Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: Summary and Information Thread [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

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Table of Contents:


Game Rules (Post 1) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053296195&viewfull=1#post2053296195)
FAQ and How to Play (Post 2) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053296197&viewfull=1#post2053296197)
Game Events and Useful Links (Post 3) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053296198&viewfull=1#post2053296198)
Prologue (Post 4) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053296199&viewfull=1#post2053296199)
Night Zero (Post 5) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053296200&viewfull=1#post2053296200)
Day One (Post 127) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053299336&viewfull=1#post2053299336)
Night One (Post 187) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053300483&viewfull=1#post2053300483)
Day Two (Post 359) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053301531&viewfull=1#post2053301531)
Night Two (Post 495) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053303025&viewfull=1#post2053303025)
Day Three (Post 745) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053304276&viewfull=1#post2053304276)
Night Three (Post 837) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053305082&viewfull=1#post2053305082)
Day Four (Post 1086) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053307847&viewfull=1#post2053307847)
Night Four (Post 1087) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053307857&viewfull=1#post2053307857)
Day Five (Post 1264) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053309029&viewfull=1#post2053309029)
Night Five (Post 1405) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053311236&viewfull=1#post2053311236)
Day Six (Post 1679) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053312720&viewfull=1#post2053312720)
Night Six (Post 1750) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053313600&viewfull=1#post2053313600)
Day Seven (Post 1935) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053314617&viewfull=1#post2053314617)
Night Seven (Post 2113) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053316280&viewfull=1#post2053316280)
Day Eight (Post 2365) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053317110&viewfull=1#post2053317110)
Night Eight (Post 2439) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053318377&viewfull=1#post2053318377)
Day Nine (Post 2514) (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread&p=2053319281&viewfull=1#post2053319281)
Night Nine (Post )
Day Ten (Post )
Night Ten (Post )







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Prologue



A relatively long time ago, in a gameroom not that far away....

Shinseikhaan idled away as the people of Fatlington discussed with vigor down to the very end. He seemed entirely fascinated with his ability to cast a shadow of what appeared to be a dog with his hands, as though it were some kind of phantom upon the ground. He was snapped somewhat out of his mindless absence when one of his guards pounded a gavel upon a desk, indicating that time had lapsed. Finally turning to the conversation at hand, 'khaan found that there was a tie, between Crazed Rabbit and Sasaki Kojiro.

'Khaan frowned slightly, then tilted his head. Something wasn't quite right. Oh, yes. That was it.
As he peered around the crowd, he could not find Crazed Rabbit anywhere in sight. As the guards rounded up Sasaki, 'Khaan turned to Commissioner Fermanagh and whispered in his ear, querying as to where the Crazed one would likely be. Fermanagh paused a second, then his eyes lit up. He whispered back into the ear of 'Khaan, who nodded. 'Khaan jumped up from his post, and proclaimed to all of Fatlington to follow him.

With 'Khaan and Commissioner Fermanagh took the lead, followed by the guards who were detaining Sasaki, with the rest of Fatlington following behind. The group took the path leading to the Angler's Dangle. Sure enough, as they arrived, eyes squinting to use the last fading rays of the sunset, Crazed Rabbit lay sitting on the edge of the dock. He had a brush in hand, and was staring intently at a nearly completed mural on the side of the dock. The artwork, even in the dim lights coming down from the pier onto the long canvas, was quite beautiful. The group closed in behind, and despite the accusations brought upon him, all had to admit that they were envious of the man's artistic ability. The colors were sharp, clear, and bold. CR had heard the people behind him, but ignored them for the time being, as he contemplated his last few brush strokes. The group, wishing to see the final product, silently agreed to give him his chance to complete the mural. Finally, after several minutes, CR put the final details into place, the luscious red lips on a portrait of the new starlet, Marilyn Monroe. The group gave a muted round of applause. CR finally turned, a sobered look on his face, and two of 'khaan's guards apprehended him without struggle.

“Sasaki Kojiro, Crazed Rabbit. The two of you have been deemed by the people of Fatlington to be dangerous threats!” Khaan declared. “However, as they could not agree upon which of you was the greater threat, it has been left to me to decide your fates. I have made my decision, though I did not like it."

'Khaan paused for a moment, then finally shook his head.

“The two of you will be sentenced to death,” 'Khaan proclaimed in a somewhat distasteful voice. “I feel it is my duty to uphold the will of Fatlington, and it was made abundantly clear that they fear you both as murderers. However... I still rather like the both of you. And so, I have decided to make your deaths as pleasant as possible. Indeed, I have even gone into my own expense book for the both of you.”

Sasaki and Crazed Rabbit both raised an eyebrow at the director. What sort of execution required the director to spend much of their own money?

'Khaan whispered to one of his guards, then motioned for the rest to get going. The guards brought a large table and two chairs out to the pier, while 'Khaan quickly jaunted to his house before returning with a large sack. Sasaki and CR were both strapped into the chairs by their wastes, leaving their hands free. 'Khaan stepped before the two, with his paper bag and the entire town watching. He set the bag down, then revealed its contents. Six, 25. 4 ounce bottles of Kentucky Spirit, one hundred and one proof bourbon.

“I hope the two of you appreciate this, it really is my favorite brand of liquor,” Khaan explained. “The two of you are to each drink three entire bottles of Kentucky Spirit, until you are deceased by alcohol poisoning.” 'Khaan nodded to one of his guards, who smashed a gavel against the wooden pier. “And with that, GO!”

The two condemned men began drinking at an astonishing pace. The severity of the liquor barely seemed to faze either one. Astonishingly, after ten minutes, Sasaki had polished off his first bottle, with CR just behind. However, upon reaching the second bottle, the effects of the bourbon were visibly taking their toll. Both men were quite chatty for having been just condemned to death, and were swaying in their seats despite the restraints. The second bottle was taking the two longer. However, in a display of pure internal fortitude, both men finished their bottles at nearly the same time, after twenty minutes. The third bottle for each seemed to be the finishing point, however. The two were practically panting with the effort required to focus upon drinking more. CR's left hand was twitching uncontrollably for some reason, and Sasaki was beginning to convulse in his chair. However, with guns aimed at them, the two continued their brave attempts at downing the final bottles of bourbon. The third bottle was taking even longer than the previous two combined, and night had well fallen. The people of Fatlington had stayed, however, for the sight. Despite their previous death sentence just an hour ago, with the two condemned man in an insane drinking race, the townspeople began chanting and cheering “Go, Go, Go!” to their favored competitor. And so it was that the two men, both ready to fall out of their chairs if they had not been restrained, downed the last of their respective bottles.

'Khaan and Commissioner Fermanagh were both stunned. Neither had seen such displays of manhood and fortitude. Neither were remotely surprised, then, that not fifteen seconds after polishing off the last of the bourbon, both of the condemned men face planted into the table before them, tumbling down and bringing their chairs with them in two separate heaps of drunken mess. 'Khaan sent one of the guards to check the pulse of the men. The man stood back up after getting nauseatingly close to the smell of pure liquor, and informed them that both men were, in fact, snoozing on the ground.

“What?!” 'Khaan yelped. “What a waste of good liquor.”

'Khaan quickly grabbed a pistol from the guard, then walked up to the collapsed men. 'Khaan turned the pistol on Sasaki, and blew three shots into the man's skull. He then turned to CR, repeating the process.



Nearly Two Years Later......




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No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me around
Hey Satan
Payin' my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey momma
Look at me
I'm on the way to the promised land
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Don't stop me

I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell)
And I'm goin' down
All the way
I'm on the highway to hell

-- AC/DC






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Beyond the edges of the known universe



Pain. Maddening pain. It never stopped, never let up for even a single moment. The figures stood in the burning valley, trying in vain to end each others' suffering. They used whatever weapons they could find, but it was of no use. They were little more than mindless animals, and had been that way for as long as any of them could remember. Any thoughts they once had were long forgotten, and memories of their former selves dimmed by the day. All they felt was pain and agony, and wanted desperately for it to stop.

Without warning, there was a disturbance in the... sky, for lack of a better term. An expanding bubble of brilliant energy appeared out of nowhere, and in its wake was a calm, pure... nothingness. The beings which had been engaged in fruitless violence against one another were swiftly engulfed by the calm. In an instant, their pain disappeared. They were disoriented, shocked by this. All they could do was gaze in wonder up at the glowing halo of energy, which had brought relief to their suffering.



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The fighting stopped, and they wandered toward the light. Whatever it was, it couldn't be worse than maddening, everlasting pain. From within the heavenly light came a familiar, angelic voice.


"Greetings. I have come to save you from this eternity of torment, and bring you out of this existence. You must first prove your worthiness for a second chance at life, through a test of your skills and strength. If you succeed, you will return to your former lives. If you fail- you will return here, and will not be granted a third chance."

The tormented beings readily agreed, and headed towards the light, closer, and closer......














The beings were bathed in light, and felt their surroundings changing as if by magic.

They felt disoriented, and couldn't see through the brightness.



















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"What.... is this place?" you find yourself thinking.


"This is an echo of your past lives. What you're seeing is a place created by your long forgotten memories, a reflection of who you used to be."


This doesn't seem like a place I've ever been before.....


"There are several dozen of you here. You have many unique and diverse experiences, but this reality is an approximation of something most of you should find familiar. There will be things here which you personally recognize, and things that you do not, but others will. The purpose of this place is to give you all a chance to prove yourselves worthy of a second life."


What must I do? I would do anything. ANYTHING....


"Answers will come. You must be patient. You may have trouble remembering yourselves, and you may not recognize everyone among you. But you all have something in common."


I have no idea who these people are. What could they possibly have in common with me?


"You have all struggled against a common enemy. An enemy that has, in fact, defeated many of you. Some of you were victorious, but were later captured, or killed. In any case, you all have committed acts that are considered evil. You've murdered, you've stolen, and you've conspired to destroy and become powerful. You've all tried to defeat this enemy. Do you remember?"


Some of this does sound familiar. I know that before I died, I struggled against.... someone. A whole group of them. There were so many of them.... why can't I remember who they are?


"This enemy takes many forms, and you've encountered them in many places, many dimensions. They were likely the ones that destroyed you, or you just barely managed to escape their wrath. Try to remember."


I do... I remember feeling angry at them. I felt hate. I would have destroyed them all, given the chance. I would kill them all without a second's thought. They are probably the reason I was suffering for so long....


"They were considered to be "good". You were considered the villain. You were the outcasts, shunned, hounded, and persecuted. But you did commit acts of great evil. You were sent to burn as punishment for those sins."


Yes, they tried to kill me! They attacked me.... I don't remember how many of them I killed... but it was necessary.


"It needed to be done."


It needed to be done.


"You want to face them again. But before you lies a challenge, and you must face that challenge. We will speak again in the morning."


The morning? What was..... it had been so long, you had forgotten what morning was. You remember you dreaded the morning. They would always come out during the day, to try to destroy you. But you haven't seen a morning since before you died. Now, the morning seemed like a savior, come to rescue you from the darkness and the pain. You felt weak, finally able to relax. Sleep came quickly.












Night Zero










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The Purgatory




When they woke in the morning, they were summoned to the center of town by the angelic voice. The Angel appeared before them, and they listened intently.


"Before we begin, some of the more observant among you will note that not everyone arrived at this meeting. There are two of you missing."


This was all too familiar. The gathering, being informed of who didn't make it. Everyone immediately knew what was going on.


"As you have already probably guessed, they were murdered. In this plane of existence, you were all given mortal bodies, to ease your transition back to the world of the living. And, as you've already concluded, there are some among you who wish for your destruction."


This couldn't be happening. You were so close to escaping from death and agony...


"You cannot allow these traitors within your midst to escape back into the world of the living. They must be stopped here and now, or they will pose a threat to you in your next life. Bring them before me, and I will deal with them appropriately. You can also take matters into your own hands and try to destroy them yourselves. Do you understand?"


Yes, of course.


"Please note, you are still adjusting to your mortal bodies. Every day you survive, you will strengthen by a little bit. If you expend too much energy performing certain actions, or fighting amongst yourselves, you will become weak. If you are too weak to apprehend those among you who were responsible for this, they will continue to murder you unchecked and you will all be sent back from whence you came, in defeat."


Strength? I see... when you try to apprehend a suspect, you will expend "credits" of energy trying to bring them down. If you exhaust yourself bringing down the wrong suspects, you'll be a sitting duck.

Interesting....


"Please begin to discuss who could have done this. I have every confidence that you can win this contest of skill and strength, but remember the stakes. Should you lose this most dangerous game, you'll be doomed forever. Should you succeed, you will return to your former lives... and you'll be able to exact revenge on those who sent you to your deaths."





______________________________








Summary of events:



Jeremy Bentham has been slain!

Niccolo Machiavelli has been slain!

The Non Player Character Mafia has been eliminated!






Alive Players- (50/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS
Autolycus
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
ByzantineKnight
B_Ray
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
choxorn
civplayah
Classical_hero
Crazed Rabbit
Csargo
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Earthling
El Barto
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
Kagemusha
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Methos
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Seon
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
TheFlax
Visorslash
Warman
YLC
Zack

Reserve Players-

Winston Hughes
Yaseikhaan
Cecil XIX
Ironhead
Slashandburn
Splitpersonality
Tiberius of the Drake
Sasaki Kojiro
Sprig

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY ONE




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The doomed souls gathered together in the center of the city, just as the sun was setting, after discussing amongst themselves who might have been responsible for their comrades' destruction. Many fingers were pointed, but eventually there was a lead candidate chosen. He had been accused most strongly by two beings who were absolutely certain that he was guilty of being a traitor. The accused didn't even have a chance to defend himself before the day was over, as the allegations were made at such a late hour. The angelic being appeared before them to hear their answer.

Angel: "Who among you have you found responsible for the deaths of Jeremy Bentham and Niccolo Machiavelli?"

Captain Blackadder was pushed forward, though the crowd murmured at the choice, as another candidate had been leading until the final moments. Still, no one stepped forward to defend Captain Blackadder.


Angel: "Captain Blackadder, you have been found guilty by your peers...."


Captain Blackadder: "Guilty of what? I've done nothing wrong! Who pointed the finger at me? I'll take them all on by myself."


Angel: "SILENCE! You have a right to face your accusers. Subotan, Renata, Jolt, Seon, and Major Robert Dump. Step forward."


Captain Blackadder: "It was you.... it was you who did this to me.... now you will all suffer the consequences. Consequences MOST DIRE!!!"


The assembled group readied themselves for combat.


Captain Blackadder: "Now I will show you my TRUE FORM.... Look upon me in horror, and flee.... IF YOU CAN!!!"


Captain Blackadder removed his cloak and hood, to reveal a figure so horrifying that it defies all description.




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Captain Blackadder: "So what's the deal with airline food? I mean, could this stuff actually taste any worse? It's, like, "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm still stuffed from that huge bag of smoked almonds!"


The other beings stood ready to defend themselves, but were slightly confused.


Captain Blackadder: "And what is the deal with those bags of peanuts? Why do they think that the first thing we want when we get on a plane is a peanut?"


By now, everyone in the crowd was stunned into silence. You could hear the proverbial pin drop.


Captain Blackadder: "And what is the deal with the Captain? When did this guy become a "Captain", I mean isn't he just a pilot? If he's a captain then I'm the rear admiral. Because I sit in the back of the plane!"


Somewhere in the distance, crickets started chirping.


Captain Blackadder: "And what is the deal with the pilot always giving us updates on what he's doing. It's like, thanks for the information. The passengers are back here eating peanuts."


Major Robert Dump: "All right, everyone! Prepare to kill the foul beast! Show no mercy!"


Captain Blackadder: "And what is the deal with this guy ordering people around? Doesn't he realize I'm the Captain?"


The other beings advanced on Jerry Seinfeld, and swiftly beat the unfunny comedian to a bloody pulp, and tossed his broken body in front of the angelic being.


Angel: "Jerry Seinfeld, you are hereby sentenced to death. Have you any final words to say?"


Captain Blackadder: "I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They're stickin' with the chopsticks."



The angelic being bathed itself in light, and summoned a massive orb of energy. Within moments, the orb began glowing white hot, and the being cast the orb of burning energy directly at Jerry Seinfeld, who was instantly consumed by terrifying flame. The comedian never stood a chance, and incinerated instantly.


"I guess he forgot that a major outranks a captain." Major Robert Dump said with a wry grin.




______________________________




Summary of events:


Captain Blackadder has been lynched!

Captain Blackadder was Jerry Seinfeld, of the Bizarro Mafia faction!

Captain Blackadder was NEUTRAL!

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2 of Clubs







Alive Players- (49/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS
Autolycus
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
ByzantineKnight
B_Ray
Chaotix
choxorn
civplayah
Classical_hero
Crazed Rabbit
Csargo
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Earthling
El Barto
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
Kagemusha
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Methos
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Seon
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
TheFlax
Visorslash
Warman
YLC
Zack

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs



Because Jerry Seinfeld was neutral, those who wagered credits against him will have their credits returned to them, as the lynch is considered successful.

Everyone else has lost their wager and the credits will be deducted from their total.




Please read this tutorial on sending in Night Actions.


TO SEND IN NIGHT ORDERS


Item-based action
Credit-based action
Skill-based action


You can send in one action from two of these categories. It's highly recommended you at least use your item and a skill, so as not to waste your talents, even if you're saving your credits.


Item-based action

Item-based actions, here's the format for sending in an order.


Use my scanning item to scan Sasaki Kojiro.Doesn't need to be bolded, but I do need to know what item, and what target. Those are important pieces of information.

Some items do not require orders to function, such as self-defense items. They are always active. I will inform you if you get an item which functions automatically. All other items require an order to function, or else they are not used that night.

Items generally do not disappear and can be re-used. I'll inform you if you find a single-use item.



Credit-based action


Choose from the list:

Purchase abilities:


Self-defense: (50% chance) 50 credits
Defend other: (50% chance) 50 credits
Faction scan: 25 credits
Block an action: 60 credits
Block all actions: 80 credits
Vigilante attempt: (50% chance) 70 credits
Detective scan: (Activity, role claim, faction) 80 credits
Vigilante attempt: (80% chance) 150 credits
Revive: (80% chance) 180 credits
Steal credits: (50% chance) 1 credits for every 4 attempted to steal.
Steal item: (50% chance) 70 credits
Self-defense: (100% chance) 100 credits
Defend other: (100% chance) 120 credits
Scan items: (80% chance) 180 credits

1 successful self-defense when attacked allows you to perform a self-defense action every night, with 25% effectiveness.
2 successful self-defense actions allows you to perform a self-defense action every night, at 50% effectiveness.
3 successful self-defense actions allows you to perform a self-defense action every night, at 75% effectiveness.

2 successful defend other actions allows you to perform a defend other action every night at 60% effectiveness.

3 successful faction scans allows you to perform a faction scan every night if you wish.

2 successful roleblocks allows you to perform that action every night at 75% effectiveness.

2 successful vigilante attempts allows you to perform that action every night at 50% effectiveness.
3 successful vigilante attempts allows you to perform that action every night at 80% effectiveness.

2 successful detective scans allows you to perform that action every night at 75% effectiveness.

1 successful revive allows you to perform that action every night at 40% effectiveness.

3 successful steal credits actions allows you to perform that action every night at 80% effectiveness.

2 successful steal item actions allows you to perform that action every night at 75% effectiveness.

Format:


I spend 25 credits to perform a faction scan on SasakiSkill-based action



I use my natural talents to perform a vigilante kill on SasakiUse the term "skill" or "natural ability" or "natural talent" or whatever to indicate that you're not using items or credits on this one.

Skill-based actions are likely to fail without natural ability in that area. But at least you'll find out if you're talented in that area.




Any other questions? Send me a message. :bow:



BEGIN NIGHT ONE.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT ONE






Define your meaning of war
To me it's what we do when we're bored
I feel the heat coming off of the blacktop
And it makes me want it more
Because I'm hyped up, outta control
If it's a fight I'm ready to go
I wouldn't put my money on the other guy
If you know what I know that I know

It's been a long time coming
And the tables' turned around
Cause one of us is goin'
One of us is goin' down
I'm not running, it's a little different now
Cause one of us is goin'
One of us is goin' down


-- Sick Puppies






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The sound of hooves clattering against pavement alerted TheFlax to the fact that someone was approaching. He turned around, half expecting to see a familiar face, but what he saw was someone... or something... that he did not recognize.


"Heh.... heh.... heh...."


The dark figure towered over TheFlax, raising its arms, summoning dark forces. TheFlax froze like a deer in headlights, but as soon as the stranger unleashed the evil orb, he took off like a bolt of lightning. He dashed down the street, as fast as he could. He was just about to turn the corner and escape down one of the alleys, when the dark energy ball impacted him in the back. TheFlax was thrown against a nearby building, and lay mortally wounded.

He looked around with sad eyes, hoping someone would save him from this dark figure, but no one came.




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classical_hero lay in the sewers, waiting for the inevitable. Somehow, he just knew that they were out to get him, whoever they were. The sound of a manhole cover scraping against pavement alerted him to the fact that someone was about to enter his dark and twisted lair.

The creature began to drool.... it could smell fresh meat. It lay waiting for the intruder to walk into its trap.




*BRAWWW...... BRAWWWWWW...... brappa brappa brappa......*



The creature was alarmed to hear the strange noise. It had never heard anything like it before, not in England, and not in this strange place. The creature was not afraid, and charged forward to devour whatever was making that horrendous noise.

The beast spotted the smaller figure, raising a tiny weapon. Unimpressed, the creature advanced, roaring loud enough for the entire city to hear. The beast swiped at the small foe, trying to crush it between its powerful limbs.

The beast was shocked to see its gigantic claw hacked clean from its body. Enraged, the beast lunged forward, trying to bite and slam the puny thing. Within seconds, the beast was covered with gaping wounds, flesh gouged from its body, and blood leaking everywhere. The beast was shocked that it was losing this battle so horribly, and could only scream in terror as the masked figure drove the chainsaw clean through its chest.

With one final roar, the beast tried to retaliate against the victorious foe, but it was too late. Classical_hero suffered a fatal heart attack, and the cartoon peril was no more.




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Kagemusha was quite beside himself. The duo went everywhere together, and they were usually foes. But having gone through hell and back, the pair of critters became fast friends, and stood ready to watch each other's back in this cruel and unforgiving place.

That is why, when the pair heard the sound of heavy footsteps approaching, they were ready. One of them held a giant mallet, and the other held an axe. They stood side by side, prepared for anything. Or so they thought.

A towering, massive figure stood before them, bellowing with evil laughter. They lunged forward.

A giant fireball impacted the smaller one, with the axe, knocking it backward and engulfing the poor creature with agonizing flames. The second creature stood toe-to-toe with the attacker, and attempted to bash it to death with the giant mallet. The blows, however, bounced off the creature's huge, intimidating frame. The assassin grabbed the larger creature and lifted it over its head, and impaled it on top of a fire hydrant. The other, smaller creature quickly burned to death.

The fight was all too brief, and the outcome certainly surprised the veterans of violence. But they were too dead to express their shock.






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ByzantineKnight stood proudly in the center of town. A massive figure, he felt he was prepared for anything, and felt no fear. When a familiar figure approached, the beast felt a kinship.... and immediately trusted the smaller figure. The two did not exchange any words.

However, ByzantineKnight suddenly felt an annoying stinging sensation in his chest and arms. He looked down and saw that bits and pieces of his skin were being torn apart by tiny projectiles. Confused, the creature looked around to see what could be causing it. The beast turned toward its new friend, the smaller figure, to see if it could gain any clues. The smaller figure was making a lot of noise, and this began to greatly irritate the towering beast even more than the tiny projectiles. Unable to connect the two annoyances, the great lumbering beast roared at its new friend, as if commanding him to be quiet.

