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InsaneApache
07-07-2011, 22:41
Then Palin, now Bachmann! WTF!

How come the GOP has some MILFs, with an honourable mention to Condy, whilst the 'hippie' left wing chicks look like Mr. Pototo Head?

Ala Mrs. Clinton. *

I'm baffled. But in a good way. :yes:

* No disrespect to Mr. Clinton.

Don Corleone
07-07-2011, 23:00
I dunno.... Heather Granholm could... uhm.... convince me to change my vote. :2thumbsup:

But I hear what you mean. You would think Hollywood's party of choice could do better than Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer for sex symbols.

InsaneApache
07-07-2011, 23:17
Tried googling Heather Granholm but nowt.

My breath is bated.

Lemur
07-07-2011, 23:18
Okay, um, politicians as sex symbols? Ewwwww. I mean, I know there are people who think that George W. or Bubba Clinton were sexytime, but then, there are people who think toasters are sexy.

USA politics are pretty bad already. We don't need to worsen things by having a sexyness contest. It all seems kinda Borat.

InsaneApache
07-07-2011, 23:25
Hey, I've no dog in this fight. Just a menopausal man with fantasies. Mind you, I had them at twelve! :laugh4:

Like it or not though, looks do make a difference. I was just musing on if it could here.

Lemur
07-07-2011, 23:35
No matter how hawt our politicos, none of ours can compete with Ilona Staller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller). And the other parliamentarians in Europe who started as porn stars.

Actually, now that I think about it, Congress might be greatly improved by the addition of Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jamison. They could hardly be worse than the current crop of bozos.

InsaneApache
07-08-2011, 00:43
See, I knew my anti-politics would take root. Let's vote for the best looking ones. At least money cant buy that. Unless you're Sly Stallones' mum. :embarassed:

Samurai Waki
07-08-2011, 01:29
I think Michelle Obama is probably the best looking first lady since Jackie Kennedy (before the O.) -- I don't find Palin or Bachmann in the least bit attractive, but then again I've never been a fan of crazy chicks.

Fragony
07-08-2011, 09:58
Italy wins http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h1WNKJ6gUOg/SLazflPtyKI/AAAAAAAAAPY/95l1aYWhmdY/s400/maracarfagnarefined.jpg

Skullheadhq
07-08-2011, 12:10
She continued to make hard core pornographic films while in office. She is famous for delivering political speeches with one breast exposed.[...] While in office, and before the outset of the Gulf War she offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein if he would release the foreign hostages.[...] She renewed her offer to have sex with Saddam Hussein in October 2002, when Iraq was resisting international pressure to allow inspections for weapons of mass destruction, and in April 2006 made the same offer to Osama bin Laden.


"My breasts have never done anyone any harm, while bin Laden's war has caused thousands of victims."

"I am available to make love to Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East"

Italy, what are you doing?

Vladimir
07-08-2011, 12:15
Italy, what are you doing?

At least she's an honest one. Politician I mean.

Hosakawa Tito
07-08-2011, 13:34
No matter how hawt our politicos, none of ours can compete with Ilona Staller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller). And the other parliamentarians in Europe who started as porn stars.

Actually, now that I think about it, Congress might be greatly improved by the addition of Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jamison. They could hardly be worse than the current crop of bozos.

Ya gotta hand it to our female politicians. Have any of them been caught up in the sex scandals that seem to be reported every few weeks? At least they're descreet

gaelic cowboy
07-08-2011, 13:42
Ya gotta hand it to our female politicians. Have any of them been caught up in the sex scandals that seem to be reported every few weeks? At least they're descreet

Or it could mean there just frigid brighid's and therefore undeserving of our ogling

Fragony
07-08-2011, 14:46
Italy, what are you doing?

Does it matter if she was a pornstar, the one I posted was a nude model as well. It's an honest way to make a living no?

http://www.zimbio.com/Maria+Rosaria+Carfagna/articles/OxcSnV0Oonr/Hot+Sexy+Photos+Italian+Minister+Maria+Rosaria

Skullheadhq
07-08-2011, 14:47
Does it matter if she was a pornstar
She continued making porn while she was in parliament.

