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The Noble-price for peace already was a joke, but it truly goes to lengths to make it even more rediculous. The EU was rewarded/granted/biddedfor/bought the Noble Price of peace. I am looking forward to the moment where I get to see the amazed looks of those who award it when they realise it's real status
SoFarSoGood
10-12-2012, 10:20
The traitors at the head of the EU will one be found hung from lamposts: Give them the prize, it won't save them from the mob.
The traitors at the head of the EU will one be found hung from lamposts: Give them the prize, it won't save them from the mob.
Which would be a pity we can use those organs
rory_20_uk
10-12-2012, 10:31
To be fair, it is unusual for the larger countries in Europe to go for this long without attacking each other. If Adams can be given the peace prize for killing less people, why not?
Apparently the wars in Iraq / Afghanistan / what was Yugoslavia / Falklands / Lybia and so on don't count.
~:smoking:
HoreTore
10-12-2012, 10:33
It's called the "Nobel Peace Prize".
This has got to be the least surprising prizes ever. Uncontroversial and a proper job from Jagland. Now, if he could only learn to speak English....
It's called the "Nobel Peace..
Gawd I know that, your sense of humour is screaming for you
HoreTore
10-12-2012, 10:39
Gawd I know that, your sense of humour is screaming for you
Start writing better jokes.
Also, I find it extremely funny how many people hint to corruption and such. Ah well, it's just the anti-EU folks, and fortunately their opinions are irrelevant to the world.
Start writing better jokes.
That your kind understands, can't do. Hardcore lefties have no sense of humour, it's gone.
Kralizec
10-12-2012, 11:50
It's questionable to give these prizes to institutions, rather than actual persons.
That said, it's still better than the one they gave to Obama right after his inauguration :shrug:
HoreTore
10-12-2012, 11:57
It's questionable to give these prizes to institutions, rather than actual persons.
That said, it's still better than the one they gave to Obama right after his inauguration :shrug:
Which organizations are you referring to? The Red Cross? Medicines sans frontiers? Nansens refugee organization? The comittee to ban landmines?
Also, Obama had been president for almost a year when it was awarded. And he had certainly more concrete results than Liu Xiaobo, for example, who had zero accomplishments, yet was universally applauded(and rightfully so).
Kralizec
10-12-2012, 12:13
Those are good organisations; once you accept that nobel prizes can go to organisations and not just persons than most of those would deserve one at one point or another. And the EU probably deserves one too.
He had been in office for a while when it was actually awarded, but at the time he was nominated he hadn't basicly done anything of note. AFAIK it was more about his commitment to diplomacy than any material accomplishments.
HoreTore
10-12-2012, 12:23
Several of the early prizes went to organizations, the prize makes no distinction between organizations and individuals. Also, several of the individuals who got the prize have been given it because of their position/work for an organization(like Liu Xiaobo who got it for charter 08).
The time of the nomination for Obama's peace prize is a hangup rooted, unfortunately, in ignorance of how the comittee works. It's not your actions prior to the nomination that's important, it's your actions after the nomination, right up until today.
And yes, Obama got his prize for his commitment to diplomacy, or in other words, on the same grounds Liu Xiaobo got his.
Noncommunist
10-12-2012, 13:26
So then why not give it to Assad to encourage him to find a way to make peace? Or maybe Putin?
And why is it different than all the other Nobel Prizes which award past behavior?
InsaneApache
10-12-2012, 13:41
It's almost as hilarious as Kissinger getting it.
HoreTore
10-12-2012, 13:42
So then why not give it to Assad to encourage him to find a way to make peace? Or maybe Putin?
And why is it different than all the other Nobel Prizes which award past behavior?
What? If Assad had been nominated(he wasn't, so can't get the prize) in february, and then spent his time between february and october dismantling his dictatorship and unifying a new democratic Syria, then he would've been an obvious winner.
But I think you confused "nomination"(start of the year) with "being awarded"(today).