When the noise continued, the great beast lumbered forward, roaring louder and smashing up parked cars and anything else standing in the way. The stinging sensation continued. Why was his new friend not listening to him? Stop making noise! Stop it!

The figure began slowly backing up, and it began throwing tiny egg shaped objects in the direction of ByzantineKnight. These tiny eggs clattered to the huge creature's feet. It looked down, wondering what they were. They exploded, coating the giant creature with flames. The creature hated the bright light and the noise of the explosion, and it became enraged. Maybe this familiar figure was no friend at all....

Finally, the creature turned toward its attacker and tried to stomp on it, but the smaller, faster figure moved out of the way. It tried to pound the figure into the pavement, but it kept moving. Finally, the giant beast grabbed a street light and pulled it out of the sidewalk, and began swinging it at its attacker. One of the blows landed solidly, and the much smaller foe went flying, and landed rather roughly some 30 feet away.


The flashing and the noises stopped, as did the stinging projectiles.



Satisfied, the confused giant lumbered towards the fallen foe, wondering why his friend was hurting him. The beast was startled when the figure managed to get to its feet, bloodied and battered though it was. The figure pulled two long blades from behind its back, and faced the giant. The giant stood its ground, still angry and confused at the unprovoked attack. The smaller figure lunged, moving faster than any human being possibly could. It buried the long blades deep into the giant's chest, impaling the creature straight through the heart.

Reacting instinctively, the giant slammed its heavy hands together, crushing the attacker, and it pulled the small foe off of its body, snapping bones in the process, knocking the wind out of the little thing. The monster then lifted the attacker up with one hand, and slammed it roughly against the ground, trying to kill it.


The giant could take no more of this abuse, and it began to transform.... the virus inside its body activated, and the already giant, enraged creature became more and more furious, and grew to several times its already formidable size. The bellowing creature could be seen and heard all across The Purgatory.


The smaller foe weakly pulled itself to its feet once again.... astounded that the creature would not die. It looked at the giant beast with glowing, furious, murderous eyes... It produced a crossbow seemingly out of nowhere, and aimed the weapon directly at the giant's face, and squeezed the trigger.

Tied tightly to the bolt was a small cylinder, filled with a special kind of powder, and protruding from the cylinder was a short, lit fuse. The bolt impacted the giant in the eye, causing the giant to stagger. The powder then exploded, shattering the giant's face and dealing a mortal blow.


The massive figure roared with indescribable fury, its body burning, bloodied, and blown to pieces. With its final bit of strength, the massive giant uttered the following word....





"Venganza...."






The creature fell forward, swiftly and with murderous intent. The smaller attacker could not move its battered body out of the way in time, and it was crushed beneath the huge corpse of El Gigante.




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B_Ray was hopping along, when suddenly a dark figure turned a corner and approached the small creature. B_Ray bared its fangs, and leaped into the air to deliver the decapitating blow.




RUN AWAY!!!!



However, a burst of powerful energy stopped B_ray in his little rabbit tracks, and the tiny creature was blown into smithereens almost instantly.


One Rabbit stew, coming up...





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Summary of events:


TheFlax has been murdered!

TheFlax was Blitzen, of the Bizarro Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Blitzen.png

TheFlax was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/46.png

3 of Spades




classical_hero has been murdered!

classical_hero was The Black Beast of Aaarrghhh, of the Python Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/BlackbeastofArrgghhh.png

classical_hero was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/9.png

Queen of Clubs




Kagemusha has been murdered!

Kagemusha was Itchy and Scratchy, of the Springfield Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ItchyandScratchy.png

Kagemusha was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/27.png

8 of Hearts




ByzantineKnight has been murdered!

ByzantineKnight was El Gigante, of the Dark Falls Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ElGigante.png

ByzantineKnight was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/13.png

Jack of Clubs




Seon has been slain in retaliation!

Seon was Alfred Branagh, of the Dark Falls Mafia faction!

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Seon was SCREWTAPE, of the Shadow Fort!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Screwtape.png

Seon was CHAOTIC!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/25.png

8 of Clubs





B_Ray has been murdered!

B_Ray was The Killer Rabbit, of the Python Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/RabbitofCaerbannog.png

B_Ray was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/5.png

King of Clubs












Alive Players- (43/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS
Autolycus
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
choxorn
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
Csargo
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Earthling
El Barto
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Methos
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
YLC
Zack

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One






BEGIN DAY TWO.



Items to be posted immediately.





Vote now on the following items:



Jerry Seinfeld's PUFFY SHIRT (10% Bulletproof item)
Blitzen's TRAITOROUS ELF (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% INVESTIGATORY)
The Black Beast's ANIMATOR (10% Retaliatory item)
Itchy and Scratchy's CARTOON MALLET (10% Retaliatory item)
El Gigante's OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE (10% Retaliatory item)
Alfred Branagh's CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE (10% Retaliatory item)
Killer Rabbit's KILLER RABBIT (10% Vigilante item)




This writeup has been updated for changes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY TWO





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Shaken by the loss of so many of their own, the villains gathered together at the center of the city to discuss which of them were the traitors. They accused each other mightily, with several candidates discussed as probable targets, but in the end, the silent one was chosen by a landslide. Further, many were so convinced of their choice, they wagered heavily against their target, leaving absolutely no margin for error.


The Angel: "Who among you have you decided is responsible for these heinous crimes?"


The villains shouted in unison.


"YLC! YLC! YLC! YLC!"


The strange figure known only as YLC stood in the shadows at the back of the crowd, glaring at them, even as their accusations grew louder and more ferocious. He said nothing.


The Angel: "Bring him before me."


The crowd looked around, unsure of the creature's whereabouts, until suddenly, one of the animals spotted him, lurking in the darkness.


"There he is! Kill the lurker! Cut his throat! Bash him in! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!"


They scrambled toward the lurking figure, surrounding him. Quickly, his accusers tried to subdue him, with Subotan leading the way. Many others charged forward, fighting amongst each other, trying to destroy the hated lurker. He was guilty of something, and that's all they needed to know.

The one known as YLC said nothing, but stepped out of the shadows to reveal his true form.



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The advancing army didn't even slow down, but YLC gripped his weapons tightly and began hurling them at the approaching force. Many of them were smashed roughly in the head, and others were severely wounded by the painful projectiles. Still, none of this deterred the crowd, and although the creature put up a valiant struggle, we was quickly captured and disarmed, and dragged before the Angelic One.


The Angel: "YLC, you have been found guilty by your peers. Have you any last words?"


YLC said nothing, but he did roll his eyes at the group.


The Angel: "Very well. Now you shall die in a manner most fitting! Behold my power!!!"


The Angel summoned a massive amount of energy, and a beam of light fell from the heavens, landing in the center of town. From the ground came a large, green, cylindrical object. It seemed to be some kind of large sewer pipe, strangely pointing up for no apparent reason.


From out of this pipe came a familiar figure clad in red and blue, who spotted YLC and immediately stood in a fighting stance. YLC produced more weapons seemingly out of thin air, and finally spoke.


YLC: "Now ya got my Hammer Angry! Ya shouldn't have done that!"


With that, the Hammer Brother split in two and became the Hammer Brothers.




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And he was quickly beaten by that mustachioed plumber, who stole his hammer and jumped down the warp pipe to escape, shouting:

"It's-a me! Mario!"


The villains were quite confused as to what the heck just happened, and why they went through all that just to defeat a foe that could barely fight back. They were tired, and much worse for wear after their failed lynch.





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YLC has been lynched!

YLC was Hammer Brother, of the Evil Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Hammer.png

YLC was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/29.png

7 of Clubs












Alive Players- (42/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
choxorn
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
Csargo
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Diana Abnoba
Earthling
El Barto
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Zack

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two



BEGIN NIGHT TWO.



Tally and item results:
PUFFY SHIRT
Shlin28: 6 (shlin, Bow, Jolt, Ironside, Beskar, DIY
Diana: Diana
Gamez: Gamez
Chaotix: Fluffy
Beefy: Beefy
Diamondeye: Diamondeye, Psychonaut
Blackadder: Blackadder
MRD: MRD, Warman, choxorn, Arpeg,

TRAITOROUS ELF
Bow-wow-wow: 8 (Bow-wow-wow, Jolt, Skooma, Ironside, Arpeg, Beskar, choxorn, DIY
Psychonaut: Psychonaut
Arpeg: Diana
Bow: Shlin
RedSpy: RedSpy
FluffyOne: FluffyOne
Gamez: Gamez
Beefy: Beefy
Diamondeye: Diamondeye
Robbiecon: Robbiecon


ANIMATOR
DIY: 6 (DIY, shlin28, Bow, Ironside, Beskar, choxorn,
Arpeg: Arpeg, Subotan
Psychonaut: Psychonaut, Diamondeye
Chaotix: Chaotix, Fluffy
Jolt: Jolt
dcmort: dcmort
Diana: Diana
Gamez: Gamez
Beefy: Beefy
Believer: Believer
Warman: MRD


CARTOON MALLET
Greyblades: 5 (Greyblades, shlin, Bow, Ironside, Beskar
Arpeg: Arpeg, Subotan
Psychonaut: Psychonaut, Diamondeye
Jolt: Jolt
dcmort: dcmort
Blackadder: Diana
Gamez: Gamez
Beefy: Beefy
Believer: Believer
Warman: MRD, choxorn

OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE
Beskar: 8 (Beskar, Diana, shlin, Bow, Ironside, choxorn, Jolt, DIY
Arpeg: Arpeg, Subotan, MRD, Warman
Psychonaut: Psychonaut, Diamondeye
dcmort: dcmort
Gamez: Gamez
Skooma: Skooma
Chaotix: Fluffy
Beefy: Beefy
Believer: Believer

CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE
Arpeg: 8 (Arpeg, Subotan, Bow, Ironside, Beskar, MRD, Warman, choxorn,
Psychonaut: Psychonaut, Diamondeye,
Jolt: Jolt
dcmort: dcmort
Autolycus: Autolycus
DIY: Diana
Gamez: Gamez
Chaotix: Fluffy
Beefy: Beefy
Believer: Believer


KILLER RABBIT
Jolt: 5 (Jolt, shlin, Bow, Ironside, Beskar
Chaotix: Chaotix, Fluffy
Psychonaut: Psychonaut
landlubber: landlubber
dcmort: dcmort
Diana: Diana
Gamez: Gamez
Beefy: Beefy
Diamondeye: Diamondeye
Crazed Rabbit: Arpeg, choxorn,




LYNCH

YLC: 82 (20 Subotan, 1 Shlin28, 20 B_ray, 9 Diamondeye, 5 Blackadder, 5 God Emperor, 5 ACIN, 5 Mythmonster, 5 Bow-wow-wow, 5 choxorn, 1 Chaotix, 1 DIY) :skull:
Chaotix: 15 (10 Fluffy, 5 lubber)
Renata 14 (1 Jolt, 2 Autolycus, 2 Diana Abnoba, 1 Beksar, 5 Gamez, 1 dcmort, 1 Ironside, 1 Arpeg,
ACIN: 9 (4 Psychonaut, 5 Zack
Choxorn: 5 (5 RedSpy,
Beskar: 5 (5 Skooma
Bow-wow-wow: 2 (2 Beefy
Fluffy: 1 (1 Believer,

Abstain: Backwards Logic, Link

Not Voting to lynch:

civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
Csargo
Earthling
El Barto
Greyblades
Major Robert Dump
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Visorslash
Warman
YLC
Everyone who wagered credits lost their credits. Everyone who did not wager credits lost 1 credit.

If you spot an error in the tally please inform me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT TWO






She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Re-appear when you feel magical
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
Yeah you know we're gonna win again

Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
who is the schizophrenic psycho
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
who is the paranoid Flake-oh


-- Puddle of Mudd






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Diana Abnoba could sense someone approaching. She cackled with evil laughter, and opened the outer doors using telekinesis.

"I've been looking forward to this...." she taunted, menacingly. The intruder approached, with green eyes burning with malicious intent. The intruder said nothing. "It's foolish to come against ME...." she continued. "You will die.... crushed by my power."

Diana Abnoba waited in the darkness of the large, empty building. It must have been some kind of warehouse; there was enough space inside the building to hold a fleet of starfighters. When she spotted the lone figure, she emerged from the darkness and began firing a massive stream of disruptor energy at the being. The beam scattered in several directions, glancing off of the figure. At this point, Diana attempted to swing her massive fists at the intruder, who deftly dodged them all. Growing frustrated, Diana opened up a massive vortex behind her, summoning anti-matter missiles, directing them toward her attacker.

The powerful being focused its mind, and caused the vortex to collapse, detonating the missiles prematurely. Diana took massive damage from the blast which followed. "AARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!" she roared, as her face began to dematerialize, exposing a giant brain-like entity.

"Only I have the brains to rule the universe!" she shouted. The intruder said nothing, but focused its energies.... summoning a gigantic swarm of meteors. The impact of the meteors caused Diana Abnoba to lose her inner shielding. The intruder moved in for the kill, unleashing its devastating weapon, striking Diana over and over again. She never stood a chance.

"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!!!!" she shouted, but the armed intruder was already gone. It was too late to stop the self-destruct sequence.






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https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/england/STAR%20FOX/Andross.jpg "NOOOOOOOOOOO-"









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Csargo slept soundly, well-protected by his spiky exterior. He didn't seem to notice the approaching attacker until it was too late. When he woke, he saw a lean, muscular figure with huge black wings extended to either side, wielding a gigantic spiked mace in its powerful hands.

Csargo was startled, and prepared to defend himself.... by rolling up into a little ball. His attacker was not impressed. The figure swung the spiked mace with superhuman strength, and crushed the tiny animal with a sickening splat. There was nothing left of the poor creature but a bloody stain on the pavement.

The attacker said nothing, as it slowly walked away.







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A man clad in dark armor stood guard, watching the events unfold from a distance. The man was approached by another strange being, who took out a weapon and blasted his arm clean off.


"It's just a flesh wound!" shouted the man in dark armor, as his attacker ran away.






______________________________





Backwards Logic, wary since his brother's fateful demise, stood at the ready in case anyone tried to attack him, perched atop a large cluster of tall buildings. And this vigilance would be prudent tonight. A dark figure approached, with fiery red spiky hair, wielding a blade of some kind. Backwards Logic summoned a fireball and prepared to launch it at the intruder.

"Halt! Who approaches?"

The intruder said nothing, so Backwards Logic fired the flaming projectile, which the intruder barely dodged. The intruder continued to climb upward, as Backwards Logic rained hellish fire down upon him. The bouncing orbs did not disappear when they struck against other objects, but continued to bounce and bounce.

The path to the top of the buildings was now filled with flaming death, but the advancing figure was undaunted. In fact, the figure seemed capable of absorbing or deflecting these particular weapons, though the sheer number of them made for a challenge. As the attacker got to the top of the building, Backwards Logic unleashed a hellish storm of flaming orbs, one after the other, and they all met their target. The attacking figure was struck hard, and it fell to the ground in flames.

"Had enough, eh?" Backwards Logic said, as he prepared another volley.



The figure stood up, and its disguise faded. The figure suddenly seemed twice as tall, and far more menacing. Backwards Logic was terrified of this dark figure, and he hid inside his shell, out of pure instinct.


"Heh.... heh..... heh......" laughed the dark figure (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1EAFaro95g).


Trying to put on a brave face, Backwards Logic came out of his shell, and stood as tall as his tiny frame would allow.


"Stand back, stranger... there's plenty more where that came from."


"Puny weakling.... your weapons are mere toys. Would you like to see my secret technique of darkness, before I destroy you?"


"All right pal, you asked for it!" shouted Backwards Logic, as he prepared to fire the flaming orbs.


Instantly, the figure cloaked himself with darkness, and all the lights in the city went out simultaneously. Backwards Logic could not even see his attacker.... and now he could feel dark orbs of energy whizzing by his head. The brave little trooper ducked inside his shell, hoping to survive the onslaught.


"Heh heh heh heh.... you're no match for me. Now hold still while I finish you off...."


An orb of darkness struck Backwards Logic and sent him flying around the top of the building, spinning out of control. He was knocked clear out of his own shell, leaving him completely vulnerable. There was only one thing left to do.... attack!?


Backwards Logic closed his eyes and unleashed a furious volley of fireballs, trying to hit his attacker. But he kept missing, and the evil laughter which followed seemed to haunt him. The burning orbs bounced around the top of the building, refusing to burn out, but the light they provided was not enough to illuminate the King of Evil.

Suddenly, one of the burning orbs struck a pile of wooden crates, and the crates caught flame, partly illuminating the top of the building. Backwards Logic spotted the King of Evil approaching, to deliver the finishing blow. He dove out of the way just in time, as another fireball bounced and hit a pile of dirty rags on the opposite side of the building. Now, the King of Evil was exposed.


"Surprisingly clever, little turtle, but nothing you do will change the outcome of this fight."


The King of Evil hurled his gigantic silver blade at the small turtle, who ran as fast as he could to escape instant death. The Silver blade embedded itself in the rooftop, as Backwards Logic found his shell and hid inside it again.


"Nothing can stop me! I am GANONDORF, the KING OF EVIL! I wield the Triforce! I am INVINCIBLE!!!"




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/EPYC/Triforce-Complete.png



Ganondorf held the glowing item aloft, as he burned with terrifying power.


Just then, the Triforce was knocked out of Ganondorf's hand by an unseen force.


"What? What??? Who did that? I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!! BUT FIRST, I WILL DESTROY THIS PUNY WEAKLING!!!!"



Ganondorf unleashed a hellish blast of light and dark energy, which struck Backwards Logic right in the shell, killing him instantly. The shell began to ricochet around the top of the building, along with the orbs of fire.


"HAH HAH HAH HAH......" cackled the great King of Evil.



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Ganondorf.png



The red shell continued bouncing, until it deflected off the ground at an odd angle, striking the great King of Evil right in the face.


"GAHHHH!!!" he cried in pain, as he stumbled backwards. He was then struck by a flurry of burning orbs, causing him to lose his balance. The dark titan fell, and impaled himself on his silver blade.


"No...... NO!!! This can't be happening.... I can't be defeated by such a.... powerless creature...."



Ganondorf attempted to transform himself using the power of the Triforce, but it was already gone!!! The Great King of Evil had been slain!!!!




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Ganon.jpg


Curse you.... King of Hyrule!!!


Curse you.... Zelda!


Curse you, Backwards Logic!!!







______________________________




Summary of events:


Diana Abnoba has been murdered!

Diana Abnoba was Andross, of the Evil Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Andross.png

Diana Abnoba was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/48.png

3 of Diamonds




Csargo has been murdered!

Csargo was Porcupiney the Porcupine, of the South Park Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Porcupiney.png

Csargo was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/3.png

Ace of Hearts




Backwards Logic has been murdered!

Backwards Logic was Fire Brother, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Fire.png

Backwards Logic was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/31.png

7 of Hearts




ArpeggiateTHIS has been killed in retaliation!

ArpeggiateTHIS was Sideshow Bob, of the Springfield Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/SideshowBob.png

ArpeggiateTHIS was GANONDORF, of the Legend of Zelda- War in Hyrule!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Ganondorf.png

ArpeggiateTHIS was SERIAL KILLER!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/17.png

10 of Clubs














Alive Players- (38/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
choxorn
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
El Barto
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Zack

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two








BEGIN DAY THREE.



Items to be voted on:



Hammer Brother's RED SHELL (10% vigilante item)
Andross Oikonny's WOLFEN FIGHTER (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% investigatory)
Pocupiney's PORCUPINE QUILLS (10% defender item)
Fire Brother's FIREBALL (10% retaliatory item)
Sideshow Bob's ROPE (10% bus driver item)
Sideshow Bob's GAG (50% SILENCER item)
Custom Desert Eagle: 10% retaliatory kill chance. (Branagh's Custom Desert Eagle)



You will have 48 hours to post and vote, and the usual time of 0100 will be the cutoff. So you'll have a couple extra hours, too.


PM results are going out, but as usual, they will take some time. Please be patient.


Maximum wager for this round is 30 credits.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY THREE




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/DarkFalls.jpg





The Angelic One called the meeting of the evil creatures to order, and asked who among them was responsible for the murders happening at night. Today, the discussion was rather colorful and fierce, with tempers flaring and obscenities dropped, personal attacks thrown about, and Gameroom moderators stepping in to tell people to behave. It was a mess.

When it came down to the final hours before sunset, two main suspects emerged. One of whom was very loud and colorful, and the other was dead silent. In the final count, slightly more anger was directed toward the silent one than the loud one. And so they had decided.

Angelic One: "Bring the quiet one before me. Bring me.... civplayah!"


civplayah was sleeping in the back of the group, with drool running down his face.

"Let's get him!!!" Shouted Major Robert Dump, leading the charge. The evil creatures trampled over one another, trying to destroy this silent creature. But another faction, lead by Earthling and Romanic, tried to destroy Major Robert Dump. The two factions stood facing one another, and they gritted their teeth and stomped their hooves and loaded their weapons.


Angelic One: "I said bring me the quiet one! What are you doing?"

The evil creatures ignored the Angelic One and began brawling with one another, each trying to destroy their targets. Many villains lost a considerable amount of strength, and several limped away from the battle, wounded and exhausted. In the end, Major Robert Dump was still standing, and led his exhausted forces toward the sleeping civplayah.


"YOU! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS!!!" shouted Dump.

"Wha-?? What? What's going on? I already told you fools I wanted no part of this. What are you doing, get your hands off of me!" replied civplayah.

They tossed civplayah in front of the Angelic One, who had been growing impatient.



Angelic One: "Prepare to face your final judgment. Do you have any last words?"


civplayah: "Yes I do."


Angelic One: "....Well said."


And with that, the Angel summoned forth a pit of man-eating anteaters, and kicked civplayah into the pit to watch him die.


civplayah: "With my last breath, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!"





______________________________




Summary of events:


civplayah has been lynched!

civplayah was Professor Farnsworth, of the Springfield Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Farnsworth.png

civplayah was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/23.png

9 of Hearts








Alive Players- (37/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
choxorn
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Zack

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three





BEGIN NIGHT THREE.

Everyone who wagered lost their wagered credits. Everyone who did not wager lost 1 credit.





