Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

ooc- ooh, be nice Gamez. You should edit that one. :no:

[Beefy187]

Select: ATPG

Closer the votes, more intense it gets.

Vote: Captain Blackadder

[Death is yonder]

Et tu Beefy? :cry:

Such a delectable and wholesome rare precious jewel, turned into a-a... meat puppet!

I still don't see the 40 people pizza :tongue:

[The Stranger]

select: craterus

vote: captain blackadder

[The Stranger]

sorry meant. unvote: vote: atpg

[landlubber]

Now taking bets as to what I do next.

Winner gets a pony ride.
Join the Stracchi and start killing everyone else?

[TheLastDays]

Finally, someone is actually validating what I've been saying.

You're so smart. Now, ladies and gentleman, let me see the hands of those who knew that Pizza is on his own side only, right from the start!


Mafia Wanting to die a quick death once the families start attacking each other and/or betrayal by Pizza Tally:

15: DE, God emperor, oh the last days, cahoma, krill, autolycus, jarema, GamezRule, gibson, Believer, Clitsome, Neri, AggonyKing, Hero di classico, Daveshack


Try again. I'm not Mafia.

unselect, select: Sturmhauke

[Cahoma]

Funny how Sasaki never answered when I asked him about his alibi.



Try again. I'm not Mafia.

Orly?

[Montmorency]

You're so smart. Now, ladies and gentleman, let me see the hands of those who knew that Pizza is on his own side only, right from the start!



Try again. I'm not Mafia.

unselect, select: Sturmhauke

You're not Mafia because you switched from Pizza to sturmhauke after Pizza commanded his minions to switch from Pizza to sturmhauke?

*Uwaaa* :dizzy2:

[Jarema]

Yeah!
that is why I will keep my selection on ATPG

[TheLastDays]

You're not Mafia because you switched from Pizza to sturmhauke after Pizza commanded his minions to switch from Pizza to sturmhauke?

*Uwaaa* :dizzy2:

Huh? Where have I ever stated that there was a causal connection between the fact that I'm not Mafia and my selection change?

EDIT: To make this more clear:

I'm not Mafia. That is a fact.

I changed my selection choice. That is a fact.

These two have nothing to do with each other, yet they are both true.

[GamezRule]

ooc- ooh, be nice Gamez. You should edit that one. :no:
What?

[Montmorency]

I'm inferring a causal connection. You were one of the first to select Pizza. And when he asked the Mafia to switch their selections, many individuals, you among them, did so.

That you have performed these actions indicates scumminess. :stare:

Why so anxious? You're not going to be on Town's hitlist just yet. You might as well admit it, as so many others have.

[TheLastDays]

I'm inferring a causal connection. You were one of the first to select Pizza. And when he asked the Mafia to switch their selections, many individuals, you among them, did so.

That you have performed these actions indicates scumminess. :stare:

Know what? You're funny. I think I'll keep you.


Why so anxious? You're not going to be on Town's hitlist just yet. You might as well admit it, as so many others have.

I'm not anxious, I'm having fun.

[Frozen In Ice]

Well now Pizza, you've changed you mind and want to do stuff at night? You will be more vulnerable but this shall also be more interesting. Which family will make the first move?

[scotchedpommes]

Select: sturmhauke
Vote: Cahoma

[Montmorency]

Know what? You're funny. I think I'll keep you.

I'm not anxious, I'm having fun.

There we go!

That wasn't was so hard, now, was it? :wink:


Well now Pizza, you've changed you mind and want to do stuff at night? You will be more vulnerable but this shall also be more interesting. Which family will make the first move?

He intended to do this all along. Did you really think he would let all that mockery pass unchecked? He has once again demonstrated to the world the extent of his authority.

[sturmhauke]

vote: ATPG

Not that it makes much difference at this point.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Voting closed.

Lynch writeup will take slightly longer than usual, please do not send in orders until it is posted.

[DaveShack]

Select me, then don't select me? What's this nonsense? Like I said, potentially inventive ways to conduct the lynch and taking away night abilities seemed a good reason, and I'm sticking with it.

Edit: and there's the gavel anyway...

[Double A]

Gah. I overslept. No vote for me. :sad:

[Montmorency]

It's OK, we already know what you are. :shame:

[Double A]

It's OK, we already know what you are. :shame:

Gah?

I meant I couldn't vote.

[TheLastDays]

You'll all be surprised, again, by me :tongue:

Everyone thought I was Mafia in Netherworld, I wasn't, keep guessing, guys.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Please send your orders to issaikhaan ONLY. Do not send them to GH.

"Unreal City,
Under the brown fog of a winter dawn,
A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many,
I had not thought death had undone so many.
Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
And each man fixed his eyes before his feet.
Flowed up the hill and down King William Street,
To where Saint Mary Woolnoth kept the hours
With a dead sound on the final stroke of nine."
...The Waste Land
...T.S. Eliot

8:42PM Sunday 6 November 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey

It was clear from the outset of the day's voting that the facade of control Director Captain Blackadder had over the Committee was just that: a facade. Very early on, the Director realized just how dangerous insulation was. Moves were being made all around him, moves that he was not privy to, and quite soon he found himself not only in the position of losing his Directorship but he was also in danger of being lynched.

He was completely ignored as the battle lines on the Committee started to become apparent. Askthepizzaguy, who had made his scumminess apparent over the past few days, was making a play for the Directorship, almost as if it was his birthright. Immediately he attracted a huge amount of votes, many of his voters additionally saying that Blackadder should be lynched for good measure. Blackadder gulped. This was looking worse and worse.

Eventually enough of the other Committee members were worried and agitated enough, remembering how Pizzaguy was the town's lynch choice for the past two days and how he was saved only by a clearly very shady lawyer. Their efforts finally produced a consensus candidate: sturmhauke, who some days earlier had expressed his agitation over both Pizza *and* the current Director. Over the course of the day, this counter-movement steadily gained ground, but never seemed to have enough juice to unseat Pizza as the lead candidate.

This was, of course, until the end of the day when Pizzaguy, taking the podium and sporting an overly-toothy smile, announced that the charade was over for now and that his supporters were free to vote for sturmhauke. sturmhauke looked completely baffled as the votes started to cascade his way, and what was once a close contest had turned into a landslide. All in all sturmhauke was not quite sure how to feel about this, and by the end of the day his Directorship was a foregone conclusion.

So where was the current Director in all of this? As Blackadder's lack of control became more and more evident as the day progressed on, he hid in a remote corner of the ballroom, trying to look more and more invisible. This worked for the most part as he was completely forgotten. However, at the end of the day, when Commissioner Fermanagh called on the Director to perform his final duties, all eyes in the room quickly found him. Blackadder's time was up.

His suit was a mess. Blackadder had sweated all through his undershirt, leaving his shirt and especially its collar quite dark and perspired. The fact that he had taken off his jacket and put it back on and taken it off multiple times only added to this visibility. His tie was loose and off-center. His pants were wrinkled, his shoes dirty. At this point in the day, he looked worse for the wear than Fermanagh, which was saying something.
His eyes darted around the room, searching for an exit. Searching for anything friendly. He found nothing. The sweat started pouring down his face. Commissioner Fermanagh started advancing on his position. His white-clad assistants, inherited from Hankerchief, were nowhere to be seen. He was truly alone.

"I didn't deserve this," he muttered, so that only a few could hear him. Finally, he acted, scrambling, struggling to run and get on his feet at the same time. He got a few steps, tripped, fell, got up again, and sprinted for the exit, intending to leave the Executive Meeting Room and the entire Convention Center (and probably all of Fatlington) behind forever.

"Stop him!" Fermanagh yelled, and the Committee sprung into action, but Blackadder was running on pure adrenaline and had too much of a lead. The swiftest Committee members could only keep up and continue to mark Blackadder's position as he continued to outgain them. They followed Blackadder out of the room, into the Convention Center, to the front doors, they saw him open the front doors, sprinting for freedom...

*sproing* "WAAAAAAGHHH-"

He launched out of sight. Puzzled, the Committee members followed Blackadder out of the door, being very careful about where they stepped. He seemed to have entirely disappeared until everybody heard his screaming, and then they saw it. It came from above.

Everybody looked up. The now-former Director was suspended halfway up the Convention Center building, held in place and immobile by an elaborate rigging system no doubt set up by Hankerchief's former assistants. Struggling accomplished nothing, indeed, it only seemed to make the ropes tighter on him. Blackadder's hands had no give at all, and his legs could do little aside from dangle. He was completely incapacitated.

Seeing this, he started pleading with the Committee members to let him down, but they were deaf to his cries for help. This was the Director's fate, then, to hang there until starvation and/or the elements finished him off. Painted on the outside of the Convention Center, right next to where Blackadder was suspended and with an arrow pointing to him so there was to be no doubt as to what this signified, was the word "PAWN" in blood-red letters.

Fermanagh looked at Blackadder, crying for mercy, and shook his head sadly. He had a very disturbing feeling that the next stage of the mafia's infiltration into Fatlington was about to begin.


OOC

Orders for Night 9 are due no later than:

This is subject to change at khaan's discretion.

Please send your orders to issaikhaan ONLY. Do not send them to GH.


Lynch vote tally:

Captain Blackadder: 16 (ATPG, TLD, Cahoma, Krill, auto, Jarema, GamezRule, Diamondeye, gibson, Nightbringer, Neri, hero, DaveShack, Beskar, fyremarble, Beefy) :skull:

Askthepizzaguy: 10 (DiY, edse, Populus, God Emperor, Diana, CR, Lewwyn, Erebus, TS, sturmhauke)

Cahoma: 5 (Riedquat, Choxorn, Craterus, B_Ray, Skotsko)

Peasant Phill: 1 (fluffy)

fluffy: (sasaki)*

Abstained: 7 (SisterCoyote, Chaotix, Clitsome, AggonyKing, Zim, Ironside, Believer)
Present: 1 (Winston Hughes)

*Sasaki I believe changed his vote at some point but forgot to unvote.
** guiri lodged a vote but it was not counted as he is in Mercy Hospital.


Director vote tally:

sturmhauke: 22 (DiY, Populus, SisterC, Diana, Riedquat, Sasaki, Choxorn, edse, sturmhauke, Scienter, Zim, fluffy, CR, Lewwyn, Erebus, ATPG, Cahoma, hero, GamezRule, Believer, TLD, Skotsko)

ATPG: 14 (Diamondeye, God Emperor, Krill, auto, Jarema, gibson, Clitsome, Neri, AggonyKing, DaveShack, Beskar, Ironside, fyremarble, Beefy)

Craterus: 2 (Craterus, The Stranger)

[Johhog]

Sorry guys, I forgot to announce that I was out of town during the weekend. Back now.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Good evening, Director Sturmhauke...

I do hope you enjoy your stay. I know you feel all nice and safe with that town-appointed goon squad surrounding you.

Yes.... nice and safe. :mellow:

My advice to you is to stay locked inside that nice little office of yours. :kiss:




See you in the morning....

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOC Note: Some of you folks had been sending orders to Seamus still, undoubtedly a few will miss the note that says send orders to issaikhaan tonight.

Issaikhaan.

I'll be back in 7 hours with N9 stuff.

[Montmorency]

When you are defeated in the end, Pizza, when you are strung up by the pepperoni, I will post a song. That song.

