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Beefy187
03-31-2011, 02:35
What happened after Chinese Zodiac 1 (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?127171-Chinese-Zodiac-Mafia-April-slot-1)...

Previously, the Dog and the Snake eliminated other animals from the Chinese Zodiac.
As a result, year of the Dog and year of the Snake came one after the other. Making the Dogs and the Snakes very pleased.

However lowly animals in the other world wasn't too pleased. They felt that Chinese Zodiac calender with only year of the Dog and year of the Snake is inferior to its rival.... 12 ecliptical constellations. To rebuild the once mighty Chinese Zodiac, 12 modern day popular animal stood up and started to plan rebellion against the Dogs and Snakes.

Noble Council members.
Human
Cat
Pigeon
Bat
Shark
Tuna
Kangaroo
Crocodile
Turtle
Rat
Horned Beetle
Bear

"So noble councilors! It is time for the new age to begin! Take those dirty dogs and snakes down the center stage. It is our time to shine! Us real animals!!"

Amongst the encouraging roars two familiar noise was heard. Barking and a rattle of a snake.
The members looked at each other in a gaze of suspicion. And started to question each others real identity.
Indeed the Dog and Snake was amongst the members, trying to turn down this revolution before it gets any larger.

"They are amongst us gents!" someone shouted. "Kill the faulty one and let us restore the honour of the once mighty Zodiac with our bare hands!!!"

So the discussion to lynch the hidden spies has started..
Discussion which can decide the outcome of our world has started..


Looking for 12 players to play each of the new Chinese zodiac council animals.
The system is exactly the same as the previous Chinese Zodiac mafia. Where the leader of the day is the only to decide the outcome of the vote. Others job is to convince him to lynch someone.

To make it slightly easier for the townies, I will shuffle the order of the vote with random org and won't tell anyone the order. Leader of the day will be announced each morning. As soon as he votes the day will end.

There is two mafia who gets 1 kill per night as a team. There is no other town roles.
Towns goal is to eliminate the two mafia, Dog and Snake in disguise. And mafias goal is to eliminate the town.

Now I would like 12 wonderful players and I look forward to starting this game.

List of players 12/12
Human (Secura)
Cat (Subotan)
Pigeon (Death is Yonder)
Bat (TheFlax)
Shark (robbiecon)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Turtle (autolycus)
Rat (LocalGod)
Horned Beetle (Zack)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

thefluffyone93
03-31-2011, 02:48
Oho, oh yes please!

Beefy187
03-31-2011, 02:57
Sorry Fluffy and everyone who joins. I forgot to say this.
Please choose the animals as you enter the game. Option is the following.

Human
Cat
Pigeon
Bat
Shark
Tuna
Kangaroo
Crocodile
Turtle
Rat
Horned Beetle
Bear

In the game you will be role playing these animal
Cheers :bow:

johnhughthom
03-31-2011, 03:25
In, I'll take tuna, so long as fluffy doesn't want it?

Double A
03-31-2011, 03:56
Awesome, a kangaroo! I have a hat made out of one.

thefluffyone93
03-31-2011, 04:33
Oh, then I will choose....
the crocodile!

Imma be in ur watering hole, messin up ur drinkin!

Double A
03-31-2011, 04:35
Oh, then I will choose....
the crocodile!

Imma be in ur watering hole, messin up ur drinkin!

http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/krokorok.jpg

thefluffyone93
03-31-2011, 05:49
no, thats krokorok!
You're looking for Krookodile!

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/krookodile.jpg?t=1301546947

Double A
03-31-2011, 05:53
Krokorok looks more BA. Even more if he had actual sunglasses.

Askthepizzaguy
03-31-2011, 08:18
I'm A BEAR!!! I'm in!

Subotan
03-31-2011, 10:39
I'll be the kitty!

Askthepizzaguy
03-31-2011, 10:40
Fluffy.... is the crocodile. Fluffy is now pointy.

Tuba Son.... is the kitty. Tuba is now fluffy.

Pizza is now confused. And hungry.....

Subotan
03-31-2011, 10:53
And I'm allergic to kitties to boot

thefluffyone93
03-31-2011, 18:05
Fluffy.... is the crocodile. Fluffy is now pointy.

Tuba Son.... is the kitty. Tuba is now fluffy.

Pizza is now confused. And hungry.....
Its almost like I divided by zero!

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/Melting-Face.jpg?t=1301591125

robbiecon
03-31-2011, 20:13
I'll be a shark! IN

http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/18/news/midcaps/dreamworks/sharks_tale_deniro.jpg

Ibn-Khaldun
03-31-2011, 20:23
Since I was the Rat last time then I will be .. the Rat this time as well. Hopefully, I will survive this time.

autolycus
04-01-2011, 16:15
Count me in as the Turtle.

TheFlax
04-02-2011, 01:18
In to be completely played by the mafia again, as the bat.

Beefy187
04-02-2011, 01:36
3 spots left. Human, pigeon and Horned Beetle is still waiting to be filled.

Double A
04-02-2011, 04:40
Human? Who would want to be one of those jerks?

Zack
04-02-2011, 04:45
Horned beetle

thefluffyone93
04-02-2011, 06:24
Pigeon?
PIGEON?!

WHO WOULD WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE FLYING RATS?!?
(I live in NYC, and they are just like rats here; they are EVERYWHERE you don't want them to be)

Beefy187
04-02-2011, 07:14
They revolve into Pidgeot. Thats something right?

Double A
04-02-2011, 08:20
No no no, they evolve into Pidgeoto, THEN Pidgeot!

Subotan
04-02-2011, 11:53
Pidgey had to be the most boring Pokémon of all time.

Until Pidove came along.

Death is yonder
04-02-2011, 13:03
In please :bow:

I'll take the pigeon :tongue:

Beefy187
04-03-2011, 00:44
Only one spot left.
Now who wants to be the Human?

Double A
04-03-2011, 09:56
Pidgey had to be the most boring Pokémon of all time.

Until Pidove came along.

I'm going with Bidoof. Even Ratatta was more exciting to fight.

Secura
04-03-2011, 13:59
I'll take the Human then! :bow:

Beefy187
04-03-2011, 14:03
I was about to send a invitation to you Secura san. Thanks for joining!

Game starting. Commencing write ups.
EDIT: Oh dear.. This is going to take a while. I'll try to send the rest of the pms tomorrow morning. If I can't finish by then, the game start is going to be the day after. Sorry guys. please bear with me.

Askthepizzaguy
04-03-2011, 16:19
please bear with me.

ROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!

Double A
04-03-2011, 18:23
ROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!

:laugh4:

Beefy187
04-04-2011, 01:31
About 3 left to go and I have to leave soon. I should have some time later to do this, hopefully.

Zack
04-04-2011, 01:36
About 3 left to go and I have to leave soon.
As ATPG so eloquently put:


ROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!

Beefy187
04-04-2011, 07:52
All pms are now sent.
I'm sorry that I had to do it in rush, so some has different format, some are shorter and some are missing pictures.

I have to leave in 10 min, so I am going to do the starting write up tomorrow. Bear with me :curtain:

Askthepizzaguy
04-04-2011, 07:58
All pms are now sent.
I'm sorry that I had to do it in rush, so some has different format, some are shorter and some are missing pictures.

I have to leave in 10 min, so I am going to do the starting write up tomorrow. Bear with me :curtain:

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/polar_bear.jpg



1.... 2.... 3..... NOT MAFIA!

Vote: Whoever doesn't say "not mafia".

Double A
04-04-2011, 12:13
Crikey, I'm not mafia! I'm too loveable!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MSxAklDWYXc/S88bNX4I5pI/AAAAAAAAADk/6VoUTIokKzs/s1600/roadkill_damage_01.jpg

Oh, whoops, ya weren't supposed to see me cousin Steve!

http://www.interestingfacts.org/facts-images/kangaroo.jpg

There I am, ain't I the darnedest thing? I came all the way from Mythstralia ta get here, yes I did.

Subotan
04-04-2011, 12:25
I'm not mafia! But I'm playing mafia... so I'm in a mafia looking for a mafia.