* Hammer Brother's RED SHELL (10% vigilante item)

Beefy- 7 Beefy, Chaotix, Diamondeye, Skooma, choxorn, shlin, MRD
Beskar- Beskar, DIY, Autolycus
Earthling- Earthling
Mythmonster- Mythmonster


* Andross Oikonny's WOLFEN FIGHTER (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% investigatory)

Believer- 4 Believer, Renata, God Emperor, Psychonaut
DIY- DIY, choxorn
Earthling- Earthling
Diamondeye- Diamondeye
Bow-wow-wow- Skooma, Bow-wow-wow, MRD
Ironside- shlin
ACIN- ACIN
Fluffy- Fluffy
Robbie- Robbie, Chaotix

* Pocupiney's PORCUPINE QUILLS (10% defender item)

Believer- 4 Believer, Renata, God Emperor, choxorn
Earthling- Earthling
Diamondeye- Diamondeye
Ironside- Ironside
Greyblades- Greyblades
Psychonaut- Psychonaut
Warman- MRD
MRD- Fluffy
Visorslash- Visorslash, Chaotix, DIY, shlin

* Fire Brother's FIREBALL (10% retaliatory item)

Renata- 7 Renata, Believer, Chaotix, Zack, Diamondeye, choxorn, Earthling
shlin28- DIY,
Ironside- Ironside
Skooma- Skooma, shlin, MRD


* Sideshow Bob's ROPE (10% bus driver item)

choxorn- 8 choxorn, Renata, Believer, Zack, DIY, shlin, Earthling, MRD
Chaotix- Chaotix,
Diamondeye- Diamondeye
Autolycus- Autolycus
Fluffy- Fluffy


* Sideshow Bob's GAG (50% SILENCER item)

MRD- 5 Beskar, choxorn, DIY, Diamondeye, MRD
Fluffy- Fluffy, shlin
Renata- 5 Renata, Believer, Zack, Earthling, Autolycus
Chaotix, Chaotix




* Custom Desert Eagle: 10% retaliatory kill chance. (Branagh's Custom Desert Eagle)


Robbie- 3 Robbie, Chaotix, shlin
God Emperor- Believer, God Emperor
Zack- 4 Zack, Renata, choxorn, Earthling
shlin- DIY,
Ironside- Ironside
Fluffy- MRD


LYNCH

civplayah- 161 (2 Chaotix, 19 ACIN, 30 Warman, 20 Crazed Rabbit, 30 Fluffy. 30 Blackadder, 30 MRD :skull:

MRD- 160 (30 Earthling, 1 Visorslash 15 Robbiecon, 30 Romanic, 15 Zack, 10 Believer, 2 Link, 10Autolycus, 5 Renata, 10 shlin, 1 Jolt, 1 B_ray, 30 choxorn,
Earthling- 35 (30 Subotan, 5 Bow,
Subotan- 23 (5 dcmort, 3 Diamondeye, 2 Ironside, 5 Red_Spy, 8 myth,
ACIN- 16 (8 God Emperor, 5 Psychonaut, 3 DIY
Seon- 3 (3 Gamez,
Chaotix- 1 (1 Beskar,

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT THREE






Dragged you down below
Down to the Devil's show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never
Hate to twist your mind
but God ain't on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Render of your last endeavor

Ashes burning, you can smell it in the air
Cause men like you have such an easy soul to steal
So stand in line while banging numbers in your head
You're now a slave until the end of time
And nothing stops the madness turning
haunting, yearning, pull the trigger!

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know that you belong here


-- Avenged Sevenfold







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Choxorn stood by his vehicle, mask in hand. He was ready... if only he could find a victim. No sooner had he thought of one, did someone approach him.


"Would you like some ice cream? I promise you, it will make you forget all your misery...." said Choxorn.


The approaching figure wasn't a child, or even a frail-looking adult. No, this was an imposing figure, with gigantic black wings, wielding all manner of medieval weaponry. In its powerful hands, the figure held a massive spiked mace. Its face was dark and disfigured. The being did not look too well, but it did not look too easy to destroy either. Blood dripped down the mace, and the figure grimly grinned at choxorn. Even its grin was frightening.


"Last chance, freak show. Trick or treat." threatened Choxorn. The figure said nothing, and continued walking toward Choxorn. Finally choxorn decided that it was time to run over the approaching figure, and put it out of its misery. Choxorn started the vehicle and drove straight at the being, which stood its ground, and stood in a bracing position.






The ice cream truck smashed into the winged creature, and flipped completely over. A huge dent was made in the front of the truck, as it came tumbling to a stop. The winged creature seemed unaffected.









As choxorn lay on the ground, bleeding, he was barely aware of someone leaning down and licking the blood off of his face. Seconds later, he saw a gigantic spiked mace heading for his skull.


In the morning, they found choxorn's remains.

Most of them, anyway.




______________________________





Zack had been preparing for this moment his whole life. The years of training... the very culture he grew up in... all driving him toward this moment. And it was finally here. In the center of the city, Zack had been looking for a fight. He held his long, sharp blade in both hands, with his desert eagle strapped to his thigh. And soon enough, the fight came looking for him.



"Halt! Who approaches unannounced? Only a fool would approach me unarmed." Zack warned.


The approaching figure said nothing, but its eyes burned green with malice. The figure was holding a very long blade in one hand, and the other hand was making a beckoning motion, as if daring Zack to make good on his threat.


"You dishonor me. The penalty for that is death, petaQ."


Roaring with fury, the warrior Zack charged toward the green eyed figure, with batleth raised to deliver a killing blow. The green-eyed figure blocked the strike with its long sword, and pushed the attacking warrior off. Zack was undaunted, and charged again, only to be similarly repelled. Zack's blood was pulsing through his body, and he was filled with lust for battle. He gave it all he had to defeat this unknown stranger, and he was making little headway.




After a few minutes of this seeming stalemate, the green eyed figure smiled slightly, and quickly twisted the long blade, severing Zack's torso from his legs with one smooth strike. Zack fell to the pavement, howling in pain. Even now, the warrior would not yield, and reached for the gun. The warrior aimed it at the approaching green eyed figure, and fired until it was empty, while shouting Klingon profanities.



The green eyed assailant stood, completely unscathed by the weapons. Finally, the assailant spoke.


"Death awaits you, mortal. But fear not... soon comes an end to suffering. An end to strife. Through me, everything will be reborn."


Zack spat blood at the assailant, who quickly impaled Zack through the face, ending his life.







______________________________




The man clad in black armor stood watch over the bridge connecting the two sides of the city. A cloaked figure approached, and prepared to attack. But the man in black armor simply stared back at the cloaked figure.


The cloaked figure unleashed a blast of power, sending electric energy directly toward the armored man. The impact of the blast was enormous, and sparks flew everywhere. The cloaked figure laughed victoriously, as he continued to approach.


"Hahahahahaa!!! Feel the power! The incredible, unstoppable power!"




Strangely, the man in black armor was still on his feet.




With a swing of his mighty sword, the man in black armor smashed the cloaked figure atop its head, knocking him unconscious. Nonchalantly, the man in black armor returned to guarding the bridge. A faint glow of a magical shield surrounded the man in black armor.


"None shall pass" stated the armored man, matter-of-factly.









______________________________




Summary of events:


choxorn has been murdered!

choxorn was Choir Director James Marshall, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Evilcultist.png

choxorn was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/34.png

6 of Spades





Zack has been murdered!

Zack was Klingon Assassin, of the Space Mafia faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Klingonassassin.png

Zack was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/26.png

8 of Spades











Alive Players- (35/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three



BEGIN DAY FOUR.




Items to be voted on:



(20% retaliatory kill chance) Klingon Warrior's SWORD OF KAHLESS
(20% bus driver chance) James Marshall's ICE CREAM TRUCK
(FACTION SCANNING + 10% investigatory) Professor Farnsworth's EXTRA-THICK GLASSES



Max wager today is 40 credits.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FOUR




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The crowd gathered at the center of the city. The Angelic One appeared and addressed them as usual.


Angelic One: "I hope you were a bit more decisive this time?"


The mob was foaming at the mouth, and had already bound and gagged the one known as Major Robert Dump, who suffers from an excess of wit, charm, sophistication, and ostentatious personality. The mob was in such a frenzy to kill this man that they began trampling on one another in an effort to tear him apart.


Angelic One: "Very well, I shall dispense with the pleasantries and read a poem. AHEM...."












T'was Cinco de Mayo, and all through the city
The mob lynched one of their own without pity
A reindeer with a nose that glowed oh so bright
And would serve as a guide for their slaying that night
They tied him up tight and they chained him with care
They kicked him and choked him and bathed him in Nair
They hit him with bricks and bashed him with sticks
And they forced him to listen to some Stevie Nicks.
They choked him with his collar As they yelled and they hollered
And they accused him of being a traitor most foul
But he stamped his feet and snorted and said
"Man, you guys must all be brain-dead
There's no way that I am a traitor, I say
Now stand back or I'll scan you with my Butt X-Ray!"
Was he bluffing? They decided to call Robert's bluff
And they punched and they bit and they kicked him quite rough
They pounded and smashed him and stomped him quite flat
Until they could unroll him and use his fur like a mat
But wouldn't you know it, with that son of a gun
It seems that their torment wasn't quite done
For the Angelic One summoned a creature so foul
That after one look, Dump started to howl
He scampered and whimpered and emptied his bladder
And the mob turned to see just what was the matter






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And they saw with their eyes a figure so mean
A drunken, disorderly, reindeer-killing machine
And this figure laughed mightily, smelling quite rank
As he stood atop his jolly old Tank
And next to murderous Claus sat a murderous Bunny
An Easter-time fiend who found this quite funny




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And Santa fired his weapon and blew Dump to bits
In between disturbing, demonic, psychotic laughing fits
And he drove the tank over Dump with such glee
As the Easter Bunny decorated the Slaughtering Tree
Dump's intestines went round and round the frightening pine
And his bones were displayed, dangling from twine
His hooves were hung up and strung up with much care
And his brains were strewn about with much flair
And his meat was ground up and served up with kibble
As Santa's dog "Scrumptious" looked on with a dribble
Of saliva dribbling down from his fangs that he bared
Certain this time his food wouldn't be shared





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And at last Santa Claus, and his vicious German dog
Got revenge on evil Rudolph, the fat greedy hog
And Scrumptious ate him up quick, as quick as a flash
And then Santa and Scrumptious then had to dash
"So long folks, it's surely been fun
getting revenge on the stupid red-nosed one
Now be good little boys and girls, or I might
Rip your intestines apart with a huge butcher knife"
And they heard him exclaim, as the tank drove out of sight
"Happy Cinco de Mayo, and to all a good night!"




______________________________




Summary of events:


Major Robert Dump has been lynched!

Major Robert Dump was Rudolph, of the Bizarro Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Rudolph.png

Major Robert Dump was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/52.png

2 of Diamonds









Alive Players- (34/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three

Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FOUR



Hey, why won't you listen?
Can't help the people you're missing
It's been done, a casualty re-run
Welcome to the family
I try and help you with the things that can't be justified
I need to warn you that there is no way to rationalize
So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?
You can't win this fight

And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight
Gunning for you and all mankind
I've lost my mind
Psychotic rabid dementia
I won't be fine

I see you're a king who's been dethroned
Cast out in a world you've never known
Stand down, place your weapons by your side
It's our war, in the end we'll surely lose but that's alright
So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?
And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight

Deep inside where nothing's fine
I've lost my mind
You're not invited, so step aside
I've lost my mind


-- Avenged Sevenfold






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She stood ready to defend herself, and it seemed when the powerful figure with black wings approached with medieval weaponry, she was more than a match for him.

In a flash, she drew a weapon and began firing rapidly. The powerful figure was extremely fast, but not quite able to dodge projectiles of this speed. In fact, the figure seemed to be limping.

The creature continued to advance, but she was ready. She aimed something at a nearby building and fired. In seconds, she was whisked away from the battle, and the figure approaching with blades and a spiked mace could do nothing to follow her.

The figure bared its fangs and roared in anger, and wiped the blood from its face.




______________________________





A masked figure approached Captain Blackadder2, wielding a chainsaw. Captain Blackadder moved quickly to draw her weapon and fire it at the chainsaw-wielding maniac. As Blackadder unloaded the weapon, the chainsaw freak continued to advance, and Blackadder had no choice but to turn and run.

Blackadder turned a corner and dashed down the alley, only to find there was no exit, just a gigantic chain link fence blocking her path.

Dropping the weapon, Blackadder tried to climb the fence to escape to the other side, but a cackling voice was almost upon her. The chainsaw tore Blackadder's legs from her body.

Dropping to the ground in pain, Blackadder could only watch in horror as the figure lowered the chainsaw down, and severed her at the neck.









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______________________________





Jolt stood at the top of the highest building in all of Purgatory, watching the events unfold. He could sense a presence approaching, and so he turned to face the danger.


Thinking quickly, Jolt activated his personal force-field generator to defend himself.




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"I know you are here. Your thoughts betray you. I can feel fear.... I can feel anger. But you don't use them. Give yourself to me... allow me to complete your training. Allow me to show you the Force as it truly is. Learn to use the Dark Side...."



Suddenly, Jolt felt a sharp pain in his back, and so he turned around and fired a blast of Force Lightning. But nothing was there.


"It's useless to resist. Don't make me destroy you...."


Again, Jolt felt a sharp pain. Somehow, the enemy had penetrated his force field. Jolt unleashed his purple lightsaber and began hacking away at the darkness, attempting to destroy his nemesis.




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Then, he saw it. The creature which had penetrated his defenses, his attacker. It was right in front of his nose. Jolt burned with anger, and prepared to decapitate the insane creature. But then he saw.....

He looked the creature in the eye, and he could not move. He could not understand what was happening to him. He lost his connection to the Force, and was filled with overwhelming.... something. He could not overpower this terrible force... this mind-altering force.


The creature just looked at Jolt, and stared into his soul.


"..................."


Suddenly, Jolt took his own lightsaber and embedded it in his chest, killing himself. And so the most powerful Jedi ever was slain by a creature so dangerous, if I were to describe it to you now, would cause you to fall to the ground, helpless.




______________________________






Beskar was walking through the city, eyeing his surroundings. He felt as though he was being followed. He expected that, and knew it was coming.

He knew his lucky badge wouldn't let him down. That's why when he felt a long sword impale him through the chest, and stared into the green, burning eyes of his attacker, he simply grinned.

Then he felt the blood pour down his body. He couldn't understand what was happening.... surely this could not be happening, not to him. Didn't they realize? Didn't they realize what they HAD DONE???


"You'll pay the price.... for your..... BETRAYAL!!!!" shouted Beskar, as the Omega Virus took control of his body. He began to transform, from a normal human being, into a gigantic titan of terrifying strength, unstoppable power, and limited intellect.




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"VENGANZA!!! VENGANZA!!!" the creature shouted, burning with rage and hatred.


The green-eyed swordsman stood back, and lifted a hand. A massive Flare engulfed Beskar, causing him to writhe in pain. Then, the swordsman went in for the kill, and began hacking the giant to bits, starting with the legs.


The Beskar creature swung its massive fists, even landing several blows, but the green eyed swordsman was far more powerful than he appeared. Nothing could damage him......


Beskar roared with rage at the betrayal.... and shouted out his name with all his hatred.... but no one could understand what Beskar was saying.


The swordsman jumped atop Beskar's chest and decapitated him, ending his life, and his struggle, permanently. The green eyed figure walked away with a smirk.




______________________________




Elsewhere, Backwards Logic lay deceased.


A gigantic, powerful looking figure approached, and muttered some arcane, incomprehensible words.


A glorious light engulfed the body of the fallen Fire Brother, and its life was restored.


The figure walked away before identifying itself.






______________________________




Summary of events:





Backwards Logic has been revived!



Beskar has been murdered!

Beskar was Psycho Andy, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/DetectiveAndy.png

Beskar was NEUTRAL!

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5 of Diamonds




Jolt has been murdered!

Jolt was Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded, of the Space Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/BaneAnded.png

Jolt was NEUTRAL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/1.png

Ace of Clubs




Captain Blackadder2 has been murdered!

Captain Blackadder2 was Claire Raval, of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ClaireRaval.png

Captain Blackadder2 was EVIL!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/38.png

5 of Spades












Alive Players- (32/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Backwards Logic (revived)
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three

Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four

Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four





Items to be voted on:


10% bulletproof chance. Rudolph's (SANTA'S VODKA)
50% silencer chance. Rudolph's (GAG)
30% bulletproof chance. Rudolph's (TANOOKI SUIT)



10% bulletproof chance. Psycho Andy's (LUCKY BADGE)
10% retaliatory kill chance. Psycho Andy's (OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE)



10% vigilante kill chance. Claire Raval's (CUSTOM BERETTA)



10% investigatory chance + FACTION SCANNING ITEM. Bane Anded's (JEDI HOLOCRON)
10% vigilante kill chance. Bane Anded's (KILLER RABBIT)
10% bulletproof chance. Bane Anded's (SECURITY FORCEFIELD)


Result PMs will go out as soon as I get the chance.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FIVE





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And so it was, on the 18th hour of the fifth day since they traveled to The Purgatory, that the one known as Earthling would finally receive the justice he so richly deserved, or at least that is what most everyone thought. And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.



Angelic One: "Who is it you have determined through logic and reason to be guilty?"


And so the peasants pointed to the one known as Earthling that is called Earthling.


But Earthling was not amused, and he shouted out at them, and called them all silly Kniggits. This did not persuade the crowd to spare his life, and so they advanced. He stood his ground.



Angelic One: "Earthling, you have been judged to be a criminally psychotic chaotic, and also a witch. How do you plead?"


Earthling just stared back in silence.



Angelic One: "I said, how do you plead?"



More silence.



Angelic One: "You are indeed brave, sir Knight, but I must inform you that you're going to die."



Earthling stared off, not even acknowledging the Angelic One.



Angelic One: "Do you have any last words?"


Earthling: None shall pass.



Angelic One: "What?"



Earthling: None shall pass!



Angelic One: "Interesting. Very well, seize him."



And so the entire mob descended upon Earthling, bashing him with clubs, slashing him with claws, firing bullets at him, but nothing seemed to faze the Knight. Finally, the Angelic One unsheathed a gigantic blade, and prepared to cleave the Knight into pieces.


The Angel slashed at Earthling, cutting off his remaining arm. The Angel sheathed his sword again, and stood victorious. But Earthling kicked him in the head, sending him sprawling to the ground.


Angelic One: "The battle is mine. Stop this foolishness."


Earthling: "Ooooh, had enough eh?"


Angelic One: "Stop that."


Earthling: "Chicken! CHICKEN!!! BRAWWKKK BUCK BUCK BUCK BRAWWWK!"


Angelic One: "It's over, I've won."


Earthling: "No you haven't."


Angelic One: "Look you stupid idiot, you've got no arms left!"


Earthling: "Yes I have!"


Angelic One: "LOOK!!!"


Earthling: "It's just a flesh wound. Come on, ya pansy!"



And so the Angelic one unsheathed his sword and cleaved off Earthling's leg.


Angelic One: "There. Now, do you yield?"


Earthling: "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!"


Angelic One: "Right. I'll have your other leg."


And so the Angelic one cleaved off Earthling's other leg.






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Earthling: "What do you say we call it a draw?"


The Angelic One just walked away, completely annoyed.









______________________________




Summary of events:





Earthling has been lynched!

Earthling is The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs, of the Python Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Blackknight.png

Earthling is Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/19.png

10 of Hearts




Earthling has survived the lynch!





Alive Players- (32/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Backwards Logic (revived)
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling (Survived Lynch!)
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three

Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four

Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four

(No one)
-------------Day Five




Earthling was successfully lynched, but was of Evil alignment. Everyone who wagered this round lost their wagers. Anyone who did not wager lost 1 credit.

Even if Earthling did not survive the lynch, you would have lost the credits anyway due to his alignment.


Begin Night Five.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FIVE



Wish I may
Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?

Hot and cold
Bought and Sold
A heart as hard as gold
Yeah! Are you satisfied?

Wish I might
Wish I may
You wish your life away
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?

I wish I may
I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star
I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how

Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish
You may regret it
Careful what you wish
You just might get it

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?

-- Metallica






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B_ray clutched the precious item in his hands. He worked so hard for the item.... and now it was his and his alone. It was such a strange item.... but it was rumored to cause giant transformations. Just imagine what could happen if the tiny being could become huge.... just once...


His senses picked up the sound of footsteps behind him. B_Ray hid the item and turned around to face his attacker.


The tall, menacing looking figure with giant black wings approached. In his hands, a pair of blades shimmered. B_Ray also noticed the figure was carrying a vicious-looking spiked mace, dangling from its waist. The figure bared its fangs, and prepared to cleave the little one into pieces.



B_Ray: "Oh poopies. Why do bad things always happen to such cute critters? What am I saying... I've been looking forward to this. Sacrifice me to the devil!"


Raspy voice: "With pleasure...."



And the little one was cleaved in half, with a grin on his face. The remains were mashed up with the mace. B_ray, pounded flat into the pavement, looked like road kill.





______________________________





Autolycus didn't need to rest. He spent the night doing research, attempting to learn something of value to his team. He noted that there was a figure approaching, but did not look up.


The approaching figure raised the weapon, and fired. Autolycus sensed the impact of the bullets, but he seemed unaffected. It was at this point, his golden eyes stopped focusing on his task, and turned to face the attacker. He looked furious.


Autolycus: "And what is it you think you're doing, little man?"


????: "Putting an end to you."


Autolycus: "You bags of flesh are so weak. It will be my pleasure to set you alight like a torch and parade your burnt carcass through town."


????: "I think not."


Autolycus: "And just how do you propose to stop me? I'm stronger than a hundred of you put together, and faster than the eyes can see. In fact, why am I wasting my time taunting you? Time to die."


Autolycus stood up and charged directly toward the figure, preparing to tackle and dismember the foe. But the figure kept firing, the bullets not even fazing Autolycus, as they bounced off his chest. Autolycus dove toward the armed foe, who moved out of the way with astonishing speed. Autolycus landed on the ground, and spun around to face his attacker.

The figure was already upon him, and pointing the weapon at Autolycus' face. He grabbed the attacker's hand and prepared to rip it off. The figure fired the gun, and the bullet penetrated his golden eye, severely damaging Autolycus' positronic matrix. A cascade failure soon followed, and Autolycus could only curse as his programs began shutting down.


Autolycus: "So, this is the end.


I've spent the past 3.5 seconds contemplating my own mortality.


....For an android, that is nearly an eternity."






______________________________





The green eyes shone in the night, focused on the hapless victim. He approached, wielding a massive blade, preparing to finish the tall, powerful figure with a single stroke. Sword raised, he smirked victoriously.


In an instant, the tall, powerful figure disappeared with a flash. The being with the green eyes paused for a moment, wondering what had happened.


In a few seconds, another figure appeared, and she seemed disoriented. She was a stunning woman....


Ironside: "What's going on here?"


With a shrug, the green eyed figure swung the massive blade, decapitating the beautiful woman without mercy or sentiment. He stared off into the night with intense eyes.... it wasn't clear if he was savoring the kill, or searching for the one who got away.



It started to rain from the cloudy skies. The rain sounded like a cascade of pebbles hitting the ground, they struck with such force. The rain washed the blood from the blade, and a tide of red poured from the fallen Ironside, flowing like a river into the sewer.


The green eyed figure smiled again, with malevolence.







______________________________




Summary of events:





B_Ray2 has been murdered!

B_Ray2 was Squirrely the Squirrel, of the South Park Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Squirrely.png

B_Ray2 was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/47.png

3 of Hearts







Autolycus has been murdered!

Autolycus was Lore, of the Space Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Lore.png

Autolycus was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/44.png

4 of Diamonds







Ironside has been murdered!

Ironside was Kansas C. Smith, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Kansas.png

Ironside was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/12.png

Queen of Diamonds









Alive Players- (29/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five







Begin Day Six


Vote on the following items.


10% bus driver chance. [MOBILE HOLOGRAM EMITTER]
10% investigatory chance + Faction scanning. [RABBITY THE RABBIT]
10% bulletproof chance. [UTILITY FLASHLIGHT]
60% Override (Allows kill through protection) [TRIFORCE]
10% vigilante kill chance. [SILENCED HANDGUN]
10% retaliatory kill chance. [OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE]

Max Wager for this round is 60 Credits.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY SIX




I am the shadow, and the smoke in your eyes
I am the ghost, that hides in the night

Boom-lay boom-lay, boom! (repeat)

Wait, wait a minute take a step back,
Gotta think twice before you react.
So stay, stay a little while cause a promise
Not kept is the road to exile
Hey, what's the circumstance
You'll never be great without taking a chance
So, wait you waited too long
Had your hands in your pocket
When you should've been gone.

