Silly Things

[Montmorency]

After a somewhat stressful day, I got out of the metro to find that my nose was bleeding. I figured I'd just keep my chin up and quickly buy a bit of junk food before heading home.

By the time I got to the store, the blood was streaming down my face. I had to browse the aisles with a sales list held under my face.

Finally, I picked up the food and promptly got the bag smeared with blood. Reaching the cashier, he got his hands dirty and freaked out.

Doritos in one hand, a bloody sheaf of paper in the other, bloody upper lip - I must have looked like a druggie.

Unfortunately, I got some blood on my shirt.

[Arjos]

lol take care of yourself :)

[a completely inoffensive name]

You ok bro? You wanna come to my place and chill?

[Montmorency]

No no, the point is not to be silly...

[Fragony]

Go see a doctor then

[Montmorency]

This thread isn't meant to be about me, it's for such stories in general. :stare:

[A Nerd]

Bloody nose? That happens to me when I pick my nose too much. A necessary evil if you wish to breath better and remain well groomed. Save money on tissues too! :D

[Fragony]

This thread isn't meant to be about me, it's for such stories in general. :stare:

SIR YES SIR

Well I ordered a lobster last week. Never had one before and I didn't know how to eat it. I tried using a knife and I broke it. Could get some meat out with the fork. 10 minutes later lobster was everywhere. Than I saw at the table next to me how it's done. No knife and fork required.

[Tuuvi]

When I was 14 I put a $20 dollar bill in a vending machine. For a while there I felt like I was in Vegas.