View Full Version : Small Mafia Game The Rumble 2013 [CONCLUDED]
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2013, 16:10
askthepizzaguy presents
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Gunslinger_zpsbfbe1a80.png
THE RUMBLE
Small mafia-style game for 17 players.
Each round is divided into FOUR phases, not two.
6am-11:59am [Day Phase]- Vote for someone to be put to a (near)certain death, in a duel with the Gunslinger. [Lynch]
HIGH NOON- The duel with the Gunslinger.
12pm-5:59pm [Day Phase]- The daily tournament. You shall be paired off and forced to battle for my own personal amusement. [Duel]
SUNDOWN- An all-out [R,P,S style] battle. Fight for glory, honor, and most importantly, all the beer in Belgium.
Inactivity will be punished!
6pm-11:59pm [Night Phase]- Peace and quiet. All nice and snuggly in your comfy-wumfy bed. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
MIDNIGHT- Things go bloodcurdling in the night.
12am-5:59am [Night Phase]- A brief intermission while we remove the bodies and shampoo the carpets. Those stubborn blood stains...
DAWN- One may be spared from the beasts. One may be spared from the Gunslinger. These blessings are given out only once per person.
Teams:
Innocent Townsfolk: [Townies]
You win if all the beasts are slain.
If you win, you may continue your duels until there is a champion standing.
The champion may challenge the Gunslinger.
Not-so-Innocent Townsfolk:
You [B]win if you outnumber the townsfolk.
If you win, you each may challenge the Gunslinger.
Dead Townsfolk: [Deceased]
You are ranked according to the outcome of the Tournament.
The champion will face one final duel. If you prevail, you win regardless of which team you were on.
You will also be asked to participate in giving out blessings. Your role in the game does not end when you die.
I need 17 full, active players, and reserve players would be welcome. Other rules and conditions will be posted at game start. You do not win by voting for Askthepizzaguy. I will count all such votes as abstains. Oh, one last thing: You should sign up for Andres' game (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?144147-And-suddenly-it-all-went-so-fast-SIGN-UPS) if you intend to join this one. If you do, you will receive a (small) blessing from the Lord.
Sign-ups: [18/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash)
- BSmith
- classical_hero
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- Double A
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Montmorency
- Yay! (Jarema)
- Zack
Reserve Players: [3]
Chaotix
B_Wing (B_Ray)
gnarlycharlie
Darth Feather
05-13-2013, 16:42
Congratulations, Darth Feather, for I have decided to bless your post with my presence.
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND ONE [Matches 1-9]
Match 1
Abstain
BSmith
Match 2
classical_hero
Darth Feather
Match 3
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Match 4
edse
El Barto
Match 5
EnderBoy
Ferret
Match 6
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ishmael
Match 7
jht
LazyMcCrow
Match 8
Makrell
Montmorency
Match 9
Yay!
Zack
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND TWO [Matches 10-18]
Match 10
Winner of Match 1
Winner of Match 2
Match 11
Winner of Match 3
Winner of Match 4
Match 12
Winner of Match 5
Winner of Match 6
Match 13
Winner of Match 7
Winner of Match 8
Match 14
Winner of Match 9
Loser of Match 1
Match 15
Loser of Match 2
Loser of Match 3
Match 16
Loser of Match 4
Loser of Match 5
Match 17
Loser of Match 6
Loser of Match 7
Match 18
Loser of Match 8
Loser of Match 9
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND THREE [Matches 19-27]
Match 19
Winner of Match 10
Winner of Match 11
Match 20
Winner of Match 12
Winner of Match 13
Match 21
Winner of Match 14
Winner of Match 15
Match 22
Winner of Match 16
Winner of Match 17
Match 23
Winner of Match 18
Loser of Match 10
Match 24
Loser of Match 11
Loser of Match 12
Match 25
Loser of Match 13
Loser of Match 14
Match 26
Loser of Match 15
Loser of Match 16
Match 27
Loser of Match 17
Loser of Match 18
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND FOUR [Matches 28-36]
Match 28
Winner of Match 19
Winner of Match 20
Match 29
Winner of Match 21
Winner of Match 22
Match 30
Winner of Match 23
Winner of Match 24
Match 31
Winner of Match 25
Winner of Match 26
Match 32
Winner of Match 27
Loser of Match 19
Match 33
Loser of Match 20
Loser of Match 21
Match 34
Loser of Match 22
Loser of Match 23
Match 35
Loser of Match 24
Loser of Match 25
Match 36
Loser of Match 26
Loser of Match 27
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND FIVE [Matches 37-45]
Match 37
Winner of Match 28
Winner of Match 29
Match 38
Winner of Match 30
Winner of Match 31
Match 39
Winner of Match 32
Winner of Match 33
Match 40
Winner of Match 34
Winner of Match 35
Match 41
Winner of Match 36
Loser of Match 28
Match 42
Loser of Match 29
Loser of Match 30
Match 43
Loser of Match 31
Loser of Match 32
Match 44
Loser of Match 33
Loser of Match 34
Match 45
Loser of Match 35
Loser of Match 36
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND SIX [Matches 46-54]
Match 46
Winner of Match 37
Winner of Match 38
Match 47
Winner of Match 39
Winner of Match 40
Match 48
Winner of Match 41
Winner of Match 42
Match 49
Winner of Match 43
Winner of Match 44
Match 50
Winner of Match 45
Loser of Match 37
Match 51
Loser of Match 38
Loser of Match 39
Match 52
Loser of Match 40
Loser of Match 41
Match 53
Loser of Match 42
Loser of Match 43
Match 54
Loser of Match 44
Loser of Match 45
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND SEVEN [Matches 55-63]
Match 55
Winner of Match 46
Winner of Match 47
Match 56
Winner of Match 48
Winner of Match 49
Match 57
Winner of Match 50
Winner of Match 51
Match 58
Winner of Match 52
Winner of Match 53
Match 59
Winner of Match 54
Loser of Match 46
Match 60
Loser of Match 47
Loser of Match 48
Match 61
Loser of Match 49
Loser of Match 50
Match 62
Loser of Match 51
Loser of Match 52
Match 63
Loser of Match 53
Loser of Match 54
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND EIGHT [Matches 64-72]
Match 64
Winner of Match 55
Winner of Match 56
Match 65
Winner of Match 57
Winner of Match 58
Match 66
Winner of Match 59
Winner of Match 60
Match 67
Winner of Match 61
Winner of Match 62
Match 68
Winner of Match 63
Loser of Match 55
Match 69
Loser of Match 56
Loser of Match 57
Match 70
Loser of Match 58
Loser of Match 59
Match 71
Loser of Match 60
Loser of Match 61
Match 72
Loser of Match 62
Loser of Match 63
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND NINE [Matches 73-81]
Match 73
Winner of Match 64
Winner of Match 65
Match 74
Winner of Match 66
Winner of Match 67
Match 75
Winner of Match 68
Winner of Match 69
Match 76
Winner of Match 70
Winner of Match 71
Match 77
Winner of Match 72
Loser of Match 64
Match 78
Loser of Match 65
Loser of Match 66
Match 79
Loser of Match 67
Loser of Match 68
Match 80
Loser of Match 69
Loser of Match 70
Match 81
Loser of Match 71
Loser of Match 72
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND TEN [Matches 81-90]
Match 82
Winner of Match 73
Winner of Match 74
Match 83
Winner of Match 75
Winner of Match 76
Match 84
Winner of Match 77
Winner of Match 78
Match 85
Winner of Match 79
Winner of Match 80
Match 86
Winner of Match 81
Loser of Match 73
Match 87
Loser of Match 74
Loser of Match 75
Match 88
Loser of Match 76
Loser of Match 77
Match 89
Loser of Match 78
Loser of Match 79
Match 90
Loser of Match 80
Loser of Match 81
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND ELEVEN [Matches 91-99]
Match 91
Winner of Match 82
Winner of Match 83
Match 92
Winner of Match 84
Winner of Match 85
Match 93
Winner of Match 86
Winner of Match 87
Match 94
Winner of Match 88
Winner of Match 89
Match 95
Winner of Match 90
Loser of Match 82
Match 96
Loser of Match 83
Loser of Match 84
Match 97
Loser of Match 85
Loser of Match 86
Match 98
Loser of Match 87
Loser of Match 88
Match 99
Loser of Match 89
Loser of Match 90
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND TWELVE [Match 100]
???? Versus ????
Darth Feather's original post:
I joined Andres' game. :bounce:
I have another question: Is that American time? And if so which? I will try to post in every phase but can't promise it.
johnhughthom
05-13-2013, 16:47
I'm guessing it's four 24 hour phases, and the times are just for flavour?
In, if so.
ALL the beer in Belgium! How could anyone resist. I don't want the Leffe though.
Joined andres game aswell
I want to join
: walks to see if Andres game is also interesting :
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2013, 18:34
I joined Andres' game. :bounce:
I have another question: Is that American time? And if so which? I will try to post in every phase but can't promise it.
Each part of the "Day" will be at least 24 hours long. Although certain phases won't go on much beyond that, schedule permitting.
Heads up to all, voting phases will have a set, announced deadline for end of voting, and will not be extended for any reason.
Other phases (non-voting) may be extended if my work schedule is taxing me.
I will try to end all phases at a set time of the day, and if the previous phase bleeds over into the next one, the deadline for the next phase may be pushed up a day.
Darth Feather
05-13-2013, 18:42
Great. Then I will definitly be able to be active during every phase.
Great. Then I will definitly be able to be active during every phase.
Me too.
In.
Askthepizzaguy
05-14-2013, 02:33
Ha! Figured it out.
Abstain is Visorslash.
In as a reserve.
Exams are keeping me busy, but I want to see this game go through.
LazyMcCrow
05-14-2013, 09:29
Dusty travelling coat, battered stetson, low-slung irons - on.
honky tonk bar and grill - in
In, please. I'm also in Andres' game, so feel free to give me my nightkill immunity now.
Diana Abnoba
05-14-2013, 10:36
Okay I'm IN this one too. (joined Andres' game also). I'll take nightkill and lynch immunity please. ~D
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-14-2013, 12:28
In too...
Montmorency
05-14-2013, 13:01
Pre-fire.
Darth Feather
05-14-2013, 13:03
Me too.
In.
Your name will get you lynched early on *evil grin*
You can add me as a reserve.
Ha! Figured it out.
Abstain is Visorslash.
Nooooo!
I do not want to vote: abstain at the first day of game!
Askthepizzaguy
05-15-2013, 19:03
I only need 4 more to begin.
A suitable alternative to Vote: Abstain is Vote: No Vote.
Askthepizzaguy
05-16-2013, 07:23
The specific blessing you receive for signing up for Andres' game is precisely one freebie mercy protection from further consequences if you fail to submit a duel order.
Example, your opponent sends in a duel order, and you fail to do so, you'll die.
If you signed up for Andres' game, the first time it happens is forgiven, though you do automatically lose the duel.
Lynch/Murder protections are generally despised, for good reason, and thus, the maximum such a thing can happen for any one player is once per game here.
Double A
05-16-2013, 07:36
Now that Andres' game is full, I don't have to join and forget to actually play to be in this!
Askthepizzaguy
05-16-2013, 07:47
Mental note: Yay! Is Jarema.
Mental note: Go completely mental and kill everything that changes its name.
Mental note: Go completely mental and kill everything that changes its name.
No. That would be unfair. You have to answer with kindness to kindness.
I am only trying to excercise your brain.
Braaain.
Next time I will be zombie, it would taste more delicious.
johnhughthom
05-16-2013, 17:14
I think I'll call him, Yyayy.
classical_hero
05-17-2013, 19:06
I will be in this one also.
EnderBoy
05-17-2013, 22:49
By the power invested in me, as a newly registered poster, I now pronounce me player #14.
El Barto
05-17-2013, 23:06
Player 15 in here!!!!
Askthepizzaguy
05-18-2013, 07:15
Nice. Everyone please give a warm welcome to EnderBoy, who came here all the way from the Giraffe Boards mafia section.
He's got a few games under his belt. He knows what a scumbag is. He also knows what a scumbag Pizzaguy is. :grin:
There might be some culture shock- they have much longer days over there, among other differences.
johnhughthom
05-18-2013, 08:02
Pleasure to have you with us, EnderBoy.
El Barto
05-18-2013, 19:00
You point him out as a new player, so we'll lynch him first before we even start random-voting in order to save time.