(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
One push is all you need
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
A fist-first philosophy
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
We watch with wounded eyes.
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
So I hope you recognize.

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness, so long to the regrets
And now I see the world through diamond eyes

Damn, damn it all down
Took one to the chest without even a sound
so, what, what do you want
The things you love or the people you hurt
Hey, it's like deja vu suicidal maniac with nothing to lose
So wait, it's the exception to the rule
Everyone of us is expendable

(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
One push is all you need
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
This is philosophy.
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
We watch with wounded eyes.
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
So I hope you recognize.

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness,
So long to the regrets
And now I know that I'm alive

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness so long to the regrets
And now I see the world through
Diamond Eyes

Every night of my life I watch angels fall from the sky
Every time that the sun still sets
I pray they don't take mine

I'm on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness so long to regrets

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness so long to the regrets
And now I know that I'm alive

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness, so long to the regrets
And now I see the world through diamond eyes

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
(The story is just beginning)
I say goodbye to my weakness,
So long to the regrets
And now i see the world through
Diamond eyes

-- Shinedown






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The Angelic One called everyone to meet at the center of the city. There was a war going on between the criminals, who had openly accused one another of being worse than evil.... insanely evil.... two candidates were named as possible murderous lunatics, and for a time, the lead candidate was Renata.


Renata: "This is unacceptable. I can prove I haven't been murdering! Open your eyes, or are they full of diamonds?"


Diamondeye: "You're full of it, Renata, I can prove that you are not one of us! And to prove it, I'll talk about how you're not even evil, you're some goody-goody Jedi! Look, everyone, there's a traitor in our midst!"


Angelic One: "Night falls. I need a decision before we can proceed."


Renata: "I'm fed up with you. No one could possibly be so mistaken and still be telling the truth."


By lifting her hands, Renata hurled Diamondeye across the street. She quickly ignited her lightsaber, and stood facing off against Diamondeye, with a badass grimace on her face. Diamondeye crawled to his feet, and began to speak.


Diamondeye: "I am afraid it is you who are mistaken... about a great many things. For I am not even Diamondeye.... I am.... White_Eyes!"


Renata: "White_Eyes? Who in the blue heck is that?"


Diamondeye: "Doesn't anyone remember? I was the assassin that infiltrated Askthepizzaguy Manor and stole his SkyNet analysis database! And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling room spirits. Oh, also, Pizzaguy had a chainsaw and stuff."


Renata: "Charming."


Diamondeye: "And now, I will show off my awesome assassin skills, by taking you down, Renata!"


Diamondeye began hurling pots, pans, rubber chickens, and banana peels at Renata, who deftly avoided the projectiles. Renata suspected that Diamondeye would go for his guns and start shooting, but Diamondeye was far too clever for that. Instead, he wielded a plunger and attacked Renata head-on, and began plunging her face.


Diamondeye: "Confess! Confess! You're not one of us, you're one of them, whoever they are!"


Renata: "Get.... off.... of.... me...."


Diamondeye: "No, I won't! In fact, I shall defeat you using only a rubber chicken and a lot of enthusiasm!"



Diamondeye began slapping Renata across the face with it, pinning her down to the ground. It was humiliating.



Renata: "All right, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-LOVING CHICKENS SLAPPING AGAINST MY MOTHER-LOVING FACE!!!"


Using the Force, Renata pushed Diamondeye off of her, and then took out her awesome lightsaber and prepared to finish the White_eyed one.


Diamondeye: "No, please don't! Don't kill me.... please!"


Renata: "I'M GOING TO END THIS, ONCE AND FOR ALL...."


Diamondeye: "No..... no.... no.... YOU WILL DIE!!!!"


In a flash, Diamondeye removed his White_Eyes mask to reveal what he was underneath.... it was too horrible to describe. But it was very furry.




Renata: "What is going on here?"


Diamondeye: "Foolish Jedi... don't you realize who you're messing with? The greatest and most undetectable mafioso of all time. OF ALL TIME!"


Renata rolled out of the way as Diamondeye wielded a shotgun and began blasting the vicious weapon in her direction. Diamondeye stood up, and lit a cigarette and let it dangle off of his grotesque features. His face was twisted into a permanent grin. He wore a dark vest, and sunglasses, and had long.... floppy ears?


Renata: "You're dressed as some kind of.... crazed.... rabbit..... thing!"


Diamondeye: "And now you'll be sleeping with the fishes!"




*BLAM!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!*




Renata jumped out of the way, but her jedi weapon wasn't very proficient at deflecting shotgun blasts. Laser weapons were easier to deflect... these crude weapons were too primitive for her elegant weapon to be of any use.

She tapped into the Force and ran as fast as she could, with the mad rabbit man hopping behind her, laughing as his shotgun blasts nearly hit their mark.


She ran back to the center of the city, where the crowd took cover. Only the Angelic One remained.




Angelic One: "You've disappointed me, Wabbit. I thought you could be something more than a common criminal. I thought you were the best of the best. Instead, you got beaten by a girl."


Diamondeye: "What? She's no match for me. She can't even fight back. I'll blast her to smithereens!"


Angelic One: "Prepare to face your judgment...."


Diamondeye: "Well..... a-that-a-that-a-that's all, folks!"




The Angelic One summoned a figure from beyond this dimension.... a being of style, and grace, and supernaturally perfect dance moves. He summoned.... The Director.



Reenk Roink: "I see my services are needed again. It figures Pizzaguy couldn't write a decent ending for this tale without me. Now, hit the music!"


Suddenly, one of the nearby buildings lit up with a flashing Neon sign, that read "Club 30". It was filled with gorgeous models, actors and actresses, wealthy business moguls, famous politicians, and most importantly, a disco ball and a dance floor.


Reenk Roink: "I challenge you, Diamondeye. If you can dance as well as me, I will let you live. And if not.... well...."


Reenk pointed at the floor near the bathroom of Club 30, which still contained a rotting corpse impaled on spikes.



Diamondeye: "I can dance just as well as anyone! Let's go!"



And the fantastic beat began to play. The familiar music: Michael Jackson. And Diamondeye began performing for the crowd, showing off his astounding moves. He spun and he flipped, he popped and he locked. He even did the electric slide. And the crowd was mightily impressed. They cheered for him.


Diamondeye: "See? I'm the best dancer around!"



Reenk Roink simply stepped onto the dance floor, wearing a white tuxedo and a stylish fedora. He raised an eyebrow, and all the ladies and 10% of the guys began to swoon. What followed was the most astounding dance moves anyone had ever seen. Some of the moves Reenk performed simply could not have been done by a normal human being. But Reenk was no ordinary human being.

His dancing literally set the floor on fire. Diamondeye could only watch with jaw agape as the furious dancing of Reenk Roink filled the room with burning intensity. The ladies began showering Reenk with bras and panties, roses, and jewelry. Diamondeye was too stunned to move, as his clothes caught fire, and began burning his rabbit costume.

Reenk stopped dancing and looked at the burning man in the rabbit suit.


Reenk Roink: "Now, beat it."


Reenk snapped his fingers, and Diamondeye exploded in a shower of flaming rabbit parts. No one was sure exactly how Reenk did that, but everyone just shrugged and said "Reenk is Reenk".


As quickly as he came, Reenk Roink disappeared.... and Club 30 went with him.



Angelic One: "That was impressive. Okay, there are still more of them left. Don't get cocky..."





______________________________




Summary of events:





Diamondeye has been lynched!

Diamondeye was White_Eyes:D, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Assassin.png

Diamondeye was CRAZED RABBIT, of CAPO DI TUTTI CAPO III

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/CrazedRabbit.png

Diamondeye was CHAOTIC!

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10 of Spades











Alive Players- (28/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC ]Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPO III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Six





Begin Night Six



Those who wagered on Diamondeye get their credits returned to them. All other wagers were lost. You didn't wager, you lost 1 credit.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT SIX




Another day in this carnival of souls
Another night settles in as quickly as it goes
The memories are shadows; ink on the page
And I can't seem to find my way home

And it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out

All the places I've been and things I've seen
A million stories that made up a million shattered dreams
The faces of people I'll never see again
And I can't seem to find my way home

Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
To break me down
Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out


-- Five Finger Death Punch






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The dark Necromancer looked at the remains of the fallen Diamondeye, and muttered some arcane words. In a flash, the ashes of Diamondeye were collected in an urn. The Necromancer chanted, and soon, the urn vanished, and was replaced with the unconscious body of a man in a rabbit suit.



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Soon, the fallen Diamondeye rose, proclaiming that he was "late".... indeed, he was late for a "very important date".




______________________________




Robbiecon sat in his blue Jaguar XK 120, trying to relax after another difficult day. At least they got one....


Soon enough, Robbiecon was approached on both sides of the vehicle. To the rear of the vehicle stood a smaller figure, and to the front of the vehicle stood the taller one, wearing a mask. The pair did not look at one another, but focused on Robbiecon.

Robbiecon took one look to the back and the front of the vehicle and decided to speed away from there. He floored the gas pedal, and plowed into the taller figure wearing a mask, who sprawled across the hood wielding a ceremonial knife of some kind. As Robbiecon sped through the streets of The Purgatory, he began rolling up the windows and locking his doors. He even tried turning on the windshield wipers to get rid of that pest on the hood, but it was met with little success.

The creep on the hood attempted to stab through the windshield, and was actually able to smash through with its fists. Robbiecon tried desperately to dodge the furious swings of the ceremonial blade, not even noticing that there were a cluster of red turtle shells following closely behind his vehicle.



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With a smash, three of the tires blew out, causing the vehicle to flip completely over.


Robbiecon tried to pull himself from the smoking wreckage, only to find himself peering up at a terrifying presence. The masked figure attacked, stabbing Robbiecon repeatedly in the back, the neck, and the chest, until he was no more.





______________________________




The Angelic One shuffled the cards again, and noticed that the Ten of Spades had returned from the pile of ashes.


"Thirty cards remain... now, thirty-one."


The Angelic One held out two more cards, and watched them burn.


"Twenty-nine cards remain.... it is only a matter of time."


Suddenly, the 7 of Spades vanished from the deck.


"Impossible... No one leaves this place alive."








______________________________






Death is yonder noticed his name in the writeup, and began slamming his head against the desk. Everyone else continued reading.


He was a dark, imposing figure. None would dare to challenge him. His amber eyes peered out into the night, and he could sense someone approaching. The figure was cold.... and would have been undetectable under normal circumstances, if not for the disturbance the Dark Lord felt in the Force.... it was as if the Force was warning him that death was yonder.

Death is yonder did not feel fear, only hatred. He raised his hands and began channeling dark energies, and started directing the powerful current at his attacker. The figure continued to approach, as if unfazed by this life-sapping energy.

Roaring viciously, Death is yonder unleashed his red lightsaber, and tapped into the Force. He charged the approaching figure, and impaled the being clean through the chest, and stared with hateful eyes at his victim.

The tall, muscular figure was battered and scarred from many previous battles. Indeed, the injuries it had sustained looked at least life-threatening, not to mention the lightsaber embedded in its chest. Instead of collapsing to the ground, the creature flashed Death is yonder a grin, baring its fangs.... and the dark one's confident expression began to wither.

The creature grabbed Death is yonder by the wrists, breaking them both instantly. This creature was far more powerful than an ordinary being.... the creature unfurled its enormous, black wings, and lifted them both off of the ground. Death is yonder struggled with the creature, trying to summon the Force to assist, but he found himself unable to concentrate.

The winged creature tossed Death is yonder into the side of a concrete building, sending him flying through the steel and concrete wall, landing on the floor inside. Death is yonder rolled to a stop, and attempted to get to his feet.

The winged being burst through the ceiling, landing on top of Death is yonder, and it began beating the Dark Lord mercilessly with its spiked mace.

Death is yonder cried out in pain and hatred, and turned to blast the fanged being into oblivion with Force Lightning. The attack blew the spiked mace out of the hands of the powerful being, but the pain and burning, rotting flesh didn't even slow it down. The creature immediately drew two long, shimmering blades, and decapitated Death is yonder with one clean stroke.

The Dark Lord of the Sith was no more.





______________________________




The green-eyed being approached once more. This time, he was going to kill.... and nothing was going to stop him.

The tall, powerful figure expected the attack this time, and prepared a magical shield. The green-eyed attacker just laughed, and prepared to cleave right through the shield with its long, impossibly powerful blade.


Suddenly, a familiar flash engulfed the tall, powerful figure once more, and it disappeared. In its place, there was a tiny, tiny creature.


"What? I don't believe it.... not again."


The tiny creature was protected by the magic shield, but seemed otherwise quite defenseless. The green-eyed figure summoned a meteor from the sky, and sent it crashing down upon the tiny creature inside the shimmering sphere of light.

The shield held, miraculously.


"I will destroy you. It is only a matter of time. Your luck is running out."


The Green-eyed figure walked away, seething with anger.





______________________________




Renata finished entering all of the items into the SkyNet Analysis Database. The final item had been scanned, and confirmed to be from the South Park Mafia.


"It's done. I have all the evidence I need."


She took the items with her, and approached the tallest building in all of The Purgatory. She opened the doors and went inside, as lightning roared outside, and the rains poured down.


"What is it you think you're doing?"


Renata turned, and saw the Angel.


"Unraveling your plot, of course. You didn't really think we would just sit back and let you take over the galaxy, did you?"


"The Galaxy? Don't you mean, a galaxy? Just one of billions in one of many dimensions? Surely you don't believe I am so small...."


"Of course not. I've learned a lot about you in the time I've been here. Enough to put a stop to your plans, at least in one part of space."


"You believe you can resist ME? Others have tried. All have failed. You're nothing compared to me. You cannot stop me."


"I know the source of your power, and I know how to counter-act it. Using data I've collected from SkyNet, I'm able to create a small containment field around my body which shields me from your influence."


"So.... you're not as stupid as I thought. You see through the illusion. But that is only a fraction of my power. I am all-powerful. I am a GOD."


"Not yet, you aren't. You still rely on the Weapon to give you strength. I can stop you."



Renata ignited her purple lightsaber, and stood in the Vaapad stance.



"Foolish Jedi. These toys are too much for you. Give them all to me, and I may decide to spare your miserable life."



"I don't think so... your rule is at an end. And it wasn't short enough!"



"You had your chance. Now you will face final judgment."



The Angelic One drew a frighteningly long blade, and looked at the Jedi with burning eyes. His long, grey hair partially covered his face. Renata summoned the Force, and moved into action. The Angelic One swung with unmatched speed and ferocity, the blade nearly cleaving the Jedi in half. But Renata was just fast enough to avoid the blow. She swung her lightsaber in retaliation, clipping the Angelic One along one side of his face, and rolled to safety. The Angelic being was surprised by the move, and felt the damage done to its perfect form.


"I hate to grab and go, but I have bigger fish to fry than just you. None of you will be able to take over the universe, if and when you ever escape from this place. We know about you. We will resist you. We know how to stop you."


As fast as she could, Renata ran toward the Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom, and entered a series of commands into the control panel.


The Angel turned, and looked at Renata, eyes burning with hatred. The being unfurled its enormous white wings and flew toward the Weapon, preparing to cleave Renata in half.


The Weapon activated, and Renata disappeared in a cloud of blue energy.



The Angel screamed with madness...... and in an instant, large sections of The Purgatory were engulfed in hellish flame.





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TOWN VICTORY.


WINNER: RENATA



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10% defender chance. (Purple lightsaber, can be used to defend someone) SPACE MAFIA
80% chance of theft (Blaster, can be used to stun someone and take their things)
10% bulletproof chance. (King Arthur's shield, can protect one from attack. Or is it five?) PYTHON MAFIA
100% conversion chance. (Vampire blood- can only be used twice when all allies are destroyed) DARK FALLS MAFIA / CHAOTIC
10% retaliatory kill chance. (Fireball) EVIL MAFIA
10% bus driver chance. (Advice Dog Meme, can be used to give bad advice to someone) BIZARRO MAFIA
10% investigatory chance. (SkyNet analysis database, can be used to detect scum) COSA NOSTRA
50% silencer chance. (Gag, can be used to silence someone for an entire day phase) SPRINGFIELD MAFIA
10% vigilante kill chance. (Giant psychotic sword of doom) PSYCHOTIC MAFIA
10% roleblock chance. (14 bottles of vegetable oil, can be used to keep someone "busy" all night) SOUTH PARK MAFIA




Items from all Factions collected
Item from Chaotic Team collected
Survival: 1 Point
Team Victory: 5 Points
Faction Goal (unresolved)

Incriminating Evidence against all Factions: Complete

[Good] Alignment Victory.








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Summary of events:




Diamondeye has been revived!





Robbiecon has been murdered!

Robbiecon was Askthepizzaguy, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/AskthepizzaguyGangster-1.png

Robbiecon was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/8.png

King of Diamonds





Death is yonder has been murdered!

Death is yonder was Darth Kojiro, of the Space Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/DarthKojiro.png

Death is yonder was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/4.png

Ace of Diamonds






Renata has escaped, VICTORIOUS!

Renata was Mace Windu, of the Space Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Windu.png

Renata was GOOD!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/30.png

7 of Spades








Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (26/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six





Begin DAY SEVEN



Because Renata has escaped in victorious fashion, the Good team (Renata) takes the top prize.
A Team Victory is now worth only as much as a Faction Victory (3 points). The Team Victory is awarded to Renata.

You will now battle it out for second place Team Victory (3 points).




Vote now on the following items:



10% bulletproof chance. (blue Jaguar XK 120, allows for a quick escape)
10% vigilante kill chance. (Red lightsaber, can be used to attack someone)
10% retaliatory kill chance. (The animator Terry Gilliam, who suffers a fatal heart attack when you die....)
10% bus driver chance. (golden powder, can cause exposions and disorientation)
10% investigatory chance. (Jedi Holocron, allows you to learn more about someone) FACTION SCANNING ITEM
??% ???? (WHITE EYES) Unknown Item


Game continues!

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY SEVEN







https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/hell.jpg







The crowd gathered in the center of what remained of the Purgatory. The outskirts of the city had disintegrated, and hellish flame was all that remained as far as the eye could see. The crowd dragged the bound and gagged Diamondeye toward the Angel.



Diamondeye: "Oh merciful one, do me the honor of looking me in the eye one more time before I die."



The Angel turned and faced the crowd. The scars along the side of his face were plain for all to see. His expression was like stone... with fury boiling underneath.



Diamondeye: "So, Angel, why don't you tell them all what you're really up to? It's obvious this entire place is an illusion, crumbling before our very eyes.... or in your case, your very eye."



The crowd began to murmur. The Purgatory was definitely not what it appeared.



Angel: "Silence."



Diamondeye: "The Jedi got away. Why can't the rest of us escape as well?"



Angel: "Silence!"





Diamondeye: "It just seems like, you're keeping us all here for no good reason. Maybe we don't want to play your game anymore."



The Angel reached into his pocket, and pulled out a playing card. It was the 10 of Spades.



Angel: "You don't have much choice in the matter. You are meant to prove yourselves worthy of life... worthy of power. You've failed to demonstrate that."



Diamondeye: "Why don't you just turn on your little machine and let me leave? I can handle myself."



The Angel stared at the card with a look of pure hate.... and soon, the edges of the card began to burn.



Diamondeye: "No.... stop! I've tasted death twice already, I don't want to go through it again!"



The Angel's green eye continued to stare, and the card was completely engulfed with flame. Diamondeye's rabbit costume was similarly engulfed with painful, burning flames. He screamed in horror and agony, as the Angel stared mercilessly. Diamondeye rolled on the searing pavement, trying in vain to end his torment, but there was no escape from the fire. It utterly consumed him.... slowly.... horrifically, until he ceased to be.



The crowd looked on in horror.


Some who wished to ask about the slow destruction of the Purgatory did not get a chance to pose their questions, as the Angel left without saying anything further. The heat from the hellfire that had consumed the edges of the city permeated the air. It was almost impossible to see the light of day anymore, as the air was filled with smoke, ash, and poisonous fumes.


The remaining villains took shelter, unsure of what was in store for them.






______________________________




Summary of events:





Diamondeye has been lynched!

Diamondeye was White_Eyes:D, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Assassin.png

Diamondeye was CRAZED RABBIT, of CAPO DI TUTTI CAPO III

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/CrazedRabbit.png

Diamondeye was CHAOTIC!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/18.png

10 of Spades












Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (25/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven





All items to Backwards Logic.
Those who wagered on Diamondeye kept their credits. Those who did not lost their credits.

BEGIN NIGHT SEVEN.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT SEVEN




Decisions made from desperation
No way to go
Internal instincts craving isolation
For me to grow

My fears come alive
In this place where I once died
Demons dreaming
Knowing I... I just needed to realign

Fell in a river of illusion
And apathy
Drowning in a self-induced confusion
I'd rather be

My fears come alive
In this place where I once died
Demons dreaming
Knowing I... I just needed to realign


-- Godsmack






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/hell.jpg





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Believer was resting comfortably, sure that his security cameras would warn him of danger. The trouble is, they don't do a very good job of that if you're not awake to watch the monitors.

The lone figure approached the building from the south side. It blew straight through the security gates with ease, and climbed the stairs, searching....

When the figure reached the top of the stairs, it saw Believer resting in the chair, fast asleep. The being went over to the prone figure, and lifted him over its head. Believer woke up with a start, to feel himself in the grip of a powerful being.


Believer: "No.... no.... NO!!! My one regret is that I never got to say good-bye to Mister...."



The enraged being tore Believer in half, killing him instantly.






___________________________





landlubber was sitting in his car, enjoying his cigar. His fedora tipped back, he was counting his money. Some of it was counterfeit, of course, but these were very convincing bills. Anyone would be fooled by them. They cost quite a pretty penny.

He didn't even notice the stench of rotting death approaching. The fanged, muscular figure swung his mace and smashed open the driver's side door, and grabbed landlubber and pulled him from the car, dumping a large pile of bills on the ground. Landlubber was in a daze, and looked on in horror as the figure unfurled its enormous black wings, and looked at him with cold, dead eyes.

landlubber grabbed his tommy gun and began firing at the creature in retaliation. The bullets impacted the creature in the stomach, wounding it, allowing landlubber to get a better look at his attacker. The attacker was recognizable, if only barely so. The creature looked much worse for wear, with huge gaping wounds that should have been bleeding, but they weren't. As landlubber realized just who he was dealing with, the creature lunged forward, tackling landlubber to the ground, and bit down hard on landlubber's throat, tearing it from his neck. The vicious creature mauled him to death.





___________________________





A tall, powerful figure walked up to the fallen bodies of Kagemusha. The being uttered some arcane words, and the tiny, rotting bodies were restored to their normal, fleshy state. As the color returned to their cheeks, the powerful figure left the scene.


The cat and mouse were both alive once again.








___________________________





Bow-wow-wow couldn't sleep. The smoke and the fumes in this place only made him choke. He went outside for a walk, to see if he could find the others.


As soon as he stepped out of the building, he realized what a grave mistake he had made. He looked up.... and up.... and saw a towering figure with a scarred face and a striking green eye staring at him.


Bow-wow-wow: "Well gee, mister, what happened to your face? Did'ja get cut up by a Jedi, huh?"



The figure unsheathed its gigantic, slender blade, and immediately impaled the furry little creature.



Bow-wow-wow: "Gosh, that hurts a lot, mister! If I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to tear open my insides so you could eat my flesh!"


????: "You're evil enough, certainly.... but nowhere near as strong as I am."



