forgone conclusion that you'll only be mediocre at best. Effective? Most definitely.
lol, can you please be more specific than that? Gong-Fu simply means Chinese martial arts (hard work literally), and there are thousands of highly diverse Chinese martial arts. Many of them are very similar to Japanese and Korean martial arts, and some to Western; others are completely different. Could you specify what types of Gong-Fu you think are useless?
Centurion1
02-28-2011, 18:36
they are all dumb. guns=win
InsaneApache
02-28-2011, 18:51
This has got to be up there....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJxGi8bizEg
they are all dumb. guns=win
Yes, well not everyone carries a gun with them and is willing to use it if someone wants to brawl at a bar. Of course martial arts have their purposes. No one is saying that they make guns obselete.
Centurion1
02-28-2011, 22:02
dont get into fights at bars im 18 and i know its childish and immature. you ruin people nights and if you win the bouncer may beat your ass depending on your relationship and that of your combatants with him. this all coming from the kid who's been kicked at least once out of all the bars in his schools vicinity. BUT THEY ALWAYS LET ME BACK!
I am not advocating picking a fight, but what if you are attacked? Maybe you do not want to kill or maim the person as you can too easily do with a knife or gun. Maybe you just want to stop him.
Centurion1
02-28-2011, 22:41
fights in bars last under 10 seconds if the bouncer isnt a ****bag. no one gets their asses kicked in bars unless they deserve. dont pick fights and fights won't pick you.
Yaropolk
02-28-2011, 22:43
This takes the cake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
fights in bars last under 10 seconds if the bouncer isnt a ****bag. no one gets their asses kicked in bars unless they deserve. dont pick fights and fights won't pick you.
And what if you are attacked in a parking lot with no bouncers around? It has happened to me before, and I am darn glad that I did know at least basic self-defense. Strike is making similar arguments to you in another thread Centurion, but I am sorry, statistics show that you are very likely some time in your life to either be a victim of violence, or have to defend yourself so that you are not a victim.
Centurion1
02-28-2011, 22:47
trust me i can defend myself and i dont need to waste my money on nonsense like that.
trust me i can defend myself and i dont need to waste my money on nonsense like that.
Like what? Sorry Centurion, but what you said (and what started this whole discussion) is that self-defense was dumb. How can you reconcile that with what you just said?
Centurion1
02-28-2011, 22:53
i don't need additional training in some sort of eastern mystic art to be able to take care of myself.
i don't need additional training in some sort of eastern mystic art to be able to take care of myself.
lol, mystic? :P There is nothing mystical about fight/self-defense. Something works on its physical merit, or not. Why do you stereotype Eastern martial arts as mystical?
Centurion1
02-28-2011, 22:56
i think they are stupid for the vast majority of american consumers of them and you will learn nothing. i am bigger i am stronger than most people and i have a mean streak in a fight. i have a modicum of knowledge in pugilism. therefore i will win or i will run. since i am faster and have better endurance than most people i will still win
i think they are stupid for the vast majority of american consumers of them and you will learn nothing. i am bigger i am stronger than most people and i have a mean streak in a fight. i have a modicum of knowledge in pugilism. therefore i will win or i will run. since i am faster and have better endurance than most people i will still win
Yes, I will agree that the way most martial arts (eastern or otherwise) are taught in America is not in a very practical way (unless your goal is simply to not get sued), and that most Americans have bad expectations and do not apply themselves well, BUT, that does not mean that martial arts are useless. You yourself just admitted to knowing boxing.
ajaxfetish
03-01-2011, 00:25
For the least practical defensive martial art, I'm gonna have to go with Masada-style mass suicide.
Ajax
Beefy187
03-01-2011, 01:00
i am bigger i am stronger than most people and i have a mean streak in a fight.
Yet Zangief doesn't always win against Ryu
You must learn Hadouken. Mystical eastern art will make you better.
Samurai Waki
03-01-2011, 02:28
lol, can you please be more specific than that? Gong-Fu simply means Chinese martial arts (hard work literally), and there are thousands of highly diverse Chinese martial arts. Many of them are very similar to Japanese and Korean martial arts, and some to Western; others are completely different. Could you specify what types of Gong-Fu you think are useless?
