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Vuk
03-31-2011, 23:26
It (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_fool's_day) is all over the news! Could this be WWIII? What do you think Obama's response will be?
Centurion1
03-31-2011, 23:38
awwww cute. and its still the 31st unfortunately.
Subotan
03-31-2011, 23:43
7/10 for effort. Had you chosen, say, Kyrgyzstan, my reaction would have been along the lines of HOLY SH- Poland is far too implausible.
Vuk
04-01-2011, 00:11
awwww cute. and its still the 31st unfortunately.
lol, but if I do it exactly on the first everyone will know. ~;)
(And thank you BTW, I am cute. ~;) *kisses*)
Greyblades
04-01-2011, 01:11
Ah! I hadnt realised. Thanks vuk, I almost ended up fogetting to bring my itching powder into college.
Edit: just spent a minute digging through old draws and I found a pachet of realy old Funny Man itching powder "worse than a cartload of fleas". Oh if only I had more than one dose, anyone know if there's an expiration period for Rosehip?
PanzerJaeger
04-01-2011, 01:56
It certainly wouldn't be the first time.
Strike For The South
04-01-2011, 02:08
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Vuk
04-01-2011, 02:12
Well Strike, we managed to gain for ourselves your lovely company. Surely that can be counted a victory, no?
Ronin
04-01-2011, 12:41
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Skullheadhq
04-01-2011, 16:23
Oh yeah, I've been waiting for Poland's downfall for years, I hope this is not some April's fool day joke.
Sarmatian
04-01-2011, 17:46
Yeah, Poland was too obvious... California, on the other hand...
Cute Wolf
04-02-2011, 09:41
Oh yeah, I've been waiting for Poland's downfall for years, I hope this is not some April's fool day joke.

don't worry, my lastest united provinces campaign allready own everything in Europe, poland included
Skullheadhq
04-02-2011, 11:27
don't worry, my lastest united provinces campaign allready own everything in Europe, poland included

Good, good, let it burn...
Cute Wolf
04-02-2011, 11:35
Good, good, let it burn...

if not because the prospect of meeting maratha steamrolling horde sooner or later, I'll exterminate anything ,but now, need the all the economic help I got
Louis VI the Fat
04-02-2011, 12:06
I hope nobody is seizing the opportunity of an April Fool's thread to spout antipolish filth in the hope of hiding behind the claim it is but a joke thread? :stare:
Rahwana
04-05-2011, 13:24
I hope nobody is seizing the opportunity of an April Fool's thread to spout antipolish filth in the hope of hiding behind the claim it is but a joke thread? :stare:

everybody hates Poland, their unit rooster coupled with their campaign area, and considering how bad their neighbouring faction's potential economy are, they are pretty well hated if you play against them, they are overpowered in M2TW, and most mods as well. Plus they backstab Hungary everytime

but in Empire, they are pretty lovable, challenging starting position, near ever steamrolling Russians and their western neigbours start pretty strong, that only Ottomans being easy opponents early on.

It depends on what game you play (I think we'll hate Poland in Darth Mod, since they are ridiculously easy to play)
drone
04-05-2011, 15:39
No doubt. Things were going swimmingly in my Novgorod/Early campaign, I had the East from Lithuania to Khazar, trade cruising along, and was plotting against the Hungarians in Kiev to consolidate my borders. And the Poles jumped the gun and attacked, with crap troops, and they didn't even fight the battle but withdrew with their tails between their legs. Alliances sundered, a complete mess because of foolish Polish pride. Now I have to pummel them instead of teching up for the Horde. :no:
Cute Wolf
04-05-2011, 16:38
No doubt. Things were going swimmingly in my Novgorod/Early campaign, I had the East from Lithuania to Khazar, trade cruising along, and was plotting against the Hungarians in Kiev to consolidate my borders. And the Poles jumped the gun and attacked, with crap troops, and they didn't even fight the battle but withdrew with their tails between their legs. Alliances sundered, a complete mess because of foolish Polish pride. Now I have to pummel them instead of teching up for the Horde. :no:

Just pump out HA and let em become pin-cushions, finish them with Axemen
when the horde coming up, your force will be on par with them, but beware against ever pesky overpowered Polish Nobles with armour piercing javelins, not to mention Hussars, that shred anything they touch...