The cure for nazism discovered! [Archive]

HoreTore

06-28-2012, 20:33

Centurion1

06-28-2012, 21:21

It's pot (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2165342/Prussian-Blue-twins-Lynx-Lamb-Marijuana-changed-Nazis-peace-loving-hippies.html).

Is this why conservatives oppose liberalizing pot? They're afraid they'll all turn into hippies? Also, it's good to see that a horrible case of child abuse and brainwashing had a happy end... Enjoy your new lives as productive members of society, Lamb and Lynx! :smash:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/miami-cannibal-case-bath-salts-street-drugs-found-system-marijuana-article-1.1103466

Get at me son

EDIT: fixed the link with another one. dont think it was working

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

06-28-2012, 21:37

It's pot (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2165342/Prussian-Blue-twins-Lynx-Lamb-Marijuana-changed-Nazis-peace-loving-hippies.html).

Is this why conservatives oppose liberalizing pot? They're afraid they'll all turn into hippies? Also, it's good to see that a horrible case of child abuse and brainwashing had a happy end... Enjoy your new lives as productive members of society, Lamb and Lynx! :smash:

Well, given that the Pot puts holes in your memory, maybe they just forgot to be angry.

Or, maybe - now stay with me here - you're medicalising being an uptight bigot?

I used to be uptight, then I found Jesus and I love everybody!

Papewaio

06-28-2012, 23:02

So Elmo needs to take up smoking pot rather then hanging out at the zoo.

Fragony

06-29-2012, 06:22

So Elmo needs to take up smoking pot rather then hanging out at the zoo.

Heh saw that.... Common Hoah it's just a guy in a suit

InsaneApache

06-29-2012, 08:21

I used to have a copy of Mein Kampf and lost it. Maybe it's short term memory thingy.

rory_20_uk

06-29-2012, 08:27

Eventually everything can be medicalised as after we can map exactly how the brain works we can call ways we don't like pathology.

Pot, taken in very large amounts is detrimental to one's healh. Like Salt. Like sugar. Like Oxygen. Like water...

~:smoking:

Fragony

06-29-2012, 09:02

I used to have a copy of Mein Kampf and lost it

That also kinda happened to our German neighbours

Papewaio

06-29-2012, 10:13

Pot, taken in very large amounts is detrimental to one's healh. Like Salt. Like sugar. Like Oxygen. Like water...

~:smoking:

Now now, water boarding isn't dangerous it's just a college level prank along with taking pot and of course not inhaling or having sex with that woman...

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

06-29-2012, 10:17

Furunculus

06-29-2012, 10:22

That also kinda happened to our German neighbours

lol. :D

spankythehippo

07-04-2012, 09:55

I used to smoke copious amounts of weed. I still smoke occasionally (about 3 times a week). And I feel fine. If I die, I'm going to die high.

Fragony

07-04-2012, 10:22

Since I quited I sometimes lose control of my right arm and I need to shave more

Papewaio

07-04-2012, 12:27

Since I quited I sometimes lose control of my right arm and I need to shave more

So it had delayed puberty then?

Fragony

07-04-2012, 12:32

So it had delayed puberty then?

I shave my balls I think you have earned the right to know that

Papewaio

07-05-2012, 00:40

Fragony: collector of blades and has the balls to use them. :bow:

HoreTore

07-05-2012, 01:09

I shave my balls I think you have earned the right to know that

Are there anyone who doesn't these days?

Kadagar_AV

07-05-2012, 02:17

Are there anyone who doesn't these days?

I know! In the changing room the other day all I saw was bald snakes... I seem to wonder if I am the only man left alive who can't be bothered...

spankythehippo

07-05-2012, 03:27

I don't shave my balls. I trim.

Also...

THREAD SUCCESS! From Nazi's to pubic hair.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-05-2012, 10:47

I know! In the changing room the other day all I saw was bald snakes... I seem to wonder if I am the only man left alive who can't be bothered...

The thing is, if you shave your balls, do you do the bit on top? What about the top of your arse?

Arse cheeks?

Legs?

Cheast?

Back?

I have hair pretty much everywhere, my eyebrows scurve around under my eyes and my hackles reach half way down my back. I shave the hackles when I get a haircut so it's all the same lenght, otherwise I just do the beard, and even that I find I increasingly can't be bothered with.

HoreTore

07-05-2012, 12:36

The golden rule is to remove any hair which could end up in other peoples throats.

Gagging on pubic hair is NOT fun, kids.

Kadagar_AV

07-05-2012, 12:52

My main gripe back when I shaved was.... How far back do you go?

Top - no problem...
Balls and sides - fair enough...

But then it just feels strange to stop when you still feel hair left.

