View Full Version : We're on a woman hunt!
Prussian to the Iron
08-03-2011, 06:56
And don't think we don't know how to weeeeeeed 'em out! (Spongebob movie reference, don't judge me)
Anyway, I'm being told by Cute Wolf's sister to ask on the front room if anyone knows what her .org account name is. Anyone have any ideas? I sure as hell don't.
I originally guesses Secura but I figured that was wrong, and it was :P. I don't think I know of any other female orgahs; any care to introduce themselves?
Major Robert Dump
08-03-2011, 07:06
I am typically female on Saturday nights back home. In the Stan, however, I adjusted to be female on Man-Love Thursday. I make a really hot chic, they call me the Bea Arthur of the Hindu Kush.
Other females I know of at the .org:
Strike for The South
Gregoshi
HooahGuy
Vuk
Prussian to the Iron
08-03-2011, 07:08
Okay I know for a fact Hooahguy is a dude
Cute Wolf
08-03-2011, 07:11
*draw yumi and aims for PI*
HOW COULD YOU MEET MY SISTER?
Prussian to the Iron
08-03-2011, 07:13
*draw yumi and aims for PI*
HOW COULD YOU MEET MY SISTER?
*Draws lightsaber and activates*
You sure you wanna do this partner?
Major Robert Dump
08-03-2011, 07:18
His menstration cycle would say otherwise.
It's kind of offensive to make fun of masculine females. We should accept everyone's lifestyle choices. HooahGuy is going to be the toughest chic in the Army someday, and for that I am proud of her.
Hooahguy
08-03-2011, 07:22
Lets not forget Centurion.
Shes gonna make one helluva female officer in the Army one day. I would be glad to serve under her as a grunt.
By the way MRD its Hooahguy, not HooahGuy.
Major Robert Dump
08-03-2011, 07:27
I heard when Centurion does crunches in her skimpy PT shorts all the dudes in the gym position themselves for a peek-a-boo
Hooahguy
08-03-2011, 07:30
Y'know, I also have this strange feeling that PI is really female too. I mean, all those pics she posts of her brother with girls are clearly a cover-up. And all those threads she posts about girl problems clearly means that PI is
lesbian.
Am I allowed to say that on these forums?
Cute Wolf
08-03-2011, 07:33
i just hope this wont lure warman
Centurion1
08-03-2011, 07:36
Whatever my MOS I will bleed for my country.
stratigos vasilios
08-03-2011, 07:43
You sure Cute Wolf isn't a female?... "Sister" is probably just a cover up...
Other females I know of at the .org:
Strike for The South
Gregoshi
HooahGuy
Vuk
haha :thumbsup:
Cute Wolf
08-03-2011, 08:23
You sure Cute Wolf isn't a female?... "Sister" is probably just a cover up...
haha :thumbsup:
i assure you, there is a male CW. :wink:
There are no women on the Internet.
And this thread turns out exactly as expected (https://i.imgur.com/JoDAt.jpg)
how do you hunt for women?
the hunter gets his camouflage suit, his gun..and goes out and mingles with the environment.
from time to time, he raises his voice and makes the internationally recognized female hunting call
- SHOE SALE!!!
stay quiet now and wait for them to approach.
Skullheadhq
08-03-2011, 12:46
you mean this girl? https://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af335/Oalahsonson/n1071138324_142329_6038.jpg?t=1312371798
yes, she's CW herself... in drag
johnhughthom
08-03-2011, 12:49
i assure you, there is a male CW. :wink:
There is a male CW, but it isn't you. Is that what you are saying?
Skullheadhq
08-03-2011, 12:59
There is a male CW, but it isn't you. Is that what you are saying?
CW just have perfectly mastered the art of crossdressing :D
stratigos vasilios
08-03-2011, 13:23
How bad would it be if I inferred a lady boy joke?...
classical_hero
08-03-2011, 13:23
This totally relates to my question in the Watchtower why there is not gender option, since this would make it so much easier. Also what kind of guy would call them self Cute Wolf? It sounds rather feminine.
