Happenings in Beefdom- [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

Beefdom. Aside from the fact that the land is full of Beef lovers, its no different from any other land.
Treachery and power struggle leading to war between influential figures. Human dramas created from love and bravery.

Now, in the latest chapter we saw Beskar and Subotan uniting the land under the order of the Beskotan Dynasty.
Its been years since that. Here is what happened.

Mad adventurer called Jack Swallow decided to sail out to prove that the world is round.
He didn't quite achieve that but he did find out that Beefdom was not alone in this cruel world.
There was those who chose to flee from Beefdom, and found their peace elsewhere.
There was others on a foreign land. Too busy fighting each other instead of sailing out to the world beyond.
Anyhow, they were suddenly aware of each other. Rather small Beefdom quickly built up a group of diplomats and spies, trying to form a friendly relationship with various super powers.

Fortunately all of them had meat loving in common. Some loved meat to the point of worshiping them.
When they realized this, they no longer had a reason to fight. The meat they like may differ a little, but they now respected each other.

Under Beskar and Subotans leadership, they quickly came together and formed an council, used to solve issues and uniting against threat from the unknown world.

100 years of peace have passed. Members of the council changed a little. And now we have a new situation.
Vegetarianism is the latest trend in the city. Older generations and those who stick to tradition simply ignored the heresy, knowing that their long culture of meat consuming can't be undone by a trend with only few years of history. But day by day, they feel more insecure, watching their sons and daughters turn to vegetarians and number joining the protest march increasing.

Some council members are proposing a more brutal approach. With that the peace is slowly crumbling in the known world...
As a council member, its your job to become the hero to restore the old ways... Or perhaps to turn the world upside down and do whats necessary for this revolution.

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Game set up
- There will be two mafia. Perhaps more depending on the numbers of players
- There will be no lynches. Day phase will be used to discuss tactics and who should be slayed.

Night action
- In order to get rid of players (lynch or kill), you must use your night actions. These are the possible actions. You may do many action as you wish as long as there are soldiers available to do that.
- Attack city X using Y soldiers
- Attack city X with player Y with Z soldiers. (x2 bonus if attack is coordinated.)
- Defend city X using Y with Z soldiers (x2 bonus). Will deny uncoordinated defense offers
- Defend city X using with player Y with Z soldiers (x3 bonus)
-In addition to those four actions, mafia gets to 1 of the following action every night.
- Protest march (Role block ability. Blocks one random order of the targeted player)
- Promote rebellion (Decreases number of targeted players soldiers. How many soldiers they will lose will be decided on random)
- Assassinate (Attempt assassination of targeted players commander. Commander who leads the greatest number of soldiers will be targeted. If successful, those soldiers will disappear)

Cities
-Each player starts with 4 cities. Each city generates 25 percent of your total soldier numbers.
-Say if you have 10000 soldiers. Each city will generate 2500 new soldiers, and you'll have 20000 soldiers next turn
-If you have no cities left, that means you have lost the game.
-I'll use civilization 4 to make the city and maps so it will look cool.

Battle
- If Beefy has 500 soldiers and pevergreen has 550. Beefy will lose the battle and pevergreen will win with 50 soldiers left.
- However in general, defending side gets the advantage.
- If more then one players attacks the same city, player who spent the most amount of soldier will get the city.

Gifts
- You may give soldiers and cities to other player. Do that during night phases.

Players
I'm looking for many players as possible. Upon signing up, please write your country/group name, leader name and your four cities. Flags and background detail would be great as it will add depth to the write up. Or you can simply sign up by saying "in" or something. In that case I will create all the details for you but don't expect anything good :sweatdrop:

Hope i'll see you in the game :bow:

[B]Sign ups /B]
Subotan (Prince Subotan von Nukem. Cities: Bubblegum, Lohac, Mankiw, Varian.)
https://img52.imageshack.us/img52/4486/nukemflag.png
ArpeggiateTHIS (Sheik Al A-This of the Great Sauce. Cities: Ketchup, Tabasco, Peri-peri, Soy)
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/359102/tabasco-sauce-profile.jpg
Kagemusha (Shogun Kage Gameroom No Kami. Cities: Kyoto, Sendai, Satsuma, Hiroshima)
https://img852.imageshack.us/img852/5061/kageflag.jpg
Chaotix (Andar the Chaotic One, Lord of the Incredibly Long Epithet . Cities: Mochtelulatitlan, Quesadilla, Chalupa, Western Omelette)
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/Andar.png
Johnhughthom (Bob of Bobslyvania Where Everyone Is Called Bob. Cities: Bobolopolis, Bobberton, Bobanooga, Bobfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliog ogoch)
https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/01bob.jpg
Besky (Jon Snow of Winterfell, Lord Protector of the Northern Tundra. Cities: Velvela, Cuetlactli, Lyall, Otsoa)
https://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2892/winterveil.png
Double A (Khan Rootentooten. Cities Om, Nom, Omnom, Squick)
https://i.imgur.com/RhOFy.png
Death is Yonder (Chieften Yonder of the Chicken Clan. Cities: Voorspod, Vleis, Gepu, Glavnaya)
https://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8633/lion2u.gif
Fluffy (Floofy von Blargensteinberg - Ruler of the Fluffy Troll Empire. Cities: Trollopolis, Fluffyville, Blarg City, Meme Town)
https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/mega_la_by_aaron_a_arts-d3aurd4.png?t=1306338558
Greyblades (Lord James Greyford - Ruler of the Iron Peak. Cities:Iron Peak, The Grey City, Steel bay, Forge.)
http://sandkcreations.com/images/38195.jpg
Skooma Addict (Skoom'ar the Nameless. Cities: Skoom'aria (Capital), Cassandria, Soran, Moon Sugar Island)
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=1278&d=1306964192

[Kagemusha]

IN!

Shogun Kage Gameroom No Kami

Cities:

Kyoto
Satsuma
Sendai
Hiroshima

Description: Preservers of the most valuable beef in the World the famous Kobe Beef. The Beef of the Shogunate is so valuable that even the Shogun can consume only single paper thin slice, cut with the finest of blades, each year.

Flag:

https://img852.imageshack.us/img852/5061/kageflag.jpg

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

I'm already IN, but here's my further role information:

"Sheikh Al-A-This II of the Great Sauces". Although the original Great Sheikh was deposed, his immediate successor, Sheikh II, has returned in a saucy glory, bearing the red-hot magicks of the Venerable Chilli to uphold the goodness of the sweet, sweet dips of Beefdom. With Tabasco as its historic capitol, the Great Sauce Dynasty has branched out to control the Lands of the Four Sauces, each providing the Sheikh with a new, fiery power which is used to glorify his people and the meats of Beefdom. After all, what is meat without sauce?

