I won my Uni's Student Government election.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Don't want to give away too much information, but I won my election for a position in my uni's student government.

What should my first act be?

[Strike For The South]

Kill all those who opposed you

[Fragony]

No idea but congrats

[a completely inoffensive name]

Kill all those who opposed you

Can't. It is written into the student constitution.

Friggen hippies.

[Strike For The South]

Demand the right of Droit du seigneur

[Centurion1]

Insist that gentlemanly duels be instituted as conflict resolution. Deadly force is encouraged.

[naut]

Secede and form an independent republic.

[drone]

Try to change the school's mascot. The Banana Slug has got to go!

[PanzerJaeger]

Nice.

[Cyclops]

...What should my first act be?

Whats your style?

Bismarkian: start a small war with an isolated enemy.

Louis XIV: invade Holland for no good reason so no-one ever trusts you again.

Lincoln-ian: suspend habeus corpus

Clinton-esque: "Oh Monica..."

Kennedy-esque "Oh Marilyn..."

Hoover: Give a dam.

Churchill: Be a racist mentally ill alcoholic with no friends and stick it to the Nazis.

Pick a leader, adopt their style and stick with it.

[Veho Nex]

Kill all those who opposed you
+1

My name is VehoNex and I approve Strike's message.

[Populus Romanus]

Amend the school constitution with all sorts of helpful and common sense additions, and then sneak inside the fine print a clause making you president for life, and and commissioning a total of two dozen statues of yourself. Then, form a University militia to be trained by ROTC dropouts. Institute a school-wide draft, then pick a fight with your university's rival. When you burn their campus to the ground, you will be forever remembered as a hero by your peers and they will not think to challenge your authority.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Try to change the school's mascot. The Banana Slug has got to go!

Nope, everyone loves it. People still deface the statue of the old mascot, the sea lion by spray painting it yellow every quarter.

[Motep]

Whats your style?

Hoover: Give a dam.



Best pun of the day, so far

[Hooahguy]

Kill all those who opposed you

Amazing. I support this.

[Major Robert Dump]

He doesn't want to "give too much information" because he doesn't want us to sabotage his political career by posting those photos of him with the rabbits and the crisco and the duct tape. Anyway, I know what college he goes to, so please PM me to commence ensuing political blackmail.

[Samurai Waki]

There are lots of Socialists hanging about on College Campuses, you could go the way of Chavez, suspend the school constitution, give yourself unlimited power and authority, redistribute the wealth of students, so that the Football players get the worst dorms, and the students that are there to learn something get the good dorms... all of course under the pretense of giving greater liberty and equality for all. Of course, you need to take your cut too El Presidente!

[The Stranger]

by god... ur all netnerds.

ofcours your first act would be summon the cheerleading squad and all the other hot ladies to your office and a good get-to-know-eachother. neketttt....!!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Hardcore socialism isn't my thing. I am pretty sure I actually lean much to the right of most people that are in the student government.

Besides, the local socialist newspaper is inspired by Trotsky (according to testimony from others) and idk too much about Trotsky and his flavor of socialism.

[a completely inoffensive name]

He doesn't want to "give too much information" because he doesn't want us to sabotage his political career by posting those photos of him with the rabbits and the crisco and the duct tape. Anyway, I know what college he goes to, so please PM me to commence ensuing political blackmail.

Pssh, I don't plan on having a political career until I am middle aged. I just don't want you guys to think that you could spend the night at my place while you pass through because we are "org buddies".

[Reverend Joe]

There are lots of Socialists hanging about on College Campuses, you could go the way of Chavez

Forget that. You need to go Pinochet on their commie butts. Start a secret police, arrest random students and allow the YWC to form an experimental penal colony on the quad.

[Major Robert Dump]

Pssh, I don't plan on having a political career until I am middle aged. I just don't want you guys to think that you could spend the night at my place while you pass through because we are "org buddies".

Hogwash. That's part of being a member of the org. The UGLIs used to have a reunion all the time. I lived with Lemur for 4 months once, and SFTS crashes at my place all the time when he goes down to the Red River to gamble with the indians.

[The Stranger]

or you could go to aussie!!!

[Ice]

- Examine the budget and make eliminate unnecessary expenses/programs
-Use the excess money to promote marijuana legalization and free love

You should be plenty popular.

[Shaka_Khan]

1. Organize more dance parties.
2. Organize Slavery Day in which the professors act as slaves to the highest bidding students for one day.
3. Organize a girls' football tournament. Each team will be coached by FIFA 11 or Winning Eleven experts.
4. Have portraits or large photos of your face hung on every wall in the university.
5. Have propaganda on how great you are be printed on the university's newspaper.

[Hooahguy]

2. Organize Slavery Day in which the professors act as slaves to the highest bidding students for one day.

That will go over well.

[Peasant Phill]

Do it like the pro's:

- Boast with other's popular achievements as your own.
- Postpone any unpopular decisions until after your mandate
- Take advantage of the erotic appeal of your power by having an affair with any or all cheerleaders/female coworkers/female bodyguard
- Reap the benefits of your popular image for years after

[Moros]

That will go over well.
Give the little profit to make to charity and make some rules and it could work. We have done it multiple times, though it might be a different situation in America.

1. Give decent criticism on the policy of the university instead of only organising activities.
2. Try to make problems clear to the outside world, but also try to get as many opinions and ideas from all the students.
3. Organise something that puts the cherry on your pie and that get's your year remembered.

[Centurion1]

I think I remember kids running for office................... I say think because there were kids at the bar one weekend asking for signatures to run.