Oh nooooo (http://inception.davepedu.com/)

thefluffyone93
04-04-2011, 20:52
Crikey, I'm not mafia! I'm too loveable!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MSxAklDWYXc/S88bNX4I5pI/AAAAAAAAADk/6VoUTIokKzs/s1600/roadkill_damage_01.jpg

Oh, whoops, ya weren't supposed to see me cousin Steve!

http://www.interestingfacts.org/facts-images/kangaroo.jpg

There I am, ain't I the darnedest thing? I came all the way from Mythstralia ta get here, yes I did.

Crikey, we both have the same accent!

Beefy187
04-05-2011, 01:04
Night 0 Summery

"I heard the barking and the sizzling I swear"
"No you're right. I heard it too."
"Me too!"
"Shut up pigeon"
"Ok then. If there is a impostor amongst us I say we fight em back! We pick someone every day to lynch someone until we can be assured that the threat is over. If we lynch you wrongly... Well consider yourself a necessary sacrifice for the greater cause. "
"Aye!"
"Shut up pigeon"
"Ok then. Lets do a lottery to pick the first leader"

So the animals wrote their names on paper and mixed it up on the box. One of them walked up and picked up a paper.

"Rat your up! Your in charge of todays discussion."

Rat ran up on the stage and started observing the days discussion.

Start day 1. Local God is the leader of the day. His vote will be the only effective vote


List of players 12/12
Human (Secura)
Cat (Subotan)
Pigeon (Death is Yonder)
Bat (TheFlax)
Shark (robbiecon)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Turtle (autolycus)
Rat (LocalGod)
Horned Beetle (Zack)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead

Zack
04-05-2011, 01:19
Might as well kill of the shark, put him out of his misery. He's like a fish out of water.

Double A
04-05-2011, 01:22
Do it before this series Jumps the Shark.

Oh wait, it's a mafia game. The shark gets jumped when sign-ups close.

thefluffyone93
04-05-2011, 01:32
Blimey, what's a shark doing out of the ocean?
That don't make a lick of sense, mate.

robbiecon
04-05-2011, 01:36
A shark is a fine noble creature, who over time has become accustomed to breathing overground, and indeed talking. One need only look at the Bluntnose Sixgill Shark to see how much we have come on. They are not dangerous to humans, unless of course they are provoked.

Zack
04-05-2011, 02:09
They are...dangerous to humans
Watch out for this one, Human!

Secura
04-05-2011, 02:17
Watch out for this one, Human!

I think we should all fear the sarcastic tuna. :P

TheFlax
04-05-2011, 02:36
LocalGod should determine today's lynch randomly.

Beefy187
04-05-2011, 05:52
The gracious host has provided fish tanks to the Shark and the Tuna because he is gracious.

Ibn-Khaldun
04-05-2011, 07:41
I have a day to rhink about it, right?
In that case I will vote after I get back from work.
Though in my eyes that huge cat could be one of the bad guys... :tongue:

Askthepizzaguy
04-05-2011, 08:45
it's obviously the tuna. Give it to me, I'll take care of it....

johnhughthom
04-05-2011, 13:43
I think we should all fear the sarcastic tuna. :P

I see you with that loaf of bread, human. You just want a sandwich.

We all know which species is most dangerous, which of us has the human not hurt in some way?

Askthepizzaguy
04-05-2011, 13:44
Tuna trying make bear think.

BEAR NOT THINK. BEAR WANT EAT TUNA!!!!

Zack
04-05-2011, 14:09
it's obviously the tuna. Give it to me, I'll take care of it....


I'll take care of it....


....

Ellipses! Askthepizzaguy is assuredly mafia!!

Askthepizzaguy
04-05-2011, 14:47
Ellipses! Askthepizzaguy is assuredly mafia!!

PIZZABEAR EAT HORNY BEETLE!

Crunch crunch crunch.

Secura
04-05-2011, 15:29
We all know which species is most dangerous, which of us has the human not hurt in some way?

I can't help it, I was born this way; the proposal for a new Zodiac is humankind's chance to put right all their wrongdoings, though. :P

thefluffyone93
04-05-2011, 22:07
PIZZABEAR EAT HORNY BEETLE!

Crunch crunch crunch.

I SOwant to make a comment on this.....but it would be highly inappropriate.
But, crikey, how many animals have humans whose fame was based off of me?

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/im_crocodile_dundee_07_66059.jpg?t=1302037603

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/badass-irwin.jpg?t=1302037620

Ibn-Khaldun
04-05-2011, 22:52
Vote: Subotan

We, rats, don't like cats.

thefluffyone93
04-05-2011, 23:08
Do you like gnats?
Or perhaps bats?

Subotan
04-06-2011, 00:30
OK, so I've just stumbled in tonight after coming back from the pub, and I;ve drank four pints today, so I'm in not much of a state to argue my innocence, but I'm a townie really. If you want proof, the only thing I can give you is that a dog would never pretend to be a cat, and that a cat would never ally with a dog.

Beefy187
04-06-2011, 00:58
Cat AKA Subotan is lynched.
Stand by for write up.

Askthepizzaguy
04-06-2011, 01:38
CAT HAVE NINE LIFE ANYWAY.

DONT WORRY. EVERY THING GONNA BE RIGHT (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4&feature=player_embedded#at=22).

Beefy187
04-06-2011, 03:26
Day 1 summery

After hearing everybody speak, the rat has decided that the cat was the impostor.
Hearing this, cat argued back furiously.

"Fumeow! This is absurd! I demand a democracy! I demand equality and justice!"
Calmly the turtle stood up and replied.

"Democracy isn't always the fair system. In these kind of situation where everyone is on the equal position, what separates us would be something trivial like looks, wits and lack of hatred against the fellow. In democratic method of majority rules, members like sharks, rats, crocodiles, humans, bears etc... Those who eats and those who rules would be disadvantaged. So while it won't be the best, this method where random member amongst us would decide who is to be lynched would be slightly better method then the one that cat proposed"

Everyone in the room went "oo" and nodded in agreement. Even the cat for one moment. Immediately realizing that he is in danger, he decided to gamble on his final move.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OZPzpWnkxAM/THDPgMnDriI/AAAAAAAADTE/avOvBH21HhM/s1600/PussInBoots.gif

This worked wonders on couple of members. Especially the human who was completely melted by it. Pleading the innocence of the cat.

"Look Mr rat. This cute little thing can't possibly be the dog or the snake."

The rat shook his head and said
"Too bad human. See I am in charge of todays vote, and the rule book says I have the right to lynch the person I voted for. Rules are rules and without rules it would be anarchy and chaos. And finally, I for one would love the world without cats."

Suddenly cat found him self surrounded by army of rats. Everyone, even the big fellow like Bear who saw no threat in this dirty little thing was suddenly frightened by the presence of the army.. For long they have been mistreated by those who fears their past glory. Today the rats would show that they can mean trouble if they wants to. Sending a clear signal of warning with their eyes burning for revenge.

"I... the representative of all living rats and its cousins. Declares that this cat may be an impostor. In the name of the council of new Chinese Zodiac, he will meet death by rats."

Cat, whom have not lost his dignity bravely prepared for the fight.

"If you want me dead.... Come get me."

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQjAPn4O37i-0nij9D9MjCbZ4r6FZLUNsF7Gg-06N9pC9n2xZgMQ

His body got larger and larger. Bake Neko or the ghost cat came back into the scene of history after over hundreds of years of silence.
Against this was armies of rats. Thousands and millions of rats, ready to greet the fearful ghost with pain and agony.

http://www.squidge.org/~mrs_fish/fakes/xf/fantasy/army-of-rats.jpg

After a long battle, the ghost cat was finally decapitated by the rat with the little help from other power horses.
Slightly injured representative of the rat nodded at his comrades for the good work and dismissed the council.

"Hopefully we got one just then. Now stay safe tonight. Watch your back."

They retreated to their respective quarters, leaving the corpse of the dead cat.