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/359102/tabasco-sauce-profile.jpg

Cities:
1. Tabasco
2. Ketchup
3. Peri-peri
4. Soy

[Chaotix]

IN

Character: Andar the Chaotic One, Lord of the Incredibly Long Epithet (truncated for easy reading)

Little is known about the distant Empire of Andar. Like most other nations, they have a strong affinity for eating meat. However, little know just what kind of meat they indulge in. Those who have visited have claimed it was just their foreign cows which produced a different-flavored beefsteak. Others claim the Andarrians hunt the fabled Chupacabra, and feast on its succulent tissue. But there are those who returned from the Empire as deranged loons. And these people claim that the Andarrians are cannibals- ingesters of human flesh- especially that of the traitor vegetarians in their lands.

Cities:
Mochtelulatitlan
Quesadilla
Chalupa
Western Omelette

[Askthepizzaguy]

I would join to fill out the ranks, but I fear this one is pretty involved. I don't want to be a disappointment should I get an important role, and I'd rather not be dead weight as a townie teammate either.

No lynches? Is it really a mafia game, if so?

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

I would join to fill out the ranks, but I fear this one is pretty involved. I don't want to be a disappointment should I get an important role, and I'd rather not be dead weight as a townie teammate either.


Join. No "ifs" or "buts". :yes:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Join. No "ifs" or "buts". :yes:

Look at how lame I was in John's Cops and Robbers game. I was barely pulling my weight. I don't want to be that kind of player.

[Beefy187]

I would join to fill out the ranks, but I fear this one is pretty involved. I don't want to be a disappointment should I get an important role, and I'd rather not be dead weight as a townie teammate either.

No lynches? Is it really a mafia game, if so?

There is no lynches but there is 2 mafias.
The only way to get rid of them is to work together and attack them till their cities is gone.

[johnhughthom]

Aye, sign me up Beefy. I'll do the names and flag later.

[Beskar]

I wasn't going to join any, but I love Beefy and his games, so I have to join.



https://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2892/winterveil.png

Jon Snow of Winterveil, Lord Protector of the Northern Tundra, the House of Snow, a bastard branch of the Beskotan dynasty which traveled to the northern tundra. It is said they discovered the greatest threat in existence, and built a wall of solid granite reinforcing an ancient barrier of ice which is 700 feet tall and spanning 300 miles along the Northern border. The wall is manned by a force known as the 'Nightwatch' where each and every member has sworn a duty to uphold the wall or face the penalty of death. Winterveil has a special relationship with the Kingdom's in the south where they take in all able bodied convicts and criminals sentenced to death to man the great wall of Winterveil. Not many survive past their first great winter, as they face little choice in their survival with the alternative being certain death. This gives the lands of Winterveil a formidable army which it can use against any aggressors, however, due to the 'danger' lurking North of the Wall, it is spread thin along it, manning the territory from a threat that could consume the lands of meat and plenty to the south. The symbol of Winterveil is the Direwolf, a large carnivorous wolf which roams the tundra.

The people of Winterveil do not embrace the vegetarian ways due to the complete lack of fertile soil in the tundra, except for forests filled with wild animals, especially deer which are hunted for their meat and fur, as such, the followers of vegetarianism face a very grim and stark reality in the north where hunger and the cold usually kills them long before they are discovered to have converted to the new religion.

Cities:
Velvela
Cuetlactli
Lyall
Otsoa

[Double A]

Beskar, you win forever.

https://i.imgur.com/RhOFy.png

Venisonian Khanate, home of the most delicious deer meat this world has to offer. Khan Rootentooten rides the prized buck of Venisonia into battle. If his mount dies, he eats it. The Khan's bow is carved from the first ever prized buck, which is also considered to be the best tasting one of all time.

Cities: Om, Nom, Omnom, and Squick.

[Death is yonder]

https://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8633/lion2u.gif

Once from the distant Chicken Clan in the Russian steppes, Chieftain Yonder led a group of exiles to the plains of the African Savannah. A symbol of strength and pride in scraping out their existence in this harsh land, the lion also represents their carnivorous nature and love for meat.

Cities: Voorspod, Vleis, Gepu, Glavnaya

Just to inquire, when will the game likely start? :bow:

Edit: Flag Inserted

[Beskar]

Beskar, you win forever..

On that note, watch "Game of Thrones" which is on TV at the moment. It is very good.

[johnhughthom]

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/01bob.jpg

Bob of Bobslyvania Where Everyone Is Called Bob. Yes Even The Women.

Cities: Bobolopolis, Bobberton, Bobanooga, Bobfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch.

[thefluffyone93]

Oh, I would love to try a game like this!
In please!

Floofy von Blargensteinberg - Ruler of the Fluffy Troll Empire
The FTE is known primarily for two things; their love of eating meat from fluffy animals......
and how very annoying the empire's citizens are.
The citizens have been known to communicate through a language called "memes"; should anyone else try to understand their language,
they just get a massive headache.
The FTE citizens are also notorious for creating chaos among alliances.
As an FTE general said after he destroyed an alliance meant for world peace: "I did it for teh lulz."

Their flag flies proudly over each of their cities:
https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/mega_la_by_aaron_a_arts-d3aurd4.png?t=1306338558

Cities:
Trollopolis
Fluffyville
Blarg City
Meme Town

[Greyblades]

Could you put me in Beefy? I need afew minuted to sort out the details.

[Greyblades]

Thought I would build on Beskar's one a little bit, I hope he dosent mind.


Lord James Greyford - Ruler of the Iron Peak.
"Gold or Iron, it all shines."

http://sandkcreations.com/images/38195.jpg

A mine in the middle of a frozen wasteland is not exactly the stuff empires are made from, nor is a family of merchants, poor in coin and poor in prospects, the sort to become powerful. Yet 70 years ago a man named Jonathan Greyford, desperate for escape from the fate of destitution and squalor in the slums of beefdom's numerous cities, made one last roll of the dice and sank the rest of his family’s dwindling coffer into one last venture that would either save or end the Greyford name.

With all the money he could muster John hired enough supplies and workers to start a small mine. In fear of competition ruining what little chances John had, he set off to the furthest mountain he knew of, God's Table, a plateau in the Northern ranges. The Northern Ranges were a veritable death-trap, the centre being utterly impassable to anything but the most able climber and any resources contained underneath them considered not worth the risk by beefdoms several mining companies due to it being situated in the middle of wildling infested tundra. With little choice and Winter not long away he ventured past the wall and into the wilderness hoping to get to his destination before the cold became too much to live through.