So after a while you have to look yourself in the mirror asking yourself why your anal is shaved :no:

HoreTore

07-05-2012, 12:57

Andres

07-06-2012, 21:58

Are there anyone who doesn't these days?

I can't be bothered, really :shrug:

Ok, society kinda forces you to pretend you're not a caveman, but there are limits...

Also...

THREAD SUCCESS! From Nazi's to pubic hair.

I was thinking the same :laugh4:

Kadagar_AV

07-06-2012, 22:26

I am SO not missing the days when Banquo's Ghost ran the moderating here...

Back then a member asked what "the carpet" meant in a sentence, and I replied "pubic hair", and got slammed with a warning...

Kudos to the new mod staff... Keeping things under control, but not victorian control :bow:

Moros

07-07-2012, 01:19

I'm a monkey.

HoreTore

07-07-2012, 01:24

The question is....

What is the difference between pubic hair and nazis? Is there any?

Kadagar_AV

07-07-2012, 01:33

There is a branch of historians seriously pondering if the Hitler mustache wasn't just pubic hair and super glue...

Fragony

07-07-2012, 07:48

Not sure about the glue, he WAS a bit of a dick after all

naut

07-07-2012, 10:49

Those Hitler t-shirts are simultaneously the best and the worst. :beam:

My main gripe back when I shaved was.... How far back do you go?
Aye. I'm growing a fairly swanky beard currently, but when it comes to body hair there are a few areas I cannot abide: back, balls and moles. Mole hair is nasty.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-07-2012, 20:40

The golden rule is to remove any hair which could end up in other peoples throats.

Gagging on pubic hair is NOT fun, kids.

Ah, so, really, so that's the issue.

Does your girlfriend make you shave your armpts too?

But, seriously, I'm proud of my leg hair, the best thing about it is that when I get our of the shower in the freezing cold in the middle of winter, I already feel like I have trousers on.

HoreTore

07-07-2012, 21:26

I'm trying really hard to come up with a sex act involving armpits, but I can't think of any.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-07-2012, 21:52

I'm trying really hard to come up with a sex act involving armpits, but I can't think of any.

Walk it back, find the subtext.

spankythehippo

07-08-2012, 06:08

I'm trying really hard to come up with a sex act involving armpits, but I can't think of any.

I believe I saw something in the Kama Sutra that uses some weird position. I also saw it in a ... ahem... adult video. I could post it, but it's obviously NSFW.

Also, I shaved my balls once. Every time I looked down to take a leak, I would see this retarded looking thing. So, from then on, I only trim.

Kadagar_AV

07-08-2012, 16:09

I'm trying really hard to come up with a sex act involving armpits, but I can't think of any.

My oh my, unimaginative much, are we?

Walk it back, find the subtext.

I giggled :creep:

HoreTore

07-08-2012, 19:25

My oh my, unimaginative much, are we?

I can only come up with things involving female armpits, not male armpits... And still noone which would lead to pubic hair in the throat...

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-08-2012, 20:39

I can only come up with things involving female armpits, not male armpits... And still noone which would lead to pubic hair in the throat...

I take it you're not much in to foreplay or doing things that don't involve your little man.

That's actually not it though.

I'm willing to bet your Dad didn't tell you to shave your balls, your girlfriend did.

Now, what do you expect her and every other woman to shave?

Generations of women (and men) managed not to choke on public hair - that's not why she expects you to shave.

HoreTore

07-08-2012, 21:57

Seeing as I'm single...........

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-08-2012, 22:33

Seeing as I'm single...........

Did you start when you were sleeping with someone, or when you were sleeping alone?

Just ask yourself.

HoreTore

07-08-2012, 22:42

Did you start when you were sleeping with someone, or when you were sleeping alone?

Just ask yourself.

I was single when I started too. It may surprise you that some people change their appearance because they want to.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-08-2012, 23:27

I was single when I started too. It may surprise you that some people change their appearance because they want to.

That doesn't surprise me.

Deciding to shave your nads for no reason?

That does surprise me.

HoreTore

07-09-2012, 00:01

That doesn't surprise me.

Deciding to shave your nads for no reason?

That does surprise me.

Get with the times.

Pubic hair is gross.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-09-2012, 00:03

Get with the times.

Pubic hair is gross.

No, it isn't.

That's like a woman saying her breasts are gross.

Learn to love your body HoreTore!

HoreTore

07-09-2012, 00:07

No, it isn't.

That's like a woman saying her breasts are gross.

Learn to love your body HoreTore!

A womans pubes are also gross.

A design flaw.

Centurion1

07-09-2012, 00:09

I wear pants I don't need hair to keep my balls warm.

The advantages of shaving are numerous and far outweigh the cons.

Montmorency

07-09-2012, 00:20

You don't need your balls warm.

