View Full Version : Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]
Askthepizzaguy
04-24-2012, 17:58
Runs-with-premise: "You want to host this game? How..... silly of you. Now, do me a favor, and stand back to back, I only have one bullet."
*BANG*
Nightbringer and Populus Romanus are dead.
This is reportedly How it happened.
A more accurate report will come later, when we send actual investigative reporters to the scene.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [26/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [7/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
BEGIN DAY THREE
That must have been some ricochet or marksmanship XD
Vote: GH
But could easily change it for one of the early wagoners from last day...
LazyMcCrow
04-24-2012, 20:58
What a surprise - Andres is still alive.
Vote: Andres
Nightbringer
04-24-2012, 22:01
I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?
Ummmmm?
Also, he had good reason to want me dead. So that I would join his mime game
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
Voting is open.
Diana Abnoba
04-24-2012, 22:36
Vote: GeneralHankerchief for reasons I stated last phase (post #226). You still haven't answered my question GH, from last phase, what your "voting closed" post was all about. I think you tried to manipulate us, and the vote tally. Not very townie behavior at all.
P.S.
:laugh4: loved that post Zack, very fitting.
Vote: GeneralHankerchief for reasons I stated last phase (post #226). You still haven't answered my question GH, from last phase, what your "voting closed" post was all about. I think you tried to manipulate us, and the vote tally. Not very townie behavior at all.
P.S.
:laugh4: loved that post Zack, very fitting.
I would think it was kind of obviously a joke. You may just be getting out of touch, Diana.
Or maybe... you're making a big deal out of it because you're the mafia!
The deserved an exclamation point because I accused you of being mafia!
Vote: Diana!
What a surprise - Andres is still alive.
Vote: Andres
That is a very good point. If I was the mafia, I would have killed both Andres and Chaotix, asap. Then I would have targeted all the other moderators! Then people would go "Tiaexz must be innocent, all the staff are dying!" then I would go "Mwahahaha I will win!" then I will successfully get johnhughthom lynched, who would be my sole doubter, and win the game. Not only would I get johnhughthom lynched, I would convince him he was infact the mafia all along then he would vote himself to be lynched on top!
Populus Romanus
04-25-2012, 02:14
Nooo, Im dead.
Diana Abnoba
04-25-2012, 03:57
I would think it was kind of obviously a joke. You may just be getting out of touch, Diana.
Or maybe... you're making a big deal out of it because you're the mafia!
The deserved an exclamation point because I accused you of being mafia!
Vote: Diana!
Why thanks Chaotix, this may explain why GH posted the "voting closed" post, he was trying to manipulate the vote to protect or bus you, his mafia partner. As you were tied for 1st with Seon at the time. :inquisitive: Then you come to his defense, how sweet, ~:pat: trying to get me off this idea, by accusing me. But my friend, why can't he tell me that himself, he hasn't been around for a while, this phase or the last. Is he trying to wait this out, so he doesn't have to answer for his post. :shrug: And as for it being a joke, I don't see it, it came out of left field, no other explanation, no one ask when the phase was ending in previous post... no I feel that you and GH are mafia, simple as that.
Nightbringer
04-25-2012, 04:57
I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?
no one commenting on this?
Somebody kill Andres, Chaotix, Diana and Zack. Then see where we are at.
SalmonSoil
04-25-2012, 05:01
vote: GeneralHankercheif
If it was a joke then he will tell us.
Tell us or die.
Double A
04-25-2012, 05:31
Like I said yesterday, I agree with Diana. Chaotix needs a good cannon-into-the-sun-ing as well.
vote: GH
Is this a lynch the people who make jokes games?
Double A
04-25-2012, 06:04
Yes. I'd be voting for Pizza if he wasn't already dead. Stop being so danged funny, confound it!
Diana Abnoba
04-25-2012, 06:26
Is this a lynch the people who make jokes games?
No, I love jokes. But it is a lynch the people who step in it, and get caught doing it game. :yes:
Diana Abnoba
04-25-2012, 06:40
I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?
no one commenting on this?
Don't worry Nightbringer, I've made a note of this, we will get to him soon.
atheotes
04-25-2012, 07:01
The case against GH doesnt hold for me. his post was perhaps misleading but too risky to do that as mafia.
due to the absence of anything better - Vote: Jarema
rickinator9
04-25-2012, 08:24
I can't choose: vote: Jarema
I can't actually recall if I've voted this round and I'm too lazy to check, so just in case:
unvote, vote: Diana Abnoba
You seem awfully hung up on posts that are clearly not meant to be taken seriously. Especially in General Hankerchief's case, seeing as a mafioso trying to save his partner by pretending the vote was closed would be not only incriminating himself, but his buddy too, and I can't see GH risking that.
vote: Chaotix. There are already enough votes on GH at the moment. We need some pressure on Chaotix too.
Kagemusha
04-25-2012, 13:51
Vote: Salmonsoil I think he is mafia. He is doing just enough to not to get noticed, while doing enough not to be counted as lurker. The case against GH is absurd. There is no way he would give himself out so easily as mafia.
What a surprise - Andres is still alive.
Vote: Andres
What did I ever do to you to deserve this :bigcry:
LazyMcCrow
04-25-2012, 14:17
What did I ever do to you to deserve this :bigcry:
To me? Nothing personally as yet, but you continue to incriminate yourself with the tongue-in-cheek, devil-may-care attitude of a scum who is thoroughly enjoying himself.
The bandwagon on GH makes little sense to me. He made one joke type post and now people are going crazy over it.
seireikhaan
04-25-2012, 19:57
Vote: Diana
For voting for GH.
To me? Nothing personally as yet, but you continue to incriminate yourself with the tongue-in-cheek, devil-may-care attitude of a scum who is thoroughly enjoying himself.
:inquisitive:
Vote : 'khaan
For voting for Diana for voting GH.
Originally Posted by Jarema
I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?
Ummmmm?
Also, he had good reason to want me dead. So that I would join his mime game
I was joking.
And I was joking about you :yes:
Vote: Zaccino
seireikhaan
04-26-2012, 01:13
Vote : 'khaan
For voting for Diana for voting GH.
FoS: Andres for voting for me for voting for Diana for voting for GH.
CountArach
04-26-2012, 04:34
no one commenting on this?
Vote: Nightbringer
Clearly a joke.
I would do it myself, but he is dead...
Askthepizzaguy
04-26-2012, 06:57
Round ends at 1:00 PM whether I'm here or not. All votes final before that time.
Nightbringer
04-26-2012, 07:05
Jarema admits to wanting me dead, and tries to pass his little slip up as a joke? Hah, caught in the act scum. You aren't getting away that easy!
I 'm basically joking as well, just found it odd that no-one even reacted
CountArach
04-26-2012, 09:07
I would do it myself, but he is dead...
Urgh. True. This is what I get for a lack of time available.
Unvote; Vote: Diana
Another person who has been hung up on these 'joke' posts, which incidentally I think should be cut out because they are clearly distracting.
Another person who has been hung up on these 'joke' posts, which incidentally I think should be cut out because they are clearly distracting.
This very game is one big joke (or collection of smaller ones, depending on point of view)
Askthepizzaguy
04-26-2012, 14:18
This very game is one big joke (or collection of smaller ones, depending on point of view)
I resemble that remark!
I resemble that remark!
You're saying you look like either one very big joke or a collection of smaller ones?
Well, I can't dispute you there...
Urgh. True. This is what I get for a lack of time available.
Unvote; Vote: Diana
Another person who has been hung up on these 'joke' posts, which incidentally I think should be cut out because they are clearly distracting.
Unvote ; Vote : CountArach
Askthepizzaguy
04-27-2012, 07:59
I believe Andres' vote change was a few hours past the 48-hour deadline.
Tallying now.
CountArach
04-27-2012, 08:03
Unvote ; Vote : CountArach
Why, may I ask?
Askthepizzaguy
04-27-2012, 08:31
Tallying now.
Arjos Vote GH
Lazy Vote Andres
Zaccino Vote GH
Diana Vote GH
Chaotix Vote Diana
Salmon Vote GH
Double A Vote GH
atheotes Vote Jarema
rickinator Vote Jarema
Ishmael Vote Diana
BSmith Vote Chaotix
Kagemusha Vote SalmonSoil
Khaan Vote GH
Andres Vote Khaan
Jarema Vote Zaccino
CountArach Vote Diana
With 6 votes, GeneralHankerchief is the leader. Hail to the chief...
GeneralHankerchief
04-27-2012, 09:00
Vote: GeneralHankerchief for reasons I stated last phase (post #226). You still haven't answered my question GH, from last phase, what your "voting closed" post was all about. I think you tried to manipulate us, and the vote tally. Not very townie behavior at all.
Why thanks Chaotix, this may explain why GH posted the "voting closed" post, he was trying to manipulate the vote to protect or bus you, his mafia partner. As you were tied for 1st with Seon at the time. :inquisitive: Then you come to his defense, how sweet, ~:pat: trying to get me off this idea, by accusing me. But my friend, why can't he tell me that himself, he hasn't been around for a while, this phase or the last. Is he trying to wait this out, so he doesn't have to answer for his post. :shrug: And as for it being a joke, I don't see it, it came out of left field, no other explanation, no one ask when the phase was ending in previous post... no I feel that you and GH are mafia, simple as that.
https://i.imgur.com/xO97M.gif
GeneralHankerchief
04-27-2012, 09:03
Btw I actually don't advocate Diana's lynching, because a mafioso would actually take the time to substantiate a case that isn't one of the silliest things I've ever seen.
GeneralHankerchief
04-27-2012, 09:17
What kills me the most about all of this is that my defense for this was actually already in the thread before any of you actually voted me for it.
I originally posted "Voting closed" as a joking way to set up what I thought would be a funny in-universe defense - ATPG, the actual host, naturally ignores my "official" post, which clears me of any wrongdoing. As expected, one of you took the bait...
I object! You are participating as a player, so you cannot possibly hold any position of host-authority.
...to which I immediately responded with the infallible logic that would clear me forever:
Bam, you just proved why I'm innocent. :yes:
That was it. The joke was already over. It had - I thought - just been explained in full. Everybody could have a nice little chuckle about my cunning sense of humor and then get on with their mafia-lives.
Evidently not.
I guess I need to spell out the exact purpose of every joke post I make in the future.
Lesson learned. :flybye:
Askthepizzaguy
04-27-2012, 09:19
"I daresay that GeneralHankerchief actually wants to host this game." said Arjos.
"Really? GeneralHankerchief? That's absurd. I'm pretty sure he's never even hosted before."
"Yeah, who is that guy? Must be new around these parts."
"I think he even said something about liking vanilla."
"Vanilla? You mean those boring games that nobody likes because they're too old-fashioned and nobody knows anything?"
"Boring is right! How do you play mafia when you have no detectives telling you who is guilty?"
"Rather absurd, I'd say."
"Quite."
"I mean, it's almost like you'd have to guess or something."
"That's no fun! I'd rather be told who is guilty by the game host so I don't have to think!"
"How awful! Let's get him, whether he wants to be the game host or not! I can't stand vanilla games."
"Vanilla! Boo! Hiss!"
"Lynch him before we're forced to play without role PMs!"
"Rabble rabble rabble rabble"
*GASP*
Panting, GeneralHankerchief woke up from a horrible nightmare. A world where nobody wanted to play vanilla games anymore.
Instead, everyone still wanted to play them, whether he hosted them or not. And he was still a beloved game host... so popular that the people of the Gameroom demanded that be become the host of this Large Mafia, and even gave him shiny badges to honor his service. And so they voted him host in a landslide. They thought he was just scummy enough to host This Mafia. The good General was named Game Host on the spot.
Hail GeneralHankerchief, new host of This Mafia!
And as GeneralHankerchief began to randomize who the two scumbags were, and prepared to send out exactly two role PMs, someone sneaked up behind him and strangled him with a garrote.
Apparently he wouldn't be hosting this Mafia, due to a much more pressing engagement with the angel of Death.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [25/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [8/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
BEGIN NIGHT THREE
I'll replace if you need one.
@ GH
It's lynch people who make jokes time.
Kagemusha
04-27-2012, 13:55
This was stupid.
SalmonSoil
04-27-2012, 16:24
Do you think you're funny, funny man?
We don't like funny men around here.
robbiecon
04-27-2012, 18:03
I shall return for the next phase. Please don't replace me.
This was stupid.
Please continue posting helpful posts like this. They really contribute a lot to helping find scum and advancing the town's cause.
What kills me the most about all of this is that my defense for this was actually already in the thread before any of you actually voted me for it.
I originally posted "Voting closed" as a joking way to set up what I thought would be a funny in-universe defense - ATPG, the actual host, naturally ignores my "official" post, which clears me of any wrongdoing. As expected, one of you took the bait...
...to which I immediately responded with the infallible logic that would clear me forever:
That was it. The joke was already over. It had - I thought - just been explained in full. Everybody could have a nice little chuckle about my cunning sense of humor and then get on with their mafia-lives.
Evidently not.
I guess I need to spell out the exact purpose of every joke post I make in the future.
Lesson learned. :flybye:
Well, if it makes you feel more comfortable, I find this entire thing pretty hilarious :laugh4:
Allthough you probably didn't intend it to end like this, you reached your goal: making your audience laugh :2thumbsup:
This kind of stuff is what makes playing mafia fun.