No-one knows what happened on their trek as the family guards any details but three years later the group returned to the wall with a long caravan of wagons, brimming with gold, gems and iron ore, enough to buy a small kingdom and armour an army. The men of the Nightwatch still tell tales of a roughened man at the head of the group, bearing grey hair and a golden smile.

It’s been 70 years since and the Greyfords have come to travel to the northern mountains and back every summer and with their findings the family has prospered, buying lands, companies and even titles all to maintain their status during the winter years, now standing among the high lords.

To this day they still receive grief for their lowborn beginnings from the other lords kings and emperors but they have found that money speaks louder than privilege. Due to their wealth the Greyford family have no standing armies, all thier wars are fought with mercenaries from the companies owned by the family or smaller lordlings looking to curry favour.


Cities:
Iron Peak.
The Grey City.
Steel bay.
Forge.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Beefy, I've stuck a flag onto my original post and added a bit more information. Hope it's fitting with the storyline :bow:

[Secura]

Trollopolis
Fluffyville
Blarg City
Meme Town

These settlement names are so you, Fluffy!

I look forward to reading this game, if the writing's anything like Beefy's usual offerings; good luck, gents. :>

[Beefy187]

Once from the distant Chicken Clan in the Russian steppes, Chieftain Yonder led a group of exiles to the plains of the African Savannah. A symbol of strength and pride in scraping out their existence in this harsh land, the lion also represents their carnivorous nature and love for meat.

Cities: Voorspod, Vleis, Gepu, Glavnaya

Just to inquire, when will the game likely start? :bow:

Flag to come soon

As soon as I get decent amount of players :bow:
I'm looking for 20 or so.

But I might just start on the 31st and reduce the number of mafia to 1.

[Greyblades]

:blinks:
Uh... Secura, wern't you named littlemoderator afew minutes ago?

[Double A]

On that note, watch "Game of Thrones" which is on TV at the moment. It is very good.

I don't have HBO! :wall:

[Secura]

As soon as I get decent amount of players :bow:
I'm looking for 20 or so.

So it's definitely a large game? I was a little confused by the "Sign ups 7/7" part in the opening post. :3


:blinks:
Uh... Secura, wern't you named littlemoderator afew minutes ago?

Yeah, I changed my username rather than my usertitle... I'm never changing from Secura. :D

[Beskar]

Secura keeps changing †iheir user †i†le, a††emp†ing to be hip and †rendy with the use of " † " in place of the le††er T.

You have to be really hip and †rendy do i† †his way, ei†her †ha† or you are preparing for the nex† Rap†ure.

[Beefy187]

So it's definitely a large game? I was a little confused by the "Sign ups 7/7" part in the opening post. :3


Hopefully. But seeing as how long the game might continue with 20 odd players, I'll just start with what ever number of players I have at 31st US time (July 1st for me.)

[thefluffyone93]

Oh, by the way, I won't be able to get to a computer for an entire week starting on Tuesday.
I be heading down to New Orleans, eating jambalaya and craw-fish, all while developing a severe case of skin cancer.
W00t.

[Death is yonder]

Quick note - Flag is up :bow:

[Beefy187]

Hey guys. I'm currently working on the map which shouldn't take too long.
Do any of you guys know how to mod the flags into civ 4? It would be great if someone knows that.

Also I'm waiting a response from Zack and it should be good to go

[johnhughthom]

I think Zack has stopped playing mafia Beefy.

[Beefy187]

Aww.. Thats a shame
Alright, in that case I won't include Zack.

[Double A]

I'll VM him on CFC.

[Skooma Addict]

Wait! I want to join Beefy. Give me some time to enter my details.

[Skooma Addict]

The Skoomatic Kingdoms


Description:
The Skoomatic Kingdoms. The land of blood and smoke. Tales of how this realm came to be vary from source to source. Some say that in the winters of 3E 453, a fierce host from Akavir emerged from the misty shoreline of the Veiled Coast. Their eyes were thin and empty inside. Their lower half, covered in beautiful scales and their upper half covered in beautiful long hair. They wielded curved blades and when they spoke they revealed their curved teeth. A troop of goblins accompanied this army and appeared to be their slaves delegated to both servile duties and fighting alike. Their golden armor still shone, even through the fog and mist of the coastline. There appeared to be a Warlord among them. He rested among a demonic steed with bright red eyes and it's mouth frothed a reddish pink foam. It's coat was darker then the blackest night and it's whinnying reverberated through the rocky coast. His name was Korigath, Conqueror of the North. They say he was able to defeat the Ka Po' tun dragon armies when they invaded Tsaesci lands. He was the largest among them and their fear of him was the fuel for their campaign.

For days they marched almost ceaselessly. An easy task when the troll folk are carrying your supplies and armor for you. At last they reached their destination, The Field of Fallen Moons. An open plain where they hoped to meet the meager armies of Hama'ar people. Farmers turned spearmen, shop owners turned archers, boys...turned swordsmen was what greeted the snake men. The initial battle went as expected. Slaughter. The goblins were cut down as they were supposed to be, but they wore the men out enough for the Tsaesci when it was time for them to join the fray. The snake men were fierce and merciless. Some were even bold enough to begin feeding on their fallen victims in mid-battle. Fueled by anger, and hunger they drove the armies of the men back into the treeline. This would be their undoing, for there was a clan of warriors waiting in the forest, waiting for the mock-retreat to draw the snake men to them. For you see, in the forest, the Skoom'ari cannot be defeated. Not these forests, which have been offered to the goddess Assa'ni, more commonly known as the Daedric Prince Azura. The Tsaesci stormed into the woods fueled by their natural desire to chase their prey, and they charged headlong into a rising wall of steaks spanning the entire treeline. A third of them died instantly. The other two-thirds severely weakened by the unsual light coming from the sun that morning for you see, The Dawn has Risen. The Dawn of the Daedric Prince Azura has drained the snake men of their natural strength for this land is hers, and she watches over her people. The warriors of Skoom'ar, led by a cloaked ranger, defended against the remaining Tsaesci, battering them into full retreat. The hooded ranger was said to have cleaved the legs clean off of Korigath's demon horse while he and it were feeding mid-battle. The two met blades at the treeline. The unusual sun draining the enraged and humiliated warlord, and fueling the ranger, defeat was eminent. Beaten to his knees, the Warlord began using what little magical abilities he had left to stun the ranger while he and his host made a hasty retreat back to the shoreline for possible regroup and and secondary attack.