Darth Feather
05-18-2013, 19:03
You point him out as a new player, so we'll lynch him first before we even start random-voting in order to save time.
Isn't that kind of a rude welcome?
EnderBoy
05-18-2013, 19:34
Strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
El Barto
05-18-2013, 19:38
Isn't that kind of a rude welcome?
Strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
See? All power to the EnderBoy!
Darth Feather
05-18-2013, 19:42
Strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
For all we know, Luke is tripping on some awesome Jedi acid, and Obi-Wan's friendly post-mortem advice and ghostly visage are all a figment of Luke's hallucinating mind.
I mean, how could someone named "Skywalker" not be a druggie?
:bow:
Strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Is that a challenge?
Diana Abnoba
05-18-2013, 20:39
Welcome to the org. EnderBoy. :bow:
Double A
05-19-2013, 04:50
Is that a challenge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY-Vna1ba5o
Askthepizzaguy
05-19-2013, 08:19
Actually, we have 17 players now, since I hadn't updated after Monty posted, when Ender joined he believed he was number 14 when he wasn't.
So I can get crackin' on designing this game. I have no idea what I was thinking.
But, I designed and hosted The Dinner Party completely out of my own rear end, and people liked that game a lot more than some of the ones I put a lot of thought into. So.... awayyyy we go......
Sign-ups: [17/17]
- Darth Feather
- jht (johnhughthom)
- (Elite) Ferret
- BSmith
- Makrell
- Yay! (Jarema)
- Zack
- Abstain (Visorslash)
- Lazy McCrow
- Ishmael
- Diana Abnoba
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Montmorency
- Double A
- edse
- classical_hero
- El Barto
Reserve Players: [2]
Chaotix
B_Wing (B_Ray)
Actually, we have 18 players now, since you forgot to add the new guy...
Askthepizzaguy
05-19-2013, 16:23
I'll drop out then.
You sure? I could use an even number of players, actually. But if you want to drop that's your choice.
You sure? I could use an even number of players, actually. But if you want to drop that's your choice.
Didn't know if you were willing to go over the limit. I'll stay in then.
gnarlycharlie
05-20-2013, 06:30
i see this is full. put me in reserve in case someone needs to drop out.
Askthepizzaguy
05-20-2013, 07:30
i see this is full. put me in reserve in case someone needs to drop out.
Gnarles! I haven't seen you here since Capo. Welcome back.
I'll put you on the list of reserves.
EnderBoy
05-20-2013, 15:45
I'll drop out then.
You might even say that you're abstaining.
Askthepizzaguy
05-20-2013, 19:42
All Role PMs have been sent out.
If you have not received your role PM, then send me a private message indicating so.
Please be advised that this thread will be locked while I finish setting up the stage, and while I wait for folks to read their role PMs.
If someone, even a vanilla townie, does not read their role PM, I may elect to replace them before the game begins.
We will be starting the game with the death of our dear Moderator, Askthepizzaguy, who has no victory condition and will otherwise only be a plot element and narrator.
We will begin the game within a day or so.
/Lock
Askthepizzaguy
05-21-2013, 19:23
Game will begin in approximately 12-13 hours. Thread will be unlocked at that time.
We start with a Morning Day Phase, so that everyone has the opportunity to vote for a scumbag before being killed.
Askthepizzaguy
05-22-2013, 08:11
askthepizzaguy presents
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Gunslinger_zpsbfbe1a80.png
THE RUMBLE
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Day One
Morning Day Phase- 6AM
The sun rose over the dusty canyon. The town known only as "Gameroom" is still sleeping soundly in their beds.
This forgotten town hasn't seen much in the way of good news for quite some time. The town is at the very end of a long and dusty trail, and just beyond that is the edge of the canyon. There's no bridge to the other side, and nothin' over there worth building a bridge for.
There hasn't been much rain lately. Even the river hasn't swelled in some time... the snows didn't come this winter. The farmers have long since moved on, their fields turned to dust. But there are still ranches, and cattle, and pigs, and whatnot. People still live here, And people still travel from far and wide, on account of this town having a lot of what you might call a.... "history". You see, in its heyday, this town was quite the notorious little place. There were gangsters, and lawmen, and all manner of crazy characters come through here, looking to make a name for themselves. Some of them became famous. Some others.... well, they're buried down in that canyon somewhere. But there haven't been lawmen here in ages. Town's not big enough to afford a Sheriff no more. And there ain't nothin' left worth stealin' or killin' for. At least, that's how it's been for a while.
But that's where I come in. You see, I was just a simple pizza delivery man. Yeah, them cowboys eat pizza, too. Expensive to get all the right ingredients way out here by truck, but folks do it anyway. And like I was saying, I was just a simple pizza delivery man. Last night I was, anyhow. When the sun rose this morning, I was a pizza man no more. Seems someone out there don't like pizza men. Or maybe they like them a little bit too much, I can't say. It's all such a blur...
The town of Gameroom found my body square in the middle of town, and torn to shreds. The ground must have been so thirsty that it done soaked up all the blood. All that remained was a body, half-buried in the sand.Not the prettiest sight you'd ever see. And not how I planned on leavin' town, either. But you never plan on something like this happening. There weren't nothin' anyone could do to save me. Happened so fast, I couldn't even scream.
I don't want no fancy funeral. I don't have no will, and nobody to give all of my nothin' to. All I really want, if anyone out there is listening, is a little justice. If someone could find out who or what did this to me, that would be mighty kind of you.
~~~
Well, well.... what do you know. Seems like Gameroom has a visitor after all. There seems to be a gentleman rode in on a horse, wearin' a hat pulled down over his eyes, and two silver revolvers slung by his waist. This wasn't the man who killed me.... wasn't even in town yet. If there's anyone could sort this mess out, I'm sure he could.
What's his name, I wonder. Does he even have a name?
For now, let's just call him the Gunslinger.
The stranger's horse stopped not ten feet from my body, just as the crowd was beginning to gather. "Who done this?" one of the townsfolk asked. "Who would want to kill a pizza man?" said another. "Who wouldn't want to kill a pizza man?" said yet another. "We ain't got no Sheriff. Who is gonna protect us from who or whatever killed 'im?"
"Seems you're havin' a bit of trouble with your pizza guy." said the Gunslinger.
"Trouble, I'll say. He's dead! And one of us might be next!" replied someone in the crowd.
"Say you got no lawmen in town. Don't look like coyotes could do a thing like this. Looks like he was killed by a man-sized beast." said the Gunslinger.
"Or perhaps a man posing as a beast!" said someone. "Or a beast posing as a man...." said another.
"Tell you what. Give me two bottles of whiskey, and I'll help you solve this crime. On one condition: My word is law. My judgment is final." said the Gunslinger.
"We ain't got no choice, I guess. You're the only one here who couldn't a done it. What do you suggest?"
The Gunslinger pointed at the silver hanging from his waist.
"You know each other better than I do. Bring me the person you think ain't acting right, and I'll set them straight the best way I know how."
"That don't seem like a kind of justice I ever heard of. That just sound like random killing." said someone.
That someone's hat flew clean off of his head, and a thunderous noise echoed through the canyon. Before anyone could see it happen, the Gunslinger drew his weapon and fired. Put a hole clean through that hat.
I don't recall anyone else ever questioning the Gunslinger after that. Folk in the Gameroom are pretty smart that way.
"You have till High Noon to bring me a suspect. High Noon happens to be at 3:00 AM Friday the 24th of May, EDT for some reason. Don't look at me like that, or you'll be talkin' to Delilah."
The Gunslinger held up Delilah for everyone to see. She is very pretty, and all covered in silver. The sun shone off her like diamonds.
"She's not as patient as I am."
Alive: [18/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash)
- BSmith
- classical_hero
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- Double A
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Montmorency
- Yay! (Jarema)
- Zack
Dead [0/18]
BEGIN MORNING DAY PHASE [6am-11:59am] OF THE FIRST DAY.
MORNING DAY PHASE ENDS AT HIGH NOON [3:00 AM Friday the 24th of May, EDT].
THREAD IS NOW OPEN FOR DISCUSSION.
RULES:
You may not edit your votes, but you may edit your posts.
No screenshots allowed.
You may quote or post your role PM in the thread, but not in private.
You may converse privately if you wish.
You must bold your votes and say Vote: Askthepizzaguy (for example) for it to be considered a legal vote.
You must unvote if you wish to change your mind. Unvote: Askthepizzaguy before placing another vote.
You may abstain from voting, however, if you Vote: Abstain, I'm counting that as a vote for the player who is so unfortunately named.
You may vote for No Lynch. If No Lynch is the lynch leader, there will be no one who is forced to face the Gunslinger today.
When you are dead, you may no longer discuss any information that is not already present here in the game thread. You may no longer edit your posts when you are dead. You may continue play, with some caveats I will discuss with you at that time.
I may amend these rules as I see fit, at any time, with an official announcement.
Have fun and remember: It's not personal, it's just business. Please do not get personal with anyone, and don't use profanity on this forum.
Begin play.
Great, we've got a wackjob vigilante who's come into town to rule as a petty tyrant through fear and violence (this is murmured towards the back of the crowd, so I don't get my hat shot off again. I quite like that hat).
I'm going to resist the urge to vote: Abstain, and instead just open up the random voting:
vote: Zack
LazyMcCrow
05-22-2013, 10:01
vote: Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-22-2013, 11:14
Vote: Yay!
classical_hero
05-22-2013, 11:32
vote:Abstain
Vote:classical_hero
for daring to post above me. :stare:
Great, we've got a wackjob vigilante who's come into town to rule as a petty tyrant through fear and violence (this is murmured towards the back of the crowd, so I don't get my hat shot off again. I quite like that hat).
I'm going to resist the urge to vote: Abstain, and instead just open up the random voting:
vote: Zack
What do you have against the one man who can save us from this evil?!?!
vote: Ishmael
Montmorency
05-22-2013, 14:43
Have fun and remember: It's not personal, it's just business. Please do not get personal with anyone, and don't use profanity on this forum.
I take it that this game is going to get pretty intense...
Vote: Curio or Scribonius or whatever
EnderBoy
05-22-2013, 14:54
Well this is already different from some of the other forums I've played in. There, they hem and haw, saying how unfair and random a Day 1 vote is. Here it's like "has the game started? Well I've already lined up my first six votes, so tell me when I can start placing them," like little Johnny Votingseed.
Questions, for Pizza or whomever else wishes to answer
1) Will this game be located entirely within this one thread? (yeah, I'm sure there are other mystery forums out there, I'm just talking about whether there will be one thread or multiples in this forum)
2) Can a player vote for multiple players simultaneously, or must we unvote first?
3) Is there a vote counting bot or will this be a manual operation? Assuming manual, how often will we get an official vote count?
Thanks!
Well this is already different from some of the other forums I've played in. There, they hem and haw, saying how unfair and random a Day 1 vote is. Here it's like "has the game started? Well I've already lined up my first six votes, so tell me when I can start placing them," like little Johnny Votingseed.
Questions, for Pizza or whomever else wishes to answer
1) Will this game be located entirely within this one thread? (yeah, I'm sure there are other mystery forums out there, I'm just talking about whether there will be one thread or multiples in this forum)
2) Can a player vote for multiple players simultaneously, or must we unvote first?
3) Is there a vote counting bot or will this be a manual operation? Assuming manual, how often will we get an official vote count?
Thanks!
1. Yep, this thread only.
2. One at a time.
3. Manual (afaik), I'm not aware of any vote counting software on the Org.
Oh and Vote: Abstain. Don't want to lynch anyone on the first day.
EnderBoy
05-22-2013, 15:25
Thanks!
And Vote: Gaius Scribonius Curio. Why? Because it's a long name and it would just be really awkward to keep typing it out all game long.
Also Gaius Scribonius Curio was an actor and an orator, the perfect cover to smoothly lie and pull one over on us. Ha! I won't be fooled that easily!
Vote: Ishmael
Tally
2 Abstain: classical_hero, Abstain
2 Ishmael: BSmith, edse
2 Gaius: Montmorency, Enderboy
1 Zack: Ishmael
1 Ferret: LazyMCrow
1 Yay!: Gaius
1 classical_hero: Ferret
8 No Vote: Darth Feather, Diana Abnoba, Double A, El Barto, jht, Makrell, Yay!, Zack
Vote counting bot at your service.
