Cornflakes Killer Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: BSmith. I'll run with ATPG on this one. Hopefully the active townies aren't outnumbered by mafia yet, and so this vote may actually have an effect.

Difficult to have an effect without the bold tags.

[ b ] STUFF [ /b]

[Montmorency]

vote: BSmith. I'll run with ATPG on this one. Hopefully the active townies aren't outnumbered by mafia yet, and so this vote may actually have an effect.

That's impossible. CH plainly stated that there are two scum. BSmith is not scum here...

[Ishmael]

Difficult to have an effect without the bold tags.

[ b ] STUFF [ /b]

Whoops, knew I'd forgotten something.

vote:Bsmith

Montmorency: So there's two scum, and none of the mafia are dead yet. I don't quite see the bearing of that on BSmith's guilt or innocence.

[johnhughthom]

I'll run with ATPG on this one.

You do realise this 'Askthepizzaguy the Helpful Ghost' isn't necessarily 'Cleared Townie Askthepizzaguy the Helpful Ghost'?

[Ishmael]

You do realise this 'Askthepizzaguy the Helpful Ghost' isn't necessarily 'Cleared Townie Askthepizzaguy the Helpful Ghost'?



Dead 15/21
...
ATPG - Town
Double A/Askthepizzaguy2 - Town
...


On the plus side, that post makes me feel that you're more likely to be town (although I'm not quite sure why).

[BSmith]

What do you suggest I base my vote on?

Perhaps something more tangible? Like in-game behavior?

To that end… unvote; vote Ishmael. “Let’s take the easy case that dead innocent guy over there is proposing. Should be easy to hide in this one. Even better if I am first out of the gate!”

[johnhughthom]

On the plus side, that post makes me feel that you're more likely to be town (although I'm not quite sure why).

Whoops. I was sure c_h said somewhere it was a no reveal game...:sweatdrop:

[Askthepizzaguy]

JHT is acting a little different from what I think he would if he were scum.

BSmith still kinda meh. But yeah, Ishmael can die.

What about DaveShack or Memnon?

[johnhughthom]

JHT is acting a little different from what I think he would if he were scum.

You say you can't read me, wouldn't that make me scum?

[johnhughthom]

Perhaps something more tangible? Like in-game behavior?

The last time I tried to touch in game behavior, Askthepizzaguy was naked. Never again.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You say you can't read me, wouldn't that make me scum?

You are scum, of course. The only question is whether or not you're also scum in-game. :tongue2:

[Chaotix]

Tally:

DaveShack - 1 (Memnon)
Thermal - 1 (johnhughthom)
Ishmael - 1 (BSmith)
BSmith - 1 (Ishmael)

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DAY 8

Today, nobody had more than one vote on them and there was a four way tie.

Do you know what that means? ALL FOUR OF THEM DIED.

Actually, that was a lie. One of them was selected at random to die, and it was Ishmael. He then died.

Also, it was rather fitting that he was chosen because he forgot to bold his vote. He would have been killed anyway just for that.

BEGIN NIGHT 8
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Players alive 5/21
1. Bsmith
2. Daveshack
3. Memnon
4. Brickfaced
5. johnhughthom

Dead 16/21
ATPG - Town
Choatix - Town
gibsonsg91921 - Town
Csargo - Town
Kagemusha - Town
GeneralHankerhief - Town
Montmorency - Town
issaikhaan - Town
rickinator9 - Town
a completely inoffensive name - Town
Populus Romanus/Chatoix - Town
Double A/Askthepizzaguy2 - Town
Arjos - Town
dcmort93/robbiecon - Town
Xenoneb - Town
Ishmael - Town

Timey-Wimey Timer:

[Montmorency]

This was a bad game for me and town. :shame:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Town was essentially nonexistent and non-competent at the end of the game. Man, I'm glad I'm just a replacement player.

[Arjos]

I'm glad I'm just a replacement player.

You sure? Oh twice dead Pizza?
Still we are comrades in Munich, so who cares :P

But really, how is this not over yet? XD

[Askthepizzaguy]

I never signed up for this game. I deny all responsibility for my body double's actions.

I am going to walk away from this car wreck now. I am innocent of all guiltability. Twice, mind you.

[Chaotix]

NIGHT 8

That night, BSmith was holed up in his house. Within his living room, he had constructed a fortress entirely out of boxes of cereal. It was impenetrable. The only way into his Cocoa Puff castle was through the Rice Krispie drawbridge, which was protected by a series of Honey-Nut Cheerio parapets up above. In order for any intruder to attack and lower the drawbridge, they would have to fight through having cereal thrown at them from above. And BSmith was stocked to the gills with the worst cereal in existence - Grape Nuts. Any approaching assassin would simply be pelted with Grape Nuts until they could no longer continue.

