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EB rocks
03-13-2012, 06:28
the thread name says it all, personaly ill :gossip:then :medievalcheers: then :download: then :computer: then :egypt: :hmg:.
eddy_purpus
03-13-2012, 08:51
I'll be dead.
Nah I'll buy plenty of chips, plenty of food, plenty of soda, cus' Imma playin all day and night long baby. haha
rickinator9
03-13-2012, 14:15
This thread is unnecessary. You know what we will do. As for picking a faction, that becomes difficult.
Belisarius II
03-14-2012, 00:49
I'll probably just cry.
I'll get out of my hovercar, hobble into my home, pour a cup of metamucil and fire up the x86 emulator on my cranially implanted computer and play!
I_damian
03-14-2012, 02:01
If it ever really is released I'll download and install and play like hell - as Rome. I've been dying to play a TW game as Rome for ages now and as good as EB1 is the RTW engine is just completely infuriating to me. Getting to turn 50 and having to fight 6 full stacks per nation on your border every single turn just makes me want to pull out my hair.
I'll corrupt the installer, and build, w/o the team knowing and be the only person with a working copy of EB2.
teoman10
03-14-2012, 16:03
Probably fade into apathy since my life will have a gaping hole in it when there is no longer a point to checking the site 3 times a day for a realease :D
moonburn
03-14-2012, 19:20
probably i will be playing with my grandchildren (gawd i ain´t even married yet)
Basileus_ton_Basileon
03-15-2012, 03:41
I'll delete all my pornography and play EBII.
I'll delete all my pornography and play EBII.
that is a bit....extreme.
Lysimachos
03-15-2012, 05:23
I'll delete all my pornography and play EBII.
That's a contradiction: EBII is pornography.
QuintusSertorius
03-15-2012, 10:09
Finally get round to buying a new computer that can do it justice.
I'll delete all my pornography and play EBII.
You have pornography on your PC?! That's a bit pessimistic...
stratigos vasilios
03-15-2012, 14:07
Knowing the way lady luck works, I'll probably have an exam the next day...
rickinator9
03-15-2012, 14:59
You're not alone man
Basileus_ton_Basileon
03-16-2012, 07:00
That's a contradiction: EBII is pornography.
You're quite right. EBII is pornography. In fact, EBII is better than just pornography. I am very sorry for the mix-up. :bow:
You're quite right. EBII is pornography. In fact, EBII is better than just pornography. I am very sorry for the mix-up. :bow:
So you guys are into hairy chested men and all kinds of men that are in EB2...
wow this discussion is getting weird fast.
Ima buy the MTW2 expansion, that's what. At that point I'll probably be stuck with Steam though, I don't think any store has it anymore now, what are the odds they'd have it in 30 years? Hopefully that doesn't screw me up some.
I_damian
03-17-2012, 02:18
Amazon will still stock it.
Get very excited, install it and discover the Belgae did not make it as a faction, come here, rant, go into exile.
moonburn
03-17-2012, 19:45
So you guys are into hairy chested men and all kinds of men that are in EB2...
herm tux considering you drawn most of those dudes you tell us :|
Bob Doad
03-18-2012, 03:18
So you guys are into hairy chested men and all kinds of men that are in EB2...
and ur not?
herm tux considering you drawn most of those dudes you tell us :|
Touche! But I've only done that for your pleasure...
and ur not?
Welcome to the forums! ~:)
stratigos vasilios
03-18-2012, 12:48
Touche! But I've only done that for your pleasure...
Can you pleasure us with any new sneak peeks? :rolleyes:
Can you pleasure us with any new sneak peeks? :rolleyes:
Of course, a new unit in the making and this will be the concept art for it:
http://www.get-muscles-style-and-game.com/images/HairyGuy.jpg
rickinator9
03-18-2012, 14:09
Of course, a new unit on the making and this will be the concept art for it:
http://www.get-muscles-style-and-game.com/images/HairyGuy.jpg
That's going to be my favorite! The only issue with him is that he isn't black.
stratigos vasilios
03-19-2012, 04:43
Of course, a new unit in the making and this will be the concept art for it
The new Sweboz unit?...
Well not really, it will be for the officers. However due to his equipment the body hair will not be visible:
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And more:
https://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5703/17381489.jpg
https://img851.imageshack.us/img851/1313/86082949.jpg
https://img831.imageshack.us/img831/1386/56564801.jpg
https://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6034/36702394.jpg
https://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3995/10630453.jpg
https://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1213/70651799.jpg
https://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9389/93544635.jpg
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5365/39896990.jpg
https://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1774/93522627.jpg
https://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1272/39591131.jpg
Note, it's old work but considering the time past since the last preview.
stratigos vasilios
03-19-2012, 12:21
Looking really good Tux, keep up the great work!
moonburn
03-19-2012, 19:08
one of those reminded me of an old picture of mine :| ain´t gonna say wich
Basileus_ton_Basileon
03-20-2012, 04:34
Trousers. That narrows it down to anyone that's not of the Hellenes or the Rhomaioi. :clown:
Nor Arabs for that matter.
moonburn
03-20-2012, 19:13
headknots they´re clearly sweaboz or chattii or luigii everyone knows those dudes had a thing for their hairstyle
Centurion Crastinus
04-14-2012, 18:25
Rejoice and then probably sacrifice a small animal.
