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theforce
07-06-2001, 13:16
Attention! The expansion pack mustn't be released at any cost! If you win the campain with the Mongols then Japan will be conquered by Khan and then history will change and then the first Shgoun:TotalWar won't excist and the history of the world will change!

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Karhu
07-06-2001, 14:06
I agree entirely. I've been spending far too much time on this game as it is, without having someone come along without so much as a by your leave, adding new units and gameplay improvements to make it even more addictive.

Let's scrap it I say, before it's too late.
MagyarKhans Cham
07-06-2001, 16:36
I warn you, you are on the edge of war with my Khan http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

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http://home-4.worldonline.nl/%7Et543201/web-mongol/mongol-images/mongolsmiley.gif Quote Although the enemy moves fast, a mongol arrow will kill him at last[/QUOTE]
TosaInu
07-06-2001, 17:34
Don't worry TheForce sama, they won't win. Let's make a patch that irons the Mongol units out of the game, just to be sure.
theforce
07-06-2001, 23:33
It will be plan B m8 :P

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Toranaga sama
07-07-2001, 01:04
how about a cheat for a Taifun superweapon?
theforce
07-07-2001, 01:27
Toronaga we are currently thinking about installing missle bases out of the coasts of Japan and we shall blow those wooden ships to atoms. We shall launch nuclear missles, too just for the fun of it http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by theforce (edited 07-06-2001).]
KumaRatta Yamamoto
07-07-2001, 15:01
The waiting for the ex-pack is getting to some of us. Obviously, TheForce is cracking up, he is loosing it http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif....

Everybody knows you can't change the past by playing a game. The only way to change history is by visiting it in a time machine!!!

Sorry got to go, The men in white are Knocking at my door again.
theforce
07-07-2001, 19:03
I was hacking the offices of CA and l found that the game is in fact a project. A project that CA has to go back in time! They can't do it alone though cause they need massive CPU hardware power to pull it out. The game is like a trojan that will use our CPU to get them the CPU power they need to pull-off their plan :P

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NARF
07-08-2001, 01:07
And I thought it was only going to be a computer game... IM SHOCKED
Koga No Goshi
07-08-2001, 01:22
I agree with Toranaga-sama, they need to make a new Japanese building you can access, the TYPHOON SHRINE. If you give it 5,000 koku it creates a huge storm that destroys the Mongols.



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Koga no Goshi

"Insolent Horses!!!!"
NARF
07-08-2001, 03:13
No way, you definetly need a building that when you build it, all the mongols die of a disease that slowly melts there skin away.
JAG
07-08-2001, 04:43
or we could send in a spy and blunt all thier arrows!!!
dam forgot i am in a mongol clan DOH!!!!!

Cya WarlordWarrior

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KumaRatta Yamamoto
07-08-2001, 14:24
TheForce: OHHHHHHHHH, now i understand your concern, you are right, they must be stopped at all cost...But how?

And the rest of you: Send in the geishas to stop the mongols, they never miss.....
theforce
07-08-2001, 15:18
How about releasing the GYU virus. Is a virus that kills only horses :P

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Toranaga sama
07-08-2001, 21:09
a virus that kills all their horses...

*strokes chin*

hmmmmmm
JAG
07-08-2001, 21:42
. . . . . intresting!. . . . . . .
BakaGaijin
07-09-2001, 09:05
Not the horses! What have they ever done to you?
theforce
07-09-2001, 17:12
Mongols don't fight without their horses http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Vanya
07-09-2001, 20:57
Well... you could turn the Mongols into... Mongoloids! Then their fighting skill would be akin to that of a lump of dirt...

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
CeltiberoSkullXIII
07-09-2001, 22:06
:-P
BakaGaijin
07-10-2001, 14:34
*calls PETA on the horse-murderers*
Kraellin
07-10-2001, 20:20
theforce,

well, your trojan computer thing at least explains the lag on the stw server then ;)

K.
07-16-2001, 21:48
whatcha talking about?
not like there's much difference between mongols and mongoloids...

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I'm a man... I can change... If I have to...
...I guess...
theforce
07-29-2001, 22:43
See. It all makes sence.....

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666HellSpawn
07-30-2001, 05:48
!!!

[This message has been edited by 666HellSpawn (edited 07-30-2001).]
666HellSpawn
07-30-2001, 06:02
Ok, I think we all agree that the only way to stop the Mongol Invasion is to go back in time. "But how?" you ask..."Easy!" I reply...
First you need two big copper doorways with whizzy-round things that make sparks and open up dimensional portals.
You activate the first doorway and walk through it...and you are instantly teleported to the time in which you placed the other copper doorway...oh...wait...I think i've just found a flaw in my theory...

HellSpawn
666HellSpawn
07-30-2001, 06:06
Ok someone's playing around with my dimensional portal here! What's going on?

HellSpawn
KumaRatta Yamamoto
07-30-2001, 12:15
MUAhahahahahahahaha! it's meeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Hey i won't let you do all the spamming)

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trk713
07-30-2001, 12:36
Hey man i helped to i kicked the s*** out of it and you hit it with a baseball bat, remember.
radan
07-30-2001, 13:17
Hmmn..is this some sort of a...nevermind.
theforce
07-30-2001, 17:01
The best way is to nuke the EA offices. The server might be down for some while but we shall eventually get a new one http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Tenchimuyo
07-31-2001, 00:13
This is insane!

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Major_Dump Asai
07-31-2001, 07:25
Hey, while youre going back in time, could u stop by the early 1990s and go to the Mickey Mouse Club studio and kill all of the performers. Then there would be no Brittney, no Christina and no NSync (or backstreet boys, like theres a difference)
HATAMOTOKILL
08-02-2001, 04:44
If u really want to be rid of the MONGOLS!!!!!!i'll invite them for tea,and give them some of my wifes cooking!!!!!lol(sure to kill) http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

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