Wouldn't waxing be far less tedious? Shaving is such a hassle.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-09-2012, 00:26

A womans pubes are also gross.

A design flaw.

I just...

Words fail, if you think pubes are gross I can't imagine how you view the rest of the human body.

Centurion1

07-09-2012, 01:56

I just...

Words fail, if you think pubes are gross I can't imagine how you view the rest of the human body.

pubic hair is gross.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-09-2012, 11:37

pubic hair is gross.

So is your penis, if you think like that.

Fragony

07-09-2012, 11:40

Learn to love your body HoreTore!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Centurion1

07-09-2012, 15:59

So is your penis, if you think like that.

Uh no not everything on your body is of equal beauty. Except for mine, but im a living adonis.

Papewaio

07-09-2012, 22:24

There is a middle ground.

After all I assume having a haircut is not self hatred. Grooming is a very ancient thing. I do find it funny that men can be so metrosexual as to shave under their arms.

Mind you I have a shaved head... I'd hate to try and ask my barber to do any manscaping

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-09-2012, 22:47

Centurion1

07-10-2012, 02:07

Facial hair is gross

Kadagar_AV

07-10-2012, 04:15

Facial hair is gross

... on girls.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-10-2012, 13:22

Facial hair is gross

Your body hair is one of the things which indicates you are a healthy man, in many cultures adulthood is synonymous with being able to grow a full beard.

Obviously, you wish to remain a child - and you want your women childlike too.

I have always found this line of thinking slightly disturbing.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-10-2012, 13:23

... on girls.

Probably the majority of women have hair on their upper lip, you just don't notice it on blondes.

I'm over it, it doesn't get in the way.

HoreTore

07-10-2012, 13:27

Your body hair is one of the things which indicates you are a healthy man, in many cultures adulthood is synonymous with being able to grow a full beard.

Obviously, you wish to remain a child - and you want your women childlike too.

I have always found this line of thinking slightly disturbing.

This is just nonsense.

I shave my beard because I think I look like a hobo with facial hair. It has nothing to do with wanting to "look like a boy". Some people look good with beards AND have good-looking beards. I don't, so I shave.

Removing pubic hair is due to hygiene and comfort, not some pedo fantasy.

Centurion1

07-10-2012, 15:06

You have some twisted thought processes phillips. My rule of thumb is when our two resident vikings and I are on one side of an argument you have already lost. And also according to the New Testament the apocalypse is nigh.

This is just nonsense.

I shave my beard because I think I look like a hobo with facial hair. It has nothing to do with wanting to "look like a boy". Some people look good with beards AND have good-looking beards. I don't, so I shave.

Removing pubic hair is due to hygiene and comfort, not some pedo fantasy.

Thank you. My beard looks icky so I shave it. It serves no purpose except being dirty. It itches, it gives me acne and it requires work to maintain. There are no advantages to having a beard in the 21st century. Do I need it for warmth? No. Do I get to string trophies of men I have killed through it? No. Most women don't even like them and the connotations that arise from facial hair go from pedophiles to Santa Claus, neither of whom I wish to be associated with in the eyes of the female population.

I shave my pubes for plenty of different reasons. Not because of some weird pedo fantasies which by the way is possibly the most insulting insinuation you could make.

1. Girls like it shaved
2. It is courteous (If you don't you have no manners)
3. It looks bigger
4. It is cleaner
5. It makes girls think you are experienced.

And there are more reasons actually.

Viking

07-10-2012, 16:13

This thread contains girlymen.

Centurion1

07-10-2012, 16:27

This is not the Scandinavian I was referring too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7l8rWfLAus

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-10-2012, 20:17

You have some twisted thought processes phillips. My rule of thumb is when our two resident vikings and I are on one side of an argument you have already lost. And also according to the New Testament the apocalypse is nigh.

Thank you. My beard looks icky so I shave it. It serves no purpose except being dirty. It itches, it gives me acne and it requires work to maintain. There are no advantages to having a beard in the 21st century. Do I need it for warmth? No. Do I get to string trophies of men I have killed through it? No. Most women don't even like them and the connotations that arise from facial hair go from pedophiles to Santa Claus, neither of whom I wish to be associated with in the eyes of the female population.

I shave my pubes for plenty of different reasons. Not because of some weird pedo fantasies which by the way is possibly the most insulting insinuation you could make.

1. Girls like it shaved
2. It is courteous (If you don't you have no manners)
3. It looks bigger
4. It is cleaner
5. It makes girls think you are experienced.

And there are more reasons actually.

To clarify, I'm not talking about you having a "wierd paedo fantasy" - I'm talking about you have mild body dismorphia.

If you shave your balls to get girls - more power to you. If you do it because they're "icky" that's not healthy.

Personally, I have met enough women impressed by my body hair to conclude that the ones who don't like it just aren't my type, or rather I'm not theirs.