General Handkerchief got lynched the only time I forgot to vote for him, trust that.
Kagemusha
04-28-2012, 05:41
Do you think you're funny, funny man?
We don't like funny men around here.
mafia
Askthepizzaguy
04-28-2012, 16:02
DaveShaq was the greatest B-ball player the world had ever known, so far as he was aware. Nobody could dunk on him. Nobody ever even tried. Nobody could out-dribble him. Heck, he even had a great passing game, every single ball he passed, he caught.
DaveShaq was the best. The way he dunked on that kiddie basketball hoop he had since he was seven, was awe-inspiring. He didn't even have to jump anymore, just sort of drop it in the basket. He was the Harlem Globetrotter of his own driveway. He knew the way he could spin the ball on his index finger for almost a full second would get him a college scholarship and a first-class ticket to the NBA. He'd have his pick of teams, and be the first one to win a championship for every team in every division. He would go down in history as a scholar and a gentleman, but first and foremost, a basketball God. He knew this to be true, with every fiber of his being.
He really didn't have time to host This Mafia. But, as fate would have it, he did have time to play a game of hoops.
"You got real potential, kid. How about I show you a few things about the game, maybe you could be a champion someday."
DaveShaq scoffed. "Get lost, weirdo. You couldn't possibly hope to teach me anything. I am for basketball what Chuck Norris is to everything."
The gangster persisted. "If you think you're that good, how about you challenge me to a game. Show me what you got."
DaveShaq was still unimpressed. "I think you better step off, son. You don't want none of this. What I've got is game, and what you've got is lame and shame."
The gangster wasn't deterred by his trash talk. "I've shot more people than you've shot baskets. I've buried more deadbeats than you've buried shots from half court. I've dated more models than you've fantasized about cheerleaders. I was dribbling on the court while you were still dribbling on your bib and soiling yourself. I ain't your son, and I ain't your father. But I am your worst nightmare. Now are you going to put your reputation on the line, or are you nothing more than a big mouth and a full diaper?"
DaveShaq knew it was time to go. "Do you think you can dunk on me? I will run so many circles around your old and useless body that you'll be begging for squares, and praying for triangles. Maybe even holding seances for a parallelogram."
The gangster just grinned. "You do know of course, that a square is a parallelogram."
DaveShaq just narrowed his eyes.
The gangster continued. "You see, squares are simply parallelograms with four sides of equal length and four angles of equal size, whereas rhomboids are quadrilaterals whose opposite sides are parallel and adjacent sides are unequal, and whose angles are not right angles. The term parallelogram is actually inclusive of squares and rectangles, and rhombuses or rhombi are also known as equilateral quadrilaterals which are also parallelograms. Didn't you ever study Euclidean Geometry?"
"I have a Master's degree in Euclidean Geometry. I was just testing you."
"Really? Because you sound like you don't know a square from a square root. Did you use to ride the short rhombus to school? Where did you get your degree, at clown college?"
"When I'm done shaming you on the court, you'll wish you were back in kindergarten eating paste and snorting glitter. I just want to warn you beforehand, just like in kindergarten, sometimes someone better than you will knock you to the ground and take away your ball, and this time you can't cry for the teacher to step in and rescue you. When you're on my court, I am the teacher, and you are wimpy kid who sucks his thumb and wishes it was nap time."
"Does that even make sense?"
"YOUR MOM makes sense!"
"Ok, that one made even less sense."
"YOUR MOM makes even less sense!"
"Really? My mom again?"
"Well..... your Dad makes no sense."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"I'm lost, who is even talking here. You're DaveShaq, right?"
"Yeah... I think."
"What happened? We had some heat going and it just kind of fizzled. What's with the anticlimactic trash-talking?"
"I dunno, maybe the host ran out of ideas."
"Or maybe YOUR MOM ran out of ideas."
"BURN!"
And so they settled it on the court, just as they had planned. And the gangster scored 219 points after only 10 minutes of play.
DaveShaq ran home crying, he got beat so bad.
Except he forgot where he lived, so he ran home to someone else's house, and got shot for trespassing.
Later, he would star in a video game called DaveShaq-fu, and the even worse movie, DaveSha-zaam.
BSmith bought a copy of it, and laughed himself to death because of how ridiculously awful it was.
No, I'm just kidding about that. Someone dropped a refrigerator on him... or something. It's not that important, really. Why are you still reading this?
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [23/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [10/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
BEGIN DAY FOUR
LazyMcCrow
04-28-2012, 17:36
High-larious
DaveShack
04-28-2012, 20:18
Very nice.
Vote: Issaikhaan
For one of my favourite game hosts.
Brilliant write-up ATPG!
Also, vote: Pharaoh Ramese II. Anybody home?
Actually, good idea. I do not know him, but I like him to defend a little
unvote; vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
seireikhaan
04-28-2012, 22:53
Vote: Issaikhaan
For one of my favourite game hosts.
Aww, you're a sweetie. But I'm not running things anymore, so you don't need to suck up anymore. :tongue:
Vote: Diana
Because the bandwagon yesterday was silly and I object to the principle of why it happened and therefore I am voting Diana and that's the end of it. You all should vote for Diana, too.
White_eyes:D
04-29-2012, 01:48
Diana stuck her neck out too much on the GH lynch for me to think she is mafia. Going to go with a earlier suspect. Vote:rickinator9
Vote: Diana
khaan outlined it perfectly. There's just no way she really thought GH was guilty based on that post.
Diana Abnoba
04-29-2012, 04:24
Vote: Diana
Because the bandwagon yesterday was silly and I object to the principle of why it happened and therefore I am voting Diana and that's the end of it. You all should vote for Diana, too.
Really, when you were on that bandwagon, and voted GH also. The last to vote for him on that bandwagon IIRC, and BTW, I wasn't the one that started that bandwagon to begin with. If you objected to the principle of the bandwagon so much, why my friend were you the last one on it?
Vote: issaikhaan Die scummy scum scum
CountArach
04-29-2012, 04:52
Vote: Diana
The whole GH bandwagon thing followed by a clearly defensive vote.
Aww, you're a sweetie. But I'm not running things anymore, so you don't need to suck up anymore. :tongue:
How dare you?! Insinuating I am brown-nosing, I am going to night ki-I mean, I will get my revenge!
GeneralHankerchief
04-29-2012, 05:42
Really, when you were on that bandwagon, and voted GH also. The last to vote for him on that bandwagon IIRC, and BTW, I wasn't the one that started that bandwagon to begin with. If you objected to the principle of the bandwagon so much, why my friend were you the last one on it?
Vote: issaikhaan Die scummy scum scum
I won't comment on your implication that your three choices for scum (myself, Chaotix, and khaan) linked themselves together in an extremely obvious fashion in the second and third days, and that you can find no better option to vote. Instead, I'll limit myself to pointing out that Pizza made an error in the tallying and that khaan never actually voted for me. As a matter of fact, he voted for you.
Vote: Diana
For voting for GH.
I eagerly await your new theory for why he is scum that will fit into your overall narrative now that this latest reasoning has been disproven.
Really, when you were on that bandwagon, and voted GH also. The last to vote for him on that bandwagon IIRC, and BTW, I wasn't the one that started that bandwagon to begin with. If you objected to the principle of the bandwagon so much, why my friend were you the last one on it?
Vote: issaikhaan Die scummy scum scum
Vote: Diana
The whole GH bandwagon thing followed by a clearly defensive vote.
B ut you know what? She has a good point there.
EDIT: Aahh I didnt see post right above mine...
seireikhaan
04-29-2012, 08:46
Really, when you were on that bandwagon, and voted GH also. The last to vote for him on that bandwagon IIRC, and BTW, I wasn't the one that started that bandwagon to begin with. If you objected to the principle of the bandwagon so much, why my friend were you the last one on it?
Vote: issaikhaan Die scummy scum scum
Are you kidding me? I voted for you, the same as this round, for the same reason as this round. The whole thing was really stupid. And now you're trying to pin me on that same bandwagon? I made two posts that round. One was voting for you, the other fos'ing andres. I'm not totally sure how you construed that as me voting for GH. Sounds like an awfully desperate mafia ploy to keep themself alive.
LazyMcCrow
04-29-2012, 09:47
This whole episode is an unfortunate distraction from the main event which should be the lynching of both Andres & Zaccino.
Vote: Andres
Vote: atheotes
Back to wagoners hunting...
robbiecon
04-29-2012, 13:38
Vote: rickinator9, I voted him earlier on (as did White eyes evidently).
Are you kidding me? I voted for you, the same as this round, for the same reason as this round. The whole thing was really stupid. And now you're trying to pin me on that same bandwagon? I made two posts that round. One was voting for you, the other fos'ing andres. I'm not totally sure how you construed that as me voting for GH. Sounds like an awfully desperate mafia ploy to keep themself alive.
ATPG listed you as voting for GH in the tally. No need to get so defensive.
Besides, I think calling the town "stupid" is scummier than making a questionable case on someone who might have been innocent. That's really what confuses me. How can you know it was a "stupid" lynch unless you're mafia? Last I checked, alignment isn't revealed in this game. For all we know, GH was mafia. Unlikely, but the possibility shouldn't be ruled ou simply because the case against him was deemed "stupid".
SalmonSoil
04-29-2012, 14:31
Hmmm. Now I feel bad about that lynch.
Especially because now I don't know where to throw my vote...
maybe vote: Issaikhaan, because although the bandwagon was questionable it was not questionable enough to lynch its main proponent over.
Everyone should take a closer look at CountArach.
Unvote, Vote: Seon
You weren't told?
Basically this is the reason I would argue for his lynching. There is a minute chance that it was a terrible slip-up and that is better than a random lynch IMO.
He votes for Seon for an obvious joke post, then goes on to criticize anyone who votes someone for a joke post as "stupid".
It is Org tradition to bold the name of another member, so it would get confusing without the "Vote:" part.
This bandwagon is stupid. Vote: Arjos, for this post:
Keep in mind that this post is the one that started the current bandwagon and you might care to re-evaluate whether it is worth killing Visorslash.
It was a better reason than people have for voting for Visorslash and I was fishing for a response from Arjos as much as anything. It also served to get a bit more attention that served to remind everyone why they were lynching Visor. At this point all our voting is still completely random so really there was never going to be any good reasoning behind a vote.
If I had truly wanted to vote for someone to deflect votes away from Visor or someone else I could have just voted for anyone who was bandwagoning him and that would have been valid enough. If I had wanted to keep a low profile I would have just added to the bandwagon. Of course that is WIFOM.
He keeps calling bandwagons "stupid", yet he defends his own voting by saying "At this point all our voting is still completely random so really there was never going to be any good reasoning behind a vote."
Vote: Nightbringer
Clearly a joke.
Voted for Seon making a joke. Now voting for anyone who accuses someone of joke-making.
Urgh. True. This is what I get for a lack of time available.
Unvote; Vote: Diana
Another person who has been hung up on these 'joke' posts, which incidentally I think should be cut out because they are clearly distracting.
And now he goes on to relentlessly hunt Diana for voting someone for a joke post, which CA himself has done. To make it even better, in the same sentence right here he even admits the joke posts are distracting and should be cut out. So tell me, CountArach -- if you've voted people for making obvious joke posts, and joke posts "are clearly distracting" and "should be cut out," then why are you so relentlessly voting Diana for being "hung up on these 'joke' posts"?
Unvote, Vote: CountArach
Bah, this site doesn't allow ninja edits.
Unvote, Vote: CountArach
Kagemusha also deserves a look.
Vote: Salmonsoil I think he is mafia. He is doing just enough to not to get noticed, while doing enough not to be counted as lurker. The case against GH is absurd. There is no way he would give himself out so easily as mafia.
He accuses Salmonsoil for "doing just enough to not to get noticed, while doing enough not to be counted as lurker," exactly what Kagemusha himself has been doing.
This was stupid.
He calls the bandwagon against GH "stupid" and "absurd". Personally, I would like to know which brilliant and incredibly reasonable bandwagons Kagemusha has been a part of... that's right, none, just a bunch of silly and absurd ones. And I don't like it when people call the town "stupid," it rubs me the wrong way; it does nothing to help, and it's only purpose is to tell the world "Look at me, I'm smarter than those other guys because I didn't do that stupid thing like everyone else did and everyone knows townies are smart and never do anything stupid, right?". In other words, it's a pointless post designed to make the creator look better. And no one likes making pointless posts that make themselves look better than mafia.
CountArach
04-29-2012, 15:57
He votes for Seon for an obvious joke post, then goes on to criticize anyone who votes someone for a joke post as "stupid".
His relatively late arrival in the first phase, coupled with that post made me think that he did not receive the same PM that I got reminding people that the game had started. For this reason, at the time I believed that to be less of a joke post than any of the other ones that have since been used as 'evidence' against people. The first day phase is a different situation to the second because in the first you have literally nothing to go off. From the second onwards reasoned arguments are possible. It is an inflexible player who looks at things the same way on day one as they do in all phases henceforth. Hence:
He keeps calling bandwagons "stupid", yet he defends his own voting by saying "At this point all our voting is still completely random so really there was never going to be any good reasoning behind a vote."