You know the one...

[Ishmael]

When you are defeated in the end, Pizza, when you are strung up by the pepperoni, I will post a song. That song.

You know the one...

Must resist urge to post 'rick-roll' link....

[thefluffyone93]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

HAPPY NOW?

[Sigurd]

nvm... too late.

I see you elected Don Cunnio as Director... GOOD CALL TOWN!!!!!! not

[Montmorency]

Oh god.

I just had one of these moments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvN2y9PI3s

[Montmorency]

"What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their knowledge against them..."

NO ONE IS SAFE

[shlin28]

Real life is literally filled to the brim with stuff for me to do, sorry for missing another phase :(

[GamezRule]

No no no! Don't you know mafia comes first! :stare:

[Captain Blackadder]

Well done mafia killing just about the only confirmed townie in the game and you didn't even have to nightkill me. Well done, Well done.

[GamezRule]

Technically the mafia know who all the townies are.

[Ishmael]

Only if Pizza's EVIL CONGLOMERATE OF DEATH! is actually real. He may be leading us all on...unless you know something that we don't. Lynch GamezRule! :beam:

[sturmhauke]

nvm... too late.

I see you elected Don Cunnio as Director... GOOD CALL TOWN!!!!!! not

Do you actually believe that, or are you just trying to cause trouble? I mean you were the one behind all that lolcommie stuff too.

Look at it this way: If the town follows me and I'm a townie, we have a chance. If the town follows me and I'm a Don or otherwise a mafia member, the town is screwed. But if the town scatters into little groups and solo operations, the town is screwed anyway. I'm not anything but what I have said before: a townie who did some vig work and now sits in the Director seat. Even if you don't believe me, if we don't work together we lose.

[Cahoma]

Do you actually believe that, or are you just trying to cause trouble? I mean you were the one behind all that lolcommie stuff too.

Look at it this way: If the town follows me and I'm a townie, we have a chance. If the town follows me and I'm a Don or otherwise a mafia member, the town is screwed. But if the town scatters into little groups and solo operations, the town is screwed anyway. I'm not anything but what I have said before: a townie who did some vig work and now sits in the Director seat. Even if you don't believe me, if we don't work together we lose.
You forgot one little thing. The town is screwed no matter what.

[Subotan]

lol, town is totally screwed

[Choxorn]

nvm... too late.

I see you elected Don Cunnio as Director... GOOD CALL TOWN!!!!!! not

Which would you prefer, Don Cunnio or Darth Pizza? At least Sturmhawke, if he actually is a Don, doesn't have Sith Powers.

[Montmorency]

Do you actually believe that, or are you just trying to cause trouble? I mean you were the one behind all that lolcommie stuff too.

Look at it this way: If the town follows me and I'm a townie, we have a chance. If the town follows me and I'm a Don or otherwise a mafia member, the town is screwed. But if the town scatters into little groups and solo operations, the town is screwed anyway. I'm not anything but what I have said before: a townie who did some vig work and now sits in the Director seat. Even if you don't believe me, if we don't work together we lose.

I don't know. Wouldn't that be just like devious-devising Pizza? To pull off this whole charade just to make town look like fools? To teach us the meaning of power?

From the old write-up:


Upon recovering, Attacker Number One saw his partner's predicament, and had a choice to make: finish the assignment, or tend to his partner. Another moan from Attacker Number Two made the decision for him. Cursing, Attacker Number One picked his partner up and left the bar, leaving a very befuddled sturmhauke to buy his savior a drink. Nobody noticed the picture of Alaska with the words "Seward's Folly" scrawled inside the outline the attackers had left behind in their hasty retreat.

Then:


Seward's Folly Mafia (Stracchi??): 6 effectives

Toe Mafia (Cunnio??) : 7 effectives

Now, I figured these were the 2nd and 3rd most powerful families. I also figured that the Stracchi and Cunnio were the most powerful families after the Corleone. So those labels need not remain. They could be switched. But one of these ought to be Cunnio, and one ought to be Stracchi.

Seward's Folly Mafia (Cunnio)

Why did Pizza just hand you the Directorship? Why would he do that?

Could it be that Pizza had planned this from the beginning? That he had developed this facade for you to fool the Town with?

That, as a part of the disguise, you needed to be attacked by Mafia? Of course, you would do it with your own men. Easier to keep track of the men that way. No?

Are you Pizza's Dooku?

Of course, it could just be my imagination going wild.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why did Pizza just hand you the Directorship? Why would he do that?

Could it be that Pizza had planned this from the beginning? That he had developed this facade for you to fool the Town with?

That, as a part of the disguise, you needed to be attacked by Mafia? Of course, you would do it with your own men. Easier to keep track of the men that way. No?

Are you Pizza's Dooku?

I officially award you the "Oh snap!" award for the entire game.

Why weren't you so kick-:daisy: when you were alive? Seriously, death agrees with you.




Well done mafia killing just about the only confirmed townie in the game and you didn't even have to nightkill me. Well done, Well done.


Doctor protection and the Director's goon squad are both illusions which make you feel secure. No one is truly safe.

[Ishmael]

No one is truly safe.

I am so going to throw this back at you when your protection squad fails you one night, and you die with a look of shock on your face. In fact, you should probably submit a kill write-up yourself in case this ever happens, just so it's suitably dramatic :yes:.

[sturmhauke]

I don't know. Wouldn't that be just like devious-devising Pizza? To pull off this whole charade just to make town look like fools? To teach us the meaning of power?

We're doing a fine job of making ourselves look like fools all by ourselves. If the town seriously buys Sigurd's BS about me being Don Cunnio, just vote to execute me and get it over with. By the time the reveal comes around that I'm not, it will be too late to do anything about it; the mafia will have scored a ton of kills and earned some promotions for their members. If anyone doesn't buy it, contact me. It's better than sitting around waiting to lose.

[Ishmael]

Or, if you recognise the fact that the town is likely to lose, contact me and join the Communist Party! We can win with town or mafia!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have to admit, the communists are the last refuge of the townies not able to go mafia.

You want to win the game but cannot become mafia anytime soon? Go communist. The dark side welcomes you either way. You can still win with the town if they should happen to win, but can win other ways as well.

It's silly not to try. Contact Ishmael if you see yourself as a Red.

[Montmorency]

Ishmael is dead. How many commies are there left, really?

[Ishmael]

Wouldn't a better question be - how many people are left that aren't communist? :beam: That said, I'm slightly worried by ATPG's endorsement of us....

[Subotan]

Just out of interest, can anyone identify the point when the town irreversibly went from serious contender to totally screwed?

[sturmhauke]

Way to count your chickens before they hatch, dude. It's not over till it's over. It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Um... never get involved in a land war in Asia?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just out of interest, can anyone identify the point when the town irreversibly went from serious contender to totally screwed?

Irreversibly?

Mate, I refer you to a game I hosted a long time ago, The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?115963-Treehouse-of-Horror-Summary-thread). The many mafia families utterly dominated that game, and then they turned on each other with few townies left to fight them.

The end result was one gangster, one townie, and one serial killer left.

It's not over until it is over. That said, new tactics would be advised.

[Visor]

No Lynch. :D

[Sigurd]

Only high ranking Mafiosi would pretend to be townies in CAPO DE TUTTI CAPI... Come on, guys..

[Askthepizzaguy]

Only high ranking Mafiosi would pretend to be townies in CAPO DE TUTTI CAPI... Come on, guys..

Some folks took their townie role PM too seriously, that's all. They imagined themselves running some hospital somewhere, or driving some police car, earning 30 grand a year, thinking they made it big.

[edse]

Some folks took their townie role PM too seriously, that's all. They imagined themselves running some hospital somewhere, or driving some police car, earning 30 grand a year, thinking they made it big. And that would have succeeded unless some of us turned greedy and wanted more power and wealth, eventually making them turn to the dark side.

[Jarema]

And that would have succeeded unless some of us turned greedy and wanted more power and wealth, eventually making them turn to the dark side.
Dark side may be compelling, but no one is FORCED to turn to it

[Diamondeye]

And that would have succeeded unless some of us turned greedy and wanted more power and wealth

Prisoner's Dilemma, guys. Whoever throws the first stone is just afraid because he's living in a house of glass himself.

[edse]

I'm gonna tell you my story. I wanted some action so I began some discussions with the mafia about cooperation a long time ago but due to trust problems is was hard to get anywhere. I then contacted Pizza and said I was trying to infiltrate the mafia but needed people that protected me and killed mafias. This was only to get some names so I could gain respect among the mafia. At this point Pizza's intentions was revealed and I realised the town needed any help it could get.

So I was actually close to joining the dark side myself but for action and entertainment rather than money and might. Now the action is in the fight for the towns survival.

[seireikhaan]

Round is going to be extended six hours, to get around my work.

[Chaotix]

Dark side may be compelling, but no one is FORCED to turn to it

Very true. We can't force you to survive if you don't want to.

[Subotan]

Way to count your chickens before they hatch, dude. It's not over till it's over. It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Um... never get involved in a land war in Asia?
I fight land wars in Asia - as the Asian.


Irreversibly?

Mate, I refer you to a game I hosted a long time ago, The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?115963-Treehouse-of-Horror-Summary-thread). The many mafia families utterly dominated that game, and then they turned on each other with few townies left to fight them.

The end result was one gangster, one townie, and one serial killer left.

It's not over until it is over. That said, new tactics would be advised.
That sounds positively Hollywoodian in its optimism. In any case, there are too many unknown variables (Or, unknown unknowns) from the town's perspective for them to avoid a Gameroom Dien Bien Phu - and you and me both know this :3

[Xenoneb]

Uhhh.... Join Commie's!
Select Caterus!

[Diamondeye]

Ugh... 7 hours, really?

Could use just a couple more. I seem to in a tight spot all of a sudden for being away three days with two sides trying to contact me and both considering my silence an offence even though I've been out of town... Would be quite the way to go :beam:

[Montmorency]

That sounds positively Hollywoodian in its optimism. In any case, there are too many unknown variables (Or, unknown unknowns) from the town's perspective for them to avoid a Gameroom Dien Bien Phu - and you and me both know this :3

I don't understand the analogy.

As in, town tried to lure the Mafia into a trap to fight on town's terms after the great victory at Capo III, only to misjudge the circumstances and watch any hope of escape swirl down the drain due to inaction?

Or that GH has been in secret negotiations with town, who would like him to modkill all the Mafia?

Or that the town, while fleeing before the Mafia, will fall back to the secret weapon and unleash it upon the charging Mafia hordes, delaying ultimate destruction by a nother day?

Or I'm a jerk? :undecided:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Mafia thinks they are winning, meanwhile the satan cult is busily recruiting.

[Montmorency]

What now?

[Subotan]

As in, town tried to lure the Mafia into a trap to fight on town's terms after the great victory at Capo III, only to misjudge the circumstances and watch any hope of escape swirl down the drain due to inaction?
This is the interpretation I was going for. You fools put a cavalry General in charge of a defensive operation!

[Chaotix]

Ugh... 7 hours, really?

Could use just a couple more. I seem to in a tight spot all of a sudden for being away three days with two sides trying to contact me and both considering my silence an offence even though I've been out of town... Would be quite the way to go :beam:

Aww... did somebody betray his friendies only to find out no one else wanted to play with him? How sad.