Skullheadhq
08-03-2011, 13:57
How bad would it be if I inferred a lady boy joke?...
that's a point :idea:
This totally relates to my question in the Watchtower why there is not gender option, since this would make it so much easier. Also what kind of guy would call them self Cute Wolf? It sounds rather feminine.
what kind of guy? that "guy"!
Prussian to the Iron
08-03-2011, 15:26
Y'know, I also have this strange feeling that PI is really female too. I mean, all those pics she posts of her brother with girls are clearly a cover-up. And all those threads she posts about girl problems clearly means that PI is
lesbian.
Am I allowed to say that on these forums?
DUN DUN DUUUUUN! And I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Veho Nex
08-03-2011, 22:17
and that stupid dog.
Gregoshi
08-03-2011, 22:26
Are there any women here today? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk)
a completely inoffensive name
08-04-2011, 07:59
I will have sex with any of you if you come by my place.
Except cent, I am pretty sure he is knee deep in the pink and since protection kills the feeling I don't want to risk catching anything.
Major Robert Dump
08-04-2011, 09:46
Well, it is Man Love Thursday in Kabul
classical_hero
08-04-2011, 16:47
Something you are quite fond of, or so I have heard.
Hooahguy
08-04-2011, 17:05
Actually I dont think MRD is kidding. I read a book by a soldier who was an ETT (embedded training team) in Afghanistan and he said that because strip clubs arent allowed in Afghanistan (or at least where he was) his Afghan friends went to places where men dressed up as women, then danced for other men. :inquisitive:
They were quite popular among the Afghan troops he was with.
At least until he took pity and gave them some videos with "the real deal" on it.
:laugh4:
Centurion1
08-04-2011, 17:05
Well, it is Man Love Thursday in Kabul
More like Chai Boy love.
Centurion1
08-04-2011, 17:08
I will have sex with any of you if you come by my place.
Except cent, I am pretty sure he is knee deep in the pink and since protection kills the feeling I don't want to risk catching anything.
I thought our love was deeper than the risk mere herpes presents. I feel so.............. betrayed :cry: :cry:
classical_hero
08-04-2011, 17:25
Actually I dont think MRD is kidding. I read a book by a soldier who was an ETT (embedded training team) in Afghanistan and he said that because strip clubs arent allowed in Afghanistan (or at least where he was) his Afghan friends went to places where men dressed up as women, then danced for other men. :inquisitive:
They were quite popular among the Afghan troops he was with.
At least until he took pity and gave them some videos with "the real deal" on it.
:laugh4:Apparently the get boys to put on make up and dance for men. :vomit:
Major Robert Dump
08-04-2011, 18:44
Chai boys are a fact.
Afghan Dancing Boys are a fact. Google the documentary.
Man Love Thursday is a fact. For some members of this particular set of beliefs, it is not considered "gay" if love is not involved and/or if the recipient is not an adult male. It is even less gay if one is married.
I should stop for now lest this end in the back room. But this phenomenon is a funny twist on a very strict religion. I will save it for "the thread" when I get my pics and continue updates :)
I should stop for now lest this end in the back room.
I would appreciate that. :)
Hooahguy
08-04-2011, 18:53
I think Warman is a girl too. I mean, how else can you explain his outbursts that occur around once a month or so?
:yes:
Centurion1
08-04-2011, 22:28
Apparently the get boys to put on make up and dance for men. :vomit:
Its much worse than merely dancing.
Anyway, I'm being told by Cute Wolf's sister to ask on the front room if anyone knows what her .org account name is.
I'm sure Cute Wolf would probably cry if his sister became an Orgah... this place sounds like one of the few where he can get away from her, and even then there's the conspiracy theories that they are, in fact, one and the same.
Poor CW.
I originally guesses Secura but I figured that was wrong, and it was :P. I don't think I know of any other female orgahs; any care to introduce themselves?
Hahaha, how did you come to that conclusion, I'm from the UK and they're from the Phillipines!
There's a fair amount of female Orgahs, I think the majority of us came here for the vibrant mafia community in the Gameroom, but there's certainly a few elsewhere. Judging by your activity around the forum, I'd say you've come across alot of them already... :P
Am I allowed to say that on these forums?