List of players 11/12
Human (Secura)
Pigeon (Death is Yonder)
Bat (TheFlax)
Shark (robbiecon)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Turtle (autolycus)
Rat (LocalGod)
Horned Beetle (Zack)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 1/12
Cat (Subotan)

Start night 1. Orders in within 24 hours :bow:

Subotan
04-06-2011, 10:13
"Fumeow! This is absurd! I demand a democracy! I demand equality and justice!"
Calmly the turtle stood up and replied.

"Democracy isn't always the fair system. In these kind of situation where everyone is on the equal position, what separates us would be something trivial like looks, wits and lack of hatred against the fellow. In democratic method of majority rules, members like sharks, rats, crocodiles, humans, bears etc... Those who eats and those who rules would be disadvantaged. So while it won't be the best, this method where random member amongst us would decide who is to be lynched would be slightly better method then the one that cat proposed"

Everyone in the room went "oo" and nodded in agreement.
I actually laughed at this, well done! Ah well, good luck finding the scum, town!

Ibn-Khaldun
04-06-2011, 11:22
I actually laughed at this, well done! Ah well, good luck finding the scum, town!

Huh, and I thought that we got one?!

Askthepizzaguy
04-06-2011, 12:22
Huh, and I thought that we got one?!

ROOOOAAARRR????

Translation: Why on earth would you think so, my good man?

Subotan
04-06-2011, 18:32
Huh, and I thought that we got one?!
Hehe, Freudian slip there?

Beefy187
04-07-2011, 05:52
Night 1 Summery

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBqsWGNQZTLEibqd-p_-sHX90OkXBFvvqHBrUZiwdMQSzwLLmg

For a mad animal who joined a club which is planning to tip the world upside down by declaring war on those who rules the world, Pigeon was an pacifist.
He was often ignored and made fun of for his character, but he took it on well, telling him self that it is a necessary casualty to get a bunch of unique and very different animals together.

Whether if they knew this or not remains in a mystery. But the pigeon was chosen as the first casualty.
As soon as he noticed the danger he was in, he went ninja and made him self into thousand of different pigeons... Instead of just plain grey and white, there was red, blue and yellow pigeons as well just for kicks.. but it didn't stop the attacker.

One by one, the pigeon dropped dead. By the time other animals heard what was going on and ran to the scene, it was all over.

All animals got there just around the same time from different direction so the suspect remained unknown. They decided that the threat is far from over and chose the next leader.

They picked a name out of the box and decided the human to be the leader of the day.



List of players 10/12
Human (Secura)
Bat (TheFlax)
Shark (robbiecon)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Turtle (autolycus)
Rat (LocalGod)
Horned Beetle (Zack)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 2/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1

Secura (Human) is the leader of the day. Start day 2! 24 hours to submit the vote in.

thefluffyone93
04-07-2011, 05:57
Egads!

That human is gonna kill me to make herself a pair of boots and a purse!

Death is yonder
04-07-2011, 12:47
Looks like someone wanted some bird meat last night :skull:

TheFlax
04-07-2011, 13:48
How does the voting order work exactly? Since Rat never was first on the list...

autolycus
04-07-2011, 15:38
It's random/secret, this time around. I'm suspicious of rat, personally. He was in the last Zodiac, and I thought he died, but somehow he's back. Besides, who'd suspect the rat of actually being the dog or the snake? I mean, most would disqualify him on size alone. But me, I smell a rat.

TheFlax
04-07-2011, 16:43
Interesting. One of the debates of the previous game was trying to figure out who would benefit the most from each night kill. It failed, but it did give us more information than this.

I'm still for random this round, not enough info to pick someone to die.

Secura
04-07-2011, 19:20
Interesting. One of the debates of the previous game was trying to figure out who would benefit the most from each night kill. It failed, but it did give us more information than this.

The randomised voting system works in our favour to some extent; while we're going to have to rely on in-thread behaviour more, the random aspect does make it tougher for the mafia to kill people and implicate them based on voting order, which is what Pizza/Joooray did to great effect in the last game.

I'd like to hear the input of others too; inactivity will only help the mafia and given that one of the victors last time won by lurking, I won't allow anyone to pass under the radar.

Double A
04-07-2011, 21:09
It's random/secret, this time around. I'm suspicious of rat, personally. He was in the last Zodiac, and I thought he died, but somehow he's back. Besides, who'd suspect the rat of actually being the dog or the snake? I mean, most would disqualify him on size alone. But me, I smell a rat.

The dog and snake were randomly chosen. You're trying to get us to pay attention to size when it matters not.

johnhughthom
04-07-2011, 22:08
Is that sweetcorn you're hiding under thos robes Secura?

Secura
04-07-2011, 23:08
Oy, stop picking on me, snarky; I didn't choose to be human! :P

Secura
04-08-2011, 00:35
Still got about six hours or so to make a decision; is there a specific person you'd like to see lynched or would you rather we defer to randomisation again?

Askthepizzaguy
04-08-2011, 00:41
BEAR WANT EAT FISH.

Double A
04-08-2011, 01:06
Still got about six hours or so to make a decision; is there a specific person you'd like to see lynched or would you rather we defer to randomisation again?

Right now we have a 1 in 5 chance of nailing the snake or dog. But if we keep doing that, it's going to get harder and harder to find post paterns and slip-ups the mafia will hopefully make. I guess random would be OK for another round, but I don't like the low level of discussion it's been generating.

Askthepizzaguy
04-08-2011, 01:10
Right now we have a 1 in 5 chance of nailing the snake or dog. But if we keep doing that, it's going to get harder and harder to find post paterns and slip-ups the mafia will hopefully make. I guess random would be OK for another round, but I don't like the low level of discussion it's been generating.

KANGA.

IS THAT ROO IN POCKET, OR YOU HAPPY SEE ME.

Double A
04-08-2011, 01:18
Roo is at home. :curtain:

thefluffyone93
04-08-2011, 01:43
The dog and snake were randomly chosen. You're trying to get us to pay attention to size when it matters not.

Double A does make a fair point, and apparently he was the only one analyzing the posts.
Auto's post makes it look like that he is trying to divert attention.

Every other post seems to be just roleplay, like ATPG's posts.

Secura
04-08-2011, 03:00
Well, it's 3am and I can't stay awake any longer; was hoping to hear from more people, but discussion's largely been quiet. :<

I randomised the vote and got a '3', so vote: robbiecon.

I'm off to sleep, night gents.

TheFlax
04-08-2011, 07:06
Good choice as any I suppose. Next round, everyone not voting should propose a candidate and give some sort of reasoning as to why choose that person. If we don't do that, it will be easy for some people to slink in the background hoping to be overlooked.

Beefy187
04-08-2011, 08:17
Day 2 summery

The leader of the day... and the ruler of the world human chose the shark to be lynched.

Perhaps its the destiny of any influential figure, but anything that fellow does is expected to be met with eyes of suspicion and strong disagreement.
"Human, I hope its not the revenge of Jaws" calmly said the Shark. "I thought we've settled that before."
"No shark. Its nothing personal. I just chose you on random...And why would I hate you for the movie WE made?"
"Ok then. Is it because of shark fins? You want to make it in to a soup do you?"

Shark grinned and started to convince other animals.
"This human thinks he has the right to do anything he wants to do to you animals! He wants to lynch me because he wants shark fin soup. Next is going to be bear paw noodles and Tuna can. Kangaroo jerky and Crocodile skin bag. Turtle soup with Rat satay as side dish. Heck it might be you next Horned beetle. Fly far far away bat! While you can. Humans will find you. Eat you. Make a business out of you against your will. We are his slave!"

Human knew he had to be humble in these kind of situation. He had to be extra delicate and careful upon speaking with these animals.
But yet again it was the wise turtle who saved the day.

"I thought we agreed that this method is the best way to do this" he said. "We may all hate the human. But it was we who chose to let him in the council. And once we are in the council we all have equal right to speak up their thoughts. Yes the humans may be what you think he is. But that is not a effective reason to prevent you from getting lynched."

Once again all the animals went "oo" and now they were persuaded to help the human to complete what he decided. To lynch the shark.

Shark was invincible in his fish tank. He was given a fairly large fish tank so he can swim around without any stress. Making him a hard target to kill.
After a discussion they figured it was the best method to break the glass first and getting him out of the water. So the animals evacuated out of the room.