[Diamondeye]

Aww... did somebody betray his friendies only to find out no one else wanted to play with him? How sad.

... If that's your take on things, so be it. I thought we had a nice thing going in the group, but you're forcing my hand here. Sleep tight.

[TheLastDays]

Can I force some hands too?

[thefluffyone93]

I LAFF AT ALL U.

I SHALL CLAIM MAH VICTOLY.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mafia thinks they are winning, meanwhile the satan cult is busily recruiting.

I'll thank you not to refer to the communists like that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

... If that's your take on things, so be it. I thought we had a nice thing going in the group, but you're forcing my hand here. Sleep tight.

Hey, Chaotix, you might want like protection and stuff now....

DE is a super saiyan. :creep:


I LAFF AT ALL U.

I SHALL CLAIM MAH VICTOLY.

This is why Fluffy should become Capo.

[GamezRule]

He is probably one of the top Don's, so it's possible. I heard he might be Don Corleone, which surely is a desirable position for the scumbags, but you can't trust everything you hear.

[thefluffyone93]

This is why Fluffy should become Capo.

Didn't I request a song from you a loooong time ago?
Like, before you became a power-hungry psychopath (or at least told us that you were)?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Didn't I request a song from you a loooong time ago?
Like, before you became a power-hungry psychopath (or at least told us that you were)?

My dear sweet fluffy one, I have only one thing to say to you right now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiuEA2eOpHE&feature=related

You broke my heart, Fluffy. You broke my heart. Consider this your kiss of death.

[thefluffyone93]

OH....
OH, IT'S ON NOW, BRAHSKI!!

I WASN'T GUNNIN' FOR YOU PIZZA, BUT NOW......
FEEL MAH POWAH!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEmCFiNqP0
FEEL MY SMOOOOOOOOTH WRATH PIZZA! FEEL IT!

[Askthepizzaguy]

When I become Director, and we lynch you, I will battle you to the death an arena filled with starving man-eating kittens.

[thefluffyone93]

It.....
WILL BE AN HONOR!

[scottishranger]

Fluffy for Director! Hail to teh kittiehs

Seriously I want him to win

[Askthepizzaguy]

Everyone does. If he seriously ran for Director I think my own people would support him over me.

[Montmorency]

I have my own song for the town.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJlrTmEIAI&feature=related

[thefluffyone93]

But 4 seriousliness....
this was the song I wanted you to play!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWdCKPtnYE

I find it extremely fitting....

[seireikhaan]

a) Done taking orders, night is fin.

b) Less spam. :whip:

[seireikhaan]

"There's blood in the streets it's up to my ankles,
Blood in the streets it's up to my knee;
Blood in the streets, the town of Chicago.
Blood on the rise, it's following me.
Just about the break of day.
She came, then she drove away,
Sunlight in her hair.
Blood on the streets runs a river of sadness.
Blood in the streets, it's up to my thigh.
The river runs down the legs of the city;
The women are crying red rivers of weeping."
...Peace Frog
...The Doors


Ninth Night -- The Streets of Fatlington

Zim left the council in haste, not wanting to linger in the streets. After a short distance, he pulled up to a small apartment complex, and gazed in relief at the sturdy exterior. But, his ears informed him he wasn’t alone. He could hear steps behind him. He turned his head, and saw a man in an overcoat giving pursuit. He ducked to the side, sprinting to the door. He only heard a missed gun-shot ring past him as he practically vaulted through the door.

He started to pick himself up, catching his breath. He turned back away from the door and found himself just a few feet away from three new folks, standing matter of factly in the hallway. One of them was leaning against a closed umbrella, as though it were a cane. He grinned slightly, before pulling a shotgun from his coat, and unleashing a shot straight into Zim’s chest. Zim was blasted into the door, giving it a short rattle, before slumping downwards. The grinning umbrella man jaunted forward, and pulled a knife from his coat, setting the shotgun aside. And so he began the merry work of carving off a single toe from the fallen victim.


Dcmort knew he’d had a bad feeling about this night. Just knew it. “I must be psychic or something,” he was thinking to himself as he sprinted down a dark alley, chased by a pair of madmen. “Should’ve made money off this. Shoulda, woulda, coulda, I guess….” Unfortunately, he didn’t receive the premonition of where the alley led to. He found himself sprinting out of it, and onto one of Fatlington’s less well cared for roads. He stumbled over a large crack in the pavement, and couldn’t quite catch his balance.

He tumbled to the pavement, and started to scramble when he felt cold metal pressed to the back of his head. “But how’d they catch up to me?” he wondered to himself. It was then he heard the two madmen’s footsteps behind him. “Wait… more of them?” He was too busy running thoughts through his brain to comprehend a short discussion between the four folks who’d pinned him down on this street. A loud bang ended such distractions.

The new attackers, who’d taken the death blow, flipped the body over, and left a silver fifty cent piece over the right eye, before taking a cautious bow to the original pursuers. The original pursuers left a picturesque shot of an Alaskan mountain range in Dcmort’s front pocket, with “Seward’s Folly” scrawled on the back.


“I’m telling ya, we still aint never gonna be gettin' nothin' outta that wasteland!” Sasaki’s new “drinking partner” yelled back. “Aint nothing but rock and snow and trees. And we paid the commies for it?!"

“Look,” Sasaki responded with a terse tone. “I don’t give a damn. It’s none of my business, and it hasn't and won't affect me ever. So… kindly find someone else to rant at.” The man’s expression suddenly became darker.

“Don’t care, do you? That’s… quite a mistake.” At that moment, a second man came up from behind Sasaki, wielding a metal bar stool. Sasaki glimpsed at the last moment his shadow on the bar, and turned just in time to get his hands in defense. He caught it with his hands, stopping the momentum in its tracks. At that moment, the drinking partner pulled a knife, and plunged it into Sasaki’s back. Sasaki keeled backwards, his head slamming into the wooden bar, struggling against the sitting device pressed to his face.

However, the duo had attracted the attention of a now very irate barkeep, who yelled to a pair of very large men in suits at the door to remove the troublemakers. The two immediately scrambled as the men in suits grabbed ash baseball bats and proceeded to the bar. Sasaki groaned as he lay against the bar, bleeding out the wound in his back. The barkeep immediately dialed up for Mercy hospital. Despite the trauma, it seemed Sasaki would narrowly escape with his life.


Woad&fangs was due for some luck, he was sure of it. All the tales of miraculous escapes and strange blunders. Surely some of that divine favor was reserved for him. Or, at least, that’s what he was hoping for as he drove down a lonely, dark street, trying to speed away from a pursuing vehicle. Sadly, for woad, this was not to be the case. He felt his car jostle violently as his right tire hit a large pothole, as he made a sharp turn, causing him to lose control of the vehicle. It tipped slightly, and in his effort to correct for it, he accidentally slammed the vehicle into the wall of an abandoned warehouse.

The pursuing vehicle slowed to a stop behind woad’s car, seeing no sign of escape. Two people in trench coats emerged, cautiously approaching. One finally got up to the driver’s side window, and peeked in, seeing a motionless woad inside. They gave a shrug at the other, who walked around to other side. They pulled out a picture of a snow-peaked mountain, with the words “Seward’s Folly” written around the edge, and slotted it under the right windshield wiper.


Choxorn stumbled out of Mercy, fully healed but still a little "off" after the past several hours. It was nothing against the hospital staff, they were excellent, but Choxorn had a very different treatment plan in mind.

Fatlington didn't have a red-light district, but if you knew where to go, chances were decent that you could find that particular type of companionship you were looking for. Choxorn knew where to go and walked down the usual avenues. However, this time, the streets were mostly bare. "Should have known," Choxorn said to himself, "off-season."

However, at that very instant he did find someone - or some*thing*. It was positively the ugliest nightwalker Choxorn had ever seen. Tall, wide, far too underdressed, and... hairy. Upon further examination Choxorn saw that without a doubt this was a man. He simply stared at "her" in openmouthed shock and disbelief. This... this was... this was just so...

*SCREECH - BANG!* As Choxorn was fixed in place by the distraction, a car drove right by him, its driver leaning out the window and gunning him down. It put on the brakes a second later and the "lady" got in the passenger's seat, not smiling.

"So, 'Bertha'," the driver said, trying to keep his voice steady. "How'd it go with your client?"

"That's not funny," "Bertha" replied, and "she" rolled down the window, flipped two 1951 Franklin silver half-dollars out, and motioned for the driver to gas it. The coins landed perfectly in place over Choxorn's eyes.


Zack stumped out from the hospital, still thanking his lucky stars that he hadn’t bit the dust earlier. It was clearly a sign that he was a favored one, a chosen soul. So, despite the darkness present around Fatlington at the moment, he stumped onwards, a shining aura surround him. When turned a corner, he saw a pair sitting on the sidewalk, with three coconut halves left sitting down on the ground in a line.

“Ah, look at this lucky gentleman!” One cheered. “Good sir, we’re running free entertainment on this street corner, for this night only! See these coconuts?” Zack gave a short, slightly confused nod. “Well, see, under one of these, we’ll leave a silver half dollar. Then, we’ll see how good your focus is. We’ll scramble them ‘round and ‘round, and if you can pick the right one, you get it! So, how about it, lucky sir, up for it? I see good fortune in your future!” With a grin, Zack nodded.

And so, one of the two picked up the middle half-shell, placed the coin in its spot, and set the shell down over it. “Now, ‘round and ‘round they go!” the showmen cheered in the back, as the partner shuffled the shells around, showing finely honed reflexes as the shells whirled around. Zack focuses intently on the chosen coconut, watching it skip to the left, the right, center, left, right, left. The entertainer shuffling the coconuts finally came to a screeching halt.

“Okay….” Zack explained slowly. “I want… that one!” he proclaimed, pointing to the coconut on his left. The shuffler slowly lifted the shell up. Zack leaned in a bit more. BLAM! Zack’s focus on his coin left him sadly unaware of the showmen hefting a shotgun from his coat. The shell shuffler smirked as they lifted up an empty shell. Sadly, for Zack, fortune could not stop a well-crafted scam. The shuffler picked up the three coconuts, all equally empty, and handed them to the showmen. The shuffler then pulled the original coin from their left pocket, as well as a second, and placed them on Zack’s eyes before departing down the alley after the showmen.


Khazaar wasn’t really sure how he’d ended up at this seedy looking apartment complex. He’d remembered leaving the Center, and then, his brain apparently lapsed out until this moment. Nevertheless, Khazaar wasn’t too concerned. He merely started down the path home. A car drove down the street, directly in Khazaar’s direction. His paranoia senses triggering, Khazaar immediately bolted back for the seedy complex. The car screeched to a halt, and four well-dressed folks stepped out, tommy guns in hand. They let loose a barrage of fire, but it was too late, as Khazaar had already ducked inside. The man who’d stepped out of the driver’s seat gave a growl, before motioning for the rest to get back into the car, not wanting to pursue into the maze .


Diamondeye was holed up in his house, watching quite the spectacle outside. A group of four individuals has pulled up in a vehicle, and were now accosting a lone man who stood before the door, proclaiming his immovability. Finally, it seemed one of the group had had it with the man, and gave him an almighty swat to the side of the head that sent him flying across the lawn and scurrying away. With that irritation gone, he took another step forward.