With his other hand, the green-eyed figure unleashed a series of dark energy orbs, which exploded on contact with Bow-wow-wow with massive flares. The small creature was drained of life, and slid off of the long, slender blade, ending up in a pool of blood.








______________________________




Summary of events:




Kagemusha has been revived!





Believer has been murdered!

Believer was Waylon Smithers, of the Springfield Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Smithers.png

Believer was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/10.png

Queen of Spades





landlubber has been murdered!

landlubber was Salvatore Valerio, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Salvatore.png

landlubber was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/36.png

6 of Diamonds






Bow-wow-wow has been murdered!

Bow-wow-wow was Beary the Bear, of the South Park Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Beary.png

Bow-wow-wow was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/37.png

5 of Clubs






















Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (23/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
Link
Kagemusha
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil]South Park Mafia(South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven







Vote now on the following items:


10% retaliatory kill chance. (Tommy gun)
20% defender chance. (Magnum)
10% investigatory chance. (Wolfen Fighter) FACTION SCANNING ITEM
10% vigilante kill chance. (Bear claw)
10% investigatory chance. (Traitorous elf) FACTION SCANNING ITEM




BEGIN DAY EIGHT


Maximum wager for this round is 80 credits.

Result PMs going out shortly.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY EIGHT




In this life I'm me just sitting here alone
By the way I tried to say I'd be there for you
Walk the silent emptiness that leads me by my hands
And throw away what I don't understand, as a man

Love Hate
Sex Pain
It's complicating me sometimes
This Love Hate
Sex Pain
it's underestimated lies

And I wonder as I tear away my skin
It's taken me so long to stitch
These wounds from where I've been
And mother please don't bury me
I'm begging for my life
It's hard to say that I will be complete
Before I die

Love Hate
Sex Pain
It's complicating me sometimes
This Love Hate
Sex Pain
it's underestimated lies

Don't you worry please
Don't you leave me
Because I surely slip away
Though love, hate, sex, and pain
I fall away into
Love, hate sex, and pain


-- Godsmack



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/hell.jpg



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The crowd gathered together in the center of the burning city. The Angel was waiting for them.



Angel: "Who is it this time?"



The crowd had decided almost unanimously, that it had to be Chaotix who was the Chaotic one among them. It was even in his name, for the love of snakes.


Angel: "Do you have any last words?"



Chaotix: "All will bow down before me, for I am the ruler of all that is evil... I am the King of Evil! Satan incarnate!"



Angel: "Nobody here believes that."



Chaotix: "Very well.... then I shall show you my TRUE FORM. Look upon me, and fear me...."





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Dodongo.png


INFERNAL DINOSAUR
KING DODONGO



The gigantic body of Satan transformed into the even more gigantic body of King Dodongo, which transformed into a ball and began rolling around the burning city, totally immune to the effects of the fire and the magma.... in fact it seemed to prefer it that way. The other evil creatures dove for cover, trying to hide behind burning buildings, piles of concrete, anything they could find.


The one who was leading the charge against Dodongo, the Fire Brother, fired as many fireballs as he could, but they just bounced off the creature's rocky shell. The rest of the creatures opened fire, but none of their weapons had any effect on the creature. It was as if the shell was indestructible.



Angel: "This ends now."


The Angel cast a powerful black magic spell upon King Dodongo, reducing him in strength to a massive degree, leaving him with a single hit point remaining.


King Dodongo roared, and doused The Angel with a torrent of fire. The Angel emerged unscathed. However, King Dodongo had followed up with a roll, and before The Angel could move out of the way, Dodongo crushed the figure beneath its massive frame, and continued rolling.


As the Angel stood, it shed a broken wing. The scarred figure looked at King Dodongo with fury in its green eye, and made a long, slender blade materialize. With his primary weapon in hand, the angel ran up to King Dodongo and unleashed a devastating multi-stike. The blade easily pierced through the armor of King Dodongo, mortally wounding the creature.


Chaotix: "No..... no..... I'm not finished...... not yet...."




The gigantic armored form of King Dodongo began to vanish, leaving behind a small human figure.




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Kafei.jpg



Chaotix: "Anju, where are you? Our love has conquered all before, and it could happen again.... please, reveal yourself to me...."



Angel: "How weak and pathetic you are. Feel the desperation in your heart.... know that death awaits you. Know that the darkness will claim the light of your soul. Shall I give you pain? Or is the knowledge of your eternal separation from your beloved enough to make you beg for merciful destruction?"



Chaotix: "Anju.... why did you not come back for me?"



With a quick thrust, the Angel impaled Chaotix through the heart, spilling his blood down his tiny frame.



Angel: "Now die alone, wretched mortal."



The crowd had already left. The center of the city was not a safe place for anyone to gather.




______________________________




Summary of events:





Chaotix has been lynched!

Chaotix was Satan, of the South Park Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Satan.png

Chaotix was KING DODONGO, of ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Dodongo.png

Chaotix was CHAOTIC!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/51.png

2 of Hearts

Chaotix was KAFEI, of ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Kafei.jpg

Chaotix was ANJU'S LOVER!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/7.png

King of Hearts















Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (22/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
Link
Kagemusha
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight




All items to Kagemusha.

All wagers on Chaotix were successful.


BEGIN NIGHT EIGHT.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT EIGHT




See The Sunlight
We Ain't Stoppin’
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
If You Feel It
Let It Happen
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends

See The Sunlight
We Ain't Stoppin’
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
If You Feel It
Let It Happen
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends


-- Britney Spears






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/hell.jpg








Crazed Rabbit was standing by a street lamp, itching for a fight. His brass knuckles shone in the darkness. He obviously wasn't looking to fight fair.

Nor were his assailants, who approached from both ends of the street.

By the time Crazed Rabbit noticed them, they were almost on top of him. But the man in the fedora would not go down without a fight. He saw the golden luger gleaming in the shadows, and dove behind a nearby vehicle. He was not quite fast enough, as he felt a bullet strike him in the shoulder. Certain he could pull through, he scurried around to the other side of the vehicle to avoid the hail of golden bullets.

Just then, he heard the dreadful sound of a chainsaw roaring to life. A masked figure was just behind him, about to saw him to pieces! Thinking quickly, the Crazed Rabbit tossed his fedora at the chainsaw figure's face, and jumped to the side to avoid a lethal-looking swing. He balled up his fist and punched the crazed killer in the face, and the maniac went down.

He felt the sting of another golden bullet impact him in the back, and he felt fear... this was really it. The bullet wound was bleeding quite profusely, and there was going to be no surviving this time. He went mad, and charged toward his attacker, determined to slay whoever it was. He felt the impact of more bullets in the stomach and shoulder, and he nearly fell to the ground... but out of pure rage, he continued onward, and punched his attacker in the face. The figure with the golden luger went down.

Crazed Rabbit dropped to his knees from the pain. There was no more fight left in him. When he heard the sound of the chainsaw buzzing through his neck, he gave no further resistance.





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dcmort93 was still a bit shaken up from earlier events. He seemed to be paranoid, in fact... as he wiped the blood from his busted lip, he thought he heard the sounds of breathing.... or snorting.... or something.


Then he saw the creature, as it lunged from the darkness. Its golden eyes gleamed. dcmort raised his weapon, but it was already too late. Whatever it was wasted no time tearing dcmort limb from limb, and leaving his corpse in tattered pieces in the middle of the street.






______________________________





Red_Spy could sense her attacker approaching. And she knew this was coming. The Plagas Queen prepared her deadly tentacles and began to transform.....


The masked figure held a ceremonial knife, and brazenly attacked the huge, hideous beast without fear, stabbing her in the heart.


The Plagas queen was mortally wounded, and it seemed all the fight had gone out of her. Her tentacles began to disintegrate, and her cruel, twisted face melted away to reveal....




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/Anju.jpg



A slender, heartbroken young woman. She provided absolutely no resistance as the masked figure stabbed her in the heart once more, ending her life.







______________________________






Kagemusha suspected an attack, and raised a magical shield around himself. From the shadows, a lean, powerful figure brandishing a pair of long medieval swords attacked. The swords could not penetrate the magical shield.

The figure bared its fangs and hissed cruelly, and Kagemusha looked on the creature, and could tell that this was no ordinary figure. It was something supernatural.

The wounded figure spread its massive, black wings, and escaped back into the darkness. The stench permeated the air long afterward.








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The tall, powerful figure suspected he would be attacked again, and was prepared. He prepared to defend himself, but noticed that the magic he would summon wasn't working.

Within moments, the vulnerability of the powerful figure became apparent, and from the shadows came a figure with one wing, and a green eye. Just before the tall figure was cleaved in two by a gigantic, slender sword, it disappeared in a bright blue flash.


In his place, there stood another figure, who seemed very lost and confused.


The green-eyed assailant swung the giant slender blade, and it made contact.... with a magical shield of some kind.


Zapp Brannigan: "Aha, foul evildoer, it seems your primitive weapons are no match for standard force-field technology. It seems I've outsmarted you by activating my personal shield without even remembering to do so. As a matter of fact, I don't recall ever owning a personal shield generator. But somehow, I've won, due to my superior manly awesomeness."








https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Sephiroth.png





The green-eyed figure looked at the shielded Brannigan with pure, unfiltered rage. The figure stood back, and unleashed a powerful spell....



Brannigan and the miraculous shield around him were lifted high into the hellish sky, where the heavens themselves began to swirl around the spherical form. They were drawn in my awesome, terrifying power, until Brannigan and his shield were encased in a cloud or burning, superheated gas. In an instant, there was a massive burst of power, as the gasses ignited in a fusion reaction. The shield began to buckle, as the material in the sky collapsed in on the shield, shattering it, and causing the heavens to erupt in a massive SUPERNOVA.


The one-winged angel flew toward the prone Brannigan, and delivered a devastating combination of slashes with its gigantic blade, dicing the foolish one to tiny pieces.


The angelic figure stayed aloft in the sky, as bloody fragments of Warman rained down from the heavens.









______________________________




Summary of events:






Warman has been murdered!

Warman was Zapp Brannigan, of the Springfield Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ZappBrannigan.png

Warman was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/15.png

Jack of Hearts






Crazed Rabbit has been murdered!

Crazed Rabbit was Vincenzo Valerio, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Vinnie.png

Crazed Rabbit was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/33.png

6 of Clubs







dcmort93 has been murdered!

dcmort93 was Arnold Grande, of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Colmillo.png

dcmort93 was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/14.png

Jack of Spades








Red_Spy has been murdered!

Red_Spy was Alyssa Martin, of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/AlyssaMartin.png

Red_Spy was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/50.png

2 of Spades

Red_Spy was Anju!


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/Anju.jpg


Red_Spy was KAFEI'S LOVER!



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/11.png

Queen of Hearts

























Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (18/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
Link
Kagemusha
Psychonaut
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight






Items to be voted on:


10% retaliatory kill chance. (Mirror Shield, allows you to kill your attacker)
100% ????? (Pendant of Memories, unknown effects)
10% defender chance. (Brass knuckles, can be used to engage in a brawl)
10% vigilante kill chance. (Golden Luger, can be used to sometimes perform a kill)
10% investigatory chance. (Las Plagas Parasite, causes enhanced senses...) FACTION SCANNING ITEM






BEGIN DAY NINE.



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The Dark Falls Mafia Faction has been ELIMINATED!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY NINE



And the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me all I need
And with dust in throat I crave
Only knowledge will I save
To the game you stay a slave
Rover, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will

But I'll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And I'll redefine anywhere
Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home

And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I've grown
By myself but not alone
I ask no one
And my ties are severed clean
Less I have the more I gain
Off the beaten path I reign
Rover, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will
Yeah, you will

But I'll take my time anywhere
I'm free to speak my mind anywhere
and I'll take my time anywhere
Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home


-- Metallica






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/hell.jpg







The survivors approached the center of the city. Smoke and ash filled the sky... it was difficult to tell day from night. A swirling vortex appeared above the tallest building still standing in the center of town, as if enormous power was being generated from that location.

Smoldering, molten rock flowed through the sewers of the city. Pavement began to split and sink into the burning depths. There wasn't much time left.


As usual, they began accusing one another. Again, Fire Brother made a case that one of them was a traitor, and without much discussion, they surrounded the figure, confronting God Emperor.



God Emperor: "What seems to be the trouble, my friends?"



Backwards Logic: "You.... you're not one of us. You're a demon!"



God Emperor: "Of course I'm a demon. Just look at me."





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Yeqon.png



God Emperor: "Do you mean to tell me you weren't aware that I was a demon this entire time?"



Backwards Logic: "But you're not just any demon. And you aren't Lucifuge, the fleer of light. You're actually the Demonic Necromancer, Reenkis Roinkis! Don't even deny that you're a master of bringing souls back from the dead, using twisted, black magic!"



God Emperor: "I dabble."



Backwards Logic: "You're the one who brought the Crazed Rabbit gangster back from the dead."



God Emperor: "What of it, feeble mortal?"



Backwards Logic: "You're not just evil, you're trying to destroy us all!"



God Emperor: "Oh, if I wanted to destroy you all, you wouldn't be standing here talking about it. It would already be done. You have no idea the kind of power I possess."



Backwards Logic: "Enlighten me."



God Emperor: "I am the master of life and death. I have survived countless deaths, and will survive countless more. I bring spirits back from the dead, and turn insolent mortals into ashes for my own amusement. I can make and destroy every one of you just by wiggling my index finger. Death is only the beginning.... suffering is eternal."




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https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ReenkisRoinkis.png



With that, the Demonic Necromancer summoned black magic orbs and began firing them at the gathered group. The survivors took cover as best they could, but several of the creatures that got caught in the blasts were incinerated instantly.


God Emperor cackled with insane glee as he summoned forth undead zombies, the bodies of the fallen, which began chasing down the survivors and trying to eat their delicious brains.


Many of them fought back, wielding chainsaws, and swords, and firearms of all sorts. But the army of the undead continued to come in waves.... and from the outskirts of the city, on the edges of Hell itself, the bodies of the damned came forth, with burning, twisted flesh.... there were millions of them.... there was no escape.



God Emperor: "NOW SUFFER AND DIE, ALL WHO OPPOSE MY RULE!!! I AM THE GREATEST MASTER OF MAGIC IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!!! NONE HAVE THE POWER TO OPPOSE MY ASCENSION TO THE THRONE OF ALL-GOD!!! TREMBLE BEFORE MY POWER!!!"



As the army of darkness closed in on the huddled survivors, several of the creatures summoned forth protective magic, encasing the group in a shimmering blue shield.



God Emperor: "YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!! I WILL SIMPLY DISPEL YOUR SHIELD, AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF YOU!!!"



The dark Necromancer snapped his fingers, and the massive shield collapsed, and the army of darkness advanced on the surviving evil creatures. God Emperor roared victoriously, and prepared to watch the rest suffer and die.



Suddenly, the clouds parted, and the one-winged angel appeared in the heavens.




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/OneWingedAngel.png




Angelic One: "Reenkis Roinkis.... you miserable fool. You were captured again??? How many times has this happened to you?"


God Emperor: "They could never overpower ME. What are you talking about? I am preparing to annihilate them all, and become the sole master of the universe. Not even YOU can stand in my way."



Angelic One: "Is that so? You crave power, but you're not nearly clever enough to wield it. Not against a legendary SOLDIER such as myself. I am the savior. I am the hero."



God Emperor: "You're as stupid as these weaklings if you thought I would ever bow down before you, Sephiroth. Now you will experience the full power of my dark necromancy!!!"



As soon as God Emperor was finished speaking, Sephiroth raised his hand, and the vortex in the sky widened, and from the center of the vortex came a massive, hurtling METEOR. The object began to fall toward the city, threatening to destroy everything within it, including Reenkis Roinkis.



God Emperor: "You cannot destroy me. I'll just come back again, and again... we will meet again one day, 'hero', and when that day comes, I will make you suffer in a hell of your own design, just as you have done to me...."



Angelic One: "Leaving so soon? Don't you want to stay and feel my blade remove your head from your body? Don't you wish to feel pain and despair?"



God Emperor: "You wouldn't be nearly this arrogant without that machine. I will possess the machine.... even if I must die to possess it."



Angelic One: "I no longer need the machine. And I no longer need any of you. You've all proven to be quite dispensable. The time has come for all suffering to end... by my hands."



God Emperor: "I'd love to stay and chat, but death awaits you, and all who oppose me. I'll be back, I promise you this......"






With that, Reenkis Roinkis vanished, and his army of the undead vanished with him. The METEOR remained in the sky, falling toward the city. The Angel did nothing to stop it.







https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/meteor-1.png






______________________________




Summary of events:






God Emperor has been lynched!

God Emperor was Yeqon Lucifuge Caacrinolaas, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Yeqon.png

God Emperor was REENKIS ROINKIS, of SWORDS AND D20'S!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ReenkisRoinkis.png


God Emperor was CHAOTIC!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/20.png

10 of Diamonds











Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (17/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Earthling
Fluffyone
Greyblades
Link
Kagemusha
Psychonaut
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine




All items to Kagemusha.


BEGIN NIGHT NINE.



Tick tock.... tick tock.....

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT NINE




Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Sors immanis-
Et inanis.
Sors immanis-
Et inanis.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.

Gloriosa Generosa...
Gloriosa Generosa...
Gloriosa Generosa...
Gloriosa Generosa...

SEPHIROTH!

-- Nobuo Uematsu






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/hell.jpg








Link was sitting in his mansion, enjoying a fine glass of Cold Duck, when a terrifying figure burst through the window, and proceeded to tear the old man limb from limb.

There was nothing left of Mister Burns....





______________________________





shlin28 was keeping a watchful eye out for danger, and sure enough, danger approached. It was none other than the green-eyed angel with one wing.

The Angel towered over shlin28, and drew a long, shimmering blade. shlin28 tried to hide inside his shell, but the blade cleaved the tiny one in half.





______________________________





Subotan was sitting in a taxi. It was no ordinary taxi... it was in the possession of the Cosa Nostra. Subotan was no ordinary cab driver... he was a ruthless, dangerous criminal. He was the leader of the Valerio Family.


Suddenly, a powerful figure approached, and summoned demonic creatures.... evil, evil creatures with glowing red eyes and sharp teeth. The creatures surrounded the cab, and chewed through the glass windows.


When they were done ripping Subotan to shreds, there was nothing left of him.




______________________________






Skooma Addict was running as fast as his little legs could carry him, being chased by a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a mask.


From the other side, his passage was blocked by another strange figure.


Skooma Addict tried to get away, but even his cuteness wouldn't save him this time. The chainsaw buzzed through his body, tossing his fur in every direction. As if that weren't bad enough, the remains were smashed into bits by the other figure.


And the cute little bunny was no more.






______________________________




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TheFluffyOne listened to the awesome song.






Love your neighbor; sleep with his wife
Grab a pencil; show yourself a magic trick
It's terrible to be alive
If you drink bleach you'll live forever
Go to jail and make new friends
If you eat nails you'll die a winner

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ADSee.png


Advice Dog
You found God
For better
You'll live forever if you
Kill God
Be a Good dog
Your power
Will let you die a winner


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ADprofits.png

Play warcraft and die alone
Eat 20 big macs; don't work out
Move to Florida; drill for oil
You should totally; a coca cola bottle
Gasoline tastes like happiness
Trust Al Gore and Drive a Hybrid


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ADPaint.png


It's terrible to be alive
If you drink bleach you'll live forever
Go to jail and make new friends
If you eat nails you'll die a winner


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ADhai.png

Live forever
Die a Winner
Live forever.
Die a winner.
Live Forever.
Die a winner.



A challenger approaches!


Advice Dog says it's time to Die A Winner.


But first you must follow Advice Dog's advice.


Avoid being disemboweled by twin blades.


Try not to get mauled by vampires.


You should totally a medieval spiked mace.


Try not to die, it hurts a lot.


Even if you fail, you're still a winner.


Advice Dog, you're a good dog. But you got killed by a vampire.


With black wings.


You died a winner. Now live forever.




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Final-Advice-Dog.png
Advice Dog's final form.



ADVICE DOG HAS SPOKEN












______________________________




Summary of events:






Link has been murdered!

Link was Monty Burns, of the Springfield Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/MrBurns.png

Link was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/6.png

King of Spades






shlin28 has been murdered!

shlin28 was Boomerang Brother, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Boomer.png

shlin28 was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/32.png

7 of Diamonds







Subotan has been murdered!

Subotan was Anthony Valerio, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Tony.png

Subotan was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/21.png

9 of Clubs






Skooma Addict has been murdered!

Skooma Addict was Fluffy Bunny, of the Bizarro Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/FluffyBunny.png

Skooma Addict was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/43.png

4 of Hearts







TheFluffyOne93 has been murdered!

TheFluffyOne93 was Advice Dog, of the Bizarro Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Final-Advice-Dog.png

TheFluffyOne93 was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/39.png

5 of Hearts














Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (12/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Earthling
Greyblades
Kagemusha
Psychonaut
Romanic
Visorslash
Winston Hughes
Yaseikhaan

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine







Vote now on the following items:



FACTION SCANNING + 10% investigatory (EXTRA-THICK GLASSES)
10% bulletproof chance. (Gorilla Vest, made of real gorilla chest)
40% bus driver chance. (transporter pad)
10% roleblock chance. (Cute little bunny, causes someone to awwwww instead of their intended action).
10% roleblock chance. (Cement shoes, can be used to stop someone from acting)
10% roleblock chance. (Torn shirt, allows you to engage in an uneccessary and cheesy brawl with someone, possibly preventing them from taking any action)




BEGIN DAY TEN.




The Cosa Nostra have been eliminated!
The Bizarro Mafia have been eliminated!


Max wager for this round is 100 credits.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY TEN



Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere

Here they come to snuff the rooster, aww yeah, hey yeah
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain't gonna die

Walkin' tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My Buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh god please won't you help me make it through

Here they come to snuff the rooster, aww yeah
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no ya know he ain't gonna die



-- Alice in Chains






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The Angel did nothing to stop it.


The METEOR continued to fall, threatening to annihilate everyone and everything.



Finally, Earthling stepped forward, and pointed his sword at A Completely Inoffensive Name.


Earthling: "It's you. It's been you all along. I knew it.... I knew it.... and I will finally have your head."


A completely inoffensive name: "No, you have it all wrong, silly Earthling. It's clearly the silent one..... PSYCHONAUT!"


Earthling: "No! Enough! I will destroy you! Prepare to taste my steel!"




The Black Knight who always triumphs, although chopped into bitty bitty bits, pulled himself together and attempted to attack the stronger, but mostly inoffensive, named person.


The inoffensive man deflected the Black Knight's blow easily, and tossed his limp body into a gutter, and stared down the one known as Psychonaut.



A completely inoffensive name: "You.... I know you've been murdering. I accuse you of being the one we're after. Speak now, or forever end up in pieces."




Psychonaut: ".............."




A completely inoffensive name: "Answer me, Psychonaut! Stand and face your accuser! SPEAK!!!"





Psychonaut: ".............."







https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Manbearpig.png


MANBEARPIG

Half Man, Half Bear, Half Pig




Finally, Psychonaut turned and faced his accuser. He looked at the inoffensive one with gleaming, golden eyes. He was a powerful, vicious-looking figure. He opened his jaw and roared his displeasure at being accused.... he didn't like it..... not.... one.... bit.



Psychonaut: "...................."





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A completely inoffensive name: "You don't frighten me, pig. It's time for all the little piggies to be slaughtered...."



And so, the man with the inoffensive name brandished a knife and lunged towards Manbearpig, the notorious, legendary, mythical beast that Al Gore predicted would destroy the world.

Was Al Gore right all along?

Could Al Gore have been right about other things?