I didn't say useless, I said impractical. Unless you plan on completely devoting yourself to them. (Xiao Hong Quan, the Da Hong Quan, Yin Shou Gun, etc.)
Centurion1
03-01-2011, 04:16
Yes, I will agree that the way most martial arts (eastern or otherwise) are taught in America is not in a very practical way (unless your goal is simply to not get sued), and that most Americans have bad expectations and do not apply themselves well, BUT, that does not mean that martial arts are useless. You yourself just admitted to knowing boxing.
boxing is a sport not a martial art and is not something like tkd or karate at your local dojo in missouri. you can't not get stronger and tougher in boxing by nature of the sport.
boxing is a sport not a martial art and is not something like tkd or karate at your local dojo in missouri. you can't not get stronger and tougher in boxing by nature of the sport.
Modern boxing is practiced mostly as a sport, but it has its martial roots and people often train in it for self-defense.
Boxing has roots in many cultures, and has taken many forms (http://www.scribd.com/doc/24487743/The-Science-of-Self-Defence-by-Edmund-Price-1867) over the years. It is too simple to classify it solely as a sport. Most people practice TKD solely as a sport, but that does not mean that it is not also a martial art, or that there are not practical martial applications to it.
Centurion1
03-01-2011, 17:42
boxing is practiced in the same style in almost all of america.
The Stranger
03-01-2011, 19:05
Judo has the strangling. Its not just what you see in those pesky competition. I think its one of the best.
Visually it looks cool, but the least practical might be Capoeira
ye... but one can argue its really a martial arts :P its more dancing tbh.
Samurai Waki
03-01-2011, 20:18
I think the big mistake Americans make is thinking that martial arts are meant to be used as a way to disarm an opponent. Which is certainly not what most martial arts (in their original form) were all about. Most were plain and simple in the idea that you must disarm and then kill/neutralize that opponent as quickly and effectively as possible, honor be damned. The training is not really up to par with say Shaolin standards because for one, no American would take the kind of abuse that Shaolin monks willingly put themselves through, and second it would probably be illegal to train with traditional means. This was certainly not meant for some average joe-blow to learn in any sort of serious detail, it was something people devoted their entire lives to, and only the best of the best need apply. American "martial arts" trying to mimic eastern styles are a complete sham, better to go with some sort of Mixed Martial art than Karate.
I think the big mistake Americans make is thinking that martial arts are meant to be used as a way to disarm an opponent. Which is certainly not what most martial arts (in their original form) were all about. Most were plain and simple in the idea that you must disarm and then kill/neutralize that opponent as quickly and effectively as possible, honor be damned. The training is not really up to par with say Shaolin standards because for one, no American would take the kind of abuse that Shaolin monks willingly put themselves through, and second it would probably be illegal to train with traditional means. This was certainly not meant for some average joe-blow to learn in any sort of serious detail, it was something people devoted their entire lives to, and only the best of the best need apply. American "martial arts" trying to mimic eastern styles are a complete sham, better to go with some sort of Mixed Martial art than Karate.
I am asking here about martial arts, and not the way that they are practiced in one country or another. Any (or at least most any) martial art if practiced correctly can be effective, and if practiced poorly or without the proper amount of effort will be useless at best or dangerous to your health at worst. What I am asking about is which martial art do you think is the least effective for self-defense judged solely on its principles and technical aspects.
Ok, here it is!
EDIT: And yes, I know that some of these are considered sports, but they have martial roots and are still some times practiced for martial purposes.
lol, Eskrima? Why would you pick that Moros?
If the couple people I know who practiced it were indicative of the art, then Capoeira.
I trained in a couple martial arts when younger for about two years. The teacher emphasized what he considered the practical portions of the arts. I became faster, stronger, and more confident. I'm not quite sure how much they prepared me for a fight beyond the direct advantaged from those changes.
Preparing for my current job I was trained in a rather small number of moves in a small number of techniques, backed up by practice and theory based on what worked in the field. We also knew going into those classes that we stood a good chance of having to use what we learned.
The latter has served me much better. In the end I imagine it's a combination of how you're trained and your own beliefs and expectations about what you'll need to do with that training.
Major Robert Dump
03-10-2011, 17:10
I don't know many of those arts, but I chose other for SUMO.
