Approached By Too Many Women [Archive]

naut

11-08-2011, 13:46

I always get approached out in public by every woman and her dog, and it's starting to get on my nerves. I've tried everything. Making myself sweaty and stinky, but that just ends up backfiring: "Oooo, you have a great musky smell!"/"Can I bottle you?"/etc. Acting insane, backfires more: "Isn't he quirky!". Etcetera.

Please help. It's getting me down. I don't think I can take it any more.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

11-08-2011, 13:55

Is she cute?

Montmorency

11-08-2011, 13:55

Braggart.

Andres

11-08-2011, 14:07

That's exactly what happens to me when I go out walking alone with my son. Did you know all women are cross-eyed? They must be, since they all seem to be looking down while telling me how cute and beautiful I am. Or maybe they're so impressed with me that they don't dare to look straight at me?

What's worst, is how they wink and ask if I sleep at night! I try so hard not to look like a beastly machine that can go on for an entire night, but it doesn't seem to work.

Please, help me.

caravel

11-08-2011, 14:14

I had the same problem, I simply struck up the usual conversation and got the "so what do you do?" stage...

I then explained in great detail that I was a professional moderator on a computer war gaming forum and that in addition, during those quiet evenings I like modify the game graphics to my personal liking... trust me works every time. It's important to maintain a deadly serious expression throughout however - that takes some doing.

Vladimir

11-08-2011, 14:20

Cute Wolf

11-08-2011, 14:31

give em some of these, totally historical soldiers of ancient Greece! they worship Pinkie Pie!
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=189417&stc=1&d=1320753630

Montmorency

11-08-2011, 14:34

Brownps?

Cute Wolf

11-08-2011, 14:37

Brownps?

Browny Panchalkoi :grin: (now, don't give me lecture on correct ancient greek language, I know they worship pinkie pie!)

Husar

11-08-2011, 15:02

I can relate to that, so many women look at me but don't dare to say a thing because I'm obviously way above their reach...

Montmorency

11-08-2011, 15:06

For some reason, young women frequently fling their waste into my face, even as I protest that I'm not into that sort of thing. Though they seem to respond well to the groping that precedes this.

caravel

11-08-2011, 17:04

I'd say you're trying to milk a camel, but have gotten the stallions mixed up with the fillies...

A Nerd

11-08-2011, 20:56

My reflection won't stop complimenting me at every chance it gets. Should I be concerned?

Fragony

11-08-2011, 21:47

Friend of mine has same problem, it drives him nuts he hates the attention. Rediculously handsome guy he can have any woman he wants.

Veho Nex

11-08-2011, 23:22

Is he cute?

Fixed

Moros

11-08-2011, 23:35

For some reason they give me their bra's everytime I'm drunk...

Togakure

11-08-2011, 23:36

Well whatever you do, don't join a band.

Fragony

11-09-2011, 05:43

For some reason they give me their bra's everytime I'm drunk...

heh Moros has men-boobs

edit: fun flllow-up fact of that mate of mine. He swears he only slept with one woman, his gf.

We. simply. can't. believe. it.

We do though. But geez, this guy makes heterosexual men blush

Ibrahim

11-09-2011, 06:15

try ignoring them.

I do that when I'm hit on in an unwelcome manner. seems to work.

Peasant Phill

11-09-2011, 13:01

Just be practical about it, Psychonaut. Use this new and unexhaustable resource.

From experience I can say that girls make great blankets, decent chairs but poor refridgerators.

classical_hero

11-09-2011, 13:27

I am calling BS on this unless you can prove it via pictures.

naut

11-09-2011, 14:00

I am calling BS on this unless you can prove it via pictures.
Great. Now I've got men chasing after me as well.

Fragony

11-09-2011, 16:00

Great. Now I've got men chasing after me as well.

We are just hungry for the leftovers

Kagemusha

11-09-2011, 16:53

Psycho, have you considered therapy? Otherwise this might scar you for life.