"You... You are going to take me on alone?"
Shark dirtied the water so he was harder to spot. And his fin out the surface.
"START THE MUSIC" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zMMpuwGN_H8/TVS8caPFalI/AAAAAAAAI3k/yuUEu5J-sDw/s1600/shark_fin2.jpg

Facing this challenge, human sat there and thought the best method. He then came up with the best.
Against the massive fish tank, humans got in the room with massive tank.

"Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger! Attack 10, Defense 10, Agility 5! Upon engaging... RUN RUN RUN!"

"FIRE!"
http://www.dday-overlord.com/img/chars/char_tigre.jpg

Large explosion and Shark was thrown out of the water. Barely alive.
Human carefully adjusted the aim and fired the second barrage. This time it wasn't bullet but human shot a Tuna.

"Golden Tuna shot! Its super effective!" shouted the bat.

Indeed it was super effective. Human got over the debt of Jaws, and Tuna managed to pay back the long suffering of his ancestors. Bat managed to see the Tiger Tank and others... Well they got to lynch the guy they wanted to lynch.

They retired to their quarters. Hoping that this is all over.

Askthepizzaguy
04-08-2011, 09:25
Bear like tuna.

TheFlax
04-10-2011, 03:37
I am sorry to say that I will not be able to continue playing this game. I arrived in Mexico yesterday as part of a hastily organized trip with a friend and it appears that the internet is very limited at the resort where I am staying. This means I will be inactive from the Org until friday, which mean missing most of the game. For the record, when I signed up I did not even know I would be travelling.

I hope you can find a substitute or a fix for this. Apologies again. :bow:

Beefy187
04-10-2011, 07:09
Night 2 Summery

Being one of the smallest around, he didn't expect to be targeted this early.
He flied as fastest as he could, trying to get away from the attacker. But he was locked in the room.
And slowly he was cornered.

"Think you can get away from me?" said the attacker.
He could. Easily in theory. Small and agile Horned Beetle should be able to get past him.
But he sensed a immense pressure. As if theres no escape route.

Brave Horned Beetle made the only choice available. Risk his life and charge to avoid certain death.
And he lost the gamble.

.............................................................................................

It wasn't until next day that others found the Horned Beetle dead.
They grieved at the loss of brave small warrior. And promised revenge on the killer.
They picked an name out of the box and decided the bear to be the leader of the day

Askthepizzaguy is the leader of the day. Start day 3

List of players 8/12
Human (Secura)
Bat (TheFlax)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Turtle (autolycus)
Rat (LocalGod)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 2/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2

Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2011, 13:12
Oh jeez, I was hoping my turn would come later.

Listen, guys, I have fun fun fun stuff I have to do IRL, such as try to figure out how I'm going to afford a new car, since mine keeps dying. I need ALL of you to please PRIVATE MESSAGE ME your top TWO suspects.

I will select from those. If you don't participate in this request then I might excuse you from the game, no offense. I need your assistance, please.

johnhughthom
04-10-2011, 13:57
Why pms?

Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2011, 14:01
Why pms?

Because it's that time of the month for me.

thefluffyone93
04-10-2011, 16:09
Because it's that time of the month for me.

.....................
.....................
.....................
oh, I get it!
.....................
you disgust me.

johnhughthom
04-10-2011, 16:24
.....................
.....................
.....................
oh, I get it!
.....................
you disgust me.

Me no get it, clearly pizzaman is saying it's the time of the month all the bills come in and all the paperwork needs done.

What ever did you think he meant? Preferably answer with one of those lovely pictures you are so fond of so I am in no doubt.

thefluffyone93
04-10-2011, 16:44
Me no get it, clearly pizzaman is saying it's the time of the month all the bills come in and all the paperwork needs done.

What ever did you think he meant? Preferably answer with one of those lovely pictures you are so fond of so I am in no doubt.

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/girl-rage.jpg?t=1302450228

johnhughthom
04-10-2011, 17:01
https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/girl-rage.jpg?t=1302450228

:inquisitive:

Zack
04-10-2011, 18:36
Man, I always die early at the org. :no:

Double A
04-10-2011, 18:40
jht, google PMS... but first drink a bottle or two of wine.

Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2011, 19:08
Here's the deal, two people voted for Autolycus. I'm sorry I don't have more time for this, I gotta run.

Vote: Autolycus

And I'm sorry about this, my friend.

Double A
04-10-2011, 19:21
An octuple post? That's new.

Double A
04-10-2011, 19:22
You can stop posting now, Pizza.

Zack
04-10-2011, 19:26
Saved for posterity.

https://i.imgur.com/JAFeF.png

Double A
04-10-2011, 19:34
You're missing three.

TinCow
04-10-2011, 19:39
An octuple post? That's new.

Forum just had a technical hiccup. I cleaned those up.

:creep:

Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2011, 23:58
Forum just had a technical hiccup. I cleaned those up.

:creep:

Thank you, I was wondering why my posts kept disappearing.

That's embarrassing as all heck.

Edit: Also, I'm here until 10:30. I can discuss suspects and even change my vote if necessary. Please continue to try to persuade me.

Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2011, 06:25
Seriously? Come on guys, we can do better than this. Do it for Beefy.

I know that this game doesn't lend itself well to activity and discussion, but that's the town's biggest handicap and it's easy to overcome, just by responding to simple questioning. If you had to pick someone to die, who?

I only got 2 or 3 responses. That's not good.

Beefy187
04-12-2011, 14:08
Sorry for the wait guys. I was busy for the past two days.

autolycus is lynched. Stand by for write up :bow:

Beefy187
04-12-2011, 15:09
Day 3 Summery

Bear took an fairly democratic approach and asked the players to tell him 2 top suspects.
When he saw that not many have done what he asked to, he roared and picked the turtle to be lynched.

"ROAR! Turtle! You be lynched okay?" he said. Picking the turtle up and preparing to toss him into a pot of boiling water.

"Wait wait!" said the turtle. "So I may not be talking on thread. But on the write up, I'm doing the wise guy role. More so then the human in fact. Imagine the world without me. It would be an disaster."

Bear thought for a minute then decided to disregard his pledge. "Shut up Turtle! Human are smart enough for me."

"Do you know the story of Achilles and the turtle? Its said that Achilles....Meaning the human can never catch up with turtle. Now that seems to be strange as the humans are soo much faster then the turtle. But this makes perfect sense without using silly trick like an hare sleeping in the middle of the race. See the humans are indeed faster then the turtle but...."

The lecture went on and on. For hours the animals sat there listening to the wise word of the Turtle. Nodding and shocked in awe. But eventually the Bear remember that he is in charge and finally threw him in the pot.

"BEAR IS HUNGRY! BEAR WANT TURTLE PIZZA!" he said.

Turtle was crunched into tiny little pieces. Bear no like sharing, He ate the whole thing.


List of players 7/12
Human (Secura)
Bat (TheFlax)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Rat (LocalGod)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 5/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3

Start Night 3! Orders in within 24 hours!

Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2011, 16:12
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

thefluffyone93
04-12-2011, 21:52
Turtle Pizza?
Why not turtle soup?

Secura
04-12-2011, 22:58
I believe that autolycus was a good choice; there was something off about his accusation of LocalGod (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134254-Chinese-Zodiac-Mafia-2-The-rise-of-the-new-council.&p=2053290637&viewfull=1#post2053290637), it seemed entirely baseless and somewhat lazy, if I'm honest.

However, I'm not sure what to make of LocalGod himself; he makes this comment (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134254-Chinese-Zodiac-Mafia-2-The-rise-of-the-new-council.&p=2053289898&viewfull=1#post2053289898) regarding the Subotan lynch, is questioned about it by both Subo and Pizza... and then not only fails to respond, but doesn't make an appearance in-thread from there onwards.

I'm uncertain whether that is simply inactivity or something more, but that's the only suggestion I have currently; there's been very little to interpret otherwise.

Subotan
04-13-2011, 00:18
LocalGod does seem like a good candidate - I was expecting a retort from him when I pointed out his slip, yet he managed to escape.

