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jskirwin@yahoo.com
07-17-2001, 20:39
My four year old asked the question within 5 minutes of playing the game: Does the geisha ever do anything?

Click on the advisor and he'll spout a bit of Sun Tsu, so why doesn't clicking on the geisha cause her to play the shamisen or something?

Just wondering...
JK

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CeltiberoSkullXIII
07-17-2001, 20:50
maybe she wants to go to W.C. and that's because she don't move!
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Shiro
07-17-2001, 21:14
I keep telling you. I must have a copy of the game like Soly's. When I click on her she kills whoever I happen to have in my court. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

Jaxem
07-17-2001, 21:44
Quote Originally posted by Shiro:
I keep telling you. I must have a copy of the game like Soly's. When I click on her she kills whoever I happen to have in my court. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]


ROFL. That would be one cool way to send the advisor's head back.

-J

Ratta Yamamoto
07-17-2001, 21:46
If you click on her and type 'iloveyou', she will give you a kiss http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/redface.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif....ha ha ha...... I'm only kidding. No she does not do anything but just sitting there (I think she is a sleep http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif)

jskirwin@yahoo.com
07-17-2001, 21:55
Well, how much code would it take for her to play something, say, "Dueling Banjos"?

Eeeeew! I'm hearing that "song" in my head played on a shamisen. T'aint pretty.

JK

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Shimazu2
07-18-2001, 00:08
Is there any way that you can kill an emissary and send their head back in a bag? Just asking cause that has been making me wonder. And that is VERY dangerous.

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Shiro
07-18-2001, 00:15
No the sad truth is that you can not chop heads off. Such a shame.

Catiline
07-18-2001, 00:47
.geishax.

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Kraellin
07-18-2001, 01:40
kirwin,

try it on the bagpipes some time. you'll think that fingernails on a chalkboard is a pleasant sound in comparison ;)

K.

Sengoku
07-18-2001, 16:44
Yeah, that would be great. The deceitful Uesugi clan sends yet another emissary right after attacking me:
Accept
Decline
Head on a platter

As for the topic, no, the Geisha does absolutely nothing, but judging by some of the suggestions here it would seem that is a blessing.

Pedders
07-18-2001, 18:49
I haven't tried this out by I heard a rumour that clicking on her will kill the emissary if you have Legendary Geisha researched.

Or somebody was pulling my leg.

Shimazu2
07-18-2001, 20:36
Sounds like clicking on her might work... I AM GOING TO TRY!

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Vanya
07-18-2001, 20:47
Wise man Luke once said:

I was walking down the street,
near the Copacabana.
Down in Cuba Town,
in Little Havana.
I said "Hey, pretty Lady:"
...

Can you finish the quote? If so, you have discovered what the geisha can do for you...

Sengoku
07-19-2001, 03:21
Huh? ....Luke who??? What....? Copacabana???! Dammit, I need more information! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif)

Toranaga sama
07-19-2001, 06:10
again, I think a "Pillow the Consort" button would add a whole dimension to the game, and give "ConfusedandDazed" something to do.

hehe. Just kiddin' Crazed. Your stories are pretty entertaining.

Vanya
07-25-2001, 21:07
Quote Originally posted by Sengoku:
Huh? ....Luke who??? What....? Copacabana???! Dammit, I need more information! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif)[/QUOTE]

A clue: The Copacabana is a club in Miami... Wise man Luke was singer in 2 Live Crue...


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solypsist
07-25-2001, 22:08
im sure someone can dig up my old screenshot of my geisha-throne room, buried deep in the General Forum.
kudos to you if it's found.