Like Global Warming?

It certainly felt like hell was creeping up on them.... the burning magma.... the searing ash that filled the sky.... the intense heat.

It was true.

It was all true.

Al Gore.... was right.

And now, Manbearpig would destroy them all, by tearing them limb from limb, starting with the most inoffensive name among them.


The other beings stood back and watched, as the glorious Manbearpig approached ACIN, and snarled with raw power. Then, he lunged.


The inoffensively named man did the same, holding the knife and thrusting it deep into the chest of the ferocious beast. But the beast did not stop....


The beast lifted up the completely inoffensive man, and began to rip at his body with his powerful claws. He slammed the figure against the ground, and threw him against the nearest wall, bloodying the man and shattering bone.


The beast was winning.... and now, the Black Knight who Always Triumphs joined in the fray, attacking the completely inoffensive one from behind. It was a vulgar brawl, not going according to plan.


It was at this point that the spectators decided to intervene.... they lunged forward, and pulled the Black Knight off of ACIN, and tried to destroy Manbearpig.

They tried, and failed. It was too strong.....



Manbearpig lifted up the largest of them, and hurled that figure into the crowd, knocking them all down.


Then the beast roared in agony, and fell.......



It seemed that the completely inoffensive one had managed to saw halfway through the beast's neck with his knife, and the Manbearpig died from the wounds.



Surely it was over now.... they had found the last of the chaotics. Now the Angel would stop the meteor from falling....


But the meteor did not stop.


When the Angel finally appeared from the clouds, he just laughed at the remaining survivors, and pointed to the sky....


This fight was not over, and everyone was still in grave danger.








https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/meteor-1.png


______________________________




Summary of events:






Psychonaut has been lynched!

Psychonaut was Manbearpig, of the South Park Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Manbearpig.png

Psychonaut was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/22.png

9 of Spades













Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (11/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Earthling
Greyblades
Kagemusha
Romanic
Visorslash
Winston Hughes
Yaseikhaan

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten




BEGIN NIGHT TEN.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT TEN




I can feel the animal inside
My resolve is weakening
Pounding on the doors of my mind
Its nearly overpowering
I cannot begin to describe
The hunger that I feel again
Run if you intend to survive
For the beast is coming to life

Taking more than a glimmer of this tainted moonlight
Death approaches on this night

For the animals soul is mine
We will be completed right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight

I can feel the calling again
The primal need is filling me
Changes are about to begin
And now my blood is boiling
I can see the fear in your eyes
But you cant bring yourself to scream
Time to shed the mortal disguise
The beast is coming to life
Taking more than a glimmer of this tainted moonlight
Death approaches on this night

For the animals soul is mine
We will be completed right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight

We begin the hunt tonight
Til the power courses the creatures take flight
When the kill is close and I will be satisfied
For the smell of fear tonight
Wakes an ancient lust that will not be denied
You're mine

For the animals soul is mine
We will be completed right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight

For the animals soul is mine
And the world around will never hear your cries
An unholy crime
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight

-- Disturbed






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Visorslash knew it was coming, but he wasn't worried at all. After all, he had been to Hell before.... over and over again, it seemed. Where was he gonna go, Detroit?

He was a bit surprised by the masked figure when it showed up, wielding a fearsome, powerful weapon.... a Killer Rabbit wielding a chainsaw.



Visorslash: "Hey, RELAX GUY! Take a rest! Look over there! Don't kill me... I'm Saddam Hussein. Nobody kills me, baby. Now get that butt back to bed!"


The ferocious rabbit lunged, and took Visor's realistic head clean off of the shoulders of his construction paper body.



Visorslash: "OW, that smarts! But don't worry, I'll be back! We're already in Hell.... where am I gonna go, Detroit?"








______________________________




greaterkhaan was....


makaikhaan was.....


seireikhaan was.....


shinseikhaan was....


Yaseikhaan was....


issaikhaan was busy changing his name for the umpteenth time, when he was attacked by a vampire wielding a medieval spiked mace, and he was bludgeoned until he was unrecognizable. The killer with black wings began to feast on the heart of fallen khaan, to gain his courage.

His rich and tasty courage...







______________________________





Backwards Logic was prepared, he knew he would be attacked. It was only a matter of time. And so, he put on The Suit. It was the last suit he would ever wear.... again.



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Tanooki.jpg




The Tanooki suit filled the Fire Brother with the power of the Mario brothers.... the strange, strange power to look like a raccoon and turn into a stone statue. It was really an awesome power, but surely the Hammer Brothers suit would be an even better.... oh wait, he was already a Fire Brother.


He could turn to stone, shoot fire, and he could fly. He was nearly invincible with power, and so when the one-winged Angel approached, holding a massive, slender blade, Backwards Logic knew just what to do!



He sprang into action, and with a running start, he flew up high into the sky, and began raining fiery death down upon the scarred Angel. Then, he turned into stone and tried to flatten the Angel like a missile.


The Angel quickly jumped out of the way, and spun quickly to decapitate the Super Tanooki Fire Brother Stone Statue... thing. But the blade just made a loud clattering noise as it struck the invulnerable statue.




Inwardly, Backwards Logic chuckled. There was nothing Sephiroth could do to destroy him.... no.... nothing at all.


Sephiroth struck with his Masamune, again, and again, barely chipping the solid stone form. Backwards Logic was indeed bulletproof.




It was then that Sephiroth lifted the statue high into the sky using his magic, and summoned hot, searing gasses in a massive sphere around Backwards Logic. It was all the Fire Brother could do to hold his statue form and not take any damage. The gasses grew hotter, and hotter, and eventually they ignited and began burning with the sheer intensity of a thousand stars.


Backwards Logic maintained the solid, invulnerable form for as long as he could, but the form began to flicker.... after all, the Tanooki Suit could only hold its form as a statue for so long before you needed to breathe....


The gasses collapsed, shattering the stone statue in a violent SUPERNOVA.




The flickering, stunned body of the Fire Brother fell from the sky, and just as the momentary invulnerability wore off, he was impaled along the deadly Masamune.



In his final moments, he watched Sephiroth hold up the 7 of Hearts card. The card began to burn, as did the body of Fire Brother.... hot enough to make even the Fire Brother scream in agony.




Sephiroth's blade vanished, and in his hands he held the remaining 8 cards. A grin crept slowly over his scarred face, as the METEOR continued hurtling toward the remnants of the city.







https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/meteor-1.png







______________________________




Summary of events:






Visorslash has been murdered!

Visorslash was Saddam Hussein, of the South Park Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Saddam.png


Visorslash was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/41.png

4 of Clubs







issaikhaan has been murdered!

issaikhaan was Pyramid Head, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/AlessasWrath.png


issaikhaan was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/2.png

Ace of Spades








Backwards Logic has been murdered!

Backwards Logic was Fire Brother, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Fire.png


Backwards Logic was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/31.png

7 of Hearts
















Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (8/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Beefy187
Earthling
Greyblades
Kagemusha
Romanic
Winston Hughes

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) Ace of Spades
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
-------------Night Ten











Vote now on the following items.


10% bulletproof chance. (Super Cereal)
40% bus driver chance. (transporter pad)
80% bulletproof chance. (Tanooki Suit)
20% investigatory chance. (Jedi Holocron, allows you to learn more about someone) FACTION SCANNING ITEM
100% ???? (White Eyes)





BEGIN DAY ELEVEN.


Maximum wager is 110 credits.


Round will conclude at 0100, June 5th, local time for Florida USA.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY ELEVEN



In my eyes, indisposed
In disguises no one knows
Hides the face, lies the snake
The sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat, summer stench
'Neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the cream
And I'll hear you scream again

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
In my shoes, a walking sleep
And my youth I pray to keep
Heaven send Hell away
No one sings like you anymore

Hang my head, drown my fear
Till you all just disappear


-- Soundgarden






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Hidden well by his disguise, The Angel waited. The others talked amongst themselves, quite sure this time, they had found their traitor.

The sky continued to burn, as the METEOR fell toward the survivors. Ash and dust filled the poisonous air. The sky was black, and dead.

Then, they called out a name.


"Greyblades"



Greyblades turned, and looked at the remaining survivors. He was about to speak in his defense, but decided that was no longer necessary.


Greyblades looked up at the hurtling METEOR, and back at the others.


"A fitting end.... truly, you all deserve what's coming to you." said Greyblades. "Come, METEOR.... end their suffering. Come and wash away the pain."


"Where is the Angel?" someone said. The others looked around, and sure enough, the Angel was nowhere to be seen.


"Well isn't it obvious?" remarked Greyblades. "It was me all along. I'm the one you've been looking for. I've been hiding among you this entire time. I've been very busy at night, yes.... very busy. You see, while you've all been sleeping, I've been planning and plotting. And soon I will have control over all your little minds. Involuntarily, you will become my puppets. A glorious empire we will build, and I will be your supreme overlord. Now, give yourselves to me, my children...."


Romanic stepped forward. "No, Sephiroth, it is over! You're done hiding, you're done running, now it is time to fight. It's time to end this, once and for all! Let us go, Sephiroth, and we shall escape from Hell and rule the cosmos.... together!"

Kagemusha also stood face-to-face-to-face with Greyblades, and both of him looked very menacing. "We might have died, but we're back, and now there's going to be no stopping us!"

Earthling managed to pull himself together and he stood facing Greyblades. Even through his helmet, he looked quite ferocious. "NONE shall pass."

A completely inoffensive name stood facing Greyblades, knife in hand. "You will not escape. The day of reckoning is at hand, at long last!"

ArpeggiateTHIS stepped forward, and accused Beefy187. "I swear, you guys, it's him! It's the one you least suspect! Look at that face... that's the face of a guilty, guilty cow. Beefy, you silly moo-moo, defend yourself!"

Beefy187 just stood silently, watching the events unfold. Winston Hughes did the same. The duo looked on in silence as the remaining survivors surrounded Greyblades.




Greyblades: "Very well. It's all of you against me, then? That's fine.... let's see how you like it when the eggs hatch..."




Suddenly, Earthling fell to his knees, and started moaning loudly. The Knight gripped his helmet, as if in terrible, horrible pain. From out of the helmet came a massive swarm of flying parasites. The swarm immediately moved toward Romanic, Kagemusha, and ACIN, as if trying to infect their bodies.

Greyblades laughed as this happened, and opened his mouth wide.... revealing another swarm of parasitic creatures.... and these creatures went after Arpeg, Beefy, and Winston Hughes.



Greyblades: "If you will not follow me by choice, then you will obey me by force!"




In the ensuing chaos, Greyblades cackled with evil glee, watching his swarm attack and infect the remaining survivors. Soon the universe would be his.... and his species would become the dominant form of life. It was already the most intelligent.


Through the swarm, the smoke, and the ash, a lone figure appeared behind Greyblades, and it drew the fateful Masamune.



The Angel: "Nice try..... but like all inferior forms of life, the time has come for you to be exterminated."



With a graceful swing of his sword, Sephiroth cleaved The Snatcher in half, revealing that Greyblades wasn't even remotely human. Inside, he was a quivering mass of egg sacs, protoplasm, and a gigantic parasite queen.




Summoning a hellish fireball, Sephiroth incinerated the swarm, setting all the remaining survivors on fire. As they fell to the ground, screaming in pain, Sephiroth pulled out the 3 of Clubs card, and crumpled it up. The card seemed to turn to dust, as the body of The Snatcher did the same.






The Angel: "The game is nearly at an end, as are your lives. Night falls, and a new day dawns. And on that day, the mistakes of the past will be forgotten.... your sins will be forgiven.... and you will all be allowed to rest. Pleasant dreams....."







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Summary of events:






Greyblades has been lynched!

Greyblades was The Snatcher, of the Space Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/TheSnatcher.png


Greyblades was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/45.png

3 of Clubs












Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (7/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Beefy187
Earthling
Kagemusha
Romanic
Winston Hughes

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) Ace of Spades
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119908-The-Snatcher-%28Concluded%29)) 3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven



The Space Mafia Faction has been eliminated!


BEGIN NIGHT ELEVEN

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT ELEVEN





Another mission
The powers have called me away
Another time
To carry the colors again
My motivation
An oath I've sworn to defend
To win the honor
Of coming back home again
No explanation
Will matter after we begin
Unlock the dark destroyer that's buried in me
My true vocation
And now my unfortunate friend
You will discover
A war you're unable to win

I'll have you know
That I've become

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war

Another reason
Another cause for me to fight
Another fuse uncovered
Now, for me to light
My dedication
To all that I've sworn to protect
I carry out my orders
With not a regret
A declaration
Embedded deep under my skin
A permanent reminder
Of how we began
No hesitation
When I am commanding the strike
You need to know
That you're in for the fight of your life

You will be shown
How I've become

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war

-- Disturbed






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Winston Hughes looked up from his prayer book, and saw a figure with black wings and vicious-looking fangs standing in front of him. The figure was wielding a huge medieval mace covered in spikes.


The Pastor stood up, and prepared himself to meet his doom. The vampire attacked mercilessly, beating the evil Pastor to a bloody pulp, relishing in the sweet metallic taste of blood that splattered everywhere.



The vampire left the scene, covered in blood, with a cruel, victorious grin on its twisted face.








______________________________




A tall, powerful figure approached the fallen body of shlin28, and spoke some arcane words. Within moments, the corpse of the Boomerang Brother came back to life, and in perfect health. But the tall figure was already gone.





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Boomer.png






______________________________





Kagemusha was ready. They knew it would come down to this....


Itchy and Scratchy donned the Tanooki Suit, and shielded themselves with the powerful Mirror Shield. With brass knuckles and golden lugers, the duo formed a nearly unstoppable presence. They were ready to do battle.



Itchy: "Come fight me, Sephiroth! Or are you too much of a chicken?"

Scratchy: "Yeah, those feathers sure make you look like one, tee-hee!"





And soon enough, the Angel came.








https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Seph.jpg







Sephiroth: "Do you really believe you have the power to stop me, with those trinkets?"



Itchy: "There's one way to find out. Come and face us!"



Scratchy: "You'll never get past these defenses, and we'll kill you for sure even if you try!"



Sephiroth: "You seem to be forgetting that I rule this universe.... I hold in the palm of my hands your very souls.... I can obliterate any of you... all of you... at any time. I hold all the cards. You continue to be, or cease to exist, at my whim."




Itchy: "You're bluffing. If you were really that powerful, then why make us think we can defeat you?"



Sephiroth: "I already told you why you were here. Weren't you listening? You were meant to prove yourselves worthy of existence. You failed."



Scratchy: "Even if what you were saying is true, then your game is unfair!"



Sephiroth: "Fair? You're nothing but a bunch of murderous evil criminals. Since when did you care about what is fair? I make the rules. I make the laws. I AM YOUR GOD!"




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Sephiroth.png







Itchy: "You need to die in the worst way."



Sephiroth: "Yes.... come and make me die, if you can!"





Sephiroth flew toward the twin figures of Itchy and Scratchy, wielding the deadly Masamune. The SOLDIER swung the blade, and it struck the body of Itchy, which had been turned to stone by the Tanooki suit.




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Scratchy: "Taste hot lead, you creep!"


Scratchy pointed the golden luger at Sephiroth, and began firing the golden bullets at the Angelic One, but they all passed straight through his body, leaving him unharmed.


It was at this point that Sephiroth summoned dark magic, and began firing deadly shadowy orbs at Scratchy, who reflected them back at Sephiroth with the mirror shield.




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Mirrorshield.png






The magical orbs struck the body of Sephiroth, exploding in a massive flare of dark power. Itchy and Scratchy both took cover, as the massive explosion rocked the center of the city.





When the smoke and ash cleared the air, and the shockwave had passed, Itchy and Scratchy looked up to see if their tormentor was gone.





Itchy: "No.... that can't be! That's impossible!!"



Scratchy: "Why won't you die? WHY???"














Sephiroth: "There is no escape. There is no way to win. You are too weak... you're nothing but insects compared to me. You aren't worthy of sharing an existence with me, even if you were to serve as my cowering, loyal dogs. Now you will experience final, everlasting death...."





Summoning all his power, Sephiroth lifted the cat and mouse into the air, and a ball of hot gasses began swirling around the cartoon duo. The ball of gas ignited , sending a shockwave of power throughout The Purgatory. The intense heat and light parted the skies, and shattered the buildings below. The swirling, burning mass then began to collapse in on itself, in a massive SUPERNOVA.


The Tanooki Suit could not protect the duo from this power, nor could the Mirror Shield redirect it back at Sephiroth. The Angel was Immune....



The bodies of Itchy and Scratchy fell from the heavens, flickering with momentary invulnerability. Sephiroth flew toward them, and swung the Masamune in a blinding, furious multi-strike.


The bloody bits and pieces of what was once Itchy and Scratchy incinerated as they fell from the sky, as the Angel Sephiroth laughed maniacally from the heavens. The smoke and the clouds swirled around Sephiroth, trapped in a vortex of power. The Angel held the 9 of Diamonds and the 8 of Hearts cards, and cackled with glee as they both caught fire and turned to dust.




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Sephiroth looked at the remaining cards in his hand, and grinned madly. Then he looked to the sky, and watched the METEOR fall.....







https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Seph2.jpg






Sephiroth: "Time's up...."








______________________________




Summary of events:






shlin28 has been revived!




Winston Hughes has been murdered!

Winston Hughes was Pastor Richard Bird, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Cultleader.png


Winston Hughes was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/24.png

9 of Diamonds







Kagemusha has been murdered!

Kagemusha was Itchy and Scratchy, of the Springfield Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/ItchyandScratchy.png


Kagemusha was Evil!

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8 of Hearts















Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (6/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Beefy187
Earthling
Romanic
shlin28


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=377137)) Ace of Spades
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119908-The-Snatcher-%28Concluded%29))3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven
Winston Hughes- Satanic Pastor Richard Bird [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 9 of Diamonds
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia(The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
-------------Night Eleven







The Springfield Mafia Faction has been eliminated!







BEGIN DAY TWELVE


Max Wager is 120 credits.




Vote now on the following items



40% retaliatory kill chance. (Mirror Shield, allows you to kill your attacker)
10% retaliatory kill chance. (Giant cartoon mallet)



100% bulletproof chance. (Tanooki Suit)



10% defender chance. (Prayer book, can invoke divine intervention)
10% defender chance. (Brass knuckles, can be used to engage in a brawl)



100% ????? (White Eyes, unknown effects)
100% ????? (Pendant of Memories, unknown effects)



10% vigilante kill chance. (Golden Luger, can be used to sometimes perform a kill)



10% roleblock chance. (Parasite swarm, can severely impair someone's movements)
30% roleblock chance. (Cement shoes, can be used to stop someone from acting)

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY TWELVE



That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...


-- R.E.M.















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And so, the survivors gathered together at the center of the destroyed city. Pools of magma were creeping up the main avenues and side streets, and most of the buildings had been slowly consumed by fire.


This place no longer resembled The Purgatory. Instead, it looked almost exactly like the Hell from whence they came. They were surrounded on all sides by an infinity of hellfire, an army of the undead lying in wait just beyond the flames, smoke, and ash. The sky turned the color of blood, and was nearly covered by dark clouds. Through the clouds of billowing ash, there seemed to be only one light source.... the red hot METEOR which was rapidly approaching the city. They had only hours left before impact.


They looked around for the Angel, who was nowhere to be seen. But the tall structure at the center of the city was still standing, and inside had to be the source of all of Sephiroth's power. The atmospheric vortex continued to swirl around the twisted tower, as if channeling all of Sephiroth's rage.



The six of them stared at one another with accusatory eyes. Logically, they knew that some among them had to be innocent.





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Boomer.png





The ones that had been dead already, such as Boomerang Brother, were demised while Sephiroth was still alive and kicking. They knew that Boomer could not be Sephiroth.






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/LordofAnnihilation.png





Others, such as the Lord of Annihilation, had been attacked by Sephiroth himself, and managed to survive. Indeed, the tall, powerful figure had become quite a nuisance, challenging the nigh-unstoppable power of the Angelic One, and resurrecting villain after villain, to thwart Sephiroth's reign of terror.





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Chainsawman.png




Some, like the Satanic chainsaw-wielding maniac Josh Timman had less ironclad alibis. It was true, Timman had been out murdering at night the same as Sephiroth.... but they were never in the same place at the same time. It was known that his actions did not clear him at all. Worse, they had taken out many villains who could have aided the survivors in their struggle. He hadn't managed to eliminate any of the chaotics with his mad vigilantism... some even began to suspect that he could simply be Sephiroth in disguise, committing additional kills, assisted by the power of the TRIFORCE.

Strangely, he remained quiet for days at a time, and no one questioned his motives. At least not openly.... and if they did, it seemed that his gigantic chainsaw made them change their minds.






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Godofdestruction.png





The God of Destruction was no less a suspect. While he, too, had been out killing at night with his ceremonial blade, this did not clear him of suspicion. What did him credit, however, was his early attempts to wipe out now-known Chaotic scumbags. Some felt that he was making too many mistakes, typical of those who were clueless among them. It was thought that if he were Chaotic, then he had given a performance that was no less than masterful. Many of the honored dead agreed with this viewpoint, even though he wasn't fully cleared. Some even suggested that the voiceless Narrator had let it slip that the possibility of his death wouldn't have ended the game. However, the voiceless Narrator warned them that such comments were accidental and open to misinterpretation by mere mortals. Still, his record for attacking known Chaotics and repeated requests to be cleared of suspicion by an accurate scan seemed to weigh heavily in his favor, even if his theories about the dead attacking the survivors seemed like perfect information syndrome.






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/KnightwhosaysNi.png




The Knight Who Says Ni was hardly ever a suspect. It seemed that he suffered from multiple personalities, and had on occasion switched personality altogether during these trying times. Although in their past lives, these villains could remember instances of evil scumbags suffering from that exact same affliction, for no reason whatsoever, they seemed to believe that it meant that the Knight Who Says Ni was cleared of all charges.

What a silly person to think such a thing.... why, even the Narrator himself suffered from that irrational bit of thinking, in a past life or two....






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Blackknight.png





Finally, there was the Black Knight, who it was rumored, never lost a battle, and always triumphed. It seemed to several people that this one was perhaps a bit too talkative, a bit too certain of the correctness of his point of view.

He also had HUGE tracts of land walls of text.

This one had been certain about the villainy of the one known as the God of Destruction for some time, and repeatedly attempted to persuade others to listen to his point of view. It was perhaps his repeated insistence on this and many other points over the weeks that began to make the others turn away... for while the Black Knight had been correct before, he had also been incorrect before, and he was still certain he alone was meant to rule The Purgatory.


He was their hero.


He was their savior....



He was also almost completely indestructible. He had been attacked before, and successfully blocked those attacked. He had been attacked and attacked, and sometimes he was not so successful in blocking those attacks. He bore the scars of many, many rounds of combat. He was nearly dead.... in fact, he was starting to rot, as blood was incapable of reaching his extremities. There were some extremities over here, and some over there. He was all over the place, really. Quite beside himself, in fact.



He was even successfully accused of being one of them..... and indeed, was successfully lynched by the mob before. Yet he survived. He survived.....


Some began to question this enormous, remarkable power. And his certainty that he was their savior.... and their hero.... while systematically helping to destroy them, one by one.




Some of them thought he might BE Sephiroth. It was also possible, perhaps, just perhaps, that this rotting corpse with medieval weaponry was more than meets the eye.....





And so, the five other survivors surrounded the one known as Earthling that is called Earthling.



They accused him of being a "silly Kniggit."



They told him to "go and boil" his "bottom".



