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Wakizashi-leaks
04-12-2011, 23:12
Patrons of the .org, listen up! For some time now the Staff of these forums have been keeping secrets from you - there is a conspiracy underway to keep humble patrons in the dark whilst Staff members are trained in the darks arts of S2TW. Ultimately, they plan to become masters of the game, ruling the world of TW like feudal Japanese overlords.

We, Wakizashi-leaks, would have wished to warn you sooner. Any attempt to break this news to you would be denied and we would be dismissed as crackpots. But now we have proof! The following document, obtained by sources close to the .org staff, reveals the inner workings of their internal training program!

It may already be too late to stem the tide, but we must not give up hope. Hone your TW skills and prepare the coming battles!

https://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4507/wikileak.jpg

Kagemusha
04-12-2011, 23:15
We do not deny the existence of this document, as we have nothing to hide, but we would like to assure all patrons that we have their best interests at heart.

Wakizashi-leaks
04-12-2011, 23:18
Liar! If you have nothing to hide, then hide nothing! We, Wakizashi-leaks, call for a full disclosure of the frogbeastegg S2TW guide!

Kagemusha
04-12-2011, 23:20
You must mean RTW guide?

GeneralHankerchief
04-12-2011, 23:25
Or MTW guide? Those can be found in the relevant Guides sections of the forums.

Zim
04-12-2011, 23:35
A pathetic attempt to draw attention from my own upcoming guide. Tsk. :no:

HopAlongBunny
04-12-2011, 23:40
I fully support the (b).org in suppressing what is clearly dangerous.

Like the medieval Vatican the enlightened clergy of the .org is merely withholding that which must remain hidden.

A case of "Truth!? You can't handle the truth!"? Nay. Rather ignorance is in fact bliss; would this bliss be denied to us humble patrons!?

I stand here to be counted: let nothing stand in the way of obfuscation, ignorance and patent disinformation!

Humbly yours:bow:

Wakizashi-leaks
04-12-2011, 23:52
Four replies by three moderators, and one reply by this 'HopAlongBunny' account which I suspect was created moments ago by the .org staff themselves! Don't be blinded by their attempts to discredit undeniable hard evidence.

Disclose the guide!

drone
04-12-2011, 23:58
Welcome to the .Org, Wakizashi-leaks! ~:wave:

HopAlongBunny
04-13-2011, 00:16
... 'HopAlongBunny' account which I suspect was created moments ago by the .org staff themselves! Don't be blinded by their attempts to discredit undeniable hard evidence.

Disclose the guide!

Shelter me
from the Powder and the Finger (Neil Young: Powderfinger)

Gregoshi
04-13-2011, 01:05
Hello Wakizashi-leaks and welcome to the Org. ~:wave: Just a suggestion - for the next page, could you use a highlighter instead of a black marker? The text would be so much more readable and informative.

- Gregoshi-wants-a-peak

Phog_of_War
04-13-2011, 06:55
Indeed. The redacted text is disturbing.

Great post by the way.

Andres
04-13-2011, 08:56
This is obviously fake, Wakizashi-lies.

There doesn't even exist an .Org staff, let alone that they have top secret documents. And our "Top Secret" stamp is green, not red.

It are all lies.

Gregoshi
04-13-2011, 21:37
It are all lies.
:cake: The cake is a lie.

Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout
04-13-2011, 22:15
I find this hard to believe.

Please you should have been a hacker.

And you should provide links.

Links..

If they claim it is a lie,then do something about it.

You're no hacker.

This is fake.

HopAlongBunny
04-13-2011, 22:22
This is obviously fake, Wakizashi-lies.

There doesn't even exist an .Org staff, ... our "Top Secret" stamp is green, not red.

It are all lies.

I see. The staff which does not exist has a stamp. /ponder

I'm a slow Bunny but there might be something in this after all:idea2:

Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout
04-13-2011, 22:46
There could be.

Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout
04-13-2011, 23:04
lol,what is this?

It does not say that ORG people want new players to be noobs.

there is a conspiracy underway to keep humble patrons in the dark whilst Staff members are trained in the darks arts of S2TW. Ultimately, they plan to become masters of the game, ruling the world of TW like feudal Japanese overlords.

I read the document,it does not support what you say.

edyzmedieval
04-13-2011, 23:33
I love this "let's be not-so-secretive" about the guide. :laugh4:

Carry on gentlemen, you are making my day. :grin2:

Papewaio
04-14-2011, 00:05
Let's attack this logically.

The document states it is not for distribution to org patrons.
We all know that staff members at the org are also org patrons. So logically that document includes them.
Also people inside the Guild refer to ourselves as Orgahs.

Therefore this is a document from outside is these forums and by another sites admins. Well at least some of the content may be... I don't know anyone who would have parchment like that. So nice job on the picture.

Now for better pictures check out the Babe Thread.

Andres
04-14-2011, 09:26
I see. The staff which does not exist has a stamp. /ponder

Why would it be impossible for a non-existing entity to have possessions?

E.g. elves and Hobbits don't exist, but they do have fans and books written about them. There probably are Hobbit and elves foundations as well. Popeye doesn't exist, yet he has spinache. Pop-eye sounds like Pop-pie. A popular pie. Probably a spinache pie.

