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Sarmatian
10-31-2012, 14:53
This girl (http://www.businessinsider.com/catarina-migliorini-sells-virginity-2012-10) sold her virginity for 780 000$!!!

I didn't know that was the price back then so I gave mine away for free, but think of the business potential!!! Hundreds of thousands of dollars for something that last up to an hour??? And the best part is, restoring virginity costs between 1000-5000$, so it isn't really "selling" - it's renting!!! Re-package it and it goes on the shelf again. It's like a perpetuum mobile for sex.

5000$ compared to 780 000$ - that's like 15 600% profit margin. Drugs? - pfft, we laugh in the their face. Arms? - we are lmaoing to their low profit margins. Taxes payed to corrupt Serbian politicians? - okay, comparable profit margins but they won't let you go there.

The sky is the limit. Are you with me or are you with me???

MAIDENS R US Ltd all the way.
Montmorency
10-31-2012, 14:54
You'll have to compete with MAIDENS RUS.
Kadagar_AV
10-31-2012, 15:50
I like the idea...

But I bow out, I would just spoil the product.
Rhyfelwyr
10-31-2012, 15:57
Hundreds of thousands of dollars for something that last up to an hour???

I'm gonna charge 2 million and it's only going to last 30 seconds...
Fragony
10-31-2012, 16:09
Hang her upside down and pour in some hot milk and wait
Vladimir
10-31-2012, 16:34
Hang her upside down and pour in some hot milk and wait

Do what?
Fragony
10-31-2012, 16:43
Do what?

Just helping out the Serb with his business plan, my suggestion is much cheaper than a virginity recovery operation. What happens when warm milk cools down, exactly: a membrance starts forming on top of it. You just don't think thinks through.
rajpoot
10-31-2012, 17:41
This was in our papers a few days back. Isn't the girl planning to give a part of it to some charity or something?
What would be funny is if this starts a trend.


What happens when warm milk cools down, exactly: a membrance starts forming on top of it.

It is also called Devonshire cream I think. :laugh:
Vladimir
10-31-2012, 17:49
Just helping out the Serb with his business plan, my suggestion is much cheaper than a virginity recovery operation. What happens when warm milk cools down, exactly: a membrance starts forming on top of it. You just don't think thinks through.

What happens when warm milk stays warm? Yea. Not something I want to read during lunch.
Sarmatian
11-01-2012, 09:01
Hang her upside down and pour in some hot milk and wait

Uhgg, there goes my morning Nescafe.


This was in our papers a few days back. Isn't the girl planning to give a part of it to some charity or something?
What would be funny is if this starts a trend.


That's why we need to act quickly, before the competition gets a hold of this and starts lowering prices.
Fragony
11-01-2012, 10:13
You could at least thank me I saved you a lot of money
rajpoot
11-01-2012, 12:06
That's why we need to act quickly, before the competition gets a hold of this and starts lowering prices.

Only most of us aren't hot Brazilian students, so chances of actually making a sale are slim. :tongue:
Sarmatian
11-01-2012, 16:23
You could at least thank me I saved you a lot of money

I didn't make any money yet. Find me a couple of cute virgins. I've just been promoted to evil genius so that means you guys are my minions. Go forth, and find me virgins. [evil laugh]Buahahhahaha[/evil laugh]
Fragony
11-01-2012, 16:35
I didn't make any money yet. Find me a couple of cute virgins. I've just been promoted to evil genius so that means you guys are my minions. Go forth, and find me virgins. [evil laugh]Buahahhahaha[/evil laugh]

That's a weird way to say 'sorry you are right, I suck'. Not that I don't apreciate it, I think it's brave really.
Sarmatian
11-01-2012, 17:47
That's a weird way to say 'sorry you are right, I suck'. Not that I don't apreciate it, I think it's brave really.

Now which self-respecting Evil Genius would say that? I say that at the very end of the story, when I realize how futile my evil plan was and when I repent my wicked ways.
rajpoot
11-01-2012, 17:53
I didn't make any money yet. Find me a couple of cute virgins. I've just been promoted to evil genius so that means you guys are my minions. Go forth, and find me virgins. [evil laugh]Buahahhahaha[/evil laugh]

If I'm not wrong there's a specific term/word for evil geniuses who do such business. :clown:
:on_lalala:
Can we use such words on this forum.
Fisherking
11-01-2012, 19:48
Only most of us aren't hot Brazilian students, so chances of actually making a sale are slim. :tongue:

There was a guy too. The top bid for him was $3,000 from a Brazilian woman. I think he will be on the plane too.