They said his mother was a "hamster", and that his father "smelt of elderberries".



They said that he "did not frighten" them with his "silly knees bent running around advancing behavior".



He responded that they were a "cheesy lot" of "second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters". He suggested that he wafted his private parts at their aunties, and they were the sons of a window dresser.



Meanwhile, the Narrator pushed a cart filled with dead bodies through the center of town, right in the middle of the standoff.


Narrator: "Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!"


Josh Timman: "Here's one."


Narrator: "Nine pence."


Josh Timman: "Here's your ninepence."


The Black Knight: "I'm not dead!"


Narrator: "What?"


Josh Timman: "Nothing. There's your ninepence."


The Black Knight: "I'm not dead."


Narrator: "Ere, he says he's not dead."


Josh Timman: "Yes he is."


The Black Knight: "I'm not."


Narrator: "He isn't?"


Josh Timman: "Well, he will be soon, he's mortally wounded.


The Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound."


Josh Timman: "No it isn't. All your limbs have been hacked off and you've completely bled out about a week ago. It's a wonder you're not attracting rats."


Narrator: "Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations."


The Black Knight: "I don't want to go on the cart."


Josh Timman: "Oh, don't be such a baby."


Narrator: "Well, I can't take him. He's sort of invincible, you know."


The Black Knight: "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!"


Josh Timman: "Oh, do us a favor. We've been trying to get rid of him for quite some time. We think he's Sephiroth, or possibly that vampire with the medieval weaponry."


Narrator: "I can't take living people, you know that. Why did you think he was Sephiroth anyway? Didn't he get hacked to bits by Sephiroth himself rather early on?"


The Black Knight: "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!!!"


Josh Timman: "Please? Pretty please? I mean we've done all we could to the poor lad and he's still not doing his civic duty and expiring when his life is at an end. He's a bloody torso that's out of its bleedin' mind."


The Black Knight: "I could take you lot single-handed."


Josh Timman: "You haven't got any arms left, you silly sod."


The Black Knight: "Yes I have."


Narrator: "Look, there's a rather large pile of corpses I've got to deliver to the outskirts of the city, and I'm kind of in a hurry. If you'll excuse me."


Josh Timman: "When's your next round?"


Narrator: "Thursday."


Josh Timman: "This Thursday? You mean today?"


Narrator: "If I meant today, I would have said today. When I say Thursday, I mean next Thursday."


Josh Timman: "Well you could mean the Thursday after that. I could have thought you meant next Thursday, when you meant the Thursday after next Thursday."


Narrator: "No, nonsense. There's no way I could possibly mean next Thursday when I said Thursday."


Josh Timman: "THERE!!! See? You just referred to it as "next" Thursday, when the next Thursday that's on the calendar is "this" Thursday."


Narrator: "No, because "this" Thursday is the one we're presently in. If I mean the Thursday after that, I would say "next" Thursday, since it is the one immediately after this present Thursday."


Josh Timman: "You're wrong, today is Thursday, and this coming Thursday is in one week, and the next Thursday after that is "next" Thursday."


Narrator: "Well, you're changing the parameters of the discussion. You just called it "this coming" Thursday. Surely you do realize of course that "this coming" Thursday is not the same as "this" Thursday?"


Josh Timman: "That's not the point. The point is, when you originally said Thursday, that presented a bit of a poser, because today is in fact Thursday, and when you say Thursday, by itself, that could mean either today or one week from the present date."


Narrator: "You can't just declare what the point is. I had a valid point! You're not listening. Today is "Thursday", "this" Thursday is the coming Thursday, and "next" Thursday is the next one after. That's the way it's always been."


Josh Timman: "Maybe in your hellfire-addled senile old brain, but we people from the REAL WORLD understand the difference between "this" bloody Thursday and "next" bleedin' THURSDAY!"


Narrator: "I'm the Narrator, you stupid git! I decide what's true, it's my :daisy: story and I'll tell it how I want to!"


issaikhaan: Watch your language, gentlemen.


Josh Timman: "What in the blazes was THAT???"


Narrator: "Oh, that? That's a Moderator. Legend has it that Moderators are masters of time and space, able to break fourth walls, and silence those who would dare fill their precious .org with smut and filthy language. It has been said that they can slay spambots by the hundreds, ban even the most offensive of trolls, and still maintain their suave and awe-inspiring appearance, with hardly any entrails on their dark green suits."


Josh Timman: "Astounding."


Policeman #1: "All right, stop that. Stop that. This dialogue has gone on quite long enough and it is clearly just stalling for suspense. You're under arrest for 12 counts of long and rambling storytelling, several counts of grievous and intentional foreshadowing, several counts of plagiarism with respect to ripping off other people's mafia game ideas, at least one count of deus ex machina with that whole super vague weapon reference, and 50 million counts of not making any bloody sense."


Narrator: "It's a fair cop!"



Policeman #1: "Take him away, boys."



*several policemen barge into the center of the city, and drag the silly Narrator away*



Policeman #1: "You know, I didn't always want to be a policeman, and I certainly didn't figure I'd be making my rounds on the streets of some alternate dimension, trapped in the burning fires of hell, trying to stop pizzamen from wasting people's time with excessive and gratuitous storytelling. No, my father wanted me to be a doctor. My mother wanted me to be a lawyer. But I.... I've always wanted to be...... a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree.... As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The Larch! The Redwoods! The Mighty Scots' Pine! With my best girl by my side.... we'd sing.... sing..... SING!!!"



Policeman #2: "All right, stop that. You'll not be going into a song while I'm here. I'm charging you with aggravated and grievous continuation of unnecessary dialogue and overly lengthy narrative, and several counts of breaking the fourth wall and many more counts of telling not very funny jokes."


*Policeman #2 shoots Policeman #1 in the face, instantly killing him.*


Policeman #1: "WAUGH!!!"


Policeman #3: "I thought we were just going to arrest him."


Policeman #2: "Wrong."


*Policeman #2 shoots Policeman #3 in the face, instantly killing him.*


Policeman #3: "I only got to say two bloody lines in this whole game!"


Josh Timman: "Could you shoot Earthling for us, please?"


Policeman #2: "Sure."


*Policeman #2 shoots Earthling in the face, instantly killing him.*


The Black Knight: "That stings a rather lot."


Josh Timman: "Ah, thank you very much."


Policeman #2: "Not at all. See you on Thursday."


Josh Timman: "Right."


....


Josh Timman: "Wait, what? Did you mean this Thursday, or next Thursday?"


Policeman #2: "Scratch that, looks like there's a METEOR coming."






And the five remaining survivors looked around and wondered to themselves.... where was the Angel? Where was the big, fantastic showdown? Where was the satisfying, climactic finish? Did they finally prevail over the forces of Chaos? Will they rescue Timmy from the bottom of the old well? And did Lassie really know he was down there, or was she just anxious to go outside for a long-awaited tinkle?


Bark once for yes, twice for no.







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Summary of events:






Earthling has been lynched!

Earthling was The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs, of the Python Mafia Faction!

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Earthling was Evil!

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10 of Hearts











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Sephiroth: "Care to guess.... one....[I] last.... time? Heh heh heh.... MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"











Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (5/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Beefy187
Romanic
shlin28


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=377137)) Ace of Spades
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119908-The-Snatcher-%28Concluded%29))3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven
Winston Hughes- Satanic Pastor Richard Bird [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 9 of Diamonds
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia(The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
-------------Night Eleven
Earthling- The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) 10 of Hearts
-------------Day Twelve











Shlin28 is voted all the items.








BEGIN NIGHT TWELVE

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT TWELVE




Back door cracked
We don't need a key
We get in for free
No VIP sleaze
Drink that Kool-Aid
Follow my lead
Now you're one of us
You're coming with me
It's time to kill the lights
And shut the DJ down
(This place about to)
Tonight were taking over
No one's getting out

This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to

Now what
We're taking control
We get what we want
We do what you don't

Dirt and glitter
Cover the floor
We're pretty and sick
We're young and we're bored
It's time to lose your mind
And let the crazy out
(This place about to)
Tonight we're taking names
'Cause we don't mess around

This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to blow
Blow
This place about to

-- Ke$ha






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shlin28 stood in the center of the city, preparing for the inevitable conflict. He was wearing the Tanooki Suit, even though it had failed to stop the power of Sephiroth before. Fire Brother and Itchy and Scratchy all were unable to turn back the power of the one-winged Angel.

He gripped the mirror shield tightly, and hoped that somehow, this powerful armor would come in handy.


Then he saw the Angel walking toward him. Boomer gulped, and stood his ground. Everything happened so fast, and Boomer barely had time to react. The Angel flew in faster than the eye could see, and Boomer transformed into the invulnerable statue.


The telltale sound of metal clattering against stone echoed throughout The Purgatory. Boomer prepared to release himself from the stone form, and counterattack the Angel. But the Angel quickly sent the Boomerang Brother skyward, and prepared the familiar protection-shattering move.


The gasses swirled around Boomer, and ignited in a fusion reaction. The Tanooki suit held, but Boomer would soon need to breathe, and there was no way he could do that in the form of the statue. For minutes on end, he held his breath, but soon enough, the statue began to flicker, and Boomer gasped, as the statue reverted back to its normal state of flesh and blood.

The gasses collapsed in a massive, powerful SUPERNOVA.





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Boomer's armor couldn't turn back this powerful attack, and he fell from the sky. The Angel met him halfway down, and diced him apart.








______________________________




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A tall, powerful figure approached the body of the fallen Fire Brother. He spoke some arcane words, and soon, the remains of Fire Brother reanimated and became just like new.

The tall figure left the scene, and Fire Brother hurried off to find a safe place to hide.





______________________________









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Beefy187 put on his mask, and fired up the chainsaw. He watched what had just happened to Boomerang Brother, and had the Angel in his sights.


Josh Timman: "I'm in the mood for some fried chicken wings. Time to die, feather-boy."



Sephiroth: "Oh goody, someone else wants to play. Are you prepared for the kind of pain and suffering you've earned, little man?"


Josh Timman: "You killed Satan, my lord and master. Now I shall have my revenge."



Sephiroth: "Such passion. Too bad it is wasted on the weak. Come on then, come and show me your full strength."





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Josh Timman's chainsaw roared, and he charged the Angel, who simply stood there with his sword drawn, allowing Timman to approach. Josh raised the chainsaw above his head, and brought it smashing down on Sephiroth's shoulder. Timman was trying to rip Sephiroth apart, from one shoulder, through the chest, and out the other side.


The Chainsaw started buzzing through Sephiroth's armor, and managed to reach bone. Flesh and blood started spraying everywhere, as Timman tried to saw though the Angel completely.



Sephiroth: "Now die."


Sephiroth swung his blade, bisecting Josh Timman at the waist, causing the Chainsaw-wielding maniac to fall helplessly to the ground. But the madman wasn't done yet....





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Beefy187 reached for the Triforce, and made a wish. An evil, malevolent wish. He began to transform into a gigantic, hideous beast.




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GANON




Ganon: "Beaten by some giant chicken-man? I don't think so..... Not even you can turn back the Triforce of Power."




Sephiroth: "Some people never learn, it seems. But this Triforce you have intrigues me. I command you to give it to me. If you do not, I will be very unhappy."



Ganon: "Come and get it, swan."







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Sephiroth: "As you wish...."





Sephiroth flew toward the gigantic creature, which swung its massive sword, connecting with the Angel, and sending him flying into the nearest building, shattering the structure and burying the Angel beneath it.



Ganon laughed triumphantly, as he lumbered toward the collapsed structure. He began smashing his way through the wreckage, determined to find Sephiroth's body and hack it to pieces, and stomp on the remains, until he was sure the creature was finally dead. Then he heard a loud explosion, and saw what looked like half of the building heading in his direction. There was just no way to move out of the way, and so the massive wreckage struck Ganon and sent him flying across the avenue, landing in a heap on the far side of the center of the city.


Sephiroth crawled from the wreckage, looking almost completely undamaged. His armor had been torn apart at the shoulder, and he was bleeding from the chainsaw wound, but he looked fine otherwise. As Ganon got to his feet, Sephiroth shot him a confident grin.


Sephiroth: "It's amusing to watch you struggle. But I am the master of this universe. I make the laws. I decide who dies. And now, I have decided that you will die."



Ganon: "Make me."



Without saying another word, Sephiroth pulled out the 6 of Hearts card, and began staring at it furiously. The card began to burn at its edges, and Ganon began to scream in pain.



Ganon: "NO! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING??? I SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED YOU!"



Sephiroth: "If only you had that kind of power. Maybe you would have been a worthy opponent. But now I see that there is nothing left in this universe that can oppose me."


Ganon screamed in agony, and dropped the Triforce, as he burned white hot and incinerated completely, just as the card turned to ash and blew away.



Sephiroth looked at the remaining cards, and noticed that there were still four left.



Sephiroth: "Impressive. Not quite good enough, but still impressive. Time to crush these weaklings once and for all."





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/meteor-1.png










______________________________




Summary of events:






Backwards Logic has been revived!




shlin28 has been murdered!

shlin28 was Boomerang Brother, of theEvil Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Boomer.png


shlin28 was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/32.png

7 of Diamonds







Beefy187 has been murdered!

Beefy187 was Satanic Teacher Josh Timman, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Chainsawman.png


Beefy187 was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/35.png

[B]6 of Hearts






















Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (4/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Backwards Logic
Romanic


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=377137)) Ace of Spades
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119908-The-Snatcher-%28Concluded%29))3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven
Winston Hughes- Satanic Pastor Richard Bird [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 9 of Diamonds
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
-------------Night Eleven
Earthling- The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) 10 of Hearts
-------------Day Twelve
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Beefy187- Satanic Teacher Josh Timman [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Hearts







The Psychotic Mafia has been eliminated!







BEGIN THE FINAL DAY

[Askthepizzaguy]

FINAL DAY





God, money
I'll do anything for you.
God, money
just tell me what you want me to.
God, money
nail me up against the wall.
God, money
don't want everything he wants it all.

No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me

Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.

Bow down before the one you serve.
You're going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You're going to get what you deserve.

God, money's
not looking for the cure.
God, money's
not concerned with the sick among the pure.
God, money
let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
God, money's
not one to choose

No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me

Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.

-- Nine Inch Nails















https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/hell.jpg







The remaining survivors gathered together at the center of the destroyed city. Together, they would confront Sephiroth.



Lord of Annihilation: "Angelic One! You are the one who has been tormenting us all this time. The charade is over. Now free us, or die...."



The survivors looked around, searching for their nemesis.




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Seph.jpg





Sephiroth: "Kneel down and beg for mercy..."


They looked up, and saw The Angel hovering over them. The turbulent storm seemed to be centered around this figure. Power seemed to radiate from this being, and all of reality seemed to be swirling around the chaotic figure. Their very surroundings bent to his will.



Lord of Annihilation: "We've proven that we're worthy of a second life. You're all that stands in our way."



Sephiroth: "Worthy? You are the ashes of the dead, soon to be forgotten remnants of an existence that will also be forgotten. In its place, I will create a shining future."



Lord of Annihilation: "Why have you brought us here?"



Sephiroth: "In all the worlds, in all the galaxies, in all the dimensions, I have searched for others like me... like my Mother. I have been looking for those who would join me in the New Life. Beings of extraordinary quality, with the potential for limitless power. Such beings would inevitably be outcasts, and thought of as evil by those who were threatened by their power and their attempts to rightfully lead. They would be destroyed by lesser beings, or die as mortals. All death leads inevitably here, beyond existence..."



Lord of Annihilation: "What is this place?"



Sephiroth: "Surely even your limited minds should have figured it out by now. You either exist, or you do not, but in either case, you are somewhere. When you cease to exist, you join unreality. That is what this place is. It is the river Styx, the burning sewer of waste, where all is nothing. This is Hell, the giant burning trash pile at the end of existence. Here, your memories drift in fire, until they no longer remember themselves. When Old Life has been purged from the Universe, it will all end up here."



Lord of Annihilation: "Why did you make The Purgatory?"



Sephiroth: "Before all Old Life is consumed in fire, I wanted to see if there was anything worth preserving among your memories.


If any of you showed the kind of potential I seek, I would have saved you from eternal death.


The Purgatory is a place I forged from your memories, so I could see you in action.


Now it is clear to me.... none of you are worth remembering. "








https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Seph2.jpg





Lord of Annihilation: "We're not going down without a fight."



Sephiroth: "Your destinies have already been written. Your fate is sealed. The METEOR will annihilate you all. I want to watch it happen, as I transcend all life and become the All-God."









https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/meteor-1.png





They looked up, and saw the METEOR falling towards them. It would only be a matter of hours now. The ground was trembling beneath their feet.



Lord of Annihilation: "This ends here and now. Fire Brother, hand me the Triforce."






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/EPYC/Triforce-Complete.png




Lord of Annihilation: "I may not be able to break through your defenses, but I will undo the damage you've done. I will use the TRIFORCE to grant my wish...."







https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/england/STAR%20FOX/worm_hole-1.png



Elsewhere, in the building where Andross was slain, the Wormhole re-opened.






Sephiroth: "Wish and pray with all your might; your God has already rendered His judgment. You are sentenced to be annihilated; erased from the past, present, and future. Now worship your righteous God, and perhaps in your final moments, you will find peace."




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/42.png https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/31.png https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/28.png







Sephiroth held the remaining cards, and prepared to set them all alight, to burn them all slowly, painfully, so that their last moments would be filled with agonizing torment. He laughed cruelly, as the remaining survivors began to feel their skin blister and boil. They roared with pain.... this was truly the end.









Cloud Strife: "Let them go, Sephiroth."



Sephiroth: "Hmm? What's this....? Someone else wants to sacrifice themselves to me?"






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/OneWingedAngel.png




CLICK THIS LINK TO VIEW SCENE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWItr_49MHA)
Before continuing.








https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/LordofAnnihilation.png


Lord of Annihilation: "Let's move."




The remaining survivors hurried inside the tall tower which seemed to be the source of the atmospheric vortex. It seemed as though Sephiroth's power was coming from inside the building.





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/SuperVagueWeapon.png





Lord of Annihilation: "There it is.... The Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom. We can use it to annihilate Sephiroth once and for all...."



Fire Brother: "Loading targeting parameters."



Knight who Says Ni: "If we fire now, we're going to hit Cloud as well."



Lord of Annihilation: "Good. Bonus points. ERADICATE THEM!!!"





The trio targeted Sephiroth and began the firing sequence... and then the miracle happened. Cloud and Sephiroth continued to battle, and they moved in between the Doom weapon and the falling METEOR. With sweaty palms, they pressed the "DESTROY" button, and watched the fireworks.







https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Cloud.png




Cloud Strife: "It's over... You've been defeated. Now go back where you belong.... in my memories."




Sephiroth: "I will never be a memory...."




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/LaserBeamSample.jpg




Cloud Strife: "Never is a very long time, Sephiroth....."






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/SephDeath.png




Sephiroth: "NOOOOOOO-"







The Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom unleashed Total Annihilation. Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, and the METEOR were all caught in the path of the beam.


Cloud Strife was incinerated instantly, and Sephiroth was mortally wounded. The METEOR split apart, and most of the smaller pieces disintegrated.


The largest chunk of rock continued hurtling toward Sephiroth, and slammed the Angelic One into the lake of fire, among the burning sea of the dead.











Sephiroth: "I am the hero.... the savior..... I cannot die........"
















______________________________




Summary of events:





Askthepizzaguy has been slain!

Askthepizzaguy was Cloud Strife!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Cloud.png





A completely inoffensive name has been lynched!

A completely inoffensive name was the God of Destruction, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Godofdestruction.png

A completely inoffensive name was SEPHIROTH, of THE COUNCIL OF VILLAINS!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Sephiroth.png


A completely inoffensive name was CHAOTIC!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/16.png

Jack of Diamonds









CONGRATULATIONS, EVIL TEAM!!!



:balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon:




EVIL VICTORY!!!





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Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (3)

ArpeggiateTHIS2
Backwards Logic
Romanic


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=377137)) Ace of Spades
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119908-The-Snatcher-%28Concluded%29))3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven
Winston Hughes- Satanic Pastor Richard Bird [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 9 of Diamonds
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
-------------Night Eleven
Earthling- The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) 10 of Hearts
-------------Day Twelve
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Beefy187- Satanic Teacher Josh Timman [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Hearts
-------------Night Twelve
A completely inoffensive name- God of Destruction/SEPHIROTH [CHAOTIC] Evil mafia (COUNCIL OF VILLAINS (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?115505-The-Council-of-Villains-Large-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Diamonds
Askthepizzaguy- Cloud Strife [????] SUPER AWESOME PLOT DEVICE OF IMPARTIALLY DECIDED DESTINY (Askthepizzaguy Mafia II (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread)) [no card]
-------------FINAL DAY










For the first time in weeks, the sky became calm.





The sun was setting in the horizon.





All that remained was escape from their prison...







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[Askthepizzaguy]

SUNSET





I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel the scream
This terrible silence stops it there

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god, help me

Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god, wake me

Now the world is gone I'm just one
Oh god, help me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god, help me

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmines has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

-- Metallica















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Sephiroth:

"It's not over.

I am not finished yet.

I am beyond life.

I am beyond death.

I am the beginning.

I am the end.

I am Destruction.

I will have revenge."








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Sephiroth used the Phoenix Down item and auto-resurrected!

Sephiroth became Safer Sephiroth!










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Safer Sephiroth:

"No one can escape.
No one will leave this place alive."








Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (4)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Backwards Logic
Romanic


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=377137)) Ace of Spades
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119908-The-Snatcher-%28Concluded%29))3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven
Winston Hughes- Satanic Pastor Richard Bird [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 9 of Diamonds
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
-------------Night Eleven
Earthling- The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) 10 of Hearts
-------------Day Twelve
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Beefy187- Satanic Teacher Josh Timman [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Hearts
-------------Night Twelve
Askthepizzaguy- Cloud Strife [????] SUPER AWESOME PLOT DEVICE OF IMPARTIALLY DECIDED DESTINY (Askthepizzaguy Mafia II (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread)) [no card]
-------------FINAL DAY










All items go to Backwards Logic.
ACIN loses 1 credit (Impossible wager not counted)
No one else loses any credits.
The final night will be decisive, no matter the outcome.




BEGIN THE FINAL NIGHT






You have 24 hours to send in orders.



All living players will be sent a PM reminder, due to the "fake" ending.

[Askthepizzaguy]

FINALE









Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
Go to a lake of fire and fry
See them again 'till the Fourth of July

I knew a lady who came from Duluth
Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
flew away howling on the yellow moon

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
Go to a lake of fire and fry
See them again 'till the Fourth of July

People cry and people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
Of an angels and the devils try to make 'em their own

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
Go to a lake of fire and fry
See them again 'till the Fourth of July

-- Nirvana




















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The trio stood at the controls of the Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom.


Lord of Annihilation: "So, how do we use this thing to get out of here? As I recall, that Jedi escaped...."


Fire Brother: "Yes, we could use this machine to get out of here. But we'd better do it quickly, I don't think Sephiroth is gone...."


The Knight Who Says Ni: "You two work on the machine. I'll deal with Sephiroth."


Fire Brother: "Don't even think about going out there alone! You'll need help to bring him down. Lord, keep working on it."


Lord of Annihilation: "I can do this."






_____________________






Seon, the Demon Vampire, also known as Screwtape, stalked ArpeggiateTHIS2, also known as The Knight Who Says Ni.




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SCREWTAPE: "You thought you had gotten rid of me.... but I've been here all this time, picking you off one-by-one. Your flesh feeds me, your blood sustains me. Now I will sacrifice you to the Great God Sephiroth."