Strike For The South

11-09-2011, 18:09

I have the same problem but the women who come up to me tend to be alcoholics with VD

I need a new pub

Fragony

11-09-2011, 19:05

I have the same problem but the women who come up to me tend to be alcoholics with VD

I need a new pub

Hey STrike, thought you and Louis finally flew to the moon

Where's the Frenchman :(

Strike For The South

11-09-2011, 19:15

Hey STrike, thought you and Louis finally flew to the moon

Where's the Frenchman :(

He's been martyred by the elite. The plebs called for blood and we gave it to them

A black mark on this forum

a completely inoffensive name

11-09-2011, 20:16

Delicious, delicious blood.

what psychonaut needs to do is carry around a large box of magnum condoms and whenever a girl talks to him they should "fall" out of his pocket. then he should exclaim, "oh no! my large box of magnum condums." the girls will get the hint.

oh wait, you wanted advice to get them to leave you alone.

Papewaio

11-09-2011, 20:38

Sydney does have a deficit of single hetro males to females.

You could just pretend to be on your way to Oxford street...

I of the Storm

11-09-2011, 23:31

Be kind of unclean and nerdy. You know... don't shave, wear clothes way below your age.
If that's not possible, just be plain nerdy. You know, make up something incredibly boring for your job. (TW moderator is fine, historian or geologist are guaranteed sleeping pills as well - just read up on some vulcanic minerals and imagine all the fun you can have "pondering the problems with your new research project"...)

As a rule this will not only make most of the female population leave you alone but most of the population in general. Which is intended, I assume. Gives you more time to play TW games.

Hosakawa Tito

11-10-2011, 00:11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZKEnVOuOOOE#t=23s

A one, and a two, and a three...

classical_hero

11-12-2011, 01:52

Great. Now I've got men chasing after me as well.I'm not chasing you, I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting. If you have no proof, then you've got no game.

Husar

11-12-2011, 02:12

I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting.

:inquisitive:

:creep:

Just kidding, I already know that Psycho is a handsome young man. If I weren't straight I'd love him too!

a completely inoffensive name

11-12-2011, 08:44

I'm not chasing you, I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting. If you have no proof, then you've got no game.

Internet tough guy over here.

Fragony

11-12-2011, 09:13

I'm not chasing you, I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting. If you have no proof, then you've got no game.

His face is KNOWN to us and he's quite the looker :sweetheart:

classical_hero

11-12-2011, 12:10

Well I am rather new here and I have not seen his face. :tongue:

Fragony

11-12-2011, 14:05

Well I am rather new here and I have not seen his face. :tongue:

Maybe that's for the better, he made me mildly bi-curious at least and I'm sure I am not alone

Tellos Athenaios

11-12-2011, 20:34

I always get approached out in public by every woman and her dog, and it's starting to get on my nerves.

Get a pet tiger. When the dog approaches, the tiger will defend you in the pursuit of the nice bite sized snack and promptly chase the both of them off. They will never trouble you again.

Husar

11-12-2011, 21:07

and I'm sure I am not alone

See my spoiler above! ~;)

classical_hero

11-13-2011, 09:42

https://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2286/44789thisthreadcompletet.jpg

http://209.85.12.231/2135/53/emo/worthless.gif

Fragony

11-13-2011, 09:53

Already thought about how you are going to explain to your parents that you suddenly feel different? What has been seen cannot be unseen just sayin'

classical_hero

11-13-2011, 10:02

https://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7446/cannotbeunseen0518271.jpg

Personally I don't see what the fuss is about Psycho. Yeah I found pictures of him, but I don't see why we are making such a fuss about his looks.

Fragony

11-13-2011, 10:55

I understand, I personally feel Husar is prettier as well. He has that whole German stable-boy thing going for him I agree, Psycho is a bit too metro

Rhyfelwyr

11-13-2011, 14:34

I am hotter than any of you.

Tellos Athenaios

11-13-2011, 17:58

I am hotter than any of you.

Then we have a solution to Psychonaut's problem: move to Scotland. Become a Protestant. Possibly both.