You are also confused about the mission of the prize. It is not an award given to those who have made peace, but rather an award which should itself promote and create peace. The perfect prize is not that which rewards an outstanding accomplishment, but the one which gives the forces of peace the leverage they need in order to reach a peaceful solution to a situation(think Aung San Suu Kyi).
rory_20_uk
10-12-2012, 13:46
Fair enough. So... What initiatives did the EU do during this period that so wowed the panel? That so far only a few people have died from rioting in the EU as opposed to war breaking out?
~:smoking:
HoreTore
10-12-2012, 13:50
Fair enough. So... What initiatives did the EU do during this period that so wowed the panel? That so far only a few people have died from rioting in the EU as opposed to war breaking out?
~:smoking:
Jagland highlighted the following specifically:
- unification of Germany
- inclusion of Spain
- inclusion of the balkans
- the eastern expansion
As well as general stuff about democracy and human rights.
rory_20_uk
10-12-2012, 13:53
The EU didn't unify Germany.
Inclusion of Spain - politically OK. Economically not so great
Inclusion of the Balkans - as always a trip into the mire.
Eastern Expansion - Made the EU massively unweildly politically
I do not see how, barring Spain, any of the others how the EU has prevented wars / caused peace. The USSR and the USA brandishing nukes did most of this - but perhaps not such a nice fairy story.
~:smoking:
InsaneApache
10-12-2012, 14:22
Thirty years too late vis Spain.
Kralizec
10-12-2012, 14:55
The EU didn't unify Germany.
Inclusion of Spain - politically OK. Economically not so great
Inclusion of the Balkans - as always a trip into the mire.
Eastern Expansion - Made the EU massively unweildly politically
I do not see how, barring Spain, any of the others how the EU has prevented wars / caused peace. The USSR and the USA brandishing nukes did most of this - but perhaps not such a nice fairy story.
~:smoking:
That the USA and the USSR were by far the biggest players left in 1946 doesn't mean that the "midgets" France and west Germany couldn't still have a brawl between the two of them. The coal and steal community created a forum where countries could make shared decisions about natural recources and general economic policy. It ended Germany's exclusion from the world theatre as a pariah state. The ECSC and successors undeniably did stabilise Europe. Being hemmed in by two superpowers was an important motivation to pursue stability and European cooperation - I'd hesistate to label it a "cause".
Eastern Europe - look at the various conflicts these countries waged between years 1918 and 1938. It's an extremely unstable region that was only kept in line by Austro/German/Russian domination and later on by Soviet repression. These tensions were anything but resolved in 1991, in fact they still manifest them today on occasion. Since 1991 it's been largely quite though because these countries all wanted to enter the EU, and the EU frowns upon use of force to settle petty border disputes.
Fisherking
10-12-2012, 15:24
Come on guys.
This is a discussion we have every year.
It is Norway’s only chance to get noticed and if it makes no sense at all people will talk about it longer.
On the other hand, Nobel gave the easiest prize to award to the Norwegians. They didn’t need to actually study anything or do any reading. All they had to do was play Santa Claus and decide who was naughty and who was nice. I guess he figured even they couldn’t screw that up too badly. But almost every year they some how manage
Come on guys.
This is a discussion we have every year.
It is Norway’s only chance to get noticed and if it makes no sense at all people will talk about it longer.
On the other hand, Nobel gave the easiest prize to award to the Norwegians. They didn’t need to actually study anything or do any reading. All they had to do was play Santa Claus and decide who was naughty and who was nice. I guess he figured even they couldn’t screw that up too badly. But almost every year they some how manage
Beleif in 'fair' peace prizes seems to necessitate belief in saints. There's also the question of which methods are acceptable for aquiring/ensuring peace.
Edit: Not to mention that when the task was handed over "to Norway", Norway was not an indepedent country, and hadn't been so since the end of the Viking Age. Sweden, on the other hand, had been directly and independently involved in several wars throughout that time. Alfred Nobel knew well that a 'peace prize' would not be a walk in the park.
rory_20_uk
10-12-2012, 15:41
That the USA and the USSR were by far the biggest players left in 1946 doesn't mean that the "midgets" France and west Germany couldn't still have a brawl between the two of them. The coal and steal community created a forum where countries could make shared decisions about natural recources and general economic policy. It ended Germany's exclusion from the world theatre as a pariah state. The ECSC and successors undeniably did stabilise Europe. Being hemmed in by two superpowers was an important motivation to pursue stability and European cooperation - I'd hesistate to label it a "cause".