On a sign posted below was scribbled hastily, "BEWARE OF GRAPE NUTS".

So when the cereal killers showed up, one of them was notably apprehensive.

"What do we do? This guy has Grape Nuts! We can't take him without a plan!"

"Here's your plan."

The second killer walked right up to the fortress, delivered a swift kick to the walls, and watched proudly as the precariously placed stacks of cereal boxes came tumbling down on top of each other. They could hear the screams of BSmith inside, crushed under the weight of all that cereal, with the sharp corners of the cardboard boxes digging into his skin.

Actually, there was no way a pile of boxes could really kill him. He was probably just playing dead. The second killer started digging through the boxes until eventually he had fished BSmith out, grabbing him by the front of his shirt. BSmith tried to resist and started whacking the killer with a box of cocoa puffs, but when the box was aimlessly knocked out of his hand he started screaming for mercy.

The killer would give him none. A full-force punch to the face broke BSmith's nose, blackened his eye, and destroyed his will to fight. Then he barked an order to his teammate.

"Go fetch me a few boxes of those Grape Nuts."

After a few minutes of searching, the first killer returned with several boxes of the worst cereal in existence. The second killer then proceeded to force feed BSmith the Grape Nuts until he died of the sheer agony caused by their terrifying taste and texture.

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DAY 9

And then there were four.

DaveShack and Brickfaced were sleeping in their seats, while Memnon and johnhughthom were awake and wary. Memnon spoke first.

"It must be them! They must have been so tired from killing BSmith last night that they can't even stay awake!"

"You're right. I think we should take them out before they come to their senses."

"Oh, man, I don't know what to do, this is so scary!"

john handed Memnon a small blade.

"Here, take this and slit Brickfaced's throat. I'll take care of DaveShack."

"I don't know about this!"

"We have to! It's kill or be killed!"

"Alright, fine, I'll do it!"

Memnon got right to work. He tried not to look as he brought the knife to Brickfaced's throat, but in a second it was over. His hands were covered in blood. He looked over to see how johnhughthom had fared.

In the meantime, johnhughthom had been slapping DaveShack to wake him up. He was now groggily standing next to john, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. And john had a gun pointed right at Memnon.

"So, it was you all along, eh Memnon?"

"Wh-what are you talking about? What are you doing?"

"It's obvious. You've been caught red-handed, literally, killing Brickfaced the loyal townie."

"But you said he was the killer!"

"That's nonsense. It says right next to his name that he's innocent. Take a look for yourself:"

Brickfaced - Town

"You... you tricked me!"

Memnon slowly raised the knife to defend himself.

"I knew the killer wouldn't be able to resist killing another townie. You're under arrest, Memnon!"

"No, you've got it all wrong!"

"I won't hear it! You're resisting arrest, so I'm authorizing the use of lethal force!"

johnhughthom then proceeded to fire a bullet directly into Memnon's face. He then called the town sheriff, who had been conveniently absent for the duration of the episode, and let him know that the cereal killer had been caught. No accomplice had been identified, so he must have been killed by the lynch earlier.

Then he high-fived DaveShack, who groggily responded in kind, and the two drove off into the distance in Memnon's car, headed for the next town over. They kept most of the cereal they had found, especially the Grape Nuts. But they did leave one thing behind, placed carefully in Memnon's dead hands - a box of Cornflakes.

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MAFIA VICTORY


Congratulations to johnhughthom and DaveShack!

[johnhughthom]

Yay and stuff. Thanks for taking up the hosting mantle Chaotix, and c_h for starting the game (hope you feel better soon). Good to work with you Dave, even if you did disappear before the glory.

[Ishmael]

Well played mafia. As always, you both had me completely fooled (I think I've managed to successfully push for the lynch of a mafioso...once?...in my time here).

[Askthepizzaguy]

You guys deserved it after lynching me. :laugh4:

[classical_hero]

A big thanks to Chaotix for taking over from me. It has just been frustrating how long I have been sick for an the fact that it is getting worse and I might not find and end to it. It would have been interesting had one of the mafia been lynched, since this was a no reveal game, so it would have shown them as being town, until both were dead. Basically they played a flawless game, so well dne.

[Askthepizzaguy]

[B]JHT and BSmith-

odds of one being guilty: 99%

Well, I gave you a 50/50 shot at getting one of em. :laugh4: