If you were a M:TW general...

[deutschlanduberalles]

Figured this might be interesting. I'll start--

Weak Defender
Expert Attacker
Very Loyal
Traumatised
Silver-Tongued
Atheist
Murderous Temper

If any of you have Perversion, don't feel obligated to list it. :P

[Bob the Insane]

How about the:

Help me, I don't know what I'm doing...

Vice....

[rasoforos]

Pagan (if this existed ) else put Atheist
Butcher
Often drunk

[Inferno]

Skilled Defender
Weak Attacker
Incest http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif
Unhinged Loon
Always Drunk

One of the above is a lie.

(I'm not a very good defender...) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Ktonos]

Scant Mercy
Pagan
Loyal
Pride
Silver Tongued

[Ktonos]

One of the above is true.









And the rest too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Postino]

Pride
Exellent Defender
Often Drunk
Pagan

[Al Qasim Hussein]

Skilled Defender
Odd number of Toes
Inbred
Compulsive Gambler
Incest
Butcher

At least, these would be my attributes if this was Arkansas Total War.

(no offense to Arkies...i guess http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif

[Kraxis]

Skilled Attacker
Skilled Last Stand
Expert Defender
Argumentative
Heretic (I believe in God but I'm no Catholic hehehe)
Hesistant (GAH I know I know )
Frequent Mercy
Poor Sieger
Man of Honour
Honest
Deep Thinker
Well Educated
Drinker (who don't go out and have fun in the weekends when battles are supposed to take place).

[Vlad The Impaler]

killer instinct
drinker
argumentative
pride
swift justice
skilled attacker
exxcelent defender

[[RDH] Spetz Natz]

Irredeemably Witty
Atheist
Hideous Scars (well, not really...just one small pimple http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Dubious Accounting (I don't balance my checkbook well http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif )
Always Drunk
Charming ("Hey...howyadoin'? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif )

LOL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[deutschlanduberalles]

Good Lord, you guys booze too much http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[A.Saturnus]

Wasn`t their a thread in the tavern about that?
Anyway:

Atheist
Good Numbers
Humanist
Strange
Deep Thinker
Skilled Defender
Very Lazy

[Kraxis]

Ok, so we almost all are good generals, but what Rank would we have??? This is out of the descriptions of the ranks. So a Rank 9 would be Magyar Khan, Rank 8 Kocmoc (no dissing meant if this is wrong http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif), Rank 0 would be a total newbie who have not even played the tutorial before going online.

Myself, I would guess would be a nice middle Rank 5, perhaps inspiring to be Rank 6.

[[RDH] Spetz Natz]

I'm not big on (real life) violence, and some would even call me a (ghast&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif pacifist, so I would probably be a
1.5 star general........and THAT's being generous
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Leet Eriksson]

I'll be a 7 star general with these vices:

Glutton
Alcoholic Drunkard(or whatever this vice that gets you -5 health)
Great warrior
blackmailer
expert at field defense
great leader

[Major Robert Dump]

Odd number of toes
Adulterer
Well hung
Embarrasing Tattoos
Expert Attacker
Admirer of Women's Shoes

[Michael the Great]

No,no,no...u got this all wrong...it's not IF I'm a Medieval general,because I AM a Medeival general http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Hakonarson]

Thinker
Numerate
Ditherer
Adulterer (or perhaps Womaniser since I'm not married?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif)

Rank? Ys - extremely rank :o

Oh perhaps 3 or 4

[Rocket_Boy]

Unhinged Loon http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif
Argumentative http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/argue.gif
Hedonist http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Irredemably Witty http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Paranoid http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif
Secret Perversion http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif (just kidding&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Katasaki Hirojima]

I'd be a Rank 3-4 General

Killer Instinct
Great Warrior
Fervent
Heretic (i'm aslo not Catholic)
Expert Defender
Mercifull
Deep thinker
Hesitant
Approachable Manner
Strange ;p

[Azrael]

Crack Brained.

I would probably be around a 5 star, however, since I'm convinced I'm Julius Caesar and receive wise battle counsel from my Cats, I should get a bonus and be level 12.

Azrael

Stop looking at me like that http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[deejayvee]

Hmmmm, let's see:

Hedonist
Aethiest
Irredeemably Witty
Good Runner
Always Stoned
Paranoid

[Gregoshi]

Good Runner

My generalship is often described as "rank".

[[RDH] Spetz Natz]

Quote[/b] (Azrael @ Nov. 24 2002,22:40)]Crack Brained.

I would probably be around a 5 star, however, since I'm convinced I'm Julius Caesar and receive wise battle counsel from my Cats, I should get a bonus and be level 12.

Azrael

Stop looking at me like that http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
LOL. My cats possess keen strategic minds, too.
Small world.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

[deutschlanduberalles]

My cats can outmaneuver your cats.

[el_slapper]

heretic or excom; level 2

skilled defender, weak attacker
humanist

Piety 6, dread 0, acumen 8.

[CeeBod]

My Cat's V&Vs http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif -

Scant Mercy
Unhinged Loon
Hedonist
Brigand & Thief
Tyrant
Good Steward (well it does keep "watering next door's flowers&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[LadyAnn]

I have found some allies who didn't talk at all: tongue made of silver, indeed. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

Some people arrived to the foyer asking "why I had extra digits after my name?" Would that qualified to have his general "having extra digits"? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Ah, many quits during battle. Although their armies are finished, and they figured they had better time to spend elsewhere, it made Annie quite http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif . That made the remaining armies pause for a long time, sometimes put the game out of sync. Also when the host quit http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif the game simply dies. These would be qualified as "good runners".

Send spy to uncover my vices http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif.

Perhaps "prefers young boys (above 18 please http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif) instead of women?"

Annie

[Jaret]

Hmmmss lets give it a thought.

My V&V´s would be :

Naturalborn Leader
Skilled Defender
Heretic (maybe there is a God ... however he is definately not catholic. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif )
Always Stoned ( I hate alcohol http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif )
Very Lazy ( since I´m always stoned http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Swift Justice
Strange ( all natural born leaders are kinda strange )

Rank would be 4 or 5 (on a good day).

[deutschlanduberalles]

[Daveybaby]

Chronic Flatulence. +3 Dread.

[Katasaki Hirojima]

*Falls over Laughing @ Dave*

[deejayvee]

Quote[/b] (Daveybaby @ Nov. 26 2002,10:12)]Chronic Flatulence. +3 Dread.
It should also have -10 health for anyone near by.

[Stygious]

Me? I am a nine star general with the following Virtues:
- Great warrior
- Famously Brave
- Great leader
- Chronic delusions