Eastern Europe - look at the various conflicts these countries waged between years 1918 and 1938. It's an extremely unstable region that was only kept in line by Austro/German/Russian domination and later on by Soviet repression. These tensions were anything but resolved in 1991, in fact they still manifest them today on occasion. Since 1991 it's been largely quite though because these countries all wanted to enter the EU, and the EU frowns upon use of force to settle petty border disputes.
The Flattened French and the Occupied Germans starting a brawl? Between them, cutting words and sticks would have been the tools.
Eastern Europe has been transiently bought into peace. There is almost no area of the planet that throwing large sums of money will not encourage stability for as long as the money flows.
~:smoking:
SoFarSoGood
10-12-2012, 16:32
That the USA and the USSR were by far the biggest players left in 1946 doesn't mean that the "midgets" France and west Germany couldn't still have a brawl between the two of them.
Get real... Germany was occupied.
Vladimir
10-12-2012, 17:00
Get real... Germany was occupied.
Still is.
Kralizec
10-12-2012, 19:10
Yes, west Germany was occupied for four years. Since then, plenty of time to rearm and settle past unresolved differences of opinion, yet never did.
France had been engaging in overseas brawls immediately following WW2, everything from the Suez to Indochina.
It's perfectly plausible. I never said it had to be an impressive fight.
Hooahguy
10-12-2012, 20:46
Im still annoyed that Al Gore won it in 2007 instead of Irena Sendler, who saved over 2,500 Jewish children from the Holocaust.
Argue all you want about Global Warming, Gore did not deserve that award.
Neither did Obama.
SoFarSoGood
10-13-2012, 08:05
Yes, west Germany was occupied for four years. Since then, plenty of time to rearm and settle past unresolved differences of opinion, yet never did.
Rubbish; BAOR (British Army of the Rhine) left in the '90s. The US and Britain still have bases in Germany. Germany was unable to go to war because A. It was divided and B. Western German forces were incorporated into NATO. You may as well argue that the Cold War deserves a Peace Prize.
Rubbish; BAOR (British Army of the Rhine) left in the '90s. The US and Britain still have bases in Germany. Germany was unable to go to war because A. It was divided and B. Western German forces were incorporated into NATO. You may as well argue that the Cold War deserves a Peace Prize.
The real occupation lies in Fort Knox, Germany's gold is right there
HoreTore
10-13-2012, 10:20
The real occupation lies in Fort Knox, Germany's gold is right there
My conspiracy alarm goes DING DING DING now. Gawd, you realize I have to go all the way to another room to shut it off, thus abondoning my coffee for half a minute?
HoreTore
10-13-2012, 10:22
Rubbish; BAOR (British Army of the Rhine) left in the '90s. The US and Britain still have bases in Germany. Germany was unable to go to war because A. It was divided and B. Western German forces were incorporated into NATO. You may as well argue that the Cold War deserves a Peace Prize.
NATO has been nominated and considered several times. And Gorby got the prize.
NATO has been nominated and considered several times. And Gorby got the prize.
Of course he did, that is why the Noble price for peace is worth just as much as whatever you get when buying a pack of cornflakes. What the commision doesn't understand is that they won't be taken seriously anymore if they insist on shoving their opinion into throats. It was kinda fun to see Obama being absolutely emberrassed for recieving it he as he really didn't understand, and neither did I to be honest.
HoreTore
10-13-2012, 10:57
Of course he did, that is why the Noble price for peace is worth just as much as whatever you get when buying a pack of cornflakes. What the commision doesn't understand is that they won't be taken seriously anymore if they insist on shoving their opinion into throats. It was kinda fun to see Obama being absolutely emberrassed for recieving it he as he really didn't understand, neither did I to be honest.