As for:
And now he goes on to relentlessly hunt Diana for voting someone for a joke post, which CA himself has done. To make it even better, in the same sentence right here he even admits the joke posts are distracting and should be cut out. So tell me, CountArach -- if you've voted people for making obvious joke posts, and joke posts "are clearly distracting" and "should be cut out," then why are you so relentlessly voting Diana for being "hung up on these 'joke' posts"?
Unvote, Vote: CountArach
Joke posts provide a barrier for the mafia. Townies post up jokes then the mafia can just follow the stupid bandwagons, like the one that was being followed by the majority of people on the second day, and thus hide. So joke posts are stupid and should be cut out. Does that mean that the people who post them should be lynched? No. Of course not, that would be ridiculous. Instead people should stop them of their own volition for the good of the town.
Diana Abnoba
04-29-2012, 17:48
Are you kidding me? I voted for you, the same as this round, for the same reason as this round. The whole thing was really stupid. And now you're trying to pin me on that same bandwagon? I made two posts that round. One was voting for you, the other fos'ing andres. I'm not totally sure how you construed that as me voting for GH. Sounds like an awfully desperate mafia ploy to keep themself alive.
Arjos Vote GH
Lazy Vote Andres
Zaccino Vote GH
Diana Vote GH
Chaotix Vote Diana
Salmon Vote GH
Double A Vote GH
atheotes Vote Jarema
rickinator Vote Jarema
Ishmael Vote Diana
BSmith Vote Chaotix
Kagemusha Vote SalmonSoil
Khaan Vote GH
Andres Vote Khaan
Jarema Vote Zaccino
CountArach Vote Diana
With 6 votes, GeneralHankerchief is the leader. Hail to the chief...
This is where I construed that you voted for GH. But I went back through the thread and found that you did vote for me last day phase. Sorry, my bad. Did I hit a nerve. :inquisitive: For now Unvote: Khaan
As for some saying this was a stupid bandwagon; it may end up to be (most do), but GH did alter/manipulate the round, being that his goal to do so or not. A lot of player did think the round was over. Talking/posts slowed a lot after that post, and many of the town were confused by this (also why I asked Pizza to put the end round time from now on to prevent this from happening again). That post may have stuck GH's head out more than most would if they were mafia, but as a lot of you thought it was probably a joke, it could have just gone by without another thought. A risk but it could have turned out to be a good mafia play as well. Frankly, all GH had to do was come back and address it himself, but he never did. It would have been that easy, and maybe he wouldn't have been lynched. But when he didn't and others (esp. Chaotix-being a part of that lynch phase up for lynch at the time of GH's post), this only made me question his "towniness" even more. Apparently, I wasn't the only one that thought this way, there was a bandwagon on him after all, and I wasn't the 1st to vote for him that phase. You guys may not understand my logic at times, but at least I'm trying. And as for calling town (or anyone for that matter) stupid, yeah, really not helpful at all. Maybe instead you come up with your own case and present it.
As for the joke post issue, no don't stop the joke posts, they make mafia more fun to play IMO. I like this forum and the humor and cute little digs at each other in good fun. That's why this forum is my favorite out of all the forum I'm on. Just left another forum and probably won't return, because they are way too intense and nasty to each other. But if you make joke and it may effect the round, and /or tally, maybe you clarify that it was just a joke, so the town can move on from it, and go back to scum hunting. Just a thought, less confusion for the town is bad for the mafia.
rickinator9
04-29-2012, 22:29
Vote: CountArach, let's have the greens out first
seireikhaan
04-29-2012, 22:36
This is where I construed that you voted for GH. But I went back through the thread and found that you did vote for me last day phase. Sorry, my bad. Did I hit a nerve. :inquisitive: For now Unvote: Khaan
As for some saying this was a stupid bandwagon; it may end up to be (most do), but GH did alter/manipulate the round, being that his goal to do so or not. A lot of player did think the round was over. Talking/posts slowed a lot after that post, and many of the town were confused by this (also why I asked Pizza to put the end round time from now on to prevent this from happening again). That post may have stuck GH's head out more than most would if they were mafia, but as a lot of you thought it was probably a joke, it could have just gone by without another thought. A risk but it could have turned out to be a good mafia play as well. Frankly, all GH had to do was come back and address it himself, but he never did. It would have been that easy, and maybe he wouldn't have been lynched. But when he didn't and others (esp. Chaotix-being a part of that lynch phase up for lynch at the time of GH's post), this only made me question his "towniness" even more. Apparently, I wasn't the only one that thought this way, there was a bandwagon on him after all, and I wasn't the 1st to vote for him that phase. You guys may not understand my logic at times, but at least I'm trying. And as for calling town (or anyone for that matter) stupid, yeah, really not helpful at all. Maybe instead you come up with your own case and present it.
As for the joke post issue, no don't stop the joke posts, they make mafia more fun to play IMO. I like this forum and the humor and cute little digs at each other in good fun. That's why this forum is my favorite out of all the forum I'm on. Just left another forum and probably won't return, because they are way too intense and nasty to each other. But if you make joke and it may effect the round, and /or tally, maybe you clarify that it was just a joke, so the town can move on from it, and go back to scum hunting. Just a thought, less confusion for the town is bad for the mafia.
That would never, *ever* be a good mafia ploy in such an early round. GH is not a bad mafioso. What nefarious purpose would be behind it? Saving a partner? Any mafia trying to actually manipulate a day 1 tally deserves the utter roflstompming they'd get. That's what's on my nerves, that people actually think the mafia are devising, legally questionable tactics to save each other on DAY ONE. I can't stress just how utterly... ineffectual and poorly thought out such a strategy would be. That anyone thinks GH, of all people, would resort to it on day one is baffling. Originally, I was going to harp on this until everyone relented on it and admitted it was/obviously should have been a terrible bandwagon and then go actual mafia-hunting. But now I'm starting to think you actually *might* be mafia. So I'm going to stick to my guns until you're lynched.
Vote: CountArach, let's have the greens out first
Does your vote have any other basis than that?
White_eyes:D
04-30-2012, 03:36
rickinator9 is either a cleverly "hidden in plain sight by jumping on the random bandwagon" scum or the ever-increasing in popularity "What the :daisy: is going on?" townie.
Either way I want to lynch him.:mean:
rickinator9
04-30-2012, 03:41
Does your vote have any other basis than that?
Well, hey, at least they are the most experienced hosters
Diana Abnoba
04-30-2012, 05:24
Tally: as of post # 337
Diana 3: issaikhaan, Chaotix, CountArach
CountArach 2: Zaccino, rickinator9
issaikhaan 2: Tiaexz, SalmonSoil
Pharaoh Ramese II 2: Ishmael, Jarema
rickinator9 2: White_eyes:D, Robbiecon
Andres 1: LazyMcCrow
Atheotes 1: Arjos
Not voting as of yet 9: Andres, Atheotes, Captain Blackadder, Csargo, Double A, Greyblades, Kagemusha, Pharaoh Ramese II, Riedquat
I have no other choice but to Vote: CountArach, he is the only one with 2 votes that I would pick right now, that may be mafia. And of course for self preservation.
Well, hey, at least they are the most experienced hosters
Vote:rickinator9 The best choice imho.
Kagemusha
04-30-2012, 12:14
Vote: Salmonsoil. I still believe that he is mafia. Why i think so? Because of things earlier mentioned and because of the post of his, i replied with simple: mafia. Reason for that being that when ever someone starts associating himself as part of larger group, aka "we" as town, my alarm bells start ringing.
Zaccino , I called the bandwagon against GH as stupid since from experience with GH, he does not do such stunts as mafia. I am sorry if i hurt your feelings somehow, but my reasoning behind the post was not to put myself somehow above the town, but simply state my opinion about the bandwagon, which i heavily disagree with.
LazyMcCrow
04-30-2012, 12:18
Vote: Salmonsoil. I still believe that he is mafia. Why i think so? Because of things earlier mentioned and because of the post of his, i replied with simple: mafia. Reason for that being that when ever someone starts associating himself as part of larger group, aka "we" as town, my alarm bells start ringing.
Zaccino , I called the bandwagon against GH as stupid since from experience with GH, he does not do such stunts as mafia. I am sorry if i hurt your feelings somehow, but my reasoning behind the post was not to put myself somehow above the town, but simply state my opinion about the bandwagon, which i heavily disagree with.
Meh - I think Zaccino is just pretending to take it to heart because he is mafia.
Askthepizzaguy
04-30-2012, 18:59
This is the tally I have....
Jarema vote: SalmonSoil
Tiaexz Vote: Issaikhaan
Ishmael vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
Jarema unvote; vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
Issaikhaan Vote: Diana
W_E Vote:rickinator9
Zaccino Vote: Kagemusha
Chaotix Vote: Diana
Diana Vote: issaikhaan
CountArach Vote: Diana
Lazy Vote: Andres
Arjos Vote: atheotes
robbiecon Vote: rickinator9
SalmonSoil vote: Issaikhaan
Zaccino Unvote, Vote: CountArach
Diana unvote Khaan
Rickinator Vote CountArach
Diana Vote CountArach
Csargo vote Rickinator
Kagemusha vote SalmonSoil
Issaikhaan- 2
Pharaoh- 2
Diana- 3
Rickinator- 3
Andres- 1
atheoes- 1
CountArach- 3
SalmonSoil- 1
Anyone disagree with this tally?
Soooooo we have a three-way tie for first place. I double-checked my own rules, and I didn't mention any tiebreaker rule.
Which means we're going to have a little bit of fun! I have to decide a tiebreaker impartially :sneaky: on the spot.
A three-way tiebreaker, what fun. So here are the rules.
It's Rock Paper Scissors Melee!
You are each to send me in 10 shoots. You will collect 1 point for every shoot you win. Whoever has the most points at the end of all the shoots wins, and will not be lynched, and the other two will be lynched.
Example:
Player A- Rock
Player B- Paper
Player C- Scissors
Everyone is awarded one point.
Player A- Rock
Player B- Rock
Player C- Rock
No one is awarded points.
Player A- Rock
Player B- Paper
Player C- Paper
Player B and C are awarded one point.
Player A- Scissors
Player B- Paper
Player C- Paper
Player A is awarded two points.
But I'm throwing in an evil twist.
if there is a tie for most points at the end, whoever is tied for first place will die instead of the second-place finisher. :sneaky:
And if there is a three-way tie remaining at the end......
YOU ALL WILL DIE!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA
This way there is guaranteed carnage. Happy duelling!
Askthepizzaguy
04-30-2012, 19:01
Also, you have 24 hours to send in your shoots. If you fail, you die automatically.
Montmorency
04-30-2012, 19:33
Why don't I, as an impartial outsider, make the call?
:wiseguy:
Meh - I think Zaccino is just pretending to take it to heart because he is mafia.
You keep saying I'm mafia, yet you have made no vote, nor made any case against me. Zaccino amused.
Seriously, we should use this tie-breaker method all the time.
rickinator9
05-01-2012, 01:53
Why would anyone vote nice little rickinator9. It isn't like I'm backstabbing you or something...
Greyblades
05-01-2012, 02:04
This is the tally I have....
Jarema vote: SalmonSoil
Tiaexz Vote: Issaikhaan
Ishmael vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
Jarema unvote; vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
Issaikhaan Vote: Diana
W_E Vote:rickinator9
Zaccino Vote: Kagemusha
Chaotix Vote: Diana
Diana Vote: issaikhaan
CountArach Vote: Diana
Lazy Vote: Andres
Arjos Vote: atheotes
robbiecon Vote: rickinator9
SalmonSoil vote: Issaikhaan
Zaccino Unvote, Vote: CountArach
Diana unvote Khaan
Rickinator Vote CountArach
Diana Vote CountArach
Csargo vote Rickinator
Kagemusha vote SalmonSoil
Issaikhaan- 2
Pharaoh- 2
Diana- 3
Rickinator- 3
Andres- 1
atheoes- 1
CountArach- 3
SalmonSoil- 1
Anyone disagree with this tally?
Soooooo we have a three-way tie for first place. I double-checked my own rules, and I didn't mention any tiebreaker rule.
Which means we're going to have a little bit of fun! I have to decide a tiebreaker impartially :sneaky: on the spot.
A three-way tiebreaker, what fun. So here are the rules.
It's Rock Paper Scissors Melee!
You are each to send me in 10 shoots. You will collect 1 point for every shoot you win. Whoever has the most points at the end of all the shoots wins, and will not be lynched, and the other two will be lynched.
Example:
Player A- Rock
Player B- Paper
Player C- Scissors
Everyone is awarded one point.
Player A- Rock
Player B- Rock
Player C- Rock
No one is awarded points.
Player A- Rock
Player B- Paper
Player C- Paper
Player B and C are awarded one point.
Player A- Scissors
Player B- Paper
Player C- Paper
Player A is awarded two points.
But I'm throwing in an evil twist.
if there is a tie for most points at the end, whoever is tied for first place will die instead of the second-place finisher. :sneaky:
And if there is a three-way tie remaining at the end......
YOU ALL WILL DIE!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA
This way there is guaranteed carnage. Happy duelling!