I respectfully disagree about Judo and especially Jujistus. Most fights end up on the ground if the first strikes are not KO-inducing sucker punches.
I don't know many of those arts, but I chose other for SUMO.
I respectfully disagree about Judo and especially Jujistus. Most fights end up on the ground if the first strikes are not KO-inducing sucker punches.
I will admit that jujitsu is a lot more practical than Judo, but honestly, I don't think that either of them are especially practical against someone who knows what he is doing. (or against someone a lot bigger than you...and esp against someone a lot bigger than you who also knows what he is doing. ~;))
I will admit that jujitsu is a lot more practical than Judo, but honestly, I don't think that either of them are especially practical against someone who knows what he is doing. (or against someone a lot bigger than you...and esp against someone a lot bigger than you who also knows what he is doing. ~;))
If judo is so unpractical why do judoka's (and kickboxers) dominate in cage-fights. Jiu Jitsu is simply useless. Has two tricks that are practical, one is to get out of a headlock and the other is a palm that kinda paralyses arms
If judo is so unpractical why do judoka's (and kickboxers) dominate in cage-fights. Jiu Jitsu is simply useless. Has two tricks that are practical, one is to get out of a headlock and the other is a palm that kinda paralyses arms
Is a cage fight self-defense? Sorry Frags, I used to have a high opinion of Judo too...till I took a class in it and my 6th rank master instructor could not throw me to the ground. :P I asked what one should do if someone resisted in a certain way, and he tried to show me. I resisted his pull, so he pushed me and tried an Osurigari (Yeah, I probably butchered the spelling :P) on me, and I threw him to the ground using Taiji! He tried again and we both ended up being pulled to our knees, but he almost fell flat on his face. He told me later that it was hard with someone my size, but I don't buy that. A martial art should be able to be applied against someone larger than you. My 160lb. female Wing Tsun instructor easily threw me to the ground, yet my 210 lb, 6' 3" Judo instructor could not. That ruined my opinion of Judo forever. Not to mention, that if you throw strikes in, you will butcher a Judoka.
lol, Eskrima? Why would you pick that Moros?
Actually I misread. :oops: I was going for the most practical. Though of course it depends on the situation you are in: who you are up against, how many and if and what they are armed with. But eskrima looks in my eyes to be one of the more effective.
If least effective Judo would also come to my mind.
Trick is to use other people's weight. Know the 'paralysing' trick by the way, your chest muscles have an upper and a lower segment, hit them just between them with your palm in an upward strike, it hits really hard they'll think you are gawdzillla, try it on yourself
The only time I ever was in a fight I actually did something like that. Not sure if I struck where you say, but it did work... Never had a class of judo though.
Trick is to use other people's weight. Know the 'paralysing' trick by the way, your chest muscles have an upper and a lower segment, hit them just between them with your palm in an upward strike, it hits really hard they'll think you are gawdzillla, try it on yourself
I don't know Frags, I was not impressed. Also, my instructor mentioned that there were strikes in the kata, but said that they were not even taught until the higher ranks, and he seemed to think that they were not very practical. Most judokas I have met and talked to seem to think that strikes are useless.
One experience can't be enough to say judo won't work. He tried a few times, so you can be pretty sure that the instructor has big problems with it. Doesn't mean noone can do it.
Least practical; when a kyodo practicer can extend his/her life with 5 years and have a better quality of life because of that, than can it be called unpractical? The whole point of self defence is living, isn't it?
(I understand what you mean, but there's more to it).
One experience can't be enough to say judo won't work. He tried a few times, so you can be pretty sure that the instructor has big problems with it. Doesn't mean noone can do it.
Least practical; when a kyodo practicer can extend his/her life with 5 years and have a better quality of life because of that, than can it be called unpractical? The whole point of self defense is living, isn't it?
(I understand what you mean, but there's more to it).