Askthepizzaguy
04-13-2011, 06:04
I'm not confident Auto was guilty. I think he was simply busy.

It seems to me the shark writeup was more spectacular than the others. I think Shark was guilty.

Going to point the claw of pwnage at the Kangaroo now. Although Bear is upset that he did not eat the tuna.

Bear want tuna.

Double A
04-13-2011, 07:22
Crikey, I'm a herbavore mate! Tuna's bad for me gums!

Askthepizzaguy
04-13-2011, 07:42
Crikey, I'm a herbavore mate! Tuna's bad for me gums!

Bear not trust plant-eater. Plant-eater no like meat-eater. Want revenge. Bear eat them first.

Double A
04-13-2011, 08:18
Oh yeah, well guess what I saw th' other day.

http://www.rodsguide.com/bears/eating.jpg

That's roight ya bearocrite, berries!

Askthepizzaguy
04-13-2011, 08:58
Oh yeah, well guess what I saw th' other day.

http://www.rodsguide.com/bears/eating.jpg

That's roight ya bearocrite, berries!

Bear not picky, and likes meat. There not enough meat to satisfy bear, gotta eat other things.

Never enough to feed bear. Bear eat you all.

thefluffyone93
04-13-2011, 22:01
Egads, mate!
Just what the bloody 'ell is going on?
All this talk o' food has got me belly a'rumblin!

Put in spoilers for some dismemberment of some yummy gazelles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9KXRHk3AkU&feature=fvwrel

Askthepizzaguy
04-13-2011, 22:16
BEAR EAT YOU TOO, SCALY FISH WITH BIG TEETH.

BEAR EAT ALL OF YOU!!! ROOOOAAARRRRR *foaming at the mouth, covered in blood*



Ahhh... it's good to be bear.

thefluffyone93
04-13-2011, 22:23
Well, you can't do a Barrel Roll, can ya, mate?
But me and you, we gotta stick together!
We've been here since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, and we survived.
We are clearly superior to these younglings.
Mate.

Double A
04-13-2011, 22:30
He can't do a Barrel Roll, but he can do a Bearrel Roll.

thefluffyone93
04-13-2011, 23:47
He can't do a Barrel Roll, but he can do a Bearrel Roll.

Oh.....

OH....I SEE WHUT U DID THAR.

HERP DERP

Subotan
04-13-2011, 23:54
calm down bro there's space on the page for everyone

Askthepizzaguy
04-14-2011, 03:59
At this point, I am beyond winning or losing. From now on, every post I make, will be nothing but bear noises and talking about eating tuna.

I am enjoying being a bear wayyy too much for it to be remotely healthy.

Beefy187
04-15-2011, 00:46
Night 3 summery

http://api.ning.com/files/I68Y*4KaO7Abd2EyCI1ylZNhPKYHzuGQPP4wcDHOAzyUNNt-qVcC*7tGPr1w*CexxxW2-W8NRC6k8yMOEc3t9t7hLX6ah*et/vampire_teeth1.jpg

He's been flying around everywhere, gathering information.
"John 1! Found something?"
"No George 48.. The ninja squadron has found nothing juicy."
"Get the mighty 7s and the Holy Knights to search the east corridor. Also get the observers to report in what they found."
"NEWS George 48! All observers were found dead!"
"What?? Impossible! Our espionage net work can't be detected!"

"Unless your up against us....."
The voice was so cold, it gave chills to everyone present.
"Well Bats. Its a massive effort to get rid of all of you. Unlike those silly pigeons, you are greater in numbers are you actually fight using something other then dump bombs. But its my impression that killing your leader will take care of all of you."

"You will try!"
The bats immediately formed a combat formation and attempted to provide a deadly strike on its foe.
The attacker dodged the attack and took out 2 bats while doing some flips.

"George 48 was it? ARE YOU IN CHARGE?"
When George 48 realized the danger he was in, he was already dead.
But the bats continued to attack.

"Hmm.. strange. So some other fellow is in charge."
The attacker quickly observed the whole room, and found the leader. While the rest was providing a attack, one of the bat was trying to escape the room.

"The door is locked baby!" said the attacker and gave the escapee the deadly wound.
The rest of the bats disappeared. As the attacker made an feast out of the dead corpse.

............................................................................................

Yet again the animals gathered. Realizing they were late to rescue.
They moaned the death of a valuable member. And promised revenge on hes foe.
They picked a name out of the box and decided the Tuna to be their leader of the day.


List of players 6/12
Human (Secura)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Rat (LocalGod)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 6/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3

Start Day 4! Johnhughthom (Tuna) is the leader of the day!

johnhughthom
04-15-2011, 00:48
Start Day 4! Johnhughthom (Tuna) is the leader of the day!

Hmmm, I wonder who I could vote for. If only a certain animal had been threatening to eat me all game it would have made my choice soooo much easier.

Askthepizzaguy
04-15-2011, 00:55
Hmmm, I wonder who I could vote for. If only a certain animal had been threatening to eat me all game it would have made my choice soooo much easier.

BEAR.... EAT.... TUNA!!!

*bloodshot eyes, foaming mouth. The other animals try to hold the bear back, but they have much difficulty. The snarling bear is incensed, and will stop at nothing to kill Tuna.*

Double A
04-15-2011, 01:05
Crikey, mate! Yer worse than a starving koala who just saw a eucalyptus tree!

thefluffyone93
04-15-2011, 02:22
Crikey, mate! Yer worse than a starving koala who just saw a eucalyptus tree!
Crikey, mate! We can't start a sentence without this phrase, can we mate?
Bloody 'ell.......

And that bear seems to be right buggered out on eating that tuna!

Double A
04-15-2011, 02:31
Crikey, mate, you're starting to sound like some kind of pommy.

johnhughthom
04-15-2011, 09:51
Who does this delicious tuna vote fot then people?

Secura
04-15-2011, 10:50
Fluffy, Double A and yourself are acting so much like your usual selves that it's pretty difficult to get a read on you, while Pizza's maintaining his usual p-p-p-poker face. LocalGod looked scummy earlier, but has completely dropped off the radar since, don't know if this is lurking behaviour or inactivity.

I remember that I advocated three lynches in the last game and was incorrect on all three counts; however, I'm somewhat cautious about lurkers considering that Joooray won last time by flying completely under my radar with minimal activity.

So, I'd suggest LocalGod today; if that doesn't do it, I think Double A or Fluffy bear further scrutiny.

Askthepizzaguy
04-15-2011, 11:16
Tuna give bear Kangaroo. Bear hungry.

thefluffyone93
04-15-2011, 15:35
Fluffy, Double A and yourself are acting so much like your usual selves that it's pretty difficult to get a read on you, while Pizza's maintaining his usual p-p-p-poker face.

So, I'd suggest LocalGod today; if that doesn't do it, I think Double A or Fluffy bear further scrutiny.

Thats roight, lassy! I be speaking in this Australian accent 'til we win or I go belly up!
So don't you mind me, but that rat does look mighty suspicious now don't he, mate?

johnhughthom
04-15-2011, 15:49
I'm going to Vote: LocalGod, might not get a chance to get online again before the phase ends, but keep the talk coming.

Ibn-Khaldun
04-15-2011, 16:21
And why my? I am as cute as any other mouse.. Also, I haven't done anything bad.. except killing that cat on day one but.. heh.. the cats are evil!

Askthepizzaguy
04-15-2011, 20:14
And why my? I am as cute as any other mouse.. Also, I haven't done anything bad.. except killing that cat on day one but.. heh.. the cats are evil!

BEAR SAY YOU FLINCHED

thefluffyone93
04-15-2011, 20:45
Bear says flinch.....hard to argue against something that can rip your face off!

Vote: LocalGod

johnhughthom
04-15-2011, 21:51
Tuna too afraid to ask crocodile if he understands the game.

thefluffyone93
04-15-2011, 22:04
Crikey....I forgot the rules.
Consider that a suggestion.