Or I could notice that you haven't said voting closed and have a bit of fun with this by vote:Issaikhaan
Or I could notice that you haven't said voting closed and have a bit of fun with this by vote:Issaikhaan
Silly Greyblades. GH already said the voting was closed, see:
Voting closed.
So you don't have to worry about that.
Greyblades
05-01-2012, 02:20
Bah, I never have any fun.
CountArach
05-01-2012, 08:52
Vote: CountArach, let's have the greens out first
Oh wow... if I die because of this...
Oh wow... if I die because of this...
Hint: choose all rock. Good ol' rock, never fails :yes:.
Askthepizzaguy
05-01-2012, 10:03
Poor Bart. Always chooses rock.
what if I vote: everybody?
rickinator9
05-01-2012, 12:17
what if I vote: everybody?
We don't have someone called everybody in this game.
and peverbody stopped posting.
just I want to mention, that sometimes silence is good
Askthepizzaguy
05-02-2012, 11:44
"Hey! I think Diana Abnoba is just trying to get her rivals out of the way. She wants to host her very first game!"
"Naw, it's clearly CountArach. He's being green.... green with envy. He's gotta be the one who wants to host."
"I say it's obviously Rickinator9. He's probably just an alt account for Silver Rusher or some other legendary character, come back to host for us!"
"I say you're all crazy, and I will solve your deadlock for you!" said another voice.
Why, it was Askthepizzaguy, recently re-deadified formerly undead soon-to-be dead-again creature.... from beyond the moons.
Also, some kind of ninja pirate jester.
Alien zombie pirate ninja jesters. What a fricking awesome game that would be. Seriously you guys. You have no idea.
And there will be bikini-clad women for no apparent reason. Trust me, it's that epic.
"Askthepizzaguy? Aren't you supposed to be dead??" said some nonessential character I created just so someone in the crowd could say this line.
"It's a medical condition, it comes and it goes with surprising ease. Also, I'm not much for continuity." said Askthepizzaguy, who was inexplicably wearing a sombrero.
Illegal alien zombie pirate ninja jesters...
- "Get on with it, you're obviously back because you have exposition that must be expositor-ied, zombie man! Don't keep us in suspense!" said Man obviously wanting to get on with game.
They're green, but have no green cards!
"Yes, yes I do. Lots of cheesy exposition." said Askthepizzaguy.
And the scurvy, how it ales them.
- "Deliciously cheesy?" said random extra with only one line.
Get it? 'Ales' them? Because they're pirates!
"Only the best for you guys. I'm rotting on the outside, but on the inside, I've got a bloated, half-decomposed heart of an artist. And that is why I am about to make art for you, right here, right now.... and I'm willing to sacrifice these lives in the name of art. They die, so that you can be entertained. And AWESTRUCK."
- "Should I get my popcorn ready?" said Really talented undiscovered actor playing bit part hoping to be recognized for a better role in a better mafia game.
Askthepizzaguy grinned awfully. "As that Alaskan lady would say, YOU BETCHA! Now, let's cut right to the good stuff. Andres, a little mood, please."
Suddenly the sky went black, and the atmosphere roared with wind and lightning. The ground turned to dust, which soon became mud and gravel. The noncombatants stood around the others in a circle, suddenly dressed as cloaked druids.
On the ground, there was a blood red circle, strewn with bones and teeth and all manner of what appeared to be human remains. The circle was chanting for violent, sadistic death.
In the center of the circle stood CountArach, Diana Abnoba, and Rickinator9.
Wearing green, and looking an awful lot like the Incredible Hulk, CountArach stood towering over the others, with a look of pure hatred on his twisted face. And somehow, for the purposes of this writeup, he was also a vampire.
Rickinator9 looked like an unassuming, mild-mannered newbie. How little did they know. THE FOOLS!
And Diana Abnoba, rain washing over her illustrious body, stunningly stood out among all the others, a glowing beacon of ferocity, cunning, feminine wiles, and pure unadulterated violence. Somehow, even with the wind and the rain, her hair looked absolutely perfect. Now that's impressive.
Askthepizzaguy, the alien ninja pirate zombie ghost without a sombrero, stood before the chanting crowd, in long, flowing robes that looked absolutely Emp'rah on him. Oh, the glowing amber eyes, and the rotting face... Positively demonic! You can just imagine this guy frying everyone with lightning for no apparent reason. He's just that kind of dude.
"Victims of mob justice:
It is that progressive and liberal concept of a FREE DEMOCRATIC VOTE that has sentenced you to your barbaric and overly-dramatic deaths!
If you wish to grovel for your lives, the great PIZZA LORD will now listen to your pleas. As you waste the final moments of your lives vainly begging for mercy, the circle of DARK DRUIDS around you demand to be entertained, and are now chanting for your blood. They will consume the flesh of the fallen who came before you, as they watch you slay one another for their sick amusement.
If you have any last words, speak them with your weaponry. SLAY THE OTHERS, in spectacular fashion, and you *might* be allowed to live.
Fail, and you will certainly die here, and become snack food for evil cannibal druids, and how they love the taste of your crunchy, crunchy, crunchy bones.
..........The choice is yours, better get on with it, time's wastin'. I haven't got all day."
CountArach: HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH!!!!
Diana Abnoba and Rickinator9 look at one another, and then charge at CountArach together. Rickinator9 drop-kicks CountArach in the chest, while Diana Abnoba produces a bow and arrow, and fires it at the incredible hulk.
CountArach: "You shouldn't done that! You make Arach angry! You won't like Arach when he angry!"
CountArach explodes out of his green clothes, and starts to hulk out. He grabs Diana Abnoba and Rickinator9 by the necks and smashes them together.
CountArach: "HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH!"
Diana Abnoba gets up, and tries to fire another arrow at CountArach. This time, Rickinator9 punches Diana in the back of the head, and sends her stumbling toward Arach, who picks up a giant rock and smashes her with it.
The fight becomes a vulgar brawl, and the three of them tackle one another and began landing blow after blow. So far, CountArach has the upper hand, and the upper body strength, to hold the other two down and land the most hits.
Eventually, Rickinator9 ends up at the bottom of the pile, with CountArach sitting on his chest, smashing him in the face, and Diana Abnoba cutting at his legs with her hunting knife. But they soon find out that Rickinator9 is not.... quite... human....
:robot:
Rickinator9 becomes The Rickinator!
Diana Abnoba: "He's not just a mafia player.... he's a Transformer!" :shocked:
Rickinator9 starts firing laser beams out of his eye sockets, stunning The Incredible Arach. Diana Abnoba barely avoids being crushed by his lumbering frame, as she fires another arrow directly into the CPU of the nefarious robot warrior.
Rickinator: "DESTROY... DESTROY..."
Diana Abnoba shoots another arrow, hitting CountArach in the face, while Rickinator transforms even further, with protruding sawblades and laser blasters and hammers and all sorts of other.... robot-y.... things.
Rickinator: "YOU ARE AN ENEMY... ALL ENEMIES MUST BE RICKINATED."
Diana Abnoba: "Hey Rickinator. You're about to be Arachrolled!"
Using her Pendant of Memories, Diana Abnoba summoned the Master Sword from an entirely different mafia game, and stabbed CountArach in the chest.
CountArach: "HULK SMASH?"
CountArach stumbled backwards, and landed on top of the clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk that was the Rickinator.
Rickinator: "I MUST BE COMPLETE-"
*KABOOOOOOOM*
The Rickinator exploded, showering Diana Abnoba and CountArach with molten shards and assorted shrapnel.
CountArach vowed revenge, lifting the heaviest rock that he could find over his green head.
CountArach: "ARACH SMASH! ARACH SMASH!"
Diana Abnoba shrieked, and decided it was time to fly the coop.
"Fly my little blue cucco.... fly fly away, before it is too late!"
But this was no ordinary cucco. No, this was a Legend of Zelda cucco. Which, as you're all aware, are easily angered, totally indestructible, incredibly violent, and are known to swarm like locusts.
The Blue Cucco started clucking madly, and an entire swarm of Blue Cuccos came flying in from the side of the screen, and they all started dive-bombing CountArach, which didn't really hurt the massive green giant, so much as tickle him.
CountArach: "NO TICKLE ARACH. BAD CHICKEN!"
But it was too late. The swarm blinded and distracted the green giant, just as Diana Abnoba took out a Megaton Hammer from her inventory screen.
Diana Abnoba: "Anju smash." :mellow:
And the great green vampire hulk thingy known as CountArach was dead, slain by a thrown megaton hammer to the face, which caused him to drop his gigantic rock on top of himself.
Poor Arach. Always chooses rock.
"Well, that was at least mildly amusing. Kthanxbye." Suddenly, Askthepizzaguy vanished, along with his incredibly handsome sombrero. And so too did the gloomy rainy circle of death vanish.
You know... I thought we were just going to get together and have a simple little vanilla mafia game. But noooooo.... You kids and your fancy narrative bells-and-whistles. In my day, people got "shot" and we liked it.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [21/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [12/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
BEGIN NIGHT FOUR
Askthepizzaguy
05-02-2012, 11:48
Actual results:
rickinator9
1 Paper
2 Scissors
3 Rock
4 Rock
5 Scissors
6 Paper
7 Paper
8 Rock
9 Scissors
10 Paper
TOTAL: 5 pointsCountArach
1 Rock
2 Rock
3 Rock
4 Rock
5 Rock
6 Rock
7 Rock
8 Rock
9 Rock
10 Rock
TOTAL: 7 pointsDiana Abnoba
1 Paper
2 Scissors
3 Scissors
4 Rock
5 Rock
6 Scissors
7 Paper
8 Paper
9 Rock
10 Scissors
TOTAL: 8 points
:laugh4:
You know... I thought we were just going to get together and have a simple little vanilla mafia game. But noooooo.... You kids and your fancy narrative bells-and-whistles. In my day, people got "shot" and we liked it.
Come on ATPG, you're not fooling anybody.
Hurray! Town has won :cheerleader:
Askthepizzaguy
05-02-2012, 12:39
I think I need Beskar to deliver to me a picture of my Palpatine avatar wearing a sombrero. I need to see this.
Diana Abnoba
05-02-2012, 18:49
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Pizza that was funny as ****, awesome write up. :2thumbsup:
" I won, really I won, I've never won anything like this before." *Diana was handed the gold statue, and she made her way towards the podium* "I would like to thank the Academy...and last but not least, the players who voted for me. Because without your votes this couldn't have been possible." :bow::laugh4:
White_eyes:D
05-03-2012, 03:00
CountArach just used rock and he didn't lose?:laugh4:
I think if you use pure rock, scissors or paper all 10 times in a tie-breaker with more then two people, your always going to at least survive if not win.
SalmonSoil
05-03-2012, 04:27
Not necessarily, notice how the other two players divided their rounds evenly, with one extra of one of the plays? You would lose to anyone who used 4 of the plays which beat yours, and you would tie with anyone who used 4 plays the same as yours, resulting in your death. Thats assuming people are most likely to try divide their plays evenly in the future.
CountArach
05-03-2012, 08:49
CountArach just used rock and he didn't lose?:laugh4:
I think if you use pure rock, scissors or paper all 10 times in a tie-breaker with more then two people, your always going to at least survive if not win.
HULK SMASH
That is to say, it was easier than thinking things through. I'd also like it to be noted that I did once win the scissors-paper-rock championship on this website so I CAN READ MINDS.
@ Andres - If you say so. I'm town, but if it helps you to sleep better at night...
You have to be guilty because you have a postcount between 8.799 and 9.000 :stare:
Askthepizzaguy
05-04-2012, 05:09
Well, at least it's not over...
Double A
05-04-2012, 06:11
What if his post count is in Kelvin? You ever think about that, Andres the Giant Meanie?
What if his post count is in Kelvin? You ever think about that, Andres the Giant Meanie?
I think that would make him a hot topic.
LazyMcCrow
05-04-2012, 09:11
You have to be guilty because you have a postcount between 8.799 and 9.000 :stare:
Ahhk! - you are SO scum!
What if his post count is in Kelvin? You ever think about that, Andres the Giant Meanie?
Since when do you measure temperature with the postcount of some random forum member?
Do you check the .Org to know how hot it is outside?
"Ooooh, it feels hot outside, let's check the temperature. Oh, CA's postcount says it's 8.800 degrees Kelvin!"
"How much money do I have? According to LazyMcCrow's miserable postcount, I only have 507 nanoseconds in the bank!"
"According to ATPG's postcount we now live in the year 20.659."
~:confused: :inquisitive:
And then they say Belgians are absurd :mean:
Kagemusha
05-04-2012, 14:16
You have to be guilty because you have a postcount between 8.799 and 9.000 :stare:
Spammers...Where on earth are all your over 12k posts? And i thought i had post a lot.:sweatdrop:
Spammers...Where on earth are all your over 12k posts? And i thought i had post a lot.:sweatdrop:
Once you've reached 10.000 posts, it's no longer spam, but art :snobby:
Kagemusha
05-04-2012, 15:15
Once you've reached 10.000 posts, it's no longer spam, but art :snobby:
You are starting to sound like JAG!:boink:
GeneralHankerchief
05-04-2012, 15:29
I think that would make him a hot topic.
http://yeahbutton.com/
Askthepizzaguy
05-04-2012, 20:10
"Hey! This writeup is incredibly lame, and not just by comparison!"