I would certainly hope so! We don't condone any sort of discrimination at the Org, and as your comment wasn't intended to intend and was taken as a joke by Prussian rather than a personal attack... you're good. :3
This totally relates to my question in the Watchtower why there is not gender option, since this would make it so much easier.
I don't see a need for such an option.
:vomit:
It's different strokes for different folks, though!
In my hometown and my university city, there's a huge LGBT community and transvestites are no exception; I'd like to say that we don't all bat an eyelid here, that it's simply a case of accepting them for who they are, but unfortunately that's not true.
I mean, how else can you explain his outbursts that occur around once a month or so?
No. :no:
Centurion1
08-05-2011, 10:23
It's different strokes for different folks, though!
In my hometown and my university city, there's a huge LGBT community and transvestites are no exception; I'd like to say that we don't all bat an eyelid here, that it's simply a case of accepting them for who they are, but unfortunately that's not true.
Ah see the problem is that chai boys are pre-pubescent or pubescent boys.
Actually I dont think MRD is kidding. I read a book by a soldier who was an ETT (embedded training team) in Afghanistan and he said that because strip clubs arent allowed in Afghanistan (or at least where he was) his Afghan friends went to places where men dressed up as women, then danced for other men. :inquisitive:
They were quite popular among the Afghan troops he was with.
Well, Babur was homosexual.
Cute Wolf
08-05-2011, 11:41
I'm sure Cute Wolf would probably cry if his sister became an Orgah... this place sounds like one of the few where he can get away from her, and even then there's the conspiracy theories that they are, in fact, one and the same.
Poor CW.
if you read what's written in PI"s wall you'll know what actually happened :clown:
yeah, failed attempt at Warman-baiting
classical_hero
08-05-2011, 13:03
It's different strokes for different folks, though!
In my hometown and my university city, there's a huge LGBT community and transvestites are no exception; I'd like to say that we don't all bat an eyelid here, that it's simply a case of accepting them for who they are, but unfortunately that's not true.
The situatio is called pederasty and I am sure you are not saying that think this should be allowed?
Drunk Clown
08-05-2011, 13:51
I think Warman is a girl too. I mean, how else can you explain his outbursts that occur around once a month or so?
:yes:
Well, he loves milk and nuts, right?
Ah see the problem is that chai boys are pre-pubescent or pubescent boys.
The situatio is called pederasty
I actually wanted to Google "chai boy" to find out what it meant, but was ultimately afraid of what Google might up and how it might look, since I was posting from a work computer; instead, I made the (incorrect) assumption that it was simply an American term for a man that wears women's clothing, thus leaping to their defence as it appeared to me that classical was slating transvestites in general, something that would irk me to no end as I'm a huge proponent of the LGBT community.
Hopefully that cleared things up. :bow:
Centurion1
08-05-2011, 18:24
I actually wanted to Google "chai boy" to find out what it meant, but was ultimately afraid of what Google might up and how it might look, since I was posting from a work computer; instead, I made the (incorrect) assumption that it was simply an American term for a man that wears women's clothing, thus leaping to their defence as it appeared to me that classical was slating transvestites in general, something that would irk me to no end as I'm a huge proponent of the LGBT community.
Hopefully that cleared things up. :bow:
An understandable error. I used to think it was just an exaggeration; you know there are pedo's in the US too they are everywhere. But it is a depressingly wide spread act. Something like maybe half of the male population of Kandahar engages in the practice.
The problem is the practice is accepted and these boys can be like 9 years old. Have you seen the movie Kite runner? That is actually pretty accurate about the whole thing.
Strike For The South
08-05-2011, 19:11
I don't understand what this thread is about
Me neither but it could explain my women dip
The Stranger
08-06-2011, 19:41
anyone want any chocolate?
Arthur, king of the Britons
08-07-2011, 11:45
Sure, I'm always in the mood for some chocolate.
Cute Wolf
08-07-2011, 11:52
mum always said: never accept anything from the stranger. :clown:
Arthur, king of the Britons
08-07-2011, 12:13
ROFL. That is all.
mum always said: never accept anything from the stranger. :clown:
http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/500/47201083622AM_demotivational_posters_03.jpg
if you try you'll know...and knowing is half the battle.
http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/500/47201083622AM_demotivational_posters_03.jpg
LOL
Skullheadhq
08-08-2011, 15:53
Woman hunt? Everyone knows there are no women on the internet. And if one says he is a women, it is fake. It's actually a conspiricy!
