Drinking Before Noon Is Better Than Sex

[Strike For The South]

Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

Woke up
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies out
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies in
Gin Beefeater
Fed the kitties and the puppies
Internet
-tried to look up smut
-The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
Beer Shiner Bock
-Read up on my spurs
-discotent sets in
-Checks the Gooners payroll
-Sees Walcot is still on there
-discontent slighty abated
Beer Shiner Bock
-Got on the Org

[Vladimir]

Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

Woke up
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies out
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies in
Gin Beefeater
Fed the kitties and the puppies
Internet
-tried to look up smut
-The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
Beer Shiner Bock
-Read up on my spurs
-discotent sets in
-Checks the Gooners payroll
-Sees Walcot is still on there
-discontent slighty abated
Beer Shiner Bock
-Got on the Org

Hmmmmm. Shiner Bock bread and steak...

[Kadagar_AV]

Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

Woke up
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies out
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies in
Gin Beefeater
Fed the kitties and the puppies
Internet
-tried to look up smut
-The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
Beer Shiner Bock
-Read up on my spurs
-discotent sets in
-Checks the Gooners payroll
-Sees Walcot is still on there
-discontent slighty abated
Beer Shiner Bock
-Got on the Org

But... You always struck me as a bitter angry drunk, venting on the .org? How was today any special?

[HopAlongBunny]

I think the care and feeding of puppies and kitties is meant to show his nurturing instinct.

[drone]

His taste in beer is excellent. His taste in football clubs, not so much.

[Centurion1]

Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

Woke up
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies out
Beer Shiner Bock
Let the puppies in
Gin Beefeater
Fed the kitties and the puppies
Internet
-tried to look up smut
-The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
Beer Shiner Bock
-Read up on my spurs
-discotent sets in
-Checks the Gooners payroll
-Sees Walcot is still on there
-discontent slighty abated
Beer Shiner Bock
-Got on the Org

Beefeater is gross.

[PanzerJaeger]

You're having some awful sex....

[Kadagar_AV]

You're having some awful sex....

O RLY

[Major Robert Dump]

puppies are stupid

what is a shiela?

[naut]

what is a shiela?
A big Aussie chick who may or may not shave her armpits.

[a completely inoffensive name]

One day I will find myself a kiwi. Just because.