Actually Tosa, my instructor is of a very high rank, and pretty active in the local Judo community. I am pretty sure that he is legit, just an arrogant arsehead. (I actually have two instructors who teach the class together. One is a very nice, respectful and respectable older gentleman, and the other is a pigheaded, arrogant old man with a bad attitude.) The one I speak of is the latter. He didn't like me from the beginning of the class because I was big, and I asked a lot of questions about how judo would be used against various strikes. (I didn't ask him most times actually, but the other instructor, who was respectful and helpful) He got the idea that I didn't like Judo because I came from striking styles (which wasn't true, as at that time, I thought Judo was one of the best arts out there...before I tried it), and that I had a point to prove. He was wrong, but he still treated me very rudely to the point where he surprised his fellow instructor.
For example, we were practicing the rear naked choke, and when the fellow I was practicing with set it in on me, I instinctively dropped my chin and turned my head to his elbow joint. It was not on purpose, but simply my first reaction when I felt it being slipped in. He yelled at me for that, and then asked the entire class to pay attention as he demonstrated how to set a choke hold in so that someone could not do that. He got behind me and instructed me to hold my chin up and let him put his hand on my neck, and then he choked me so hard (even though I tapped almost instantly) and would not let go so that I had a hard time breathing a week later. The guy was the biggest #**#$ I ever met, and after I made a point of loudly telling my partner in class one day about the importance of being careful and stopping when someone taps out so that you do not damage them (while accusatorily looking at him), a few days later his fellow instructor told me he talked to him and he was sorry that that happened. After that, he was not allowed physical contact with me again, though his fellow instructor insisted that it was a misunderstanding and that he was not the type who would deliberately do that.
Sorry to go on like that, but my point is, he was pretty unhinged and wanted to teach me a lesson (because I had the audacity to ask what a Judoka should do if someone resisted a throw in a certain way), and I think that he took me for a big, dumb brute and acted pretty recklessly.
Of course that is not the only reason that I think judo is impractical, but when a blackbelt of his rank angrily tries his hardest to throw me twice and fails, I think that is a pretty good case against Judo (and yes, his specialty was arm-bars, not throws, but still...).
Yes, Judo works, but other things work better. I have rolled with and sparred with quite a few Judokas, Hapkidoists, and BJJists, and I have never met one that could throw me or set anything effective on me from stand up. Consequently, I consider that class of martial arts to be the most impractical. I know a Tai Chi master who could woop my arse, and plenty of boxers who could make me hurt (and yet these are considered impractical), and yet no Judoka's, JJists, or HKDists have been able to do anything to me. The only grappling arts that I know of that are worth 2 cents (due to my experience training with people who practice them) are GrecoRoman wrestling, and some forms of folk wrestling.
I don't care if those other arts do well in cage fights or the UFC, until someone can demonstrate their worth to me, I am not buying into it. I will stick with Wing Tsun and Taijiquan. ~;)
Actually I misread. :oops: I was going for the most practical. Though of course it depends on the situation you are in: who you are up against, how many and if and what they are armed with. But eskrima looks in my eyes to be one of the more effective.
If least effective Judo would also come to my mind.
Ok, I was wondering why you picked it! lol. Yeah, a lot of people don't have a high opinion of eskrima, but I have trained with some guys who knew eskrima who could totally kick arse. I have never practiced it myself, but I have a really high opinion of it.
Actually Tosa, my instructor is of a very high rank, and pretty active in the local Judo community.
That I don't question, but one man doesn't represent the whole school/art/sport.
I don't know Frags, I was not impressed. Also, my instructor mentioned that there were strikes in the kata, but said that they were not even taught until the higher ranks, and he seemed to think that they were not very practical. Most judokas I have met and talked to seem to think that strikes are useless.
Not practical as martial arts but very effective in a fight. A fight starts with pushing and this is the gransmaster of pushes. They will think you are build from cables.
Not practical as martial arts but very effective in a fight. A fight starts with pushing and this is the gransmaster of pushes. They will think you are build from cables.
Well, if you don't practice it live though, are you really going to be able to use it effectively? :P
Also, I am not exactly sure I would call it the "grandmaster of pushes", as martial arts like Taiji have some pretty effective pushes. Also Frags, why push 'em when you can punch 'em? :P Seriously, why not crash into them with your fists, and push them backward by beating the snot out of them? :P
Well, if you don't practice it live though, are you really going to be able to use it effectively? :P
Also, I am not exactly sure I would call it the "grandmaster of pushes", as martial arts like Taiji have some pretty effective pushes. Also Frags, why push 'em when you can punch 'em? :P Seriously, why not crash into them with your fists, and push them backward by beating the snot out of them? :P
If I am the one striking first the police is going to hate me as I have done fighting sports. It's a nice bluff, and very easy to pull off.