They commanded their goblin slaves to attack while they retreated. Some of the mindless beasts obeyed, but most had enough wits to realize fleeing was the best option. To the coast the Skoom'ari chased the vampiric armies Korigath, Conqueror of the North, all the way back to the rocky beaches. When they arrived back to Veiled Coast, they found it was more misty and smokey then when they arrived. They found that all their ships had been burned while anchored, their supplies looted, and the goblin slaves freed, armed, and angry. It had never occurred to Korigath to leave men behind to protect their rear. Retreat was never even in consideration for the fabled warlord, after all, the Hama'ar were simple folk. Simple folk, with powerful allies that is. He never thought a small group of rangers could out flank them, let alone speak to their goblin "guardsmen", talking them into insurrection. The misty coastline and it's blood-soaked waters took months to clear. That day, the Tsaesci continued to flee, even into the water with their former goblin slaves in hot pursuit. Into the waves, scores of goblins and snake men littered the sea. After the monstrous chaos was ended, the hooded warrior-monk, leader of the Skoom'ari rangers and disciple of the Daedric Prince Azura, arrived to find Korigath fighting his own men, feeding furiously to regain his lost strength, even off of his own people at times. This disgusted the ranger greatly and when his anger rose, shortly afterwards so did his bow. Two arrows pierced each of the warlords calves, and another in his gut. On his knees, he was still feeding on a piece of a fallen soldier, angered that he was so helpless. The ranger sheathed his weapon, and the head of the warlord Korigath was piked and left for the crows.

A thousand pipes were lit that day in honor of the brave warriors that helped the Hama'ar. The Hama'ar, as agreed, chose to be governed by the rangers who became a type of ruling class. They began incorporating the knowledge of Azura in the people and chose her champion, the Nameless Ranger as King. The goblins who fought along side the rangers and Hamaar were given a stipend of land for their efforts and allowed to live peacefully on condition they aid in the campaigns of the newly formed nation. And aid they did. Expansion northward continued for several years until King Skoom'ar the Nameless was no longer king, but Emperor of the Skoomatic Kingdoms. Azura's name shall be spread to the north, for The Dawn Has Risen.


Leader: Skoom'ar the Nameless - A ranger from the Hama'ar lands that struck a deal with it's inhabitants. Protection and survival in exchange for incorporation of the ideals of the Skoom'ari which is the worship and veneration of the Daedric Prince Azura. He wields both a bow and sword, of which many say were given to him by Hircine, Daedric Prince of the Hunt. For this reason he is also known as the great hunter. Some even believe he is Hircine himself, disguised as a human so he may court Azura in secrecy. Whatever the case may be, he has no name which is unusual because his people chooses their name once becoming full fledged warriors. He chose nothing, and as a result has been simply known as The Nameless. He is almost always seen with a leather flask dangling from his waist or even from his neck. It is rumored that Azura herself brewed the skooma he drinks from it. He fights for her and will spread the will of Assa'ni through the lands. He will continue fighting his campaign until the day he is killed for it is prophesied that Azura will call him to be killed so she may snatch his soul to be at her side. He eagerly awaits that day and continues expanding the Skoom'ari lands until his task is complete.

Cities:

Skoom'aria (Capital)
Cassandria
Soran
Moon Sugar Island


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[Beefy187]

You've made it Skooma.
Got work tomorrow so I'll get it running in two days time.

[Double A]

I love you Skooma.

[Greyblades]

Did he have to one up me?

[Skooma Addict]

I love you Skooma.
I love you too Double A. That is why I must kill you.

[Beskar]

Renaming my nation from "Winterveil" to "Winterfell".

(I thought it was Winterveil as in a Veil of Winter, but it appears it is Winterfell as in, Winter Fell upon the land.)

[Greyblades]

Have you read the books beskar?

[Double A]

Obviously not.

:stare:

[johnhughthom]

Have you read the books beskar?

I just got Game of Thrones, considered buying it for years but never gotten round to it. Just have to finish reading Alastair Reynolds entire back catalogue again, then I'll give it a whirl. Haven't watched the tv series yet, rather read the book first.

[Beskar]

Obviously not.

:stare:

Reading the books at the moment, started after watching the TV series. Haven't reached the same point as the TV series though. But yes, my faction is a tribute to the work, because it is pretty awesome.

[Zack]

Just to clarify, I will not be playing. My sincerest apologies, Beefy.

[Beefy187]

That is ok Zack. Hope I'll see you around somewhere else :bow:

[Beefy187]

Went badly with map making, so I'll start without it.

I'm currently sending the role pms. Here is the basic format for the role pm

King Beefy the almighty
Faction: Meat eater (Town)
Current cities (Beef, Cow, Calf, Ham)

Troop: 10000

Soon as thats done, I will do a quick write up and start with a day

[Beefy187]

Night 0 Summery

The discussion got even more heated.
Everyone was pointing fingers at each other.
There was absolutely no sign of dignity.
They went at each others like wild beasts.

When one of the lord grabbed another, an Broccoli fell from his Robes.

Everyone froze on the spot.

http://pested.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/september2006/brocolli-l.gif

"Broccoli" someone mattered.
Lord who had Broccoli attempted to defend him self.

"What? Being a meat eater doesn't mean you can't eat vegetables! I like eating vegetables from time to time!"

Good point no doubt.
But this hysteric crowd was in no state of making logical decisions.
Though, this time things went there way. Perhaps the meat gods havn't left the realms just yet.

"Broccoli Broccoli" everyone chanted. As they slowly approached the "traitor", drawing their swords.
"Morons! Die! All of you!" he said. As he charged with his sword.
He was a brave man. And a good fighter. But other Lords were just as good as he was.
Soon he found him self on the ground, drowning in his own blood.

"There goes Lord Broccoli" someone laughed.
Shame. That Lord Broccoli was the most powerful man in the realm. Who held the bunch of power horses with his iron fist.

Then they looked at each other, all with their swords drawn out. Quite prepared to have another poor fellow dead.
"There ought to be another" someone said. "Next time we'll do it the honourable way. We come here to talk. Nothing more. We talk and we'll not force a decision on one another. We're all powerful lords. And we all have the right to prove our selves in the battlefield. If the Gods of the meat is still present in the god forsaken land, I trust that they will make the right decision in the battle field"

They were Lords. Few of them were actually demi gods. But none had the influence to straight out deny any idea which involved gods.
So they all sheathed their swords and started talking. Who could be the other vegetarian.

While this was about finding the vegetarian, it was also becoming a game of thrones to fill the spot which went vacant with the death of "Lord Broccoli"
First blood was drawn. There is no going back. You must win, or die trying.

Start Day 1

List of players alive
Prince Subotan von Nukem
Sheik Al A-This of the Great Sauce
Shogun Kage Gameroom No Kami
Andar the Chaotic One, Lord of the Incredibly Long Epithet
Bob of Bobslyvania Where Everyone Is Called Bob
Jon Snow of Winterfell
Khan Rootentooten
Chieften Yonder of the Chicken Clan
Floofy von Blargensteinberg
Lord James Greyford
Skoom'ar the Nameless

Dead
Lord Rodger. Also now known as "Broccoli"

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

So this is the tactics phase, right?