Beefy187
04-16-2011, 00:59
Local God is lynched. Stand by for write up :bow:

Beefy187
04-16-2011, 02:38
Day 4 summery

As soon as the judgment was announced, the battle which everyone has dreamed of was to be hosted in this room.
Tuna was to face rat. On papers there is only one winner. Tuna is bigger, stronger. Especially in water, rat doesn't stand a chance. But these kind of battles aren't on paper.

Tuna took a orthodox approach. He enchanted him self and became a flying horned Tuna.
http://www.uoko.co.jp/recipe/img/fish-mekajiki.jpg

Aiming carefully at the helpless small thing, he charged.

But rat was no creature who would die so easily. After all he was the only one who survived the purge of the Dog and the Snake.

Rat was no creature who would die the same way as the others did. Multiplying ninja style was so 1950s. He took a different approach.

http://www.infogirl.org/img/Mar05/skull2.jpg

"RUN!!! THE BLACK PLAGUE RETURNED!"
With that terrifying scream of the human, everyone in the room evacuated. Leaving the Tuna and Rat in the highly contaminated room.

Tuna could see that he only had a few minutes to live in this condition. He flew up high and blew a hole in the roof. Getting some fresh air. Then charged at the rat trying to escape.

"You ain't leaving my friend... Not while my fin is moving!"
Tuna continued to charge, not very effective in getting a small target.
While rat kept on dodging, and slowly poisoning the poor chap.

After 10 minutes of a duel, Tuna was back to normal Tuna. And rat was still alive.
"Sucked in!" triumphantly announced the rat, running away from the room.
Weakened Tuna out of the water he loves, took the final and the only option available.
He took a huge hop and swinged his tail as strong as he could.

Clean hit on the rat. He was slammed on a wall. Then Tuna body slammed the rat. Making him quite dead.

Tuna called for help. Which was hesitatingly achieved.
Tuna back in his water tank declared the meeting end and wished everyone good luck.

List of players 5/12
Human (Secura)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 7/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4

Askthepizzaguy
04-16-2011, 08:15
BEAR WANT EAT POINTY TUNA.

thefluffyone93
04-16-2011, 18:26
BLOODY 'ELL, THAT AIN'T NO TUNA, MATE!

HE'S A BLOODY MARLIN!

Beefy187
04-17-2011, 05:45
Night 4 summery

Dark cloud covered Australia.
He only wanted a cool swim. And occasional Wombats, emus or even silly humans entering his creek every now and then.
It was never his intention to do anything more then taking Australias reputation higher.
He definitely didn't volunteer to do a frontal war with the two tyrants of the animal kingdom. If he knew this was going to happen, he wouldn't have crawled out of Australia at all.

But if he were to be attacked, then he was strong enough to defend him self.
Indeed the attacker seemed to be in trouble, facing such a large opponent. With steel hard crocodile skin.

"How should I deal with you now?" said the attacker.
"Heres a suggestion mate. You bite me and I bite you. Its a fair battle. Who ever gives up loses."

Crocodile grinned, thinking that he was being smart.
Obviously his teeth was stronger then that of his enemy.
But the attacker thought for a minute and nodded.

"Okay. I'll take your deal"

He quickly moved and bit the crocodiles tail.

"CRICKEY! OI that hurts mate!!"
Crocodile attempted to bite the opponent but he couldn't reach him.
"Thats not fair!!" cried the crocodile. But he couldn't do anything but scream in agony.

.................................................................................

Eventually, animals gathered to find the corpse of crocodile in the morning.
Humans wanted to make a bag out of it while the bear wanted to eat his brains. Kangaroo.... Well he didn't mind giving him a kick to avenge the life lost against this brutal one. But Tuna stopped them all, slapping their heads with his tail. They all agreed that the Kangaroo should be the leader as he havn't had his chance to vote.

Kangaroo stood and sang Australian national Anthem. Before the bear could sing the Canadian national Anthem, he declared the start of the meeting, carefully deciding who to vote for... Knowing this could indeed decide their fate.

List of living players
List of players 4/12
Human (Secura)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 8/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
Crocodile (Fluffy) killed Night 4

Double A
04-17-2011, 07:26
Alright mates, tell me who you think is the dog or snake, even if yer dead. Me'n someone else are the only real ones here, else the game would've ended already. Let's catch us a lying bugger!

Askthepizzaguy
04-17-2011, 09:32
Dude... Bear want tuna, okay?

Ya get it now? Bear, want, tuna.

thefluffyone93
04-17-2011, 17:51
https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/Intense-Rage-Guy.jpg?t=1303059096

Secura
04-17-2011, 19:22
Me'n someone else are the only real ones here, else the game would've ended already.

This is a very odd statement for you to make.

You state that yourself and one other player are the only remaining townies, which suggests that you believe two of the remaining players are mafia; in that case, the outcome of this lynch is irrelevant even if we lynched one of the remaining two, thus the game will end in mafia victory... I have to wonder though, how do you know that we have failed to lynch any scummers thus far, unless you are one yourself?

Double A
04-17-2011, 20:49
Well, the way I see it is this:

I lynch a mafia (hopefully).
Mafia kills someone tonight.

That would mean that there's 1 mafia and 1 townie left. While this would normally be a "FUUUUUUUUU-" scenario for town, it isn't this game, since there is a 50/50 chance the remaining townie would get the opportunity to choose the lynch.

There have been role-reveals every death. I'm assuming they're 100% accurate and that we haven't killed a mafioso yet. If we have, then we have a better chance of winning.

Secura
04-17-2011, 22:38
That would mean that there's 1 mafia and 1 townie left. While this would normally be a "FUUUUUUUUU-" scenario for town, it isn't this game, since there is a 50/50 chance the remaining townie would get the opportunity to choose the lynch.

I see no mention of this in the opening post that discusses rules and mechanics...

Double A
04-17-2011, 22:39
It's not random? I thought it would be random after all everyone went.

Secura
04-17-2011, 23:21
It's not random? I thought it would be random after all everyone went.

The general consensus for mafia games is that when the town-mafia ratio is 1:1, the mafia have won; if there are two remaining mafia as you so claimed, then surely the game is lost already and it doesn't matter who you lynch?

Double A
04-18-2011, 01:06
This isn't a regular mafia game, Secura, or have you not been paying attention to the lynches?

Askthepizzaguy
04-18-2011, 05:50
*groan* I hate to point a finger at Secura here, because I don't want her to get mad at me if I am wrong, and even if I'm right, it wouldn't really make her day. But I am split on Secura and John.

I hate to go for john, because the ONLY reason I'd go for him is because I can't read him and he's fooled me too many times in a row. That's a lame reason to go for someone. And yet, avoiding going for him because of that is also lame.

I can't decide. This is your game to win or lose, Double A, pick who you want.

Double A
04-18-2011, 05:59
I'm going to wait for his input before deciding.

Again, dead animals, you're free to comment. You may have gained some sort of clarity upon your deaths.

johnhughthom
04-18-2011, 11:51
Human must die.

thefluffyone93
04-18-2011, 13:49
Crikey, I never even got a chance to be the leader....
Only the human would kill to stay in power!
RAWR KILL.

Secura
04-18-2011, 14:41
This isn't a regular mafia game, Secura, or have you not been paying attention to the lynches?

You're just deflecting my arguments without a valid response, though; that's mightily frustrating.

Earlier, you claimed that there was only one other townie remaining aside of yourself, but you still haven't explained how you are aware of this; you claim that there's been no revealed scum in the writeups, yet alignments are not revealed upon death anyway, just as was the case in the previous game.

Nor are you able to properly explain how you know that this game will not adhere to 1:1, despite the fact that it's one of the innate rules of mafia; if the final day begins with one mafia and one townie, why would it go to lynch when the mafia could just stab him or whatever? Why does everyone bar myself seem to ignore this fact?

If you're correct that there are currently two town and two mafia, then the game is already lost no matter who you lynch; with all your flimsy rebuttals, I only have one conclusion to make... Double A, j'accuse.


Crikey, I never even got a chance to be the leader....
Only the human would kill to stay in power!
RAWR KILL.

And yet I don't have the power in my hands, since I'm not controlling today's vote.