Spend 35 weeks downloading it. Realize my PC is not good enough to play it. Weep in agony. Sacrifice my family for money to Iesta. Buy a new computer.
Weep.
Bug fixes. 15 weeks to download.
Update. 25 weeks to download.
The internet is destroyed. Find a shady merchant that has the latest EB release.
Play. Die because of an earthquake. Remembered in the world as the guy who got crushed by his own roof because he didn't want to stop playing EB after 26 consecutive years.
~Jirisys ()
On my death bed: My great great grand son, hear my last wish, you shall download a.. and install EBII, although it is just an early beta, you shall p.. p... play a full campaign with the ro.. mani...gnnnhmf.. go... go now... be vic.. toriousssnnnghhghaa.. x_x
When EB II comes out I'll stop checking this Forum every day in hopes of the next update
Lysimachos
04-15-2012, 21:19
When EB II comes out I'll stop checking this Forum every day in hopes of the next update
But only because then you'll be checking this Forum every day in hopes of the next version. :-P
EB rocks
05-01-2012, 21:15
Also i will rob fort knox then mod EB to a cell phone version become rich and buy the world then play it for 999999999999999999999 etc. years then become the world record for longest videogame playtime in history. then realize im dreaming and that my computer ran out of space full of college documents delete them get EB then fall out of college and play my life away.:yes:
trust me better then college
moonburn
05-03-2012, 11:38
trust me work life is even worse then college enjoy your college years as better as you can being picked in college is still better then being picked on by your boss
Bob Doad
05-04-2012, 03:16
I will build a shrine to the EB creators and have their avatars tatooed on my body...too far?
I will build a shrine to the EB creators and have their avatars tatooed on my body...too far?
Woad paintings based on designs found on Ancient British coins would be better. Don't forget to bleach your hair as well! ;)
Hernan Cortles
06-24-2012, 02:33
But EB 2 must be released before 21 December of 2012
EB rocks
06-27-2012, 21:56
MAYAN sighted wait a minute didn't you try do basically destroy all of Central America YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE SPANISH CROWN!
Alexandrivs
12-12-2012, 21:15
The right answer lies here: http://youtu.be/4pXfHLUlZf4
Nothing, the world will be destroyed soon, anyway.
Leon the Batavian
12-13-2012, 17:14
@ Cybvep would be something EB II being released and the ground start shaking. Mayan Total War afterall.
What I will do when EB II comes out ? Asking which new faction will be in EB III and if they put LS into that mod. THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!
Liberator
01-19-2013, 23:38
Of course, a new unit in the making and this will be the concept art for it:
http://www.get-muscles-style-and-game.com/images/HairyGuy.jpg
Yeah, we definitely need a Wookie-Unit, with laserguns!
By the time EB 2 will come out, ppl will consider this to be ancient.
QuintusSertorius
01-19-2013, 23:59
When EB II comes out I'll stop checking this Forum every day in hopes of the next update
I stopped doing that over a year ago. Now it's maybe once a month or every other month to see if there's any meaningful progress.
Skullheadhq
01-21-2013, 20:41
Every 31th of december for four years I said to myself "EBII will come out this year" :shame:
Every 31th of december for four years I said to myself "EBII will come out this year" :shame:
I take the prophet gig isn't working out for you? :P
First thing I'll do in install M2TW and Kingdoms on my (relatively) new laptop. And probably curse myself for having not done it earlier while I tap my foot impatiently. I would do go ahead and do it if there were any mods I was interested in playing, but EB2 is really it at this point.
I_damian
01-22-2013, 23:49
I will drop literally everything in my life, go home and play for weeks. And God help anybody who tries to stop me. I don't care if I'm just staring a new job and it's my first 5 minutes there and I need to make a good impression, I'll drop everything and run home. Wife in labour with my firstborn child? Sorry love, gotta go. Beloved grandma's funeral? Nope, home I go.
And if my PC breaks and I can't afford a new one I will steal from the poor to buy one or repair it.
You'll all be dead by that time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64
You'll all be dead by that time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64
either wya, it'll come long before anyone deigns to hire me....
When EB comes out... who knows. Its been so long that I'm sort of over the whole Total War style games now. I still check this forum weekly out of habit but I don't expect anything anymore. It might be nice just to see that it has been finished finally after all this time; some little proof that it isn't vapourware.
Frtigern
01-27-2013, 12:24
If EB2 comes out I will be playing Rome 2 Total War, because we all know EB2 gots nothin' on CA's awesomeness... and I know that I'll have plenty of time to play each faction in R2TW before EB2 comes out, then wait for EB3.
Seriously I think I'll actually save a lot of money for rest of my life. Already got M2TW and expansions, and a computer to play it on. Besides that all I need is water, food and sleep. Oh and rent and utilities. Perhaps get one of those occupational specialties that allows me to play EB2 while I make money.
Centurio Nixalsverdrus
01-30-2013, 14:35
Wanted to give proof that I'm still out there.
I'm checking out EB2 not very regularly, but I see that you seem to have resolved the phalanx mode and the settlement issue. All I see looks fantastic. I've already installed Kingdoms, my PC is new... CAN'T WAIT. :yes:
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