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Strike For The South
07-27-2012, 06:13
6406
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I've thought she was beautiful ever since I saw Bend it like Beckham, but way too skinny and boney.
I've thought she was beautiful ever since I saw Bend it like Beckham, but way too skinny and boney.
Needs more mango-chutney for some baby-fat
Greyblades
07-27-2012, 08:52
Ugh, maybe it's my blocked sinuses, but that picture looks like she has the head-body proportion of an anime character. Also her lips look goofy.
stratigos vasilios
07-27-2012, 09:51
I've thought she was beautiful ever since I saw Bend it like Beckham, but way too skinny and boney.
+1 this.
Ugh, maybe it's my blocked sinuses, but that picture looks like she has the head-body proportion of an anime character. Also her lips look goofy.
If it has lumbs and isn't a camel what are you yapping about. She's hot and totally doable. I might just have to file you under G, not because I want to mind you it's necesary
LeftEyeNine
07-27-2012, 14:08
You're too easily excited, SDFSDASRSFADRTASD. :smoking:
Major Robert Dump
07-27-2012, 14:15
I like skinny girls because I can use their pelvis is handles, and I can stick the mouth of my cigar bewteen two ribs so I don't have to put it out
You can even go Russia on them if you crush their ribs first
Greyblades
07-27-2012, 18:18
If it has lumbs and isn't a camel what are you yapping about.
What are you yapping about?
She's hot and totally doable. I might just have to file you under G, not because I want to mind you it's necesary
No! Please! Don't file me as goat! I couldn't stand being considered part of your prefered mates.
What are you yapping about?
No! Please! Don't file me as goat! I couldn't stand being considered part of your prefered mates.
You will still be able to stand don't worry so much
She has a nice face but the body of a 12 year old boy.
Major Robert Dump
07-28-2012, 07:55
You guys are so short sighted
The obvious solution to solving her skinnyness is to get her preggers
I like girls that skinny because it means they will never, ever end up looking like Kirstey Alley
Plus, they are cheaper to feed
And easier to keep restrained in the basement
You also need less choloform
LeftEyeNine
07-28-2012, 13:40
FRONTROOM. :stare:
FRONTROOM. :stare:
That is also possible of course but you would have to chain her to the radiator or she flees, I find a basement much more convenient personally. Of course you need some fitness equipment and uv-lights to keep her in shape.
Centurion1
07-28-2012, 20:54
That is also possible of course but you would have to chain her to the radiator or she flees, I find a basement much more convenient personally. Of course you need some fitness equipment and uv-lights to keep her in shape.
I love you.
Major Robert Dump
07-29-2012, 03:18
Now that was funny.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
07-29-2012, 14:26
6406
:blush:
Hmmm.
Winona Ryder is more beautiful.
You are just a little too young to recognise it.
Major Robert Dump
07-29-2012, 15:55
Winona Ryder picked the douchbag, narcissist whiney baby chain smoker over the dorky nice guy in Reality Bites and after that I could never stand her anymore. I know, she was just an actress in a movie, but she should have protested and demanded a script change.
And she shoplifts she is evil
She is absolutely the sort of type I dislike, I am totally confident that I won be able to get along with her. There is something about her and not in a good way
Hmmm.
Winona Ryder is more beautiful.
You are just a little too young to recognise it.
If you're going with women in the 40's, I'd go for Ashley Judd.
EDIT: But Kiera Knightley is just a fricking skeleton.
johnhughthom
07-30-2012, 08:09
Hmmm.
Winona Ryder is more beautiful.
You are just a little too young to recognise it.
And Phoebe Cates beats them both.
classical_hero
07-30-2012, 09:24
https://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q485/classical_hero/pirates-yo-ho-ho-cuuby-demotivation.jpg
Kralizec
07-30-2012, 11:20
I never realized that MRD and Fragony were actually Austrians.
I never realized that MRD and Fragony were actually Austrians.
But we aren't looking for lebensraum, quite the opposite
The Stranger
07-30-2012, 15:17
Hmmm.
Winona Ryder is more beautiful.
You are just a little too young to recognise it.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2885846272/nm0000213
u gotta be kidding me...
The Stranger
07-30-2012, 15:18
And Phoebe Cates beats them both.
i hope you are kidding even more
http://www.allcelebrityhairstyles.com/phoebe-cates-hairstyles.html
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2885846272/nm0000213
u gotta be kidding me...
Everyone has bad photos.
The Stranger
07-30-2012, 16:54
true :D
there are definitely better looking pictures of women, however kiera is beautiful but not very sexy i think. i like emma watson better :P
Kagemusha
07-30-2012, 18:19
If we are wandering into the skin and bones department. I would pick Natalie Portman any day over Kiera.:on_love:
If we are wandering into the skin and bones department. I would pick Natalie Portman any day over Kiera.:on_love:
She has the curves where they matter. Watch Your Highness. Terrible movie, but she looks awesome in it.
Major Robert Dump
07-30-2012, 21:18
Portman is not skin and bones by a long shot. She is a fit young woman.
Knightly looks better with a little meat, like she had in Pirates and before she got huge. Like I said before, the best way to handle this is for me to get her pregnant.