Tiaexz and Riedquat are both found dead the next day.
I have to run to work, need to get things moving again.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [19/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [14/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
BEGIN DAY FIVE
"Possibly his funniest writeup yet!" -predictable wiseguy comment.
Double A
05-04-2012, 21:16
Spammers...Where on earth are all your over 12k posts? And i thought i had post a lot.:sweatdrop:
That was an almost absolutely cold thing to say.
Vote: Kagemusha
PS -- has the toolstrip with the bold button and various others mysteriously disappeared for other people too?
GeneralHankerchief
05-04-2012, 22:16
Works fine for me. You might want to make a Watchtower (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/forumdisplay.php?26-Watchtower) thread about this - someone who's actually literate about these things (unlike me) will be able to let you know what's going on.
Told you it was Issaikhaan!
LazyMcCrow
05-04-2012, 22:33
vote: Andres. sigh, wait no-one is listening.
unvote: vote: Zaccino
I always find myself floundering in vanilla games. I just can't get a read on anybody. Thus, I think I'll put my vote on a lurker for now as a placeholder.
vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
I always find myself floundering in vanilla games. I just can't get a read on anybody. Thus, I think I'll put my vote on a lurker for now as a placeholder.
vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
Unvote, Vote: Ishmael
"woe is me, vanilla is hard, finding scum is difficult, so let's kill lurkers"
yucky
"woe is me, vanilla is hard, finding scum is difficult, so let's kill lurkers"
yucky
Mark those words for like GH's Constantinople game :D
Vote: atheotes
White_eyes:D
05-05-2012, 07:02
Ok, so I just noticed the tie-breaker killed both Ricknator and CA...guess "surviving" in a tie is not optional here.
Jarema is acting a little too careful for me. Vote:Jarema
thanks.
As I said some time before (in other game) I tend to get confused in large games without reveal at death. I know that technically speaking it should be easier and easier every day to catch a scum, because there is more and more to analyze. But, when my simple hypothesis cannot be tested as wrong or correct, my next hypothesius tend to be very complicated, and I get lost myself in them. To make matters worse, in this game is soo much of joke-posts that I just have no idea what is happening.
For now, the only think I will try to do would be determining one probably-townie player and stacking my vote with his
Vote : Csargo
Never underestimate the power of the artist formerly known as "strawberry".
I still think we haven't resolved the Diana problem. Meaning, she's still alive.
Vote: Diana
White_eyes:D
05-06-2012, 04:01
For now, the only think I will try to do would be determining one probably-townie player and stacking my vote with his Why is everyone using the excuse, "Vanilla Mafia is too hard, woe is me"?:shame:
GeneralHankerchief
05-06-2012, 09:35
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK. :whip:
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK. :whip:
Aww.
Why is everyone using the excuse, "Vanilla Mafia is too hard, woe is me"?:shame:
Only if you are saying vanilla = no role reveal...
At least, that is what I say: no role reveal is hard for me. Not game without cops or something like this. Just role reveal (for me it really makes a huge difference)
I still think we haven't resolved the Diana problem. Meaning, she's still alive.
Vote: Diana
What exactly is the "Diana problem" ?
seireikhaan
05-06-2012, 22:31
Vote: Diana
Because I still demand a blood tribute.
What exactly is the "Diana problem" ?
She made a questionable case on Day 2, and everyone knows only scum make questionable cases on Day 2. Due to this, several players have decided to refuse to contribute in any other way other than screaming "die Diana die!" each round.
GeneralHankerchief
05-06-2012, 23:17
She made a questionable case on Day 2, and everyone knows only scum make questionable cases on Day 2.
Calling the case Diana made on me "questionable" would be like saying that Hemingway would "have a little too much to drink on occasion."
Why have you changed your tune, Mr. I'm-Acting-Like-A-Confirmed-Innocent?
Btw I actually don't advocate Diana's lynching, because a mafioso would actually take the time to substantiate a case that isn't one of the silliest things I've ever seen.
Yes, Diana made a case that might not have been the greatest, but it was what -- Day 2? Should we lynch every person who presents a mediocre case on Day 2? Of course not. Should Diana be viewed with suspicion? Sure, whatever. But should you keep voting her with no further discussion or contribution, refusing to help find scum until she dies? Of course not.
The case on Diana is just as silly as the one she made on GH.
Regardless, feel free to vote for Diana, but please try to contribute something more substantial than "Diana must die Diana must die Diana must die praise GH".
Diana must die Diana must die Diana must die praise GH
Askthepizzaguy
05-07-2012, 01:40
OK well that round is over. Let's see who died then, then.
Ishmael- Zaccino
Zaccino- Lazy
Pharaoh- Ishmael
atheotes- Arjos
Jarema- W_E
Csargo- Andres
Diana- Chaotix, issaikhaan :skull:
Askthepizzaguy
05-07-2012, 02:47
Chaotix: "I still think Diana should host this mafia."
issaikhaan: "Yes. That is what needs to happen next."
Everyone else: "Meh."
Chaotix: "ALL GLORY TO THE HANKERCHIEF."
issaikhaan: "ALL GLORY TO THE HANKERCHIEF."
Zaccino: "No, he's not glorious, as a matter of fact, he's actually quite-ALL GLORY TO THE HANKERCHIEF."
Everyone: "All praise the glorious general, hallowed be thy kerchief.
The father of all .Org mafia.
The bringer of scumbags, detectives, and 'niller roles.
The Godfather of Godfathers.
With handy tissues, my pocket he fills
The host who every sorrow stills
To GH all praise and glory.
What power roles GH hath made
Are few and far between
By morning lynch or evening murder
His writeups always slay me.
From the kingdom of peace and love
To the hallowed gameroom page
To GH all praise and glory!"
issaikhaan: "Our General is great."
All: "Our General is great."
Chaotix: "His cause is just."
All: "His cause is just."
issaikhaan: "To him we offer a virgin sacrifice."
Chaotix: "A virgin sacrifice."
Diana: "A virgin sacrifice!?!"
Askthepizzaguy: "A virgin sacrifice?"
Chaotix and issaikhaan: "A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!"
Diana Abnoba: "Well, I'm sure this is quite an honor. Really, but I... I must decline."
issaikhaan: "To refuse an honor of this magnitude would be disrespectful to our great General."
Diana Abnoba: "But I would never dishonor the great Hankerchief, I mean really, what have I ever done?"
Suddenly, GeneralHankerchief springs back to life, not unlike some pizza-related guys we know and tolerate. He brings with him a worm-and-dirt covered tome, and flips many pages, and plops it down on the desk in front of Diana.
GeneralHankerchief begins reading.
"Tyler felt the young woman's passionate embrace, and her amorous lips locked tightly against his own. He closed his eyes and felt things he never felt before... and indeed, experienced things he had never experienced.
The young woman's skin began to split, all down her back, separating from the shoulder blades all the way down to her tailbone. From this huge opening in her skin, a writhing mass of pulsating tentacles emerged, and wrapped around Tyler's helpless, paralyzed body. The body of Alyssa Martin melted away, revealing her true form underneath... a being totally alien from anything Tyler had ever seen before. Alyssa's pretty face split in half and slid off of the exoskeleton underneath the layer of skin, revealing a terrifying jaw filled with razor sharp teeth.
Tyler screamed at that very moment, a strange combination of heated passion and unimaginable horror. The Bride Creature rolled over, lifting Tyler above her with her tentacles, and unhinged her jaw. Tyler screamed and screamed as he was fed into the Queen feet first, sliding down her slippery throat with ease, her body contorting and expanding to make room. Tyler could barely move his arms, but he was not nearly strong enough to resist. He felt the hot, wet interior of the creature gripping his body tightly, coating him in some kind of acid, which seemed to dissolve the paralytic slime he was previously covered with. He tried to grab his weapon, the grenade launcher, determined to slay this creature and kill himself in the process, but he couldn't quite reach it. The Queen's tongue wrapped around his body and pulled him further inside her mouth, and Tyler screamed one final time before her jaw snapped shut, biting down on his neck, breaking it instantly and ending his life. He lost consciousness then, mercifully, as his corpse slid down the gullet of the Queen, and into her digestive sac where he would be broken down to serve as food for their numerous offspring."
Diana Abnoba: "Oh, that. Although our children are bizarre and grotesque alien freaks with an insatiable desire for human flesh, I still love them, don't you?"
GeneralHankerchief: "I think you missed the part where you ate my corpse."
Diana Abnoba: "Right. Well, in my defense, you WERE delicious. Plus, I hadn't eaten all day, and I had just outrun a bunch of villagers bent on killing me. And then you came along and you were just so funny, and charming, and had just the right combination of genetic markers which would allow our species to copulate, and then I needed nutrients and well, you weren't doing anything terribly important with your body, so I ate it."
GeneralHankerchief: "Would someone please KILL HER."
Chaotix: "I got you, big G. One writhing mass of disgusting tentacles, served well done, coming up!"
Chaotix pulled out a rocket propelled grenade launcher. From his attache case. The one you never see. Trust me, it's there, somehow.
Diana Abnoba: "Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Chaotix: "Very funny. Now, do you have any last requests?"
Diana Abnoba: "I'd really like to spend the last moments of my life getting re-acquainted with my groom over there."
GeneralHankerchief: "Stay away from me."
Diana Abnoba: "I just want to hold hands and reminisce about the good times we shared together."
GeneralHankerchief: "You covered me in paralytic goo and decapitated me praying-mantis style. I do NOT want to reminisce about that."
Diana Abnoba: "How about one last kiss, for old times' sake? Or one last dance?"
GeneralHankerchief: "You're the queen of the alien harpies, and I don't want you within 100 feet of me, alive or dead!"
Diana Abnoba: *breaks down sobbing* "You heartless monster! How could you treat me this way after the love we shared!?!"
GeneralHankerchief: "THAT WASN'T LOVE! THAT WAS ALIEN-ON-MAN FREAKISHNESS!"
Diana Abnoba: "I gave you my heart, I gave you my hopes, I gave you my body...."
GeneralHankerchief: "I gave you my brains, I gave you my internal organs, I gave you indigestion...."
Diana Abnoba: "I gave you a child..."
GeneralHankerchief: "Three children, and they were all horrible grotesque killing machines."
Diana Abnoba: "You never came to any of their baseball games, recitals, or their graduation!"
GeneralHankerchief: "They died minutes after birth, while trying to destroy the human race."
Diana Abnoba: "You still should have been there for them."
GeneralHankerchief: "I WAS DEAD! Still am, if I recall. Although I can't really tell, this narrative makes no sense. Am I dead or alive right now, Pizza?"
Askthepizzaguy: "......................Yes?"
GeneralHankerchief: "Can we get on with this already. Please."
Askthepizzaguy: "I believe the lady requested a dance. I'm inclined to honor that much."
GeneralHankerchief: "You do it, I'm dead."
Askthepizzaguy: "So am I, but I believe the lady wants to dance with you."
Diana Abnoba: *waves flirtingly*
GeneralHankerchief glares at Pizza.
GeneralHankerchief: "I am so gonna get you when it's my turn to host. I still owe you a death from Capo IV, Pizza boy."
Askthepizzaguy: "Bring it on, sneezy! Right now, it's the last dance. Some music, please."
Andres put on his cool shades, and switched on (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk8sRj7Ic-M) his very retro-looking boombox which he carried on his shoulder and started bobbing his head with the music.
Diana Abnoba: "Let's dance, darling! For old times' sake!"
GeneralHankerchief: "I've got a bad feeling about this. I'm paying close attention to the lyrics."
Last dance
Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight
I need you by me
Beside me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad
GeneralHankerchief: "Does that mean she was guilty?"
Askthepizzaguy: *shakes his head* "I can't really tell you that."
So let's dance the last dance
Let's dance the last dance
Let's dance this last dance tonight
Last dance
Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight
I need you by me
Beside me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad
Diana Abnoba: "Having fun yet, my love?"
GeneralHankerchief: "This isn't so bad, I guess...."
So let's dance the last dance
Let's dance the last dance
Let's dance this last dance tonight
Yeah, will you be my Mr. Right
Can you fill my appetite
GeneralHankerchief: "HEY, WAIT JUST A MINUTE...." :brood:
I can't be sure
That you're the one for me
But all that I ask
Is that you dance with me
Dance with me, yeah....
Diana Abnoba: "I'm still famished, my sweet prince" :eyebrows:
GeneralHankerchief: "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!"
Chaotix fired the RPG and incinerated the both of them. GH died with a relieved smile on his face, as well as a bunch of Diana's smoking entrails. The rest of the spectators began wiping goo off of themselves.
Askthepizzaguy: "Love. Sometimes it's messy, and ends with a bang. But always so memorable."
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [18/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [15/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
BEGIN NIGHT FIVE
Montmorency
05-07-2012, 03:44
A fine addition to my Fiction folder.
Diana Abnoba
05-07-2012, 08:15
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Totally awesome write up Pizza!! :2thumbsup: I loved that game, especially that write up when I had praying mantis love making with my groom, GH. (for those that weren't in that game it was called Dark Falls hosted by our illustrious, most cheesiest Pizzaguy).
I'm sad that I'm dead now, but at least with that great write up, it helps to ease the pain from the RPG. Thanks Pizza.
