And you thought you had it tough

[HopAlongBunny]

Remember growing up and essentially having a hard-on from age 12 to somewhere around 40-ish?
That's literally nothing!
Try 90+ million years!!!:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/02/160201-arachnids-harvestman-penis-amber-fossil-animals-science/

Talk about delayed gratification :stare:

[Fragony]

Poor thing, nine seconds can be a challenge for me sometimes

[drone]

After 4 hours, I think you are supposed to call a doctor.