Arthur, king of the Britons
08-08-2011, 16:16
True story.
stratigos vasilios
08-09-2011, 12:38
Cool story
1800
classical_hero
08-09-2011, 13:43
Woman hunt? Everyone knows there are no women on the internet. And if one says he is a women, it is fake. It's actually a conspiricy!The internet, where the guys are girls and the children are the FBI.
Cute Wolf
08-09-2011, 14:41
The internet, where the guys are girls and the children are the FBI.
and men are girls and children :clown:
I'm an astronaut, concert pianist, model and proffesional football player!
Papewaio
08-09-2011, 16:02
Wasabi is a women.
Arthur, king of the Britons
08-09-2011, 16:25
I'm an astronaut, concert pianist, model and proffesional football player!
You forgot professional pathological liar. :P
Cute Wolf
08-09-2011, 16:39
You forgot professional pathological liar. :P
hmm, lets see if he said sumtin bout eb2 release and dun lie.
You forgot professional pathological liar. :P
Not professional...
Wasabi is a women.
Wasabi is hot. ;)
Fisherking
08-09-2011, 19:00
Humm...
Three pages and you still have not found a woman.
Remember you were hunting a woman.
Arthur, king of the Britons
08-09-2011, 19:26
hmm, lets see if he said sumtin bout eb2 release and dun lie.
Extremely doubtful.
Cute Wolf
08-09-2011, 19:46
Humm...
Three pages and you still have not found a woman.
Remember you were hunting a woman.
avatar wise, two allready, but this is internet.
* and we know Secura was actually a man named Charles W Bush, mind you.
Populus Romanus
08-09-2011, 21:59
I am a hermaphrodite.
Women that I know of: Frogbeastegg, Renata, Secura, Cute Wolf, Proletariat, Scienter.
Arthur, king of the Britons
08-09-2011, 22:01
I am a hermaphrodite.
And I point yaoi-fangirls towards your general direction.
Drunk Clown
08-09-2011, 22:46
I am a hermaphrodite.
Women that I know of: Frogbeastegg, Renata, Secura, Cute Wolf, Proletariat, Scienter.
LOL those are total dudes.
Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout
08-10-2011, 01:20
Gregoshi is a male.
Frog is a female,so are the ones only with female avatars or femininity avatars.There can no be such thing as males pretending to be a woman,it confuses me and this thread is
insulting.Dont ask in the forum,speak directly.This is....mad!"
LOL those are total dudes.
The joke's wearing more than a little thin now, treacle. :no:
Centurion1
08-10-2011, 02:36
The joke's wearing more than a little thin now, treacle. :no:
Anyone who calls you a bakery treat has to be a woman.
Papewaio
08-10-2011, 02:44
Wasabi is hot. ;)
You speak the truth and she is hotter then ever. :2thumbsup:
Populus Romanus
08-10-2011, 03:30
LOL those are total dudes.I just put down the ones with female avatars.
stratigos vasilios
08-10-2011, 06:00
I just put down the ones with female avatars.
If looks deceive you too easily then I suggest you don't go to Thailand...
Ahahahahahahah stratigos XD
Anyway internet, online gaming, thailand (lol) all full of males using female avatars...
I used to be confused for a girl several times IRL. It helped when I cut my hair down to Snape-length and grew a goatee.
I just put down the ones with female avatars.
In that case, there's also Kekvit Irae. :3
Papewaio
08-10-2011, 10:21
It helped when I cut my hair down to Snape-length and grew a goatee.
It helped... so it didn't absolutely resolve the issue then?
Drunk Clown
08-10-2011, 11:45
It helped... so it didn't absolutely resolve the issue then?
Oh! You should have seen the pics! :laugh4:
It helped... so it didn't absolutely resolve the issue then?
Not entirely. Still, I haven't heard anyone call me "young lady" for more than a year now. I guess the voice change absolutely resolved the issue.