GeneralHankerchief
05-07-2012, 09:09
Elaborate and impractical torture methods are already being designed in anticipation for my revenge.
Askthepizzaguy
05-08-2012, 08:07
Elaborate and impractical torture methods are already being designed in anticipation for my revenge.
Excellent.
White_eyes:D
05-09-2012, 02:20
Who needs role-reveals when we have some of the most hilarious write-ups ever?:laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
05-09-2012, 14:48
SalmonSoil stirred in his sleep. He thought he heard a banging noise outside his window. He rolled out of bed to check it out.
He couldn't quite see anything, so he opened up the window and stuck his head out, curiously.
A bowling ball struck him in the head, and he blacked out.
When he came to, he was trapped in a body bag, being dragged roughly on the ground. He screamed and tried to get out, but whenever he did, someone struck him with a shovel. He decided to play dead and listen carefully. He heard the sounds of shoveling dirt, and not a whole lot else. He was hoping whoever it was would leave him unattended so he could escape.
Off in the distance, the sound of a truck approaching gave SalmonSoil some hope for a rescue. It seemed to be getting closer, and closer, and then it started to make the backing up noise.
"Time to sleep with the fishes." said a voice.
SalmonSoil tried to break free from the bag and escape, but he was dragged over a steep drop and left in the bag. SalmonSoil struggled with the zipper from the inside, and soon enough, he started to worm his way free. He saw the stars, and he breathed in the fresh air.
Something smelled fishy, though.
The truck began to lift up, and dump its cargo into the open grave. SalmonSoil hadn't quite freed himself completely from the bag, and he looked up to see...
fish.
Thousands and thousands of fish. And they buried him completely, their heavy, wet bodies crushing him.
"Salmon. Soil. GET IT???"
SalmonSoil groaned his last, and not just because of how bad the joke was. He could no longer breathe.
:pisces:
Arjos was feeling a little bored. When a bearded figure crashed through his bedroom window, swinging from a rope, Arjos knew that he was going to have an interesting evening.
"Yarrr! I be here to collect on an old debt, matey. Your treasure or your head!" :7pirate:
"Treasure? What treasure? All I've got is a bunch of Spider-Man comic books and a bunch of Star Wars figurines still in their original packaging!"
"A fine booty that be, but not good enough I fear. Time ye be walkin' the plank!"
"I'll do no such thing! I will not be pillaged and/or plundered!"
"Well then we'll be crossin' sabres, lad. Look sharp, because me blade's even sharper!"
"I have just the right saber for this battle."
the sound of an authentic Darth Vader lightsaber toy switching on fills the bedroom. The red glow lights up Arjos' face as he prepares for battle.
"You guessed wrong about that, matey."
With a single swing, the plastic toy is cut in half. Arjos looks shocked that the replica is so easily destroyed.
"You ruined my fantasy world, man! I don't even WANT to live anymore!"
Arjos rushes to the bedroom window and hurls himself out of it. The Pirate just stands there dumbfounded.
"....Yarrr." :pirate2:
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [16/33]
Andres
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [17/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Begin Day Six.
48 hours.
vote: White Eyes
explain why you are so.
Vote : Csargo
And where is robbiecon?
vote: White Eyes
explain why you are so.
So what? What is he so? I'm so confused!
Vote: white_eyes
Explain yourself! Explain why you are so!
vote: Andres for now so that I don't forget to vote again. This afternoon, when I have a bit more time, I'll see if I can find a proper case against somebody.
vote: White Eyes
explain why you are so.
Vote: Jarema
No you!
SalmonSoil
05-10-2012, 01:42
I guess you could say I'm sleeping with the fishes.
I guess you could say I'm sleeping with the fishes.
Indeed we could, but it's already been said:
"Time to sleep with the fishes." said a voice.
White_eyes:D
05-10-2012, 04:29
vote: White Eyes
explain why you are so.
I feel like you should have put more onto that...but scum shouldn't think too hard.:laugh4:
Vote:Jarema
seireikhaan
05-10-2012, 05:53
Vote: Andres
Because I can only log on about once every two days and you continually rejected my idea that Diana dying was a fantastic idea.
SalmonSoil
05-10-2012, 06:17
Indeed we could, but it's already been said:
Awkward. I even checked to make sure it hadn't.
LazyMcCrow
05-10-2012, 07:57
Vote: Andres
Because I can only log on about once every two days and you continually rejected my idea that Diana dying was a fantastic idea.
I didn't mind your idea, but this was always a better one. vote: Andres
So LazyMcCrow. So far, you always voted for me. I don't recall you ever giving an explanation for your vote.
LazyMcCrow
05-10-2012, 12:53
So LazyMcCrow. So far, you always voted for me. I don't recall you ever giving an explanation for your vote.
I voted for Zaccino yesterday when it was apparent that no-one else was going to vote for you. He is scum if you are not. Your scum double if you will. But I am certain that you are scum and I have never given an explanation for voting you, as I have never been asked. Why ask now? Because you have two votes against you instead of just one?
Why ask now? Because you have two votes against you instead of just one?
Exactly.
Are you going to answer or will you continue to avoid the question, in the proces throwing some more veiled accusations/insinuations my way?
Kagemusha
05-10-2012, 14:20
Vote: LazyMcCrow.Please tell us more about Andres and Zaccino connection. From where do you draw these conclusions?
LazyMcCrow
05-10-2012, 16:44
Vote: LazyMcCrow.Please tell us more about Andres and Zaccino connection. From where do you draw these conclusions?
Andres - I can just smell.
Zaccino is an afterthought, but the tone of his posts is much more involved than I have noticed from him in other games. I have no idea of posting behaviour and have not paid much attention to this game since the first couple of days, but I bet if Andres is lynched the kill rate will drop.
Zaccino is an afterthought, but the tone of his posts is much more involved than I have noticed from him in other games.
I'm typically among the top posters in a mafia game.
LazyMcCrow
05-10-2012, 23:09
I'm typically among the top posters in a mafia game.
I didn't mean your frequency of posting at all - more your level of seriousness
So LazyMcCrow. So far, you always voted for me. I don't recall you ever giving an explanation for your vote.
That's hilarious that you would say that.
I didn't mean your frequency of posting at all - more your level of seriousness
My jovial exterior hides the cold, dark, serious monster inside.
atheotes
05-11-2012, 07:07
Vote: kagemusha.
That's hilarious that you would say that.
If it's hilarious, then why aren't you laughing? You're a liar! You're not finding this hilarious, otherwise you would be laughing.
"That's hilarious" has to be followed by ":laugh4:".
Unvote ; Vote : Csargo
If it's hilarious, then why aren't you laughing? You're a liar! You're not finding this hilarious, otherwise you would be laughing.
"That's hilarious" has to be followed by ":laugh4:".
Unvote ; Vote : Csargo
Sorry, I forgot about the rules of hilarity. Won't happen again I assure you.:smartass:
Askthepizzaguy
05-11-2012, 12:19
I shall be asleep when the round ends, in a little bit. Please keep in mind the deadline will not be extended, and that further votes won't count after that.
W_E: Jarema, Chaotix
Csargo: Andres
Andres: Ishmael, Issaikhaan, LazyMcCrow :skull:
Chaotix: Zaccino
Jarema: Csargo, W_E
Lazy: Kagemusha
Kagemusha: atheotes
Askthepizzaguy
05-12-2012, 06:00
"I've figured it out. Andres wants to host this mafia." said Ishmael.
"Bye!" said Askthepizzaguy, as he dove into an open grave and began frantically covering himself with soil.
"....That's probably a good sign, right?" said Khaan.
"I've got a good feeling about this." said LazyMcCrow confidently.
The skies turned black, and a torrent of frogs and snakes and little tiny bunny rabbits began falling from the heavens. Also, rain.
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY NAP?" said Andres.
"It is I, Ishmael. I have come to meekly accuse your Great and Powerfulness of.... of.... whatever it is being guilty means in this game."
"YOU'RE WRONG." said Andres, who proceeded to drink a gallon of ale in a single sip.
"Oh, okay. Nevermind then." said Ishmael. "My apologies, O glorious drinker of alcohol."
LazyMcCrow: "Hey, don't just let up on him because he's insanely powerful. YO, ANDRES!"
"WHAT?" came the reply, as the ground trembled underneath Lazy's feet.
LazyMcCrow: "Uh, nothing."
issaikhaan: "Let me handle this."
LazyMcCrow: "Have at it, buddy."
issaikhaan: "You're the one that wants to host this game, Andres. Now, just admit it, and we'll play a nice little game, and you can wreak as much havoc as you like."
"I ALREADY DO."
issaikhaan: "Right. Then I have no choice. I challenge you to a drinking contest."
"WHAT?"
issaikhaan: "You and me. Drinking contest. Loser has to host this game."
"HOLD ON, LET ME FINISH MY BEER FIRST."
issaikhaan: "Sure, I'll wait."
Andres summoned the entire supply of beer from northern Europe, and chugged it.
"OK, READY."
Issaikhaan: "Here are the rules. Contained in the goblet of wine in front of me, is wine. There may or may not be poison in the wine..."
"NOPE. I JUST DRANK IT. THERE WAS NO POISON IN IT."
Issaikhaan calmly poured wine into another goblet.
Issaikhaan: "As I was saying. Contained in the goblet is wine. We will take turns drinking out of the goblet of wine until one of us cannot continue."
Andres tossed the entire goblet in his mouth, chewed it up, and then spat out a dozen smaller goblets.
"YOUR TURN."
Issaikhaan filled each of the dozen smaller goblets, and took a single sip of wine.
Issaikhaan: "You're up, Andres."
Andres chugged each one of the dozen goblets of wine, and spat out a dozen more goblets for each one that he drank.
"MORE."
Issaikhaan began pouring wine into the 144 goblets.
The sound of the pouring went on for nearly an hour.
Soon, it became too much for Andres' bladder, and he was forced to excuse himself and use the bathroom.
Issaikhaan took a second sip of wine.
Andres was still answering nature's call nearly an hour later, so Issaikhaan was declared the winner of the drinking contest.
Later, Andres was found unconscious, with a beer tap in his mouth. A single gunshot wound to the forehead seemed to indicate that he was dead... but you never really can tell with Andres.
:barrel:
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [15/33]
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [18/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Begin Night Six.
Askthepizzaguy
05-14-2012, 08:04
*tap tap tap*
The noise was coming from the bedroom window. The occupant of the bedroom just kept snoring loudly. A bright light began to glow outside, shining into the unlit room, as if searching for something.
*tap tap tap*
"Five more minutes. I just went to bed. Lemme alone."
*SMASH*
The window shattered, and the occupant of the bedroom sat straight up, and looked out the window groggily.
"Who... who are you?" he said, as he began rubbing his eyes.
A falsetto voice replied. The kind of falsetto voice that would make getting stabbed in the eyes with corkscrews seem pleasant by comparison.
"HELLOOOOOO!!!"
There in the window was a bizarre sight. It appeared to be a bearded man, in a frilly fairy costume, with angel wings. And he was.... flying.
"Okay. I give you points for originality, but it won't work. I know you're here to kill me, so just do it already."
"No, my little sugar dumpling. I am not here to murder you, for I am your fairy Godfather!"
"What."
"I am your guardian angel sent from above to warn you of danger! The mafia are coming to get you!"
"The mafia? I thought it was just deranged people who have an obsession with hosting a mafia game."
"Yes, but it's easier to just refer to them as the mafia!"
"Fair enough."
"You don't realize how important you are. Without you, all hope of saving the rest of them will be lost! I must take you from this place."
"I'm just a vanilla townie. Err, I mean, some dude who doesn't want to host this Mafia."
"There is more going on than you realize. Just remember who came up with the premise. Expect the unexpected!"
"Yeah, you're right. Pizza is a loon, therefore, I suppose I should be open-minded."
"Yes, exactly! Since when does Pizza ever host simple vanilla games? There's much more going on here. And I will show you, but time is running out! You must come with meeeeeee."
*a loud knock is heard on the door of the bedroom*
"Who in the world could that be, at this hour?"
"It's them! It's the mafia! Come with me, I will be your guardian angel! I will protect you from harm!"
"You will? You're... going to save my life tonight?"
"Yes! Yes my sweet little butterball. You must make haste, come and I will take you away to the gathering place for all of the fairies! You must promise never to reveal to anyone the nature of this secret hideout. Do you promise?"
"Yes strange bearded man wearing a frilly dress hanging around my bedroom, I promise to keep your secret from everyone! Now take me! Take me away and be my angel! Show me your hidden magical place, and cover me in your pixie dust!"
"That's the spirit! I'll take you in my arms and we'll fly! Fly, fly away!"
Double A leaped into the arms of the bearded man, and they began to sail off into the night sky.
"Say, is that a harness and a rope strapped to your back?
"Yeah. It's, uh.... all part of the magical mystery of fairies, kid."
"That doesn't seem very magical. Is that a blimp that we're hanging from?"
"Naw, it's a flock of winged unicorns. And they're being piloted by shiny golden leprechauns."
"So where is this magical place you're taking me to?"
"It's an enchanted castle, guarded by a rainbow-colored dragon made entirely out of the hopes and dreams of innocent children."
"........"