The Nobel prize is one of several other peace prizes. It is not the biggest in terms of money. It is, however, the most prestigious and famous. Why? Because of the choices made by its committee.
Gorby is among the most obvious candidates ever.
The thing is, Frags, that you do not support the ideals in Nobels will. You disagree with the premise of the prize. As such, it is no wonder that you disagree. And that's also why your opinion is irrelevant to the committee.
The Nobel prize is one of several other peace prizes. It is not the biggest in terms of money. It is, however, the most prestigious and famous. Why? Because of the choices made by its committee.
Gorby is among the most obvious candidates ever.
The thing is, Frags, that you do not support the ideals in Nobels will. You disagree with the premise of the prize. As such, it is no wonder that you disagree. And that's also why your opinion is irrelevant to the committee.
Live in your world all you want but trust me on this, nobody takes the peace price seriously anymore, it's nothing but a running joke
HoreTore
10-13-2012, 11:17
Live in your world all you want but trust me on this, nobody takes the peace price seriously anymore, it's nothing but a running joke
China seemed to disagree last year.
Also, you posted this thread 11 minutes after it was awarded. You care. Even though you are far from the target audience.
Among those who fight for peace, human rights and democracy(that excludes you, frags), Nobels prize is still the modt prestigious. And that's what counts.
China seemed to disagree last year.
Also, you posted this thread 11 minutes after it was awarded. You care. Even though you are far from the target audience.
Among those who fight for peace, human rights and democracy(that excludes you, frags), Nobels prize is still the modt prestigious. And that's what counts.
I just get news a little faster, and everybofy expected it to be rediculous given it's reputation
Edit, you are right by the way, I do care
SoFarSoGood
10-13-2012, 12:17
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That is actually pretty good who is that
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
10-14-2012, 01:29
If we were in 1995, then I could see the point - in a Post-Cold War era the EU provided a framework for Europe to move forward, but now the EU is exacerbating tensions, not easing them.
gaelic cowboy
10-15-2012, 03:14
If Adams can be given the peace prize for killing less people, why not?
~:smoking:
Adams never got the peace prize that was John Hume and David Trimble
rory_20_uk
10-15-2012, 09:21
Adams never got the peace prize that was John Hume and David Trimble
Apologies :bow:
~:smoking:
SoFarSoGood
10-16-2012, 09:06
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Bringing some peace to Portugal last night...
Germany was unable to go to war because A. It was divided
:inquisitive: I suppose that means Korea can't go to war either and there's no reason to have all these US forces down there?
As for the EU not being a person, corporations are people, too!
That said the US should have gotten it, there are two ways to support that argument:
1. They enforce the pax americana by killing everyone who disagrees
2. They are evil but at least they draw all the other bad guys' attention so the rest of us can live in peace
~;)
I've always thought that the EU played a big role in European cooperation and cooperation is one of the keys to establish peace.
You can argue that it's not perfect as long as you want but you're not perfect yourself so why should I even accept your argument? ~;)
Just wait until Putin replaces Barroso and Russia joins at the same time, that's the first step to chinese inclusion etc.
There are great plans and world peace will come, you guys just lack vision and enthusiasm and optimism.
HoreTore
10-16-2012, 10:49
Bringing peace isn't enough to get the Nobel prize.
You have to bring peace in the manner described in his will. Which means peace brought about by a reduction of standing armies, not the peace enforced by large armies.
SoFarSoGood
10-16-2012, 11:02
1. They enforce the pax americana by killing everyone who disagrees
I agree: It was NATO and the Soviet Bloc that stopped war.
You have to bring peace in the manner described in his will. Which means peace brought about by a reduction of standing armies, not the peace enforced by large armies.
And the EU's contribution to the SALT Treaties?
You can argue that it's not perfect as long as you want but you're not perfect yourself so why should I even accept your argument?
You do not have to! You can ignore me if you wish :yes:. But you cannot ignore the unelcted people who rule over both you and I.
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