TinCow
07-08-2011, 14:51
Bachmann is not attractive at all. Palin, yes, but Bachmann looks like Skeletor in a wig.

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2009/03/26/image4895111x.jpghttp://saintpetersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/skeletor.jpg

Fragony
07-08-2011, 15:02
She continued making porn while she was in parliament.

So what? What's it to you what she does in her free time.

Fragony
07-08-2011, 15:07
Bachmann is not attractive at all. Palin, yes, but Bachmann looks like Skeletor in a wig.

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2009/03/26/image4895111x.jpghttp://saintpetersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/skeletor.jpg

I hope you understand that YOU made me post this http://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCEQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DX8Nc8RCLy1s&ei=nA4XTtqXK4ag-AbFj9Ak&usg=AFQjCNH-UAVeqsznFi1kwJcHP1ItX1qYew&sig2=tOzHvnDvlmoUWERfJwP7hg

gaelic cowboy
07-08-2011, 15:08
She continued making porn while she was in parliament.

And this is against the law is it?? I don't see the problem people have a right to stand for election regardless.

Ronin
07-08-2011, 15:23
The best we have when it comes to hotties in politics around here:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s1MTFDwdJbE/S9AIdL2i1WI/AAAAAAAAABY/1dAQ8zBq2Qw/s1600/jad1.jpg
Joana Amaral Dias.

Ronin
07-08-2011, 15:29
Bachmann is not attractive at all. Palin, yes, but Bachmann looks like Skeletor in a wig.

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2009/03/26/image4895111x.jpghttp://saintpetersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/skeletor.jpg

so it WAS her on that rally....

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/vincent_pt/skeletorHemanSocialist.jpg

Fragony
07-08-2011, 15:35
The best we have when it comes to hotties in politics around here:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s1MTFDwdJbE/S9AIdL2i1WI/AAAAAAAAABY/1dAQ8zBq2Qw/s1600/jad1.jpg
Joana Amaral Dias.

This probably ours

http://www.zeeburgnieuws.nl/nieuws/images/marianne_thieme_verkiezingsposter.jpg

Marianne Thieme, sadly she likes pigs

Bit older, milf zone

http://www.bobbronshoff.nl/assets/galleries/50/jolande_sap.jpg

Jolanda Sap. Older but still green though

gaelic cowboy
07-08-2011, 17:16
I looked through both houses of parliment here it's not something I advise you do often.

This is the best of a bad lot and that is not saying a lot either.

Senator Avril Power (http://irishelectionliterature.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/averil-power-fianna-fail-industrial-commercial-panel-2011-seanad-election/)

Senator Imelda Henry (she is the blonde lady in the photo) (http://www.ivenus.com/index.php/gallery/image_full/502/)

Senator Kathryn Reilly (she is a Sinn Feiner so be prepared for her dad to have a shotgun (http://www.flickr.com/photos/getonboard/5438778153/))

Senator Lorraine Higgins (http://www.lorrainehiggins.com/)


We do have the politician with the coolest name though Luke Ming the Merciless Flanagan (http://www.lukemingflanagan.ie/about/)

Lemur
07-08-2011, 17:19
Senator Power (http://irishelectionliterature.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/averil-power-fianna-fail-industrial-commercial-panel-2011-seanad-election/) looks quite doable. Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Senator Reilly (http://www.flickr.com/photos/getonboard/5438778153/) would be interesting if we could role-play some sort of naughty schoolgirl scenario.

InsaneApache
07-08-2011, 17:44
Senator Power (http://irishelectionliterature.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/averil-power-fianna-fail-industrial-commercial-panel-2011-seanad-election/) looks quite doable. Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Senator Reilly (http://www.flickr.com/photos/getonboard/5438778153/) would be interesting if we could role-play some sort of naughty schoolgirl scenario.

Doesn't that placard decree that she's a nutter or somesuchthing?

gaelic cowboy
07-08-2011, 18:18
Senator Power (http://irishelectionliterature.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/averil-power-fianna-fail-industrial-commercial-panel-2011-seanad-election/) looks quite doable. Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Senator Reilly (http://www.flickr.com/photos/getonboard/5438778153/) would be interesting if we could role-play some sort of naughty schoolgirl scenario.

I'm thinking some kind of Japanese school uniform and the like


Doesn't that placard decree that she's a nutter or somesuchthing?

Careful now IA or daddy will get the semtex out :wink:

Adrian II
07-08-2011, 19:05
That's 5-0 for Yurp, guys.

AII

gaelic cowboy
07-08-2011, 19:23
Here ye go Yanks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsten_Gillibrand) decent enough Democratic eh

InsaneApache
07-08-2011, 20:02
Here ye go Yanks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsten_Gillibrand) decent enough Democratic eh

I'd deffo rutnik that! :creep:

Adrian II
07-08-2011, 20:25
Here ye go Yanks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsten_Gillibrand) decent enough Democratic eh

OK, OK, that's 5-1!:2thumbsup:

Lemur
07-08-2011, 20:28
In fairness and justice to the straight women and fabulous men amongst us, I present the best abs in Congress, courtesy of Representative Aaron Schock (http://schock.house.gov/) (R-IL).

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/6a00d8341c730253ef01157045ee1a970b-.jpg https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/aaron-schock-shirtless_253x361.png https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/aaron-schock-mens-health-cover_276x.jpg

Louis VI the Fat
07-08-2011, 21:21
I think Bachman is somewhat homely looking. Palin is vastly overrated too. I wouldn't look twice. She looks like a secretary who, to her own surprise, got promoted to lower middle management and now runs around with an air as if she's the greatest thing ever.



~~o~~o~~<<oOo>>~~o~~o~~




https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9392/14519692e59c6e67f4611e0.jpg


Élodie Gossuin. Local Modem politicienne.



https://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5953/modeloy.jpg


Élodie is Dominique Straus-Kahned by some guy who can't control himself any longer.

Louis VI the Fat
07-08-2011, 21:23
That's 5-0 for Yurp, guys.

AIITeh fatsoes won't stand a chance. :knight: http://www.europarl.europa.eu/intcoop/euro/pictures/eu_flag_icon.gif


As always though, the entire world is outbabed by the Netherlands. Somebody's got to be world champions and how do you top a place where all the women are 1.85 tall, blonde, legs that won't end and boobs that start at FF, and smart to boot.


Dutch police:



https://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8862/policiaholandayh3.jpg


I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES I WILL STEAL ROB AND PLUNDER JUST GET ME IN THOSE HANDCUFFS AND DRIVE ME OFF TO YOUR PLACE TO MAKE ME CONFESS

PLEASE GOD I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE I BEG YOU

Beskar
07-08-2011, 21:27
InsaneApache reminds me of my father. Randomly saying anyone who doesn't look unattractive is classed as a "Hot Babe".

InsaneApache
07-08-2011, 21:32
Teh fatsoes won't stand a chance. :knight: http://www.europarl.europa.eu/intcoop/euro/pictures/eu_flag_icon.gif


As always though, the entire world is outbabed by the Netherlands. Somebody's got to be world champions and how do you top a place where all the women are 1.85 tall, blonde, legs that won't end and boobs that start at FF, and smart to boot.


Dutch police:



https://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8862/policiaholandayh3.jpg


I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES I WILL STEAL ROB AND PLUNDER JUST GET ME IN THOSE HANDCUFFS AND DRIVE ME OFF TO YOUR PLACE TO MAKE ME CONFESS

PLEASE GOD I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE I BEG YOU


Oh man, that brings back memories of driving a van through the Nederlands, all those bicycles and blond girls. I thought I'd accidently dropped some excellent acid.


InsaneApache reminds me of my father. Randomly saying anyone who doesn't look unattractive is classed as a "Hot Babe".

Luke! I am your......

Adrian II
07-08-2011, 21:33
Now you now why Dutchmen are arrested all the time. Undercover, above cover or with no cover whatsoever.

AII

InsaneApache
07-08-2011, 21:37
:laugh4:

Ronin
07-08-2011, 22:07
Dutch police:



https://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8862/policiaholandayh3.jpg


I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES I WILL STEAL ROB AND PLUNDER JUST GET ME IN THOSE HANDCUFFS AND DRIVE ME OFF TO YOUR PLACE TO MAKE ME CONFESS

PLEASE GOD I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE I BEG YOU


I felt the same way when I went through the Rome airport and saw the Italian female police officers at customs control...

