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Megas Methuselah
03-05-2011, 06:04
I skipped classes but still went to campus. I drank 3 coffees. I found down my bros. I got drunk. I got high. I proposed to a girl. I smoked a couple cigars. Ate a free lunch. Had some more coffee and sobered up enough to go to work.

Also, I think I'm dating a baby mama right now, but my memory of that exact situation is kind of fuzzy. Moreover, there's a Walmart giftcard in my pocket; I don't know where it came from. I suppose it makes up for the missing money that was in my wallet this morning. God gives and God takes away.

A Very Super Market
03-05-2011, 06:18
In that order, Meth?

'Cuz that does sound like a doozy.

Populus Romanus
03-05-2011, 07:29
I got high. Where do you live?

*calls police*

Megas Methuselah
03-05-2011, 07:31
Where do you live?

*calls police*

Amms-sta-damn.

But yeah, it was all messed up. Feels weird.

Husar
03-05-2011, 13:51
What with the girl you wanted to marry lately?
You're being totally unromantic here, what a messed up day indeed. :no: