Buff Girl

[Shaka_Khan]

Let's think about this situation:
Imagine that you're girlfriend is buff and can lift heavy weights, even you. Where would you take her for vacation?
She doesn't want to be at a beach and she doesn't want to wear a bathing suit.
Maybe she'd like to go hiking with a huge backpack hanging down her shoulders.
Maybe she'd enjoy camping and do barbecue. She could carry 50% of the equipment and food.
There got to be plenty of places where she'd enjoy.....

[rajpoot]

Why focus on the fact that she's buff?

[Major Robert Dump]

If by "buff" you mean muscled and toned, then she should be wearing a bikini and it is her manifest destiny to do so. Not doing so, whenever you request, is grounds for termination

If my "buff" you mean "husky" or "Rosie O Donnell" then yes, you should take her hiking and have her carry all the weight as it is good at burning calories. You could also maybe enter her into some tough man contests, get her into roller derby, or see if she would like to wrestle bears in upstate montana

[Centurion1]

have her carry you around like a horse.

[Vuk]

Who gives a shite whether she is strong or not?

[Major Robert Dump]

Strong, fit girls make better girlfriends because

A) they can toss u around in the sack and
B) they make good side kicks when fighting crime/stopping terrorists/getting robbed etc, assuming they just dont immediately start crying

[classical_hero]

I will never date a muscly woman.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Strong, fit girls make better girlfriends because

A) they can toss u around in the sack and
B) they make good side kicks when fighting crime/stopping terrorists/getting robbed etc, assuming they just dont immediately start crying

I suppose it depends if you want to not be the "man" in the relationship.

To be honest, I'm keen on being the man.

As previously mentioned I'm gretting fit, but I will never be Arnie, and I don't want a girlfriend who can outdo me lifting weights.

Call me shallow, by all means, it just doesn't appeal.

Nor does this current craze for climbing, btw, as I am not keen on heights.

[Peasant Phill]

Strong, fit girls make better girlfriends because

A) they can toss u around

This isn't positive.

[Visor]

I suppose it depends if you want to not be the "man" in the relationship.

To be honest, I'm keen on being the man.

As previously mentioned I'm gretting fit, but I will never be Arnie, and I don't want a girlfriend who can outdo me lifting weights.

Call me shallow, by all means, it just doesn't appeal.

Nor does this current craze for climbing, btw, as I am not keen on heights.

Tell her she can get on top and climb your mountain. Might improve your chances with the girls PVC. ;)

[Vuk]

I will never date a muscly woman.

Much insecure? Nah, seriously, I far prefer very muscular women. I want a woman I can respect, and that means intelligence and strength. A strong girl where I come from generally means good character and work ethic (girls out here generally get very strong from doing a lot of farm work, not pumping irons in the gym). Also, I like girls I can wrestle with (it is great bonding). Wrestling a tooth-pick city-girl is not wrestling, it is bullying.

I just understand what a woman's musculature has to do with where you would go on a date/vacation!

[Kadagar_AV]

I could never be with a girl more muscular than me....

Not only because she wouldn't be too nice on the eyes, but more importantly because it would just feel... wrong...

But if she is into Buff Girl stuff, I guess you could take her to a class of "How To Roll Your Own Tampons" or something...

[Vuk]

I could never be with a girl more muscular than me....

Not only because she wouldn't be too nice on the eyes, but more importantly because it would just feel... wrong...

But if she is into Buff Girl stuff, I guess you could take her to a class of "How To Roll Your Own Tampons" or something...

Much sexist? Also, dude, what do you mean that muscular women are not sexy? Sure, those body-builders being posted in the babe thread all the time are pretty scary, but I have seen lots of very strong women who looked nothing like that. A girl with good muscle is really attractive.

[Strike For The South]

All of you guys sound like real ladykillers

[classical_hero]

It does seem like peopleare giving different definitions of what a "Buff" woman is, so we need a picture or two to settle the definition.

[Major Robert Dump]

You have not lived until you have been in the bedroom with a Serena Willaims lookalike, with prison tatoos and gold teeth, who throws you around, pins you down, calls you Dirty Farmboy and chokes you unconscious. This is love.

Anyone who thinks the starting girl in the video below is not attractive should check the toilet for his testicles. although I doubt this was what the OP meant when he said buff. He ws porbably referring more to my love affair mentioned above


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1ZjxSezKQ&feature=related

[Kadagar_AV]

MRD, easily no. 3 for me.

But they are all fit, not buff...

They don't have more muscle either, so my statement remains. *tbh, there are very few girls in that video I would kick out of bed*

[Major Robert Dump]

Maybe this is what OP meant. I would still hit it, and hopefully, she would hit me back. I once had a girl like this put my head through a wall


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHDzHpHJTgo&feature=relmfu

[Major Robert Dump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5mCs5Be9KA&feature=related

[Major Robert Dump]

Or maybe the OP meant something along the lines of Mrs Clobberetta:

http://www.doommaidens.com/clobberetta/

Make sure the audio is up. PG-13 language


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWof8BMXgI&feature=plcp

[Kadagar_AV]

I'd rip myself a vagina before doing anything what so ever with those girls though...

[Vuk]

Oh gosh MRD, you are one of those weirdos with the giantess fetish! Here I thought ANerd was the only one...

[Major Robert Dump]

Or maybe this is what the OP meant, but good luck getting this one to carry anything


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NYaUc4qvDM&feature=related

[Vuk]

Or maybe this is what the OP meant, but good luck getting this one to carry anything


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NYaUc4qvDM&feature=related

YIPES!!!
MRD, now you are really scaring me!

[Kadagar_AV]

Ok... So maybe that last one I would bang...

If for no other reason than that my friends would never believe me!

[Vuk]

Ok... So maybe that last one I would bang...

If for no other reason than that my friends would never believe me!

Would you really want them to believe you? :P

[naut]

All of you guys sound like real ladykillers
How can I be of assistance?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

You have not lived until you have been in the bedroom with a Serena Willaims lookalike, with prison tatoos and gold teeth, who throws you around, pins you down, calls you Dirty Farmboy and chokes you unconscious. This is love.

Anyone who thinks the starting girl in the video below is not attractive should check the toilet for his testicles. although I doubt this was what the OP meant when he said buff. He ws porbably referring more to my love affair mentioned above


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1ZjxSezKQ&feature=related

Erm, they're attractive, some of those boobs even look real but, to be honest, I prefer a woman with a little more padding than that, those girls are toned, but they also look kinda skinny.


All of you guys sound like real ladykillers

as previously noted - I am permenantly out of the game, and I only kill men, as well as sheep and chickens.

Possibly the occasional wolf or wild boar.

[Kralizec]

This thread is better than any of the other girl threads in the frontroom.

I'm going to thank all posts in here, just because. Too bad there isn't a way I can thank Strike's post twice.