Sigurd

11-14-2011, 13:58

Start wearing a wedding ring...
That's what I do when they starts encircling me like velociraptors. I just hold out my hand and point at the gold with a(n) apologetic smile.

classical_hero

11-14-2011, 17:18

If you're really desperate to avoid female contact, just follow the advice of Homer Simpson. "If that doesn't work, then six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

naut

11-15-2011, 06:40

Then we have a solution to Psychonaut's problem: move to Scotland. Become a Protestant. Possibly both.
FINALLY! Thank you. :2thumbsup:

Fragony

11-15-2011, 09:40

But you will be ganged upon by ugly women, that are drunk. I kinda suspect you always secretly wanted to be a protestant Scotsman and were just desperate for an excuse

naut

11-15-2011, 09:56

But you will be ganged upon by ugly women, that are drunk.
Back to the drawing board. =(

Rhyfelwyr

11-15-2011, 16:27

Guys don't be like that! ~:mecry:

Ok you got me good.

So this is my advice for the OP...

1. Live in a dump where 90% of people are chavs
2. Work for minimum wage in a business that young women don't use much
3. Go to a church where 99% are old people
4. Go to a hardcore gym that women never frequent
5. Spend the rest of your time sleeping and eating
6. ???
7. Profit!

Cute Wolf

11-15-2011, 19:20

meh, looks like I'm the only one who confortable with the fact that I'm almost daily eating my lunch break with girls together lol

Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout

11-15-2011, 19:58

I see this is more like seixsim. You guys should be happy! It's not like I get girls to talk me all the time! No girl talks to me. Well apart from my family, you are extremly lucky to have this, you're throwing it away for no damn reason. It's not annyoing! Is there a problem in talking with a girl? So what? Even if she appears a bit moody or wants to talk, then talk. I wouldn't mind at all. And Subton is the feminist protector isn't he? I haven't seen his reply.

But you're just throwing it away, sorry If I appear rude, but this is not something I would never throw away. This is a golden opportunity. I can't believe you guys are just....throwing it! You're not going to get much at this rate.

A Nerd

11-15-2011, 20:55

This is all in jest Marshall! A thread just to goof around a bit, very light hearted! :)

Though on a more serious note, my girl skills and attraction techniques could use some polish as well! :O

Subotan

11-16-2011, 11:32

Feminist protector reporting in. (http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/23/MPW-11645)

I'm just sitting back and quitely enjoying this thread. I'll comment when I see the need to.

Fragony

11-16-2011, 11:58

[QUOTE=Rhyfhylwyr;2053397685]1. Live in a dump where 90% of people are chavs
2. Work for minimum wage in a business that young women don't use much
3. Go to a church where 99% are old people
4. Go to a hardcore gym that women never frequent
5. Spend the rest of your time sleeping and eating
6. Get drunk
7. Be the village idiot enpregnating smelly-Mary
8. Back to point one but with crying baby

Scotland was already mentioned, kinda overkill this. Fixed it for accuracy

Andres

11-16-2011, 13:18

Subotan is a woman???

Subotan

11-16-2011, 16:13

No. Rosie the Riveter came to mind when I was described as a "feminist protector", as I've never heard of anyone described like that ever.

Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout

11-16-2011, 16:49

No. Rosie the Riveter came to mind when I was described as a "feminist protector", as I've never heard of anyone described like that ever.

Ok, but I think you said that, oh well never mind.

Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout

11-16-2011, 16:50

This is all in jest Marshall! A thread just to goof around a bit, very light hearted! :)

Though on a more serious note, my girl skills and attraction techniques could use some polish as well! :O

Wait, you're a woman?

classical_hero

11-16-2011, 18:47

Everyone on the internet is a GIRL, aka Guy In Real Life.

And of course the children are the FBI.

A Nerd

11-16-2011, 21:38

Wait, you're a woman?

No, I just noted my lack thereof. :)

Moros

11-17-2011, 03:18

No, I just noted my lack thereof. :)
I can pretend to be a lady girl Juju. Noone will notice...

A Nerd

11-19-2011, 14:49

I can pretend to be a lady girl Juju. Noone will notice...

Well, I won't complain then. Perhaps other women will grow jealous! Sounds good!