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Lemur
04-02-2013, 14:34
Well, here I go, violating a pledge I made to myself not to vote Republican until the national party pulled its head out of its buttocks.

My excuses rationalizations reasons: Local election, and I know the candidate personally. Have had generally positive dealings with him. I know he's a good guy, and I am friends with his wife. I know he has two small kids, which matters to some local issues, and I know his wife is a public school teacher, so some of the more virulent anti-school, anti-teacher stuff isn't going to sit well with him.

I also know he's fairly educated and sane, unlikely to indulge in the theoconservative hogwash about evolution being a lie from the pits of hell (http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/10/congressman-draws-fire-for-calling-evolution-big-bang-lies-from-the-pit-of-hell/comment-page-65/), and the sun revolving around the Earth. So ... I may have utter disdain for the national party, but people are more important than the organizations they nominally adhere to.

Plus, I'm under no personal obligation to vote Democrat. There are plenty of things I object to in the D party; I just don't find them as inflexible, idealistic, and ideological as the current Republican Party. So I never made a personal vow to avoid them as a whole.

So ... yeah. Gonna vote R, for the first time in about twelve years. Euro-Orgahs, go ahead and look askance, mutter behind your croissants, and titter at the dumb American as you gnaw your sauerkraut. I accept your derision. I INVITE IT.

Beskar
04-02-2013, 14:37
Congrats for not voting a moron out of ill-held beliefs. :sunny:

HoreTore
04-02-2013, 14:42
and I am friends with his wife

I see this as the reason, and I accept it. It's hardly the worst someone has done in their quest for a roll in the hay....

Consider yourself excused, Lemur. And treat her well.

Andres
04-02-2013, 15:33
I see this as the reason, and I accept it. It's hardly the worst someone has done in their quest for a roll in the hay....

Consider yourself excused, Lemur. And treat her well.


He's only excused if she's hot.

I want to see pictures.

lars573
04-02-2013, 16:11
I may be seeing something like this personally soon enough. There's a provincial election coming up. And for the first time in my life, since I've been able to understand such things, my mom is going to vote for someone other than the local branch of Canada's social democrat party (NDP).

HopAlongBunny
04-02-2013, 17:59
Fair enough. I believe I have voted for every party for one reason or another. The consequences here are easier to confront; party discipline makes the individual candidate less interesting but it can still be an influence.

Lemur
04-02-2013, 18:27
Actually, the wife was my son's first-grade teacher, so almost all of my interactions with her have been about the kids. That makes the idea of macking on her ... kinda creepy.

It's weird, as much as I personally like this guy, I feel a real undertow of guilt voting R today. It's as though I were rewarding one of my kids for a temper tantrum. Go away, guilt! I have no use for you!

Lemur
04-02-2013, 19:20
voting for a party on the local stage is hardly the same thing as voting for a party on the national stage.
That's what I'm telling myself, to smother my guilt. Also, the local elections are officially non-partisan, so my friend is not running AS a Republican, he just happens to BE a Republican. And with that fine distinction, I shall be content.

HopAlongBunny
04-02-2013, 19:47
At the very least, you should be feted for living up to your sig! Groucho would have been proud:sunny:

Husar
04-02-2013, 19:52
There are some people associated with that party who are okay, good people even.
But stereotypes are funny. :shrug:

I don't see the issue if his ideas are good and his politics are fine.
Further I would like to note that I do not eat Sauerkraut and don't feel guilty about it.

Papewaio
04-02-2013, 19:53
If you are voting someone who will represent what you want then it won't matter which party he or she belongs to.

People always complain about politicians and parties but quite often have different feelings about their local rep. We do tend to side with our locals as exceptions to the rules. It's always the outsiders that are the bad ones... Very human... Also most of our political beliefs are prejudiced based on media tidbits and scandalous behaviour which tends to be the outliers not the norm. I'm sure the cranks get more air time then the party moderates.

Strike For The South
04-02-2013, 23:53
Slut.

Seamus Fermanagh
04-03-2013, 02:11
Vote Republican -- it's easier than thinking!

Republicans for Voldemort!

Dewey defeats Truman....FACE!

ICantSpellDawg
04-03-2013, 04:32
Congratulations! As I've said repeatedly, if you are playing a game and one side is filled with bad players and being decimated, switch sides and be the best player on that bad team. You'd probably be a Republican in NY anyway

Greyblades
04-03-2013, 07:23
I look at the republicans and all I see is people who are so ridiculous and deluded than the caracatures the democrats make of them come off as more realistic.

You'll forgive me if I question anyone, besides those with delusions of "making it big" and psychopaths (the former being depressingly prevelant), who still thinks being a republican is desirable.

a completely inoffensive name
04-03-2013, 08:01
I see no problem except that while the man himself might be sane, the constituents that vote him in might not be. It is going to be up to moderates like you that his ears are not deafened by the absurd demands of the more fundamentalist Republicans.

Ironside
04-03-2013, 09:17
Well, here I go, violating a pledge I made to myself not to vote Republican until the national party pulled its head out of its buttocks.


Someone has to prove that giving sane policies are giving votes.

Besides, as long as you do have elimination plans in case the Republican brain eater infection takes them, it's fine.

Lemur
04-03-2013, 18:52
Slut.
He won, so armageddon is pretty much my fault.

And yes, I am a dirty, dirty slut.

Papewaio
04-03-2013, 21:12
And yes, I am a dirty, dirty slut.

At least you are enjoying yourself. And since you have Lemur's Disease at least you have an excuse for forgetting their names...

Lemur
04-03-2013, 21:21
Now all I need is a head'n'tails tramp stamp ...

https://i.imgur.com/dwyj9xu.jpg

drone
04-03-2013, 23:04
Now you've gone and given the state GOP a mandate. :no:

Kadagar_AV
04-04-2013, 02:52
:stare:

Naughty stair for You!

ICantSpellDawg
04-04-2013, 03:34
edit

Seamus Fermanagh
04-04-2013, 18:31
Now all I need is a head'n'tails tramp stamp ...

https://i.imgur.com/dwyj9xu.jpg

Much chuckling......

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
04-06-2013, 00:29
the tat is just wrong.

On the voting thing - you voted smart, everyone is is voting stupid. If everyone voted the way you did, you wouldn't need to worry about guilt.