i challange thee

[moonburn]

ok my 1st thread just to share one of those wierd ideas and voices in my mind

1st there´s a crazy creepy looking dude with glasses around novgorod on the eb map ? is carthage started as a rooster in the eb map ? is aygyptus a dog or an horse ? i challange anyone who as played too much and now sees things where they don´t exist to come up with the most original interpretation on what they see when they look into the map


so far for me crazy alien in skandinavia about to eat the danes creepy dude with glasses and a moustache when you conquer the region bellow the moustache
sweaboz eagle
gaulish duck
egyptian horse
parthian hippo, ant eater, shouting hippo, horse and rhino (they seem to change alot with every new province conquered or when you tilt your head a litle bit)
ponthian goblin (lesbos teeth and bizantion and bythinia eyes and pergamon nose )
kart hadast the rooster (or male chicken for those not making the conection)
sauromatae is like naked chick on her back but if they take gava maesagatae and loose uspe it´s like naked chick bent over and don´t get me started if they take the bosphorus kingdom and becomes the naked chick on the toillet
ofc it gets worse if the getai take gawjam basternoz and olbia it seems something out of an adult movie :\

i probably been playing too much but i challange thee to find things where they don´t exist (saka dragon anyone ?)

[Jormungand]

Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

.... Troll much?

:rolleyes:

[Frtigern]

I am thinking he is talking about the shape of a factions territory reflected on the map, kind of like clouds that look like things. But then he could just be on some sort of drugs.

[KyodaiSteeleye]

I vote DRUGS
:inquisitive:

[Basileus_ton_Basileon]

most likely the gaesatae/tindanotae drugs...

[Brave Brave Sir Robin]

sauromatae is like naked chick on her back but if they take gava maesagatae and loose uspe it´s like naked chick bent over and don´t get me started if they take the bosphorus kingdom and becomes the naked chick on the toillet
ofc it gets worse if the getai take gawjam basternoz and olbia it seems something out of an adult movie :\

:dizzy2:

[Maeran]

How did this get missed on the 'you know you play too much EB when...' thread?

[Nachtmeister]

I have not yet come up with new originals, but I feel I have to support Moonburn here. You're not nuts, and even if you are it doesn't matter. They just don't understand.

[Brennus]

LOL! Although I must admit I do refer to my Seleucid Empire as "The Fish" on account of it's shape.

[Andres]

:inquisitive:

~:confused:

:shrug:

:barrel:

[Moros]

:inquisitive:

~:confused:

:shrug:

:barrel:
You have a way with words, Andres. ~;)

[seleucid empire]

LOL! Although I must admit I do refer to my Seleucid Empire as "The Fish" on account of it's shape.

lol yeh i call mine the octopus and then when it gets bigger "the spider"

[moonburn]

well at least i made an impression with my 1st thread and brennus got it right same as nachmeister

in the map during the campaign a few factions as they conquer turf make new borders that seem like drawings

there´s actually a psicological test about blurs and what they seem :\ i wonder if i could pass that test

[Brave Brave Sir Robin]

I don't think you actually pass the Rorschach test. It just reveals how your mind perceives things.

[Frtigern]

Didn't think that test was pass/fail. Your choices just determine a pattern reflective of your personality.

[Nachtmeister]

Your choices just determine a pattern reflective of your personality.

Hah! Got one. Sweboz - after taking (Gawjam) Kimbroz (with the upper half obscured by fow), Silengoz, Skandzawarjoz (with most of it obscured by fow), Rugoz:
A crazed witch jumping spread-legged with a butcher's knife, cutting off her own head. :sweetheart:

[moonburn]

i found another one with fow off the egyptians seem like a fat rat (i wonder if the faction that you play influences your point of view when i was playing with the baktrians they seemed like a wildhorse now that i play as makedonia they just seem like a fat rat)