Uncle Sam Wants Me [Archive]

Tuuvi

03-17-2011, 16:07

Wow. So she can't sing without putting effects on her voice, she's only sort of cute, and the music execs think they can make money off of her? Oh and the girl sitting in the front seat of the car has a gigantic wart on her face.

Rhyfelwyr

03-17-2011, 18:28

Yesterday was Thursday!
Today it is Friday!
Tomorrow it is Saturday!
And the day after is Sunday!

I'm 98% that was a spoof...

Hax

03-17-2011, 18:56

My reaction on IRC:

-ahem-

[18:54:12] <TheMadArab> WHAT THE :daisy: IS THIS :daisy:
18:54:14] <TheMadArab> :daisy: IT TO :daisy: AMERICA
[18:54:20] <TheMadArab> I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU WHEN I LISTENED TO BOB DYLAN
[18:54:23] <TheMadArab> MARRIED YOU WHEN I HEARD THE BAND
[18:54:24] <TheMadArab> AND NOW THIS?!

GeneralHankerchief

03-17-2011, 19:13

As an American, I would sincerely like to apologize.

For everything.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

03-17-2011, 19:18

One of the dumbest but funny things I seen recently. :laugh4:

LeftEyeNine

03-17-2011, 19:22

The chick (actually I'm not even sure if I'd be labeled a paedo for calling her such) has gone a new meme lately and I wondered who the owner with one of the stupidiest smiles I've ever seen belonged to. And uh...

Curiosity cripples the cat....for life.

LeftEyeNine

03-17-2011, 19:24

I SEE MY FRIYYEEEAAAANDS *gives that creepy smile again*

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUAAAAAAOOOOH MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

LeftEyeNine

03-17-2011, 19:32

Dying slowly (http://www.deveoh.com/video/829-rebecca-black-friday-slowed-down).

Lemur

03-17-2011, 20:19

I thought everyone knew this was a cover of the famous Bob Dylan song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM

CrossLOPER

03-17-2011, 20:34

Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

thefluffyone93

03-17-2011, 20:58

@Lemur

Yeah, but Bob Dylan isn't a 14 year old girl who is in the middle of puberty.

I SAY BURN IT, BURN IT AAALLL!!!

LeftEyeNine

03-17-2011, 21:15

@Lemur

Yeah, but Bob Dylan isn't a 14 year old girl who is in the middle of puberty.

And also the fact that his discography does not include such a song after all.

Gregoshi

03-17-2011, 21:57

If everyone would stop harping on this, her 15 minutes would be up. I saw it once (worst song ever? I don't think so. Bad, yes), but with everyone complaining about how bad it is, they keep trying to throw it in my face at every turn. Do us all a favor and resist the urge to share links to it.

LeftEyeNine

03-17-2011, 22:02

But, Greg-sensei it is...

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

Husar

03-17-2011, 22:29

Thank you, LEN, that was funtastic!

Oh and the girl sitting in the front seat of the car has a gigantic wart on her face.

Should she feel bad about that and hide at home or were you just pointing this out? ~;)

CrossLOPER

03-18-2011, 02:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ReCtipPac

Ibrahim

03-18-2011, 04:31

Yeah, I dont think Ive heard a worse song. Ever.

not even Justin Beiber?

drone

03-18-2011, 05:47

There is a special circle of Hell reserved for the users of Auto-Tune.

PanzerJaeger

03-18-2011, 06:08

Wow. What happened to pop music? When I was in high school, this girl was ruling the charts. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4&feature=relmfu)

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/BRITNEY.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4&feature=related

Sure she couldn't sing and was a walking example of the worst excesses of American pop culture, but dyaam.... she made up for it in other ways.

Tuuvi

03-19-2011, 07:01

Thank you, LEN, that was funtastic!

Should she feel bad about that and hide at home or were you just pointing this out? ~;)

lol I was just pointing it out because usually in these kinds of videos the girls have their faces plastered with makeup or if their blemishes or too bad they don't get the part. I thought it was funny because it showed they didn't even try to make the video "good"

Wow. What happened to pop music? When I was in high school, this girl was ruling the charts.

Sure she couldn't sing and was a walking example of the worst excesses of American pop culture, but dyaam.... she made up for it in other ways.