Pros of randomly attacking Subotan: if I'm lucky, he'll be scum
Cons of randomly attacking Subotan: if I'm not lucky, he won't be. And I'll be leaving my Great Sauces open to be dipped by the vegetarians.

[Greyblades]

Well, you know I'm definitely not vegitarian, there's no way beefy would let me after last time...

[Beefy187]

Well, you know I'm definitely not vegitarian, there's no way beefy would let me after last time...

:curtain:

Reminder of how to do your night orders

Currently all of you has 10000 soldiers.
You place them in the city you would like to defend or attack.
In addition, mafia will get ONE of these following action
- Protest march (Role block ability. Blocks one random order of the targeted player)
- Promote rebellion (Decreases number of targeted players soldiers. How many soldiers they will lose will be decided on random)
- Assassinate (Attempt assassination of targeted players commander. Commander who leads the greatest number of soldiers will be targeted. If successful, those soldiers will disappear)

So yes please plan your action carefully. Other then that, I guess you can have some fun role playing.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

:curtain:

Reminder of how to do your night orders

Currently all of you has 10000 soldiers.
You place them in the city you would like to defend or attack.
In addition, mafia will get ONE of these following action
- Protest march (Role block ability. Blocks one random order of the targeted player)
- Promote rebellion (Decreases number of targeted players soldiers. How many soldiers they will lose will be decided on random)
- Assassinate (Attempt assassination of targeted players commander. Commander who leads the greatest number of soldiers will be targeted. If successful, those soldiers will disappear)

So yes please plan your action carefully. Other then that, I guess you can have some fun role playing.

What happens in the event of inactivity?

[Beskar]

Their cities will be undefended and stormed without much bloodshed.

[Beskar]

The main issue is that attacking will kill your armies, which will kill your recruitment.

Also, defending and losing your armies cause the same situation.

Very dangerous.

[Double A]

Everyone could just not attack.

:tongue:

[Beefy187]

What happens in the event of inactivity?

Beskar has it right. Your troops will go on a holiday and your cities will be undefended.


Everyone could just not attack.

:tongue:

True. But being a mean host, I will be making the mafia stronger and stronger so eventually mafia will overpower everyone.

[Greyblades]

Question: is there any way for us to determine if a faction is vegetarian?

[Double A]

Beskar has it right. Your troops will go on a holiday and your cities will be undefended.



True. But being a mean host, I will be making the mafia stronger and stronger so eventually mafia will overpower everyone.

Therefore mafia should attack each other every night so everyone can be happy and play Beefy's game for all time.

[johnhughthom]

Question: is there any way for us to determine if a faction is vegetarian?

You could try asking them nicely.

So, I didn't play the last game, what should we be doing now? Everybody attacking Beskar sounds like a good strategy to me.

[Beskar]

Winter is coming.

[Death is yonder]

https://img803.imageshack.us/img803/4762/vforvegetarian.gif (https://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/803/vforvegetarian.gif/)

Prince Subotan von Nukem
Floofy von Blargensteinberg

Clearly they must die! :stare:

[johnhughthom]

Winter is coming.

How's Ghost?

[Beefy187]

Question: is there any way for us to determine if a faction is vegetarian?

Killing the vegetarian will end the game


Therefore mafia should attack each other every night so everyone can be happy and play Beefy's game for all time.

Due to shortage of players, there is now only one mafia

[Beskar]

How's Ghost?

Being a good Direwolf and attacking Veggies that come into our territory. We have greater concerns than mindless plantlovers, especially in the frozen north where crops don't grow.

[Greyblades]

You realy gotta at least watch the series man.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Is this still taking players (I hope)?

[Beefy187]

Sorry warman. It has already started.
I guess you could ask someones country to control some of there army.

[johnhughthom]

:curtain:

Reminder of how to do your night orders

Currently all of you has 10000 soldiers.
You place them in the city you would like to defend or attack.
In addition, mafia will get ONE of these following action
- Protest march (Role block ability. Blocks one random order of the targeted player)
- Promote rebellion (Decreases number of targeted players soldiers. How many soldiers they will lose will be decided on random)
- Assassinate (Attempt assassination of targeted players commander. Commander who leads the greatest number of soldiers will be targeted. If successful, those soldiers will disappear)

So yes please plan your action carefully. Other then that, I guess you can have some fun role playing.

Can we only attack/defend one city at a time?

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Sorry warman. It has already started.
I guess you could ask someones country to control some of there army.

Damn it!!

OK.....



General Warman8 of Das Hussars announces his allegiance to.... Lord Greyblades!!


https://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq147/Warman8/Hussar-2.png

[Chaotix]

I am having someone over for dinner.

Would the vegetarians please stand up and volunteer?

[Beefy187]

Can we only attack/defend one city at a time?

You can do multiple actions as long as there are soldiers available to do that action :yes:

[thefluffyone93]

Imma having a barbecue right now.
And I'm planning on using the Veggie eaters as fuel for my fire!

[Death is yonder]

Just to clarify, how long are phases and we don't have to send in orders during the day phase correct?

:bow:

[I'm guessing you need time to prepare the Civ 4 Maps etc though :yes:]

[Beefy187]

Just to clarify, how long are phases and we don't have to send in orders during the day phase correct?

:bow:

[I'm guessing you need time to prepare the Civ 4 Maps etc though :yes:]

I'm planning 24 hours day phase and 48 hours night phase.
I made this day phase extra long so everyone would be ready to go.

About the map. I realised that i'm no good at it. However Mr Beskar have kindly offered to help out.
So please cheer Beskar for his kindness :bow:

Day ended. Commencing write up.

EDIT: Also can Warman have a role to play in this game?

I'm thinking of giving him 2000 men with no city, generating 500 men each turn as a minor tribe.
Once he capture a city he will be promoted to a proper country. Does this sound ok for you guys?

[thefluffyone93]

Actually, that roaming tribe sounds like a pretty cool idea.

Of course, he would have difficulty surviving if he does not capture a city.
And how would one attack a tribe with no city?

[Double A]

Quickly.


Killing the vegetarian will end the game



Due to shortage of players, there is now only one mafia

... the mafia can attack himself!

[johnhughthom]

I'm thinking of giving him 2000 men with no city, generating 500 men each turn as a minor tribe.
Once he capture a city he will be promoted to a proper country. Does this sound ok for you guys?

I like it.


About the map. I realised that i'm no good at it. However Mr Beskar have kindly offered to help out.
So please cheer Beskar for his kindness :bow:

Unfortunately I'm physically uncapable of cheering Mrs Beskar, even if he did give you a cool sig. Where's my sig worthy comment Mrs Beskar?