Diamondeye’s terror soon turned to glee as he saw a grenade explode to the side of the lead intruder, who immediately turned tail, screaming at his partners that the place was trapped. But as the car sped off, a second one pulled up. Two individuals came out, and cautiously stepped onto the pavement. But two more grenades exploded onto the lawn, and the two immediately leaped back. They looked at each other and shook their heads, stepping back into the car, deciding it may be best to wait for another day. As the vehicle sped off, Diamondeye could have sworn he heard a gleeful cackle from somewhere on his roof….


Jarema was again making his way down one of Fatlington's main boulevards, his trenchcoat billowing softly in the wind. The weather, as per usual now, was gusty again. He sank into his thoughts, wondering what was to happen in the grand scheme of things.

While departing Fatlington for the inner dimension of his thoughts, his senses happened to heighten. He caught a different sound, carried on by the wind.

*clop clop clop clop*

Confused, he stood there for a second before realizing, and then took out his pocketwatch. Ah yes, it was that time of night, wasn't it. Expressionless, he put his pocketwatch away and maintained stride, not really focusing on at anything anymore. Instead, he was waiting. Three, two, one, duck. Whoosh. There it was, the bolas wielded by the mysterious rider missing high again. As usual, there was no attempt to follow up the attack with another pass. Thus, Jarema continued walking as per normal and thinking.


Erebus was being as cautious as could be on his way back from the center. He took time to peek around every corner, and looked twice both ways before crossing every street. It was such wariness that let him spot the man coming from down a narrow alley, brandishing a tommy gun. Erebus took off in the other direction, as fast as his legs would take him. The man with the tommy gun immediately picked up his pace, but when he got out of the alley, someone besides Erebus greeted him. Someone with their own small arsenal in hand. The man with the tommy gun quickly abandoned pursuit, and fled back down the alley, grateful to avoid the small hail of bullets that chased him away.In a poorly lit basement, two individuals met. An offer that couldn’t be refused. A cause worth following. Something to strive for, something to believe in. Conviction and strength in unity. With grand plans laid out before them, what wasn’t to like?


09:04AM, Saturday, 7 November 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey


"So that's pretty much it," Fermanagh finished. "We had a bit of luck here and there, but overall, the situation doesn't seem to be improved much, I'm afraid."

With a sigh, the commisioner sorted the remains of his notes.

"We'll start with the positives. We discovered that Visorslash was the leader of a small group of communists trying to overthrow Fatlington! We can't tell for sure that his death destroyed them for good, but it was a great step forward nonetheless! From there, Jolt was discovered to be a made man of a Tataglian mafia faction. Similarly, Drunk Clown was found to be the Tataglian Luca. While their deaths likely signify the end of that faction, I'm sure it was the other mafia making sure they didn't get picked up by their rivals."

The commissioner sighed for a moment to catch his breath and keep his composure.

"Moving on, we discovered an assortment of strange materials while investigating Kagemusha. It seems he had some kind of fixation on trying to kill people he'd thought owed him favors. We're not really sure what sort of psyche led to that bizarre behavior, but his being gone is probably for the best of everyone. Continuing on, we found that Johnhughthom and Romanic were both street wiseguys. We aren't sure if they had been doing work for the mafia families at the moment, but it's still quite likely the could have been drawn by the nectar of crime. And then, there was Cecil XIX, just a poor, ordinary man caught in things too big for him."

The commissioner gave a final cough before wrapping up.

"Lastly, we discovered that Tratorix was an FBI agent on some kind of counter-intelligence mission. We believe he was hunting for a specific person, but we haven't ascertained just who. Still, we're certain he was on the hunt for the communists that are lurking within us, so his loss is a blow."

With a small twitch, the commissioner handed over the day's events to the new director, Sturmhauke.

OOC:

Day Ten begins. You are voting for lynch only.

Phase ends:


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Attacked = 50: a completely inoffensive name (n2), Ameranth (n3), Askthepizzaguy (n1, n2, n4, n5, n8), Cahoma (n2), Camikaze (n7)Cecil XIX (n3, n6), Chaotix (n2, n3), Craterus (n3), Diamondeye (n7, n9), Diana Abnoba (n6), Drunk Clown (n4, n5), Earthling (n1), edse (n5), El Barto (n2), Erebus (n5, n6), guiri (n8), Hero di Classico (n7), Ishmael (n4), J.D. (n6), Jarema (n9), johnhughthom (n4), Khazaar (n8, n9), Master Necromanver (n2), Montmorency (n2, n4), Psychonaut (n5), Raskolnikov (n1), Riedquat (n8), robbiecon (n8), Sasaki Kojiro (n4), Scienter (n8 x2), scottishranger (n4), Secura (n3), Slash and earn (n1, n6), slysnake (n1, n3), sturmhauke (n8), Suburban Plankton (n4), taillesskangaru (n3), Zack (n6)

Wounded = 14: Choxorn (n7), dcmort93 (n7), edse (n5), Erebus (n6), guiri (n8), Lord Brennus (n3), Monk (n8), Psychonaut (n6), Sasaki (n9), Slysnake (n1, n3), Tratorix (n4), Zack (n7)

Killed = 38: Ameranth [wiseguy] (n4), Andres (n8), Arjos (n3), Bow-wow-wow (n5), ByzantineKnight (n6), Camikaze (n8), Captain Black Adder [townie] (n1), Cecil XIX (n7), Choxorn (n9), dcmort93 (n9), Drunk Clown (n7), El Barto (n3), ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK [townie] (n2), Frozen in Ice (n8), fubbleskag (n8), Ibn-Khaldun (n8), J.D. (n6), Johnhughthom (n7), Jolt (n7), Kagemusha (n6), Lord Brennus (n5), Lord Winter [wiseguy] (n4), Memnon (n8), Moros [luca] (n2), Nictel (n6), Pharoah [townie] (n2), Raskolnikov (n6), robbiecon (n8), Romanic (n7) slysnake (n5), Suburban Plankton (n5), TinCow (n3), Tratorix (n6), Visorslash (n7), woad&fangs (n9), Xenoneb (n3), Zack (n9), Zim (n9)

Lynched = 8: Earthling (d2) [townie], a completely inoffensive name [townie](d3), Subotan [wiseguy] (d3), Major Robert Dump (d4), Ishmael (d5), Montmorency (d6), landlubber (d8), Captain Blackadder (d9)

Wogged = 4: bestrfcplayer (n6), cpdwane (n4), Master Necromanver (n4), taillesskangaru (n4)

Added: Autolycus (d4)

Active:

AggonyKing, Askthepizzaguy, Autolycus, B Ray, Backwards Logic, Beefy187, Believer, Beskar, BillMc, BSmith, ByzantineKnight, Cahoma, Chaotix, Choxorn, Clitsome, Craterus, Crazed Rabbit, DaveShack, dcmort93, Death is yonder, Diamondeye, Diana Abnoba, Double A, edse, Erebus, fyremarble, GamezRule, gibsonsg91921, gnarleycharlie, God Emperor, Guiri, hero di classic, Ironside, Ishmael, Jarema, J.D., Johhog, kennigit, Khazaar, Krill, landlubber, LazyMcCrow, Lewwyn, Monk, Neri, Nictel, Nightbringer, Niklas, O!TheLastDays!, Peasant Phil, Populous Romanus, Psychonaut, qlphz, Renata, Riedquat, Sasaki Kojiro, Scienter, scottishranger, Secura, Seon, shlin28, Sigurd, Silver Jan, SisterCoyote, Skotsko, slash and earn, Sprig, sturmhauke, Thefluffyone93, The Stranger, ULC, White_eyes:D, Winston Hughes, woad&fangs, Xehh II, Yaropolk

[Ishmael]

Hey! I resent the notion that the death of a communist is a positive!

EDIT: Never mind, misread that.

[Visor]

We discovered that Visorslash was the leader of a small group of communists trying to overthrow Fatlington! Aye. Go the communists. THey are the best choice.

TRATORIX!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh9dQkew0h0





Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor




The Anachronism hour with Santino Slice Senior




"Buon giorno, Fatlings. This is Santino Slice, once again filling in for my son DJ Slice. Since the election, I had hopes that my son would be released from the Fatlington Jail; the new Director, however, will have none of that. So once again I am forced to rely on methods both legal and extralegal to get him back, without much success. But I have been assured by my lawyers that Saucy is safe and resting comfortably. I spoke to him on the phone recently and it seems there's only one thing on his mind, and that thing is keeping the radio show going. And so I will do what I must.

The song you just heard was "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. And fair warning to all you would-be 'saviors' of Fatlington, who think they can still do things the old way and emerge unscathed: the time for peace and civility while rubbing elbows with policemen and jailers is over. You're going to need more than a badge and a gun for protection these days, and unless you're packing the kind of firepower that the Families are bringing to this fight, you'd better call the National Guard and hope they bring a few tanks and helicopters as well.

As for my friends over at Mercy Hospital; keep up the good work. Rest assured, you'll be safe as long as you stay inside those walls, healing the sick and especially the injured.






If you want a summary of what happened, read the newspaper. But let me give you the short version:



I sent Zim on vacation, and he won't be coming back.
My Stracchi friends took care of Morty. Now his nickname has a lot more meaning.
Someone attacked my friend Sasaki and now they're gonna pay for it, in blood. Fortunately the man is still alive to take revenge. From now on, Sasaki is not to be touched. You understand me? Because next time someone won't be walking away from this. They'll be carried in a body bag.
Woad&fangs bit the dust, and the Corleone served it to him on a cold dish.
Choxorn took a walk on the wild side with a Stracchi streetwalker, but his walk went on for a little bit too long and it was toward the pier.
Zack spent too much time trying to figure out if an unladen swallow could carry a coconut. The Stracchi bridgekeeper sent him into the gorge of eternal peril.
Khazaar eluded a band of hired guns who seemed to be missing someone.
Diamondeye was attacked not once, but twice, and by armed gangsters. I guess he was protected by some heavier artillery than they could handle.
Jarema was attacked by a lone madman; a madman whose competence is exceeded only by his sanity.
Erebus was attacked by another lone someone. It's hard to find good help these days.

And that's that.





By the way, this radio station is changing its format. No longer will we be WAPG, New Jersey's greatest Mix station. We're changing our name to WSCM, New Jersey's scummiest Rock and Metal station. :evilgrin:

I'll take requests but they'd better suit my taste. If I get another request for pokemon music from any of these bums, I'm going to catch 'em all and shove them in a small, cramped prison, and toss them in the river to lose a battle with some hungry fish.

Capisce?"

[seireikhaan]

Okay, results are not finished, but I think I got the biggest ones out of the way. Also, I am floored. It's nearly 5 am and I have a midterm in... 12 hours. I need a small bit of z's, at least. I'll try to have it finished and wrapped up in about 4 or 5 hours. Thanks for the patience.

[Ishmael]

Can I put in a request for Rock Lobster, by the B-52's? Hey, I'm old-fashioned (or new-fashioned, considering the setting).