My beard happens to look awesome - thank you, its black and thick lustrous, just like the rest of my body hair.

Shaving is a pain, one I endure for reasons of social stigma, and because my beard frightens small children and old ladies.

Montmorency

07-10-2012, 21:30

it gives me acne

Inconceivable. Nothing irritates the skin more than scraping the top layer(s) of it off with a blade.

HoreTore

07-10-2012, 21:32

Oh come on.

You seriously want to diagnose and medicalize genital area hair removal - and possibly facial hair as well?

Nose hair is nasty as all hell. Same with ear hair. Both are completly natural and a part of my body. Yet I'll remove them the second they peep out of their natural caves. Because they're nasty. And gross. Oh, and nipple hair.

Kinda like how I'll shave my face, belly and genital area. It aint nice, so away it goes. If you want to blame something, blame culture, there's no need to give a psychological diagnosis to the majority of the population.

Yes. Majority of the population. Time to face facts, Philipvs. You are a minority in the world now. Better sign up for some of that diversity money...

HoreTore

07-10-2012, 21:34

Inconceivable. Nothing irritates the skin more than scraping the top layer(s) of it off with a blade.

Actually, I get it too, but only when I skip my shaving for a week or two. While shaving daily/semi-daily, I get none.

Go figure.

Montmorency

07-10-2012, 21:41

Kinda like how I'll shave my face, belly and genital area. It aint nice, so away it goes. If you want to blame something, blame culture, there's no need to give a psychological diagnosis to the majority of the population.

:confused:

If you're doing the entire body, might as well pony up and get a waxing.

HoreTore

07-10-2012, 22:08

:confused:

If you're doing the entire body, might as well pony up and get a waxing.

I have. Though not that often.

spankythehippo

07-11-2012, 03:25

I'd rather die than get waxed. I'm a sissy when it comes to that.

I haven't shaved in about a year. Just like the rest of my body (except my hair), I trim. I make sure it doesn't get out of control, although I do look like I just came out the jungle.

I'm a very hairy Asian. Almost Mediterranean level of hairy.

Kralizec

07-11-2012, 07:53

What about butt hair?

Papewaio

07-11-2012, 08:29

So we've created an Anti-Godwin thread. Gone from Nazi to Metrosexual grooming...

spankythehippo

07-11-2012, 08:30

What about butt hair?

I don't venture there.

This is why. It's a story of a man who did it. And it's consequences. Definitely a good read.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

HoreTore

07-11-2012, 11:50

What about butt hair?

Don't have any, so....

Kralizec

07-11-2012, 12:18

I don't venture there.

This is why. It's a story of a man who did it. And it's consequences. Definitely a good read.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

Hehe, I know. I was going to post that as soon as someone responded.

Don't have any, so....

Lucky.

Fragony

07-11-2012, 12:21

What about butt hair?

BLEACH IT

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

07-11-2012, 13:42

Don't have any, so....

Huh?

But... I thought you were Norwegian, you should be at least half as hairy as I am.

HoreTore

07-11-2012, 14:19

Huh?

But... I thought you were Norwegian, you should be at least half as hairy as I am.

Norwegians generally don't have much bodyhair.

Especially us blonde Norwegians.

Centurion1

07-11-2012, 14:51

Norwegians generally don't have much bodyhair.

Especially us blonde Norwegians.

its probably just blonde then. at least some by the rectum. Yeah I dont joke aorund with my body hair its business in the front party in the back when it comes to this mans ass hair.

Moros

07-12-2012, 02:26

its probably just blonde then. at least some by the rectum. Yeah I dont joke aorund with my body hair its business in the front party in the back when it comes to this mans ass hair.

I don't have to wear boxers either. Nature can come in handy sometimes. Though it can be a problem when on the toilet. :no:

Askthepizzaguy

07-12-2012, 09:42

I would also like to discuss the length and luxuriousness of my butt hair. But my trouble is, where do I begin? A list of adjectives which are unworthy to describe how awesome I am, or perhaps just a physical description? Words fail me.

I could just discuss the myriad of combs and conditioners I use. But to shave it off, that would be like shaving the Mona Lisa bald. And I want you all to see my Mona Lisa smile, in all its illustrious beauty.

Shaka_Khan

08-29-2012, 14:48

I hope a cure is found soon. What happened in Michigan was really freaky! -> http://news.yahoo.com/jewish-student-says-attackers-stapled-lips-shut-222337099--abc-news-topstories.html

Jewish Student Says Attackers Stapled His Lips Shut

By Colleen Curry | ABC News

A 19-year-old college student who was attending a party near Michigan State University early Sunday morning said he was beaten and his lips were stapled together after his attackers asked if he was Jewish, according to police.................