EnderBoy
05-22-2013, 15:36
Last question (until the next one):
How are ties resolved?
johnhughthom
05-22-2013, 15:50
Vote: newbie
Vote: EnderBoy
Darth Feather
05-22-2013, 16:12
Last question (until the next one):
How are ties resolved?
Depends, sometimes random.org, sometimes Rock Paper Scisors (I have read one pizza game where he did that). Or at the hosts leasure :laugh:
Vote: jht for voting the new guy on round one. What is that kind of welcome.
Askthepizzaguy
05-22-2013, 16:20
This game, ties will be resolved via a duel. Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
And if you both choose Spock, you both die.
If you tie in any other way, you draw, and it is scored as less than half of a win.
Double A
05-22-2013, 16:28
vote: jht because it's the law
Vote: Abstain
What do you have against the one man who can save us from this evil?!?!
vote: Ishmael
Well, I wouldn't say I'm the only man who can save us, but I am the manliest.
Diana Abnoba
05-22-2013, 19:14
Vote: jht :thwack:
johnhughthom
05-22-2013, 19:15
Vote: jht for voting the new guy on round one. What is that kind of welcome.
This was my welcome:
Pleasure to have you with us, EnderBoy.
He's not going to be lynched, what's the problem? What better way to make someone feel at home than by voting them?
Montmorency
05-22-2013, 22:09
No, but seriously, who is Likuda?
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-22-2013, 22:27
@ everyone: if in doubt, or if you find the full tria nomina laborious, as in every other game, Curio is fine.
Clarifications regarding 'Abstain' votes are really required too
Provisional Tally
3 jht: Darth Feather, Double A, Diana Abnoba
3 Abstain: classical_hero, Abstain, Zack
2 Ishmael: BSmith, edse
2 Curio: Montmorency, Enderboy
1 Zack: Ishmael
1 Ferret: LazyMCrow
1 Yay!: Curio
1 classical_hero: Ferret
1 EnderBoy: jht
1 edse: Makrell
2 No Vote: El Barto, Yay!
Darth Feather
05-22-2013, 22:46
@ everyone: if in doubt, or if you find the full tria nomina laborious, as in every other game, Curio is fine.
Clarifications regarding 'Abstain' votes are really required too
Provisional Tally
3 jht: Darth Feather, Double A, Diana Abnoba
3 Abstain: classical_hero, Abstain, Zack
2 Ishmael: BSmith, edse
2 Curio: Montmorency, Enderboy
1 Zack: Ishmael
1 Ferret: LazyMCrow
1 Yay!: Curio
1 classical_hero: Ferret
1 EnderBoy: jht
1 edse: Makrell
2 No Vote: El Barto, Yay!
RULES:
•You may not edit your votes, but you may edit your posts.
•No screenshots allowed.
•You may quote or post your role PM in the thread, but not in private.
•You may converse privately if you wish.
•You must bold your votes and say Vote: Askthepizzaguy (for example) for it to be considered a legal vote.
•You must unvote if you wish to change your mind. Unvote: Askthepizzaguy before placing another vote.
•You may abstain from voting, however, if you Vote: Abstain, I'm counting that as a vote for the player who is so unfortunately named.
•You may vote for No Lynch. If No Lynch is the lynch leader, there will be no one who is forced to face the Gunslinger today.
•When you are dead, you may no longer discuss any information that is not already present here in the game thread. You may no longer edit your posts when you are dead. You may continue play, with some caveats I will discuss with you at that time.
•I may amend these rules as I see fit, at any time, with an official announcement.
•Have fun and remember: It's not personal, it's just business. Please do not get personal with anyone, and don't use profanity on this forum.
:bow:
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-22-2013, 23:09
Thank you Darth Feather, that slipped past me. :bow:
Unvote; Vote: Ishmael you are trying to lynch the wrong Australian. Ishamel comes from NSW.....
El Barto
05-23-2013, 04:17
vote: Makrell you're fishy.
Dammit, I can't vote for kumquat.
FFoS: Gaius Scribonius Curio for pretending not to know the rules.
Unvote; Vote: Ishmael you are trying to lynch the wrong Australian. Ishamel comes from NSW.....
unvote, vote: Abstain.
This year! This year, we'll get you!
unvote, vote: Abstain.
This year! This year, we'll get you!
I think it might be more along the lines of 8 years on the trot.
vote: abstain as (almost) always, albeit it seems a little different today...
anyway, your name is confusing, it is hard to abstain with you, and so your death does not concern me.
bang!
Since that vote wasn't in the format Vote: Abstain I count it as an abstained vote :D
Tally
3 jht: Darth Feather, Double A, Diana Abnoba
3 Ishmael: BSmith, edse, Abstain
3 Abstain: classical_hero, Zack, Ishmael
2 Curio: Montmorency, Enderboy
1 Ferret: LazyMCrow
1 Yay!: Curio
1 classical_hero: Ferret
1 EnderBoy: jht
1 edse: Makrell
1 Makrell: El Barto
1 abstain: Yay!
Gaius Scribonius Curio, I guess you prefer to be called Curio over Gaius?
Since that vote wasn't in the format Vote: Abstain I count it as an abstained vote :D
Edse and Abstain are a scum team! Lynch them both!
:beam:
Montmorency
05-23-2013, 14:26
Pizza, I really, really wanna know who Likuda is.
Beeeeaaasse...
EnderBoy
05-23-2013, 14:31
He's not going to be lynched, what's the problem?
saaaaaaaweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
I'm holding you all to that!
I'm a town powerrole, don't lynch me.
I'm an investigator of some kind, I don't know what kind of results I get (I've asked), just that I must investigate every night (as every other role with a power must do (in your PM)).
Montmorency
05-23-2013, 15:37
Post your PM.
Montmorency
05-23-2013, 15:38
3 minutes, or I'm voting you. You have no excuse but scumminess if you do not produce.
Montmorency
05-23-2013, 15:49
Mmm...
Well, I suppose I'll give whatever you ultimately post an equitable accounting, before making my decision.
Riedquat
05-23-2013, 15:50
vote: Makrell you're fishy.
Dammit, I can't vote for kumquat.
FFoS: Gaius Scribonius Curio for pretending not to know the rules.
Vote: El Barto, FoS the rest of you!
:clown:
Askthepizzaguy
05-23-2013, 17:06
If I don't include information in your role PM, then you aren't meant to have it, for the record. :wink:
EnderBoy
05-23-2013, 17:46
I'm a town powerrole, don't lynch me.
I'm an investigator of some kind, I don't know what kind of results I get (I've asked), just that I must investigate every night (as every other role with a power must do (in your PM)).
Your role PM states that every power role in the game must act every night?
El Barto
05-23-2013, 18:06
To borrow from edse:
4 Abstain: classical_hero, Zack, Ishmael; Yay!
3 jht: Darth Feather, Double A, Diana Abnoba
3 Ishmael: BSmith, edse, Abstain
2 Curio: Montmorency, Enderboy
1 Ferret: LazyMCrow
1 Yay!: Curio
1 classical_hero: Ferret
1 EnderBoy: jht
1 edse: Makrell
1 Makrell: El Barto
1 El Barto: Kumquat
Gaius Scribonius Curio, I guess you prefer to be called Curio over Gaius?
He should be called 'leader and apologist of the popular rabble' or 'Cæsarean lapdog' but that's just me.
Pizza, I really, really wanna know who Likuda is.
Beeeeaaasse...
????????????????
Vote: El Barto, FoS the rest of you!
:clown:
Oh deary me, how predictable. I'll have to construct a badly animated, DOS-furnished, Austrian-accented hulk of a humanoid machine, program it to kill you, and send it back in time.
Riedquat
05-23-2013, 18:09
Lets try to not annoy the host with our silliness, keep my vote out of the tally! ;)
El Barto
05-23-2013, 18:13
Fine, fine, fine!
4 Abstain: classical_hero, Zack, Ishmael; Yay!
3 jht: Darth Feather, Double A, Diana Abnoba
3 Ishmael: BSmith, edse, Abstain
2 Curio: Montmorency, Enderboy
1 Ferret: LazyMCrow
1 Yay!: Curio
1 classical_hero: Ferret
1 EnderBoy: jht
1 edse: Makrell
1 Makrell: El Barto
0 El Barto: Kumquat
Fixed.
Montmorency
05-23-2013, 20:17
Pizza, I really, really wanna know who Likuda is.
Beeeeaaasse...
????????????????
Ok, I'll lay it out:
A couple days ago I had a dream in which at some point (and I can't say how it came to be this way) Pizza assembled the Gameroomers and gave a speech regarding some great player named Likuda whom he knew from another forum.
And I've been fixated on the name since.
WHO IS LIKUDA
I MUST KNOW WHAT YOU SEE
TELL ME
I'm an investigator of some kind, I don't know what kind of results I get (I've asked), just that I must investigate every night
Very powerful and integral to the town's success, I'm sure.
Double A
05-23-2013, 23:11
Very powerful and integral to the town's success, I'm sure.
It's spelled "suuuuuuuure."
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-24-2013, 01:41
Gaius Scribonius Curio, I guess you prefer to be called Curio over Gaius?
Since you ask, yes. But I have no real problem with any form of abbreviation that anyone wants to use. :bow:
Askthepizzaguy
05-24-2013, 07:26
Abstain: (4) Classical_hero, Zack, Ishmael, Yay
jht: (3) Darth Feather, Double A, Diana,
Ishmael: (3) BSmith, Edse, Abstain
GSC: (2) Montmorency, EnderBoy
Classical_Hero: (1) Ferret
EnderBoy: (1) jht
Edse: (1) Makrell
Makrell: (1) El Barto
Ferret: (1) LazyMcCrow
Yay: (1) GSC
johnhughthom
05-24-2013, 08:25
Since you ask, yes. But I have no real problem with any form of abbreviation that anyone wants to use. :bow:
GSC. :idea2:
Okay if I call you Grotty Smelly Cretin?
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-24-2013, 08:37
Well... that isn't really an abbreviation is it? Though I don't suppose that I could stop you, I'd prefer that you didn't...
johnhughthom
05-24-2013, 08:41
It's exactly because it's not an abbreviation that I want to call you by it.
Grimy Sweaty Cabbage?
Askthepizzaguy
05-24-2013, 09:16
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Day One
Morning Day Phase- 11:59 AM
The first day did not disappoint. There were random accusations between the townsfolk, and for a time, it seemed like no one would be spared the wrath of the town's accusatory fingers. Even a newborn baby had been accused. I suppose they were being real thorough.
The sun soon reached the apex of its journey across the sky, and there wasn't a safe place for a cockroach to hide. The Gunslinger approached the center of town, with his two silver weapons hanging from his waist.
"Time's up. Who have you chosen to face true justice today?"
Strangely enough, the baby had received four votes, just enough to force the matter. And the baby's name was 'abstain', of all things. The Gunslinger raised his hat just enough so he could look on in disbelief. "You can't be serious. You want me to shoot a baby?"
The townsfolk seemed pretty sure, though.
"That's no ordinary baby, he's a killer! He's got teeth the size of.... well.... he doesn't have any teeth, but he can leap about twenty feet and um.... well, he can't really leap anywhere. He hasn't started crawling yet."
Another one piped up. "But he gets really colicky sometimes and it's really, REALLY getting on our nerves!"
The Gunslinger just shook his head. "I don't suppose any of you half-baked loons have got a weapon for the baby to fight me with?"
Nobody volunteered a weapon. In disgust, the Gunslinger drew his gun, Delilah, and tossed the other one toward the stroller.
"Draw, little baby."
~~~
I started getting suspicious when the baby stood up, and began pulling its pacifier out of its mouth.
Only it wasn't a pacifier, it was a very long and very bloody pair of cutting blades.
And it started singing words too beautiful to describe.... they sounded a little bit like this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdI9LTl1UC0)
Well, it was just about that time I noticed that this "newborn baby" was about eight feet tall and was actually a demonic creature of unmitigated evil from the blackest and fieriest depths of hell itself, and it was about to begin lopping off people's heads and consuming the contents of their skulls before crunching down on their cranial bones and savoring the sweet tangy flavor of human flesh and then taking their bodies down into the canyon for a delightful little picnic lunch.
And for dessert: More human flesh.
There was also this strange noise, which sounded suspiciously like everyone in town pooping their pants simultaneously.
~~~
The Gunslinger drew Delilah and began firing as fast as he could. The creature snarled and kept advancing, determined to eat succulent brains. Just a few steps from the Gunslinger, it lunged.