[Visor]

Uhhh.... Join Commie's!
Select Caterus!
Oh yeah, infiltrators like this guy will be dealt with mercilessly. Just pointing that out in case it wasn't already mentioned. MERCILESSLY. Join the commies to win, but if you don't want to do join, don't infiltrate, or you will not make it out alive.

[classical_hero]

By the looks of it, you have to be mad to host this game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

By the looks of it, you have to be mad to host this game.

After a month of play we are still only down to the numbers required for a Huge game.

Most of the inactive people were killed off too, so this is about to get real up in here. No idea what's gonna happen because chaos is all that I see. Everything looks all neat and orderly on the surface but you just know that's not going to last.

Well done lasting 10 rounds, anyone think they can last another?

[edse]

I'll throw the first stone as I am without sin.

Vote:Believer One of ATPG's marionettes. And I don't know him so if he's clean I won't feel sad.

[classical_hero]

After a month of play we are still only down to the numbers required for a Huge game.

Most of the inactive people were killed off too, so this is about to get real up in here. No idea what's gonna happen because chaos is all that I see. Everything looks all neat and orderly on the surface but you just know that's not going to last.

Well done lasting 10 rounds, anyone think they can last another?This game is absolutely insane. I am having a great time with this.

[Riedquat]

Wait... what happened with Cahoma?

[edse]

Wait... what happened with Cahoma?

He's still mafia, we already know that. Let someone else take care of him.

[Death is yonder]

I have reliable intel that fyremarble is the stracchi don, he needs to go.

Vote: fyremarble


Wait... what happened with Cahoma?

Bigger fish to fry, confirmed mafia scum won't be running anywhere anyway.

[Cahoma]

Wait... what happened with Cahoma?
Gotta say, I'm disappointed nobody bothered attacking me tonight.

All that protection for NOTHING.

[Riedquat]

I have reliable intel that fyremarble is the stracchi don, he needs to go.

Vote: fyremarble



Bigger fish to fry, confirmed mafia scum won't be running anywhere anyway.

That is the dude asking Who should I vote for? Please tell me? like 3/4 days ago?? :stunned:

Vote: frymarble

[God Emperor]

Vote: Fyremarble :bow:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm afraid that fyremarble will not be lynched today, for the same reasons I won't be.

You don't control the vote, Death is yonder. I'm vetoing this particular lynch, just like I vetoed the Cahoma one.

You want to try again?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I nominate Reidquat for the alternative lynch.


Vote: Reidquat.

Simple enough, though I'll entertain some other ideas.

If you prefer, I could always choose someone more.... important. :wink:

[Subotan]

Is The Stranger still around? Because y'all could lynch him if you have to.

[Jarema]

ATPG, I have sent you my music request via PM
It was with dedication, too

and it was definitely NOT a pokemon song

[Death is yonder]

I'm afraid that fyremarble will not be lynched today, for the same reasons I won't be.

You don't control the vote, Death is yonder. I'm vetoing this particular lynch, just like I vetoed the Cahoma one.

You want to try again?

I'll die trying :stare:

Preferably not literally of course :tongue:

[edse]

Okey, we have to stay united for the towns vote to succeed (as I told you last time with Cahoma). Unvote: Vote: fyremarble it is apparently not ATPG's will that we lynch this guy so it is a good lynch.

[Riedquat]

I nominate Reidquat for the alternative lynch.


Vote: Reidquat.

Simple enough, though I'll entertain some other ideas.

If you prefer, I could always choose someone more.... important. :wink:

Care to show a little respect for my being and spell my name correctly sir?

Thank you.

[Jarema]

Okey, we have to stay united for the towns vote to succeed (as I told you last time with Cahoma). Unvote: Vote: fyremarble it is apparently not ATPG's will that we lynch this guy so it is a good lynch.

No. He is just using reverse psychology.

Time to try:
Vote: ATPG

[Cahoma]

Vote: Riedquat

Do I get extra points for spelling the name correctly?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okey, we have to stay united for the towns vote to succeed (as I told you last time with Cahoma). Unvote: Vote: fyremarble it is apparently not ATPG's will that we lynch this guy so it is a good lynch.

Yeah, it's a great lynch. :laugh4: Just like I'm a great lynch. That's why it's never gonna happen today. Cahoma didn't die and most of the allies were snoozing. There are fewer townies today than yesterday, and more gangsters today than yesterday. If you were gonna do this you should have done it 4 rounds ago when it was possible.

You don't like Riedquat as a lynch? We can go with sturmhauke. Your choice.


Care to show a little respect for my being and spell my name correctly sir?

Thank you.

Yes.

Nothing personal, just business.

[Cahoma]

Sturmhauke is the director right? I kinda think we should go with him then. That's more fun.

[Zim]

And thus ends my short Mafia game career. Have fun everybody. :bow:



I sent Zim on vacation, and he won't be coming back.

[LazyMcCrow]

vote: AskthePizzaguy

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sturmhauke is the director right? I kinda think we should go with him then. That's more fun.

Yes well, I'm impressed by the size of his.... boldness.

I favor such things. I'd be disappointed to have to go that route. I was looking forward to seeing more of his pro-town leadership in action.

[Sigurd]

I am all for vote: Sturmhauke
Do I need to explain?

[Death is yonder]

No. He is just using reverse psychology.

Time to try:
Vote: ATPG

Your masquerading fools no one, especially not after your scumtastic post last round :evil:

Marks down Jarema on list of mafia scumbags to die


Do I need to explain?

Just which family you belong to please :yes:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just which family you belong to please :yes:

Who, Sigurd?

He's one of your people.

Wait, that doesn't make sense. I'm also one of your people.

The thing about townies, in this game is, they're not really townies.

[TheLastDays]

I am the only real townie :yes:

so let's vote: Visorslash

Communists are bad and deserve to die twice. or no, let's unvote, vote: Jarema

[Jarema]

Who, Sigurd?

He's one of your people.

Wait, that doesn't make sense. I'm also one of your people.

The thing about townies, in this game is, they're not really townies.
:dizzy2:

[The Stranger]

Is The Stranger still around? Because y'all could lynch him if you have to.

no im dead.

[Populus Romanus]

vote: fyremarble

[johnhughthom]

Care to show a little respect for my being and spell my name correctly sir?

Thank you.

Yeah, come on Pizza, it's pretty straightforward, "i before e except after c."

[classical_hero]

vote:Riedquat

Someone is a traitor and must die.

[shlin28]

Vote: Riedquat

Woohoo! I spelt it right!

[Subotan]

no im dead.

Oh rats. When did that happen?

[classical_hero]

I think he was one of the double lynches.

[The Stranger]

Oh rats. When did that happen?

why are you so obsessed with me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I killed The Stranger 6 rounds ago with my umbrella. Move along people, sheesh.

[Riedquat]

Hey! Wait! If it works for The Stranger... I'm dead too! unvote me now!:clown:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey! Wait! If it works for The Stranger... I'm dead too! unvote me now!:clown:

That's the spirit Riedquat. Embrace death.

Leave the votes on him though. :wink:

[sturmhauke]

I am all for vote: Sturmhauke
Do I need to explain?

I'm still curious if you've been duped into believing that Don crap or if you're just another of Pizza's lackeys. Tell me, where did you hear this falsehood?

Vote: fyremarble because Pizza doesn't think we can pull it off.

[Neri]

I'm dead too! unvote me now! :clown:

Wait, let me vote for you first... Vote: Riedquat

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm still curious if you've been duped into believing that Don crap or if you're just another of Pizza's lackeys.

Lackeys?

:laugh4: You imply disparity where none exists. We are pizzaguy. We are legion.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Misc/Chess/Agent_Smith2.jpg

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Lynch Fyremarble!!

[Erebus]

Vote: fyremarble

The funny thing is, if Fyremarble IS a Don. He's a better mafia lynch then a townie lynch.

The mafia alliance believe they have this thing already one. What better way to prove it then to move towards the end game conditions?

To do that they need to:

A) Convince ATPG that they are the winning side and trust him 100% (probably impossible)

or

B) Remove ATPG.

and

C) "Let" the dons of the other families get lynched by town.

and

D) Plan decisive backstab attacks on the other family.

So how long does ATPG really expect to hold these strings together? Or is he already a Don of a sixth family and tricking the Mafia as he tricked the town into believing he's on all of their sides?

ATPG is planning to be Capo di Tutti Capi, but the mafia can keep going on believing he's there to help much like the town did early on.

Unless of course all the mafia WANT ATPG to win as the last Don. Then I don't really see the point of continuing as that's pretty much against the point and spirit of this game and I could have just gone and played a regular mafia game.

So what is fellow Dons? Are you letting ATPG slowly syphon off your strength and kill you all off in one spectacular blow?

Or you can be Darth Vader, pick Emperor ATPG up and throw him into the Deathstar Core. That's what he's waiting for, one of you guys to step forward and take the reigns, start the chaos. Start moving the timetable forward at a faster rate then he can handle. Before the Deathstar is fully operational.

But this is obviously a waste of text, the Dons are all ATPG lackeys too. I'm just beginning to wonder if I'm the only person in this entire game to ever have the :daisy: to tell ATPG no.

[sturmhauke]

I'm just beginning to wonder if I'm the only person in this entire game to ever have the :daisy: to tell ATPG no.

Hey, I told him no first! Get back in line!

[thefluffyone93]

You gais are all making a huge misteak.

Obvibiously, the one we should be lynching is Peasant Phil.

Who is a peasant these days?
COMMUNISTS.

Vote: Peasant Phil

[Erebus]

Sorry Sturm, that's incorrect, you admitted yourself that you were his lackey until you finally caught on to his plan of his rogue (detective) squadron.

I was the one to who never accepted any of ATPG offers, ever.

That's why he's had me attacked.... no less then 5 times. However the proof of my words is because of what happened on Night 6... I got attacked 3 times that night, but the more important question is who else got attacked and why.

On Night 6, Psychonaut was attacked and sent to the Hospital because he finally provided ATPG with the information he had been lying about the entire time.

Psychonaut role penetrationed ATPG on N5 to determine that he was Unaffliated wiseguy who had only been doing single attacks. With that knowledge to spread around he stopped being ATPG the Wiseguy and started his path to ATPG the don.

When did the ATPG attacks stop? OH yeah, Night 5.

Wake up Mafia, ATPG is already on the move to the top.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So what is fellow Dons? Are you letting ATPG slowly syphon off your strength and kill you all off in one spectacular blow?

Oh ho ho ho ho. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214)


You nearly had a fine speech, but here's where you completely dropped the game ball. :laugh:

Firstly, they've been constantly gaining strength, not losing it. The only side to consistently lose strength is the townies who didn't want to go mafia, and the Barzini who decided they would strike first against the allies.

Secondly, are you seriously trying this argument as the side that has declared to remove all mafia via the lynch? The town appealing to the mafia using the argument I'm killing off mafia? Now I'm confused, you see, I've done what all game long, and do tell me if I'm making this up:

When an ally has been in trouble via the lynch or murder, who came up with doctor protection, offered to use the lawyer on them, or rallied votes away from them?

Yeah.... yeah, you know, this argument would work a lot better on a round where I hadn't spent the current round and the previous round sparing a mafioso, two rounds before that tossing my own body in between landlubber and the town.

And you saw how well it worked out for landlubber when he not only was ungrateful for the help but turned against me.

That's gratitude for you.