Yesterday, I suggested that today's lynch should be levied at either yourself or Double A as you were both next on my list of suspects; what I didn't realise at the time, is that the both of you were the only remaining players who had not controlled the day vote, since I had it on D2, Pizza on D3 and JHT on D4.

Your death meant that Double A came into control of the vote as the sole remaining player who had not previously had the opportunity; stands to reason that a mafioso is now in control of the vote, thus the game is over... he's just toying with us.


*groan* I hate to point a finger at Secura here, because I don't want her to get mad at me if I am wrong, and even if I'm right, it wouldn't really make her day.

This makes me sound like a cry-baby!

Basically, if you have a valid reason to vote, I'm more than fine with that, but when it's a case of "Secura's gone quiet, let's ignore the fact that she may be having real life issues!" as it was in CoV, then I have something to say about it! :D

Double A
04-18-2011, 15:47
You're just deflecting my arguments without a valid response, though; that's mightily frustrating.

Earlier, you claimed that there was only one other townie remaining aside of yourself, but you still haven't explained how you are aware of this; you claim that there's been no revealed scum in the writeups, yet alignments are not revealed upon death anyway, just as was the case in the previous game.

Nor are you able to properly explain how you know that this game will not adhere to 1:1, despite the fact that it's one of the innate rules of mafia; if the final day begins with one mafia and one townie, why would it go to lynch when the mafia could just stab him or whatever? Why does everyone bar myself seem to ignore this fact?

If you're correct that there are currently two town and two mafia, then the game is already lost no matter who you lynch; with all your flimsy rebuttals, I only have one conclusion to make... Double A, j'accuse.

I thought they were revealed, that could mean there is only one scum. That's considerably better. This is just a theory, but I think that if I lynch the wrong animal today (or first mafia) and mafia kills tonight, there is a chance that the random voting order will continue. Hopefully a townie would get it, then they would be able to lynch the other player (aka mafia).

And... uh... if you haven't noticed, I'm horrible at rebuttals. I always have been. :embarassed:

autolycus
04-18-2011, 19:03
I think Secura's scum and likely the only scum left. In a game where only one person gets to vote each day, the 1:1 rule isn't necessarily binding. In my large Buffy game, an outright majority was required for any given scum team to win. She wanted to get one of the two who hadn't had vote control lynched yesterday, in which case a murder last night could have given the vote back to her. Kill her, kill her dead.

Secura
04-18-2011, 20:17
She wanted to get one of the two who hadn't had vote control lynched yesterday, in which case a murder last night could have given the vote back to her.

This statement would hold more water if I hadn't suggested LocalGod for the lynch yesterday; I suggested Double A/Fluffy for today's lynch.

Furthermore, would I not have had to rely on the numbers game to receive the vote again? Had the two people who hadn't controlled the vote been lynched/killed, it would have resulted in a 25% chance to get the vote control again, against Pizza/JHT/LocalGod.

I don't deal in chances that low, I'm afraid.

Double A
04-18-2011, 21:10
But 50/50, that might be a chance you're willing to take...

Askthepizzaguy
04-18-2011, 21:50
Kill Secura.

Secura
04-18-2011, 21:55
But 50/50, that might be a chance you're willing to take...

Those are still unfavourable odds; I don't deal in off-chances or maybe-maybe-nots, Double A.

You've heard the opinion of all three living players aside of yourself, you should just end it; your behaviour thus far is indicative of mafia, so it's probably a moot point at this stage anyway.


Kill Secura.

I think you're too late, Pizza.

Double A
04-19-2011, 07:14
Pizza and Secura have been extremely vocal, but jht hasn't said much at all. I did that as mafia in a Dethy game with Secura and Sasaki, just waiting for the town to rip itself apart and sit on the sidelines... so why wouldn't he?

vote: jht

Askthepizzaguy
04-19-2011, 07:15
Trouble is, his townie act is the same way. He will vote, but don't expect to see a big case laid out on someone.

Double A
04-19-2011, 07:17
I know, but he normally does a bit more than one post.

Askthepizzaguy
04-19-2011, 07:18
I know, but he normally does a bit more than one post.

I would think he'd be more active as mafia. But! We will see who is right... and who is dead.

Beefy187
04-19-2011, 09:29
Round over. Stand by for write up

Beefy187
04-19-2011, 09:49
Day 5 summery

The Kangaroo pointed straight at the Tuna. Declaring him the witch.
"The Tuna isn't talking too much. He must be guilty!" he said.
"He must be guilty!" echoed the second one in the pocket.

The Tuna was taken out of the fish tank and crammed in a bag.

"I AM ROGER JR!" Shouted the kangaroo and he started to punch the fish in the bag.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMgnez2LJo2h3CvabDM-v3N-xINxIGh7wttXtLy807PVTRyQT3IQ

On the 26th combo punch (20 from the adult roo and 6 from the kid in the pocket) Tuna was no more.

Kangaroo dismissed the meeting and wished the remaining 3 good luck.

List of players 3/12
Human (Secura)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 9/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
Crocodile (Fluffy) killed Night 4
Tuna (johnhughthom) Lynched Day 5

johnhughthom
04-19-2011, 16:21
gurgle.

Askthepizzaguy
04-19-2011, 16:30
Bear warned you it was hu-mon.

Now, bear eat tuna.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/grizzly_bear_attack.jpg

Double A
04-19-2011, 20:43
Crap, I hope my theory proves correct... or that Secura forgets to send in an order. :sweatdrop:

Askthepizzaguy
04-19-2011, 23:12
Crap, I hope my theory proves correct... or that Secura forgets to send in an order. :sweatdrop:

Secura won't forget to send in an order. I hope she kills you so at least bear will survive game.

Beefy187
04-21-2011, 00:14
Night 5 summery

He felt that his life was threatened.
He hoped that his instinct was incorrect.
But he hurried nonetheless.

Whether if its Dog or Snake. He was strong enough to fight them back. He could take on both if it was necesarry. But years of tyranny told him it wasn't just because of pure strength that those animals have been ruling this planet.

"Gods of old. Heroes of the past. I need your help. Protect your beloved humble animal, who means no harm to others. Protect him from those who threatens his life."

He started singing sacred chant. Hoping to rivive them.

"I am rat" said the first one. "You are bigger then me. And you lynched me. I hate you" he disappeared.
"I hate you too" he said. Then started to rivive the second.
"I am rabbit. You eat me. I hate you"
"I hate you too"
Come monkey, come sheep. Come cow, come horse, come rooster, come pig. Those animals all refused to help the needing beast.

Now he hoped for someone decent. Tiger or Dragon even.

"I am tiger"said the ghost. "How can I help you."
"I need your help. Urgently. I think I might get attacked any moment now."
"Grawr...Your thinking too much. I see no need of aid. No one is behind you. And you don't know how hard it is to get into bodies with flesh. I havn't done it for so long now. Good bye and good night"

"Lazy bugger" he commented. Then summoned the last one.

"I am dragon" said the final guy. "You need help"
"Now we're talking" he said. "Well this is just to make sure I'm safe. I might not need help in the end."
"I don't care. You need help."
"Mr dragon. With all due respect."
"Silence mortal. I need not your excuses. You need help, I offer help. I'm not doing this because I'm a legendary creature soon to be forgotten by everyone."

"I see why your so eagar."
"Silence. Now chant those final word."
"I summon thee. Dragon. Help this poor bear from the danger."
"Granted"

Smoke covered the room and Dragon came down to this world, after hundreds of years of absence.

http://jinja-bukkaku.up.seesaa.net/js/chinese-dragon-05.jpg

__________________________________________________

"My.. Our job just got harder."
"You slayed him few hundred years ago.You can do it again."
"I rather not get my self burned. I had a go last time, its your turn"
"No no. I do the thinking, you do the dirty job."
"Aww. Stuff you. Okay. We'll go together."
"No"
"Yes"
"Fine. Okay."

The dog and the snake rushed in and quickly took position after cursing each other.
"Hope you die"

___________________________________________________

The dog faced bear and snake got the worse, having to fight dragon.

But bear was bad enough. Dog used his 101 darmesian dog mode, but bear in his Grizzly mode frightened them to death.