I remember when I was about 8 or 9 I had a friend who had a crush on Britney Spears and he told me he wrote about her in his diary

Jaguara

03-19-2011, 07:36

Wow. So she can't sing without putting effects on her voice...

Excuse me?!?

She cannot sing even with effects on her voice...

drone

03-19-2011, 12:58

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/18/rebecca.black.ppl/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Her mom paid a company $2K to put the video together. :laugh4:

LeftEyeNine

03-19-2011, 13:09

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/18/rebecca.black.ppl/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Her mom paid a company $2K to put the video together. :laugh4:

I'm pretty sure that you ignored the fatal part of the news on purpose.

One thing is for sure: She'd definitely like to sing with him. "I have Bieber fever," she told GMA. "I am in love with Justin Bieber. [A duet] would make my life!"

FIREDAY FIREDAY WE'LL INCINERATE THEM ON FIREDAY

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

Tuuvi

03-20-2011, 02:56

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/18/rebecca.black.ppl/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Her mom paid a company $2K to put the video together. :laugh4:

Well that explains a lot about the video.

Reenk Roink

03-20-2011, 20:08

I thought everyone knew this was a cover of the famous Bob Dylan song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM

This song is pretty good actually.

Hooahguy

03-20-2011, 20:52

By far the best commentary on the video so far:
WARNING: LANGUAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ9XIP6XNXs

LeftEyeNine

03-20-2011, 21:21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c&feature=player_embedded

To make up for the damage you were exposed.

Jaguara

03-20-2011, 22:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c&feature=player_embedded

To make up for the damage you were exposed.

Oh my god...I am not a fan of Death-Metal, but that is by far the best version of this song I have heard.

I have a lot of respect for Bob Dylan, but this song is a steaming pile of **** no matter how you look at it. It never should have been released in the first place, and then we wouldn't ever have had to listen to this shrill, chalkboard-sctraching, mortally wounded cat scream of a voice.

Louis VI the Fat

03-20-2011, 23:37

I think the video and song are great.

It is just a thirteen year old, in a vanity video. I think when I was thirteen I played with plastic dinosaurs.

Jaguara

03-21-2011, 00:19

I think the video and song are great.

It is just a thirteen year old, in a vanity video. I think when I was thirteen I played with plastic dinosaurs.

I bow in respect, for you can truly can see the beauty in all things.

Hooahguy

03-21-2011, 00:27

I still find it hilarious that she, at 13, wants a ride from her friends who look as young as she is.
And they are driving a convertible.

Jaguara

03-21-2011, 01:33

I still find it hilarious that she, at 13, wants a ride from her friends who look as young as she is.
And they are driving a convertible.

Never been to Beverly Hills, eh?

Hooahguy

03-21-2011, 02:35

No, why? Do 13 year olds drive cars?

a completely inoffensive name

03-21-2011, 02:51

No, why? Do 13 year olds drive cars?

13 year olds in Beverly Hills own convertible cars bro.

a completely inoffensive name

03-21-2011, 02:53

The funny thing is that everyone whines about how bad the song is, when they don't even realize it isn't the worst song ever made. It's so bad it is a parody of modern pop. Here is the worst song ever, it is bad but not so bad it is a parody. So there is nothing redeeming about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

Motep

03-21-2011, 04:05

I do not like it. Do I hate it? Not really. But that is not the song's fault, it just takes a lot to make me hate.

Besides, how can you hate something that brings you so much joy? I mean, if this poo was never released, nobody would have responded to it, and my last twenty minutes would have been much less enjoyable.

Strike For The South

03-21-2011, 08:10

So.

Much.

Autotune.

LeftEyeNine

03-25-2011, 15:00

Bad Lip-reading has a different take on what the story is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U&feature=player_embedded

thefluffyone93

03-26-2011, 18:28

So.

Much.

Autotune.

And yet, it still is terrible.
Guess Auto-tune can't make everyone a singer....
*cough T-pain cough*

edyzmedieval

03-27-2011, 00:08

And yet, it still is terrible.
Guess Auto-tune can't make everyone a singer....
*cough T-pain cough*

I'm a huge fan of T-Pain, and everyone keeps hating on him because of his auto-tune. He can sing WITHOUT auto tune, he just wants it that way.

And he's the only one who makes auto tune sound good. The others are crap.

And on topic, Rebecca Black... Charlie Sheen got jealous she stole his spotlight. :laugh4: