Why Can't I Wear Makeup?

[Strike For The South]

Seriously, I'm not gay, I'm not exploring anything, not that there's anything wrong with that. I saw Boys Don't Cry, I'm progressive.

I just have amazing eyelashes and want to show them off :(

[Tuuvi]

I know a guy that likes to wear makeup who's not gay. A lot of gay guys have crushes on him and try to follow him around everywhere he goes.

If you like breaking people's hearts, then go for it.

[Strike For The South]

I don't like it

It is, however, my station in life

[Fragony]

Become an emo and you can get away with it

[HoreTore]

You can't? Why?

[Papewaio]

Move to South Korea for makeup tips.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Seriously, I'm not gay, I'm not exploring anything, not that there's anything wrong with that. I saw Boys Don't Cry, I'm progressive.

I just have amazing eyelashes and want to show them off :(

Actual answer: We Western men rely on out physical prowess to prove our worth, not our pretty faces.

Women use their looks to get men, so they accentuate them with make up.

Gay men are like women - they trade on their looks (sexually) so they wear makeup.

Anyway - if you already have awesome eyelashes you shouldn't be wearing makeup.

[Vladimir]

Our children's eyelashes would be so pretty.

[Papewaio]

Actual answer: We Western men rely on out physical prowess to prove our worth, not our pretty faces.

Very true!

Beckham is the very model of male physical prowess and you'd never call him a metrosexual. :kiss2:

[HoreTore]

Very true!

Beckham is the very model of male physical prowess and you'd never call him a metrosexual. :kiss2:

....backstreet boys and westlife?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Very true!

Beckham is the very model of male physical prowess and you'd never call him a metrosexual. :kiss2:

Yes - but he's so​ manly he's aloud to be pretty.