[Skooma Addict]

About the map. I realised that i'm no good at it. However Mr Beskar have kindly offered to help out.
So please cheer Beskar for his kindness <img src="images/smilies/misc/ht_bow.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Ht Bow" smilieid="39" Very well. I shall henceforth be Beskar's personal cheerleader and will forever sing of his praises.

[Beskar]

Though the map is kind of basic, since it is the first time I sort of done a map except for Parasite Earthbound and that wasn't the best map in the world. Here is pretty much a preview.

If anyone does have some real skills, please feel free to contribute to making an awesomer graphical map.
https://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6658/landsofmeatandplenty.png

Some of the names need to be fixed, as some people didn't actually write down a country name, but this is how I envision the world might look like and where various nations could be found.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I'm planning 24 hours day phase and 48 hours night phase.
I made this day phase extra long so everyone would be ready to go.

About the map. I realised that i'm no good at it. However Mr Beskar have kindly offered to help out.
So please cheer Beskar for his kindness :bow:

Day ended. Commencing write up.

EDIT: Also can Warman have a role to play in this game?

I'm thinking of giving him 2000 men with no city, generating 500 men each turn as a minor tribe.
Once he capture a city he will be promoted to a proper country. Does this sound ok for you guys?


OK, how much time do I have for orders and all that?

[Beefy187]

Actually, Greyblades being a mercenary centric country have offered Warman a portion of his army
So forget about the roaming plan idea.

Write up in the next post.

[Beefy187]

Day 1 summery

Heated discussion started, with blooded floor in the corner of their eyes.
Out side of the room, Lord Broccolis men was rushing for the room, raged with the brutal murder of their master.
But with the messenger telling them why he had to be killed, they slowly got their calm back. Some headed back to the motherland while others went out of the castle to look for another job.

____________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___

In the room, lords and nobles were discussing who could be the remaining vegie lover.
Some pointed at Prince Subotan. While some others pointed at Jon Snow.
They could not meat any conclusion so off they went.. Back to their respectable land with new born grudges.

Peace was slowly crumbling in the realm.
Storm is coming. She will strike mercilessly. Pouring red blood rain upon the land.

Start night 1! Orders in within 48 hours

[Double A]

Though the map is kind of basic, since it is the first time I sort of done a map except for Parasite Earthbound and that wasn't the best map in the world. Here is pretty much a preview.

If anyone does have some real skills, please feel free to contribute to making an awesomer graphical map.
https://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6658/landsofmeatandplenty.png

Some of the names need to be fixed, as some people didn't actually write down a country name, but this is how I envision the world might look like and where various nations could be found.

I've said I'm the Venisonian Khanate like 3 times.

[Beskar]

I've said I'm the Venisonian Khanate like 3 times.

oops!

[Skooma Addict]

I've said I'm the Venisonian Khanate like 3 times.

I'm inclined to disagree with you. Beskar never makes mistakes and I'm sure he would have noticed you stating such. It's alright though, we all make mistakes. We're all flawed, unlike Beskar.
oops!

You're too modest. :bow:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

ATTACK ATTACK GENERAL WARMAN IS THE MAN!!

[Skooma Addict]

General Warman has gone mad! A lack of protein can do that to you.

[johnhughthom]

:curtain:

[Double A]

Hi Bee... oh, it's just you.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

General Warman has gone mad! A lack of protein can do that to you.

Or a lack of Cashews and Milkey.

:balloon2::balloon2:

[Beefy187]

Sorry for the wait.
Write up will come first thing in the morning :bow:

[Double A]

I never understood cashews and milk. They're both delicious, but together? Outside of Asian cooking? It makes no sense! How would nuts floating in white liquid be any good?

[Beefy187]

Night write up part 1

https://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2892/winterveil.png

Winter was coming
Cold winter was coming to Winterfell. Colder then it ever was.
The men of Winterfell was preparing to depart off to their assigned destination, when suddenly a hasten noise of bell was rung.
It was the sound of emergency. Danger in their land.

"Watcher! What do you see?"
"Sire! They are here! They are here!"
"What? Whos here?"
"The vegetarians!!"

It was an rare sight to see a vegetarian around here. Because of the cold temperature and difficulty of growing a decent plant.
Though few were known of growing vegetables around here and vegetarianism was allowed, it was still a rare sight to see one of them.

But there were so many of them. And this was no usual peaceful march. This was something else.
Men leading the crowd raised his hand to cease the crowd temporarily and began a brief speech.

"In the name of the vegetables. Cabbage, Broccoli and Carrots. And in the name of all the animals who had to die to fill the stomach of dirty and sinful men of Winterfell and in the name of all the animals who continues to be the slave. Forced to live another day to grow fat. Blessed with false words of love and caring from their masters. It is our duty to stop that. New era is starting. If blood needs to be spilled to open the locked doors then let the blood be spilled."

Winterfell soldiers shivered while the crowd stood there in silence. When they were set free, free to swing their weapons of choice, they shivered even more.

Rebels were out numbered and out skilled by the men of Winterfell. Who lives by a tough condition. But for the first 10 seconds, they completely wrecked the Winterfell soldiers with pure rage and terror.

As soon as they realized that the rebels were no more then a unskilled peasants they were pushed back. Soon reduced to nothing more then bunch of injured men.

Commander in charge ordered to arrest them all. As soon as that was done, he gathered the near by villagers and made a clear point.

"We are not commanded to persecute nor harm vegetarians around here. You are welcome to stay here and continue your life style. But it is our duty to suppress anyone who harms Winterfell. Meat eater or vegetarians alike. Thats where we stand as of now but, mark these words gentlemen. If we see more of this, we are forced to believe that the vegetarians are out there to harm us. And we will be forced to take necessary actions to keep the peace."

Leaving this words the commander led his men to his destination, leaving some of his men. Waiting for friendly allies to bring some more men.

.................................................................................................... ........


Times up for me. More write up will come soon as the unis over today :bow:

[Greyblades]

Snowfell?

[Beefy187]

Shut up:p
Least I had it right in the first few paragraph

Now. I hate to over complicate the game system more then it already is.
But i'll give you a quick sneak peak that all the players who attempted to attack someone failed pretty badly.

This game will go no where with no one attacking.
So I would like to propose a change.

Firstly I would like to implement a siege system.
To attack a city army will be forced to wait one turn.

Longer the siege, weaker the opponent will be.

Defender may sally, or meet them in the field by moving their army from other cities.

I would like to write down the cities on the current map. This is to force the armies to travel according to the map. So now your soldiers may meet other soldiers in the midst of march.

I would also like to handle the battle more realistically by sending pms back and forth of the most recent enemy movement.
Players will make the decision responding to the movement. And the decisions may decide the outcome of the battle.