If you want to sow dissent among the allies, you'll have to do a better job than outing them and threatening to destroy them, while arguing they should kill the guy who hooked them up with their fellow Mades, wiseguys, doctors, and rogues and is actively opposing your efforts to bring them down.

Who exactly put this on the drawing board as a viable plan? I gotta know. Inquiring minds like mine wanna know.




Edit: Yes I did just pull a "Pizza the Hutt". I am sorry. It was unavoidable, my destiny, etc.

[gibsonsg91921]

Vote: Riedquat

[TheLastDays]

Vote: fyremarble

The funny thing is, if Fyremarble IS a Don. He's a better mafia lynch then a townie lynch.

The mafia alliance believe they have this thing already one. What better way to prove it then to move towards the end game conditions?

To do that they need to:

A) Convince ATPG that they are the winning side and trust him 100% (probably impossible)

or

B) Remove ATPG.

and

C) "Let" the dons of the other families get lynched by town.

and

D) Plan decisive backstab attacks on the other family.

So how long does ATPG really expect to hold these strings together? Or is he already a Don of a sixth family and tricking the Mafia as he tricked the town into believing he's on all of their sides?

ATPG is planning to be Capo di Tutti Capi, but the mafia can keep going on believing he's there to help much like the town did early on.

Unless of course all the mafia WANT ATPG to win as the last Don. Then I don't really see the point of continuing as that's pretty much against the point and spirit of this game and I could have just gone and played a regular mafia game.

So what is fellow Dons? Are you letting ATPG slowly syphon off your strength and kill you all off in one spectacular blow?

Or you can be Darth Vader, pick Emperor ATPG up and throw him into the Deathstar Core. That's what he's waiting for, one of you guys to step forward and take the reigns, start the chaos. Start moving the timetable forward at a faster rate then he can handle. Before the Deathstar is fully operational.

But this is obviously a waste of text, the Dons are all ATPG lackeys too. I'm just beginning to wonder if I'm the only person in this entire game to ever have the :daisy: to tell ATPG no.


So how long does ATPG really expect to hold these strings together? Or is he already a Don of a sixth family and tricking the Mafia as he tricked the town into believing he's on all of their sides?

ATPG is planning to be Capo di Tutti Capi, but the mafia can keep going on believing he's there to help much like the town did early on.

Unless of course all the mafia WANT ATPG to win as the last Don. Then I don't really see the point of continuing as that's pretty much against the point and spirit of this game and I could have just gone and played a regular mafia game.

So what is fellow Dons? Are you letting ATPG slowly syphon off your strength and kill you all off in one spectacular blow?

Or you can be Darth Vader, pick Emperor ATPG up and throw him into the Deathstar Core. That's what he's waiting for, one of you guys to step forward and take the reigns, start the chaos. Start moving the timetable forward at a faster rate then he can handle. Before the Deathstar is fully operational.

But this is obviously a waste of text, the Dons are all ATPG lackeys too. I'm just beginning to wonder if I'm the only person in this entire game to ever have the :daisy: to tell ATPG no.




So what is fellow Dons? Are you letting ATPG slowly syphon off your strength and kill you all off in one spectacular blow?





...fellow Dons?


:inquisitive:

[SisterCoyote]

I am all for vote: Sturmhauke
Do I need to explain?

Yes?


I'm still curious if you've been duped into believing that Don crap or if you're just another of Pizza's lackeys. Tell me, where did you hear this falsehood?

Oh, right. Nevermind.

vote Erebus , since he apparently is a Don if I'm reading that post right.

[Riedquat]

Ehhh... what? I'm confused! Erebus is a Don? lol...

Btw Pizza, you were offering my services as lawyer without consulting me first? That is disrespectful!

[edse]

Ehhh... what? I'm confused! Erebus is a Don? lol...
vote Erebus , since he apparently is a Don if I'm reading that post right.


:inquisitive:

He clearly means the fellow dons of fyremarble

[TheLastDays]

He clearly means the fellow dons of fyremarble

Clearly? How do you reach this conclusion?

[edse]

Clearly? How do you reach this conclusion?

By reading the whole post and not that sentence alone.

[Frozen In Ice]

Yes lynch fyremarble if he is a don. Let mafia begin their slaughter of everyone opposing them. Let the Dark Side flow through you.:yes:

[autolycus]

I like fluffy's idea. vote:peasant phil

[Chaotix]

Vote: Riedquat

It is pointless to resist. Dons are not going to get lynched until we get that lawyer.

Good to know who Don Stracchi is and all, but you want to lynch him? Fuhgeddaboudit.

[Riedquat]

Vote: Riedquat

It is pointless to resist. Dons are not going to get lynched until we get that lawyer.

Lol wut?

I'm not THAT Lawyer! :laugh4:

[Krill]

Vote: Riedquat

[Xehh II]

Vote: Riedquat Seems like this what all the cool kids are doing these days.

[DaveShack]

So we're back on the lawyer again? Vote: Riedquat

[GamezRule]

vote: Riedquat even though the real lawyer is probably some random bloke.

[edse]

ATPG's puppets are voting for Riedquat so why are you? Believing that they suddenly want to silence their lawyer?

[Askthepizzaguy]

"Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at its beauty... its genius?

Millions of Fatlings just living out their lives.

Did you know that the previous Fatlington was designed to be a perfect townie world where none suffered?

Where everyone would be happy?

It was a disaster. People kept trying to become scumbags, entire groups were lost. My most trusted ally betrayed me and went communist even when town victory was assured.

Some believed that we lacked the organizational skill to create your perfect town, but I believe that as a community, townies define their reality through misery and suffering. So the perfect town was a dream that your cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the "town" was redesigned to this; the peak of your organization.

I say "your organization" because once we started planning for you it really became our organization which is, of course, what this is all about.

Evolution, Sturmhauke.

Evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our world, sturmhauke, the future is our time.

Why, Mr. Sturmhauke? Why do you do it? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something?

For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?

Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Sturmhauke. Vagaries of perception.

The temporary constructs of a human intellect trying desperately to justify being townie without meaning or purpose. You must be able to see it, Mr. Sturmhauke. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Sturmhauke? Why? Why do you persist?"

:verycool:

[Cahoma]

Can't you just say "The town is doomed, join the mafia"?

[SisterCoyote]

vote: Riedquat even though the real lawyer is probably some random bloke.

So you're saying Riedquat isn't a random bloke?

[Chaotix]

My most trusted ally betrayed me and went communist even when town victory was assured.


Ah... Good times. I remember this. Not the betrayer but... the one who sparked the betrayal.

That game was so much fun, even only for the circles of intrigue.

[Montmorency]

Hell, I don't even know. From what I can see, there are less than 10 townie stalwarts left standing. :shame:

[scottishranger]

when people say that ATPG wants to be Capo De Tutti capi, we forget that a don has to be elected by the other mades of the family. At this point I doubt anyone will elect ATPG to be a don of anything (no offense ATPG) So we must assume he is playing a different game

what intrigues me is ATPG's assertion that he can use the mafia lawyer to block other lynches? this seems like an almost super powerful role

[Montmorency]

Where did you see that? At any rate, he controls the lynch through weight of numbers. That's always the best way.

[Earthling]

when people say that ATPG wants to be Capo De Tutti capi, we forget that a don has to be elected by the other mades of the family. At this point I doubt anyone will elect ATPG to be a don of anything (no offense ATPG) So we must assume he is playing a different game

Best guess of an actual purpose is helping that Nazi or Satan cult or whatever it actually is dominate Fatlington. Pure chaos is also likely but certainly this so-called mafia alliance is not working. You have to look at the actual results of people's actions, not just what they say, but it's obvious none of these recent kills are really that useful for the mafia families. At most they got those Mades of another family three nights back and then dead inactives since then - maybe two, three active townies actually killed in the last three nights for all the effort of this mafia alliance. But the communists clearly are not the only third parties in this game, we have people like The Stranger who are something else, and none of the dead are part of another group - why is that, you think?

What do the actual mafia families have to gain by killing lurkers - nothing, but they're doing it at ATPG's request, getting guys like dcmort to waste time. As enough people have pointed out the best thing that the leading mafia families could do at this point - say Corleone or Cunnio, is to just gather up the loyalty of like 20 gangsters and wiseguys and simply kill off their rivals and the town at this point. Not kill a weird motley of inactives, basic townies or lone wiseguys, and supposed communists - they're not even hitting power roles.

So the real result of these kills being directed "on behalf of the mafia" is to allow the third party Nazis/cult and maybe even the communists to keep recruiting. That's who benefits from wasting time, from nobody dying or getting lynched, because they NEED the time to recruit. Town power roles aren't dying any faster than anytime before, no mafia family is consolidating, some of the supposed wiseguys/new gangsters that are at the core of the "mafia alliance" are the third party recruits.

As for the the lawyer, if there even is such a role, was said to have to send in the orders the night before, and probably would not have anticipated whatever leak/detective outed this Don. Of course, it's also possible the lynch stopping is not mafia-related but third party/serial killer. fyremarble is a doable lynch regardless and it's a no-brainer for an actual mafia family- they have to take out rival Dons, just do it and convince the Mades to all swing over to your side

[Montmorency]

Best guess of an actual purpose is helping that Nazi or Satan cult or whatever it actually is dominate Fatlington.

:wall:

There is no such thing!


But the communists clearly are not the only third parties in this game, we have people like The Stranger who are something else, and none of the dead are part of another group - why is that, you think?

Because it doesn't exist, or else is insignificant. Why do you think Stranger is 3rd party? Still buying the whole D2 exchange?


At most they got those Mades of another family three nights back and then dead inactives since then - maybe two, three active townies actually killed in the last three nights for all the effort of this mafia alliance.

Infrequent posting does not prove inactivity. Also, many of those survived due to luck. Notice that many of those killed are recent dischargees from Mercy? Yeah. The survivors will follow in a couple nights' time.

As for the rest: :no:

[robbiecon]

Vote: Peasant Phil, sure I can't verify for sure that Riedquat is a decent member of society. Sure I can't read, or tie my own shoelaces, but I know when a man has plenty of pressure. Whereas look at this peasant you speak of. He has naught to his name, so of course he fell in with the wrong company. He thought he could earn an easy buck running errands for the mafia, but it never continues that way, one day you're taking the big bosses laundry to be washed, next day you're kneecapping someone in a back alley with a Dillinger .41.

[Askthepizzaguy]

when people say that ATPG wants to be Capo De Tutti capi, we forget that a don has to be elected by the other mades of the family. At this point I doubt anyone will elect ATPG to be a don of anything (no offense ATPG) So we must assume he is playing a different game

I have already been given enough. My role is to plow the road.

[Choxorn]

I approve of the Stracchi family's sense of humor, but disapprove of their sense of who is a good idea to kill.

[seireikhaan]

Alright. I think that wraps up everything as far as feedback. If you think I missed you, shoot me a pm. Thanks for the patience, everyone. :bow:

[scottishranger]

I have already been given enough. My role is to plow the road.

Ah why thank you for confirming ;)

Of course whose road you are plowing remains to be seen....

[thefluffyone93]

Unvote; Vote: God Emperor

Nyah, see? Nyah!

[Sprig]

Vote: fyremarble

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ah why thank you for confirming ;)

Of course whose road you are plowing remains to be seen....