I never wanted so much to have some sort of contraband in my possession :D

gaelic cowboy
07-08-2011, 22:40
I have to say this is an excellant idea for a thread, after checking both houses I have now started checking out the local councils.

Course we cant compete with Italy but your not likely to meet any of those women when your out unlike these one's from Dublin City Council, think I might head to Cafe en Seine or Spirit nightclub next time I'm in the smoke :laugh:

Councillor Maria Parodi (http://www.labour.ie/mariaparodi/)

Councillor Caitriona Jones (http://www.labour.ie/caitrionajones/)

InsaneApache
07-09-2011, 01:16
I have to say this is an excellant idea for a thread

:bow:

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
07-09-2011, 01:20
Now you now why Dutchmen are arrested all the time. Undercover, above cover or with no cover whatsoever.

AII

I can also (almost) appreciate why Frag says English girls are ugly too.

On the other hand.....

Next year I will (hopefully) be teaching a class in medieval English literature to 2nd year English undergraduates.

Do you have any idea what the gender ratio in those classes is?

Tellos Athenaios
07-09-2011, 02:10
I felt the same way when I went through the Rome airport and saw the Italian female police officers at customs control...

I never wanted so much to have some sort of contraband in my possession :D

Me, not so much. Then again, my most distinct and (unfavourable) impression was of a lady who appeared to be working for some TV channel and there was a concert being prepped nearby. Also, I was with a group of which about half of its number were much more attractive Dutch girls...

The Dutch girls, from what I heard, weren't favourably impressed with the Italian men either. It is apparently rather unattractive in a man to be that much shorter than her...

Fragony
07-09-2011, 06:55
I have to say this is an excellant idea for a thread, after checking both houses I have now started checking out the local councils.

Course we cant compete with Italy but your not likely to meet any of those women when your out unlike these one's from Dublin City Council, think I might head to Cafe en Seine or Spirit nightclub next time I'm in the smoke :laugh:

Councillor Maria Parodi (http://www.labour.ie/mariaparodi/)

Councillor Caitriona Jones (http://www.labour.ie/caitrionajones/)

Being a Maria Parody in Ireland, ouch

And somebody help the frenchman out of his dream, that pic was probably taken at the gay parade. But yes on the whole dutch girls are really pretty. Never overly beautiful, very dutch indeed

calvinists we remain

Strike For The South
07-09-2011, 07:09
The most screwable American on the list is Aaron

Not saying I wouldn't with Palin or Bachmann, I've just never been a fan of plastic

Banquo's Ghost
07-09-2011, 08:05
Next year I will (hopefully) be teaching a class in medieval English literature to 2nd year English undergraduates.

Do you have any idea what the gender ratio in those classes is?

Can you have a gender ratio with just one person? :devil:

Oh, and I've waited years for a political babes thread to emerge. I can finally retire happy. :thumbsup:

Where's the sticky button? Wait, that didn't quite come out as planned...oops, nor did that....

Peasant Phill
07-09-2011, 09:39
Belgium has, or rather had Kim Geybels: an emergency doctor and senator forced out of politics after a scandal about a drug trip in Thailand.

https://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6957/babekimgeybelsnieuwevoo.jpg

Fragony
07-09-2011, 09:50
Belgium has, or rather had Kim Geybels: an emergency doctor and senator forced out of politics after a scandal about a drug trip in Thailand.

https://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6957/babekimgeybelsnieuwevoo.jpg

Nice! You are forgetting about the one that promised more blow-jobs though.

Adrian II
07-09-2011, 17:32
I can also (almost) appreciate why Frag says English girls are ugly too.

Nah, it's just that in the UK there is a distinct slut-factor at work these days, at the expense of the traditional English flower. But there are still plenty of Keira Knightleys and other snoggables left, don't worry.

AII

Peasant Phill
07-09-2011, 19:29
Nice! You are forgetting about the one that promised more blow-jobs though.

Well that wasn't a real politician though.