"We're here! We're at the enchanted castle, where all the magical fairies gather."
"I don't see anything."
The bearded man leaned in closer, and whispered into Double A's ear.
"You have to BELIEVE in fairies to get inside the castle. Do you believe?"
"Not really."
"Okay then, I guess I'll just take you back home where the murderous gangsters are waiting for you. I thought you wanted to see inside the enchanted castle, but I guess I was wrong...."
"Ok fine, I do believe in fairies."
"You don't really mean it. Back to the murderous gangsters you go!"
"Yes! Yes I do, I swear! I really do believe in fairies!"
"Well.... I'm still not sure."
"Please mister fairy Godfather, sir! I swear, on my life, I do believe in fairies! I do, I do, I do! I believe in fairies with all of my heart!"
"YAY! Now prepare yourself, for the human eye can scarcely imagine the wonders you're about to behold!"
"I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies!"
"PREPARE TO BE WOWED!"
The bearded man hurled Double A as hard as he could, and Double A plummeted several hundred feet, eventually landing on top of Captain Blackadder, who was out for an evening stroll. The end result sort of looked like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, smashed repeatedly with a sledgehammer, and sprinkled with bone fragments.
"Heh heh heh... ah.... that was a good one." said the bearded fairy.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [13/33]
atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [20/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A
Begin Day Seven.
LazyMcCrow
05-14-2012, 09:30
vote: Zaccino
ATPG, before I vote for anybody can I ask if anyone is on the brink of WoGing?
EDIT: Also, nice write-up, although it does seem a little cruel on Double A to make him profess his belief in fairies before killing him (and if that was your touch mafia, it was downright nasty. And would narrow the suspects down a little :beam:).
Askthepizzaguy
05-14-2012, 11:02
I've no plans to enforce any WOGs, as there are no mandatory minimums for participation in the game rules.
Diana Abnoba
05-14-2012, 20:22
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: poor Double A, was just a little cruel to make him profess before he died, but funny as :daisy:
Diana Abnoba
05-14-2012, 20:28
Guys, can you lynch Chaotix and possibly Kagemusha, then see where we are at.
Guys, can you lynch Chaotix and possibly Kagemusha, then see where we are at.
What did I ever do?
Vote: Lazy
for the unexplained vote.
ok, let it be vote:Chaoix
Diana, I've been trying to lynch those two all game, but no one will follow me.
Vote: Chaotix
seireikhaan
05-15-2012, 00:18
Vote: Kagemusha
On my gut. Something's not right with Kage. Like, being the mafia. Or something.
vote: Zaccino. Having re-read the thread, he seems to have jumped on 'easy' votes most of the time (his vote above being a case in point).
vote: Zaccino. Having re-read the thread, he seems to have jumped on 'easy' votes most of the time (his vote above being a case in point).
This is not the first round I've voted Chaotix.
You are the one who has been "woe is me, vanilla games are hard, so let's go for the easy lynch and get lurkers." Do not accuse me of your wrongdoings.
Unvote, Vote: Ishmael
This is not the first round I've voted Chaotix.
You are the one who has been "woe is me, vanilla games are hard, so let's go for the easy lynch and get lurkers." Do not accuse me of your wrongdoings.
Unvote, Vote: Ishmael
Despite the fact that Zaccino wants my head on a spike, a cursory examination of the last few pages has shown me that he's totally right about Ishmael.
Zacspresso's either exercising good townie behavior, or is a convincing mafia (at least this round).
Ishmael is more or less doing exactly what Zacchiato described him as doing, which speaks of a mafioso trying to seem engaged in finding the mafia without doing any actual work. (For those suspicious of me, compare that to me not really paying attention and voting for the first person I see in the thread)
Anyway, Unvote, Vote: Ishmael
I'm taking up a cause today. Also, I'm doing exactly what Ishmael does on most days. I hope you guys are taking notes or something, this is going to be brilliant. :grin:
Kagemusha
05-15-2012, 04:33
Diana, Maybe you might actually give some reason why you want me dead? Just because? And Khaan, You deserve the prize for the lamest vote of month awards.
"Something is not right with Kage." Tell me when everything was right about Kage? Lynching me by default is not the greatest of ideas. In any case i have to think a bit wo to vote and i need to drag my buttom to work before that.
atheotes
05-15-2012, 06:37
Vote: Kagemusha
Vote: Kagemusha
Vote:atheotes :stare:
ok, let it be vote:Chaoix
So, do you have anything else to add or is that it?
I didn't even know atheotes was playing :inquisitive:
LazyMcCrow
05-15-2012, 12:32
Diana, I've been trying to lynch those two all game, but no one will follow me.
Vote: Chaotix
I think you're chatting to dead mafia and I think you're the last mafia.
Kagemusha
05-15-2012, 13:53
Vote: Zaccino Why change your vote to retaliation vote against Ihmael`, if you have been trying to consistently get me and Chaotix lynched?
Double A
05-15-2012, 16:31
Best. Death. Ever.
seireikhaan
05-15-2012, 18:46
Diana, Maybe you might actually give some reason why you want me dead? Just because? And Khaan, You deserve the prize for the lamest vote of month awards.
"Something is not right with Kage." Tell me when everything was right about Kage? Lynching me by default is not the greatest of ideas. In any case i have to think a bit wo to vote and i need to drag my buttom to work before that.
Huhm.... know what. Mafia kage would never get defensive about such a lame vote. Not this early.
unvote: Kagemusha
Huhm.... know what. Mafia kage would never get defensive about such a lame vote. Not this early.
unvote: Kagemusha
You smell fishy.
seireikhaan
05-15-2012, 21:41
Vote: Chaotix
In case I don't get another chance. Somethin' aint right that I'm still alive.
Vote: Zaccino Why change your vote to retaliation vote against Ihmael`, if you have been trying to consistently get me and Chaotix lynched?
I've voted for Ishmael before this round as many times as I've voted for you or Chaotix. Once.
And I didn't realize moving to a superior case was an indication of scum. My apologies, I'll make a note of that for future reference.
Vote: Chaotix
In case I don't get another chance. Somethin' aint right that I'm still alive.
WIFOM.
White_eyes:D
05-16-2012, 00:24
Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes
FoS:everyone with less then 10 posts
Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes
And WIFOM.
atheotes
05-16-2012, 08:49
I didn't even know atheotes was playing :inquisitive:
You would have killed me if you had known? :inquisitive:
Askthepizzaguy
05-16-2012, 11:10
Zaccino: Lazy, Ishmael, Kagemusha :skull:
Chaotix: Jarema, Khaan
Kagemusha: atheotes
Ishmael: Zaccino, Chaotix
atheotes: Csargo, White Eyes
Askthepizzaguy
05-16-2012, 11:48
LazyMcCrow: "Well Zack, it's come down to this. We know what you've been doing. We know you want to host this Mafia. You want to host it so badly, that you're capable of.... MURDER."
Ishmael: "MURDER MOST FOUL!"
Kagemusha: "Plus, your vote is kinda all over the place. Scumbag!"
Zaccino: *sigh*
LazyMcCrow: "See! Right there! He's trying to pretend that he doesn't care that he's about to be lynched! The mark of a true scum."
Ishmael: "I say he's trying to feign townie frustration. Well it won't work! We see through your little schemes."
Kagemusha: "You tried to kill my friend Ishmael, and you tried to kill my friend Chaotix. Now the tables have turned, and you shall be the one who dies!"
Zaccino: "Yay."
Ishmael: "Now you shall die in a manner befitting a scum of your caliber! Right?"
......
Askthepizzaguy: "What? Oh, yeah. Ummm.... and then there was a whole boat.... full of like... zombie pirate ninjas. And the zombie pirates were all.... like... flipping out and tossing ninja stars everywhere, and going 'yarrr' and stuff. And then there was another boat full of like... ghost jesters. And they started firin' their lasers at each other, because they had lasers. And then there was a robot vampire cult that showed up from... the sky, and they began biting everyone and turned them into cyber-vampires. But there was also a renegade vampire who was all "I'm not like the others, I'm a warrior for the side of righteousness and peace and love" and he started un-vampiring everyone with his anti-vampire... um... phaser pistol. But before that happened, he was out walking around and like, buying a coffee, and the dude behind the counter kept messing up his order, so he asked to see the manager, and the guy was all "I am the manager!" but then this really hot chick showed up and she had a katana, and totally ran off the coffee guy, and then they fell in love and it was magical, but the ghost jesters arrived right then and they started... being all.... ghostly. And causing hijinks. And just when things started being like, it can't get any worse, that's when the boat full of zombie pirates crashed into the cafe and began battling the ghost jesters. So the renegade vampire and his katana girl started fighting them all, back to back, and just when it looked like they would win, the head cyber-vampire robot showed up and he had the biggest and baddest robot anyone had ever seen, ever, and he said "Well done Bitey the Renegade Vampire (his name was Bitey, I forgot to mention that), well done, but you didn't count on the baddest robot of them all crashing your little party." and so Bitey had to come up with a plan, and he threw down a smoke bomb and it made everyone cough, and he escaped out the back door, and they were being chased by the cyber-vampire-robot, which had missile launchers. But then they turned the wrong corner and got trapped in a net somehow, and it was all over for Bitey and his katana babe, and the cyber robot vampire was all "I have you now" and then that's when Bitey remembered he had super powers and used his X-ray vision to see the enemy's weak spot and then he teleported inside the big robot and shot magical fire breath at the robot's reactor core, and it exploded but before that happened he teleported outside and grabbed his babe and then they teleported to the other side of the planet, and the shockwave made the whole planet shake, but the robot vampire cult was defeated, along with the zombie pirate ninjas, but not the ghost jesters because they're already dead, so they didn't die from the big esplosions."
LazyMcCrow: "That's great, but you forgot to kill Zack."
Askthepizzaguy: "And then I killed Zack for no reason. THE END!"
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [12/33]
atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [21/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A
Zaccino
Begin Night Seven.
Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?
LazyMcCrow
05-16-2012, 13:16
Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?
For being mafia.
atheotes
05-16-2012, 19:20
Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?
Kage just saved himself!
For being mafia.
You claimed I was the last mafia, like you've been doing all game for no discernible reason... and yet the game goes on after my death.
Diana Abnoba
05-17-2012, 01:22
Wait, what exactly was I even lynched for?
For flip flopping your vote around, trying to catch scum. :laugh4::laugh4:
White_eyes:D
05-17-2012, 02:58
And WIFOM.
Didn't you drink it all?:clown:
Askthepizzaguy
05-19-2012, 04:30
"Take out the garbage NOW!" she shouted.
So typical. The garbage didn't even have to be at the curb for another few hours, and this was no time to be anything but glued to the television. It was an all-bowling midnight marathon. Sure, he could pause the programming, but that was just too much to ask. Why couldn't she do it?
And so he remained focused on the most important thing: Bowling. The pins... the strikes... the thrill of watching the automatic pin setter-upper machine. It was absolutely riveting. That's probably why he didn't notice that two hours had gone by. Sure enough, the fact that the garbage hadn't gotten taken out made her start nagging again.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? This garbage is stinking up the whole house! Take it out or I'm throwing a brick through the TV!" she shouted.
Grumbling, he gathered up the bags and took them down to the curb. Surely she would be happy now.
Just as he set the bags down, he noticed a figure standing across the street, polishing a bowling ball. What an unusual thing to be doing, there, at this time of night. Obviously this person had exquisite taste in hobbies.
"Hey! You over there! ......do you like bowling?"
-"How did you guess? Of course I like bowling. Who doesn't?"
"Well, you'd be surprised. So, are you part of a team? You need a bowling partner?"
-"I could use another guy, sure. Matter of fact, I was going to head out bowling right now."
"I can't. I mean, the lady of the house would be really upset with me if I left."
-"Shame. I was going to let you try out my special bowling ball. It's the kind with a liquid center. It's filled with 4 pounds of pin-pulverizing peanut oil. The secret is that some of it leaks out of the microscopic holes on the outside, so the ball is guaranteed to glide with an absolute minimum of friction. It's the latest technology."
"A bowling ball.... with a liquid center!?! Dear God."
-"Yeah, I guess I'll just have to take this super-rare bowling ball and go play on my own private lane all by myself..."
"NO. Take me with you. I can always find another place to live. Ladies come and go, but bowling is FOREVER!"
-"Great. Hop in my car."
And so LazyMcCrow got inside the car, and they drove out of the Gameroom, toward the rarely-visited parts of the .Org.
They drove through the Shogun Modification subforum, past the Attic, and ended up deep in the rarely-seen Recycle Bin.
"This is a place where posts go to die. Why are we here?" asked LazyMcCrow.
-"In the Recycle Bin, no one can hear you scream...."
"NO! NO!!! NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
It took a long time for anyone to find his body, but when they did, they found LazyMcCrow with his skull smashed in, with a broken bowling ball for a hat. He was tied to a post, with his arms tied outstretched, utterly drenched in peanut oil.
His lifeless form kept watch over the Recycle Bin. To this day, he still wards off nuisance crows; but he does very little to keep the maggots away.