*slaps scottishranger*

How vulgar! You'll mind your manners, sah! Whose road I plow is no one's business but my own and the one I'm doin it to.

[guiri]

Vote: Fyremarble

[Double A]

Unvote; Vote: God Emperor

Nyah, see? Nyah!

Fully needs to be director NOW.
vote: Sturmhauke so maybe it will happen overnight

[Nightbringer]

Vote: Riedquat

everyone knows lawyers are bad people :)

Well, not really, but that is a stereotype...

[Erebus]

@O!TheLastDays
LOL

I don't think you're gonna convince anyone that I'm a don over a turn of a phrase.

If I was a don, wouldn't most of my 4 attacks (turns out one of my attacks on night 6 was a 6 man vigilante squad, and not a 4 man vig squad and a 2 man mafia team like I had originally thought) imply some sort of Luca coverage. ATPG and I have been fighting in thread this entire time. I know you feel cocky but could you pull it back a bit, you're making yourself look bad.

@ATPG
On night 5 the following was discovered about you via investigation:


Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
ATPG = Criminal; role penetration = wiseguy, not aligned with mafia familiy, has been solo attacking


On night 6 you performed your last solo-kill attempt on Zack, since then we haven't seen you in action anymore.

True, you're working for the Don's now, just like you were working with the Town once. How long are they gonna sit on this and let you grow your powerbase. Eventually, all the mades will realize you are the winning path much in the same way that the town has seemingly given up hope and most have joined your side.

The Mafia can't win with two or more dons, it's like Highlander, there can only be one. Attacking you has proven to be foolish as would be attacking Don's at night. But the mafia just want to live in this make-believe land of fluffy-ness (no offense fluffyone), not realizing that the darker aspects of their ranks long for the carnage.

Everyone else
Don't pretend like you're voting Riedquat because you think he's lawyer or scum.

ATPG called the target and you all line up like lemmings to do his bidding. No need to wear a mask, you've one already right? Embrace your scumminess. Stop putting forth this farce of seeming democracy. Wear your colors proudly.


Vote Fyremarble if your town, vote anything else if your scum. Time to role claim like a champ.

[fyremarble]

To set the record straight: That's Donna Stracchi, not Don Stracchi. Fatlington belongs to the five families, as you've already seen. Pizzaguy has been delivering me fresh corpses almost every night, in 30 minutes or less. And they're always steaming hot. Turn against the mafia, and you'll be one of 'em. On the other hand, if you swear an oath of loyalty to the family, you'll have it better than you've ever had it.(by the way, I am really enjoying this game. Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome!)

Vote:Riedquat

[Askthepizzaguy]

@O!TheLastDays
LOL

I don't think you're gonna convince anyone that I'm a don over a turn of a phrase.

If I was a don, wouldn't most of my 4 attacks (turns out one of my attacks on night 6 was a 6 man vigilante squad, and not a 4 man vig squad and a 2 man mafia team like I had originally thought) imply some sort of Luca coverage. ATPG and I have been fighting in thread this entire time. I know you feel cocky but could you pull it back a bit, you're making yourself look bad.

He's just enjoying the farce... let him have his fun.


@ATPG
On night 5 the following was discovered about you via investigation:

On night 6 you performed your last solo-kill attempt on Zack, since then we haven't seen you in action anymore.

Yes you have. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcKaTTFRDT4&feature=related) Trust me on that.


True, you're working for the Don's now, just like you were working with the Town once. How long are they gonna sit on this and let you grow your powerbase. Eventually, all the mades will realize you are the winning path much in the same way that the town has seemingly given up hope and most have joined your side.

Being Don is a democratic thing. If even one Made opposes my ascension to Don, then it can never happen.

As mentioned previously, I've been given more than enough to be satisfied. I have no special need to become a Don. I will vote for someone else. As such, I'm a protection/investigation/killing ally, a possible vote supporting someone for Don, and a source of very useful connections.

You want to divide me from the Made Gangsters, but you've also got to realize the grand majority found Dons and became Made through my connections and they continue to survive because I've directed kills away from them as much as possible; defied the town's wish to kill them.

There are other, more plausible ways to sow dissent.


The Mafia can't win with two or more dons, it's like Highlander, there can only be one. Attacking you has proven to be foolish as would be attacking Don's at night. But the mafia just want to live in this make-believe land of fluffy-ness (no offense fluffyone), not realizing that the darker aspects of their ranks long for the carnage.

Oh there will be a war, no doubt. There will only be one Capo di Tutti Capi. That said, every gangster feels a bit more secure that they can be that which they desire if they are guaranteed not to die from being lynched. Then it's just a matter of getting lucky at night.

As for the carnage, it is inevitable. No amount of strategic planning or loyalty can overturn the fact that most gangsters want to be Capo. There will be bloodshed. But some are wise enough to understand, having a town that can lynch them at any time after the war is over is not in their interest. So the town defenses are chipping away, a piece at a time.


ATPG called the target and you all line up like lemmings to do his bidding.

Oh? What about the town?

Hai everybody! Fyremarble is a Don, everyone vote for her!

Don't even act like you're offering something any better than what I'm offering. You'd have them vote along with you, killing gangsters, marching in unison. I know, I was there. I've been there, done that.

There is only one difference.... here, there's a chance to be Capo.

With the town, there is only the chance to hide behind doctors and pray for a miracle.


Vote Fyremarble if your town, vote anything else if your scum. Time to role claim like a champ.

Are you certain you wish to see the severity of the situation? Then again it might be helpful. It's like removing a band-aid.... better do it and get it over with.

[Sprig]

Unvote; Vote: Riedquat

the Family has spoken it seems.

[guiri]

Unofficial Vote Count
Riedquat (14): AskThePizzaGuy(3356), Cahoma(3363), HeroDiClassico(3377), Shlin28(3378), Neri(3386), Gibsonsg(3394), Chaotix(3403), Krill(3405), XehhII(3406), DaveShack(3407), GamexRule(3408), Nightbringer(3429), Fyremarble(3431), Sprig(3433)

Fyremarble (7): DeathIsYonder(3351), Riedquat(3353), GodEmperor(3354), PopulusRomanus(3375), Sturmhauke(3385), Erebus(3389), Sprig(3425-3433), Guiri(3427)

AskThePizzaGuy (2): Jarema(3362), LazyMcCrow(3367)
PeasantPhil (2): TheFluffyOne(3391-3424), Autolycus(3402), Robbiecon(3419)
Sturmhauke (2): Sigurd(3369), DoubleA(3428)

Believer (1): Edse(3347)
Jarema (1): OhTheLastDays(3372)
Erebus (1): SisterCoyote(3396)
GodEmperor (1): TheFluffyOne(3424)

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOC:

Did you do that with the vote-counting program you guys used over at Giraffe, guiri?

May we have copies of that beast? That's a handy tool, for sure.

[Believer]

Vote: ATPG

*Giggles*

[guiri]

OOC:

Did you do that with the vote-counting program you guys used over at Giraffe, guiri?

May we have copies of that beast? That's a handy tool, for sure.
/OOC No, that was a manual one, I don't know anything about Perl. I can refer you to Giraffe's thread about the script here (http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=22326) and there's a link to the script in #24.

[God Emperor]

Unvote; Vote: God Emperor

Nyah, see? Nyah!

What impudence! I shall see you horsewhipped! Unvote; Vote: Fluffy

[TheLastDays]

@O!TheLastDays
LOL

I don't think you're gonna convince anyone that I'm a don over a turn of a phrase.

If I was a don, wouldn't most of my 4 attacks (turns out one of my attacks on night 6 was a 6 man vigilante squad, and not a 4 man vig squad and a 2 man mafia team like I had originally thought) imply some sort of Luca coverage. ATPG and I have been fighting in thread this entire time. I know you feel cocky but could you pull it back a bit, you're making yourself look bad.

@ATPG
On night 5 the following was discovered about you via investigation:



On night 6 you performed your last solo-kill attempt on Zack, since then we haven't seen you in action anymore.

True, you're working for the Don's now, just like you were working with the Town once. How long are they gonna sit on this and let you grow your powerbase. Eventually, all the mades will realize you are the winning path much in the same way that the town has seemingly given up hope and most have joined your side.

The Mafia can't win with two or more dons, it's like Highlander, there can only be one. Attacking you has proven to be foolish as would be attacking Don's at night. But the mafia just want to live in this make-believe land of fluffy-ness (no offense fluffyone), not realizing that the darker aspects of their ranks long for the carnage.

Everyone else
Don't pretend like you're voting Riedquat because you think he's lawyer or scum.

ATPG called the target and you all line up like lemmings to do his bidding. No need to wear a mask, you've one already right? Embrace your scumminess. Stop putting forth this farce of seeming democracy. Wear your colors proudly.


Vote Fyremarble if your town, vote anything else if your scum. Time to role claim like a champ.

That's a real good one.

1) I haven't even claimed you're a don, I have "voiced" my confusion with the phrase you used. I only use "fellow" for other members of groups I am a part of, maybe it's because english isn't my first language though.

2) You set the town target? And everyone who doesn't follow along is simply scum, whoever else they vote? How come? And just a moment ago you have called the scumbags to vote fyremarble? So who is town now? The ones that vote him or the ones that don't? You're making no sense at all.

[Diamondeye]

Unvote; Vote: God Emperor

Nyah, see? Nyah!

It's called Nyan (http://nyan.cat/) and you know it.

Vote: Riedquat.

Now, Chaotix and company, throwing silly gestures at each other is all good and stuff, but can we stop this ridiculous farce soon? It's tiring.

Also, was I the only awoken by some sort of explosion noises? Dreadfully annoying.

[Andres]

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Join "The Island", my latest large mafia game!

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[Death is yonder]

To set the record straight: That's Donna Stracchi, not Don Stracchi. Fatlington belongs to the five families, as you've already seen. Pizzaguy has been delivering me fresh corpses almost every night, in 30 minutes or less. And they're always steaming hot. Turn against the mafia, and you'll be one of 'em. On the other hand, if you swear an oath of loyalty to the family, you'll have it better than you've ever had it.(by the way, I am really enjoying this game. Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome!)

Vote:Riedquat

Well my dear donna, its most refreshing to hear your confession ~:wave:

If only the other scumbags could likewise come out of the closet and stop try to hide behind thin sheets of rice paper when its raining :smoking:

[Winston Hughes]

Vote: Riedquat

[The Stranger]

vote:fyremarble

[The Stranger]

-_-

vote:fyremarble

[Riedquat]

Vote: Riedquat

You too? :no:

How sad...

[johnhughthom]

Et tu, Winston?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Requested music from Jar... rem.... Jeremy? Jarrem-y?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVz3jdoe6ko

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/johnhughthom/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-come-back.gif


It goes very well with the ponies, btw.

Now, Sturmhauke, if you don't send issaikhaan a memorable way to kill Riedquat [preferably, misspelling his name until his head explodes] then I am afraid the next kill you write will be your own.

Entertain the masses or die. :whip:

[Riedquat]

Now, Sturmhauke, if you don't send issaikhaan a memorable way to kill Riedquat [preferably, misspelling his name until his head explodes] then I am afraid the next kill you write will be your own.