Are you one of the Wikizashi-lies conspirators, trying to take over the world using spinache pies?

edyzmedieval
04-14-2011, 12:14
I gotta admit, the photoshop is very well done. ~D

HopAlongBunny
04-14-2011, 13:15
Are you one of the Wikizashi-lies conspirators, trying to take over the world using spinache pies?

Yummm! Spinach!!!

:jumping:

Krasturak
04-14-2011, 16:44
:cake: The cake is a lie.

Gah! Krast knows Secret Truth: there is no cake.

Only head soup is Real Food.

edyzmedieval
04-14-2011, 17:21
Gah! Krast knows Secret Truth: there is no cake.

Only head soup is Real Food.

I believe we only serve sushi in this forum. :bow:

Mithrandir
04-26-2011, 18:00
Hello Wakizashi-leaks and welcome to the Org. ~:wave: Just a suggestion - for the next page, could you use a highlighter instead of a black marker? The text would be so much more readable and informative.

- Gregoshi-wants-a-peak

:laugh4:

Populus Romanus
04-28-2011, 01:47
Why am I suspicious that this entire thing is a hoax perpetrated by the .Org staff for their own amusement?

HopAlongBunny
04-28-2011, 03:01
I'm going to take a stab at this.

As Papewaio noted the set ".org patrons" includes the set ".org staff"; the set ".org staff" does not exist but it has a green "Top Secret" stamp; again, following Papewaio, the document clearly comes from outside the forum, and today we have a visit from a Guest who is also a "Moderator" who quotes the "Moderator" Gregoshi

So Mithrandir must be the outside source, communicating through Gregoshiaka .org DeepThroat Therefore I am certain the solution is: The Maid in the Dining Room with the Letter Opener!

edyzmedieval
04-28-2011, 13:12
Vote: Gregoshi.

Andres
04-28-2011, 13:32
The red stamp is our winter stamp :7ninja:

Tamur
04-28-2011, 15:21
The Maid in the Dining Room with the Letter Opener!

haha! Unexpected and brilliant.

Gregoshi
04-28-2011, 15:34
Vote: Gregoshi.
Thanks son. You are out of the will. :laugh4:

Wakizashi-leaks
04-28-2011, 15:42
Now they've gone too far.

On the 04-14-2011 at 09:32 I was sent the following PM:

Hi Wakizashi-leaks,


Could you please inform the public that you were misinformed and that the document you published on our fora was sent to you by an untrustworthy source. It would be nice if you apologised to the public for the disruption you caused too.

I've seen pictures of your cute little hamster. It would be terrible if something bad happened to him...

Thanks in advance for your cooperation,


Not the .Org staff.


There are few things I treasure more in life than my hamster, so to my shame, I was silenced.

https://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6651/dscn0366n.jpg

:rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle:
:help::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle:
:rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle:


The gloves are off now...


If the .org staff do not reveal froggy's S2TW guide immediately, my vengeance will be terrible (and may take the form of a Uranian death ray)

frogbeastegg
04-28-2011, 16:06
Therefore I am certain the solution is: The Maid in the Dining Room with the Letter Opener!
This is clearly false! Everyone knows it's always the butler who does it! Admit it - you're a plant, sent here to sow discord for your masters! ~:angry:

Andres
04-28-2011, 16:09
Now they've gone too far.

On the 04-14-2011 at 09:32 I was sent the following PM:

FAKE FAKE FAKE!

Besides, it's signed by "Not the .Org staff". So it's not coming from us. We don't even exist.

LIAR!

Cu'Roi
04-29-2011, 01:16
you realize you used black highlighter right?

Gregoshi
04-29-2011, 06:11
This is clearly false! Everyone knows it's always the butler who does it! Admit it - you're a plant, sent here to sow discord for your masters! ~:angry:
Wrong again. It was the geisha in the Sake Den with a hairpin. :hairpin1:

AggonyKing
04-29-2011, 06:50
clearly this is a shameful display to ruin the good reputation of the org staff! :furious3:

*collects money bag* >_>

Brandy Blue
04-30-2011, 04:11
This thread is good fun. My thanks to our ruthless overlords for viciously exploiting us, thus making this thread possible.

phonicsmonkey
04-30-2011, 04:29
It's threads like these that make drinking the blood of harmless woodland creatures while reciting the necronomicon and negotiating with terrorists all worthwhile.

eDIt: and this was post 3000. How fitting

Gregoshi
04-30-2011, 05:46
If the .org staff do not reveal froggy's S2TW guide immediately...
I can state truthfully that there is not, nor will there ever be, a froggy's guide to S2TW.

Visor
04-30-2011, 06:08
This place is gold. :D

HopAlongBunny
04-30-2011, 07:08
The Butler is innocent!

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Vulgarius
05-06-2011, 02:31
Stay right where you are Wak... The Caddy full of Monks in Black will be pulling up soon...

Whacker
05-06-2011, 06:18
I smell a dirty camel-related conspiracy. I will not be silenced! Heed my voi

This user has been subdued and sequestered until further notice. -Adm.