~~~
The creature fell to the ground, bleeding from its powerfully masculine chest. It finally released the pair of scissors from its evil clutches. The Gunslinger stepped forward, and kicked it to make sure it was dead.
Some of the braver townsfolk who hadn't fled gathered around the fallen body.
"Shot through the heart." one of them noted. "And you're to blame!" one of the onlookers pointed at the Gunslinger.
I guess "Abstain" is a bad name.
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/0003_zps454221b5.png (http://s205.photobucket.com/user/askthepizzaguy/media/0003_zps454221b5.png.html)
VISORSLASH WAS THE WEREHUMANBABY [MAFIA]
Alive: [17/18]
- BSmith
- classical_hero
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- Double A
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Montmorency
- Yay! (Jarema)
- Zack
Dead [1/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash) Werehumanbaby [MAFIA]
BEGIN AFTERNOON DAY PHASE [12pm-5:59pm] OF THE FIRST DAY.
AFTERNOON DAY PHASE ENDS AT SUNDOWN [3:00 AM Sunday the 26th of May, EDT].
THREAD IS REMAINS OPEN FOR DISCUSSION.
AND YES, THAT JUST HAPPENED.
YOU READ IT.
YOU CAN'T UN-READ IT.
RULES:
Everyone must submit to me an order for your duel. Failure to do so may result in death.
Your duel choices are: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, as mentioned in the role PM everyone received.
You have 48 hours to PM me this order.
Begin Afternoon Phase.
Where on earth did you find that picture, ATPG??
Also; mmm, human flesh. Did Visor leave some for the rest of us?
Askthepizzaguy
05-24-2013, 09:37
Where on earth did you find that picture, ATPG??
The internet is a strange and terrifying place.
EnderBoy
05-24-2013, 14:58
Wow.
Whatever mom that thing came out of, can we check to make sure she's at least in two pieces (one would be ideal, but the odds on that are long)?
And I seriously thought this was where you were going, Pizza:
"What do you want?" the Townfolk screamed.
"I need about tree fiddy."
Well, it was just about that time I noticed that this "newborn baby" was about eight feet tall and was actually a demonic creature of unmitigated evil from the blackest and fieriest depths of hell itself
Montmorency
05-24-2013, 15:06
I'm going to assume Visor himself thought his own PM was so scummy that he refused to even bother to make a case upon it.
Well, uh, good job staying the course, townies!
Darth Feather
05-24-2013, 16:35
Huray for the gunslinger!!! :hail:
Is he still watching? :scared:
I'm a town powerrole, don't lynch me.
I'm an investigator of some kind, I don't know what kind of results I get (I've asked), just that I must investigate every night (as every other role with a power must do (in your PM)).
Surely you could come up with a better cover role than this?
El Barto
05-25-2013, 00:39
Where on earth did you find that picture, ATPG??The internet is a strange and terrifying place.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Askthepizzaguy
05-25-2013, 08:07
Oh gawd put it back
You already have three names, now I have to remember this one too?
I'm about to get WOGGY.
El Barto
05-25-2013, 17:46
The forum software doesn't allow me to change it back. Oh well, I'm stuck with it.
btw I've already told you I have even moar names.
The forum software doesn't allow me to change it back. Oh well, I'm stuck with it.
btw I've already told you I have even moar names.
You can change back in three weeks. ATPG and I ran into this... problem during our last name-changing fiasco.
Askthepizzaguy
05-26-2013, 07:38
Or you can meekly grovel before the mighty TinCow lord and beg for him to use his magick to restore your good name back to its original majestic stature.
EDIT: Okay, phase will be ending shortly. Thanks to all for participating in this event wherein participation is mandatory.
Give me some time to sleep, and then I'll get to work churning out this beast.
Give me some time to sleep
Nooo! Pizzas do not sleep!
EnderBoy
05-27-2013, 04:28
Testing. Testing.
Can I get a pizza up in this joint? Hold the sausage.
El Barto
05-27-2013, 22:31
You can change back in three weeks. ATPG and I ran into this... problem during our last name-changing fiasco.
I've known that since I joined up (I must be one of the very few people who actually attempt to read forum rules before signing up), I just typed into the wrong box when attempting a username change. We are before a case of luluz nonintentionalis, as jurisprudence and lawful custom allow.
Or you can meekly grovel before the mighty TinCow lord and beg for him to use his magick to restore your good name back to its original majestic stature.
No, why should I bow before TinCow?
I'm only a foreign resident of this fair City, and I shall bow to no one but the deities of this plane.
EDIT: Okay, phase will be ending shortly. Thanks to all for participating in this event wherein participation is mandatory.
Give me some time to sleep, and then I'll get to work churning out this beast.
Is something wrong, Pizzaman? It's been… +36 hours from that post.
Nooo! Pizzas do not sleep!
You need more PBF comics.
EnderBoy
05-27-2013, 22:38
Thank god. I've been thinking there's something wrong with my viewer that I'm the only poster in over a day. Or there was another thread i didn't know about. Like, when my parents decided to move and didn't tell me.
El Barto
05-27-2013, 22:53
^I hope that's in character.
He probably tried to post the update when the forum was down earlier.
LazyMcCrow
05-27-2013, 23:31
Well - I know what I chose.. question is .. to jh ..tee. how dya feel? Dyou feel ... lucky? punk?
Askthepizzaguy
05-28-2013, 04:53
Okay, yes, the forum had been down for me, and coincidentally I have been having unrelated connection issues. Seems like my wireless network adapter has come down with a bad case of kumquat-itis.
We'll get things up and running soon enough, everyone. Thanks for your patience during the outage.
Okay, yes, the forum had been down for me, and coincidentally I have been having unrelated connection issues. Seems like my wireless network adapter has come down with a bad case of kumquat-itis.
We'll get things up and running soon enough, everyone. Thanks for your patience during the outage.
Anything I can do to assist?
Riedquat
05-29-2013, 00:00
Okay, yes, the forum had been down for me, and coincidentally I have been having unrelated connection issues. Seems like my wireless network adapter has come down with a bad case of kumquat-itis.
I'm contagious? :embarassed:
El Barto
05-29-2013, 00:07
I died of you. :)
Askthepizzaguy
05-29-2013, 00:45
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Day One
Afternoon Day Phase- 5:59 PM
With the death of the Were-baby, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Perhaps that was a bit premature.
The Gunslinger reloaded his weapons, and ordered everyone to stand in line, pointing Delilah at them menacingly.
"If you think you're clear of danger, you're wrong. You see, that creature over there, was definitely a dangerous thing. But, it couldn't have made the sorts of wounds you'll find on your pizza man's corpse. That means there's someone else here ain't what they appear to be. And I've devised a foolproof method of finding out."
He posted a sign with the following list of names inscribed on it:
DUEL TOURNAMENT: ROUND ONE [Matches 1-9]
Match 1
Abstain
BSmith
Match 2
classical_hero
Darth Feather
Match 3
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Match 4
edse
El Barto
Match 5
EnderBoy
Ferret
Match 6
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ishmael
Match 7
jht
LazyMcCrow
Match 8
Makrell
Montmorency
Match 9
Yay!
Zack
"You may use whatever weapons you might have. Let's see you defend yourselves. But I'm warning you... inaction can have its consequences."
BSmith stepped forward.
"Hey! You've got me against the freaking were-baby. That thing is dead! What do you expect me to do?"
The Gunslinger just said nothing.
~~~
Darth Feather stepped forward.
"Uh... where's my partner?"
The Gunslinger asked BSmith to go looking for classical_hero.
~~~
Next up, Diana Abnoba stepped forward, and Double A did as well.
Diana Abnoba had her weapon in her holster, ready to be drawn. "All right, you ole cowpoke. It's come down to this! You, and me."
Double A was furiously folding something, trying to get ready for the fight.
"Heh, you wouldn't happen to be making a weapon out of paper, now wouldja, hon?" asked Diana.
Double A shook his head. "Uh.... no. Nuh-uh! It might look like that, but.... ow... paper cut.... it might seem that way, but looks can be deceiving! Yes!"
Diana Abnoba: "I'm ready whenever you are, slowpoke."
Double A: "Just a second, almost there. Hey, anyone got any tape?"
Diana Abnoba: "ANY DAY NOW would be fine, sweetheart. It feels like it's been a week since we killed the Were-baby. Hurry up."
Double A: "Ready. You should have shot me when you had the chance, for I am Double A, Wild West Samurai. I have fashioned an origami blade out of"
Diana Abnoba: "Paper."
Double A: "HEY! Let me tell the story! It's my turn to tell the story! Well I'm the ORIGAMI SAMURAI, and the honor of defeating you is mine! Now you shall face the Legendary Blade of Double-Edged Double A-ness."
Diana Abnoba: "Did you just say Double A-ness?"
Double A: "Yep, Double A-ness."
Diana Abnoba: "Where'd you get the second one?"
Double A: "Second what?
Diana Abnoba: "Uh.... edge."
Double A: "I crafted it with two, okay miss Abnosy? All right? Okay? ....Let's battle! HI-YAAAAWWW WAT-CHA!!!"
Diana Abnoba: "Okay, one.... two.... three..... DRAW!"
Double A lunged forward with his samurai blade, and screamed like a banshee. He knew he would be able to decapitate Miss Abnoba with a single swing of his legendary blade. For none had opposed him and lived to tell the tale. His countless opponents, innumerable and also quite numerous in number, numbered in the dozens, at LEAST. I mean there had been at least twelve. Six, if you don't count that flock of geese. But that group of cub scouts definitely counts. He made at least one of them cry, I'm pretty sure. He told me so. But anyway, none had seen his legendary blade and lived to tell the tale. It was at least five foot long, if you squint really hard, and also pretend that it is that long. And its edge was sharper than steel, if the steel had been mashed into a plate as thin as paper, and then you know, hit with a hammer a few times. It could break the skin if you moved along the edge on purpose, definitely. And it stings real bad. And none dared mess with Double A after they felt such a wound. The legendary blade of Double A-ness, which had two edges that could hurt real bad, was indeed, double-edged. And the blade was a sight to behold, yes, the legendary twin-edged blade of Double A's Double Edged Double.....
*MUNCH*
Diana's pet lizard looked quite full. Double A had been completely disarmed. Double A fell to the ground, his bottom lip quivering, his eyes tearing up....
Double A: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SOMETHING'S EATEN MY A-NESS!"
Diana Abnoba fell to the ground, laughing uncontrollably.
~~~
Next up, edse faced off against El Barto, who wore a sign around his neck that said "dead of kumquats", which to be honest was really confusing and it made me want to strange him, but I couldn't, because I was dead. I hated his new name more than I hated the creature that killed me, if you can believe it.
"So, you are the dreaded outlaw known as El Barto. Been spray-painting anything recently?" taunted Edse.
"Actually, I've given up that life. I'm a born-again Barto. I've converted to the kumquat religion, and I would like to share it with you." said El Barto.
"No! I'm a devout member of ANCESTOR WORSHIP! Yes, I've been an ancestor worshipper since long before there were even ancestors to worship." said Edse.
"That doesn't even make sense." said El Barto.
"Don't belittle my beliefs! When you belittle my beliefs you besmirch my long-bereaved and much belauded deceased beloveds! Not to belabor the point, but I beseech thee not to besmear my beliefs, lest I beset my blades upon thee!" Edse said.
"Be-what?" El Barto said, bemused.
"Begone, foul ridiculer, before I bespatter your blood betwixt my blades!" Said Edse.
Edse drew a long pair of scissors, and held them high, the twin blades shimmering in the setting sunlight. El Barto had no weapon, and watched him, befuddled.
Edse began to thrust and parry, attacking El Barto as if they were engaged in a fencing match. Edse was clearly dominating his imaginary opponent, and showed the kind of swordfighting skill that could only be found in a man waving a pair of scissors around at imaginary enemies.
El Barto, on the other hand, stood at the other end of the street, watching this Edse character bedazzle the crowd with his masterful art.
El Barto shrugged, and grabbed a small rock from the ground, and tossed it at Edse's head from about thirty feet away. The rock bounced off his benighted little head. Edse slowly tipped over, and fell face first into the dusty ground.
"Well, what do you be-know? Be-rock beats be-scissors." said El Barto.
~~~
Meanwhile, EnderBoy and Ferret had already begun their epic battle. They were throwing paper airplanes at each other as violently as possible, and screaming like spider monkeys.