If I am the one striking first the police is going to hate me as I have done fighting sports. It's a nice bluff, and very easy to pull off.
Ah...well I am of the mind that one should never be the first to strike. ~;) You see, if everyone had that attitude, then you would have no fights. :P
EDIT: And that has much to do with the American legal system. If you strike first, it is not seen as self-defense. (esp if you are a martial artist). (unless you are a woman) The only way you can really get away with striking first is in cases like kidnappings, rape, etc.
Ah...well I am of the mind that one should never be the first to strike. ~;) You see, if everyone had that attitude, then you would have no fights. :P
Well can't always be avoided, live in the city centre where the bars are, things have improved (all bars in my street gone, only restaurants now) but sometimes you can get words with the random druk idiot. Can usually joke my way out but sometimes they are out for trouble. Not going to run either.
Well can't always be avoided, live in the city centre where the bars are, things have improved (all bars in my street gone, only restaurants now) but sometimes you can get words with the random druk idiot. Can usually joke my way out but sometimes they are out for trouble. Not going to run either.
Swallow your pride? Leave? Not say insulting things to begin with? I have found that all these work well. :P
Seriously Frags, the laws are much different over here. One of the guys from my TKD class was in a bar when a raised a bottle and attacked him with it. He punched the guy in the face and broke his nose.
He ended up getting in trouble because he was a green belt (which is not that high) in TKD, and the court felt that he should have been able to resolve the situation without injuring someone. The guy could have killed him with the bottle, but that seemed not to matter to the court.
If you just go and hit someone here and they get hurt, or a fight ensues and someone gets hurt, you are in deep crap.
Swallow your pride? Leave? Not say insulting things to begin with? I have found that all these work well. :P
Seriously Frags, the laws are much different over here. One of the guys from my TKD class was in a bar when a raised a bottle and attacked him with it. He punched the guy in the face and broke his nose.
He ended up getting in trouble because he was a green belt (which is not that high) in TKD, and the court felt that he should have been able to resolve the situation without injuring someone. The guy could have killed him with the bottle, but that seemed not to matter to the court.
If you just go and hit someone here and they get hurt, or a fight ensues and someone gets hurt, you are in deep crap.
In that light: the least effective self defence system would be the most effective one.
In that light: the least effective self defence system would be the most effective one.
The art of fighting without fighting.
In that light: the least effective self defence system would be the most effective one.
No, not at all. I was not referring to his strike, but the fact that he based its effectiveness on striking first. I think that the idea of starting a fight is stupid, not of destroying someone who attacks you. You can use any martial art effectively for either defense or offense. I am simply making an argument that defense is more practical, as offense will get you in trouble (and you really should not do it from a moral standpoint).
The art of fighting without fighting.
Actually, I am of the mind that the goal of a martial art should be the safety of the practitioner, and not to harm ones opponent. I am all for harming one's opponent if the situation calls for it, but only because that is what is needed, and not because that was the goal of your art. To that end, no having enemies and avoiding fights is much more likely to result in your safety than picking fights. Therefore a good martial artist should always seek to avoid fighting.
Swallow your pride? Leave? Not say insulting things to begin with? I have found that all these work well. :P
Seriously Frags, the laws are much different over here. One of the guys from my TKD class was in a bar when a raised a bottle and attacked him with it. He punched the guy in the face and broke his nose.
He ended up getting in trouble because he was a green belt (which is not that high) in TKD, and the court felt that he should have been able to resolve the situation without injuring someone. The guy could have killed him with the bottle, but that seemed not to matter to the court.
If you just go and hit someone here and they get hurt, or a fight ensues and someone gets hurt, you are in deep crap.
That's no different here
That's no different here
lol, then starting violence probably isn't the best idea. ~;)
Not sure about that Frags, as I imagine our laws being about the same as in the Netherlands. I followed bouncer/steward classes given by the police on how to deal with violence. In which we were taught that you can hit first if the person you were dealing with had already began making a possibly treathening move.
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