Ryder and Cates are past their prime and need to focus on knitting and getting the grandkids to school on time. But in her Youth Cates was a class act.
Cates will always get points for her pool scene and bananna scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, which would be illegal if released to today
johnhughthom
07-31-2012, 00:23
Just to clarify, I meant Phoebe Cates in the 80s, not now.
Major Robert Dump
07-31-2012, 00:43
But we cannot bring her back.
So now we have Kiera.
johnhughthom
07-31-2012, 00:50
We can still watch Gremlins etc, so I have no need of Knightley.
I could wish Knightley had more "junk in her trunk", but otherwise I find her to be perfectly...acceptable (in lieu of a less polite term). I've never been a huge boob guy, so her chest (or lack thereof) doesn't bother me.
I could wish Knightley had more "junk in her trunk", but otherwise I find her to be perfectly...acceptable (in lieu of a less polite term). I've never been a huge boob guy, so her chest (or lack thereof) doesn't bother me.
A little more than two muskeeto-bites would be nice but she's pretty enough for me
Kiera's best attributes are her cheekbones and her neck/shoulders. This is why she is always in period pieces, the old clothes show them off. I think MRD is right though, a kid or two would improve the rest (if it didn't kill her in the process).
Kiera's best attributes are her cheekbones and her neck/shoulders. This is why she is always in period pieces, the old clothes show them off. I think MRD is right though, a kid or two would improve the rest (if it didn't kill her in the process).
(Of making them?) But she has a certain higher-class vibe going for her, not surprised she always plays certain roles, she's a lady.
(Of making them?)
With her body, I imagine ejecting the baby from her womb will not be an easy process. She might be a candidate for an automatic C-section.
With her body, I imagine ejecting the baby from her womb will not be an easy process. She might be a candidate for an automatic C-section.
You don't understand sexist jokes you fail in manliness
Kiera's best attributes are her cheekbones and her neck/shoulders. This is why she is always in period pieces, the old clothes show them off.
Atonement was a fantastic film, I can't really imagine any other young British actresses that could have pulled off that look (and the role) as well as she did.
classical_hero
08-01-2012, 12:34
If we are talking about the most beautiful woman, I would Ana Ivanovic easily has Kiera covered.
Tie between Bridget Moynahan and Charice Theron.
Major Robert Dump
08-01-2012, 14:18
I would eat Kiera Knightly's placenta after she gives birth to my child. I would invite Katy Holmes over to watch, and ask if she has any placenta for me to eat as well. In fact, if you are reading this now and you are female, I will eat your placenta. KTHNX
I would eat Kiera Knightly's placenta after she gives birth to my child. I would invite Katy Holmes over to watch, and ask if she has any placenta for me to eat as well. In fact, if you are reading this now and you are female, I will eat your placenta. KTHNX
That's disgusting.....:sick:
Of all the stuff you could've written you'll eat, you chose placenta....
That's disgusting.....:sick:
Of all the stuff you could've written you'll eat, you chose placenta....
Well eating anything else, unless you add the correct preposition, is considered cannibalism, which, according to your culture, is considered either wrong or the only way to gain your opponents rich, tasty courage.
Well eating anything else, unless you add the correct preposition, is considered cannibalism, which, according to your culture, is considered either wrong or the only way to gain your opponents rich, tasty courage.
I'll keep this as frontroomy and PG-13 as possible, but eating does not need to literally mean eating everytime.
I'll keep this as frontroomy and PG-13 as possible, but eating does not need to literally mean eating everytime.
*cough* +1 *cough*
Major Robert Dump
08-04-2012, 02:52
Eating a plcenta is no more cannibalism that eating someone's poo or eating their shedded hair.
The placenta is left over. It gives life.
No, no, I know that, I was saying eating something like the toe or the elbow would get you in trouble with the neighbors, or even THE MAN. The placenta is fine though.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
08-05-2012, 14:44
To clarify, I meant Winona Ryder at the same age Knightly is now.
Otherwise it's not a fair comparison.
Having said that, Natalie Portman has rounded out quite a bit, as I recently noticed in Thor.
To clarify, I meant Winona Ryder at the same age Knightly is now.
Otherwise it's not a fair comparison.
Having said that, Natalie Portman has rounded out quite a bit, as I recently noticed in Thor.
Imho it all went downhill since Leon
edyzmedieval
08-05-2012, 20:54
Keira Knightley ftw.
I want Eva Green as my goddess.
Eating a plcenta is no more cannibalism that eating someone's poo or eating their shedded hair.
The placenta is left over. It gives life.
Don't ask me why I laughed but I did
Imho it all went downhill since Leon
Wasn't she thirteen or so in that film? It's been a while since I've seen it, I can't remember much besides lots of shooting, a potted plant and Gary Oldman's awesomeness.
Wasn't she thirteen or so in that film? It's been a while since I've seen it, I can't remember much besides lots of shooting, a potted plant and Gary Oldman's awesomeness.
Yeah bad joke I had to. I recently saw it again and it's really one of the best movies ever. Gary Oldman is an absolutely chilling villain and Portman should have gotten an Oscar for her role as a lolita, period. I don't understand how she was able to play such a seductive character at 12 year old, she is very very talented
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