I imagine eventually someone might draw blood, probably from cutting himself.
But let's just call this one a draw and move on.
~~~
Ishmael had just finished watching Diana Abnoba defeat Double A. So he got an idea... he ran off into the desert and found the most poisonous looking lizard he could find.
He brought it back from the desert, muttering to himself how painful its little bites were.
And he passed about before Gaius Scribonius Curio could smash it with a rock.
~~~
johnhughthom, on the other hand, was a little bit wiser. He put on some thick leather gloves, grabbed Ishmael's lizard, and threw it at LazyMcCrow, who was trying to make a gatling gun out of construction paper.
LazyMcCrow, upon seeing the lizard, screamed like a little girl and ran towards the canyon, and dove in headfirst.
I believe the last thing he said before he dove in was "there's a river down there somewhere, right?"
~~~
Makrell wasn't afraid of any lizards. He had been watching the previous duels very carefully, learning as much as he could about this complex strategic challenge.
He saw that Montmorency was running to pick up Ishmael and johnhughthom's lizard, and knew he would have an advantage. He rummaged through his box of weapons, and stepped forward confidently.
"Now, Monty, you will face justice. For I, Makrell, LORD OF ALL FISH, will demonstrate for you why the fish have been around for far longer than any lizards!"
Monty grabbed the squirming lizard, and was having trouble keeping control of it. It was trying to bite, and was spitting venom, and all that. It was really a bother.
"I have studied the complex intricacies of this game, and I have arrived at one inescapable conclusion: I MUST CHOOSE PAPER!"
Monty stood there, holding the lizard. Then he looked at Double A, who picked paper, and was still sobbing, because Diana chose lizard. Then he looked at LazyMcCrow, who was still sailing toward the river at the bottom of the canyon, because he chose paper, and johnhughthom had chosen lizard. Then he looked at EnderBoy and Ferret, who were completely unable to cause any bodily harm to one another whatsoever, and had both chosen paper.
Monty opened his mouth to say something, but thought the better of it. He instead threw the lizard at Makrell, who screamed like a little girl and dove into the canyon.
~~~
Jarema (Because I refuse to call him "Yay!". What blue monkey balls kind of name is that?)
Yes, Jarema faced off against Zack. He was well prepared for battle. He was busy rolling a huge boulder up a hill, muttering to himself how much of a "super genius" he was.
Zack, on the other hand, had no weapon, so he knew he would lose this duel. So he decided to go shopping instead.
Jarema struggled with the massive boulder, sweating under the hot desert sun. The gravel beneath his feet was causing blisters, and the boulder just seemed to get heavier and heavier with every step. But still he continued onward.
Zack, meanwhile, was busy slurping a root beer float at the local cafe.
Jarema was almost all the way up the hill, and felt his strength giving out. He cursed the name of Zack, and pressed onward as hard as he could.
Zack, meanwhile, began playing with the toy that he purchased at the toy store.
Jarema made one last effort to push the boulder to the peak of the hill, and was almost ready to do battle with the hated fiend, Zack, also known as "da beast".
Zack wondered if he should open the package, but his geek began to overpower his nerdliness. And so, Zack pulled someone else named Zack out of the plastic package.
Jarema shouted from the top of the hill: "Prepare to face your death, Zack!"
Zack placed the phaser in the hand of the action figure that looked a lot like Zachary Quinto. "This is Spock. I'm ordering you to fire all phasers! Pkew! Pkew!"
Just then, Jarema's legs gave out from all that exertion. He fell down, and the boulder began to tumble towards him.
"Oh..... yay."
~~~
BSmith dragged classical_hero toward the center of town. He seemed to be sleeping.
"Okay, found him. Go ahead, Darth Feather!"
Darth Feather walked over, and smashed him on the head with a rock.
Classical_hero died instantly.
"Yay! I won!" shouted Darth Feather.
Jarema, tumbling down the hill while smeared against the side of a boulder, shouted back: "Why should I care?"
~~~
BSmith tapped his foot, impatiently. The sun had nearly gone down. The shadows grew long, and covered most of the town.
"I wanna fight someone too. Someone fight me! Someone fight me!"
Visorslash, the were-human-zombie-baby, came up from beneath the ground, and snatched BSmith with his enormous, decaying fangs, and began biting his skull, trying to get at his delicious brains. BSmith screamed in horror as his clothes were ripped off, and the monster attached to his head, not letting go.
He tried beating it off of him with a rock, but that was no good.
BSmith made what only could be described as pig squealing noises as he tried to escape from the hideous undead monster. The flesh was being torn from his head.
Somehow, he made it to a section of the street that was still bathed in daylight, and the creature let go, and burrowed back underground to escape.
BSmith was alive, but he [I]definitely did not win the duel.
~~~
EnderBoy and Ferret were still fighting each other with paper airplanes. It was getting absurd.
"Enough!" shouted the Gunslinger.
RULE CHANGE:
"It is hereby resolved: If you tie each other, and you didn't choose 'spock', then you tie and the result of your round is a draw. Draws will be awarded 0.4 points. Wins will be awarded 1 full point, and losses will be awarded zero points. And 'spock' ties will result in instant death, as I foretold."
The Gunslinger paused. "I can't wait all day to resolve ties. Let's keep this moving."
RESULTS SUMMARY:
Match 1
Abstain- WIN
BSmith- LOSS
Match 2
classical_hero- NO ORDERS (DIES)
Darth Feather- WIN
Match 3
Diana Abnoba- WIN
Double A- LOSS
Match 4
edse- LOSS
El Barto- WIN
Match 5
EnderBoy- TIE (non-Spock) survives
Ferret- TIE (non-Spock) survives
Match 6
Gaius Scribonius Curio- WIN
Ishmael- LOSS
Match 7
johnhughthom- WIN
LazyMcCrow- LOSS
Match 8
Makrell- LOSS
Montmorency- WIN
Match 9
Yay!- LOSS
Zack- WIN
Alive: [16/18]
- BSmith
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- Double A
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Montmorency
- Yay! (Jarema)
- Zack
Dead [2/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash) Werehumanbaby [MAFIA]
- classical_hero [TOWN]
BEGIN DUSK PHASE [6pm - 11:59pm] OF THE FIRST NIGHT.
DUSK PHASE ENDS AT MIDNIGHT [3:00 AM Thursday the 30th of May, EDT].
THREAD REMAINS OPEN FOR DISCUSSION.
RULES:
Those who have night time actions (as described in your role PM) may send them in now.
If you have no night time actions, you can just sit tight and wait to be eaten alive.
You have less than 48 hours to PM me this order.
Begin Dusk Night Phase.
Askthepizzaguy
05-29-2013, 00:47
Anything I can do to assist?
I probably need a new network adapter, because this thing is about as useful as sticking a fork into the back of my computer.
3 minutes, or I'm voting you. You have no excuse but scumminess if you do not produce.
Mmm...
Well, I suppose I'll give whatever you ultimately post an equitable accounting, before making my decision.
Vote: Montmorency for being a chicken chicken and choosing not to follow through with his promise promise.
Montmorency
05-29-2013, 01:33
Run-run!
Vote: Classical Hero
El Barto
05-29-2013, 04:22
vote:Montmorency because of voting dead people. Whatcha playing at?
"Actually, I've given up that life. I'm a born-again Barto. I've converted to the kumquat religion, and I would like to share it with you." said El Barto.
CONVERT OR DIE!!!
El Barto
05-29-2013, 04:26
Just in case vote:Montmorency. That'd put him in the lead with three votes.
Askthepizzaguy
05-29-2013, 05:09
There's a bwuh moment coming shortly.
Diana Abnoba
05-29-2013, 08:53
Quiet, townfolk are trying to sleep, cause it's night an' all.
*Pats her pet lizard on the head*
Askthepizzaguy
05-29-2013, 09:41
*Pats her pet lizard on the head*
One of your more unusual cutesy nicknames, but I'll roll with it.
Darth Feather
05-29-2013, 09:48
Darth Feather walked over, and smashed him on the head with a rock.
Classical_hero died instantly.
That's not how I remember it. I killed him out of ehm....ehm.... self -defence (yes, that sounds good).:sweatdrop: He must have had a sword or something hidden somewhere (his name IS classical hero).
Run-run!
Vote: Classical Hero
vote: Montmorency for voting someone dead.
enough of this noght-votes, ok?
EnderBoy
05-29-2013, 14:39
[CENTER]RULE CHANGE:
"It is hereby resolved: If you tie each other, and you didn't choose 'spock', then you tie and the result of your round is a draw. Draws will be awarded 0.4 points. Wins will be awarded 1 full point, and losses will be awarded zero points. And 'spock' ties will result in instant death, as I foretold."
Yay! I broke the game!
LazyMcCrow
05-29-2013, 15:51
That's the ..ahem.. last time I .uhh use 'paper' in a duel. Yeah.
classical_hero
05-29-2013, 18:33
Apologies for not sending in an order, but I am just not well right now, so I would have requested a replacement, but that is not needed due to my death.
Diana Abnoba
05-30-2013, 01:06
Hope you are feeling better soon classical_hero. :bow:
Askthepizzaguy
05-31-2013, 08:08
I need to put this game on a brief hiatus. Was injured in a car accident. Will return when feeling up to it.
johnhughthom
05-31-2013, 09:32
I need to put this game on a brief hiatus. Was injured in a car accident. Will return when feeling up to it.
~:eek:
Get well soon, Pizzadude.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-31-2013, 10:18
By all means put this on hold - your recovery is much more important.
Hope you are OK and feel better soon ATPG.
Askthepizzaguy
05-31-2013, 20:36
Update with more detail-
Not serious enough to warrant staying in the hospital. In all, injury to head and knee. Knee is swollen, painful hard to move. No broken bones, still have full range of motion, thankfully. Head injury is minor, but feels like it was hit with a hammer. Nice folks at the hospital closed that one up for me, prescribed meds. No internal bleeding. Main issue as relates to this game is I can't lay down and type at the same time. Computer set up next to bed, keyboard on bed. I have to lay facing down to type and this hurts my knee. Can only really do it five minutes or so.
Take your time, knees are fragile things.
Update with more detail-
Not serious enough to warrant staying in the hospital. In all, injury to head and knee. Knee is swollen, painful hard to move. No broken bones, still have full range of motion, thankfully. Head injury is minor, but feels like it was hit with a hammer. Nice folks at the hospital closed that one up for me, prescribed meds. No internal bleeding. Main issue as relates to this game is I can't lay down and type at the same time. Computer set up next to bed, keyboard on bed. I have to lay facing down to type and this hurts my knee. Can only really do it five minutes or so.
How's the car? Salvageable?
El Barto
06-01-2013, 19:36
Well, pizzaman, get better.
btw Zack got the real 'Murican response.
Well, pizzaman, get better.
btw Zack got the real 'Murican response.
Huh? I hope he can come out of this financially as well as physically.
El Barto
06-01-2013, 20:42
Cars make an American a man. ;)
And yes, the financial burden of having to repair a car (assuming it was Mr. pizza's) can cripple you, not so metaphorically speaking.
Cars make an American a man. ;)
And yes, the financial burden of having to repair a car (assuming it was Mr. pizza's) can cripple you, not so metaphorically speaking.
How is that not a metaphor?
Hope you get better soon Pizza. Take as much time as you need, we're always willing to give you a time transplant.
Askthepizzaguy
06-02-2013, 08:53
Car is a total loss. Entire rear bumper gone, trunk smashed in *all the way* to the backseat. Body bent so much that it is impossible to open the driver's side door. Climbed out passenger door asap to avoid potential fire. Damage to the front of the vehicle as well, that I wasn't able to see because it was dark.
My body on the other hand should make a complete recovery. Expect game to resume in 24 hours approximate.
Car is a total loss. Entire rear bumper gone, trunk smashed in *all the way* to the backseat. Body bent so much that it is impossible to open the driver's side door. Climbed out passenger door asap to avoid potential fire. Damage to the front of the vehicle as well, that I wasn't able to see because it was dark.
My body on the other hand should make a complete recovery. Expect game to resume in 24 hours approximate.
Yikes. It's good to hear that you're feeling better at least, I hope it all goes well from here!