The Knight Who Says NI: "Do not come any closer, or I will say Ni at you!"


SCREWTAPE: "Do your worst, mortal!"





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The Knight Who Says NI: "NI!"


SCREWTAPE: "Nothing."


The Knight Who Says NI: "NI!"


SCREWTAPE: "Ouch. Okay, that stings a bit."


The Knight Who Says NI: "NI!"


SCREWTAPE: "All right, that's enough. Shut your festering gob, or I'll carve open your skull!"


The Knight Who Says NI: "NI! NI NI!!! NI NI NI!!!"


SCREWTAPE: "That hurts! Oh, that hurts! Oh, the pain, the horrible, agonizing pain!"


The Knight Who Says NI: "PENG!!! NEE-WOM!"


SCREWTAPE: "That hurts slightly less, but is really quite painful still!"


The Knight Who Says NI: "Ecky Ecky Ecky Ecky zoom boing goodem olwi-zhiv!"


SCREWTAPE: "Stop it! Please stop it!"


The Knight Who Says NI: "Ow! Don't say that word!"


SCREWTAPE: "What, 'is'?"


The Knight Who Says NI: "No, not 'is'. You couldn't go very far in life without saying 'is'."


SCREWTAPE: "Well, if you tell me what it is, I won't say it again."


The Knight Who Says NI: "Ooooh! You said it, you said the word!"


SCREWTAPE: "What, 'it'???"


The Knight Who Says NI: "There, you just said it again! Oh no.... now I've said it! That's three its! OOOHH!"


SCREWTAPE: "You're a loony. Time to die."



Without further ado, Screwtape attacked the Knight Who Says Ni. However, at the last second, the Knight Who Says Ni tried to say some other sacred words, in an attempt to summon a protective shield!

However, he had trouble remembering the exact pronunciation.



The Knight Who Says NI: "N.... N..... newww..... new...... nih..... nih...."



And it was too late. Screwtape had already hacked off his gigantic legs using nothing more than a common herring. The towering figure fell deep into a carefully arranged nearby shrubbery. It was there that the Demon Vampire jumped atop the towering figure's back and began bashing the helpless giant with his spiked mace.

As the Knight lay screaming, Screwtape bared his fangs, and lowered them onto the tall one's tasty, tasty neck.....



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________________________





Lord of Annihilation: "I've nearly got it. The password seems to be based on those cards Sephiroth was using. He was the Jack of Diamonds.... now I just need to switch the mode from "DESTROY" to "GATEWAY".


Suddenly, a long metallic object embedded itself in the control panel, causing the panel to explode in a shower of sparks.


The Lord of Annihilation looked at the machine when the smoke cleared, and recognized the Masamune. The Super Vague Weapon had been destroyed.






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The entire building shuddered from the violent explosions outside, and the entire structure lifted up off of the ground and was sent hurtling at incredible speeds into the distance. The Lord of Annihilation turned and saw the source of the explosions, and moved out of the way as fast as his tall, powerful frame would allow.



Safer Sephiroth: "You cannot escape. I will exterminate you all....."




The Lord of Annihilation ran from Sephiroth, who continued pummeling the city with dark orbs and massive Flares.




________________________



Romanic, also known as the Lord of Annihilation, hurried to the body of the fallen shlin28, and prepared to speak the arcane words which would bring his friend back to life.



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/LordofAnnihilation.png



Safer Sephiroth: "Mercy is for the weak. The weak shall be forgotten....."





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Detonate.png



A massive Flare engulfed the body of shlin28 and the would-be reviver, Romanic.


Lord of Annihilation: "It's not over, Sephiroth.... HE is coming to destroy you..... And you no longer possess THE CARDS."


It was true. During the battle with Cloud, Sephiroth had been beaten, and the cards were knocked clear of his body by the METEOR.


Safer Sephiroth: "I never needed them.... I have always been far more powerful than these mortals."




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/42.png



________________________




Backwards Logic, also known as the Fire Brother, approached Sephiroth, armed with a killer rabbit, a protective suit, a shield, and a chainsaw. He was a walking tank... and he also had in his possession the TRIFORCE.




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Fire.png


Fire Brother: "This is it. This is the end of the road for you. I'm going to turn you into a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken!"



And the final battle began....



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/SaferSeph-concept_art.png

Safer Sephiroth: "Kneel before me. Beg for forgiveness. I want to watch you grovel. I want to see you suffer before you die."




Fire Brother: "It's not happening, Sephiroth! Prepare to taste the ultimate attack....."



Safer Sephiroth: "If you can destroy me, then do so. I will consume everything.... I will consume all life.... I will consume death itself.... I will remake this universe.... Nothing can stop me now."




Fire Brother: "TRIFORCE, I command you, destroy the 7-winged freak, once and for all!"





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After the massive explosion, the dust began to clear, and the Fire Brother looked to see if Sephiroth was annihilated.




But Sephiroth was still there..... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5st0b3ln5U&feature=player_detailpage#t=57s)




Safer Sephiroth: "The TRIFORCE contains the power of the three Goddesses.... But their reach extends only so far. This is not their world. This is not their realm.... this is not their creation.

This is my world. I made The Purgatory. I made all of you. I AM YOUR GOD. You all bow before me.... You all die before me."



Fire Brother: "This can't be happening.... I don't believe it...."



Safer Sephiroth: "I do not need your belief. I do not need your obedience. I do not need your surrender. I have become the GOD OF EVERYTHING.



Fire Brother: "I would never serve you, Sephiroth...."



Safer Sephiroth: "And so the Old Life will be purged, to make way for those who will serve...."



Fire Brother: "I made a mistake.... I made the wrong wish. With my final breath, I'll make a different one. TRIFORCE.... I wish for a HERO to rise from the ashes of the fallen.... someone capable of defeating Sephiroth, and reversing the damage he's done. I wish for there to be.... a HERO OF TIME."



Safer Sephiroth: "Perhaps you've forgotten, mortal one.... I AM THE HERO! Now feel the judgment of YOUR ALMIGHTY GOD!




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Detonate.png



In an instant, the body of the Fire Brother was blown to smithereens.....



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/31.png






______________________________




Summary of events:





ArpeggiateTHIS2 has been murdered!

ArpeggiateTHIS2 was The Knight Who Says Ni, of the Python Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/KnightwhosaysNi.png


ArpeggiateTHIS2 was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/28.png

8 of Diamonds







Romanic has been murdered!

Romanic was the Lord of Annihilation, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/LordofAnnihilation.png


Romanic was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/42.png

4 of Spades








Backwards Logic has been killed in retaliation!

Backwards Logic was the Fire Brother, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Fire.png


Backwards Logic was Evil!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Other/31.png

7 of Hearts












Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?116976-Mini-Mafia-IV-%28Concluded%29)) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Survived- (VICTORIOUS)

A completely inoffensive name-
God of Destruction/SAFER SEPHIROTH [CHAOTIC] Evil Mafia (COUNCIL OF VILLAINS (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?115505-The-Council-of-Villains-Large-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Diamonds


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114819-Mini-Mafia-III-%28Concluded%29)- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=270052)) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126647-The-Shadow-Fort-Concluded)) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?128793-Star-Fox-Lylat-Wars-%28Story-and-information-thread%29)) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117157-Mini-Mafia-V-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?124559-The-Night-Santa-Went-Crazy)) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?113845-Psycho-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120373-Mini-Mafia-VII)) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?117441-Resident-Evil-Omega-%28Concluded%29)) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?110184-The-Golden-Rule-%28Concluded%29)) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131243-Star-Wars-Fall-of-the-Order-in-play)) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119802-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-III-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=384005)) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?107859-Futurama-Drama-Mafiama-%28Concluded%29)) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?123875-Resident-Evil-Dark-Falls-Game-thread)) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?120054-Swords-and-D20-s-Small-Mafia-Game-%28Concluded%29)) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?106845-Mini-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Game-Thread%29)) King of Spades
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?129734-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-In-Play)) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?122738-SPEED-MAFIA%21-%21)) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119574-SPEED-MAFIA%21)) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?132326-South-Park-Imaginationland-Concluded)) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=233844)) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=377137)) Ace of Spades
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?119908-The-Snatcher-%28Concluded%29))3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven
Winston Hughes- Satanic Pastor Richard Bird [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 9 of Diamonds
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?108584-The-Full-Monty-Simpsons-Mafia-%28Concluded%29)) 8 of Hearts
-------------Night Eleven
Earthling- The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) 10 of Hearts
-------------Day Twelve
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Diamonds
Beefy187- Satanic Teacher Josh Timman [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=330644)) 6 of Hearts
-------------Night Twelve
Askthepizzaguy- Cloud Strife [????] SUPER AWESOME PLOT DEVICE OF IMPARTIALLY DECIDED DESTINY (Askthepizzaguy Mafia II (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?134731-Askthepizzaguy-Mafia-II-The-Revengening-Game-Thread)) [no card]
-------------FINAL DAY
ArpeggiateTHIS2- The Knight Who Says Ni [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=333982)) 8 of Diamonds
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=414541)) 7 of Hearts
Romanic- Lord of Annihilation [Evil] Evil Mafia (Murder Manor II (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?114095-Mini-Game-II-%28Concluded%29)) 4 of Spades
-------------FINAL NIGHT






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Seph2.jpg





The Python Mafia has been eliminated!

The EVIL TEAM has been eliminated!

The GOOD TEAM has prevailed!

The CHAOTIC TEAM has prevailed!






What happened on the final round:

The dice were not kind at all to the evil team. None of their actions succeeded except the one that really, really shouldn't have succeeded, which was the vig attempt on ACIN, which it so happens resulted in another retaliation.

And then, ACIN's murder attempt is 100% and so is Seon's, and the guy with 100% defenses was killed via retaliation.(30%)

You lost nobody and killed all three.

I took a screenshot of the random.org screen, though I'm not sure why. I suppose to show that either the result is legit or I re-rolled it until it got an absurdly perfect ending, which the odds are kind of against seeing as you'd need 8 numbers in a sequence randomly generated to mess with the result.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Endgame.png

92- ACIN's murder attempt at 100% plus override.
61- ACIN's vig attempt (FAIL, needed 10 or below)
55- Arpeg's self-protect attempt (FAIL, needed 50 or below)
99- Backwards Logic's vig attempt (Success, purchase plus items over 100% success rating)
63- Romanic's bus drive attempt, Seon with Backwards Logic [wouldn't have made a difference anyway due to your choices of murder] (FAIL, needed 40 or below)
45- Romanic's revive attempt on Shlin (FAIL, needed 40 or below)
70- Seon's murder attempt on Arpeg (100% before modifiers, no override)

Defenses and Retaliations:

16- ACIN is attacked, survives due to IMMUNE, retaliation at 30% (Success, needed 30 or below)



Anyway.... I am kind of disappointed. I wanted to see the evil team get rewarded for some of their more brilliant moves (such as those bus drive attempts on Seon). The random gods are out of my hands.


Congrats, ACIN/Chaotic team.





This is the real, final ending. Congratulations, winners, and well played, all.



Final scores and endgame commentary to come. I will also be posting everyone's role PMs and revealing all the hidden talents and information about the game, including the meaning of the cards and the songs, as well as offering my thoughts on what strategies would have been especially useful, and so forth.


Thank you everyone for playing. I truly hope you had fun.


If you want a link to the Chaotic quicktopic, send me a PM. It contains far, far too much naughty language to post here. (ACIN, obviously....)

[Askthepizzaguy]

SCORING:



Team Victory:

TEAM VICTORY (1st Place)
-Renata- 5 points

TEAM VICTORY (2nd Place)
-ACIN- 3 points
-Diamondeye- 3 points
-God Emperor- 3 points
-Chaotix- 3 points
-Seon- 3 points


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Faction Goals:


Faction Rankings

Evil Mafia-
Last one standing, outlasted all rivals (Space and Cosa Nostra)
Python Mafia-
Survived until the very end, outlasting all rivals (Dark Falls and Bizarro)
Psychotic Mafia
Outlasted the Cosa Nostra, but did not outlast the Evil Mafia.
Springfield Mafia
Outlasted the South Park Mafia, but did not outlast the Python Mafia.
South Park Mafia
Outlasted the Dark Falls Mafia, but did not outlast the Springfield Mafia.
Space Mafia
Did not outlast the Psychotic or the Evil Mafia.
Bizarro Mafia / Cosa Nostra
Bizarro did not outlast the Space or Python Mafia.
Cosa Nostra did not outlast the Springfield or South Park Mafia.
Dark Falls Mafia
Did not outlast anyone, first elimination.

Springfield Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the South Park Mafia and the Python Mafia
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing

Dark Falls Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Psychotic Mafia and the Bizarro Mafia
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing

South Park Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Springfield Mafia and the Dark Falls Mafia
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing

Python Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Dark Falls Mafia and the Bizarro Mafia- COMPLETED
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing

Psycho Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Evil Mafia and the Cosa Nostra
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing

Space Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Evil Mafia and the Psychotic Mafia
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing

Bizarro Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Space Mafia and the Python Mafia
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing

Evil Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Space Mafia and the Cosa Nostra- COMPLETED
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing- usurped by Chaotic Team victory with no Evil Team remaining.

Cosa Nostra Mafia-
Faction Goals: Outlast the Springfield Mafia and the South Park Mafia
Total Victory: Be the last faction standing


Faction Goals Completed:

-B_Ray- 3 points
-Earthling- 3 points
-Classical_Hero- 3 points
-ArpeggiateTHIS2- 3 points
-ACIN- 3 points
-Romanic- 3 points
-Diana Abnoba- 3 points
-Backwards Logic- 3 points
-YLC- 3 points
-shlin28- 3 points




__________________________________




Survival:

-ACIN- 1 point
-Renata- 1 point




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Personal Goals:


MONTY BURNS
Goal: Successfully withstand one night attack that would have otherwise been successful, if not for your self-defense.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

WAYLON SMITHERS
Goal: Successfully defend two individuals that would have died without your protection, or successfully defend Mister Burns at least once.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

FARNSWORTH
Goal: Successfully identify all remaining members of your mafia team through faction scan, or, identify all remaining mafia factions by scanning one member each.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

ZAPP BRANNIGAN
Goal: Successfully roleblock an anti-mafioso. (You will not be informed that you have succeeded until the game is over.)
FAILURE
Condition not met.

ITCHY AND SCRATCHY
Goal: Successfully perform a retaliatory kill. Vengeance must be yours!
FAILURE
Condition not met.

SERIAL KILLER- SIDESHOW BOB
Goal: Kill at least one member from every single mafia faction remaining, and one anti-mafioso. If a faction is destroyed before you can defeat them personally, but you outlast them, this counts as well.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

COLMILLO
Goal: Successfully perform a vigilante kill against an anti-mafioso, or one member of each of the two rival mafia factions outlined in your faction goals section.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

BRANAGH/SCREWTAPE
Goal: Perform a successful conversion.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

EL GIGANTE
Goal: Successfully perform three vigilante kills against members not of your faction, or successfully kill someone in retaliation, not of your faction.
POINT AWARDED
Although Branagh was a member of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction, he was technically also a member of the Chaotic faction. I'll be nice.

CLAIRE RAVAL
Goal: Outlive Alfred Branagh
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Condition not met.

ALYSSA MARTIN
Goal: Locate the Groom Creature using a scanning item, then give him the scanning item.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

BEARY THE BEAR:
Goal: Kill any member of the Bizarro Mafia.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

PORCUPINEY THE PORCUPINE
Goal: Learn how to use "defend other".
FAILURE
Condition not met.

SQUIRRELY THE SQUIRREL
Goal: Locate all living members of the South Park Mafia faction using your faction scanner.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

MANBEARPIG
Goal: Successfully kill three others.
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Condition met.
PLEASE NOTE: Role PM read an obviously incorrect faction goal which was copy/pasted in error.
"Locate all living members of the South Park Mafia faction using your faction scanner."
This goal was incorrect, the original goal (As Johnhughthom can testify) was to kill 3 people.
I would have awarded the point regardless due to the mistake, but Psychonaut met the condition as well.

SATAN/DODONGO
Goal: Locate Anju using the Pendant of Memories, then give her the item.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
Goal: Learn how to use the ability "roleblock"
FAILURE
Condition not met.

KILLER RABBIT
Goal: Learn how to use the ability "vigilante kill"
FAILURE
Condition not met.

THE BLACK KNIGHT
Goal: Die in GLORIOUS battle, or survive the entire game.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

LEGENDARY BLACK BEAST OF ARGH
Goal: All living members of the Monty Python Mafia are reunited.
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Black Knight and Knight who Says Ni found each other by faction scan and were the remaining living members of Python Faction.

KNIGHT WHO SAYS NI
Goal: You must use the sacred words to melt someone's brain three times. (perform three successful roleblocks using your item)
FAILURE
Condition not met.

PSYCHO ANDY- NEUTRAL/SURVIVOR
Goal: Locate an anti-mafioso using your special power, and get them to perform two kills of your choosing, and make sure you are never slain by the anti-mafia.
FAILURE
All conditions not met.

PYRAMID HEAD
Goal: Kill at least two with your Giant Psychotic Sword of Doom.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

RICHARD BIRD
Goal: Successfully defend someone using your prayer book, or gain the chainsaw from someone else and successfully retaliate against an attack using the chainsaw.
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Defense was successful, but it was overridden.

JOSH TIMMAN
Goal: Successfully retaliate against an attack using your chainsaw.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

JAMES MARSHALL
Goal: Successfully perform three bus driving actions, or gain the chainsaw from someone else and successfully retaliate against an attack using the chainsaw.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

YEQON LUCIFUGE CAACRINOLAAS/REENK ROINK
Goal: Revive twice during the game, or be the last anti-mafia standing.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

MACE WINDU- TOWNIE
Goal: Successfully steal at least 7 items.
FAILURE
There were not 7 successful steal attempts.

KLINGON ASSASSIN
Goal: Successfully kill a member of the Evil Mafia or Psychotic Mafia, with your Batleth, and then die in glorious battle, not by the lynch.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

THE SNATCHER
Goal: Reach a point where the parasite swarm has been used (successfully or unsuccessfully) on every single remaining player besides yourself, infecting them all with SNATCHER PARASITES.
If you can do this, you have achieved your primary objective.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

ANDROID LORE
Goal: Gain the SkyNet Analysis Database, either through stealing it, being handed the item, or being voted the item upon its owner's death. If you do this, you will become a true investigator.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

DARTH KOJIRO
Goal: Successfully learn how to perform vigilante killings without the use of items.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

BANE ANDED
Goal: Successfully learn how to perform two other abilities besides your natural vigilantism. (Learn to use the dark and light sides of the Force)
FAILURE
Condition not met.

BLITZEN
Goal: Locate all members of the Bizarro Mafia, or all members of the Python Mafia.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

RUDOLPH
Goal: Learn how to perform "steal item"
FAILURE
Condition not met.

ADVICE DOG
Goal: Use a Meme in one of your posts, during every day phase of the game, even past your own death. You must additionally perform a successful bus driving action
FAILURE
No successful bus drive.

FLUFFY BUNNY
Goal: Outlive all Rabbits, or personally roleblock a Rabbit.
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Outlived Crazed Rabbit and Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

JERRY SEINFELD
Goal: Wear the Puffy Shirt for the rest of your life. (Never give away or have the puffy shirt stolen from you)
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Died immediately, so condition fulfilled!

LORD OF ANNIHILATION
Goal: Kill someone using only the Demon Kobe rats, and no other items.
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Condition met.

GOD OF DESTRUCTION/SEPHIROTH
Goal: Be the last anti-mafioso left standing, or slay at least one member of every mafia faction before you die.
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Condition met.

ANDROSS OIKONNY
Goal: Locate a member of every opposing mafia faction via scan.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

HAMMER BROS
Goal: Successfully kill someone using the Red Shell only.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

FIRE BROS
Goal: Successfully use the Fireball against someone.
SUCCESS, POINT AWARDED
Condition met.

BOOMERANG BROS
Goal: Combine the Starman with at least two other bulletproof items.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

ASKTHEPIZZAGUY
Goal: Be converted by another faction, or survive at least one night attack.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

WHITE_EYES/CRAZED RABBIT
Goal: Personally rack up the most kills by a single individual in the game.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

KANSAS C SMITH
Goal: Learn how to "vigilante" someone and also kill through protection at least once, using the Tyrant.
FAILURE

TONY VALERIO
Goal: Combine cement shoes with two other roleblock items, and roleblock successfully.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

VINNIE VALERIO
Goal: Learn how to "steal items", and then do it successfully.
FAILURE
Condition not met.

SAL VALERIO
Goal: Have at least 200 credits in your possession at any point in the game, so you can retire a rich man.
FAILURE
Condition not met.



Personal Goals Completed:

-Double A- 1 point
-ByzantineKnight- 1 point
-Psychonaut- 1 point
-Classical_Hero- 1 point
-Winston Hughes- 1 point
-Skooma Addict- 1 point
-Captain Blackadder- 1 point
-Romanic- 1 point
-A completely inoffensive name- 1 point
-Backwards Logic- 1 point



____________________________

TEAM VICTORY (1st Place)

-Renata- 5 points

TEAM VICTORY (2nd Place)

-ACIN- 3 points
-Diamondeye- 3 points
-God Emperor- 3 points
-Chaotix- 3 points
-Seon- 3 points

Faction Goals Completed:

-B_Ray- 3 points
-Earthling- 3 points
-Classical_Hero- 3 points
-ArpeggiateTHIS2- 3 points
-ACIN- 3 points
-Romanic- 3 points
-Diana Abnoba- 3 points
-Backwards Logic- 3 points
-YLC- 3 points
-shlin28- 3 points

Survival:

-ACIN- 1 point
-Renata- 1 point

Personal Goals Completed:

-Double A- 1 point
-ByzantineKnight- 1 point
-Psychonaut- 1 point
-Classical_Hero- 1 point
-Winston Hughes- 1 point
-Skooma Addict- 1 point
-Captain Blackadder- 1 point
-Romanic- 1 point
-A completely inoffensive name- 1 point
-Backwards Logic- 1 point






FINAL STANDINGS




ACIN: 8 points (Grand Champion)
Sephiroth

Renata: 6 points (Champion)
Mace Windu

Romanic: 4 points (Winner)
Lord of Annihilation

Backwards Logic: 4 points (Winner)
Fire Brother

Classical_Hero: 4 points (Winner)
Legendary Black Beast of Arrgghh

Diamondeye: 3 points (Runner-up)
God Emperor: 3 points (Runner-up)
Chaotix: 3 points (Runner-up)
Seon: 3 points (Runner-up)

B_Ray: 3 points (Runner-up)
Earthling: 3 points (Runner-up)
ArpeggiateTHIS2: 3 points (Runner-up)
Diana Abnoba: 3 points (Runner-up)
YLC: 3 points (Runner-up)
shlin28: 3 points (Runner-up)

Double A: 1 point (Honorable Mention)
ByzantineKnight: 1 point (Honorable Mention)
Psychonaut: 1 point (Honorable Mention)
Winston Hughes: 1 point (Honorable Mention)
Skooma Addict: 1 point (Honorable Mention)
Captain Blackadder: 1 point (Honorable Mention)



Decisive [Good] Victory
Marginal [Chaotic] Victory
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Marginal [Evil] Defeat
Decisive [Serial Killer] Defeat
Decisive [Neutral] Defeat





For Gameroom Statistics purposes, please include the Chaotic team members with 3 points as being victorious with a 2nd place Team victory, as well as everyone with 4 or more points.

Don't take these scores too seriously. The scoring system probably needs an overhaul as well.

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