For now, all the players who chose to attack will not lose their soldiers. Instead their army will be in siege.

How does that sound?
If thats good with you guys, I will update everything as soon as I can.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I never understood cashews and milk. They're both delicious, but together? Outside of Asian cooking? It makes no sense! How would nuts floating in white liquid be any good?

I take a handful of cashews, and a slip of milk. That's how you get.... Cashews and Milk. :balloon2::balloon2:

[Kagemusha]

Hmmm..It would be quite strange though that everyone who was at defensive should suffer from it. But i dont mind, sure lets do this that way.

[Greyblades]

Shut up:p
Least I had it right in the first few paragraph

Now. I hate to over complicate the game system more then it already is.
But i'll give you a quick sneak peak that all the players who attempted to attack someone failed pretty badly.

This game will go no where with no one attacking.
So I would like to propose a change.

Firstly I would like to implement a siege system.
To attack a city army will be forced to wait one turn.

Longer the siege, weaker the opponent will be.

Defender may sally, or meet them in the field by moving their army from other cities.

I would like to write down the cities on the current map. This is to force the armies to travel according to the map. So now your soldiers may meet other soldiers in the midst of march.

I would also like to handle the battle more realistically by sending pms back and forth of the most recent enemy movement.
Players will make the decision responding to the movement. And the decisions may decide the outcome of the battle.

For now, all the players who chose to attack will not lose their soldiers. Instead their army will be in siege.

How does that sound?
If thats good with you guys, I will update everything as soon as I can.

Remember noble son's 2? say what you will about that game people definitely attacked eachother in that one.

[Beefy187]

Hmmm..It would be quite strange though that everyone who was at defensive should suffer from it. But i dont mind, sure lets do this that way.

They wont. Here is what I'm thinking right now.
Siege
Turn 1: Attackers cannot attack unless the city is unarmed.
Turn 2: Defenders gets 2x defend bonus if the attacker chooses to storm the city
Turn 3: Defenders gets 1.5
Turn 4: Defenders gets no bonus
Turn 5: Defenders are halved
Turn 6: Defenders will lose the city automatically

Also if army from other city comes over, they will be able to surround the attacking army, giving them bonus.

[Beskar]

I say to cut the seige times.

Turn 1 - keep same, perhaps 2x bonus if they storm
Turn 2 - Defenders get no bonus
Turn 3 - Defenders bonus is halfed
turn 4 - Defenders lose.

Because afterall, reinforcements can come from others in that time.

[Skooma Addict]

I take a handful of cashews, and a slip of milk. That's how you get.... Cashews and Milk. :balloon2::balloon2:
Sounds like a lot of vegetarian talk to me. Me, I like a good ol' piece of meat.

*Looks at Beefy*

[Beefy187]

I say to cut the seige times.

Turn 1 - keep same, perhaps 2x bonus if they storm
Turn 2 - Defenders get no bonus
Turn 3 - Defenders bonus is halfed
turn 4 - Defenders lose.

Because afterall, reinforcements can come from others in that time.

Good point. I'll use this
still typing the write ups. If you don't like it after all the time I kept you all waiting, feel free to bash me :p

[johnhughthom]

:smash:

[Beskar]

Also, it is obvious that Lord Chaotix is responsible for the uprising in my territory, he has always been jealous of us having snow.

[Death is yonder]

:curtain:

Guessing beefy is swamped with work.

[Beefy187]

:curtain:

Guessing beefy is swamped with work.

You guessed right.
I want to cry.

[Death is yonder]

Take all the time you need :bow:

Real life comes first :yes:

[Beefy187]

Night 1 summery part 2

1335

In the east, Lord James Greyford disbanded some of his high costing and useless mercenaries and replaced it with more worthy fighters.
The Husar brigade led by general Warman was hired with good price.

"Lord Greyford. We are thankful for hiring us. We won't let you down."
"Don't be General. Theres always a spot in our country for a good mercenary."

Greyford sent General Warman away to his assigned position quickly as he needed to organize other mercenaries.

War was coming. If not this month.. The next.

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1336

"Hi Bob!"
"Hi Bob!"
"Hey! Bob!"
"And I'M ANDAR THE CHAOTIC ONE! Bwahahahaa!!! Flee you midgets!"

All the Bobs fleed inside the city as the large force of Andar began siege on Bobberton and Bobanoog.

"OMG OMG!! He wasn't Bob! He wasn't Bob!"
"He was Andar! The scary one!"
"But listen fellow Bobs. We are mighty Bobs! There is no chance of Bob losing against non Bobs!"
Hearing the brave Bob, all the Bob regained the courage to fight.

They stood proud on the walls, waiting for the attack to come. If not, they might even go them selves.

Meanwhile, the men of Andar completed building rams and ladders.
They licked their lips, hoping for a good "feast"

.................................................................................................... .....................................................

Still to continue.. Two more events which needs to be mentioned.

[johnhughthom]

I've been working hard to get my Crusader King write ups out quickly and Beefy here gets away with week long write ups that still aren't finished. Life isn't fair. :tongue:

[Beefy187]

Night summery part 3

Rare sight was spotted all over the realm.
Mix of soldiers from several countries.
Man of North who swears allegiance to Jon Snow
Man who followers the rider of the prized buck of Venisonia
Man who uses magiks
And last but not least. Man who uses Katanas.

.................................................................................................... .............................................

1349

This country has been shutting down communication with other people for a long time.
They believed that foreigners are nothing but a bad influence.
Yet years ago, Captain Peri of Beefdom came over with 3 black ships and a bunch of diplomats forcing them to open boarders.
At first they were determined to send them back to stone age, but staring at the advanced technologies used to build the ship, they got less and less hesitant.

For years they've been living in peace along with the super power.
Yet for those foreign soldiers, coming to this country was still a courageous thing to do as they still had a dislike for foreigners.
Especially in city of Hiroshima. Where country samurais and people who live in the black society owned the streets.
Thankfully, foreign soldiers received a warm welcome.

"Is it true that Khanate women is always naked?"
"Unfortunately not" answered the Khanate man, smiling gently to the innocent drunk man.
"What about you Skoom'arians?"
"No. But we can use magiks to make your womens naked!"

Crowd cracked up laughing. While Winterfell man made a subtle comment.
"No one is naked in Winterfell. Its too cold there..."

Kids who had no interest to dirty question immediately surrounded the Winterfell man and started asking questions.
"What is it like in your country?"
"Well kids... Winter fell is...."


.................................................................................................... ...................................


Man from different race and back ground.
Protecting each others cities.
Alliance forged by blood.
Those man decided that trust is the best way to survive this troubling times.
Now their tactic will be put to test.