HopAlongBunny
06-02-2013, 16:09
Not my game but wishing Askthepizzaguy a speedy and full recovery :bow:
El Barto
06-02-2013, 22:42
Only mafia announce their absences and try to appear active and propose deadlines. Vote:Askthepizzaguy
Askthepizzaguy
06-03-2013, 06:57
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Dusk Night Phase- 11:59 PM
Jarema decided he'd go for a walk tonight. He had.... business to take care of.
Someone had to protect this town from those threatening to annihilate them. With God on his side, Father Jarema would stand up to the Beasts.
As he looked out for the others in the town, he forgot that he himself might have to watch his back. It wasn't important what happened to him. What mattered was that the Beasts would fail, and the town would prevail.
He was perhaps the most badass priest in all the land. Ready to defend the others, armed only with a shovel he borrowed from the church's gravedigger, he was prepared to take them on. And he was just badass enough to do it effectively.
But luck was not on his side tonight. They chose to come for him first....
"Howdy, stranger...." said a mysterious dark figure.
Jarema turned around. "Who's there?"
"You're up awfully late. Would you care for a game of cricket?"
Jarema gripped his shovel tightly. "You can't play cricket with two players."
"Oh, you think I came unprepared? My dear sweet Father Jarema, I am quite prepared."
Out from the ground came fingers, hands, arms.... decomposing skulls.... skeletons with flesh hanging off. The dead were everywhere, surrounding Father Jarema in an instant. They were dressed as cricket players.
"Back, foul creatures. The power of Christ compels you!" Jarema gripped his crucifix, and used its power to keep the undead creatures away.
"Very impressive, Father Jarema. I guess you don't actually want to play cricket, then? What a shame, I had heard you were excellent at cricket."
"You heard wrong. I'm terrible at cricket." said Father Jarema.
"What about crunchet?" said the mysterious dark figure.
"What's crunchet?" said Father Jarema.
"Well, that's when the human doesn't want to play cricket. That's when I just grin and...."
The dark figure bared rows upon rows of gigantic, jagged teeth.
"Ay dios mio...." gasped Father Jarema.
*CRUNCHET*
Alive: [15/18]
- BSmith
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- Double A
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Montmorency
- Zack
Dead [3/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash) Werehumanbaby [MAFIA]
- classical_hero [TOWN]
- Yay! [TOWN DOCTOR]
BEGIN DAWN PHASE [12am - 5:59am] OF THE FIRST NIGHT.
DAWN PHASE ENDS AT SUNRISE [3:00 AM Tuesday the 4th of June, EDT].
THREAD REMAINS OPEN FOR DISCUSSION.
RULES:
Those who are dead may discuss things privately, but NOT PUBLICLY
Those who are alive may discuss things publicly.
Dead Townsfolk must complete their voting before Sunrise.
Begin Dawn Night Phase.
Askthepizzaguy
06-03-2013, 08:48
Note: In case it's not clear, this is not a day phase / voting to lynch someone round. And it should be over quickly.
He was perhaps the most badass priest in all the land. Ready to defend the others, armed only with a shovel he borrowed from the church's gravedigger, he was prepared to take them on. And he was just badass enough to do it effectively.
:bow:
Darth Feather
06-03-2013, 09:25
We lost a power role Night one: NOT GOOD :thumbsdown:
EnderBoy
06-03-2013, 14:40
That sucks. Sorry Yay!
Any guesses as to what the second Night phase is all about? Pizza said it as a time to clean the blood off the streets, which is fine for color and all (or not fine if you're trying to wash it off). But there's gotta be a logistical reason for it and I'm thinking it has to be a power (or more likely series of powers) that must occur after the killing, but before Dawn.
El Barto
06-03-2013, 19:47
Are you taking the PISs?
Askthepizzaguy
06-04-2013, 00:05
Are you taking the PISs?
Be careful, make sure my body isn't downhill from where you're standing.
Double A
06-04-2013, 01:49
Pizza, how's your insurance holding up?
Askthepizzaguy
06-04-2013, 08:11
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Dawn Night Phase- 5:59 AM
The Gunslinger rode to the center of town and loaded up ol' Delilah. He aimed at the bell tower and fired a shot that rang the bell quite loudly.
"Rise and shine, Gameroom folk. Time to catch us a beast. Participation is mandatory!"
~~~
The sunrise seemed especially pleasant to one lucky Gameroomer. No matter what happened, today would be a good day for him or her.
Alive: [15/18]
- BSmith
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- Double A
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Montmorency
- Zack
Dead [3/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash) Werehumanbaby [MAFIA]
- classical_hero [TOWN]
- Yay! [TOWN DOCTOR]
BEGIN MORNING PHASE [6am-1159am] OF THE SECOND DAY
MORNING PHASE ENDS AT HIGH NOON [3:00 AM Thursday the 6th of June, EDT].
RULES:
Get to yer voting! Same rules as previous Morning Day phase apply here.
Vote: jht
This is the only reason for anyone I could find.
Tally when Visorslash changed his selfvote.
Provisional Tally
3 jht: Darth Feather, Double A, Diana Abnoba
3 Abstain: classical_hero, Abstain, Zack
2 Ishmael: BSmith, edse
2 Curio: Montmorency, Enderboy
1 Zack: Ishmael
1 Ferret: LazyMCrow
1 Yay!: Curio
1 classical_hero: Ferret
1 EnderBoy: jht
1 edse: Makrell
2 No Vote: El Barto, Yay!
Unvote; Vote: Ishmael you are trying to lynch the wrong Australian. Ishamel comes from NSW.....
He might have been better of by changing to jht instead, so I guess he didn't want to vote for him.
Diana Abnoba
06-04-2013, 10:14
Vote: jht again, nothing else to go on as of yet, this early in the game.
Vote: Ishmael
Maybe it was reverse psychology?
Darth Feather
06-04-2013, 11:31
Vote: Ishmael
Maybe it was reverse psychology?
Or just a coincidence? Or a evil ploy by the american government who are trying to mislead us and win the game for themselves. That said, I have not a clue who is scum, so random-vote: Vote: Gaius Scribonius Curio
LazyMcCrow
06-04-2013, 11:52
I like your thinking edse. Plus the fact that Diana is prepared to revote jht smacks of town to me. vote: jht
I like your thinking edse. Plus the fact that Diana is prepared to revote jht smacks of town to me. vote: jht
For some reason Lazy, this post of yours comes off as rather scummy. And that's good enough for me at this early stage.
vote: Lazy McCrow
With regards to jht, I think Visorslash is a good enough player that he wouldn't have incriminated his partner so blatantly, at least deliberately (and the same goes for Ferret's argument :beam:). I'm not saying jht isn't scum, but I wouldn't use that as a reason.
johnhughthom
06-04-2013, 15:07
Vote: Ishmael, sucking up to me and Visor...
And that's good enough for me at this early stage.
Isn't this Lazy's reasoning? Why is his post scummy?
With regards to jht, I think Visorslash is a good enough player that he wouldn't have incriminated his partner so blatantly, at least deliberately (and the same goes for Ferret's argument :beam:). I'm not saying jht isn't scum, but I wouldn't use that as a reason.
Ah, the politician answer. Covering all your bases, ensuring you can't be blamed for any of the possible outcomes.
El Barto
06-04-2013, 20:50
I like your thinking edse. Plus the fact that Diana is prepared to revote jht smacks of town to me. vote: jhtFor some reason Lazy, this post of yours comes off as rather scummy.
Isn't this Lazy's reasoning? Why is his post scummy?
Maybe it's because he's third on the bandwaggon? jht's third on the counterwaggon, too. :shrug:
With regards to jht, I think Visorslash is a good enough player that he wouldn't have incriminated his partner so blatantly, at least deliberately (and the same goes for Ferret's argument :beam:). I'm not saying jht isn't scum, but I wouldn't use that as a reason.Ah, the politician answer. Covering all your bases, ensuring you can't be blamed for any of the possible outcomes.
:creep:
Edit: Oh, and a tally:
jht: edse; Diana Abnoba; LazyMcCrow (3)
Ishmael: Ferret; Zack; jht (3)
Gaius Scribonius Curio: Darth Feather (1)
LazyMcCrow: Ishmael (1)
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-04-2013, 23:38
If Visorslash could have saved himself by voting jht and did not, I find that pretty compelling. Anything to say to that jht?
It is certainly true that Visorslash is normally more subtle - it is just as possible, though not as likely, that he simply did not notice. Of course the other option is that this is some sophisticated attempt to get jht lynched, I deem that unlikely.
Vote: jht
I am willing to take the risk at this early stage in the game.
Double A
06-05-2013, 01:12
vote: Ishmael
Montmorency
06-05-2013, 01:22
Vote:Zack
Unvote, Vote: Montmorency
:stare:
johnhughthom
06-05-2013, 10:00
If Visorslash could have saved himself by voting jht and did not, I find that pretty compelling. Anything to say to that jht?
No, why would I? I'm not slashy boy.
I am willing to take the risk at this early stage in the game.
What risk?
LazyMcCrow
06-05-2013, 11:00
The risk that we're lynching a townie. Fortunately it looks like you're scum. :bow:
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-05-2013, 11:40
Tally
jht: 5 - edse; Diana Abnoba; Lazy McCrow; Makrell; Curio
Ishmael: 3 - Ferret; jht; Double A
Curio: 1 - Darth feather
Lazy McCrow: 1 - Ishmael
Zack: 1 - Montmorency
Montmorency: 1 - Zack
Not Voting: 3 - BSmith; El Barto; EnderBoy
@ Lazy McCrow: :bow:
EnderBoy
06-05-2013, 15:49
3 minutes, or I'm voting you. You have no excuse but scumminess if you do not produce.
This was a post to Abstain that Montmorency never followed up on. Montmorency never voted for Abstain, despite playing the internet tough guy. Someone else pointed this out earlier in the Night phase and I agree with it. Abstain flipped scum and ol' Monty gets to play hero-by-proxy while not actually pushing his fellow scum buddy off a cliff.
Vote Montmorency
LazyMcCrow
06-05-2013, 16:09
This was a post to Abstain that Montmorency never followed up on. Montmorency never voted for Abstain, despite playing the internet tough guy. Someone else pointed this out earlier in the Night phase and I agree with it. Abstain flipped scum and ol' Monty gets to play hero-by-proxy while not actually pushing his fellow scum buddy off a cliff.
Vote Montmorency
I think a vote on Montmorency is certainly a good one. I considered it myself as - when town - Monty usually manages to get himself killed reasonably quickly by acting very strangely/scummily. This game he's quiet.... too quiet. The above observation is definitely worth noting, but it seems a bit obvious. Would Mafia-Monty really try that hard to look townie? There wasn't any threat to him. It's actually your example that moved my attention away from voting Monty rather than on to him, but his play in general definitely seems scummy.
EnderBoy
06-05-2013, 16:23
No clue. This is my first game on this site so I can't go all meta gamey in my analysis.
LazyMcCrow
06-05-2013, 16:55
No clue. This is my first game on this site so I can't go all meta gamey in my analysis.
I like that. One game at a time is a nice ideal, but in Mafia, people's 'usual' playstyle is always brought up - and understandably so - I find it mildly frustrating :) I've played a fair bit here and I still have no idea of most players MO. But in this instance, Monty does smell like he's landed a role of some description.
johnhughthom
06-05-2013, 16:56
Monty pretty much always smells of something, tbf.
Montmorency
06-05-2013, 18:56
You'll find that I've been rather subdued for a while now. Can any of you even recall the last time I networked?
So lynch anyone but me or Ishmael.
El Barto
06-05-2013, 19:09
Why the 'lynch anyone but me or Ishmael'? There's the one vote on you which until now was an instance of OMGUS. Your vote on Zack out of nowhere has become fishy, vote: Montmorency. J'accuse!
vote: Monty
Let's make it a closer game.
johnhughthom
06-05-2013, 20:45
Unvote; Vote: Monty
El Barto
06-05-2013, 22:07
It's tally time!
Tally
jht: 5 - edse; Diana Abnoba; Lazy McCrow; Makrell; Curio
Ishmael: 2 - Ferret; Double A
Curio: 1 - Darth feather
Lazy McCrow: 1 - Ishmael
Zack: 1 - Montmorency
Montmorency: 5 - Zack; EnderBoy; El Barto; BSmith; johnhughthom
What happens in case of a tie?
It's tally time!
Tally
jht: 5 - edse; Diana Abnoba; Lazy McCrow; Makrell; Curio
Ishmael: 2 - Ferret; Double A
Curio: 1 - Darth feather
Lazy McCrow: 1 - Ishmael
Zack: 1 - Montmorency
Montmorency: 5 - Zack; EnderBoy; El Barto; BSmith; johnhughthom
What happens in case of a tie?