Issaikhaan, on the other hand, got quite lost and ended up in the Recycle Bin. The image of a maggot-ridden scarecrow irreparably damaged his sanity. He completely lost it, and began running amok through the graveyard-like forum, until it was clear that drastic measures needed to be taken to put a stop to his rampage. The imaginary rider on his back was forced to kill him, before he tore a swath of destruction through his own imaginary troops.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [10/33]
atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
Jarema
Kagemusha
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [23/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A
Zaccino
LazyMcCrow
issaikhaan
Begin Day Eight.
vote: Pharaoh Ramese II. So silent.
vote: Pharaoh Ramese II. So silent.
He's probably not playing the game. :tongue:
Easy vote, vote Jarema.
1. you did not bold your vote
2. he may be lurking mafia, not? I do not know him
1. you did not bold your vote
2. he may be lurking mafia, not? I do not know him
1. I am dead.
2. He didn't play the last game and personal experience knows that he won't be sending in orders.
Vote: Jarema for game host.
He's probably not playing the game. :tongue:
Easy vote, vote Jarema.
:shrug:
I doubt he's mafia, but at the same time I sincerely doubt that he will be any help to us if we get down to a final vote chance. Which, incidentally, if we haven't bumped off either of the scum yet, is the next day phase.
Vote: white_eyes
For this post.
Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes
FoS:everyone with less then 10 posts
khaan is now dead.
Chaotix, failing to pay attention to the game is townie if anything. Stop going for the easy votes like you've been doing all game.
Lynch Chaotix and Ishmael.
Chaotix, failing to pay attention to the game is townie if anything. Stop going for the easy votes like you've been doing all game.
Lynch Chaotix and Ishmael.
That post by white_eyes was before khaan was dead. He died last night. Looks suspicious for white_eyes. It's WIFOM, but I don't see anything better at the moment. Maybe Ishmael.
Perhaps you were the one failing to pay attention, hmm?
That post by white_eyes was before khaan was dead. He died last night. Looks suspicious for white_eyes. It's WIFOM, but I don't see anything better at the moment. Maybe Ishmael.
I didn't check to see when he made that post, I assumed you were accusing him because he mistakenly thought khaan was still alive. The kill choices last night were very odd.
Perhaps you were the one failing to pay attention, hmm?
Like I said, it's a townie thing to do.
Askthepizzaguy
05-20-2012, 21:07
I'd like to point out that there have been two whole votes since Day began, and Day is set to end when I come back from work tonight, since it's been 48 hours by that time.
I can guarantee you a town defeat will be your fate if you don't even bother to play. Worse, the ending writeup will bring shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come, and each and every one of your deaths will be more humiliating than the last.
:evil: Don't. Tempt. Fate.
Now I'm tempted not to vote - I want to see how creative ATPG can be in creating grusome and humiliating deaths for all of us.
Still, I suppose I should, so vote: Kagemusha. I'm too lazy to go back and find evidence again, but when I re-read the thread previously both he and Zaccino lept out at me (and Chaotix too, but to a lesser extent). I see nothing new to alter my suspicions.
Now I'm tempted not to vote - I want to see how creative ATPG can be in creating grusome and humiliating deaths for all of us.
Still, I suppose I should, so vote: Kagemusha. I'm too lazy to go back and find evidence again, but when I re-read the thread previously both he and Zaccino lept out at me (and Chaotix too, but to a lesser extent). I see nothing new to alter my suspicions.
Your reasoning is that he accused you? So an OMGUS?
Askthepizzaguy
05-21-2012, 07:06
Oh my. A three-way tie for first place, with one whole vote apiece.
That's a clear signal that town wants to die. Very well. Round over.
Your reasoning is that he accused you? So an OMGUS?
When did I say that? For that matter, has Kage accused me at any point?
Oh my. A three-way tie for first place, with one whole vote apiece.
That's a clear signal that town wants to die. Very well. Round over.
:facepalm:
Askthepizzaguy
05-21-2012, 10:12
A harsh and unforgiving duel is thy fate. Prepare to be sentenced, victims of the pizza overlord.
When did I say that? For that matter, has Kage accused me at any point?
I misunderstood "lept [sic] out at me" then.
White_eyes:D
05-21-2012, 20:12
Lynch Chaotix, that is my last bit of advice. *I am horrible at rock, paper, scissors and don't expect to survive this*:sweatdrop:
Diana Abnoba
05-22-2012, 04:28
:shrug:
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Vote: white_eyes
For this post.
(quoted post below)
khaan is now dead.
Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes
FoS:everyone with less then 10 posts
That post by white_eyes was before khaan was dead. He died last night. Looks suspicious for white_eyes. It's WIFOM, but I don't see anything better at the moment. Maybe Ishmael.
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This is your case on White_eyes this far along in the game, and you made such a stink about my case on GH either the 2nd or 3rd day IIRC. Please guys lynch Chaotix already, will you!!! Do it by this next round, we are running out of rounds/time!!
Diana Abnoba
05-22-2012, 09:33
Well, this past day phase was just sad. Town, you handed the mafia this round on a silver platter :wall:. The only players that voted were Jarema, Chaotix, and Ishmael. Now you have to know, that the mafia were going to vote, to kill off yet another townie, so this should be fairly simple to figure out. At least 1 of these players if not 2 (if we haven't gotten any mafia yet) are mafia. So start voting already, don't let this happen again. :whip: I would lynch them in this order; Chaotix first, then Jarema, then Ishmael. Come on town don't give up yet. :2thumbsup:
LazyMcCrow
05-22-2012, 09:52
Well, this past day phase was just sad. Town, you handed the mafia this round on a silver platter :wall:. The only players that voted were Jarema, Chaotix, and Ishmael. Now you have to know, that the mafia were going to vote, to kill off yet another townie, so this should be fairly simple to figure out. At least 1 of these players if not 2 (if we haven't gotten any mafia yet) are mafia. So start voting already, don't let this happen again. :whip: I would lynch them in this order; Chaotix first, then Jarema, then Ishmael. Come on town don't give up yet. :2thumbsup:
You sound like mafia to me. Sorry *shrug*
Diana Abnoba
05-22-2012, 10:23
Really Lazy, well if I were mafia, wouldn't I be happy to have just been handed the round on a silver platter, and kept my mouth shut, and hope for another round just like this one. No my friend dead townie here, just trying to get the town back into the game.
Askthepizzaguy
05-22-2012, 12:46
White_Eyes wins the tiebreaker by default.
The others are written out of the game and considered dead. Here's the writeup-
Kagemusha and Pharaoh both had heart attacks.
Night begins now.
Askthepizzaguy
05-24-2012, 21:37
Apologies for the delay. Not getting much in the way of sleep lately, finally got 15 hours of it to make up for a couple sleepless nights in a row.
We'll be right back after this shift from our sponsor, 'Mizza Mut.'
Askthepizzaguy
05-25-2012, 13:22
White_eyes yawned and rolled over. He found himself staring into the face of Robbiecon.
"Good morning, sunshine. Wakey wakey." said Robbiecon.
"GAH!!!! What in the blue hell...." White_Eyes bolted out of bed.
"We seem to be trapped in a prison cell together." said Robbiecon. "Neat how they managed to do that without waking us up."
"Yeowch.... no mystery about that. There's a fricking poison dart in my neck."
"Classic! So, should we try to escape, or get back to spooning?"
"You're weird. Let's get out of here."
*click, click. Whizzzzzzzzzz whirrrrrr click*
White_Eyes: "What was that?"
Robbiecon: "Probably that camera that is lowering from the ceiling. I guess we're on candid camera."
Strange Voice: "Good evening, chaps. Hope you had a lovely nap. Now, as you might imagine, you're about to die. The room you are in is filling with toxic gas as we speak. You can snuggle up to one another and slip into a happy, painless eternal sleep, or, you can try to work together to escape from the room. I've made the puzzles progressively more difficult as you move from one to the other. Maybe you will even survive, but I wouldn't count on it."
Robbiecon: "Sounds like fun. Shall we?"
White_Eyes: "Damn that Pizzaguy. Somehow this is all his fault. Come on, the answer is obvious, we just need to find the key to the cell door. It's probably hanging outside the cell just out of reach. Either that, or he hid it inside one of our intestines again, and the only way out is to cut each other open. But let's try hanging outside the cell door first."
Robbiecon: "Nope. I've got a spork we can use to dig each other's insides open."
White_Eyes: "I'll roshambo you for it."
Robbiecon: "Or we could always try the door."
*creak*
The door creaks open.
Robbiecon: "You can still try to dig the key out of my intestines if you want."
White_Eyes: "Oh hush you."
Robbiecon: "Next room. There's apparently a key hanging from the ceiling. What else?"
White_Eyes: "A folding ladder. With the rungs missing, how quaint. What are we supposed to do with that? Okay, hop on my shoulders."
Robbiecon: "I don't think that will work, it's too high. How about this?"
Robbiecon takes the nearly useless ladder and knocks the keys off of the hook.
White_Eyes: "I might keep you around if you keep doing things like that."
*the door unlocks, the next room lies ahead*
White_Eyes: "Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?"
Robbiecon: "I think we've finished the easy puzzles."
White_Eyes: "How are we going to escape this one?"
Robbiecon: "Be right back. I left some food back in the cell."
White_Eyes: "How can you eat at a time like this?"
White_eyes dodges laser beams for 10 minutes straight, while cursing the name of pizzaguy the entire time.
White_Eyes: "Oh good, you're back. Hope you got a full stomach and are too sluggish to dodge the lasers, you jerk!"
Robbiecon finishes the last of the food.
White_Eyes: "Thanks for saving me a bite. You're a real pal."
Robbiecon: "The plate is made out of stainless steel. Watch."
A shark fires a laser at Robbiecon, who deflects it back at the shark, killing it instantly.
White_Eyes: "Ok, now you're just being a smarty pants. Nobody likes a smarty pants."
There's a sink attached to the wall, and a sign above the sink.
Sign: To continue, please donate 4 quarts of blood.
White_Eyes: "Still got that spork?"
Robbiecon: "You're not stabbing me with it."
White_Eyes: "Trust me."
Robbiecon hands White_Eyes the spork, and White_eyes leaves the room.
He comes back dragging the dead shark, and dumps it on top of the sink, and begins sawing it open with the spork.
The appropriate amount of blood is donated.
Robbiecon: "Nifty."
White_Eyes: "Well I sure as heck wasn't going to donate MY blood. The sign doesn't specify what kind of blood."
Suddenly the door slides open, and a pack of wild bears rushes into the room, foaming at the mouth.
Robbiecon: "Quick! Give me some of that shark meat!"
White_Eyes: "Screw that. Give me the laser beam."
PKEW
PKEW
PKEW
All of the bears are dead.
Robbiecon: "Nice shooting."
White_Eyes: "I had some practice in the Resident Evil game."
In the next room, the doom slams shut and the room begins filling with water.
Robbiecon: "Obvious solution?"
White_Eyes: "Well, we can't drink the water. There's no way to drain it with the door shut tight. We can't shoot the water with lasers, that won't do any good. I can try shooting the door."
PKEW PKEW PKEW
Robbiecon: "It's no good. Quick, give me your socks."
White_Eyes: "What."
Robbiecon: "SOCKS!!! NOW!!!!"
Robbiecon takes off his own socks as well.
White_Eyes: "Now what?"
Robbiecon: "I hate getting my socks wet."
White_Eyes: "PLAN FOR ESCAPE OR SURVIVAL, PLEASE! WE CAN DEAL WITH WET SOCKS LATER!"
Robbiecon goes over to the holes where the water is shooting out, and plugs them one by one with wadded-up socks.
White_Eyes: "I was just going to suggest that."
Robbiecon: "Still a question of how do we escape from the room. The door behind us is watertight, and there's no obvious escape route."
White_Eyes: "Look, there's a trapdoor in the ceiling. I think we would be able to reach it if the room was mostly filled with water."
Robbiecon: "So, I remove a sock... and let the room fill more slowly."
The room slowly fills with water.
Strange voice: "You're both very clever."
White_Eyes: "Why thank you, strange murderous voice. I appreciate the compliment."
Robbiecon: "I have a bad feeling about this."
White_Eyes: "What could possibly go wrong? This is obviously the solution."
Robbiecon: "There's one flaw with our thinking."
White_Eyes: "What's that?"
Robbiecon: "Suppose our captors don't want us to escape?"
White_Eyes: "Nonsense. Then why would they put a trapdoor here..."
White_Eyes opens the trapdoor, and several alligators drop into the water-filled room. They are very hungry, and begin chowing down on White_Eyes and Robbiecon, chomping them to death.
They were delicious.
Strange Voice: "The trapdoor contains a trap, of course."
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [6/33]
atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
Jarema
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [27/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A
Zaccino
LazyMcCrow
issaikhaan
Kagemusha
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
BEGIN DAY NINE
2:4
Lylo
I'm sure none of you care.
But for those at home:
Ishmael is playing a very careless game. Not scum.
Greyblades is barely playing, not likely to be scum I imagine/
atheotes, probable scum
Csargo, lurking, probable scum.
Chaotix, probable scum
Jarema, probably scum
I'd go for a Csargo, Atheotes or Jarema lynch today.
Once again, not like any of you care.
Montmorency
05-25-2012, 13:37
Could easily be a double-killing lone scum - we've seen it before.
I would eliminate Ishmael, Jarema, Chaotix, and Csargo all at once, if possible. If it isn't, it should be...
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