"I count 101 dinner candidate. Who wants to go first?"

The dogs ran away.

Dragon and the snake was roar off, showing off their sharp teeth.But dragon obviously came victorious. So the snake fled too.

"Thank you dragon!" said the bear. "You may go now."
"No can do bear" replied the dragon "You are not safe. Not for another few hundred years."

Bear roared to express his laughing, but he roared again when he saw them returning.

"You..."

Group of human girls entered the room, along with Roger Jr fully ready to punch his opponent to death.

"Traitors!" shouted the bear.
"No you are the traitor mate" replied back the Kangaroo.

Round two began.

This time, human faced the dragon and the Kangaroo faced the bear.

"Bring it Kuma"
"Fight on Roger!"
And they started maniacly controlling the PS2 controller.

"Dragon. I say we do the same! I use Jin, you use Alice or something."
"I don't play Tekken. I like playing spitting fire and burning people."
"Okay. What about I spy? Lets go girls!"

Girls held their hands and formed a vertical line and started marching towards the dragon.

"I spy something big!"
"Bear?"
"No not the bear."
"Another clue!"
"Something old!"
"This room!"

Dragon already saw where this was heading.
But couldn't motivate him self to burn those girls.. Dragons are supposed to be friendly to girls.

"Something long forgotten. And can't even be remembered."
"Does it start with a d?"
"Yes"
"Oh I know! It is.... Dracula!"

"Nooo!"
With that Dragon disappeared.

____________________________________________________

Meanwhile, the bear was having trouble with PS2 controller. The kangaroo had a slight advantage. At least he can press punch and kick seperately, where as bear with his big paw can't do nothing but attempting to throw.

At the end Roger JR completely smashed Kuma.
Which meant his identity as a bear was to be taken away.

"Hey.. wait a second! I'm stroger then you in real life!"
"It doesn't matter. Tekken manual says Tekken battles are battles of honour. Loser loses honour and doesn't deserve to live. There for, you don't deserve to live. Go hang your self, or throw your self in a fire."
"Oh ok..."
The bear did exactly what the Kangaroo told him and the battle was all over.

___________________________________________________

The humans and Kangaroos were later released from their control and allowed to live as they used to.
Especially as humans were crucial to their well being their attempt of revolution was never punished.

Kangaroo.. Well they weren't allowed to go out side of Australia but they didn't want to anyway.

All the other animals was severely reduced in numbers for what they tried to do.
All the animals swore never to rebel against Dogs and snakes. The ruler of this planet.

Total mafia victory


List of players 2/12
Human (Secura) mafia
Kangaroo (Double A) mafia

List of the dead 10/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
Crocodile (Fluffy) killed Night 4
Tuna (johnhughthom) Lynched Day 5
Bear (Askthepizzaguy) Killed Night 5

johnhughthom
04-21-2011, 00:18
Well played Double A and Secura.

Thanks for the game Beefy.

I guess Secura was right, the game really was pretty much over when she said. Though I suppose you never know with Double A, there is always the possibility he will do something completely, um, Double A'ish.

Secura
04-21-2011, 00:46
I guess Secura was right, the game really was pretty much over when she said. Though I suppose you never know with Double A, there is always the possibility he will do something completely, um, Double A'ish.

Yeah, I had always wondered if he'd lynch me for the lulz; the whole to-do between Double A and I on the final day was just a facade, I wanted to see how people would react and it made the finale more fun.

QT: http://quicktopic.com/46/H/XtFYYbnQc9TMt

Double A
04-21-2011, 01:54
If I had a three sided coin, you would have had a 50/50/50 chance, but I just went with jht because I couldn't find it.

thefluffyone93
04-21-2011, 03:37
Crikey....I was actually planning on lynching Secura if I was leader........
But, they say hindsight is 20/20.
Not that it matters, AS I NEVER VOTED.
RAWR ON U.

Askthepizzaguy
04-21-2011, 05:32
BEAR ATE TUNA. THEREFORE BEAR WON.

thefluffyone93
04-21-2011, 05:39
Well, there are plenty of other animals if the story was to continue.
I for one believe the platypus would make an excellent candidate.

And maybe the crab as well.

Double A
04-21-2011, 05:44
If Pizza were a platypus he'd be unbearable.

Askthepizzaguy
04-21-2011, 05:50
BEAR NEVER UN-BEAR-ABLE.

Ibn-Khaldun
04-21-2011, 07:31
Good game Secura and Double A! ~:)

Beefy, thank you for hosting this! :bow:

Subotan
04-21-2011, 09:25
Great game Beefy! Is it just me, or do the mafia in Beefy's games always win in pairs?

Death is yonder
04-21-2011, 09:58
Thanks for the game beefy :bow: Was fun to read post-death.

And good job to the mafia on your victory, though it marked the start of a two game 1st night death spree in the space of a few days :tongue:

Askthepizzaguy
04-21-2011, 12:15
The trouble with this for the town is that the scums ended up controlling all the murders and half the lynches in the game. Did the town get more than two shots at lynching the scum?

About the same as a mini-game.

Double A
04-21-2011, 22:07
If you count D1, there were 3 townies who controlled the lynch.

Secura basically figured out who was most likely to get lynch control. You might have had more if not for that and bad luck.

Secura
04-21-2011, 22:12
If you count D1, there were 3 townies who controlled the lynch.

Exactly the same as the first game did; there were five lynches total, but both mafia (Pizza and Joooray) controlled a Day Phase during the course of the game.

Ibn-Khaldun
04-21-2011, 23:23
A PM I sent to Pizzaguy with my top suspects:


My 2 top suspects:
Human (Secura)
Turtle (autolycus)

Actually, my first thought was to add Double A there instead of autolycus.

Askthepizzaguy
04-22-2011, 00:17
I said at various times I thought the Kangaroo needed to die, and I also said the human needed to die on the last round, but by that time I was voteless.

I blew my chance at doing what my original thought was, which was to kill one of the people who sent me suggestions on who to die. I was very close to attacking Double A over that, because it seemed out of character that he'd bother responding to such a request. Since only 3 people responded, I had a good chance at hitting him.

Also, I went after JHT in roleplay form all game but especially hard when it was his turn to pick. He needed to know, both from the context of the roleplay and the fact that I had not killed him on my turn, I didn't think he was scum, but I was hoping the mafia thought I thought he was scum.

Or something. I picked a bad day to be very busy, because I blew my turn big time.

Beefy187
04-22-2011, 01:18
It might work better with 16 players hey.
Then the town will have a better chance at this. Nailing at least 1 mafia in 3 night is a bit tough for the town.

Askthepizzaguy
04-22-2011, 01:23
This one was a little tougher because of the random factor. At least in the other game, you could guess what the mafia's strategy was: to WIFOM and let more townies have their turn sooner, or try to get a turn as fast as possible. Since the turns had a specific order, those kinds of analyses were possible.

Double A
04-22-2011, 01:34
I said at various times I thought the Kangaroo needed to die, and I also said the human needed to die on the last round, but by that time I was voteless.

I blew my chance at doing what my original thought was, which was to kill one of the people who sent me suggestions on who to die. I was very close to attacking Double A over that, because it seemed out of character that he'd bother responding to such a request. Since only 3 people responded, I had a good chance at hitting him.

Not really, I'll PM someone suspects. That's not hard to do at all. I'm lazy, not unobservant :tongue:

Askthepizzaguy
04-22-2011, 10:19
Not really, I'll PM someone suspects. That's not hard to do at all. I'm lazy, not unobservant :tongue:

You'll be slightly more engaged with a game if you're mafia (and there isn't a new video game you wanna go play, Zelda cult leader. :P )

Double A
04-22-2011, 11:02
That was like one time! I probably could have won that, too. :tongue:

thefluffyone93
04-22-2011, 20:10
You'll be slightly more engaged with a game if you're mafia (and there isn't a new video game you wanna go play, Zelda cult leader. :P )
Speaking of new games, I'm currently juggling Crysis 2, Portal 2, Gears of War 3 beta, and Section 8: Prejudiced.
So, yeah....