Humm...
Three pages and you still have not found a woman.
Remember you were hunting a woman.
https://i.imgur.com/z7BMC.gif
Rhyfelwyr
08-11-2011, 13:37
What did I just witness?!?!
Really what is that above...
Arthur, king of the Britons
08-11-2011, 14:36
What did I just witness?!?!
Really what is that above...
There's no cause for alarm, it's just a female orgah. Keep calm and carry on.
What did I just witness?!?!
Really what is that above...
Isn't it obvious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSaurw6E_Q
EVIL
Monk, that gif is too scary. I want it removed. :P
;)
Fisherking
08-11-2011, 15:13
Monk, that gif is too scary. I want it removed. :P
;)
yeah! and what, your avatar isn’t? :laugh4:
Monk made my avatar. Now that I think about it, I think he is disturbed. :)
What did I just witness?!?!
Really what is that above...
It's a woman. Isn't she beautiful? :sweetheart:
Monk made my avatar. Now that I think about it, I think he is disturbed. :)
One man's madness is another's sanity.
a completely inoffensive name
10-24-2011, 08:02
I caught one today. But I was never a boy scout, so my knots were just absolutely terrible. She managed to escape. Any advice for next time?
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-24-2011, 13:20
I caught one today. But I was never a boy scout, so my knots were just absolutely terrible. She managed to escape. Any advice for next time?
Try a better knot?
I am typically female on Saturday nights back home. In the Stan, however, I adjusted to be female on Man-Love Thursday. I make a really hot chic, they call me the Bea Arthur of the Hindu Kush.
Other females I know of at the .org:
Strike for The South
Gregoshi
HooahGuy
Vuk
Come now, just because I like to wear dresses that doesn't make me a woman. (It was the surgery that did that)
Strike For The South
10-24-2011, 15:37
I caught one today. But I was never a boy scout, so my knots were just absolutely terrible. She managed to escape. Any advice for next time?
Roofie
Centurion1
10-24-2011, 19:44
smirnoff ice keeps a little more limber.
Paltmull
10-24-2011, 21:33
I caught one today. But I was never a boy scout, so my knots were just absolutely terrible. She managed to escape. Any advice for next time?
??
Just club her unconscious, grab her hair and drag her into your cave! Oldest trick in the book!
Cute Wolf
10-24-2011, 21:48
??
Just club her unconscious, grap her hair and drag her into your cave! Oldest trick in the book!
try to drag her
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=2914&d=1319489312
2914
Paltmull
10-24-2011, 21:55
Okay, so my plan might not work on long-nailed witches or Medusa, but other than that there shouldn't be any problems. Because you do have a cave and a wooden club right?!
Prussian to the Iron
10-24-2011, 22:11
Okay, okay, so my plan might not work on long-nailed witches or Medusa, but other than that there shouldn't be any problems. Because you do have a cave and a wooden club right?!
I don't know if you would call it "wooden", but I have a 'club' that women like to get hit in the face with, would that work?
Paltmull
10-24-2011, 22:13
I don't know if you would call it "wooden", but I have a 'club' that women like to get hit in the face with, would that work?
Can't get wood? ^^
Prussian to the Iron
10-24-2011, 22:54
Can't get wood? ^^
That part comes after I knock her out with it and tie her up
Annnnnnnd this is the point where I rain on everyone's parade and point out that jokes about rape are neither PG-13, nor cool.
(http://www.menspeakup.org/why-rape-jokes-are-never-ok)
To all those men who don't think the rape jokes are a problem:
I get it—you're a decent guy. I can even believe it. You've never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You're upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something, or connect you to doing something, that, as far as you're concerned, you've never done and would never condone.
And they've told you about triggers, and PTSD, and how one in six women is a survivor, and you get it. You do. But you can't let every time someone gets all upset get in the way of you having a good time, right? Especially when it doesn't mean anything. Rape jokes have never made YOU go out and rape someone. They never would; they never could. You just don't see how it matters.
I'm going to tell you how it does matter. And I tell you this because I genuinely believe you mean it when you say you don't want to hurt anybody, and that it's important to you to do your best to be a decent and good person, and that you don't see the harm. And I genuinely believe you when you say you would never associate with a rapist and you think rape really is a very bad thing.
