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Jolt
06-12-2011, 03:34
A few of you might remember a thread I created a couple of years ago with this very title about the attack from feral camels against a town in Australia, trampling through homes and destroying water pipeliness so they could quench their thirst force the humans of that town into submission.
Here's a portion of my last thread's post, detailing the Camel offensive:


Up to 6,000 of the animals have caused chaos in the Northern Territory town of Docker River, trampling through homes, breaking water tanks and disrupting the emergency airstrip.

Rob Knight, the local government minister for the Northern Territory, said [...] “The community of Docker River is under siege by 6,000 marauding, wild camels,” said Mr Knight. “This is a significant community, some 350 people. They have come right into the community, smashing infrastructure, so it’s become a critical situation.

“There are health issues. There are camels being trampled, and carcasses. They are smashing over water mains and intruding on the airstrip, causing problems with medical evacuations.”

The human response was to plan the massacre the whole invading camel army, but then I'm not sure how the story ended. If that was Episode I: The Camel Menace, then the recent news are surely Episode II: The Camel Wars.


Australia Considers Killing Camels to Tackle Climate Change

Published June 09, 2011

FoxNews.com


AP

Camels sit on beach at Noosa, Queensland, Australia.

Kill a camel to stop pollution? That's what Australia is considering.

The Land Down Under is considering killing feral camels to help tackle climate change, according to a report by news service AFP.

The suggestion came in a paper from the country's Department of Climate Change and Energy Efficiency. A camel produces methane equivalent to one ton of of carbon dioxide a year, making the animal one of the country's biggest greenhouse gasses emitters, it noted.

A commercial company, Northwest Carbon, has proposed culling more than one million camels in the Australian Outback to eliminate that gas emissions, according to AFP.

In the proposed plan, the company would shoot the camels from a helicopter or round them up and send them to a slaughterhouse.

"We're a nation of innovators and we find innovative solutions to our challenges -- this is just a classic example," Northwest Carbon managing director Tim Moore told Australian Associated Press.

Australia's government is considering the idea and legislation for the "Carbon Farming Initiative" will go before the country's parliament next week.

Source (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/09/australia-considers-killing-camels-to-tackle-climate-change/)

Australia had already payed a heavy price some decades ago in the Emu War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War), so now under the pretext of global warming, the humans will launch the final offensive the against the camels, thus spark the...

Camel Wars (http://www.navyfrogmen.com/images/camel.JPG)

Fragony
06-12-2011, 06:23
If they are a problem they should be shot, just like wild cats, they are too succesful in competing with the native wildlife. Using the hoax as an excuse is probably to shut up activists, pretty clever.

HoreTore
06-12-2011, 10:44
Australia has camels? What?

Greyblades
06-12-2011, 10:52
Apparantly they were imported about a century to provide desert transportation.

Fragony
06-12-2011, 11:01
Australia has camels? What?

lots of them

Hosakawa Tito
06-12-2011, 12:16
Introduce wolves & lions to prey on the camels. What could possibly go wrong?:idea2:

lars573
06-12-2011, 16:22
Australia has camels? What?
They were imported, along with Indian, Persian, and Arab handlers in the late 19th century. To open up the central/west desert areas. After word they were left to roam wild. And are infact the only population of wild camels left on the planet.

Fragony
06-12-2011, 17:10
That's just cruel, tell me you gave the handlers some water at least

HoreTore
06-12-2011, 22:50
This has got to be the most astounding fact I've been told this month. Australia has camels? My shock-o-meter just went through the roof.

Papewaio
06-13-2011, 02:55
Australia has so many camels we (no joke) export them to the Middle East.
Australia also exports rice to asia.

The camels go back to the time of the middle east traders who moved goods from gold field to farm to opal field. In fact a large portion of these handlers were identified as being from Afghanistan and as such there is a major train service called the Ghan that goes into the Alice. The fact of the matter is they were probably from Pakistan (now) in origin... but as we know the borders and people are fairly fluid in that region, as well as other regions throughout the ME.

Wiki about the Ghan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ghan)

Slyspy
06-13-2011, 12:32
I believe that Australia also exports sand to the Middle East.

But not ice to the Eskimos.

Papewaio
06-13-2011, 23:13
Probably don't export ice (yet) to the Eskimo's but Alpine Ski racing as an organised sport began in Australia.

HoreTore
06-14-2011, 22:16
Probably don't export ice (yet) to the Eskimo's but Alpine Ski racing as an organised sport began in Australia.

Sondre Norheim (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sondre_Norheim) disputes that claim...

Kralizec
06-15-2011, 15:46
Introduce wolves & lions to prey on the camels. What could possibly go wrong?:idea2:

Australia should anually import large predators during the winter that will die when exposed to summer temperatures. No loose ends.

lars573
06-15-2011, 16:19
The problem is the only animal I could see fitting such a description would be a polar bear. And they're endangered.

Papewaio
06-16-2011, 02:31
Sondre Norheim (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sondre_Norheim) disputes that claim...

Sure he made the new ski's that set the standard going forwards... the first Norwegian national championship happened 7 years after the Australian skiing competitions began.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpine_skiing