Why must you always organize the tally in a manner that makes absolutely no sense?
Montmorency
06-05-2013, 22:28
Dissonance over bussing me.
Askthepizzaguy
06-05-2013, 22:37
This game, ties will be resolved via a duel. Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
And if you both choose Spock, you both die.
If you tie in any other way, you draw, and it is scored as less than half of a win.
This game, ties will be resolved via a duel. Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
And if you both choose Spock, you both die.
If you tie in any other way, you draw, and it is scored as less than half of a win.
Which, I guess for lynch purposes, means you kill each other. It's like winning, but mostly losing.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-05-2013, 22:39
If you tie in any other way, you draw, and it is scored as less than half of a win.
Does that mean that both will be less than half alive (ie: dead)?
Askthepizzaguy
06-05-2013, 22:52
Does that mean that both will be less than half alive (ie: dead)?
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve, and therefore I'll shoot both of you in less than half of both your faces.
LazyMcCrow
06-05-2013, 23:09
You'll find that I've been rather subdued for a while now. Can any of you even recall the last time I networked?
So lynch anyone but me or Ishmael.
well - i for one wouldn't blame you for voting your way out of your predicament. vote jht? just an idea.
LazyMcCrow
06-05-2013, 23:10
or killing each other would probably be sweet, as per ATPG's ruling. As we'd have to lynch you next anyway Monty :/ whatever/meh/etc.
El Barto
06-05-2013, 23:41
Why must you always organize the tally in a manner that makes absolutely no sense?
I just took Gaius Scribonius Curio's tally and added the new votes… when I do them myself I do them by order of first voted, helps with keeping track of tendencies. I don't know what guidelines Curio follows.
Double A
06-05-2013, 23:57
unvote, vote: Monty
I was going to vote for him for voting for Zack, who is obviously town, but meta arguments are a thing too. Not necessarily a good one because they'll trip you up nearly every time, but hey, what do I know?
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-06-2013, 00:02
I just took Gaius Scribonius Curio's tally and added the new votes… when I do them myself I do them by order of first voted, helps with keeping track of tendencies. I don't know what guidelines Curio follows.
Firstly by number of votes, then by the order in which they were voted.
Your way is easier, it is just less polished...
El Barto
06-06-2013, 00:43
unvote, vote: Monty
I was going to vote for him for voting for Zack, who is obviously town, but meta arguments are a thing too. Not necessarily a good one because they'll trip you up nearly every time, but hey, what do I know?
Thou shalt not metagame in vain.
Firstly by number of votes, then by the order in which they were voted.
Your way is easier, it is just less polished...
Better to have the rough ways of the Ancient Roman Republic than Cæsar's warmongering demagogy based on his largesse towards the populace -funded by his personal conquests in Gaul and elsewhere, for the Senate's benefit in name only.
unvote, vote: Monty
I was going to vote for him for voting for Zack, who is obviously town, but meta arguments are a thing too. Not necessarily a good one because they'll trip you up nearly every time, but hey, what do I know?
Why am I obviously town?
johnhughthom
06-06-2013, 00:53
Probably because you aren't in AA's scum team.
Probably.
EnderBoy
06-06-2013, 15:26
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve, and therefore I'll shoot both of you in less than half of both your faces.
Half of me, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half of me, has got to be, vis a vis its entity. Do you see?
Great. Now that song is stuck in my head. :clown:
Askthepizzaguy
06-06-2013, 17:21
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Morning Day Phase- 11:59 AM
The Gunslinger checked the time. No shadows on the ground, and the burning sun searing everything in sight. It must be High Noon.
"Alright, cowpokes. Who do we have this time?"
A figure named Montmorency was pushed forward.
"Do you have a weapon, son?"
"No, I don't. I'm just a poor ol' dirt farmer. My daddy was a dirt farmer. And his daddy before him was a turd miner. And before that, my great-granddaddy Stinkypants Monty was a folding chair. We're salt of the earth kinda folk. We didn't need no fancy guns or ammunition or smoke detectors. You know how we knew the barn was on fire? When it burnt down. That was good enough for us. And we didn't whine and complain about third degree burns, no, we went down to the drug store and bought us prescription-strength chewing gum, and we would spend all afternoon chewin', and we would cover up all our burns with that minty gum. Had a nice cooling effect. And we always smelled minty fresh, except for ol' Stinkypants. Did I ever tell you why we called 'im Stinkypants? Well he had this game called pull my finger and every time we played that game, it meant washing another pair of great-granddaddy's pants."
"Here, take my other gun."
"Why thank you. And back in those days, we didn't have washin' machines and "soap". When we wanted to clean our pants, we'd go down by the river, which didn't have water in it back in those days, hadn't been invented yet. It was actually a river filled with nickels. And we'd be washin' ol' Stinkypants Monty's pants in the river of nickels. It took fourteen hours just to do a single pair, but when we were done, you could barely detect the streaks running down the back of those pants, except with your nose, because they still stank on account of there not bein' any soap yet."
"Ready?"
"It was actually my granddaddy who discovered soap. We called him 'Uncle Gus' even though that made no sense and has nothing to do with the story, I jes' thought I'd mention it. Anyway, he was working in the turd mines, when all of a sudden the whole tunnel began to collapse. But wouldn't you know it, my granddaddy 'uncle Gus' had stumbled upon the lost city of Atlantis. It didn't sink into the sea, it got swallowed up by the turd mountains of New Zealand. We never did figure out how it got there, but while he was in Atlantis, he stopped by a tavern to get something to drink, and instead of whiskey, they served him bars of soap instead. The craziest mix-up you ever did hear about. And as he was chewin' on the soap, he suddenly realized that they tasted terrible, but could be used to clean things."
"One.... two.... three....."
"So he smuggled the soap out of Atlantis in a Winnebago made of ranch dressing. But wait till you hear the really interesting part..."
*BLAM*
~~~
Montmorency fell to the ground, never to reveal the really interesting part.
Alive: [14/18]
- BSmith
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- Double A
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Zack
Dead [4/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash) Werehumanbaby [MAFIA]
- classical_hero [TOWN]
- Yay! [TOWN DOCTOR]
- Montmorency [TOWN]
RULES:
Send your Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock selection to me via PM.
Inactivity will be bad news for the inactive party.
REMINDER: THE DEAD SHOULD STILL SEND IN THEIR SELECTION.
BEGIN AFTERNOON PHASE [12pm-5:59pm] OF THE SECOND DAY
AFTERNOON PHASE ENDS AT SUNDOWN [3:00 AM Saturday the 8th of June, EDT].
EnderBoy
06-06-2013, 17:54
Eek.
Sorry Monty.
Thou shalt not die in vain!
Vote: Gunslinger! How dare you? How dare you to hell!
Darth Feather
06-06-2013, 18:30
Eek.
Sorry Monty.
Thou shalt not die in vain!
Vote: Gunslinger! How dare you? How dare you to hell!
Quiet, or he will kill us all :anxious:
Montmorency
06-06-2013, 22:15
Well, at least you know who the scum are now.
:grin:
EnderBoy
06-07-2013, 20:19
I'm just going to throw out there that it's going to be a really really hard game for Town if we're non-participatory in this thread for 3/4 of every Day. Our job isn't done once the Gunslinger cocks his gun, unless he's shooting at the last scum out there.
Darth Feather
06-07-2013, 22:01
I'm just going to throw out there that it's going to be a really really hard game for Town if we're non-participatory in this thread for 3/4 of every Day. Our job isn't done once the Gunslinger cocks his gun, unless he's shooting at the last scum out there.
Actually you are right. ok, in interest of keeping the conversation going: FoS: DoubleA. I am getting a scummy vibe. First he voted jht (for no reason, which is fine in round one). His vote for montmorency though looked like it was a cheap bandwagon vote. that tricked me of.
I think we need to lynch jht tomorrow, just to be sure whether those voting for montmorency were saving a scumbuddy or not.
but monty was town? i dont get it edse?
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-07-2013, 23:21
edse means lynch jht to make sure that those voting for monty (a townie) were not doing so in order to save jht (scum).
Askthepizzaguy
06-08-2013, 09:25
I'm going to be generous and give a little bit of extra time for orders to be sent in.
Remember, dead folks can and should send in the order, the game will be lousy if there's a bunch of easy wins because the living faced off against the dead over and over.
And if half the town goes kaput due to missing orders, well.... that'll be fine with me. Just you know, lettin' yer team down.
The dead player voting phase is short and so should the night phase where the murders happen also be short. I can afford to spare the time here.
johnhughthom
06-08-2013, 10:10
edse means lynch jht to make sure that those voting for monty (a townie) were not doing so in order to save jht (scum).
Yes, because I would totally allow my scum buddies to give themselves away in such a manner. :rolleyes:
Yes, it's WIFOM. Deal with it.
Pizza, how can I make this post even scummier?
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-08-2013, 10:35
You wouldn't if you had it your way. Doesn't mean that Visorslash/Abstain did not make a mistake. :bow:
IMO it is best to be sure - nothing better has come up yet.
Unless, of course, you care to differ? Have you any alternatives?
johnhughthom
06-08-2013, 10:45
Nah. Our host is too lazy to put the lynch tallies in his write ups. You certainly don't know my playstyle too well if you think I am actually going to read through the thread for analysis. I play on gut instinct, and right now all my gut is saying is, 'me want cheese on toast, you better have some haloumi'.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-08-2013, 10:53
Oh I don't expect you to offer alternatives, I just wanted to tender the opportunity...
That you choose not to strengthens my own convictions, but others can make of it what they will.
El Barto
06-09-2013, 00:38
I'm going to be generous and give a little bit of extra time for orders to be sent in.
Be generous indeed… where's my special mozzarella-and-anchovies with olives and double garlic?
Edit: ffos at Gaius Scribonius Curio for blaming his scummy edits on rogue commas…
johnhughthom
06-09-2013, 00:43
ffos
Feline finger of suspicion?
El Barto
06-09-2013, 00:51
Fish fingers, as it were. 'cos, we cats have legs, and that'd make it all be paws. Or toes? Whatever.
But, if you want cats, here's three, and I can keep 'em coming.
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7689116.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/Pg-24-cats-getty.jpg
johnhughthom
06-09-2013, 00:53
You wouldn't if you had it your way. Doesn't mean that Visorslash/Abstain did not make a mistake. :bow:
Wait a minute, what does Visor being lynched have to do with how my supposed other scum buddies voted in round two? You are basically saying I would allow Visor to create an obvious link to me in round one, and then allow the rest of the team to create another link in round two?
Why don't you just slap me around the face with a kipper and call me a moron.
El Barto
06-09-2013, 00:58
That can be arranged.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-09-2013, 03:10
I didn't say that you would have. I was merely explaining edse's post to Makrell. I think I got the gist of it correct.
Though the way you are carrying on about it, it could well be the case...
Askthepizzaguy
06-09-2013, 08:16
Match 10
Winner of Match 1- Abstain
Winner of Match 2- Darth Feather
Match 11
Winner of Match 3- Diana Abnoba
Winner of Match 4- El Barto
Match 12
Winner of Match 5- EnderBoy
Winner of Match 6- Gaius
Match 13
Winner of Match 7- jht
Winner of Match 8- Monty
Match 14
Winner of Match 9- Zack
Loser of Match 1- BSmith
Match 15
Loser of Match 2- classical hero
Loser of Match 3- Double A
Match 16
Loser of Match 4- Edse
Loser of Match 5- Ferret
Match 17
Loser of Match 6- Ishmael
Loser of Match 7- LazyMcCrow
Match 18
Loser of Match 8- makrell
Loser of Match 9- Yay
In the event of ties, alphabetical order determines who goes where.
Working on the results- can take a bit. Round is over.
If you want to send in night actions now, you may.
El Barto
06-09-2013, 21:11
Wanna go Spock, Di? ;)
Askthepizzaguy
06-09-2013, 21:17
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SUNDOWN of the Second Day
At Sundown, the Townsfolk lined up and began to partner off. The Gunslinger looked on with interest, twirling Delilah menacingly. The shadows crept across the ground.
A tumbleweed drifted across the center of town, because that's what happens in old west towns whenever there's violence about to happen. It's the law.