...
A quick and simple rule for language and behavior if you want to be a decent person: Ask yourself, who is more likely to be made to feel comfortable around me based on whatever I'm about to say/do? Rape survivors? Or rapists? Who is more likely to be made to feel uncomfortable? If you're doing something that is more likely to make rapists feel comfortable and/or rape survivors feel uncomfortable, then don't do it!
Montmorency
10-25-2011, 00:24
I don't make rape jokes - but I still love 'em. :wink:
Annnnnnnd this is the point where I rain on everyone's parade and point out that jokes about rape are neither PG-13, nor cool.
(http://www.menspeakup.org/why-rape-jokes-are-never-ok)
I will agree with Subotan here, but not because of any feminist beliefs. (Not bringing that up for the heck of it. Subotan and I are having a debate about it in another thread) It is wrong to make jokes about people getting raped. Whether those are prison jokes or drag em off to a cave a rape em jokes. It is just not cool.
Montmorency
10-25-2011, 03:19
Whatever floats your moral boat. :shrug:
I will note, however, that the blog post Subotan linked was a bit silly. "It's offensive" remains a far more persuasive reproof than "it gives succor to (potential) rapists." :rolleyes:
Samurai Waki
10-25-2011, 04:14
... Drop it. Not the place to discuss the subject; Now back to picking up potential love interests.
Whatever floats your moral boat. :shrug:
I will note, however, that the blog post Subotan linked was a bit silly. "It's offensive" remains a far more persuasive reproof than "it gives succor to (potential) rapists." :rolleyes:
Agreed, which is one of the reasons I set my views apart from his wishy-washy stuff in my post. ~;) Still though, it is not a good thing to do, and could really cause grief to any rape victims reading the posts, so it is best to just stick to jokes that are clean and, eh, actually funny! :P
Paltmull
10-25-2011, 14:04
I will agree with Subotan here, but not because of any feminist beliefs. (Not bringing that up for the heck of it. Subotan and I are having a debate about it in another thread) It is wrong to make jokes about people getting raped. Whether those are prison jokes or drag em off to a cave a rape em jokes. It is just not cool.
Oh, come on! I made a reference to those stupid stone-age comics. You know, this kind of stuff:
https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/538/stoneage22875.jpg
How anyone can find that offensive is beyond me. I didn't even imply any kind of rape.
Oh, come on! I made a reference to those stupid stone-age comics. You know, this kind of stuff:
https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/538/stoneage22875.jpg
How anyone can find that offensive is beyond me. I didn't even imply any kind of rape.
Oh, so cavemen whack women they are attracted to over the head with a club and drag them into their cave to...help them with their hair? Really?
The whole point is that a caveman is a hormone driven brute who takes what it wants. What does a caveman see in a cavewoman? If it is consensual, then why the need to beat her over the head and drag her off? Come on Paltmull, I am sure you can figure it out.
Paltmull
10-25-2011, 20:33
Oh, so cavemen whack women they are attracted to over the head with a club and drag them into their cave to...help them with their hair? Really?
The whole point is that a caveman is a hormone driven brute who takes what it wants. What does a caveman see in a cavewoman? If it is consensual, then why the need to beat her over the head and drag her off? Come on Paltmull, I am sure you can figure it out.
Ah heck, I guess I did imply something that had to do with rape, but I still have a hard time believing that a rape victim would be offended by that joke. The thing with rape jokes or nazi jokes or any other kind of jokes that could be found offensive, is that it all depends on who it is you make fun of. By referring to rape as something that uncivilized cavemen would do, you make fun of rapists rather than rape victims.
Vladimir
10-25-2011, 21:00
So simple a caveman can get it.
Except Vuk, that is.
Unfortunately, this thread has completely veered from it's original subject material and into territory that is decidedly un-Frontroomish; as such, I have taken the decision to close the thread.
Feel free to create a topic in the Backroom if you wish to further discuss the social and psychological implications of 'jokes' such as these, though I'd ask that you keep it clean and be mindful of the feelings of others in doing so. :bow:
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