Army of the Chicken Clan stormed the beach of Moon sugar island.
They were surprised by the sight of multicultural soldiers. But not afraid.
They quickly prepared the siege.

.................................................................................................... ........................................

Meanwhile... Large Army of Great surrounded Varian and Bubble gum.
Quite prepared to storm the city immediately.

.................................................................................................... ......................

I believe I've got down all the orders.
Start day phase 2 :bow:
From next night onwards I will adopt Beskars method of siege which is...

Turn 1 - keep same, perhaps 2x bonus if they storm
Turn 2 - Defenders get no bonus
Turn 3 - Defenders bonus is halfed
turn 4 - Defenders lose.

All the attackers went on siege just to make it fair.
Also I might make the battles more realistic like Noble sons 1 and 2.
I would like to ask you players to send in detail orders.
According to those orders I will send couple of pms back and forth to update you with the latest situation.
The decisions you make could change the outcome of the battle.

I will send the result pm when I get back home :bow:

[Skooma Addict]

A messenger comes running into the Burned Hall from the Great Temple of Azura's antichamber, prepared to tell his Emperor of the impending danger to one of his realms.

"My lord..."

"I know" Skoom'ar calmly interupts

He turns around and faces the trembling messenger, eyes set aglow in a faint grey-blue haze

"It is time. The Mighty Chieftain wishes to obtain that which was taken through fervor and faith. The lands of Azura are rightfully hers through a covenant forged in the blood of her saints and the suffering of her enemies. From the great waves of the burning plains, to the great waves of the misty seas our enemies bid their time and skulked. Like sneak-thieves to a whore's purse, they are drawn towards the lust for power"

His iris's began shimmering with a faint purple hue as he said

"They yearn for battle, and thirst for our blood. Death is calling us, and we shall not keep her waiting."

He looked towards the massive Statue of Assa'ni (Azura)

"Perhaps...this is the day I die, or will you make me wait further, my mistress."

He extended his hand to the messenger, and politely bowed

"You have my gratitude, now go..."

The messenger thought to himself

"By the nine divine, I hate it when he does that. We owe our lives to the Daedra worshipers but I miss the old ways."

Skoom'ar grinned as if he heard the messengers thoughts

"How long? I have done as you desired. How long must I remain in these forsaken lands? I long to see the glory of your realm."

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Night 1 summery part 2

1335

In the east, Lord James Greyford disbanded some of his high costing and useless mercenaries and replaced it with more worthy fighters.
The Husar brigade led by general Warman was hired with good price.

"Lord Greyford. We are thankful for hiring us. We won't let you down."
"Don't be General. Theres always a spot in our country for a good mercenary."

Greyford sent General Warman away to his assigned position quickly as he needed to organize other mercenaries.

War was coming. If not this month.. The next.

.................................................................................................... ..........................................................................

1336

"Hi Bob!"
"Hi Bob!"
"Hey! Bob!"
"And I'M ANDAR THE CHAOTIC ONE! Bwahahahaa!!! Flee you midgets!"

All the Bobs fleed inside the city as the large force of Andar began siege on Bobberton and Bobanoog.

"OMG OMG!! He wasn't Bob! He wasn't Bob!"
"He was Andar! The scary one!"
"But listen fellow Bobs. We are mighty Bobs! There is no chance of Bob losing against non Bobs!"
Hearing the brave Bob, all the Bob regained the courage to fight.

They stood proud on the walls, waiting for the attack to come. If not, they might even go them selves.

Meanwhile, the men of Andar completed building rams and ladders.
They licked their lips, hoping for a good "feast"

.................................................................................................... .....................................................

Still to continue.. Two more events which needs to be mentioned.




General Warman. :laugh4::clown:

[johnhughthom]

Also, it is obvious that Lord Chaotix is responsible for the uprising in my territory, he has always been jealous of us having snow.

You know nothing, Jon Snow. :gorgeous:

[Skooma Addict]

Is your mother's name Bob also?

[johnhughthom]

Is your mother's name Bob also?


Bob of Bobslyvania Where Everyone Is Called Bob. Yes Even The Women.

That's not my mother though, that was Ygritte. She's a wildling, not part of my Bobocracy.

Skoom'ar the Nameless? What's Skoom'ar then, a rank?

[Skooma Addict]

That's not my mother though, that was Ygritte. She's a wildling, not part of my Bobocracy.

Skoom'ar the Nameless? What's Skoom'ar then, a rank?
The Skoom'ari are the people that took control of the land with permission from the native peoples. Their leader has no name. Skoom'ar is just a play off the name of the people which was given to him in order to call him something. He is a symbol of sorts so they assigned him a name that comes from the name of the people.

[Double A]

It's actually his middle name.

[Beefy187]

I've been working hard to get my Crusader King write ups out quickly and Beefy here gets away with week long write ups that still aren't finished. Life isn't fair. :tongue:

Everyone knows how bad I am with time management, so they can tolerate it :curtain:
Yes and I know I have to send the results. I'll get it done today :creep:

[Skooma Addict]

It's actually his middle name.
Your name makes me hungry.

[johnhughthom]

Those Andar chaps are like totally evil. Somebody should totally come to my aid, and like defeat them.

[Beefy187]

Please start night 2

I am now accepting orders and hopefully this turn gets done faster then the last

[Beefy187]

Im short on orders and I don't blame you.
I'm afraid my inactivities has destroyed the interest.

Should I end the game?

[Death is yonder]

I think it likely that interest in the game has waned somewhat, probably due to the slow start.

Personally I would be fine with continuing though :bow:

Ultimately this game requires quite a lot of player input to make it succeed, and if even a third of the players decide to halt the game, then it may come down to that.

[Skooma Addict]

I would much rather see the game postponed before it is ended. It has great potential.

[johnhughthom]

I'm happy to keep playing, so long as you have time to host Beefy.

[Double A]

It doesn't require much on my part. Eh. Whatever you want to do, Beef Monster.

[Greyblades]

I'm still here for it.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Still here.

[Beefy187]

Okay Thank you for your support. Things are much better compared to that time when I couldn't do the write ups.
Now I'm waiting for more orders to come in :bow:

Please double check if you have your orders in :bow:

[Beefy187]

Okay. I have to drop this with half of the players not sending in orders.
Could've done better on my part. Need to figure out the system more in order for it to work.

Thank you while it lasted :bow:

[Skooma Addict]

My skooma-overdosed heart is saddened Beefy-san. Thank you for your time and effort. :bow:

[Death is yonder]

Thank you too Beefy for putting your time into this game :bow:

[thefluffyone93]

Thank you too Beefy for putting your time into this game :bow:

This.
I'm truly sorry, but I actually.....forgot I was playing this game.

I feel so ashamed....