Darth Feather waited for his opponent to show up, armed with a rock. But when his opponent's name was read, he dropped the rock and began to scramble towards the daylight as fast as possible. But it was too late, the Werezombiebaby appeared and tried to tear Darth Feather to pieces. The Gunslinger began firing at the Werezombiebaby and managed to free Darth Feather from its clutches, but the Werezombiebaby just returned beneath the dust from whence it came.
"How was I supposed to beat that thing with a ROCK?" protested Feather.
~~~~
Meanwhile, Diana Abnoba was stroking her pet lizard confidently. El Barto, (who for some reason, called himself dead from severe fruiting or something) sneaked up behind her and gave her a violent shove. She fell to the ground, dropping her lizard. El Barto quickly scooped up the lizard and shouted at Diana victoriously.
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you don't have your precious LIZARD anymore! You'd never harm your precious lizard, therefore I win! Me! And this proves that a man's brains are bigger than a woman's brains! In fact, I'd go so far as to say, that was too easy!"
Diana took her time getting up from the ground. She seemed to be doing something. El Barto wasn't paying much attention. He was too busy monologueing, watching the sun set.
"Now you will face the wrath of the artist formerly known as El Barto! My name shall actually be the Venus symbol (♀) with YOUR LIZARD curled around the top there somewhere. That will be totally original and ironic, won't it?"
El Barto turned around to look at his defeated opponent, only to realize she had assembled quite the collection of stones assembled in a meticulously ordered pyramid.
"Yipe." said El Barto.
The sky grew dark, and not just because the sun was setting. The sky seemed to be raining rocks. And they were all aimed at El Barto's head.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
El Barto collapsed, and the lizard escaped from his grasp, and returned to Diana.
"Aww are you okay baby? Did that evil man hurt you? Mommy would never let that happen."
~~~~
Enderboy watched Diana's victory and decided to steal some of the rocks she used. "Alright Gaius! I would like to play a little song for you. I call it..... Everybody Must Get Stoned!"
Gaius Scribonius Curio tossed a paper airplane at Enderboy, striking him in the eye. He immediately dropped his rocks, and they landed on his toes.
Enderboy waved a little white flag after that, while hopping around with one eye shut.
~~~~
johnhughthom and the recently deceased Montmorency began to square off in the shadows.
johnhughthom looked at his opponent, saying little. Monty stared back at him, drooling. This staring contest went on for a while.
"So Monty. How's death treating you?"
Monty's jaw fell off.
"I must admit, it's turned you into a great conversationalist. I think I like you better this way. Shall we begin?"
Monty just nodded.
johnhughthom grabbed a rock. Monty grabbed a rock. They threw the rocks at each other, striking one another in the head. They both fell down.
The Gunslinger slowly applauded.
~~~~
Meanwhile, Zack and Bsmith managed to steal Diana's lizard and were busy throwing it at one another, in a futile attempt to kill each other.
She smacked them both on the head with a rock, and collected her pet lizard.
~~~~
Ferret put a lot of thought into his duel. He showed up in a lizard costume. He figured, if the lizard was such a powerful and frightening weapon, then surely a lizard costume would scare his opponent to death.
Unfortunately he made his lizard costume out of papier-mache, and used way too much adhesive. He couldn't even move.
"Don't worry Ferret! I'll get you out of there!" shouted Edse. He ran up to Ferret and bashed him on the head with a rock, which broke apart his costume. And knocked Ferret out cold.
~~~~
Ishmael was well-prepared. He had pushed Jarema's boulder from yesterday all the way back up the hill overlooking the town. He shouted down to his opponent, Lazy McCrow.
"I'm ready whenever you are!" he said.
Lazy McCrow had only just recently extracted himself from the river, and wasn't prepared for battle at all. "Uh.... just a second!" he shouted back.
Ishmael waited impatiently, leaning against the boulder, ready to let it start rolling down the hill at any moment.
"I'm still ready! Hurry up down there!"
Lazy McCrow was still trying to make a gatling gun out of paper. He had just finished the third barrel, but was running out of paper. And both he and his monstrosity were covered in glue, tape, and paper cuts.
"Uh.... I'm almost done!"
Ishmael could barely see Lazy McCrow. "What are you DOING down there? You're not still trying to build a gun out of paper, are you?"
Lazy McCrow looked back at Ishmael. "No! That's not what I'm doing! That would be absurd, to try the same failed tactic twice in a row! What kind of fool do you take me for?"
Ishmael was getting tired of waiting, and tired of holding up the boulder. "Will you please hurry? I can't hold on much longer."
"Just seven more barrels to go, and I can build a tripod out of cardboard tubes."
He had nearly finished with the fourth barrel, when the boulder rolled past him with Ishmael flattened against the side of it. The boulder rolled off the cliff overlooking the canyon.
"There's a river down there somewhere, right?"
~~~~
Makrell stood facing off against Jarema, who was armed only with a pair of scissors.
"Paper didn't work. I know I must choose paper, but it didn't work. Paper, you have failed me for the last time! I choose the only thing that can defeat paper!"
"Yay!" Jarema replied.
"Not scissors. You see, scissors would be too obvious. Obviously scissors beats paper. But because it is too obvious, that means one could logically conclude that I would choose scissors. But what's even more logical would be choosing Spock! You see, Spock is disproven by paper, therefore, it would be unexpected! Unexpected indeed."
"Yay!" Jarema replied.
"But Spock is not invulnerable. And I refuse to be defeated by a lizard two days in a row! I am far more cunning than all that. And what could face off against the mighty Lizard and still live to tell the tale? Why, another lizard!"
"Yay!" Jarema replied.
"Therefore Lizard is obviously the strongest, the most powerful of all of the weapons in this game. Completely invulnerable to everything!"
Jarema looked at his pair of scissors, and then back at Makrell. "Yay!" he shouted.
"I only wish I had the foresight to bring along a lizard. How I wish I wielded its enormous power. Instead, all I have is this rock."
"Yay!" Jarema replied.
Makrell walked up to Jarema, and smashed him over the head with the rock.
"Yay!" Jarema said, as he fell to the ground.
~~~~
classical_hero and Double A were nowhere to be found. The Gunslinger went looking for them.
He found them in bed together. Double A was smooching up a storm with the rotting remains of classical_hero.
"Oh sweet Mexican Jesus. That's just not right! Classical hero, you take your tongue out of Double A's mouth right now." shouted the Gunslinger.
The corpse reluctantly reached into Double A's mouth and collected his missing tongue.
Double A looked back at the Gunslinger defiantly. "We're in love, Gunslinger. And just because SOCIETY doesn't condone love between man and corpse, that doesn't mean it is in any way unnatural or wrong. I love this rotting corpse, and we are getting married. Married I tells you! I'm sure it's legal in Massachusettes."
"Brain!" replied classical_hero, as he lovingly began to gnaw on Double A's head.
"We plan on settling down and having kids! Lots and lots of little zombie babies!"
"Brain!" said classical_hero, as he began crunching on Double A's skull.
"And our babies will be both beautiful and smart! They will have classical_hero's good looks, and my brains!"
"Brain!" echoed classical_hero, as he began chewing on Double A's delicious brains.
The Gunslinger watched in horror as classical_hero gobbled up Double A's brains. But he did not interfere.
This was just nature's way.
He closed the door, and crossed Double A's name off of the list of suspects, noting that the cause of death was inactivity of some kind.
"Brain!" shouted classical_hero.
Alive: [13/18]
- BSmith
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- edse
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Zack
Dead [5/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash) Werehumanbaby [MAFIA]
- classical_hero [TOWN]
- Yay! [TOWN DOCTOR]
- Montmorency [TOWN]
- Double A [TOWN]
BEGIN DUSK PHASE [6pm-11:59pm] OF THE SECOND NIGHT.
DUSK PHASE ENDS AT SUNDOWN [3:00 AM Tuesday the 11th of June, EDT].
Darth Feather
06-09-2013, 21:50
Great, My main suspect died. Now I have to start all over again. (What did Abstain pick by the way?)
El Barto
06-09-2013, 21:53
So… Double A voted for Monty to die… and then got himself killed for inactivity… and… wtf.
Askthepizzaguy
06-09-2013, 22:03
(What did Abstain pick by the way?)
Gigantic zombie that you can't kill with a rock.
Darth Feather
06-09-2013, 22:11
Gigantic zombie that you can't kill with a rock.
He cheated :soapbox: I declare myself victor (at least moral ).
He cheated :soapbox: I declare myself victor (at least moral ).
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?141522-Gameroom-Rock-Paper-Scissors-Tournament-III&p=2053458869&viewfull=1#post2053458869
:evil:
El Barto
06-10-2013, 02:18
:laugh4: Oh really.
GOD DAMN IT EDSE I SPENT HOURS ON THAT COSTUME!
LazyMcCrow
06-11-2013, 09:49
OK. That's really the last time I choose paper.
Askthepizzaguy
06-11-2013, 13:57
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MIDNIGHT of the Second Night
Edse ordered another round from the bartender. "I think you've had enough" said the man behind the counter.
"Now you listen, you. I have a cerfitacate for 100 free beers here right here in this my pocket right here. And I'll tell you when I've had a enough free hundred beers. That's this many."
Edse holds up four fingers.
"See? One hundred beers. You will give me another drink until when after I've told you when I've got a free beers."
"I said, I think you've had enough." repeated the bartender, firmly.
"Oh you think? YOU THINK!? I don't pay you to think, I pay you to give me free beer. And you're not paid to think. I'll tell you when I've given you you've had enough to think about. And it's this many." Edse holds up four fingers. "See? One, two, three, think. Time for another drink."
"Sir, we're closing up shop now. You need to see yourself out, or I'll have to have Smiley escort you out."
The barkeep pointed at the man with a big toothy grin in the corner, who was already cracking his knuckles.
"Well I can tell when I'm not around to be appreciated. You don't have to escort me twice. I can take my businesses to from elsewhere this establishment."
Edse stumbled out of the saloon, determined to cash in the remainder of his gift certificate, when he was approached by a gigantic man in a heavy coat.
"Still feeling thirsty, Edse?" said the voice.
"You read my mind. Waiter, I would like to order your most expensive bottle of wine, and put it on this here gift certificate for free booze here."
"Why, certainly. Right this way, sir, let me get you a table." said the enormous man.
Edse followed the man all the way out into the middle of the desert, where there was a nice table set up, complete with fancy forks, knives, and napkins. And some very old wine. There was also a roaring campfire.
"Table for one. Would Monsieur like to relax for a moment while we open up the wine?"
"Yes I think I'll just take a nap here on this table. Don't forget to bring the free drinks."
"Certainly sir. But the drinks are going to be on you this time." The enormous man began pouring the wine all over Edse.
"Hey, it's raining. Now I'm all wet. Waiter, will you help me out of these wet clothes?"
"Certainly sir. Would you mind rubbing this Worcestershire sauce all over yourself?"
"Hey, it's your dress code. As long as I don't have to rent a jacket and tie." replied Edse
"Not at all sir! In fact, may I be so bold as to say, you look absolutely delicious just the way you are."
"Uh.... thanks. Now where's my expensive bottle of wine? I want to get smashed tonight!"
"Whatever you say, sir." The enormous man replied, flashing his toothy grin.
The enormous man smashed the wine bottle upside Edse's head. Shortly thereafter, Edse was rotating over the campfire, cooking rotisserie-style.
Alive: [12/18]
- BSmith
- Darth Feather
- Diana Abnoba
- El Barto
- Elite Ferret
- EnderBoy
- Gaius Scribonius Curio
- Ishmael
- jht (johnhughthom)
- Lazy McCrow
- Makrell
- Zack
Dead [6/18]
- Abstain (Visorslash) Werehumanbaby [MAFIA]
- classical_hero [TOWN]
- Yay! [TOWN DOCTOR]
- Montmorency [TOWN]
- Double A [TOWN]
- edse [TOWN]
BEGIN DAWN PHASE [12am-5:59am] OF THE SECOND NIGHT.
DAWN PHASE ENDS AT SUNRISE[3:00 AM Thursday the 13th of June, EDT].
Askthepizzaguy
06-11-2013, 14:17
Reminder: The dead have a vote which they must PM me. Don't forget to vote, dead people.
LazyMcCrow
06-11-2013, 14:50
Well - I say we stick to edse's plan to lynch jht today. I think Edse being kebabbed is supposed to make it look like jht is being framed. I think jht is a scum, disguising himself as a framed townie.
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