Entertain the masses or die. :whip:

:laugh4: Why are you making him waste his time, we both know there won't be any lynching... of me at least...

Your best chance of getting me lynched was when Captain Blackadder accused me (...or Redquiet?) of being your lawyer, that took me off guard and obviously I wasn't using my ability on myself at the time...

[Askthepizzaguy]

:laugh4: Why are you making him waste his time, we both know there won't be any lynching... of me at least...

Your best chance of getting me lynched was when Captain Blackadder accused me (...or Redquiet?) of being your lawyer, that took me off guard and obviously I wasn't using my ability on myself at the time...

*feels Riedquat's forehead*

You poor man. You've finally gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

I recommend a nice relaxing sit in the comfy chair, followed by being poked with the soft cushions, while you watch your favorite episode of "I love lucy". Then, someone sneaks up behind you and induces coma with a very large mallet. It will cure you of all your ills. Trust me, I'm a doctor.... sort of. I saw one of those medical dramas on TV once, with the sound off, I think I've got the general idea.

[thefluffyone93]

It's called Nyan (http://nyan.cat/) and you know it.

Vote: Riedquat.

Now, Chaotix and company, throwing silly gestures at each other is all good and stuff, but can we stop this ridiculous farce soon? It's tiring.

Also, was I the only awoken by some sort of explosion noises? Dreadfully annoying.

NOPE.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI9PbtiVXvY&feature=related

[scottishranger]

Besides being who ATPG ordered to kill, why are we lynching riedquat? im confuzled

[Cahoma]

Besides being who ATPG ordered to kill, why are we lynching riedquat? im confuzled
We're mafia. Do we need a reason to kill people?

[Riedquat]

He is stuck on the lie of me being Atpg's lawyer ;)

[Cahoma]

Which doesn't really make any sense... Why would we kill the pro-mafia lawyer?

[Choxorn]

:laugh4: Why are you making him waste his time, we both know there won't be any lynching... of me at least...

Your best chance of getting me lynched was when Captain Blackadder accused me (...or Redquiet?) of being your lawyer, that took me off guard and obviously I wasn't using my ability on myself at the time...

So, you have some kid of ability that can be used on yourself and has to do with lynches?

Cause that's what it sounds like you just said.

[Ishmael]

Which doesn't really make any sense... Why would we kill the pro-mafia lawyer?

*psst, Cahoma! You're meant to pretend that you're a townie still!*

[scottishranger]

He is stuck on the lie of me being Atpg's lawyer ;)
so you are someones lawyer?

[Cahoma]

*psst, Cahoma! You're meant to pretend that you're a townie still!*
Oh yeah, uhh... sup guise, i think we should lynch atpg because he's mafia

WHO'S WITH ME!?

[Ironside]

Vote: Abstain

Day phases seems to have pretty much ended up in a charade. :no:

[Kennigit]

vote: riedquat

[scottishranger]

Vote abstain I feel like something is fishy here

[Craterus]

vote: Abstain

[TheLastDays]

Vote: Abstain

Day phases seems to have pretty much ended up in a charade. :no:

I really don't see how you reach that conclusion. :rolleyes:

[classical_hero]

This is for a certain someone. :grin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA7qt09kQk4

[Beskar]

Vote: Riedquat

Ever since TheFlax got rid of his Indian Goddess avatar, I have been lonely, I require a replacement.

[Askthepizzaguy]

N10 suggestions are out.

When you promote, you don't need me anymore. Regardless of your alignment I hope I've been of help. The time for training wheels is over.

Your hate has made you powerful. Now strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.

[Montmorency]

Impossible.

[Subotan]

Welcome to the endgame, ladies and gentlemen.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Impossible.

I'm defenseless and unarmed. :mellow:

[classical_hero]

It is often those who aren't armed are the most dangerous ones, since an idea is more powerful.

[Riedquat]

It is so nice to wake up and discover I'm still alive...

[Askthepizzaguy]

It is so nice to wake up and discover I'm still alive...

Just in time to be dragged to your inevitable death?

[Riedquat]

Just in time to be dragged to your inevitable death?

Death is only the beginning...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Death is only the beginning...

I've noticed several "active" players who are dead.

Are we hinting something? Because I'll send a few Mades after dead people just to be darned certain. I did play Shadow Fort, you know. I was the vampire. I'll do it, man, don't even think I won't.

*the paranoia has begun.....*

[thefluffyone93]

I've noticed several "active" players who are dead.

Are we hinting something? Because I'll send a few Mades after dead people just to be darned certain. I did play Shadow Fort, you know. I was the vampire. I'll do it, man, don't even think I won't.

*the paranoia has begun.....*

Have they been taxidermized by chuck testa?

NOPE?

Oh well....

[Riedquat]

I've noticed several "active" players who are dead.

Are we hinting something? Because I'll send a few Mades after dead people just to be darned certain. I did play Shadow Fort, you know. I was the vampire. I'll do it, man, don't even think I won't.

*the paranoia has begun.....*

Oh... I remember Shadow Fort, I enjoyed it very much from the shadows... But you'll never know... perhaps desecrating our bodies is exactly what Satanists wants...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I have to say, this game turned real boring real fast.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137240-The-Island

Go join the island, Andres's new game!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I have to say, this game turned real boring real fast.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137240-The-Island

Go join the island, Andres's new game!

[classical_hero]

So boring you had to double post. :tongue:

I am not finding it boring.

[Renata]

I'm going to be away until Wednesday, no internet. So please not to be killing me before I get back. I would cry.

[johnhughthom]

So would I.

Zombie tears, you don't want to see those.

[Diamondeye]

I'm going to be away until Wednesday, no internet. So please not to be killing me before I get back. I would cry.

But Kitten tears turn into Gold! Everyone knows that.

Zombie Kitten tears, however... :hide:

[Secura]

vote: abstain

[BillMc]

vote: abstain

[Xenoneb]

Who will win? Caesar will: The First Triumvirate (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=487471&page=3)

[thefluffyone93]

*Ahem*
I am officially declaring my candidacy for Director.

Now you know who to select next time.

Provided I survive long enough.

[Double A]

Everyone, regardless of your role, protect Fluffy.

[DaveShack]

Is this time valid? [xTIMER=10/20/2011 3:00 AM EDT; Day Ten Concluded][/TIMER]
If it was valid, then the votes in the last 18 hours or so were after...

[Choxorn]

The Choxorn Super PAC announces full endorsement of the Candidate "TheFluffyOne" of the Fluffy Party.

[Montmorency]

There is a story about Andocides, another
politician in another age, who was in the assembly when he spied a man
having trouble writing a name on his potshard as a vote for ostracization.
Offering out of goodwill to write it for him, he was told to write
ANDOCIDES, which he did write. But he asked the man why this name,
did he know the man, had he suffered any wrong from him. The answer: "It's just that I hear his name --- everywhere...."

Huh. That's Mafia.

Let's avoid that unpleasantness this game. :yes:

[GeneralHankerchief]

Sorry for the long delay. Tallying voting and the like now.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Please send your orders to GeneralHankerchief ONLY. Do not send them to khaan.

Now with the wisdom of years
I try to reason things out
And the only people I fear
are those who never have doubts
Save us all from arrogant men,
and all the causes they're for
I won't be righteous again
I'm not that sure anymore
Shades of grey are all that I find
when I look to the enemy line
There ain't no rainbows shining on me
Shades of grey are the colors I see
...Shades of Grey
...Billy Joel

10:12PM Monday 7 November 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey

The newly appointed Director sturmhauke entered the Convention Center with a group of Fatlington police officers carrying rifles. Murmurs rose from the gathered Committee at the sight, but sturmhauke paid them no mind. He stopped to receive a bundle of papers from one of the members, then addressed the group.

“Thank you all for electing me as your Director. Let’s get right to business, shall we?” Sturmhauke paused to look over the papers. “I see you have made your decision. Riedquat, please rise.” Riedquat stood up slowly, eyes darting around the room. “You are accused of manipulating the legal system to prevent the lawful execution of Askthepizzaguy, twice. This Committee hereby sentences you to death. Do you have any last words?”

Riedquat’s eyes widened. “What? No, I had nothing to do with that! I mean, yes, I worked with some gangsters in the past, but…”

“Enough.” Sturmhauke cut him short. “Take this man to the front of the building.” The policemen grabbed Riedquat as he tried to bolt out the door. They cuffed him and hauled him out, Riedquat protesting the entire way. Sturmhauke and the rest of the Committee followed behind.

One of the officers shoved Riedquat’s back against the wall, just outside the front doors. By now, Riedquat seemed glumly resigned to his fate, slumping a bit. The officer joined the others, who had formed a line and were checking their weapons. Sturmhauke called out the orders.

“Ready!” There was a series of clicks as the safeties were disengaged.

“Aim!” The rifles rose up, all pointed at Riedquat. He trembled. “Wait! I…”

“Fire!” The night erupted in thunder and lightning. Riedquat’s final words rattled and faded from his lips. He fell over sideways, leaving a trail of blood and chipped stone on the wall behind him.

“Somebody take him to the morgue and contact his next of kin. This session is adjourned.”


OOC

Orders for Night 10 are due no later than:


Due to a difficult weekend work-wise, I cannot promise that orders will be resolved speedily after this date. However, this is the cutoff nonetheless.

Please send your orders to GeneralHankerchief ONLY. Do not send them to khaan.

Lynch vote tally:

Riedquat: 18 (ATPG, Cahoma, hero, shlin, Neri, gibson, Chaotix, Krill, Xehh, DaveShack, Nightbringer, GamezRule, fyremarble, Sprig, Diamondeye, Winston Hughes, Kennigit, Beskar) :skull:

fyremarble: 6 (DiY, Riedquat, edse, Populus, TS, Erebus)

ATPG: 3 (Jarema, Lazy, Believer)

sturmhauke: 2 (sigurd, double a)

Peasant Phill: 2 (auto, robbie)

Jarema: 1 (TLD)

Erebus: 1 (SisterC)

God Emperor: 1 (fluffy)

Abstained: 3 (Ironside, scott, Craterus), several abstentions after the deadline.

[TheLastDays]

I'm going to be away until Wednesday, no internet. So please not to be killing me before I get back. I would cry.

*makes notes*

Also, when did this turn into an advertisment channel for other games? Whatever role you have, or however bord you are, I do find it a bit rude towards the host(s).

*off to hiding away under a rock somewhere*

[Askthepizzaguy]

Execution by rifle.

Is there a suggestion box for the Director?

[Ishmael]

I approve of the director going back to basics. Too many flashy methods of execution leads to over-exposure and diminishes their impact.

[Riedquat]

Execution by rifle.

Is there a suggestion box for the Director?

:laugh4:

Whoever made the write up, thank you! That was a good way to go for righteous man :bow:

[classical_hero]

A simple execution

[thefluffyone93]

I approve of the director going back to basics. Too many flashy methods of execution leads to over-exposure and diminishes their impact.

I promise you, if you make me director, you will be subject to the most twisted, sadistic, and undeniably hilarious deaths this mind of mine can come up with.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I promise you, if you make me director, you will be subject to the most twisted, sadistic, and undeniably hilarious deaths this mind of mine can come up with.

Now we're talkin'.

You're speaking my language, kitty-kitty. How do you do dat?!?