Overpopulated State - Nine dead in food riots

[Papewaio]

Nine chemical manufacturing workers died when rival work shifts tried to access a food shed at the same time.

Normally the police state tries to keep the work teams to separate areas to minimize such incidences. But once the bloodshed started the police came down with lethal force in the small state known for it's endemic overpopulation. For comparison the state has six times the population of New South Wales, Australia where Sydney and several other cities reside, yet only 4/5ths the land area.

Police have arrested over one hundred food rioters and closed the food slop shop. NGOs are seeking donations for food for all involved and clothing for the food shops staff who could not afford to dress themselves on the scant wages and tips they earned.

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-19/nearly-200-arrested-in-deadly-texas-biker-gang-shootout/6479434

[Husar]

Cossacks 3 was just announced (see the Arena) and the Cossacks were already involved in this incident.
Amazing.

[Greyblades]

I have no idea how you got the idea it was food riot from that article. It clearly states it was a biker gang fight.

[Papewaio]

No that is a media conspiracy to prempt natural justice by painting these hard working chemical industry workers as being the 1% beyond the law who are free to travel and associate with who they please and manipulate the justice system.

Clearly in the photographs they are not dressed like stock brockers so they cannot be part of the 1% cartel.

:smoking:

[drone]

Clearly in the photographs they are not dressed like stock brockers so they cannot be part of the 1% cartel.

You're off your rocker.

[Papewaio]

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-21/us-britain-fine-top-banks-nearly-6-bn-for-forex-libor-abuses/6485510

As tongue as firmly placed in my cheek as ever.

It is interesting to note that governments only have one main control mechanism on the economy and that is adjusting interest rates.

It turns out that a cartel of banks corrupting the world wide sale of money is too big to jail.

[Greyblades]

No that is a media conspiracy to prempt natural justice by painting these hard working chemical industry workers as being the 1% beyond the law who are free to travel and associate with who they please and manipulate the justice system.

Clearly in the photographs they are not dressed like stock brockers so they cannot be part of the 1% cartel.

:smoking:
This theory, brought to you by:
https://i.imgur.com/Gk4qBPo.jpg

[Papewaio]

This theory, brought to you by:
https://i.imgur.com/Gk4qBPo.jpg

Do you by chance take the word of the bible literally too?

[Greyblades]

Do you by chance take the implications of a meme seriously too?

[Papewaio]

Your first post seems to take my post as literal not satire and hence the rest of your posts are cast in that shadow.

[Greyblades]

Yeah, I am incapable of detecting tone through text. When you said you were joking I decided to add my own funny thing to the mix, didnt quite com across as I intended.

[Papewaio]

No worries. As a hint I normally don't put the sunglasses emoji on serious posts (I often end with the smoking one too).

Also referring to meth lab bikies as chemical manufacturing workers should have been indicative of the satirical nature of my posts.

[Husar]

Also referring to meth lab bikies as chemical manufacturing workers should have been indicative of the satirical nature of my posts.

Impossible, your post matched the story in your link so well that noone could have guessed satire was involved.

[Papewaio]

Husar stop destroying the stereotype of humorless Hun.

I've got to cling to my simplified 1950's version of reality.