How do I fall ***-backwards into eating for a living?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Seriously, why does Anthony Bourdain get to walk around Columbia drunk and get paid for every bite of food they film? My counselor in high school never told me about this career path.

[Strike For The South]

How much heroin can you push into your veins while still functioning as a line cook in NYCs top restaurants? It's probably not more than him

[a completely inoffensive name]

How much heroin can you push into your veins while still functioning as a line cook in NYCs top restaurants? It's probably not more than him

Being a line cook I could probably handle, but sadly you are right, I could not handle as much heroin as him. Maybe I will just settle for being the next poor soul to gain 60 pounds by hosting Man vs Food.